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"I am," I said.
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"I am," I cried.
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I am...
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an entertainer.
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When I'm not doing
engine work or oil changes I, uh,
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I'm the lead guitar
with the Dog Night Specials
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at the Red Dragon Lounge.
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The band ain't great,
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but they serve free hotdogs
on Wednesday nights, so there's that.
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I am the only honky in an all Black band
called The Esquires.
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Yeah, I hold my own.
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So far they haven't given me the hook
like at the Apollo.
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I, uh, I've got a karaoke machine
I use for solo gigs.
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I sing all types.
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I got Mellencamp,
Elvis, Bon Jovi, and, oh...
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For these occasions,
I have created a persona.
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It's like a...
It's like a superhero of rock and roll.
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I mean, I've got no cape or nothing.
I've got no mask.
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But I've got...
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a bolt.
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You know why I've got a lightning bolt?
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'Cause they call me Lightning.
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Oh, yeah.
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Lightning is a star.
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Lightning is a rocking God.
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He's like Chuck Berry, Barry Manilow
and The Beatles all rolled into one.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's singing
the songs people love to hear.
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The songs that people need.
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The songs that I need.
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Yeah.
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The songs that I need to keep going.
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When the, uh...
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When the song's over
and the applause stops, I'm not...
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I'm not Lightning anymore.
I'm just another drunk.
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Hello, my name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Mike.
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And, uh... I'm happy to be here
because today's a special day.
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It's... It's my sober birthday.
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Twenty years off the bottle and counting.
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Thank you.
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- Ooh.
- All right.
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But I've got... I've got a tradition
on my sober birthday, uh...
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I sing the same song by a great man.
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A man whose songs have got me through
some sad times, some rock bottoms and...
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Today I get to sing
one of his songs for you.
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♪ This is not a sad song, no ♪
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♪ A sad song to sing when you're alone ♪
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♪ In a way it's a glad song, yeah ♪
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♪ A glad song ♪
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♪ A simple song ♪
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♪ That simply seems
To make you feel good ♪
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♪ When you sing along ♪
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♪ Song sung blue
Everybody knows one ♪
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You know the words. Come on.
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♪ Song sung blue
Every garden grows one ♪
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Me and you are subject to...
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♪ Me and you are subject
To the blues now and then ♪
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♪ But when you take the blues
And make a song ♪
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♪ You sing them out again ♪
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♪ You sing them out again ♪
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♪ Song sung blue
Weeping like a willow ♪
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♪ Song sung blue
Sleeping on my pillow ♪
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♪ Funny thing, but you can
Sing it with a cry in your voice ♪
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♪ And before you know
It get to feeling good ♪
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♪ You simply got no choice ♪
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♪ All of my love, all of my kissin'♪
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♪ You don't know
What you've been a-missin'♪
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♪ Oh boy, when you're with me, oh boy ♪
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♪ The world can see
That you were meant for me ♪
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♪ Stars appear and shadows a-fallin'
You can hear my heart a-callin' ♪
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♪ And a little bit of lovin'
Makes everything right ♪
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♪ I'm gonna see my baby tonight ♪
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♪ All of my love, all of my kissin' ♪
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♪ You don't know
What you've been a-missin '♪
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♪ Oh boy, when you're with me... ♪
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Who are you supposed to be?
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Hey, Earl. I thought you were in Florida
on a cruise or something.
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Uh, yeah. Well, I thought you were gonna
be Don Ho, singing "Tiny Bubbles"?
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Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
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I'm gonna go on as Lightning.
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You can't go out there like that.
You look too much like Elvis.
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I mean, you're head to toe in denim
like he wore in '68 Comeback.
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He wore black leather
in '68 Comeback, not denim.
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Not during the "Guitar Man" medley,
he wore denim.
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- And you even got a lightning bolt.
- I'm Lightning. I can't wear a bolt?
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That's Elvis's logo.
Taking care of business in a flash,
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- that's me, that's my handle, TCB.
- You own that, do you? All right.
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I am the one and only
Elvis impersonator in all Milwaukee.
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Thank you very much!
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We'll be right back.
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One thing's for sure.
We've got too many Elvis impersonators
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and not one Little Richard.
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Say it loud!
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Where's the Hawaiian shirt?
You're singing "Tiny Bubbles."
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I don't wanna sing "Tiny Bubbles."
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I'm gonna sing "Eye of the Tiger"
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and then I'll close out
with "Suspicious Minds."
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Over my dead body
does he sing "Suspicious Minds."
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Earl. Earl, calm down.
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- Mike.
- What?
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We're impersonators here.
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That's why the State Fair booked us
for the blue-haired crowd.
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I don't look like Don Ho.
I'm not Hawaiian. It's dumb.
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That's why Carl Kahananui was doing it.
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But his gallbladder ruptured,
you agreed to fill in and do me a favor.
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So you're saying no Lightning,
it's Don Ho or a no-go?
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Yeah, Mike. That's what I'm saying.
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Then it's a no-go.
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Claire, you're up next.
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Uh, Babs.
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Instead of "Don't Rain on my Parade,"
do "People Who Need People."
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The blue-hairs are losing their slow dance
song since "Tiny Bubbles" is out.
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I'll manage, I guess.
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Thanks, Mike.
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Sex Machine, you close it out.
I'll go tell the band.
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All right.
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You supposed to be Loretta Lynn?
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Oh, Patsy Cline.
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I sing her songs all the time.
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I don't usually dress like this,
but any chance to sing, you know?
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Yeah, I just can't be Don Ho
on my birthday.
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Oh, happy birthday.
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It's not really my birthday.
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Oh, okay.
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You know, you could be Frank Sinatra.
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Maybe sing "Luck Be a Lady."
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Yeah, I like Frank.
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But the whole crooner vibe, I don't know.
I like to move. I like to rock.
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Yeah.
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"Elvis has left the building."
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Oh, you know who you'd be perfect for?
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Neil Diamond.
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Oh, no. Never.
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No, I hold that man in such high regard.
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No, no, no, no.
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- "Sweet Caroline."
- Yeah.
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I know, I know. No, no, no.
Listen, he's got other songs too. Okay?
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Now, if it ever got back to him
that I was goofing on his music, or...
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Like Earl over there.
I'd kill myself. Not Neil. I...
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You know how much he got paid
for that cruise?
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20,000 bucks.
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That poser pulled in 20 G's?
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Nostalgia pays.
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God,
I'm burning up in this wig.
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If my boobs were just a bit bigger,
I could be Dolly.
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You're a blonde?
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Oh, boy, am I.
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All right.
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Put your hands together
for Ms. Patsy and the greatest hits.
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I hope you sing as good as you look.
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♪ I go out walkin' after midnight ♪
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♪ Out in the moonlight
Just like we used to do ♪
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♪ I'm always walkin'
After midnight, searchin' for you ♪
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Claire Stengl.
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She sing country, rock,
classical like that "Ave Maria" joint.
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She look all kind of good, don't she?
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Yeah! My man, Lightning.
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♪ After midnight, searchin' for you ♪
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♪ I stop and see a weepin' willow
Cryin' on his pillow ♪
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♪ Maybe he's cryin' for me ♪
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♪ And as the skies turn gloomy
Night winds whisper to me ♪
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♪ I'm lonesome as I can be ♪
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♪ I go out walkin' after midnight ♪
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♪ Out in the starlight ♪
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♪ Just hopin' you may be
Somewhere a-walkin' ♪
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♪ After midnight, searchin' for me ♪
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Okay, Mike.
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Open wide.
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Geez.
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You could park a car in that gap.
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I'll take a Cadillac.
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I've got something much better for you.
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Take a look at this.
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Is that a lightning bolt?
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Lightning for Lightning.
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So when I smile,
it'll be like I'm advertising.
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That is smart, Dr. Dave.
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See, that is why
you're my manager, Dr. Dave.
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Always thinking.
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I got a call from Walter
over at First National.
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First thing, he still wants you
to perform at his Christmas party.
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Great.
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Second thing, you're three months behind
on your mortgage.
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Can't he just take it
out of my performance fee?
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Mike, it's not something
you can just sing away.
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Maybe you should think
about downsizing.
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No, I've gotta keep my house.
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When my daughter comes up,
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that's the one consistent thing
that she's got.
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Anyway, we shouldn't be talking
about downsizing,
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we should be talking about getting
higher paid gigs, like a residency.
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Something steady.
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Why don't you talk
to your Buddy Holly friend.
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You know, he's got that gig
over at the Shawano Casino.
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No, Mark's pissed at me.
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I quit the Legends gig the other night.
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- What? Why'd you quit?
- 'Cause he wouldn't let me be Lightning.
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You were supposed to be Don Ho.
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Why I gotta be anybody other than me?
I should be enough.
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Shit. Well...
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I guess there goes
my ten dollar commission.
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Do you need an oil change?
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Come on. Give me your car keys.
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♪ Aw, Cracklin' Rosie, get on board ♪
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♪ Get on board ♪
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♪ We're gonna ride
'Till there ain't no more to go ♪
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♪ Taking it slow ♪
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♪ And Lord, don't you know ♪
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♪ Lord, don't you know ♪
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♪ We'll have me a time
With a poor man's lady ♪
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♪ Hitchin' on a twilight train ♪
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♪ Ain't nothing here
That I care to take along ♪
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♪ Maybe a song ♪
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♪ To sing when I want ♪
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♪ No need to say please to no man
For a happy tune ♪
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♪ Oh, I love my Rosie child ♪
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♪ You got the way to make me happy ♪
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♪ You and me we go in style ♪
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♪ Cracklin' Rose
You're a store-bought woman ♪
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♪ But you make me sing like
A guitar hummin' ♪
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♪ So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on ♪
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♪ Play it now, play it now
Play it now, my baby ♪
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- ♪ Cracklin'-- ♪
- Ow! Ow!
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Geez...
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♪ Everybody, come on ♪
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♪ Gotta get on up ♪
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♪ Gotta get on up now ♪
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♪ Gotta get on up ♪
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♪ How can you sit yourself down
For a rest ♪
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♪ When you know that I'm trying my best ♪
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♪ To dance with you, girl ♪
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♪ To dance with you, girl ♪
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♪ You know what, sugar ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Hey, you... ♪
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Thank you.
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So...
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you just go by Claire Stengl?
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Well, I used to be Claire Cartwright,
but then after the divorce,
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I switched it back
to my maiden name which is Stengl.
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So, Claire Stengl.
It's not the most exciting stage name,
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I know.
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But it's not like I'm Cher or Madonna.
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Oh, you're better than them broads.
246
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- Stop. You're so sweet.
- You are.
247
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,671
I'm a hairdresser part-time.
248
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,715
I wash, I trim. No dye jobs.
249
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,926
- I did change my hair up a little bit.
- I noticed.
250
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,178
- Did you notice?
- You also got a new tooth.
251
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,096
Oh, yeah. Look.
252
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,514
Is that a lightning bolt?
253
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,599
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
254
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,643
- Yes. 'Cause?
- 'Cause you're Lightning.
255
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,853
- Right.
- I know, I know. I know all about you.
256
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,230
My girlfriends and I, we used to
go to Hegarty's on Friday nights.
257
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,357
Hegarty's, come on.
258
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:45,361
And I remember you sang
ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man."
259
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:48,739
And at the chorus, you'd, like,
push your pelvis out like Elvis
260
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,825
and we'd scream like schoolgirls.
261
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,661
You're really good.
262
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,084
You know the other day,
when I said it was my birthday?
263
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,086
Oh, yeah.
The birthday that wasn't your birthday.
264
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,004
What was that?
265
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,173
I'm an alcoholic.
266
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,511
- Okay.
- Not anymore.
267
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,597
I mean, I'm always gonna be an alcoholic
but I've been sober 20 years.
268
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,307
And the other day, it was...
269
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,101
Well, they call it a sober birthday.
270
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,978
Happy belated sober birthday.
271
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,479
Here's the thing.
272
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,148
With sobriety,
you gotta face up to certain truths.
273
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,442
Way to go, Lightning. Twenty years.
274
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,945
All right, I'm not a songwriter.
I'm not a sex symbol.
275
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,072
But I just wanna entertain people.
276
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,741
- And I wanna make a living.
- I know, me too.
277
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,119
I don't wanna be a hairdresser.
I wanna sing, I wanna dance.
278
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,287
I want a house, I want a garden,
I want a cat.
279
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,331
So here's what I'm thinking.
280
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,249
I need a hook.
281
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,584
I need something big.
I need something new.
282
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:46,339
And, as you put it, nostalgia pays.
283
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:47,841
Us, me,
284
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,884
you, it's not gonna happen.
285
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,511
Miss Fine, you're old enough to be my...
286
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,346
- Watch it.
- Sister.
287
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,056
- Hi!
- Hey, Mom.
288
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,808
Was the guy a wacko?
289
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,395
Dana, this is Mike. Mike Sardina.
290
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,402
As you were.
291
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,112
Hi.
292
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,239
So feel free to make yourself a...
293
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,161
any nonalcoholic beverage you like.
294
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,412
All right.
295
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,123
I'm gonna make a pot of coffee.
You like it black or sweet?
296
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,001
I don't drink coffee.
297
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,627
Wanna start?
298
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,629
Hi. Is Grandma down?
299
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,715
- Like, hours ago.
- Oh, good.
300
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,967
- You didn't bring him home, did you?
- I'm really shiny.
301
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,428
- H-He's here?
- I am sweating like a whore in church.
302
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,847
Oh-- The building manager came by.
303
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,225
You know, we got a two-week extension,
but it's another 50 dollars that we--
304
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,852
Don't worry about it, okay?
I'm gonna take care of that.
305
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,353
- Wait.
- I'm gonna wear these.
306
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,356
- Those are my shoes, Mom.
- Honey, he was so cute.
307
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,274
What are you...
308
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,443
He was so cute on that stage
with The Esquires.
309
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,819
And he was smiling at me.
310
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,446
- Okay.
- And then we went for a walk.
311
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,363
And it was just magic.
312
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:56,533
And I know you see magic all the time
'cause you're young, but I don't.
313
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,161
And so, it was just beautiful.
314
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,788
Magic doesn't happen
for me all the time.
315
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083
Rachel, I want you to go
introduce yourself to him.
316
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,250
Okay?
317
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,002
- I want you to do that.
- I-I'm not doing--
318
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,046
Rachel, don't be a sourpuss.
319
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,216
You're gonna go outside,
and I want you to say hello to him.
320
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,926
- No, no, no. We're not doing that.
- Mom!
321
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,677
No, no. I'm not doing this right now.
322
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,097
I have to deal with your boyfriends
all the time.
323
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,348
- They come into this house--
- All the time?
324
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,308
Yeah, the last one smelled like a skunk.
325
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,311
- He was clearly a dope dealer.
- He just like-- No, he was not.
326
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,938
- We're gonna go outside.
- He's a Zen guy, Mom.
327
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,356
- One second. Let's go.
- Mom.
328
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,399
Come on. One second.
329
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,151
- Mike! Mike.
- Hey.
330
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,402
Yeah.
331
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,531
Mike, this is my daughter, Rachel.
332
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,158
Oh, hey. How's it going?
333
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,914
Rachel, say something.
334
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,376
Don't make a mess on the couch.
335
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,253
- Rachel!
- What?
336
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:50,964
Hey, what do you think?
337
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,176
- It's good.
- Right?
338
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,095
We just gotta work your hair
a little differently.
339
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,680
- And I got a guy for that.
- All right.
340
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,140
Oh, and look at these outfits.
341
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,058
Come on. Look at that.
342
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,476
He's, like, shimmering, you know?
343
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,103
You know, my hair guy
does clothes too.
344
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,856
Awesome. You know, Neil is special.
345
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,276
And I just want everyone to get that
feeling I get when I listen to "America,"
346
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,528
- and "Forever in Blue Jeans," and--
- "Sweet Caroline."
347
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:17,781
And "Sweet Caroline," yeah,
but I'm never gonna be the real McCoy.
348
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,868
I mean, I don't really look like Neil.
I don't even really sound like Neil.
349
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,830
And I've-- I gotta be Neil,
but I've just gotta be me too.
350
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,709
Yeah, you don't wanna be
a Neil Diamond...
351
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,793
impersonator.
352
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,005
You wanna be
a Neil Diamond interpreter.
353
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,925
I was looking for the right way to say it,
and you just came right out and said it.
354
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,678
A Neil Diamond interpreter.
355
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,138
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yes.
356
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:45,225
Oh, and you can sing
some Patsy Cline songs, like one or two.
357
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,311
I mean, maybe while you're doing
a costume change.
358
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,479
But, no, I don't want
to confuse people.
359
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,482
I will back you up
on keyboards and vocals,
360
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,735
but this is about Neil.
361
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,613
And this is about his fans, you know?
362
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,573
Yeah. Yeah.
363
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,868
I can sing the Barbra Streisand part on...
364
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,286
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers."
365
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,830
Right. But we gotta get 'em
on their feet and get 'em clapping.
366
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,082
Look up "Cherry, Cherry."
367
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,584
Mmm.
368
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,762
All right, ready? Two, three, and...
369
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,395
♪ Baby loves me, yes, yes she does... ♪
370
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:34,441
Uh, you see where I underlined there?
I was thinking maybe at the--
371
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,152
Oh, yeah, I double up.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
372
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:42,200
- ♪ Baby loves me ♪
- ♪ Baby loves me, yes, yes she does ♪
373
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,287
♪ Ah, the girl's outta sight, yeah ♪
374
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,294
- ♪ Says she loves me ♪
- ♪ Says she loves me, yes, yes she does ♪
375
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:54,963
Nice.
376
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,173
♪ Gonna show me tonight, yeah ♪
377
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,593
♪ Hey, she got the way
To move me, Cherry ♪
378
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,721
♪ She got the way to groove me ♪
379
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,432
♪ She got the way to move me
Cherry, baby ♪
380
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,394
♪ She got the way to groove me ♪
381
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,564
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
382
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,570
♪ Tell your mama, girl
We can't stay long ♪
383
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:25,159
♪ We got things we gotta catch up on ♪
384
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,621
♪ Mmm, you know, you know what... ♪
385
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,665
Excuse me. Excuse me!
386
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,875
Oh.
387
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,336
Much too late for anyone
to be singing that loud.
388
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,922
Ma, this is the man
I was telling you about, Mike Sardina.
389
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,800
- This is Lightning.
- How you doing tonight?
390
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:42,844
Not good.
391
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,971
Sing softer.
392
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,808
She's going to a retirement home.
393
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,979
I'd like to say that she's less grumpy
in the day, but I'd be lying.
394
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,652
What's that? That's very pretty.
395
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,196
Well, she said, "Sing softer."
396
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:03,990
I'm going softer.
397
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,912
♪ She was morning ♪
398
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,916
♪ And I was night time ♪
399
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,420
♪ I one day woke up ♪
400
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:23,509
♪ To find her lying beside my bed... ♪
401
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:31,100
♪ I softly said, "Come take me"♪
402
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:42,487
♪ For I've been lonely
In need of someone ♪
403
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:49,660
♪ As though I'd done
Someone wrong somewhere ♪
404
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,163
♪ But I don't know where ♪
405
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,793
♪ I don't know where ♪
406
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,712
♪ Come lately ♪
407
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:08,637
♪ You are the sun, I am the moon ♪
408
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:12,307
♪ You are the words, I am the tune ♪
409
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,310
♪ Play me ♪
410
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,438
Nice.
411
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,026
♪ Song she sang to me ♪
412
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:26,571
♪ Song she brang to me ♪
413
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:30,826
♪ Words that rang in me ♪
414
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,954
♪ Rhyme that sprang from me ♪
415
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:35,748
♪ Warmed the night ♪
416
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,086
♪ And what was right ♪
417
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,339
♪ Became me ♪
418
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,847
♪ You are the sun, I am the moon ♪
419
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:55,600
♪ You are the words, I am the tune ♪
420
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,311
♪ Play me ♪
421
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,899
My ex-husband, he's a good guy.
422
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:05,403
And he really liked my singing and all.
423
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,114
But when I started trying to book gigs,
424
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:12,742
he just started making fun of it,
like it was a threat or something.
425
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:18,623
I don't know why he wanted
to make me feel so small,
426
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,250
but he sure did.
427
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,169
Hmm.
428
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:24,338
I gotta say, with me and my ex...
429
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,301
I was the one making her feel small.
430
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:33,222
I was selfish, I was angry, I was wrong.
431
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,935
But I'm here, you know,
trying to be better.
432
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:40,605
I mean, aren't we all?
433
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:45,150
♪ And so it was ♪
434
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:49,362
♪ That I came to travel ♪
435
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:56,411
♪ Upon a road that was
Thorned and narrow ♪
436
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,790
♪ Another place ♪
437
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:06,672
♪ Another grace would save me ♪
438
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:14,846
♪ You are the sun, I am the moon ♪
439
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:18,433
♪ You are the words, I am the tune ♪
440
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:21,729
♪ Play me ♪
441
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:29,194
♪ You are the sun, I am the moon ♪
442
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,823
♪ You are the words, I am the tune ♪
443
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:40,038
♪ Play ♪
444
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:43,000
♪ Me ♪
445
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,254
That's great.
446
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,553
- And, hey, I was thinking, uh...
- Yeah?
447
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,097
I was thinking we should
call ourselves something.
448
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,933
- Oh, like, a tribute band name.
- Yeah.
449
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:04,981
So I'm thinking "Lightning and Thunder:
A Neil Diamond Experience."
450
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,984
- "Lightning and Thunder"?
- Yeah.
451
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,695
So, you'd be Lightning, and...
452
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,239
I'd be Thunder.
453
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:14,907
Uh, yeah.
454
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:17,785
You--
455
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:21,997
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
456
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,082
That is not very professional of me,
457
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,586
but I've been wanting
to do it for, like, a whole--
458
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,767
- Okay, I'm gonna go.
- Okay, yeah.
459
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:47,397
♪ Every day, it's a-getting closer ♪
460
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:50,942
♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪
461
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:57,575
♪ Love like yours will surely come my way
A-hey, a-hey-hey ♪
462
00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:01,369
♪ Every day seems a little longer ♪
463
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:04,706
♪ Every way, love's a little stronger ♪
464
00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:11,588
♪ Come what may
Do you ever long for true love from me ♪
465
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:15,634
♪ Every day, it's a-getting closer ♪
466
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:19,262
♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪
467
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:23,476
♪ Love like yours
Will surely come my way ♪
468
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,397
I know I let you down.
469
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,026
But just know that I am very...
470
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,613
Oh, what was the word you said?
"Contrary"?
471
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:37,906
- Contrite.
- Contrite.
472
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,242
He's very contrite.
473
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:44,788
There's always that one friend
you can't say no to
474
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:47,917
even though they repeatedly crap on you.
475
00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,003
I hope I'm that friend.
476
00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:55,131
Hey, Tom.
477
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,509
Okay, now,
Tom is a good guy. Okay?
478
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,844
He's got all the connections
to all the casinos and venues
479
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:00,930
from Chicago to Branson.
480
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,932
Mike, meet Tom D'Amato.
481
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,101
How are you, Mr. Sardina?
482
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,186
I'm huge.
483
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,647
You may not remember this,
484
00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:12,899
but I would sit at the bar
at the Chubby Bear.
485
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,485
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. Every Thursday night,
486
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,153
and watch you play with your first band,
487
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,905
Positive Traction.
488
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,574
Yeah. We made some noise,
but it was in tune.
489
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,743
You were really good, Mike.
Really good band.
490
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:24,911
Thank you. Thank you.
491
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,330
Well, I was, uh, talking to your manager,
492
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,500
and he said that you're gonna do
a Neil Diamond show?
493
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,668
Mm-mm-mm-mmm.
494
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,962
A Neil Diamond experience.
495
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,714
My partner, Claire, and I,
496
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:38,591
we start rehearsing with costumes
and everything next week.
497
00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,510
Costumes? Really? Wow.
498
00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:44,764
Right. But one day, I see us being backed
by a big orchestra, maybe even a choir.
499
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:47,058
And I tell ya, I tell ya, it's gonna...
500
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,602
I mean, I know
we gotta start small, right,
501
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:52,272
if I wanna play someplace like this.
But one day...
502
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:54,774
But you've got to make sure
you play "Sweet Caroline."
503
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:56,359
Oh, we close with "Sweet Caroline."
504
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,611
- Great.
- But we open...
505
00:28:58,195 --> 00:28:59,821
with "Soolaimon."
506
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:03,324
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
507
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:06,453
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon... ♪
508
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,454
Then louder.
509
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:10,499
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
510
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,376
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon... ♪
511
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,544
A little bit of smoke.
512
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:17,046
♪ Soo, soolaimon... ♪
513
00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,089
Come on now.
514
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,926
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
515
00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:22,552
"Soo-lemon."
516
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:24,554
Soolaimon. Soolaimon.
517
00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:27,475
Is that an African word?
518
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,392
Like, Swahili?
519
00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:30,977
I think it might be Hebrew.
520
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,104
- Like, "Solomon."
- No, no, it's Arabic.
521
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,689
It's a call to celebration.
522
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:38,569
The audience are our flock,
and we are the shepherd.
523
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,823
- Yeah. I just got some chills. Wow.
- You feel that? You feel it?
524
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,659
We're gonna get that casino gig for you.
525
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,996
But it's gonna take
building a lot of momentum.
526
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:51,331
Right.
527
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:52,792
But, Mike, you have passion.
528
00:29:53,459 --> 00:30:00,466
And all I ask, if you'll allow me
to work in service of that passion.
529
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,514
- We'd love to have you on the team.
- Oh!
530
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,141
Music to my ears, Mike.
531
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,810
Thank you.
532
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,938
- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you so much.
533
00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,773
I have to roll right now, sorry.
534
00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:20,069
But we will be in touch.
535
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:28,117
Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you had
a great time at the Shawano Casino.
536
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,870
The Badger Bus will be leaving
in 10 minutes
537
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:34,582
for the Potawatomi Hotel and Casino.
538
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,084
See ya, Mike.
539
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,753
All aboard!
540
00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:49,055
I don't know how long
this rehearsal's gonna take.
541
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,640
I don't want anyone asking me that.
542
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:53,393
We really have to call him Lightning?
It's kind of weird.
543
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:57,272
Every time he comes to pick me up,
he tries to connect with you,
544
00:30:57,273 --> 00:30:59,107
and you do not make it easy, Rach.
545
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:02,402
- He's very nervous about you coming.
- Okay.
546
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:04,780
So to make you more comfortable,
he invited his daughter.
547
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,781
- What?
- And she's your age.
548
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:09,033
- This is a playdate?
- She's only a year older.
549
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:12,036
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Why does everything have to be so hard?
550
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,121
What am I, six?
551
00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,915
I just wanna sing
and be happy and feel loved!
552
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,586
And I don't want everything
to be such a big deal!
553
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:24,633
Come on. Come on out.
554
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:26,302
Hey.
555
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,679
Wave. Wave to him.
556
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,930
Hi.
557
00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:32,850
Smile and wave at him.
558
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,144
Goddamn it.
559
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,229
Be nice.
560
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,653
When my dad bought this place,
the runway wasn't finished.
561
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:48,282
Now you get, like, ten planes a day.
562
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:50,826
- Huh.
- Except Sundays.
563
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:59,001
So, do you split your time between your...
your mom and your dad?
564
00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:01,003
Um...
565
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:07,550
Not really. No.
I mean, my dad's cool, but it's just...
566
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:08,636
No, I get it.
567
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:13,432
It's better for me to be full-time
with my mom in Florida, but...
568
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:17,645
Don't get me wrong.
My dad's great. He's just, uh...
569
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,357
He's... He's artistic.
570
00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:24,276
Mmm. Artistic.
571
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:25,945
Yeah, I...
572
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,614
I know all about that.
573
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:33,076
Hey, Mike, can you open the garage?
It's getting really hot in here.
574
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:36,663
I would, but the lady across the street
was giving me the evil eye
575
00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:39,207
as we was unpacking the drums,
so maybe not.
576
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,209
Bomar.
577
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,002
We still good with
that barter situation we discussed
578
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,587
with me playing with The Esquires?
579
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:47,632
You'd be playing four free gigs
just for all of us to do one show.
580
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,549
Yeah, I understand.
581
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,928
It's just I, you know, can't pay you
anything right now. That's all.
582
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,596
We came here for you, brother.
583
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,767
But your lady ain't wrong.
It's hot as Satan's balls. Open the door.
584
00:32:57,518 --> 00:32:58,768
Yeah.
585
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:00,312
All right, maybe just for a little bit.
586
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,744
Mark, what are you doing here?
587
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,956
Buddy Holly died at 22.
588
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:25,295
I'm 52, and I've been keeping
that guy alive 30 years past his prime.
589
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:28,841
I don't even need these.
590
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,052
What I'm saying is...
591
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,513
I'm here if you need me.
592
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:39,475
Thanks.
593
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:40,727
I didn't bring an amp.
594
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,271
Yeah, we gotcha.
595
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,188
All right, guys.
596
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,442
My dad, he was a tunnel rat in Vietnam.
597
00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:49,193
They would send him
into the tunnels underground
598
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,696
where the enemy was hiding, and...
599
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,282
and they had it booby-trapped.
600
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,701
So sometimes, he'd have to...
601
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:58,954
like, crawl over dead bodies.
602
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,291
So, yeah, he...
603
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,293
He used to drink.
604
00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:06,712
My mom, she can get, um...
605
00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:09,505
depressed.
606
00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:12,092
So she's, like, on meds.
607
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,679
I try to keep up with it for her
'cause she can get...
608
00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:19,015
scattered.
609
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,099
You know?
610
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:26,814
Well, you know, most recovering alcoholics
just trade one addiction for another.
611
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,692
And music's that for Dad.
612
00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:31,779
Without music, he can get, um...
613
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:34,281
What'd you call it?
614
00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:35,948
- Scattered?
- Scattered.
615
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,076
Yeah.
616
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,578
Yeah.
617
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:43,664
I think we covered
all our fucked-up family history.
618
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,958
Most of it. Might be a little more.
619
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,503
- There's more?
- Maybe a little. Just a little.
620
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:50,631
Hey, listen,
I know we just met too, but, um...
621
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:53,800
I have a joint.
622
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:56,929
You know, I thought I smelled it on you.
623
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,852
♪ I got a song been on my mind ♪
624
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:12,111
♪ And the tune can be sung
And the words all rhyme ♪
625
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:22,745
♪ Though it don't say much
And it won't offend ♪
626
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:26,458
♪ If you sing it at school
They're liable to send you home ♪
627
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,503
♪ Never knowin' what you're showin'♪
628
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:33,506
♪ Think you're growin' your own tea ♪
629
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:34,466
♪ Good Lordy ♪
630
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:44,685
♪ Let me hear that, get me near that
Crunchy Granola Suite ♪
631
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:54,319
♪ Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin'
Crunchy granola's neat ♪
632
00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,617
♪ Sing it out ♪
633
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,036
♪ All right ♪
634
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:06,873
I wouldn't go any shorter than this.
635
00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:10,501
No. I want it to ripple and wave when
the wind blows my shirt. Like...
636
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,878
- Wind in a bar?
- Yeah.
637
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,046
- How?
- Like a leaf blower.
638
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,008
- You have one?
- Sure.
639
00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:19,178
♪ I know a man was outta touch ♪
640
00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:27,394
♪ And he'd hide in a house
And he didn't say much ♪
641
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,275
Okay.
642
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:35,776
I used to do this as a kid. Come on.
643
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,612
Am I getting... getting on here?
644
00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:39,698
- Okay.
- Here.
645
00:36:40,741 --> 00:36:41,742
Lay back.
646
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,544
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
647
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:58,634
♪ Let me hear that, get me near that
Crunchy Granola Suite ♪
648
00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:07,976
♪ Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin'
Crunchy granola's neat ♪
649
00:37:12,773 --> 00:37:14,524
♪ Sing it out ♪
650
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,027
♪ All right ♪
651
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:21,072
Hey! Come on. Hey!
652
00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:24,326
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
653
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,334
Yes!
654
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,879
I was scared you were gonna hit your head.
655
00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:44,179
If you live long enough...
656
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:48,684
...you can see your dreams die a slow death.
657
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,982
Young people don't know
how good they have it.
658
00:37:56,775 --> 00:38:00,654
Not 'cause they can touch their toes
and screw all night.
659
00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,784
They haven't learned that most things
just don't work out.
660
00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:19,965
Most times you just mess it up.
So it's easier not to try.
661
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,594
We're all just looking for some hope.
662
00:38:27,264 --> 00:38:29,850
But at my age, hope is hard.
663
00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:34,896
Hope's not enough.
664
00:38:58,295 --> 00:39:04,342
God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
665
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:07,054
the courage to change the things I can,
666
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,848
and the wisdom to know the difference.
667
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,292
There seems to be
a bit of a miscommunication.
668
00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:41,796
When I booked this gig a month ago,
669
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:46,259
it was my understanding that there was
a motor home convention in town,
670
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:49,178
being that that's what I was told.
671
00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:51,555
No, I didn't. I did not say that.
672
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,183
You said the Emerald
Motor Home Convention!
673
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:58,312
I said Emerald Lion Motor Club Reunion!
674
00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:02,441
And you said you had a classic rock band.
Like ZZ Top or CCR!
675
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:05,194
- Neil Diamond! Not classic?
- Tom, Tom, Tom,
676
00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:06,696
I still don't see the problem.
677
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:10,117
You see, Mike,
with these motor home types,
678
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,785
I figured we were in the pocket.
679
00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:15,413
You know... ...but these bikers...
680
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:16,622
They love Neil Diamond.
681
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:20,209
I-I don't know. Look at 'em.
They got leather, chains.
682
00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,961
Neil Diamond doesn't have chains.
683
00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:23,088
That's a lot of leather.
684
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,340
We ain't got nothing these
hog-squashers can dig.
685
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,510
Mike, why don't we put Claire up first?
686
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,762
I mean, look at her.
She's pretty, she's nice.
687
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,055
Have her sing "Crazy"
688
00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:35,433
or one of those Lynyrd Skynyrd songs.
689
00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:36,767
They'd love Lynyrd Skynyrd.
690
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:40,646
You know, I can fake my way through
"Sweet Home Alabama."
691
00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,773
No, no, no. We're not changing our show,
all right? No.
692
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,525
At least start with "Sweet Caroline."
693
00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:49,113
Nobody here is gonna appreciate
the Arabic incantations of "Solaimon."
694
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,364
- "Soolaimon."
- "Soolaimon."
695
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,325
- We could move up "Kentucky Woman."
- And open with "America."
696
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:54,493
"America." Great!
697
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:58,457
I'm in charge of this band, and
I'm telling you we open with "Soolaimon!"
698
00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:01,960
Have you got the fans?
699
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,755
Yeah. I got the fans.
700
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:15,514
♪ Soolaimon ♪
701
00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:20,270
Travelers of our Nation's Emerald highway.
Welcome to Tierney's Tavern.
702
00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:25,483
I am Lightning,
and this vision of beauty is Thunder.
703
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:26,609
Oh, come on.
704
00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:29,737
We bring greetings
to the great city of Chicago
705
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:31,822
with the songs of the incomparable,
706
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,076
leather-jacket-wearing entertainer,
Neil Diamond!
707
00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,954
We are Lightning & Thunder!
708
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:43,876
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪
709
00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:47,630
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪
710
00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:49,590
♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪
711
00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:51,592
Hey, what is this trash?
712
00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:55,638
♪ On to my woman, she dance for the sun ♪
713
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:57,264
♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪
714
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,432
I'm blinded by that shirt.
715
00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,558
Play "Free Bird."
716
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,643
♪ God of my night, night, night ♪
717
00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:02,478
This is awful!
718
00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:04,104
You're ruining my night!
719
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:05,814
♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪
720
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:06,899
Play something else!
721
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:07,900
♪ Taking me home ♪
722
00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:09,443
Someone get him off of there.
723
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,736
What does he think he's doing?
724
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,779
♪ She callin'... ♪
725
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:12,696
Shut your damn--
726
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,198
- Get off the stage!
- Stop!
727
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,115
♪ Soolaimon ♪
728
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:16,116
Play some rock and roll.
729
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:19,162
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon... ♪
730
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:25,626
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on. Hey, come on.
731
00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:26,877
All right, that's enough.
Get rid of the guy.
732
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,004
We're up here, we're just trying
to entertain you. That's all.
733
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,131
Neil Diamond sucks!
734
00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:33,760
What did you say?
735
00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:36,721
You heard me, nelly.
736
00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:41,559
Oh! Mike! Oh, my God!
737
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,978
- Jimmy, get over there!
- Oh, my God! Mike!
738
00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:45,854
- Mike! Oh, my God!
- Say it again!
739
00:42:45,855 --> 00:42:47,398
- Come on, say it again!
- Come on, nelly.
740
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:49,149
You're the worst manager
in the history of the world!
741
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,443
- Don't talk to me. Don't talk--
- It's not classic rock. It's crap!
742
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:53,613
What did you say? Say it again!
743
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,698
Mike! What are you...
744
00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:57,993
Oh, you son of... I got you.
745
00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:01,413
Oh, Tom. Here.
746
00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:04,623
I-- It's okay. I-I'm a bleeder.
747
00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:07,167
- Oh, God. It's really bad.
- I mean, it's just a nosebleed.
748
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,252
It's not bad.
749
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,170
Hey, Tom, can you drive?
750
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:13,257
- Because if you can't, one of us could.
- No, I have to, Ricky.
751
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:16,427
It's a liability insurance issue.
752
00:43:16,428 --> 00:43:18,679
You know, it's a requirement.
753
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,431
Tom, put this in your nose.
754
00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:21,682
- This?
- Yeah. To--
755
00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:24,603
Hold it in there,
so the blood doesn't come out.
756
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:27,022
Yeah, let it all down on the side.
757
00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:29,732
Tell Mike I'm sorry.
758
00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:30,817
You be safe.
759
00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:32,319
Okay.
760
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:05,684
I had a whole plan for how tonight
would go and it just all went south.
761
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:08,605
Well, you made it very clear
762
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:12,983
that you are in charge of this band
and make the decisions.
763
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:16,779
So I guess if it was a Donna Summer
tribute band,
764
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:18,531
I'd be calling the shots. But...
765
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,743
now I know.
766
00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:23,828
It's your show.
767
00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:30,918
I mean, would it have killed you
to open with "Sweet Caroline"?
768
00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:33,337
There's more to Neil Diamond
than "Sweet Caroline"!
769
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:36,340
He's got hundreds of songs.
770
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:40,678
And all anybody wants to hear
is "Sweet Caroline!"
771
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:42,888
That's right! That's what they wanna hear!
772
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,432
After the show, I was gonna take you
to this fancy hotel
773
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,976
with a big suite
and an all-you-can-eat buffet.
774
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,854
And I was gonna propose. And...
775
00:44:51,815 --> 00:44:54,734
- What?
- Yeah, I got you a ring and everything.
776
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:58,195
But if you're not into it,
maybe we could still hit that buffet.
777
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,824
They got a guy there that does omelets
and crepes and...
778
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:06,036
Hmm. Oh. Yes.
779
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,038
Oh, yes.
780
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,790
- What?
- To you, to this, to everything.
781
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:10,958
Okay.
782
00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,669
Oh!
783
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,837
Okay, wait, one thing.
784
00:45:14,838 --> 00:45:16,213
Anything.
785
00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,549
We open with "Sweet Caroline," agree?
786
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:19,551
I do.
787
00:45:23,972 --> 00:45:25,640
♪ Where it began ♪
788
00:45:27,517 --> 00:45:30,352
♪ I can't begin to know when ♪
789
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:33,814
I would like to welcome you
to this celebration of marriage.
790
00:45:33,815 --> 00:45:37,067
Marriage is the promise between two people
who love each other,
791
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,194
who trust that love,
792
00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:42,531
who honor each other
as individuals in that togetherness,
793
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:45,534
and who wish to spend
the rest of their lives together.
794
00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:50,415
Keeping yourself solely unto him
as for as long as you may live?
795
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:52,292
I do.
796
00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:56,420
♪ Hands... ♪
797
00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:57,421
- I do.
- Aw.
798
00:45:57,422 --> 00:46:01,717
In the power entrusted in me,
I pronounce you husband and wife.
799
00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:03,678
Now jump back and kiss yourself.
800
00:46:05,472 --> 00:46:10,393
♪ Touchin' me, touchin' you ♪
801
00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:14,731
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
802
00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:21,613
♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪
803
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:26,701
♪ I've been inclined ♪
804
00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:32,247
♪ To believe they never would ♪
805
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:35,042
♪ But now I... ♪
806
00:46:35,043 --> 00:46:39,922
We need to hit two venues
in under four hours.
807
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:44,134
We got a 7:00 p.m. show
at Good Time Charlie's,
808
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,887
- and a 10:00 slot at Club House.
- All right, here we go.
809
00:46:46,888 --> 00:46:48,139
All aboard!
810
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,309
♪ Look at the night ♪
811
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:55,897
♪ And it don't seem so lonely ♪
812
00:46:56,689 --> 00:47:00,693
♪ We fill it up with only two ♪
813
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:06,074
♪ And when I hurt ♪
814
00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:11,287
♪ Hurtin' runs off my shoulders ♪
815
00:47:11,913 --> 00:47:15,082
♪ How can I hurt when holdin' you... ♪
816
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:18,502
Are you ready to rock out
to some Neil Diamond?
817
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:21,923
♪ Warm ♪
818
00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:25,885
♪ Touching warm ♪
819
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,848
♪ Reaching out ♪
820
00:47:30,682 --> 00:47:32,516
♪ Touching me ♪
821
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:37,271
♪ Touching you ♪
822
00:47:37,272 --> 00:47:40,191
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
823
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:45,779
♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪
824
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,699
♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
825
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:51,369
♪ I've been inclined ♪
826
00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:57,291
♪ To believe they never would ♪
827
00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:00,043
♪ Oh, no... ♪
828
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:03,422
Oh, my heart throbs.
He's such a good-looking man.
829
00:48:03,423 --> 00:48:07,509
Claire Sardina sang Patsy Cline songs,
Mike Sardina sang rock and roll medleys.
830
00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,595
But together they are Lightning & Thunder.
831
00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:11,430
- A Neil Diamond tribute band...
- What do you think?
832
00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,807
...the people of Milwaukee
can't seem to get enough of.
833
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:18,353
I just love Lightning & Thunder.
They are my fave.
834
00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:21,899
You know, you're gonna see
Lightning & Thunder in Las Vegas.
835
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,902
Oh, "Sweet Caroline," I think that's
my new favorite song.
836
00:48:24,903 --> 00:48:26,654
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
837
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:31,117
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
838
00:48:33,161 --> 00:48:36,580
♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪
839
00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:39,416
♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
840
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:42,378
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
841
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:48,342
♪ I believe they never could ♪
842
00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:51,554
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
843
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:03,316
Here's the question. Tell me something
that people are struck by.
844
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,401
- Lightning.
- Oh, lightning!
845
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,736
- Yeah?
- Lightning.
846
00:49:07,737 --> 00:49:09,322
- Lightning!
- Yeah!
847
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,120
Rachel, can you please make me spaghetti?
848
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,790
Mom wants fish sticks again. I'm dying.
849
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,541
- Mike.
- Yeah!
850
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:24,044
- Eddie on the phone for you.
- My show, baby!
851
00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:25,712
Auto shop Eddie or another Eddie?
852
00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:27,214
- No clue.
- As you were.
853
00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:28,799
- Number one, Lightning.
- Really?
854
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,801
- Yeah.
- What?
855
00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:31,344
Hey. Hey.
856
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,388
You mean, like a commercial or...
857
00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:36,641
I mean, we've done car shows before
but never a...
858
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,353
Like a concert for jelly?
859
00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:42,604
Hold on.
860
00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:43,898
What's a Pearl Jam?
861
00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:46,692
- What about Pearl Jam?
- That's what I'm asking.
862
00:49:46,693 --> 00:49:48,236
This guy says he's with Pearl Jam.
863
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,197
Give me the phone.
864
00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:54,241
- Who the hell is this?
- What's Pearl Jam?
865
00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:56,452
- It's a band, Mike.
- You don't know who Pearl Jam is?
866
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,245
Pearl Jam's a who?
867
00:49:58,246 --> 00:49:59,539
Could you hold, please?
868
00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:02,165
Yeah.
869
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,878
So, um,
I think I'm gonna throw up right now.
870
00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:08,380
This is Eddie Vedder.
871
00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:10,257
Eddie Vedder's on the phone right now.
872
00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:12,343
Say something and not stupid.
873
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:17,056
Yeah, Lightning speaking.
874
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,767
Uh, all right. Let me check.
875
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,854
- Are we doing anything on Friday?
- No!
876
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:25,690
Um... [clears throat] No, it sounds great.
877
00:50:26,858 --> 00:50:28,359
Okay, see ya.
878
00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:31,446
Wow.
879
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,365
I guess we're opening for Pearl Jam.
880
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:38,076
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! I'm gonna meet Eddie Vedder!
881
00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:40,747
- I'm gonna meet Eddie Vedder!
- Me too! Oh, my God!
882
00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:53,509
Excuse me.
883
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:57,346
Excuse me.
884
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:00,515
Hey, we're Lightning & Thunder.
885
00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:02,267
Yeah, we're opening for Pearl Jam.
886
00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:03,811
Uh, okay. I'll check.
887
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:27,335
Yeah, you just need, like, an aux cord.
888
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,966
Whoa. I always wanted one of those
Everly Brother Gibsons.
889
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:37,511
With the wraparound pick guard.
It's a beaut.
890
00:51:37,512 --> 00:51:39,679
Yeah, Neil plays one of these, right?
891
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,682
Mostly uses the Ovation acoustics, but...
892
00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:44,267
You, uh... You on the tour?
893
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:46,646
Um... Me and my wife here, we're...
894
00:51:48,898 --> 00:51:52,150
- You're the Pearl Jam guy.
- We talked on the phone. I'm Eddie.
895
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:54,904
Eddie, that's right. Hey. Thanks for this.
896
00:51:57,031 --> 00:52:01,952
Eddie, I'm just a little worried
your crowd may not dig my kinda show.
897
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:04,037
I don't get a lot of mosh pits, you know.
898
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:05,414
There are no rules, man.
899
00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:09,209
Tony Bennett's opening
for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
900
00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:10,377
Tony Bennett?
901
00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:12,420
Besides, who doesn't like
Neil Diamond, right?
902
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:15,215
Are you...
Are you playing "Holly Holy" tonight?
903
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,718
Uh, no, not for this crowd. But, uh...
904
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:22,430
Hey, mind if I ask you a favor?
905
00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:24,183
You know, one musician to another.
906
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,061
This is exciting.
907
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:31,482
- It's happening. It's happening.
- Okay, okay. All good. They're ready.
908
00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:36,279
Holy shit.
909
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,952
If you've ever had a shot, pal,
this is it.
910
00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:52,879
Please welcome to the stage,
Milwaukee's own, Lightning & Thunder.
911
00:52:59,886 --> 00:53:01,469
Hello, Milwaukee!
912
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,764
- That's great. The costumes look great.
- Yeah.
913
00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:10,771
Come on, kids!
914
00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:23,784
Very big for them.
915
00:53:24,285 --> 00:53:25,702
You know the words! Come on!
916
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,914
♪ Money talks ♪
917
00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:32,668
♪ It don't sing and dance
And it don't walk ♪
918
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:37,632
♪ Long as I can have you here with me ♪
919
00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:40,467
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
920
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:42,470
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
921
00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,017
♪ Honey's sweet ♪
922
00:53:49,477 --> 00:53:53,064
♪ But it ain't nothin'
Next to baby's treat ♪
923
00:53:54,482 --> 00:53:58,818
♪ If you pardon me I'd like to say ♪
924
00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:00,779
♪ We'd do okay ♪
925
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:02,530
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
926
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:04,283
Give it up for Eddie Vedder!
927
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:08,663
♪ Maybe tonight ♪
928
00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:12,123
Oh, my God!
929
00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:13,917
♪ Maybe tonight, by the fire ♪
930
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:16,128
♪ All alone you and I ♪
931
00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:23,718
♪ Nothing around
But the sound of my heart ♪
932
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,471
♪ And your sighs ♪
933
00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,099
Come on, Milwaukee!
934
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,894
♪ Money talks ♪
935
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:36,774
♪ But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk ♪
936
00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:41,612
♪ As long as I can have you here with me ♪
937
00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:44,447
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
938
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:46,867
♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe ♪
939
00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:51,914
♪ And honey's sweet ♪
940
00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:56,836
♪ But it ain't nothin'
Next to baby's treat ♪
941
00:54:58,421 --> 00:55:02,382
♪ If you pardon me I'd like to say ♪
942
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:04,676
♪ We'd do okay ♪
943
00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:06,261
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
944
00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:08,346
- I love you, Eddie!
- Eddie Vedder!
945
00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:10,765
Lightning & Thunder, baby!
946
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:13,268
- It was like he wanted to keep going.
- Oh, my God.
947
00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:15,145
He was so cute too.
948
00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:17,106
But that audience, they were just like...
949
00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:18,816
they were just like...
950
00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:21,652
So good. You look so... Oh, God. You're...
951
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,791
♪ Money talks ♪
952
00:55:36,584 --> 00:55:40,379
♪ But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk ♪
953
00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:45,301
♪ As long as I can have you here with me ♪
954
00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:48,345
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
955
00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:51,015
♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe ♪
956
00:55:57,313 --> 00:56:01,275
Zooming in.
957
00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:05,029
Zooming out.
958
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:15,748
Hasn't hit our house yet.
959
00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:20,961
And Rachel's fixing her boyfriend's car.
960
00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,922
- We were just changing oil.
- She's not fixing it. I know how to do it.
961
00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:24,965
She just wanted to show me.
962
00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:34,516
Everybody on the block has flowers
and bushes
963
00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:36,434
and then you look at this,
and we have nothing.
964
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:39,813
So I want flowers and color and beauty.
965
00:56:39,814 --> 00:56:41,940
Look at that.
966
00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:44,943
Four shows a week at the Shawano Casino.
967
00:56:44,944 --> 00:56:48,321
Two shows on Saturday.
968
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:50,032
"As seen with Pearl Jam."
969
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,159
We're in the big time.
970
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,287
Hey, Papa. How you doing?
971
00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:57,957
How am I doing? I'm huge.
972
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:02,669
All right.
Which way are you facing?
973
00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:04,547
Over here? Where do you want me?
974
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,632
In the corner? Over here?
975
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:09,300
I think that's good.
976
00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:10,468
All right.
977
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,095
Are you gonna put on some pants?
978
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,973
Nah. Shoot me from the waist up.
979
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:19,018
All right. Tell me when you're ready.
980
00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:20,395
I'm ready when you are.
981
00:57:20,396 --> 00:57:25,276
All right, this is a prerecorded message
to be played on July 28th.
982
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,737
Hello, my name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.
983
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,531
That's the part where you all say,
"Hello, Mike."
984
00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:32,615
Hello, Mike.
985
00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:34,367
Hello. Very good.
986
00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:40,415
Uh, today is, uh, my 21st...
...sober birthday.
987
00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:43,668
And, uh, I won't be able to be there
with you today
988
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:46,171
because I'll be playing my new gig
at the Shawano Casino,
989
00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:50,550
but I thought maybe... even though I can't
be there, I would sing you my song
990
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:55,306
just to, well, just to let you all know
how important you all are to me.
991
00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:59,893
♪ This is not a sad song ♪
992
00:57:59,894 --> 00:58:04,356
♪ A sad song to sing when you're alone
Oh, no ♪
993
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:11,488
♪ In a way, it's a glad song, yeah
A glad song ♪
994
00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:14,324
♪ A simple song that simply seems ♪
995
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:18,579
♪ To make you feel good
When you sing along ♪
996
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:26,378
♪ Song sung blue
Everybody-- ♪
997
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,353
Mom!
998
00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:44,270
Dana!
999
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:45,855
- Excuse me, where's Claire Sardina?
- Rachel!
1000
00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:46,940
That's her daughter.
1001
00:58:46,941 --> 00:58:48,650
What's going on? What happened?
1002
00:58:48,651 --> 00:58:51,069
- A car rolled on top...
- What?
1003
00:58:51,070 --> 00:58:54,740
She was... She was gardening
and a car rolled on top of her.
1004
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,201
- ...need to increase the pressure.
- Mom!
1005
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,329
- What's going on?
- It's okay. It's okay.
1006
00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:02,413
Come here. Come here.
1007
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:04,582
Johnny. Johnny,
take Dana to the waiting room.
1008
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,376
- Take him.
- It's gonna be all right.
1009
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:10,255
- Is she going to die? You have to tell me!
- She's gonna make it, but we gotta talk.
1010
00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:11,714
- What's going on?
- Come here. Okay.
1011
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,133
Listen to me.
Who's that guy on the show you like?
1012
00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:15,301
The guy with the eyebrows?
1013
00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:17,178
- Uh, George. George?
- What are you talking about?
1014
00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,847
- The guy from ER. Uh, Clooney. Clooney.
- What does this have to do--
1015
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:21,516
Listen to me. Listen to me.
1016
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:24,644
Okay, something is about to go down,
and you and I are gonna take care of it...
1017
00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,229
- No, I need to--
- ...while they work on your ma.
1018
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,107
Now listen to me, I got a jacked up heart.
1019
00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:31,442
I got a jacked up heart.
I've had it for a long time,
1020
00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:33,570
- and I think I'm having a heart attack.
- What?
1021
00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:35,280
You need to get a doctor.
1022
00:59:35,281 --> 00:59:36,990
No, no, no. We're gonna do my plan.
1023
00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,116
It's gonna be okay.
1024
00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:41,744
Now you listen.
Listen to me, Rachel. Okay.
1025
00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:45,873
So, I am gonna pass out, and when I do,
you're gonna jolt me back,
1026
00:59:45,874 --> 00:59:47,500
- just like George does.
- No.
1027
00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,544
Now remember how I showed you
how to jump a car?
1028
00:59:49,545 --> 00:59:52,131
This is just like that.
I've done it before. You can do this.
1029
00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:53,715
You see that?
1030
00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:55,800
You're gonna hold that
and you're gonna put that one up here
1031
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:59,012
and this one in your right hand
and put that down here.
1032
00:59:59,013 --> 01:00:00,471
- I can't.
- You can do this, Rachel.
1033
01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:03,099
- I can't do this, Mike. I can't do it.
- Now after you hear the...
1034
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,518
- After you hear the...
- No, we need--
1035
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:07,396
After I... After I hear the what?
1036
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,026
Mike!
1037
01:00:13,861 --> 01:00:15,446
Lightning. Lightning.
1038
01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:18,907
Papa!
1039
01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:51,231
Claire!
1040
01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:53,816
- Baby. Baby. Hey.
- I think I'm okay.
1041
01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,319
Oh, God. Claire, what happened?
1042
01:00:55,903 --> 01:00:59,948
I just... I just forgot.
1043
01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:05,245
God.
1044
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,831
Come on, baby.
1045
01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:11,210
Hold tight.
1046
01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:19,927
- Okay.
- Mikey.
1047
01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:24,972
It's only been three weeks
since your accident.
1048
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,767
It's gonna take time to adjust.
1049
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:29,894
- Those motor skills can take control...
- I know.
1050
01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:32,855
...especially in the middle of the night
when you're not completely awake.
1051
01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:34,816
I just don't wanna dwell on it
and get stuck.
1052
01:01:34,817 --> 01:01:37,485
If I have to make adjustments,
I just wanna make them and move on.
1053
01:01:37,486 --> 01:01:40,114
And that day will come,
but you need to allow yourself some time.
1054
01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:42,615
Please, understand, Mr. Sardina,
1055
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:45,034
this isn't something that needs
to be paid in full today.
1056
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:48,287
The old guy that lost control
and hit my wife with the car,
1057
01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:50,415
his family isn't able to provide
the settlement money
1058
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:52,291
for another six months.
1059
01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,918
What am I supposed to do in the meantime?
1060
01:01:53,919 --> 01:01:56,462
There's dismemberment insurance
that your wife can qualify for.
1061
01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,674
That should cover
a sizable portion of the cost.
1062
01:01:59,675 --> 01:02:00,967
That's a different department,
1063
01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:02,885
but I'd be happy to put you
in touch with them.
1064
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:05,471
And we still need to bill
your insurance company.
1065
01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:07,182
Insurance?
1066
01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:09,101
Miss, do you know any musicians?
1067
01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:11,145
We're broke as a joke.
1068
01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:16,900
Me and Mike, we started singing.
1069
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,445
We were really cooking.
1070
01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:21,487
And I could see it.
1071
01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:27,327
Like a way to pay my bills and be able
to say, "Look at me. I made it."
1072
01:02:29,705 --> 01:02:33,250
Take one every three to four hours
for the phantom pains.
1073
01:02:37,129 --> 01:02:38,255
I was so close.
1074
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,635
Yeah, thanks, doc. Thanks.
1075
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:27,221
Mom?
1076
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,848
- It's Wednesday.
- Mmm.
1077
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:32,684
Your prosthetic therapy
is in half an hour.
1078
01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:36,854
Okay?
1079
01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:39,608
Yeah, hon, no,
I-- I don't think I can do that.
1080
01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:44,487
Okay, fine. If you're gonna cancel again,
how about you make the call?
1081
01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:46,697
'Cause they don't buy my lies,
and I'm sick of doing it.
1082
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:48,324
You know what,
can you just give me a minute?
1083
01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:49,450
Mom, we gotta go.
1084
01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:52,620
We gotta drive there
and get you in the car,
1085
01:03:52,621 --> 01:03:54,206
- and it's gonna take a second.
- Rach.
1086
01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:57,625
Rach, please. Just give me a minute.
1087
01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,753
All right, fine. Just hurry up.
1088
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:08,053
Give me a minute!
1089
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,976
I said give me a minute!
1090
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:26,280
Rachel. Goddamn it, I...
1091
01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:32,286
Dinner's ready.
1092
01:05:18,707 --> 01:05:19,999
It's geometry.
1093
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,043
- I'm good at geometry.
- And I told him-- I hate it.
1094
01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:25,713
There's no point. I don't understand
when I'm gonna use any of it.
1095
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,590
And I told that to him.
I was like, "I don't--"
1096
01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:29,467
You don't use it ever.
The thing about it is--
1097
01:05:29,468 --> 01:05:31,594
Why do I wanna learn that
if I'm not going to use it?
1098
01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,013
- It's problem solving.
- Hey.
1099
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:36,391
What happened to therapy?
1100
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:39,937
Are you serious?
1101
01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:43,357
I mean, that was four hours ago and you...
1102
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:45,483
You know what, I'm not... I'm done.
1103
01:05:45,484 --> 01:05:48,528
Honey, grab a seat. Come here. Come on.
1104
01:05:54,201 --> 01:05:55,243
Come on, babe.
1105
01:05:57,579 --> 01:05:59,497
We, uh, got screwed
on the mashed potatoes.
1106
01:05:59,498 --> 01:06:02,084
We got gravy, just no potatoes.
1107
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,002
Anyway...
1108
01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:10,091
So, uh, I don't know, maybe we take
a little road trip down to Six Flags.
1109
01:06:10,092 --> 01:06:12,260
Get some, uh, sunshine, you know?
1110
01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:14,054
A little adventure.
1111
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:17,683
I'm gonna have a little extra money
seeing as, uh, I may have got a job.
1112
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,518
Yeah.
1113
01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:22,728
You guys remember Cliff?
You know, Sex Machine?
1114
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:23,814
Does James Brown?
1115
01:06:24,690 --> 01:06:27,317
He says he might have some work for me
down at this Thai joint.
1116
01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:32,239
They just need a host for karaoke
but he thought I could fill in for him.
1117
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,954
So, you're gonna play Neil Diamond songs?
1118
01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:42,623
Uh.
1119
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:45,710
No. I mean, maybe a few,
but it's more of a hosting thing.
1120
01:06:45,711 --> 01:06:47,670
Getting other people singing, you know?
1121
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:49,047
- Yeah.
- Karaoke.
1122
01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:52,299
You know, it's only temporary.
1123
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,552
It's, you know, until your mother
and me can...
1124
01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:55,595
Get back on our feet?
1125
01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:06,523
How are things going at home?
1126
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:09,359
Not.
1127
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:11,277
Mmm.
1128
01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:12,903
I know the band has other gigs,
1129
01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:16,949
but maybe you and Claire can still use
that karaoke machine.
1130
01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:18,368
Ah, it's--
1131
01:07:18,994 --> 01:07:21,162
It's not about the instrumentation.
1132
01:07:21,163 --> 01:07:22,998
It's just she won't get up out of bed.
1133
01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:28,795
It's these drugs she's on...
and her mind, it...
1134
01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:35,052
Now, what does a duo do if one doesn't
want to do what the other is doing?
1135
01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:44,853
I believe in you, Mike.
1136
01:07:46,772 --> 01:07:47,898
I always have.
1137
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,108
Now open up here.
1138
01:07:51,026 --> 01:07:52,526
Do you sing anything current?
1139
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:55,280
Anything contemporary pop
or just dad rock stuff?
1140
01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:56,947
Dad rock? Like...
1141
01:07:56,948 --> 01:08:00,910
She means like, you know,
Skynyrd, Creedence, Steely Dan.
1142
01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:03,246
- That type of thing.
- Oh, yeah, I rock with those guys. Yeah.
1143
01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:06,040
Sorry, are you saying you don't want
me to sing those songs or...
1144
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:09,168
I'm not saying not to, I just wanna hear
Aaliyah and Alanis every once in a while.
1145
01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:11,545
Yeah, Monica, Mariah...
1146
01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:16,550
See, the thing is, uh, I've got more
of a specified act, like Sex Machine here.
1147
01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,303
I mean, the past year I'm known
for singing Neil Diamond music.
1148
01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:21,555
But he can sing any music.
1149
01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:25,393
Luther Vandross, Usher, Jodeci.
1150
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:36,238
"Soolaimon"?
1151
01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:38,824
"Soolaimon"? You know "Soolaimon"?
1152
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,910
Nobody knows "Soolaimon."
They only know "Sweet Caroline."
1153
01:08:42,661 --> 01:08:46,998
"America." "Cracklin' Rosie."
You sing "Play Me"?
1154
01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:48,750
Anytime.
1155
01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:51,336
Ah. Ah.
1156
01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:54,172
Ah.
1157
01:08:58,426 --> 01:09:00,178
You do know who Jodeci is, right?
1158
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:10,981
Mmm.
1159
01:09:14,985 --> 01:09:17,278
You can do your Neil Diamond thing
on Wednesday nights,
1160
01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:20,239
host karaoke Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
1161
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,992
Yeah, boom.
1162
01:09:22,534 --> 01:09:24,660
Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown.
1163
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,955
Here are the families. Yeah, yeah.
1164
01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:30,332
All right.
1165
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:33,085
Name something that people shake
before they use it.
1166
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:34,629
Yes, sir?
1167
01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:04,951
Claire?
1168
01:10:13,919 --> 01:10:16,296
Claire? Claire?
1169
01:10:17,505 --> 01:10:19,715
Tell me something that men do
better than women.
1170
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:22,427
- Sports.
- Can you give anything more specific?
1171
01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:24,304
As you were.
1172
01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:26,764
Oh. Hey, Sister Anne.
1173
01:10:26,765 --> 01:10:29,058
Uh, no, this is Lightning, her husband.
1174
01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:30,060
I mean Mike.
1175
01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:33,104
Uh.
1176
01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:37,484
Okay, yeah. No, sure. Tomorrow?
No, we can be there.
1177
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,443
Uh.
1178
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:40,820
All right. You have a good day too.
1179
01:10:42,822 --> 01:10:43,823
Uh.
1180
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:46,159
Why didn't you pick up the phone?
1181
01:10:47,661 --> 01:10:48,662
Uh...
1182
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,956
That was Sister Anne. She, uh...
1183
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,961
She wants us to come in for some kind of
parent-teacher thing tomorrow for Dana.
1184
01:10:57,671 --> 01:10:59,381
All right, I gotta get ready to go out.
1185
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:03,884
Where are you going?
1186
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:06,012
Uh, I got my night gig at the Thai joint.
1187
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:09,015
Been doing it for weeks now,
you space cadet.
1188
01:11:10,684 --> 01:11:13,937
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1189
01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:18,108
I see the way you look at those girls
in the crowd, you know?
1190
01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:21,652
And how they look back at you.
I'm not a fool.
1191
01:11:21,653 --> 01:11:24,113
Oh, yeah?
You think I got a little piece on the side
1192
01:11:24,114 --> 01:11:25,906
because I'm so young and wealthy? Huh?
1193
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:30,119
I used to think it was so cute
the way you'd take the scarf
1194
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,163
and put it around all those hussies
and kiss 'em.
1195
01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:34,999
The scarf was a bit. You know that.
1196
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,251
Yeah, for Elvis. Not for Neil Diamond.
1197
01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:38,837
You just wanted to kiss 'em, Mike.
1198
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:45,384
You know, I really wish these medications
would make up their mind.
1199
01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:47,553
Are you gonna be, like,
loopy and not give a shit,
1200
01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:49,221
or are you gonna be angry and paranoid?
1201
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:50,597
My mom was right about you.
1202
01:11:50,598 --> 01:11:52,182
You're just a selfish son of a bitch!
1203
01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:54,810
So why don't you go find yourself
a new girlfriend
1204
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,520
and give her a new nickname!
1205
01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:58,480
You think you're the only one
that's hurting?
1206
01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:02,068
Every day I think about the big adios.
Every day!
1207
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:05,112
But I'm here trying. I'm here.
1208
01:12:05,113 --> 01:12:07,406
You wanna throw shit at me?
1209
01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:09,576
You ought to throw something else!
1210
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,036
Goddamn it!
1211
01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:32,182
♪ Did you ever read about a frog
Who dreamed of bein' a king ♪
1212
01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,686
♪ And then became one ♪
1213
01:12:39,064 --> 01:12:42,149
♪ Well, except for the names
And a few other changes ♪
1214
01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:43,693
♪ If you talk about me ♪
1215
01:12:45,195 --> 01:12:47,197
♪ The story is the same one ♪
1216
01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:54,286
♪ But I got an emptiness deep inside
And I've tried... ♪
1217
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:55,371
Sorry, we're closed.
1218
01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:57,832
Oh. That's my dad.
1219
01:12:58,333 --> 01:12:59,501
Uh, Lightning?
1220
01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:02,127
It's my mother's birthday.
1221
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:04,088
She died of lung cancer.
1222
01:13:04,089 --> 01:13:05,340
Sad songs all night.
1223
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:07,300
Right.
1224
01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:12,889
♪ "I am"... I said ♪
1225
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:18,061
♪ To no one there ♪
1226
01:13:20,939 --> 01:13:27,070
♪ And no one heard at all
Not even the chair ♪
1227
01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:32,826
♪ "I am"... I cried ♪
1228
01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:38,164
♪ "I am"... said I ♪
1229
01:13:53,972 --> 01:13:57,182
You know, I talk to Rachel a lot.
1230
01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:58,435
Mm-hmm.
1231
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:03,773
Rachel says that you and Claire
have been fighting a lot more.
1232
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:06,734
So...
1233
01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:09,946
- Are you drinking or--
- No.
1234
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:14,074
I'm wondering if, uh, the ride would be
a little less bumpy
1235
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:15,493
if I fell off the wagon.
1236
01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:20,289
- When was your last meeting?
- Angie, what are you doing?
1237
01:14:20,290 --> 01:14:22,250
You're my daughter. You're not my sponsor.
1238
01:14:38,558 --> 01:14:40,809
Look, everybody tells me to move on.
1239
01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:43,145
I'm the guy that looks like Neil.
Why do you need Claire?
1240
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:46,024
But they just don't get it.
1241
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:47,817
I...
1242
01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:56,701
I love her. And I'm losing her.
1243
01:15:00,872 --> 01:15:01,956
Listen, just...
1244
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:04,584
Dad...
1245
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:07,921
would you just please go to a meeting?
1246
01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:10,590
Please.
1247
01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:13,885
Mm-hmm.
1248
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:45,875
Mike?
1249
01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:48,396
♪ Sweet dreams of you ♪
1250
01:16:50,398 --> 01:16:54,943
♪ Every night ♪
1251
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:59,782
♪ I go through ♪
1252
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:08,665
♪ Why can't I forget you ♪
1253
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:13,296
♪ And start my life anew ♪
1254
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:19,760
♪ Instead of having sweet dreams ♪
1255
01:17:19,761 --> 01:17:23,348
♪ About you ♪
1256
01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:33,024
♪ Sweet dreams of you ♪
1257
01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:35,860
Claire. Honey.
1258
01:17:36,778 --> 01:17:37,820
Claire.
1259
01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:41,239
Claire. Come on. Come on down.
1260
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,866
- Mike.
- Come on, let's go.
1261
01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:44,493
♪ Come true ♪
1262
01:17:44,494 --> 01:17:47,080
- Claire. Claire.
- Mike, don't do this.
1263
01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,373
Mike, you're embarrassing me.
1264
01:17:49,374 --> 01:17:51,708
- No, no. This is not your show.
- I am not stopping.
1265
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,877
- You're confused.
- No, this is embarrassing.
1266
01:17:53,878 --> 01:17:56,421
- Come on, baby.
- Mike, I would never do this to you.
1267
01:17:56,422 --> 01:17:59,216
You're scaring everybody,
and you're gonna get yourself hurt.
1268
01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:02,177
- Let's go. Go. Come on.
- No. Mike, no. I am not going any--
1269
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,429
- Mike!
- Come on!
1270
01:18:07,475 --> 01:18:08,434
No.
1271
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:10,102
- No.
- Mom?
1272
01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:11,937
What are you doing?
What are you all doing up here?
1273
01:18:11,938 --> 01:18:14,022
- It's okay. She's just tired.
- What about the show?
1274
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:16,358
Okay, we just...
We just are trying to help you, Mom.
1275
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:17,693
- No, no!
- Okay? We just...
1276
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:19,486
No, this is my show! I'm up here!
1277
01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:21,321
- I'm up here, Mike!
- Okay, come on. Let's go.
1278
01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:23,657
- I'm not going to stop the show!
- Come on, let's go.
1279
01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:25,242
Don't touch me.
1280
01:18:25,243 --> 01:18:27,119
You're not even supposed to be up here.
1281
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,746
- Baby, come here.
- Stop it, Mike! Stop it.
1282
01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:31,666
- Baby, come here.
- This is my show.
1283
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,501
- It's okay. It's okay.
- This is my show.
1284
01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:36,545
Mike's got it, okay?
1285
01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:38,172
Help me.
1286
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:47,556
There's a
72-hour observation period
1287
01:18:47,557 --> 01:18:49,266
for all voluntary patients.
1288
01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:51,685
A mental health professional
will assess her condition
1289
01:18:51,686 --> 01:18:54,855
and determine the course of treatment
and length of stay.
1290
01:18:54,856 --> 01:18:57,607
And if you could just fill out
the medication she's currently taking
1291
01:18:57,608 --> 01:18:59,861
or anything she'll need
over the next three weeks.
1292
01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:07,868
I know I'm a stranger to you,
1293
01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:09,996
but what I could really use...
1294
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,041
right now is...
1295
01:19:15,293 --> 01:19:19,255
is for you to just tell me
I'm doing the right thing for her?
1296
01:19:21,382 --> 01:19:24,050
We're gonna take really good care of her
1297
01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,345
and make sure she gets
what she needs. Okay?
1298
01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:38,608
You okay?
1299
01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:44,363
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
1300
01:19:46,491 --> 01:19:47,700
Got it.
1301
01:19:50,036 --> 01:19:51,412
Hey, hey.
1302
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:56,709
Mike.
1303
01:19:58,002 --> 01:20:01,380
I don't think we've been apart
more than a day since we've been married.
1304
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:04,550
It's okay.
1305
01:20:07,094 --> 01:20:09,013
- Okay. Okay.
- It's okay.
1306
01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:15,394
Okay.
1307
01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:19,941
Thank you.
1308
01:20:27,365 --> 01:20:28,366
Right through there.
1309
01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:45,298
♪ O holy night
The stars are brightly shining ♪
1310
01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:48,885
♪ It is the night ♪
1311
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:52,932
♪ Of our dear Savior's birth ♪
1312
01:20:53,432 --> 01:20:56,226
Hey. Um, I was wondering
if I could speak to the manager
1313
01:20:56,227 --> 01:20:58,436
or the guy who does the hiring?
1314
01:20:58,437 --> 01:21:00,230
My radiator is hissing.
1315
01:21:00,231 --> 01:21:01,648
I'm trying to get a job here.
1316
01:21:01,649 --> 01:21:03,692
Yeah, well, I'm trying to get to my job.
1317
01:21:03,693 --> 01:21:05,569
Being that I'm the only one
that has one here.
1318
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:07,112
Listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1319
01:21:07,113 --> 01:21:08,072
God.
1320
01:21:14,662 --> 01:21:15,663
All right.
1321
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:19,208
Here you go. Hold this.
1322
01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:22,669
Just pour it in.
1323
01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:23,837
But there's a leak.
1324
01:21:23,838 --> 01:21:25,464
Yeah. It'll fix it. Just do it.
1325
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:30,844
It's got little metal particles in it
that heat up while the car's running.
1326
01:21:30,845 --> 01:21:33,180
And then it melts into the leak,
welds it closed.
1327
01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:35,098
Slow, slow, slow.
1328
01:21:35,099 --> 01:21:36,100
Yeah.
1329
01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:37,894
I get it.
1330
01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,312
There's people in this world
that get new shit,
1331
01:21:40,313 --> 01:21:43,733
and then there's people like us,
1332
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,193
just patching up broken shit.
1333
01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:48,279
I know this has been hard for you.
1334
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:52,408
Somewhere along the way, I got
put in charge of everyone's problems.
1335
01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:57,287
I worry about my mother.
I worry about Dana.
1336
01:21:57,288 --> 01:22:00,248
Every time you touch your chest,
I worry about you.
1337
01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:01,333
I don't want you worrying.
1338
01:22:01,334 --> 01:22:03,376
Trust me, this thing with your mother
is gonna get better.
1339
01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:04,795
I'm pregnant.
1340
01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:11,344
Oh. Okay. Uh...
1341
01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:13,763
- Uh, when?
- Like...
1342
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:16,766
Four months ago.
1343
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:19,768
Four months? Oh, my God.
How did we miss this?
1344
01:22:19,769 --> 01:22:21,270
Because you're all crazy.
1345
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,023
I mean, I'm huge. How can you not see?
1346
01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:27,693
We all put on some pounds.
I just thought it was a family phase.
1347
01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:29,737
Here. Give me that.
1348
01:22:30,905 --> 01:22:32,948
Uh, is it the guy you were...
1349
01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:34,450
No, that's over.
1350
01:22:35,534 --> 01:22:38,079
He can't be counted on. And...
1351
01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:41,791
I guess neither can I.
1352
01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,169
Oh, baby. Baby, baby.
1353
01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:52,093
Okay.
1354
01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:57,138
So, we got this thing in the Marines.
It's called a SMEAC.
1355
01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:01,142
All right? It stands for "situation,"
"mission," "execution,"
1356
01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:02,894
"administration" and "command."
1357
01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:06,273
It's a way to break down a problem
real simple. Okay.
1358
01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:08,859
So, what's the situation?
1359
01:23:09,694 --> 01:23:10,944
I'm knocked up.
1360
01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:12,028
Okay, okay.
1361
01:23:12,029 --> 01:23:13,738
So, what's the mission?
1362
01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:15,366
What do you want to do about it?
1363
01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:19,704
I want to give it to a couple
that wants to have a baby.
1364
01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:22,455
Okay, so that's the mission.
1365
01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:25,333
Okay. Now, you gotta execute.
You gotta have the kid.
1366
01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:28,670
I already called
the Adoption Information Center.
1367
01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:32,799
And there's a potential couple that could
assist in medical bills and all that.
1368
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,343
Okay, so you already took care
of the "A" for "administration."
1369
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:36,678
That just leaves command.
1370
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,557
So, who do you want to be in charge
of all this, you know? Helping you?
1371
01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:46,939
My mom.
1372
01:24:03,748 --> 01:24:06,959
Whenever Mike would run off
to his AA meetings, I...
1373
01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:12,214
I was always pretty ugly about it.
1374
01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:19,304
Like, why can't you just
deal with your problems
1375
01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:21,015
without all the talking?
1376
01:24:25,436 --> 01:24:28,021
Mike can talk, and I can talk too.
1377
01:24:28,022 --> 01:24:29,606
And I talk a lot.
1378
01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:34,570
Sometimes I talk so much I don't even know
what I'm saying half the time.
1379
01:24:38,616 --> 01:24:41,285
Yeah, and the thoughts, they just, like,
go around in my head,
1380
01:24:42,745 --> 01:24:44,246
spinning around all the time.
1381
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,083
That's where the singing helped.
1382
01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:53,631
And something happened when I would
sing Patsy Cline songs, like...
1383
01:25:00,471 --> 01:25:01,597
Like...
1384
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:05,351
I'd just disappear, you know?
1385
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:07,561
In the music.
1386
01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:12,233
Yeah. Yeah.
1387
01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:16,153
Just disappear.
1388
01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:21,283
Yeah.
1389
01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:23,868
I mean, the accident took my leg,
1390
01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:26,330
but I shouldn't have let it
take my singing away.
1391
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,707
That's mine.
1392
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:30,501
All mine.
1393
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:53,481
Good night, Mom.
1394
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:55,024
Good night, sweetheart.
1395
01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,902
- Love you.
- Okay, love you too.
1396
01:25:59,405 --> 01:26:00,573
Good night, kiddo.
1397
01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:03,658
- Love you.
- Love you.
1398
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:05,035
- Good night.
- Night.
1399
01:26:13,127 --> 01:26:14,962
I made a pot of coffee. You want some?
1400
01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:17,298
No, thank you.
1401
01:26:25,723 --> 01:26:27,515
You wanna watch a show?
1402
01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:28,434
I don't know.
1403
01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:30,311
Unless you do.
1404
01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:32,897
When do you go back to work?
1405
01:26:33,731 --> 01:26:35,524
I start back at the shop tomorrow.
1406
01:26:37,151 --> 01:26:38,735
Well, what about karaoke?
1407
01:26:38,736 --> 01:26:41,112
Claire, we just got home.
1408
01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:42,864
- I'm tired.
- I'm just asking a question, Mike.
1409
01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:44,949
No, no, you're getting ready to argue.
1410
01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:48,077
And, you know, I just don't know
what's okay to say and not to say
1411
01:26:48,078 --> 01:26:49,412
since you went to that place.
1412
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:52,458
Well, if you have any questions,
I can answer them for you.
1413
01:26:55,085 --> 01:26:57,922
I didn't get a lobotomy. Not yet.
1414
01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:00,257
Well...
1415
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:09,725
Well, I'm not doing
the karaoke thing 'cause, uh, I'm, uh...
1416
01:27:11,060 --> 01:27:14,355
well, I'm not doing Lightning anymore.
That's over.
1417
01:27:22,279 --> 01:27:23,906
Lightning is, uh...
1418
01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:27,242
It's just nothing without you.
1419
01:27:27,243 --> 01:27:29,453
If you're not gonna be there with me,
I got no...
1420
01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:33,540
I got no song to sing.
1421
01:27:34,625 --> 01:27:36,126
I got nothing.
1422
01:27:38,212 --> 01:27:40,172
Mikey. Mike.
1423
01:27:41,882 --> 01:27:43,092
It's okay.
1424
01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:45,970
Oh, honey. Breathe, honey.
1425
01:27:52,268 --> 01:27:55,436
I've been doing a lot of talking,
you know, like you do at your meetings.
1426
01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:56,562
Yeah.
1427
01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:58,774
And I've been figuring things out
in my head.
1428
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:03,111
I think that the struggle
with my prosthetic,
1429
01:28:03,112 --> 01:28:05,322
I think it was more in my head
than my leg.
1430
01:28:07,283 --> 01:28:10,077
I felt hurt and...
1431
01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:12,204
ugly.
1432
01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:19,962
Like, I had all this anger inside of me
and fear, and it just cracked.
1433
01:28:23,424 --> 01:28:26,676
Now, look, the folks at the hospital,
1434
01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:29,512
they talk about having
an emotional catharsis.
1435
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:34,101
It's like where you let everything go
and just move forward.
1436
01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:39,939
I don't think I've had that yet,
1437
01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:42,817
'cause everything still feels
very scary for me.
1438
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:45,279
You know, walking and standing...
1439
01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:48,449
singing.
1440
01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:52,494
But maybe if you're there with me...
1441
01:28:55,539 --> 01:28:57,583
I can have that catharsis.
1442
01:29:05,382 --> 01:29:06,383
Okay.
1443
01:29:11,764 --> 01:29:14,807
♪ Holly holy... ♪
1444
01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:17,435
Thank y'all for coming out here tonight
to Charm Thai.
1445
01:29:17,436 --> 01:29:20,146
Uh, we got a great night here for you,
1446
01:29:20,147 --> 01:29:23,316
and don't forget, we do Karaoke Night
on Friday night, Saturday night,
1447
01:29:23,317 --> 01:29:25,735
Sunday night. I've seen you here.
It's a lot of fun.
1448
01:29:25,736 --> 01:29:28,988
There's also the all-you-can-eat buffet
Monday to Friday.
1449
01:29:28,989 --> 01:29:31,491
But tonight I got something--
1450
01:29:31,492 --> 01:29:33,242
Wow, we got something special.
1451
01:29:33,243 --> 01:29:37,372
My name is Lightning,
and this is my lovely wife, Thunder.
1452
01:29:37,373 --> 01:29:39,833
And tonight, we're gonna sing for you.
1453
01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:43,379
♪ Holly holy ♪
1454
01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:53,055
♪ Holly holy dream ♪
1455
01:29:55,724 --> 01:30:01,729
♪ Wanting only you ♪
1456
01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:03,649
He's got a great voice.
1457
01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:08,820
♪ And she comes ♪
1458
01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:14,076
♪ And I run just like the wind will ♪
1459
01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:18,580
♪ Holly holy ♪
1460
01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:22,166
♪ Sing ♪
1461
01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:23,627
♪ Sing a song ♪
1462
01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:29,091
- ♪ Sing ♪
- ♪ Sing a song of songs ♪
1463
01:30:30,509 --> 01:30:34,137
- ♪ Sing ♪
- ♪ Sing it out ♪
1464
01:30:34,138 --> 01:30:36,013
- ♪ Sing it strong ♪
- ♪ Sing ♪
1465
01:30:36,014 --> 01:30:39,517
♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪
1466
01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:40,894
♪ Yeah ♪
1467
01:30:41,979 --> 01:30:44,731
Nice. Nice, baby. You're doing great.
1468
01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:47,192
You're doing great.
1469
01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:52,655
♪ Call the sun in the dead of the night ♪
1470
01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:56,159
- ♪ And the sun's gonna rise in the sky ♪
- ♪ Call the sun ♪
1471
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:57,368
Does it hurt?
1472
01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:58,453
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1473
01:30:58,454 --> 01:31:01,873
♪ Touch a man who can't walk upright ♪
1474
01:31:01,874 --> 01:31:05,293
- ♪ And that lame man, he's gonna fly ♪
- ♪ Touch a man ♪
1475
01:31:05,294 --> 01:31:08,087
- Hang on. Why don't we stop?
- Okay.
1476
01:31:08,088 --> 01:31:10,131
- We stop?
- No, let's keep going.
1477
01:31:10,132 --> 01:31:12,383
- You sure?
- One more block. Yep.
1478
01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:13,385
Okay.
1479
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:22,561
♪ Holly holy love ♪
1480
01:31:25,856 --> 01:31:32,279
♪ Take the lonely child ♪
1481
01:31:36,158 --> 01:31:38,868
♪ And the seed ♪
1482
01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:44,666
♪ Let it be filled with tomorrow ♪
1483
01:31:45,834 --> 01:31:49,046
♪ Holly holy ♪
1484
01:31:50,923 --> 01:31:55,635
The words of Neil Diamond bid you
to make a beautiful noise, Charm Thai.
1485
01:31:55,636 --> 01:31:56,552
♪ Sing ♪
1486
01:31:56,553 --> 01:31:58,055
Are you ready to sing?
1487
01:31:59,223 --> 01:32:03,059
- Are you ready to sing?
- Yes!
1488
01:32:03,060 --> 01:32:04,227
Come on!
1489
01:32:04,228 --> 01:32:06,062
- ♪ Sing it strong ♪
- ♪ Sing ♪
1490
01:32:06,063 --> 01:32:07,980
♪ Sing, sing ♪
1491
01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:09,899
Clap your hands with me. Come on!
1492
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:11,276
♪ Yeah ♪
1493
01:32:14,279 --> 01:32:15,571
♪ Yeah ♪
1494
01:32:15,572 --> 01:32:17,866
Somechai, take the mic.
1495
01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:22,745
♪ Call the sun in the dead of the night ♪
1496
01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:26,416
- ♪ And the sun gonna rise in the sky ♪
- ♪ Call the sun ♪
1497
01:32:28,710 --> 01:32:32,171
♪ Touch a man who can't walk upright ♪
1498
01:32:32,172 --> 01:32:35,634
- ♪ And that lame man, he gonna fly ♪
- ♪ Touch a man ♪
1499
01:32:36,677 --> 01:32:38,386
- ♪ And I fly, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1500
01:32:38,387 --> 01:32:40,681
♪ Fly ♪
1501
01:32:41,265 --> 01:32:44,141
- ♪ And I fly ♪
- ♪ Fly ♪
1502
01:32:44,142 --> 01:32:46,394
♪ Fly ♪
1503
01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:52,943
♪ Holly holy dream ♪
1504
01:32:55,862 --> 01:33:02,744
♪ Dream a holy you ♪
1505
01:33:05,205 --> 01:33:11,420
♪ Holly holy sun ♪
1506
01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:20,679
♪ Holly holy rain ♪
1507
01:33:23,682 --> 01:33:29,771
♪ Holly holy love ♪
1508
01:34:17,527 --> 01:34:18,987
Claire. Babe, baby, are you all right?
1509
01:34:24,326 --> 01:34:27,454
I don't know what happened.
I just... I lost control.
1510
01:34:35,587 --> 01:34:37,172
I hope you're okay.
1511
01:34:49,643 --> 01:34:51,436
I mean, don't you see?
1512
01:34:52,688 --> 01:34:55,982
Lightning can strike the same place twice.
1513
01:35:02,656 --> 01:35:05,200
It's okay. I just...
1514
01:35:09,287 --> 01:35:10,789
Look. All this music.
1515
01:35:11,707 --> 01:35:15,793
- All this life. And here's my accident.
- Mm-hmm.
1516
01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:17,628
And then, nothing.
1517
01:35:17,629 --> 01:35:19,380
I see, I see. What are you getting at?
1518
01:35:19,381 --> 01:35:21,425
I want these boxes filled up again.
1519
01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:24,635
Bad things happen over and over.
1520
01:35:24,636 --> 01:35:29,849
And I just wanna sing, and I wanna shine
before another car runs into me.
1521
01:35:29,850 --> 01:35:31,016
The car's not gonna run in--
1522
01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:33,018
Okay, it's like they're
aiming for me, Mike.
1523
01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:35,439
- Come on.
- I am not afraid anymore.
1524
01:35:38,024 --> 01:35:39,401
I wanna be Thunder again.
1525
01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:48,326
I know, I know.
1526
01:35:50,287 --> 01:35:53,581
I've been a little out of it,
and I'm a little rusty.
1527
01:35:53,582 --> 01:35:57,335
But I'm here to be mom again,
and a wife and a partner.
1528
01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:01,172
So, you know,
what have I missed these last few months?
1529
01:36:01,173 --> 01:36:02,758
What do I need to know?
1530
01:36:05,886 --> 01:36:07,429
You wanna tell her or me?
1531
01:36:12,476 --> 01:36:14,977
- Are you good?
- And then slight stretch.
1532
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:19,149
♪ I thought love was only true
In fairy tales ♪
1533
01:36:20,484 --> 01:36:24,070
♪ Meant for someone else but not for me ♪
1534
01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:30,326
- ♪ Love was out to get me ♪
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
1535
01:36:30,327 --> 01:36:31,870
- Hi.
- Morning, Claire.
1536
01:36:32,704 --> 01:36:36,832
♪ Disappointment haunted all my dreams ♪
1537
01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:41,212
- One, two, three, four, five.
- You got this. You got this.
1538
01:36:41,213 --> 01:36:43,464
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's coming.
1539
01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:45,467
♪ Not a trace... ♪
1540
01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:47,636
Hi.
1541
01:36:49,262 --> 01:36:50,514
♪ I'm in love ♪
1542
01:36:51,890 --> 01:36:56,937
♪ And I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪
1543
01:36:58,897 --> 01:37:00,315
Hey!
1544
01:37:10,742 --> 01:37:14,119
- ♪ Love was out to get me ♪
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
1545
01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:16,247
♪ That's the way it seemed ♪
1546
01:37:16,248 --> 01:37:17,540
That's for sure.
1547
01:37:17,541 --> 01:37:20,252
Cheers-- Hey! Cheers.
1548
01:37:21,294 --> 01:37:23,338
♪ Then I saw her face ♪
1549
01:37:24,214 --> 01:37:26,591
♪ Now I'm a believer ♪
1550
01:37:27,467 --> 01:37:29,344
♪ Not a trace ♪
1551
01:37:30,095 --> 01:37:31,972
♪ Of doubt in my mind ♪
1552
01:37:33,390 --> 01:37:34,766
♪ I'm in love ♪
1553
01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:40,856
♪ I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪
1554
01:37:42,816 --> 01:37:43,941
We are here today
1555
01:37:43,942 --> 01:37:48,153
joined by two local legends
staging the comeback of their careers.
1556
01:37:48,154 --> 01:37:50,322
The universe sent two cars to kill me,
1557
01:37:50,323 --> 01:37:54,076
but I am still standing.
Even if it's on one leg.
1558
01:37:54,077 --> 01:37:55,328
♪ I'm in love ♪
1559
01:37:56,788 --> 01:38:01,585
♪ And I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪
1560
01:38:04,087 --> 01:38:08,300
Yes! I am a believer!
1561
01:38:13,179 --> 01:38:16,140
Mike, Claire, I want you
to meet my friend, Buddy Holmes.
1562
01:38:16,141 --> 01:38:18,225
- He's event coordinator here at the Ritz.
- Hey.
1563
01:38:18,226 --> 01:38:20,103
- Hi. Claire.
- Thank you both for coming.
1564
01:38:21,062 --> 01:38:23,439
You've been getting a lot of press
with your comeback.
1565
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:25,065
Yeah, we never really left.
1566
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:28,862
That's why I wanted to talk to you
about playing here.
1567
01:38:29,779 --> 01:38:32,448
- Uh...
- Are we gonna open for Pearl Jam again?
1568
01:38:32,449 --> 01:38:33,991
No, you'd be the headliner.
1569
01:38:33,992 --> 01:38:36,869
It'd be on a Wednesday night
three weeks from now.
1570
01:38:36,870 --> 01:38:40,164
That will give us just enough time
to get the word out, sell some tickets.
1571
01:38:40,165 --> 01:38:42,374
Sorry, you expect us to fill this place
on a Wednesday?
1572
01:38:42,375 --> 01:38:44,251
Oh, we'll make it work, Mike.
We'll make it work.
1573
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:45,502
We know what you mean to Milwaukee.
1574
01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:48,297
Hey, dreaming it is one thing,
but, you know, we're not fools, Buddy.
1575
01:38:48,298 --> 01:38:52,344
Mike. Don't you know what's happening
in three weeks on a Wednesday night?
1576
01:38:55,513 --> 01:38:56,931
What? What? What's happening?
1577
01:38:56,932 --> 01:38:59,767
Neil Diamond.
1578
01:38:59,768 --> 01:39:02,937
He's playing a sold-out show
at the Wisconsin Center Arena.
1579
01:39:02,938 --> 01:39:05,272
We want to be the counter-programming
to that event.
1580
01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:08,318
Those who can't see Neil Diamond,
see the next best thing.
1581
01:39:09,819 --> 01:39:11,655
Could we just take a second? One moment.
1582
01:39:16,409 --> 01:39:18,452
Babe, I don't know if
we're ready for this.
1583
01:39:18,453 --> 01:39:19,536
Oh.
1584
01:39:19,537 --> 01:39:21,373
- I mean...
- I think you are.
1585
01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:24,417
I know I am.
1586
01:39:32,926 --> 01:39:34,219
We're gonna need a choir.
1587
01:39:37,472 --> 01:39:40,057
Sex Machine is the choir director
at his church.
1588
01:39:40,058 --> 01:39:41,934
All right, and timpani.
You know, the big drums.
1589
01:39:41,935 --> 01:39:44,103
What would you need timpani for?
1590
01:39:44,104 --> 01:39:46,772
I'll get the timpani, Mike.
I'll get the timpani.
1591
01:39:46,773 --> 01:39:49,234
Especially because we're
opening with "Soolaimon."
1592
01:39:50,986 --> 01:39:51,987
"Soolaimon?"
1593
01:39:53,488 --> 01:39:55,365
- "Soolaimon."
- "Soolaimon."
1594
01:39:59,035 --> 01:40:01,370
Okay, so remember Rachel's gonna
pick us up,
1595
01:40:01,371 --> 01:40:03,664
but I think I want to go with Johnny
to get a head start on my hair.
1596
01:40:03,665 --> 01:40:05,791
- Are you nervous?
- No. Actually, I'm not.
1597
01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:08,419
But maybe I will right before the show.
What about you?
1598
01:40:08,420 --> 01:40:09,963
I just hope people come, babe.
1599
01:40:11,589 --> 01:40:12,840
- Hey, Mike.
- Oh, hey.
1600
01:40:12,841 --> 01:40:15,635
- Go ahead, give it to him.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1601
01:40:16,678 --> 01:40:20,265
I know the event coordinator
at the Wisconsin Center.
1602
01:40:20,932 --> 01:40:22,349
He was at your wedding.
1603
01:40:22,350 --> 01:40:24,685
You know, big guy.
He had a big red beard--
1604
01:40:24,686 --> 01:40:25,769
Good Lord.
1605
01:40:25,770 --> 01:40:29,064
Mike, you are going
to meet Neil Diamond tonight.
1606
01:40:29,065 --> 01:40:31,859
- I was gonna get to that.
- Oh, my God.
1607
01:40:31,860 --> 01:40:33,152
- What do you mean?
- What?
1608
01:40:33,153 --> 01:40:37,614
He's gonna meet the two of you at
Lake Front Frozen Custard after the show.
1609
01:40:37,615 --> 01:40:41,326
He's gonna drop in with his bus.
He loves their frozen custard.
1610
01:40:41,327 --> 01:40:42,619
What are you gonna say to him, Dad?
1611
01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:44,455
Hopefully nothing dumb.
1612
01:40:44,456 --> 01:40:48,542
You know, don't be silly.
It's just two musicians after their show.
1613
01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:50,586
Both sold-out shows.
1614
01:40:50,587 --> 01:40:51,879
We're sold out?
1615
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,172
- Sold out?
- Sold out.
1616
01:40:53,173 --> 01:40:55,216
- Sold out.
- Yeah, we sold out.
1617
01:40:58,011 --> 01:41:00,554
- Now I'm nervous.
- This is a huge win for you.
1618
01:41:00,555 --> 01:41:02,514
You earned this, Mike. You earned it.
1619
01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:06,268
- He did. I'm so happy. I'm just so happy.
- Are you crying? Are you crying?
1620
01:41:06,269 --> 01:41:08,187
- I love you. Come here.
- I'm so happy.
1621
01:41:08,188 --> 01:41:10,022
I'm so happy too.
1622
01:41:10,023 --> 01:41:12,608
- All right, get out of here. Go, go, go.
- We'll see you over there.
1623
01:41:12,609 --> 01:41:14,276
- I'll see you there.
- Congratulations.
1624
01:41:14,277 --> 01:41:16,570
- Okay. Okay.
- This is gonna be great.
1625
01:41:16,571 --> 01:41:18,490
- We've got things to do.
- Oh, my...
1626
01:41:20,033 --> 01:41:23,536
Mr. Diamond. Or Neil,
can I-- can I call you Neil?
1627
01:41:24,788 --> 01:41:27,915
You know, there's a certain way
that you sing "Touching,"
1628
01:41:27,916 --> 01:41:31,127
I mean, you must know what I mean.
Of course you know what I mean, it's you.
1629
01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:36,131
♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
1630
01:41:36,132 --> 01:41:38,926
It's so good. I mean,
it's just a small thing but like--
1631
01:41:38,927 --> 01:41:40,553
♪ Touching-- ♪
1632
01:41:48,603 --> 01:41:49,604
Help.
1633
01:41:58,988 --> 01:42:00,073
Oh.
1634
01:42:00,782 --> 01:42:01,783
Ah.
1635
01:42:07,122 --> 01:42:08,164
Oh, God.
1636
01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:18,715
Papa?
1637
01:42:18,716 --> 01:42:20,301
I'm getting dressed.
1638
01:42:21,761 --> 01:42:23,846
Angelina had some friends
she wanted to bring tonight,
1639
01:42:23,847 --> 01:42:25,181
but I guess it's sold-out.
1640
01:42:26,724 --> 01:42:27,934
Uh, yeah, no, no. We...
1641
01:42:29,394 --> 01:42:30,645
we've got that handled.
1642
01:42:32,147 --> 01:42:33,690
Hey, I'm gonna...
1643
01:42:34,482 --> 01:42:36,526
I'm gonna meet Neil Diamond tonight.
1644
01:42:37,443 --> 01:42:38,777
Are you serious?
1645
01:42:38,778 --> 01:42:40,613
- Yeah.
- Wow.
1646
01:42:41,406 --> 01:42:45,118
First Eddie Vedder
and now Neil Diamond.
1647
01:42:45,702 --> 01:42:48,037
You think you could
hook me up with Christian Slater?
1648
01:42:50,707 --> 01:42:51,708
Papa?
1649
01:42:54,544 --> 01:42:55,545
Papa, you all right?
1650
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:58,256
I'm huge, baby.
1651
01:43:16,649 --> 01:43:19,610
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, darling.
1652
01:43:19,611 --> 01:43:22,029
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
1653
01:43:22,030 --> 01:43:24,032
Oh, I wouldn't miss this.
1654
01:43:24,657 --> 01:43:26,658
Grandma, hey, just to warn you,
1655
01:43:26,659 --> 01:43:29,286
the seats we got reserved are
right up front. It may get loud.
1656
01:43:29,287 --> 01:43:31,456
I'm half deaf anyways. I'll be fine.
1657
01:43:33,374 --> 01:43:36,418
- Have a great show tonight, Mike.
- Thanks.
1658
01:43:36,419 --> 01:43:37,502
Hey, Mike. Five minutes.
1659
01:43:37,503 --> 01:43:40,505
- Five minutes. Places, everybody, places!
- Ooh. Five minutes, okay.
1660
01:43:40,506 --> 01:43:43,091
- All right.
- Wait, give me a kiss, give me a kiss.
1661
01:43:43,092 --> 01:43:46,553
So any last-minute words of advice
or encouragement from my two girls?
1662
01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:49,182
Yeah, play "Sweet Caroline," okay?
1663
01:43:52,810 --> 01:43:54,771
You two always know what to do.
1664
01:44:00,818 --> 01:44:02,486
You're not afraid of the lift at all?
1665
01:44:02,487 --> 01:44:04,571
Oh, no, I just gotta stand there.
1666
01:44:04,572 --> 01:44:05,782
- Okay.
- Okay.
1667
01:44:09,202 --> 01:44:10,203
Hey, Claire.
1668
01:44:13,706 --> 01:44:17,210
I can't thank Neil 'cause every
"thank you" I got belongs to you, doll.
1669
01:44:20,672 --> 01:44:23,090
You're my "August Night,"
you're my "September Morn,"
1670
01:44:23,091 --> 01:44:26,886
you're my "Heartlight" and you're
my "Cracklin' Rosie," you got me?
1671
01:44:36,354 --> 01:44:37,647
I'll see you on stage.
1672
01:45:17,854 --> 01:45:20,022
- I woke up this morning...
- Yeah!
1673
01:45:20,023 --> 01:45:21,566
...and the sun was shining bright.
1674
01:45:22,859 --> 01:45:25,569
- I said, I woke up this morning...
- Yeah!
1675
01:45:25,570 --> 01:45:27,070
And the sun was shining bright.
1676
01:45:27,071 --> 01:45:27,989
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
1677
01:45:28,740 --> 01:45:30,032
I called the weatherman,
1678
01:45:30,033 --> 01:45:33,535
I said, "Weatherman,
how can there be no rain
1679
01:45:33,536 --> 01:45:37,582
when all I see in here
is Lightning & Thunder?"
1680
01:45:41,377 --> 01:45:46,132
Cue back light. Cue the back light.
Reel it in. There you go. Bring it up.
1681
01:45:56,351 --> 01:45:58,353
Good evening, Milwaukee!
1682
01:46:00,229 --> 01:46:01,689
Go, Mom!
1683
01:46:06,277 --> 01:46:10,906
Welcome to those
who yearn to dance
1684
01:46:10,907 --> 01:46:14,201
in the glow of glory.
1685
01:46:14,202 --> 01:46:17,121
Our friends, our fans, family,
1686
01:46:17,705 --> 01:46:20,083
those who could not
get Neil Diamond tickets...
1687
01:46:22,502 --> 01:46:23,753
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Stand by.
1688
01:46:25,129 --> 01:46:29,884
...because tonight,
we make our own beautiful noise.
1689
01:46:30,676 --> 01:46:32,053
Cue the lift.
1690
01:46:46,609 --> 01:46:47,692
Yeah, Dad!
1691
01:46:47,693 --> 01:46:48,903
Cue the fans.
1692
01:46:50,488 --> 01:46:53,783
♪ Come here, come say ♪
1693
01:46:56,411 --> 01:46:59,664
♪ Ride ♪
1694
01:47:01,332 --> 01:47:02,834
♪ On the night ♪
1695
01:47:05,962 --> 01:47:09,966
♪ Sun become day ♪
1696
01:47:13,594 --> 01:47:16,681
♪ Day ♪
1697
01:47:18,558 --> 01:47:20,518
♪ Shall provide ♪
1698
01:47:27,191 --> 01:47:30,236
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
1699
01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:33,906
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
1700
01:47:34,574 --> 01:47:38,660
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
1701
01:47:38,661 --> 01:47:41,581
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
1702
01:47:42,498 --> 01:47:45,501
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
1703
01:47:46,210 --> 01:47:49,964
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
1704
01:47:53,009 --> 01:47:56,678
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪
1705
01:47:56,679 --> 01:48:00,599
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪
1706
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:02,268
♪ Leading me on... ♪
1707
01:48:04,562 --> 01:48:08,356
♪ On to my woman
She dance for the sun ♪
1708
01:48:08,357 --> 01:48:12,110
♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪
1709
01:48:12,111 --> 01:48:15,864
♪ God of my night, night, night ♪
1710
01:48:15,865 --> 01:48:19,868
♪ Seek for a way, way, way ♪
1711
01:48:19,869 --> 01:48:23,039
♪ Taking me home ♪
1712
01:48:23,873 --> 01:48:25,166
♪ She callin'♪
1713
01:48:29,003 --> 01:48:30,880
I love you, Milwaukee.
1714
01:48:34,342 --> 01:48:37,136
♪ Bring home my name ♪
1715
01:48:40,139 --> 01:48:42,892
♪ On ♪
1716
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:46,979
♪ The wings of a flea ♪
1717
01:48:49,857 --> 01:48:53,861
♪ Wind in the plains ♪
1718
01:48:57,698 --> 01:49:02,202
♪ Dance ♪
1719
01:49:02,203 --> 01:49:04,455
♪ Once for me ♪
1720
01:49:11,045 --> 01:49:14,131
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
1721
01:49:14,757 --> 01:49:18,010
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
1722
01:49:18,553 --> 01:49:21,722
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
1723
01:49:22,598 --> 01:49:25,518
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
1724
01:49:26,352 --> 01:49:29,689
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
1725
01:49:30,314 --> 01:49:33,442
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
1726
01:49:34,318 --> 01:49:36,195
You know the words, let me hear you!
1727
01:49:36,904 --> 01:49:40,615
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪
1728
01:49:40,616 --> 01:49:44,119
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪
1729
01:49:44,120 --> 01:49:47,998
♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪
1730
01:49:47,999 --> 01:49:51,960
♪ On to my woman
She dance for the sun ♪
1731
01:49:51,961 --> 01:49:55,672
♪ God of my day, day, day ♪
1732
01:49:55,673 --> 01:49:59,509
♪ Lord of my night, night, night ♪
1733
01:49:59,510 --> 01:50:03,138
♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪
1734
01:50:03,139 --> 01:50:07,560
♪ Taking me home ♪
1735
01:50:35,004 --> 01:50:36,047
Help me.
1736
01:50:37,048 --> 01:50:38,174
Help me.
1737
01:50:40,885 --> 01:50:42,595
Help me, brothers and sisters,
1738
01:50:43,471 --> 01:50:45,014
and the itty-bitty children,
1739
01:50:45,806 --> 01:50:49,267
Black and white, rich and poor,
great and small.
1740
01:50:49,268 --> 01:50:51,312
All God's children, sing, "Hallelujah!"
1741
01:50:53,481 --> 01:50:55,316
♪ Hallelujah ♪
1742
01:50:56,734 --> 01:51:00,111
♪ Halle, hallelujah ♪
1743
01:51:00,112 --> 01:51:01,906
♪ Hallelujah ♪
1744
01:51:04,241 --> 01:51:05,659
♪ Halle, hallelujah ♪
1745
01:51:05,660 --> 01:51:07,577
And the good Lord gave us two hands.
1746
01:51:07,578 --> 01:51:10,164
One hand for the giving,
one hand for the taking.
1747
01:51:10,665 --> 01:51:13,458
And when your brother is hungry
and he ain't got what to eat,
1748
01:51:13,459 --> 01:51:15,960
and when he is tired
and he ain't got no place to sleep,
1749
01:51:15,961 --> 01:51:19,339
and when his heart is aching
and it is full of pain,
1750
01:51:19,340 --> 01:51:22,175
who's gonna cry with him, brothers?
Who's gonna cry with him?
1751
01:51:22,176 --> 01:51:24,427
You take your hand, you put it out to him
1752
01:51:24,428 --> 01:51:27,807
and you say to him,
"That's what it's there for."
1753
01:51:29,433 --> 01:51:32,727
♪ Take my hand, sweet Lord ♪
1754
01:51:32,728 --> 01:51:36,189
♪ Walk with me this day ♪
1755
01:51:36,190 --> 01:51:39,359
♪ In my heart I know ♪
1756
01:51:39,360 --> 01:51:42,612
♪ I will never stray ♪
1757
01:51:42,613 --> 01:51:47,992
♪ Halle, halle, halle ♪
1758
01:51:47,993 --> 01:51:49,994
- ♪ Halle ♪
- ♪ Halle, halle, halle ♪
1759
01:51:49,995 --> 01:51:51,371
♪ It's Love, Brother Love, say ♪
1760
01:51:51,372 --> 01:51:55,000
♪ Brother Love's
Traveling Salvation Show ♪
1761
01:51:57,169 --> 01:51:58,628
♪ Pack up the babies ♪
1762
01:51:58,629 --> 01:52:02,549
♪ And grab the old ladies
And ev'ryone goes ♪
1763
01:52:02,550 --> 01:52:07,805
♪ Everyone knows Brother Love's show ♪
1764
01:52:11,726 --> 01:52:14,853
♪ God of my want ♪
1765
01:52:14,854 --> 01:52:18,023
♪ Oh, God of my want ♪
1766
01:52:18,524 --> 01:52:24,946
♪ Lord of my need ♪
1767
01:52:24,947 --> 01:52:29,660
♪ Taking me home ♪
1768
01:52:31,996 --> 01:52:37,626
♪ Take me home ♪
1769
01:52:47,636 --> 01:52:49,304
Yeah!
1770
01:52:49,305 --> 01:52:50,723
They're back!
1771
01:52:51,515 --> 01:52:52,641
- They're back!
- Yeah.
1772
01:53:00,191 --> 01:53:02,484
Do you remember when we saw
Springsteen in East Troy?
1773
01:53:02,485 --> 01:53:04,778
Oh, my God, you saw Bruce?
I love him so much.
1774
01:53:04,779 --> 01:53:05,987
Where was that? Where was that?
1775
01:53:05,988 --> 01:53:09,073
Uh, Alpine Valley Music Theater.
You were a kid in grade school.
1776
01:53:09,074 --> 01:53:11,034
But he played for, like, two extra hours
1777
01:53:11,035 --> 01:53:13,578
and everyone was freaking out
and dancing on the lawn.
1778
01:53:13,579 --> 01:53:14,829
That was this! That was this!
1779
01:53:14,830 --> 01:53:16,247
Me and Bruce.
1780
01:53:16,248 --> 01:53:19,959
You know, I gotta say, and I don't mean
any disrespect to Mr. Eddie Vedder...
1781
01:53:19,960 --> 01:53:22,378
Uh-oh. Be careful, Mom.
1782
01:53:22,379 --> 01:53:25,799
I think tonight we were
just as big as Pearl Jam.
1783
01:53:25,800 --> 01:53:27,675
Well, it's a whole other crowd.
1784
01:53:27,676 --> 01:53:31,554
No, I gotta say,
our fans are just as big and just as loud!
1785
01:53:31,555 --> 01:53:34,557
Oh. Word must have got out, Papa.
1786
01:53:34,558 --> 01:53:36,644
Oh, my God!
1787
01:53:38,771 --> 01:53:39,939
Yeah!
1788
01:53:47,279 --> 01:53:49,447
Aw. Are you good? Are you ready?
1789
01:53:49,448 --> 01:53:50,783
I'm huge, baby.
1790
01:53:56,539 --> 01:53:58,082
Hi.
1791
01:53:59,625 --> 01:54:01,000
Claire!
1792
01:54:01,001 --> 01:54:02,418
Claire, Neil just finished his show.
1793
01:54:02,419 --> 01:54:04,045
- He's on the bus.
- Oh, great!
1794
01:54:04,046 --> 01:54:06,214
- He's on his way!
- Come on, Mike. Come on.
1795
01:54:06,215 --> 01:54:08,217
Come on. Mike, come on.
1796
01:54:11,178 --> 01:54:12,179
Mike.
1797
01:54:13,889 --> 01:54:15,099
Mike.
1798
01:54:15,933 --> 01:54:17,517
Mike. Mike. Mike.
1799
01:54:17,518 --> 01:54:20,604
Mike. Mike. Mike!
1800
01:54:46,505 --> 01:54:47,506
This is hard.
1801
01:54:50,134 --> 01:54:52,511
I'm not good at writing speeches.
1802
01:54:53,345 --> 01:54:57,348
But, I guess I've never written one.
1803
01:54:57,349 --> 01:54:58,767
So, it'll be perfect.
1804
01:55:03,188 --> 01:55:05,399
"You two always know what to do."
1805
01:55:09,403 --> 01:55:10,946
Why did he say that? It's, like...
1806
01:55:13,324 --> 01:55:15,409
I feel like I don't know
how to do anything.
1807
01:55:19,747 --> 01:55:21,874
Except patch a leaky car radiator.
1808
01:55:27,713 --> 01:55:28,714
Come here.
1809
01:55:33,344 --> 01:55:35,137
Maybe he wasn't wrong about us.
1810
01:55:36,805 --> 01:55:37,848
He wasn't.
1811
01:55:52,154 --> 01:55:53,364
You look nice.
1812
01:55:55,950 --> 01:55:57,284
Oh, thank you.
1813
01:55:58,661 --> 01:56:00,204
Sometimes I forget about your leg.
1814
01:56:00,788 --> 01:56:04,166
Yeah, me too and then I take a step.
1815
01:56:09,046 --> 01:56:10,797
You don't have to sing today.
1816
01:56:10,798 --> 01:56:12,966
Somebody else can do it
if it's too much for you.
1817
01:56:12,967 --> 01:56:14,134
I know.
1818
01:56:15,135 --> 01:56:16,720
But it's something I have to do.
1819
01:56:18,097 --> 01:56:19,264
Not just for Mike.
1820
01:56:40,327 --> 01:56:41,370
Hi.
1821
01:56:43,789 --> 01:56:45,290
This is gonna be hard.
1822
01:56:51,005 --> 01:56:55,133
Every time, um, we would play a gig,
1823
01:56:55,134 --> 01:56:57,386
everyone wants to hear "Sweet Caroline,"
1824
01:56:57,970 --> 01:57:02,266
and... ...Mike would get so mad.
1825
01:57:03,892 --> 01:57:08,313
He believed there was
so much more to Neil Diamond's music.
1826
01:57:09,023 --> 01:57:10,649
So many more songs.
1827
01:57:13,444 --> 01:57:16,947
And there was more to Mike
than being Lightning.
1828
01:57:20,325 --> 01:57:22,119
Uh, he was a soldier...
1829
01:57:24,747 --> 01:57:25,873
a father...
1830
01:57:27,916 --> 01:57:29,251
a friend...
1831
01:57:32,629 --> 01:57:35,424
He was the love of my life.
1832
01:57:41,138 --> 01:57:43,807
And really,
I'm standing here because of him.
1833
01:57:47,102 --> 01:57:48,103
So...
1834
01:57:50,105 --> 01:57:51,565
in his honor,
1835
01:57:52,357 --> 01:57:54,276
I'm gonna get myself together...
1836
01:57:55,360 --> 01:57:58,113
...and I'm gonna sing a song.
1837
01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:03,744
A Neil Diamond song that's not
as well known as "Sweet Caroline,"
1838
01:58:05,329 --> 01:58:06,705
but Mike...
1839
01:58:10,084 --> 01:58:11,168
It's beautiful.
1840
01:58:26,767 --> 01:58:31,105
♪ I've seen the light ♪
1841
01:58:34,149 --> 01:58:38,278
♪ And I've seen the flame ♪
1842
01:58:40,072 --> 01:58:46,953
♪ And I've seen your eyes before ♪
1843
01:58:46,954 --> 01:58:51,625
♪ And I'm sure to see your eyes again ♪
1844
01:58:53,168 --> 01:58:55,254
♪ Once again ♪
1845
01:59:00,300 --> 01:59:05,806
♪ For I've been released ♪
1846
01:59:07,266 --> 01:59:13,147
♪ And I've been regained ♪
1847
01:59:13,939 --> 01:59:20,736
♪ And I've sung my song before ♪
1848
01:59:20,737 --> 01:59:26,243
♪ And I'm sure to sing my song again ♪
1849
01:59:26,952 --> 01:59:30,205
♪ Once again ♪
1850
01:59:34,251 --> 01:59:37,796
♪ Some people got to laugh ♪
1851
01:59:41,300 --> 01:59:44,469
♪ Some people got to cry ♪
1852
01:59:48,098 --> 01:59:53,020
♪ Some people got to make it through ♪
1853
01:59:54,479 --> 02:00:00,944
♪ By never wondering why ♪
1854
02:00:01,737 --> 02:00:06,992
♪ And some people got to sing ♪
1855
02:00:08,202 --> 02:00:11,705
♪ And some people got to sigh ♪
1856
02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:20,797
♪ Some people never see the light ♪
1857
02:00:21,381 --> 02:00:28,388
♪ Until the day they die ♪
1858
02:00:28,931 --> 02:00:33,518
♪ But I've been released ♪
1859
02:00:35,562 --> 02:00:40,984
♪ And I've been regained ♪
1860
02:00:42,361 --> 02:00:48,950
♪ And I've been this way before ♪
1861
02:00:48,951 --> 02:00:55,289
♪ And I'm sure to be this way again ♪
1862
02:00:55,290 --> 02:00:58,293
♪ Once again ♪
1863
02:01:01,421 --> 02:01:06,009
♪ One more time again ♪
1864
02:01:08,136 --> 02:01:12,349
♪ Just one more time ♪
1865
02:01:56,810 --> 02:01:57,978
All right.
1866
02:01:59,187 --> 02:02:01,022
Dana, you all right? You got it?
1867
02:02:01,023 --> 02:02:02,481
- I got you.
- You sure?
1868
02:02:02,482 --> 02:02:03,899
- Are you sure?
- Positive.
1869
02:02:03,900 --> 02:02:06,235
- Are you positive?
- I'm positive.
1870
02:02:06,236 --> 02:02:08,321
Have you got me? Have you got me, Dana?
1871
02:02:08,322 --> 02:02:10,156
- We got you.
- I can see you.
1872
02:02:10,157 --> 02:02:12,491
- I can see you too.
- I got my eye on you.
1873
02:02:12,492 --> 02:02:15,244
All right, we're rolling.
1874
02:02:15,245 --> 02:02:19,540
All right. Hey, everybody. My name is Mike
and I'm an alcoholic. Uh...
1875
02:02:19,541 --> 02:02:20,624
Hello, Mike.
1876
02:02:20,625 --> 02:02:24,462
Today is my 22nd sober birthday
but I can't be with you here today
1877
02:02:24,463 --> 02:02:28,549
because, uh, well, we're getting ready
for our big comeback, uh,
1878
02:02:28,550 --> 02:02:31,470
Thunder and me and it's, uh...
it's real exciting and, uh...
1879
02:02:32,137 --> 02:02:35,140
You know what? Before I sing,
I just wanna tell you something.
1880
02:02:36,933 --> 02:02:40,019
We're all here
doing the best we can, right?
1881
02:02:40,020 --> 02:02:41,063
Very, very best.
1882
02:02:41,688 --> 02:02:44,023
And if we can just
look out for each other,
1883
02:02:44,024 --> 02:02:46,233
be strong and above all, be grateful,
1884
02:02:46,234 --> 02:02:49,570
maybe we can just, I don't know,
we can turn things around.
1885
02:02:49,571 --> 02:02:52,074
We can make the world a better place.
What do you say?
1886
02:02:53,408 --> 02:02:54,409
All right?
1887
02:02:54,993 --> 02:02:55,994
Anyway.
1888
02:02:58,955 --> 02:03:02,166
♪ This is not a sad song ♪
1889
02:03:02,167 --> 02:03:06,128
♪ A sad song to sing when you're alone ♪
1890
02:03:06,129 --> 02:03:07,381
♪ No, no ♪
1891
02:03:09,216 --> 02:03:13,177
♪ In a way, it's a glad song, yeah ♪
1892
02:03:13,178 --> 02:03:15,179
♪ A glad song ♪
1893
02:03:15,180 --> 02:03:19,517
♪ A simple tune that simply seems
To make you feel good ♪
1894
02:03:19,518 --> 02:03:23,687
♪ When you sing along ♪
1895
02:03:23,688 --> 02:03:25,482
Come on. Sing along. I know it's early.
1896
02:03:26,400 --> 02:03:29,777
♪ Song sung blue ♪
1897
02:03:29,778 --> 02:03:32,197
♪ Everybody knows one ♪
1898
02:03:33,573 --> 02:03:35,282
Every garden grows one.
1899
02:03:35,283 --> 02:03:38,536
♪ Song sung blue ♪
1900
02:03:38,537 --> 02:03:40,872
♪ Every garden grows one ♪
1901
02:03:41,790 --> 02:03:43,708
All right. I'm ready.
1902
02:03:45,127 --> 02:03:51,132
♪ Me and you are subject to
The blues now and then ♪
1903
02:03:51,133 --> 02:03:52,509
All clear.
1904
02:03:53,885 --> 02:03:56,763
♪ When you take the blues
And make a song ♪
1905
02:03:57,472 --> 02:03:59,891
♪ You sing them out again ♪
1906
02:04:01,893 --> 02:04:03,978
♪ You sing them out again ♪
1907
02:04:03,979 --> 02:04:06,647
I can hear you. Sounds real good.
Come on now.
1908
02:04:06,648 --> 02:04:10,234
♪ Song sung blue ♪
1909
02:04:10,235 --> 02:04:12,779
♪ Weeping like a willow ♪
1910
02:04:14,281 --> 02:04:15,698
Sleepin' on my pillow.
1911
02:04:15,699 --> 02:04:18,951
♪ Song sung blue ♪
1912
02:04:18,952 --> 02:04:21,913
♪ Sleeping on my pillow ♪
1913
02:04:23,748 --> 02:04:24,958
It's a funny thing.
1914
02:04:25,584 --> 02:04:27,585
♪ Funny thing ♪
1915
02:04:27,586 --> 02:04:33,466
♪ But you can sing it
With a cry in your voice ♪
1916
02:04:33,467 --> 02:04:34,550
Right?
1917
02:04:34,551 --> 02:04:36,760
♪ And before you know
It get to feeling good ♪
1918
02:04:36,761 --> 02:04:38,137
Beauty and color.
1919
02:04:38,138 --> 02:04:40,891
♪ You simply got no choice ♪
1920
02:04:43,018 --> 02:04:50,025
♪ Song sung blue ♪
1921
02:04:51,776 --> 02:04:58,783
♪ Song sung blue ♪
1922
02:05:01,620 --> 02:05:03,455
Thank you and good night.
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