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Where's my vape?

I don't fucking know. Did you take it?

No. Are you sure?

You're probably sitting on it.

I'm not sitting on it. I can't find it.

Give it. You know I need that thing.

I don't know where your vape is. Where is it?

I don't know.

Check under the pillow.

It's not there.

Can you help me?

Did you take it?

No, I didn't take your vape.

I don't even need you. Get off of me. But I need it. You know I can't live

without it.

You're a dick, that thing.

Freaking fiend.

Why are you hard?

What do you mean?

You're fucking hard.

Don't touch me like that.

Why are you hard?

I don't know, you're being really weird right now.

I mean, I'm looking for my babe, you're not helping me, but... You got a boner.

Yeah, I mean, well, if you touch it like that, of course I'm gonna... It was

hard by the time I touched it!

I don't know, it's just... Why would it... It's a natural thing, it happens

sometimes.

It's only you and me in this room.

Okay, so... Sometimes I'll just...

I'll be just doing something random, like, you know? And, you know, I'll be

the kitchen eating grapes.

And I'll get a phone.

You'll be eating grapes. What are you going to be thinking about over there?

Be mowing the lawn, or... Well, will you please help me find my vape? I don't

know where your vape is.

If not, I'm going to need something else to suck on.

What are you talking about?

You need to suck.

I don't know what's gotten into me. I don't know where it is. I don't want

anything.

Is it under you? I don't have your vape.

Why would I take your vape? I don't even vape.

I don't do that stuff.

That stuff's bad for you.

I don't care. I need it, though.

I'm never going to vape. If every time I didn't vape, I got like this, I'll

never do that.

So what?

I just need it.

it to me.

I don't have your meat.

You have to have it because it was right here and now it's gone and I don't know

where it is.

Why do you keep touching me like that?

Because I'm trying to find it and I think you took it so yeah I'm touching

I mean I'm not pointing the boner.

I don't even really have a boner like that.

It's not that hard.

It feels pretty hard.

It's like halfway.

Not even like a full one.

I don't know.

I don't think you can get any more rock hard than this.

I mean, yeah. I don't know. I like that.

It's just hard when I touch it the first time.

What? You like staring at me?

No.

You sure?

You're not saying no.

You're being crazy right now.

I mean, if you can't help me find my vape, then... You're literally touching

penis.

I don't know where it is.

I need something in my mouth.

What are you trying to say?

Can I use your cock instead?

You can't put my dick in your mouth.

You can?

Okay, then help me find my tape.

Do you want to put my tape in your mouth?

Yeah.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Because if I can't have that in my mouth, then I'm not using my mouth.

I'm listening to the perfect thing.

Okay, am I?

draws help me out

Smoke my vape that I cannot find anywhere.

Look how hard you are. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't, don't. I don't know about this.

You don't know about this? I mean, it's just so hard. It looks like it needs

me to lick it at least.

You like that?

Thank you.

um um

I miss more than I like sucking on my vape.

You want me to put it in me?

Are you serious?

Uh huh, I'm horny.

I feel like we shouldn't do that. I feel like we're already taking too far.

Why?

It's so wet for you.

What are you doing?

Putting it in.

Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

Am I dripping my coffee?

I'm gonna stick it back in.

Yes.