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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,179 --> 00:00:11,470 Oh. What the hell do you want? 2 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,636 No! No, no, no. 3 00:00:12,636 --> 00:00:14,387 I'm not gonna tell you what happened last week. 4 00:00:14,387 --> 00:00:16,553 No. I'm not gonna do it. 5 00:00:16,553 --> 00:00:17,887 It's fucking stupid. 6 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,262 Just watch the show right now, 7 00:00:19,262 --> 00:00:20,761 and you'll figure it out, all right? 8 00:00:20,761 --> 00:00:22,595 I'm gonna get hit on the head. Would you back up, please? 9 00:00:22,595 --> 00:00:24,387 We're playing a game here. Thank you. 10 00:00:27,678 --> 00:00:29,012 - This all belongs to Debbie? - Yeah. 11 00:00:29,012 --> 00:00:30,845 You get the fragrances. 12 00:00:30,845 --> 00:00:33,761 I'll get the shoes and the dresses. 13 00:00:33,761 --> 00:00:36,595 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 14 00:00:37,636 --> 00:00:39,511 Mikey, we did it. 15 00:00:39,511 --> 00:00:42,137 Port money. We got money. 16 00:00:42,137 --> 00:00:44,470 We can go to the ER for your disgusting 17 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,720 and infected port thing. 18 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,012 How's it going? 19 00:00:48,012 --> 00:00:49,845 Oh, you know, I'm crushing it. 20 00:00:49,845 --> 00:00:51,053 I lied before. 21 00:00:51,053 --> 00:00:52,470 I don't really know how to make tamales. 22 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,387 I just wanted to spend time with you 23 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:55,761 in a place that smells like corn. 24 00:00:55,761 --> 00:00:57,262 'Cause you like me. 25 00:00:57,262 --> 00:01:00,636 No, this is not the place that sells stolen goods 26 00:01:00,636 --> 00:01:02,470 as a side hustle. 27 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:04,137 Unless you got the secret password. 28 00:01:04,137 --> 00:01:06,262 - I'm Mimi. - V. 29 00:01:06,262 --> 00:01:08,012 Do you wanna get a nightcap, V? 30 00:01:08,012 --> 00:01:10,345 Maybe somewhere that people aren't staring. 31 00:01:10,345 --> 00:01:12,470 Bye, best friends. Have fun. 32 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:13,845 Brings you to church? 33 00:01:13,845 --> 00:01:16,137 AA. You? 34 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:19,220 NMAA, new mom AA. 35 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,845 I'm Sarah. 36 00:01:20,845 --> 00:01:23,220 Debbie! O, captain, our captain! 37 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:25,220 We're sticking it to the man. We're on strike. 38 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,345 You're Frank Gallagher's boy. 39 00:01:26,345 --> 00:01:28,012 Listen, you're not welcome here, Liam. 40 00:01:28,012 --> 00:01:29,928 You gotta understand that Frank and Monica 41 00:01:29,928 --> 00:01:31,845 wronged this family 20 ways since Tuesday. 42 00:01:31,845 --> 00:01:33,553 But I'm just the only black person 43 00:01:33,553 --> 00:01:35,845 in a house full of crackers. 44 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,636 ♪ rock music ♪ 45 00:01:49,636 --> 00:01:52,970 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 46 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:56,137 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 47 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:59,304 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 48 00:01:59,304 --> 00:02:03,678 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 49 00:02:03,678 --> 00:02:07,053 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 50 00:02:07,053 --> 00:02:10,636 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 51 00:02:10,636 --> 00:02:12,429 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 52 00:02:12,429 --> 00:02:15,053 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 53 00:02:23,553 --> 00:02:27,179 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 54 00:02:27,179 --> 00:02:30,595 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 55 00:02:30,595 --> 00:02:33,553 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 56 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:38,012 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 57 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:41,429 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 58 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:45,012 ♪ That you speak of ♪ 59 00:02:45,012 --> 00:02:46,928 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 60 00:02:46,928 --> 00:02:50,761 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 61 00:02:52,012 --> 00:02:55,012 ♪ soft acoustic music ♪ 62 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:09,095 My pinto, Papa. 63 00:03:15,012 --> 00:03:16,636 That's our money, Debbie. 64 00:03:16,636 --> 00:03:18,053 It was your money 65 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:21,345 until you and La Cucaracha over here stole all my shit. 66 00:03:21,345 --> 00:03:23,720 Now it belongs to me, along with anything else 67 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,845 you receive for the rest of your silly, little life. 68 00:03:25,845 --> 00:03:27,511 That's bullshit. 69 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,636 And I'm taking the rest of the cash Fiona left 70 00:03:29,636 --> 00:03:30,761 into buying a car, 71 00:03:30,761 --> 00:03:33,012 something tangible you guys can't squander. 72 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:35,429 I can see you're emotional. Let's just-- 73 00:03:35,429 --> 00:03:38,053 I am as cool as a motherfucking cucumber. 74 00:03:38,053 --> 00:03:40,345 Thank you for your contribution. 75 00:03:45,262 --> 00:03:47,262 What the hell? 76 00:03:47,262 --> 00:03:50,429 You--you got dialysis. 77 00:03:50,429 --> 00:03:53,387 I'm not 100 percent, Frank. 78 00:03:53,387 --> 00:03:56,761 I dreamed about my death last night. 79 00:03:56,761 --> 00:03:58,511 How'd you die? 80 00:03:58,511 --> 00:04:00,429 Infected port. 81 00:04:00,429 --> 00:04:02,595 My father was there. He was shaking his head. 82 00:04:02,595 --> 00:04:05,137 He was disappointed. I let him down. 83 00:04:05,137 --> 00:04:06,636 How? 84 00:04:06,636 --> 00:04:09,429 What more could he possibly want from a son? 85 00:04:09,429 --> 00:04:11,720 So many things. 86 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,429 He worked like a dog, my dad. 87 00:04:14,429 --> 00:04:16,137 He had a little shoe repair shop. 88 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:17,970 He'd make keys. 89 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:21,387 His dying wish was that I'd become... 90 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:24,262 a real businessman. 91 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,720 You wan--you wanna be a businessman? 92 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,137 Let's make you a businessman. 93 00:04:32,137 --> 00:04:34,095 Rise and shine, my pal. 94 00:04:34,095 --> 00:04:36,511 - I--I can't. - You can't? 95 00:04:36,511 --> 00:04:39,429 You think Lee Iacocca ever said "I can't"? 96 00:04:40,887 --> 00:04:42,720 Yeah. 97 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,345 Didn't he die? 98 00:04:45,387 --> 00:04:46,761 I rest my case. 99 00:04:46,761 --> 00:04:47,803 Come on. 100 00:04:47,803 --> 00:04:49,470 - Okay, good. - Oh, shit. 101 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:50,928 - One more. - Oh! 102 00:04:50,928 --> 00:04:52,429 Fuck 'em. 103 00:04:52,429 --> 00:04:53,970 - Hey! - I'm dizzy. 104 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:55,262 I am too. 105 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,470 - I'm dizzy, Frank. - Here's your shirt. 106 00:04:57,470 --> 00:05:00,304 - Get my back. - I got it. 107 00:05:00,304 --> 00:05:02,179 I thought you already had a job. 108 00:05:02,179 --> 00:05:03,304 I do. 109 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,137 Well, I did, but we're on strike. 110 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:07,220 And when you're on strike, you don't get paid. 111 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,387 So now, I'm looking for another job. 112 00:05:09,387 --> 00:05:10,845 What's a strike? 113 00:05:10,845 --> 00:05:12,928 An excuse not to work until management agrees 114 00:05:12,928 --> 00:05:14,511 to pay you more and work you less. 115 00:05:14,511 --> 00:05:16,179 Fucking Frank. 116 00:05:16,179 --> 00:05:18,220 But the Union still wants us to walk around 117 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,678 for four hours a day with a sign, chanting shit. 118 00:05:20,678 --> 00:05:23,053 Is that what those are for? 119 00:05:23,053 --> 00:05:24,720 Yeah. 120 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,262 - Hi. - Hi. 121 00:05:30,012 --> 00:05:31,137 There we go. 122 00:05:31,137 --> 00:05:32,429 Hey, no more fake boob? 123 00:05:32,429 --> 00:05:35,345 What? No, no, no. 124 00:05:35,345 --> 00:05:37,970 That thing really made an impression on people, huh? 125 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,761 Boobs will do that. 126 00:05:41,387 --> 00:05:43,970 I gotcha. 127 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,470 You should put him in the Pack 'n Play 128 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,511 while you heat the milk up, then make your coffee. 129 00:05:47,511 --> 00:05:48,678 Pro tip. 130 00:05:48,678 --> 00:05:49,845 All right. 131 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,429 - Hey, you ready? - I thought being 132 00:05:52,429 --> 00:05:53,470 in a union meant you made more money. 133 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,095 Here we go. Here we go. 134 00:05:55,095 --> 00:05:56,636 Not any more in Trump's America. 135 00:05:56,636 --> 00:05:59,429 All right, I'm just gonna put you here, okay? 136 00:05:59,429 --> 00:06:00,720 Daddy's gonna go make some coffee. 137 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,137 He's gonna be right back, okay? 138 00:06:02,137 --> 00:06:03,595 You're doing great, buddy. 139 00:06:03,595 --> 00:06:05,262 You're doing so good. 140 00:06:05,262 --> 00:06:08,970 I hear you, huh. I hear you, I hear you. 141 00:06:10,053 --> 00:06:11,220 Pro tip: don't give out 142 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,511 people's social security numbers 143 00:06:12,511 --> 00:06:14,095 and tell Uncle Sam where they were. 144 00:06:14,095 --> 00:06:15,761 How do you expect to get an ATM card? 145 00:06:15,761 --> 00:06:17,928 Nobody wanted an ATM card. All we wanted was cash. 146 00:06:17,928 --> 00:06:19,053 Sorry. 147 00:06:25,429 --> 00:06:26,553 How's Tami? 148 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,970 She's better. Out of ICU. 149 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:32,595 Hopefully, she's out of the hospital soon. 150 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:35,845 Better be out of the hospital soon. 151 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:41,179 That's a relic. 152 00:06:43,761 --> 00:06:46,761 - I'll give you five for it. - Mm. 153 00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:49,095 Pleasure doing business with you. 154 00:06:49,095 --> 00:06:51,595 Tell your friends about us. We buy and sell. 155 00:06:51,595 --> 00:06:53,053 Gonna love this. 156 00:06:53,053 --> 00:06:55,220 - Hey, V. - Hey. 157 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:56,928 Can I get a bloody Mary? 158 00:06:56,928 --> 00:06:59,803 - I thought you had to work. - That's why I need a bloody. 159 00:06:59,803 --> 00:07:02,053 These fucking black doctors... no offense. 160 00:07:02,053 --> 00:07:03,928 None taken. I'm not a doctor. 161 00:07:03,928 --> 00:07:06,137 I'm trying to get them to prescribe this new drug 162 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:09,928 for hypertension and diabetes, but none of them gives a shit. 163 00:07:09,928 --> 00:07:11,179 Too expensive? 164 00:07:11,179 --> 00:07:12,845 Mm, no drug is too expensive 165 00:07:12,845 --> 00:07:14,053 if you have Medicare. 166 00:07:14,053 --> 00:07:15,845 It's these damn marketing restrictions. 167 00:07:15,845 --> 00:07:16,887 See, back in the day, I used to be able 168 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,511 to just take 'em to dinner 169 00:07:18,511 --> 00:07:20,636 or some bullshit offsite in Hawaii. 170 00:07:20,636 --> 00:07:22,220 They would write all the scripts you wanted, 171 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:24,220 but now it's all illegal. 172 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:27,012 Mm, that's a bad thing? 173 00:07:27,012 --> 00:07:28,220 It is if you gotta eat. 174 00:07:30,678 --> 00:07:32,012 Look at you two. 175 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:35,636 Like two friends from that old show... 176 00:07:35,636 --> 00:07:36,803 Friends. 177 00:07:36,803 --> 00:07:38,387 Only there were no black friends. 178 00:07:38,387 --> 00:07:39,470 Or Asian friends. 179 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:41,095 Can I get you guys anything? 180 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:43,678 Bag of SmartPop!, chardonnay? 181 00:07:43,678 --> 00:07:45,262 We're good, thanks. 182 00:07:45,262 --> 00:07:46,595 All right, just let me know. 183 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:47,928 I don't know what he's talking about. 184 00:07:47,928 --> 00:07:49,678 We don't even have chardonnay. 185 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:55,304 Yo. 186 00:07:55,304 --> 00:07:57,553 How much you'd give me for this? 187 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,553 Nothing. 188 00:08:00,553 --> 00:08:03,179 Give me 20, and I'll throw in the gay little vest for free. 189 00:08:03,179 --> 00:08:05,470 That's Mrs. Zeigler's emotional support animal. 190 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,678 Take him back right now, man. 191 00:08:07,678 --> 00:08:10,179 The poor woman's probably losing her shit. 192 00:08:15,345 --> 00:08:16,887 Unbelievable. 193 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,887 At least you didn't become an artist. 194 00:08:18,887 --> 00:08:21,345 Those guys died poor. 195 00:08:21,345 --> 00:08:24,387 Monet, Van Gogh, all of 'em, 196 00:08:24,387 --> 00:08:27,220 except for the guy that--that drew Snoopy. 197 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,845 Well, he was funnier than all of 'em. 198 00:08:29,845 --> 00:08:31,179 Snoopy cracked me up. 199 00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:32,470 - Yeah. - Ha. 200 00:08:35,137 --> 00:08:37,387 Well, here we are. 201 00:08:38,262 --> 00:08:40,803 What does this have to do with being a businessman? 202 00:08:40,803 --> 00:08:41,928 If you're gonna go into business, 203 00:08:41,928 --> 00:08:44,636 the first thing you're gonna need is capital. 204 00:08:45,636 --> 00:08:46,720 Wait. 205 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,304 Today is your lucky day. 206 00:08:51,304 --> 00:08:54,511 Me and my friend here, we're the wish granters. 207 00:08:54,511 --> 00:08:57,012 So, if you really want your wish to come true, 208 00:08:57,012 --> 00:08:58,470 you're gonna wanna give that coin to me. 209 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:01,595 But only if you want the wish to come true. 210 00:09:01,595 --> 00:09:02,845 Really? 211 00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:05,220 Absolutely. That's why we're here. 212 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,095 Scrape up all the coins in the fountain 213 00:09:07,095 --> 00:09:09,053 so we can make all the wishes come true. 214 00:09:09,053 --> 00:09:10,387 What do you wish for? 215 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,887 My dog Steve ran away. 216 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,761 I wish he'd come home. 217 00:09:15,761 --> 00:09:18,095 Well, put food in his bowl, 218 00:09:18,095 --> 00:09:20,220 'cause Steve will be home before you know it. 219 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,845 Thank you! 220 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,262 Make a wish. 221 00:09:26,262 --> 00:09:27,761 Nah, I don't believe in stuff like that. 222 00:09:27,761 --> 00:09:29,304 Make a wish. What can it hurt? 223 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:31,429 Plus, we're just gonna wade in and get it. 224 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,636 You wish you were a businessman? 225 00:09:39,636 --> 00:09:41,179 - Yeah. - Too bad. 226 00:09:41,179 --> 00:09:42,845 You should have wished for a new port. 227 00:09:42,845 --> 00:09:43,761 Oh, well. 228 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:46,970 See those guys over there? 229 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:50,887 These squares. Expense account, healthcare. 230 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:53,720 Look at that breakfast burrito, size of a baby. 231 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,970 Those guys are suckers. 232 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,387 I wanted to be like them. 233 00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:04,220 I went to college and everything, job... 234 00:10:05,262 --> 00:10:06,845 No, shit? You went to college? 235 00:10:06,845 --> 00:10:08,761 Me too. Northwestern. 236 00:10:08,761 --> 00:10:10,595 Malcolm X. 237 00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:13,887 Good school. Community college, but... 238 00:10:13,887 --> 00:10:15,053 What happened? 239 00:10:16,429 --> 00:10:18,553 I told you what happened. 240 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:21,220 I bought a Blockbuster video store with my pop, 241 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,845 lost everything, the muffler shop, 242 00:10:23,845 --> 00:10:25,553 the car, the house. 243 00:10:27,429 --> 00:10:29,678 My father committed suicide. 244 00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:34,636 Shit. That sounds...depressing. 245 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:37,304 But today's a new day. 246 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,970 You wanna be a businessman? 247 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,845 You gotta think like a businessman. 248 00:10:41,845 --> 00:10:44,220 I have no idea what that means. 249 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:47,928 It means we're gonna need some new threads. 250 00:10:51,845 --> 00:10:52,845 Ooh. 251 00:11:03,511 --> 00:11:04,803 - Hey. - Hey, Lip. 252 00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:09,012 Hi. 253 00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:12,470 I actually started boiling some cabbage. 254 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,887 You're new. What's your name? 255 00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:16,179 Uh, me--Lip. 256 00:11:16,179 --> 00:11:18,720 I got a baby, uh, boy. 257 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,345 Welcome. This is a safe space. 258 00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:22,470 Thank you. 259 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:25,053 Totally. Does your wife work or... 260 00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,636 Oh, no, we're--we're not married, actually. 261 00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:28,970 Good. 262 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:30,345 Um. 263 00:11:30,345 --> 00:11:32,678 Yeah, she's still in the hospital, um... 264 00:11:32,678 --> 00:11:34,553 Oh, I'm so sorry. What happened? 265 00:11:34,553 --> 00:11:35,803 A C-section. 266 00:11:35,803 --> 00:11:38,636 Uh, there were some complications. 267 00:11:38,636 --> 00:11:40,137 Hope she makes it. 268 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:43,053 Yeah, she's, uh--she's out of ICU. 269 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:44,179 She's getting better. 270 00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:46,470 Poor thing. Can I bring you dinner? 271 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,803 No. Thank you, though. 272 00:11:49,803 --> 00:11:51,887 - That's very nice. - You sure? 273 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:53,345 - Yeah, yeah. No. - I'd be happy to. 274 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,012 You don't want that dinner. 275 00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:57,179 Woman can't warm up a Hot Pocket. 276 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:59,387 Let me give you my number in case you need anything. 277 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,220 Anything. 278 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,095 - What's your number? - My number is: I like anal. 279 00:12:03,095 --> 00:12:04,470 Hey, whoa. 280 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:08,304 Thank you, Paige. Okay, why don't we get started? 281 00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:11,220 We're here because being a new parent is hard. 282 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,137 Being a new parent while trying to stay sober-- 283 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:15,345 Harder than my dick at a Bublé concert. 284 00:12:15,345 --> 00:12:18,137 Point is, as a sober mother myself, 285 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,137 I know what you're going through. 286 00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:21,928 All you wanna do is drink a fifth, 287 00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:23,887 house a lasagna, and hide in a dumpster 288 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:25,345 until that baby stops crying. 289 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,511 And that's why we're here, 290 00:12:28,511 --> 00:12:32,053 to learn how to raise strong, independent children, 291 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:34,137 and to take care of ourselves. 292 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:36,137 I have three beautiful children, 293 00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:38,636 and last week, I read a book. 294 00:12:38,636 --> 00:12:40,553 - Wow. - You fucking kidding me? 295 00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:42,429 How do you have the time? 296 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,845 You know, Paige, I put myself first. 297 00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:46,470 That's how. 298 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,761 In the words of Gandhi, "Fuck everybody." 299 00:12:49,761 --> 00:12:52,470 Self-sufficient children are happy children. 300 00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:10,220 speaking Spanish 301 00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:23,636 ♪ dramatic Latin music ♪ 302 00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:39,595 speaking Spanish 303 00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:42,304 What's going on? 304 00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:43,511 ♪ No imitation ♪ 305 00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:46,262 ♪ The one, I am original ♪ 306 00:13:49,803 --> 00:13:50,928 speaking Spanish 307 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,179 ♪ My reputation ♪ 308 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,345 ♪ I'm that bitch ♪ 309 00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:57,345 ♪ Yeah, you already know ♪ 310 00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:02,012 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 311 00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:05,053 ♪ I'm a confident woman ♪ 312 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,262 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 313 00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:08,553 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 314 00:14:11,053 --> 00:14:15,095 ♪ I know what I'm doing ♪ 315 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,387 Buenos días. 316 00:14:16,387 --> 00:14:18,845 speaking Spanish 317 00:14:18,845 --> 00:14:21,220 I don't have a green card. I'm a U.S. citizen. 318 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,137 I'm sure you have an ID. 319 00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:27,678 You got a search warrant? 320 00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:29,970 I do not, don't need one. 321 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,678 I'm not searching for anything. 322 00:14:35,553 --> 00:14:37,220 We received information that there are 323 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,220 undocumented immigrants living here. 324 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,845 - You know anything about that? - Nope. 325 00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:43,262 Sir, I wasn't asking you. 326 00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:44,678 No, sir. 327 00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:51,053 Congratulations. You can drive. 328 00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:55,595 I need to see additional proof of citizenship, 329 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,595 passport, social security card... 330 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,262 This is racial profiling. 331 00:15:00,262 --> 00:15:02,262 You wouldn't be asking that if she wasn't a woman of color. 332 00:15:02,262 --> 00:15:03,845 I'm an immigration agent, sir. 333 00:15:03,845 --> 00:15:05,511 I'm simply here to keep you safe. 334 00:15:05,511 --> 00:15:08,511 Come on, Anne, you don't gotta show this guy shit. 335 00:15:08,511 --> 00:15:10,470 Here you go, Adolf. 336 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,928 How'd you know my name's Adolf? 337 00:15:14,511 --> 00:15:17,678 It smells good in here. What you cookin', good lookin'? 338 00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:21,970 Tamales, for breakfast. 339 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,304 Damn. 340 00:15:23,304 --> 00:15:25,012 If only we would have gotten here a little bit earlier. 341 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:28,970 Yeah, maybe next time, 'cause we will be back. 342 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,429 Don't you worry. 343 00:15:32,012 --> 00:15:33,470 I'm not worried. 344 00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:36,678 You remind me of a little dog, always barking. 345 00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:38,636 Ruff, ruff. 346 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:48,595 What a gorgeous display of Goodwill sartorial splendor. 347 00:15:50,387 --> 00:15:53,845 You ever read that book Dress for Success ? 348 00:15:53,845 --> 00:15:55,304 No. 349 00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:58,928 Me neither, but the title's self-explanatory. 350 00:15:58,928 --> 00:16:03,304 You wanna be a businessman, you gotta look the part. 351 00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:07,012 Oh, gorgeous. 352 00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:08,262 Here. 353 00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:17,511 Can we try something a little more conservative? 354 00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:20,012 You gotta trust me here, Mikey. 355 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,511 I'm good with color. 356 00:16:21,511 --> 00:16:23,511 Just so you know, I'm not a red man. 357 00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:25,928 I like a nice velar. 358 00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:28,678 Okay, I don't know what that means, 359 00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:32,387 but we'll make sure you look damn dapper. 360 00:16:32,387 --> 00:16:35,636 Uh, oh, yeah. 361 00:16:35,636 --> 00:16:36,845 Yeah. 362 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:42,137 A pocket square to tie it all together. 363 00:16:44,012 --> 00:16:45,803 Just damn. 364 00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:49,220 One man's trash is another man's treasure. 365 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:52,053 You are ready to go, good sir. 366 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,012 But first, let's get ourselves a hot, nutritious breakfast. 367 00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:56,595 Where you wanna go? 368 00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:58,761 The Residence Inn has a waffle maker. 369 00:16:58,761 --> 00:16:59,803 Just staying. 370 00:16:59,803 --> 00:17:01,012 I do like waffles. 371 00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:03,387 But the Double Tree has fresh fruit. 372 00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:04,845 Anybody got sausage? 373 00:17:04,845 --> 00:17:07,179 - Links or patties? - Patties. 374 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,220 Boom. Hope you're hungry. 375 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:11,720 Always. 376 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,137 Put your pants on. I gotta find something. 377 00:17:17,928 --> 00:17:19,387 Morning. 378 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,928 Hey, Mavar, what's up? 379 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:24,345 Afraid I'm the bearer of some sad news. 380 00:17:24,345 --> 00:17:25,970 Great-Aunt Addie is dead. 381 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,553 Oh, wow. 382 00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:29,220 And I know you two didn't spend much time together, 383 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,053 but you were family and she loved you. 384 00:17:31,053 --> 00:17:32,761 Okay. 385 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,553 How'd she die? 386 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,678 Homicide? Stray bullet? 387 00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:38,678 Racist cop with an itchy trigger finger? 388 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,429 What? No, the woman was 82. 389 00:17:40,429 --> 00:17:41,636 She died in her sleep. 390 00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,095 So a heroin overdose? 391 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,887 No, look, I know everyone processes grief differently, 392 00:17:45,887 --> 00:17:49,012 but this is your great-great-aunt, 393 00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:51,429 twice removed on your third cousin's s--well... 394 00:17:51,429 --> 00:17:53,262 look, I'm not exactly sure what the genealogy is, 395 00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:54,429 but it'd be great if you could attend 396 00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:56,012 the homecoming tonight with the rest of the family 397 00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:57,137 at the funeral home. 398 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,179 A homecoming? 399 00:17:58,179 --> 00:17:59,345 Yeah, in our family, 400 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,845 when we lose someone we love, we get together 401 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,137 and celebrate that person's life. 402 00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:03,720 There gonna be booze? 403 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,803 Man, those Gallaghers really did a number on you. 404 00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:10,095 Look, it's gonna be okay. 405 00:18:11,304 --> 00:18:12,511 Wait, hold on. 406 00:18:12,511 --> 00:18:15,012 Is there something in your ear? 407 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,511 That's not mine. 408 00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:18,053 Well, it was in your ear. 409 00:18:20,179 --> 00:18:22,636 Have a great day, Liam. I'll see you tonight. 410 00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:31,803 What the hell? 411 00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:37,845 ♪ upbeat soulful music ♪ 412 00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:49,262 ♪ We could greet the sun in the morning ♪ 413 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,179 ♪ Walk among the stars at night ♪ 414 00:18:53,179 --> 00:18:57,345 ♪ They say every sign's a warning ♪ 415 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,095 ♪ And I guess they... ♪ 416 00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,887 You're gonna wanna put the mini bagel 417 00:19:00,887 --> 00:19:03,053 on the little conveyor belt so that it's toasted 418 00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:05,511 by the time you wanna sit down. 419 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,720 ♪ Come here to sleep ♪ 420 00:19:11,511 --> 00:19:14,345 ♪ Not there, but I'm on my way ♪ 421 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:16,720 How'd you sleep last night? 422 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,345 Like a baby. 423 00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:20,720 I always sleep better when I'm on the road. 424 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,304 - Ditto that. - Yeah. 425 00:19:23,304 --> 00:19:26,429 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 426 00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:30,720 ♪ Let me take you to the sun ♪ 427 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,262 ♪ Hey, come along...♪ 428 00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:35,511 - Your bagel. - Oh, my bagel, my bagel. 429 00:19:35,511 --> 00:19:38,761 ♪ Let me take you to the sun ♪ 430 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,429 Oh, shit. Oh. 431 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,970 Ow. 432 00:19:47,429 --> 00:19:48,887 Five bucks? 433 00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:54,262 Debbie? 434 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:56,387 It's Megan. 435 00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:58,970 Oh, shit. Hey. 436 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:00,387 Last time I saw you, 437 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,053 you were getting dragged out of D-Hall. 438 00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,970 Assholes. 439 00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:06,387 What's that green thing? 440 00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:07,595 That's a mango. 441 00:20:07,595 --> 00:20:08,803 That's what a mango looks like? 442 00:20:08,803 --> 00:20:10,262 Yeah. 443 00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:12,470 Hmm. Who are all these kids? 444 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:13,636 They're mine. 445 00:20:13,636 --> 00:20:14,803 All of 'em? 446 00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:16,678 Yeah, you know, it's different baby daddies. 447 00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:18,304 Oh, my gosh, damn. 448 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,053 How do you afford to feed 'em all? 449 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,429 - You marry rich? - I got a good lawyer. 450 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,511 It's child support, and all the fathers contribute. 451 00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:25,470 Really? 452 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,970 Some more than others, obviously. 453 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:28,678 So, like, the more they give me in child support, 454 00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:30,095 the better clothes I get for the kid. 455 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,387 Huh. No shit? 456 00:20:31,387 --> 00:20:33,511 Yeah, that's why Moesha is wearing Ralph Lauren, 457 00:20:33,511 --> 00:20:36,803 and is Chip is wearing shit from Goodwill. 458 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,053 Huh. 459 00:20:38,053 --> 00:20:40,511 Chip, you get what Daddy pays for. 460 00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:41,678 Is this Franny? 461 00:20:41,678 --> 00:20:42,970 Yeah. 462 00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,429 Hey. 463 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,053 What's going on here 464 00:20:47,053 --> 00:20:48,761 with these clothes? 465 00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:51,053 Is Derek, like, a deadbeat dad? 466 00:20:51,053 --> 00:20:52,262 No. 467 00:20:52,262 --> 00:20:54,095 I mean, he offered to pay child support, 468 00:20:54,095 --> 00:20:55,928 but he wanted partial custody. 469 00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:57,845 So I said "No." 470 00:20:57,845 --> 00:21:01,095 Shared custody is a godsend. It's a free babysitter. 471 00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:02,429 Let him have the kid one night a week. 472 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,429 That's when you go out. You bust out your humps. 473 00:21:05,429 --> 00:21:08,636 You go to a bar, and you get that pie cream. 474 00:21:09,761 --> 00:21:11,470 Yeah, I think I know what you mean. 475 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,845 You gotta earn that sperm. 476 00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:15,761 A sperm deposit is a bank deposit. 477 00:21:15,761 --> 00:21:17,803 Yeah, maybe. 478 00:21:17,803 --> 00:21:18,803 Maybe. 479 00:21:18,803 --> 00:21:20,012 Either way, 480 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,678 I would definitely revisit the Derek situation. 481 00:21:22,678 --> 00:21:24,970 Milk him for everything you can get. 482 00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:26,553 Thanks. 483 00:21:27,595 --> 00:21:28,970 Oh, my God. 484 00:21:28,970 --> 00:21:30,803 Look at that fine-looking Jew. 485 00:21:32,095 --> 00:21:33,720 You know that man has a good job. 486 00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:36,761 I gotta go. 487 00:21:36,761 --> 00:21:39,345 Okay, good seeing you, Megan. 488 00:21:39,345 --> 00:21:40,887 Come on. Come on. 489 00:21:40,887 --> 00:21:43,553 Okay, okay. 490 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:46,511 Hmm? Shalom. 491 00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:51,012 That woman that was crying that one time, is she okay? 492 00:21:51,012 --> 00:21:54,137 Oh, Minal, suffering from postpartum depression. 493 00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:55,803 Sucks. 494 00:21:55,803 --> 00:21:58,720 Also known as "Weeps McGee", "Tears for Fears", 495 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,429 "Emily Post-Partum," and "The Crying Game." 496 00:22:01,429 --> 00:22:02,970 God bless her. 497 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:04,720 Okay. 498 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,511 The one who never stops giving you medical updates 499 00:22:06,511 --> 00:22:07,553 on her vagina. 500 00:22:07,553 --> 00:22:09,595 Yes, deep, deep details. Yeah. 501 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:10,553 That's Sharon. 502 00:22:10,553 --> 00:22:11,553 Needless to say 503 00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:13,012 we call her "Over-Sharon", 504 00:22:13,012 --> 00:22:14,595 but not to her face. 505 00:22:16,553 --> 00:22:17,845 What's your nickname? 506 00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:20,304 I don't have a nickname. 507 00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:22,761 At least that I know of. I'm too normal. 508 00:22:22,761 --> 00:22:24,970 - Uh-oh. - What? 509 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,470 Only crazy people say that. 510 00:22:28,345 --> 00:22:32,179 Oh, that, uh--that lady with the fake baby, 511 00:22:32,179 --> 00:22:33,304 what's--what's going on there? 512 00:22:33,304 --> 00:22:35,179 Oh, Gina. 513 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,970 She lost her baby during childbirth. 514 00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:39,095 Supposedly, her therapist said the doll would 515 00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:42,012 help her overcome the loss. 516 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:44,012 Wow, that'd suck. 517 00:22:44,012 --> 00:22:45,511 That's terrible. 518 00:22:48,179 --> 00:22:50,053 What's her nickname? 519 00:22:50,053 --> 00:22:51,553 Batshit Gina. 520 00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:53,387 You guys are a sympathetic group, huh? 521 00:22:53,387 --> 00:22:56,678 Again, we only call her that behind her back. 522 00:22:59,053 --> 00:23:00,678 Sorry about your baby mama. 523 00:23:00,678 --> 00:23:03,387 I had complications with my first C-section too. 524 00:23:03,387 --> 00:23:04,970 She's gonna be fine. 525 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:06,345 Yeah, I hope so. 526 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,720 So, what do you do when you're not 527 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,678 in AA or...whatever? 528 00:23:13,678 --> 00:23:15,636 I teach babies how to swim. 529 00:23:15,636 --> 00:23:17,345 What? Bullshit. 530 00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:19,636 I do! I'm an infant swim instructor. 531 00:23:19,636 --> 00:23:21,137 That's a thing? 532 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:23,179 Yeah, it's good for them. 533 00:23:23,179 --> 00:23:24,678 Builds muscle, 534 00:23:24,678 --> 00:23:27,511 improves coordination and balance, sleep... 535 00:23:27,511 --> 00:23:29,429 Right before they drown. 536 00:23:29,429 --> 00:23:30,845 They've been swimming for nine months 537 00:23:30,845 --> 00:23:32,429 in amniotic fluid. 538 00:23:32,429 --> 00:23:34,262 A swimming pool's no different. 539 00:23:34,262 --> 00:23:35,928 Yeah, but it is. 540 00:23:35,928 --> 00:23:38,304 I can get Fred in the water when he's six months. 541 00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:40,262 No. No, no, no thank you. 542 00:23:40,262 --> 00:23:41,220 No. 543 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,678 Trust me, if you ever want a life, 544 00:23:42,678 --> 00:23:44,803 the sooner he learns the better. 545 00:23:44,803 --> 00:23:45,803 Come by the Y today, 546 00:23:45,803 --> 00:23:47,095 and I'll show you how it's done. 547 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,595 How you feeling, buddy? 548 00:23:51,595 --> 00:23:53,137 Much better. 549 00:23:53,137 --> 00:23:55,429 I just think I needed to eat something. 550 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,470 - Work charts. - Last quarter. 551 00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:00,803 - Flowcharts. - Trending. 552 00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:02,095 - Yeah. - Dividends. 553 00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:03,803 - Absolutely. - Reinvest. 554 00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:05,345 - Well, you got to. - Points. 555 00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:06,636 Offshore. 556 00:24:06,636 --> 00:24:08,304 I think it's probably time for us to make our move. 557 00:24:08,304 --> 00:24:09,970 What move? 558 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,761 See the two guys sitting behind ya? 559 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:16,345 When they go back to the buffet, do what I do. 560 00:24:16,345 --> 00:24:18,137 Okay, okay. 561 00:24:18,137 --> 00:24:20,220 We should probably keep going. 562 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,345 - Show time. - Show time. 563 00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:22,553 - Go. - Yeah. 564 00:24:22,553 --> 00:24:25,511 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 565 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,845 ♪ Hey ♪ 566 00:24:39,928 --> 00:24:41,179 What's my name? 567 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:42,720 Uh, Bethany. 568 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,553 That's us. 569 00:24:53,803 --> 00:24:55,429 The dude is suspect. 570 00:24:55,429 --> 00:24:56,970 What dude, Mavar? 571 00:24:56,970 --> 00:24:58,262 Yeah. 572 00:24:58,262 --> 00:25:00,345 I really think you're gonna enjoy these, Mrs. Ranson. 573 00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:02,304 Please, tell all your friends about us. 574 00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:03,387 Yeah. 575 00:25:03,387 --> 00:25:05,511 Hey. Yo! 576 00:25:05,511 --> 00:25:07,262 Yo, crackhead! 577 00:25:08,553 --> 00:25:09,720 What are you gonna do, 578 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,720 steal it and try to sell it back to me? 579 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,553 I am not a crackhead. 580 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,511 Oh, but you are a thief, though? 581 00:25:14,511 --> 00:25:16,053 Hey. Yeah. 582 00:25:16,053 --> 00:25:17,553 Man, get out of here. 583 00:25:22,304 --> 00:25:24,720 Seriously, something's not right. 584 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,429 Agreed, you don't play basketball at Georgetown 585 00:25:27,429 --> 00:25:30,304 and then become a used car salesman. 586 00:25:30,304 --> 00:25:33,095 - Unless... - What? 587 00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:34,387 I don't have an unless. 588 00:25:34,387 --> 00:25:36,179 I'm just saying you don't see that a lot. 589 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,345 What do you think, V? 590 00:25:38,345 --> 00:25:39,720 What does this guy want from me? 591 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,887 Nothing, he's just a conscious brother. 592 00:25:41,887 --> 00:25:43,262 That's all. 593 00:25:43,262 --> 00:25:44,803 Maybe, but he's also a boring brother. 594 00:25:44,803 --> 00:25:46,803 Can't argue with you there. 595 00:25:46,803 --> 00:25:48,928 Man kept score at the baseball game, 596 00:25:48,928 --> 00:25:50,429 brought a little pencil and everything. 597 00:25:50,429 --> 00:25:52,220 How do you not trust the jumbotron? 598 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,511 Trust the jumbotron. 599 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:54,720 He kept score? 600 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,345 Then put the scoresheets in a little memory box. 601 00:25:57,345 --> 00:25:59,678 - No, he didn't. - He showed it to us. 602 00:25:59,678 --> 00:26:02,928 Dead butterflies in there too. I think I even saw a stamp. 603 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:04,137 Oh, my God. 604 00:26:04,137 --> 00:26:06,220 Yeah, he told me an African folktale 605 00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:07,470 the other day. 606 00:26:07,470 --> 00:26:09,595 - It lasted two hours. - That's too long. 607 00:26:09,595 --> 00:26:11,262 And I think that was just part one. 608 00:26:11,262 --> 00:26:14,304 And then there's this. 609 00:26:14,304 --> 00:26:15,595 ...Comes back. 610 00:26:15,595 --> 00:26:17,470 A little high on the check swing. 611 00:26:17,470 --> 00:26:18,595 A quarter? 612 00:26:18,595 --> 00:26:20,262 Dude pulled that shit out of my ear. 613 00:26:20,262 --> 00:26:22,262 He did what? 614 00:26:22,262 --> 00:26:24,304 It's a magic trick. 615 00:26:24,304 --> 00:26:25,803 He pulled that out of your ear? 616 00:26:25,803 --> 00:26:27,887 It's the dark arts, V. 617 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,845 The man is obviously trying to lure Liam 618 00:26:29,845 --> 00:26:31,429 into some kind of cult. 619 00:26:54,053 --> 00:26:56,511 - Yes? - Hi, Pepa. 620 00:26:56,511 --> 00:26:57,720 Is Derek here? 621 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,429 Debbie, what do you want? 622 00:26:59,429 --> 00:27:01,345 That is between Derek and me. 623 00:27:01,345 --> 00:27:03,179 My husband's gone. 624 00:27:03,179 --> 00:27:04,262 Gone where? 625 00:27:04,262 --> 00:27:05,761 Is he stateside or overseas? 626 00:27:05,761 --> 00:27:07,470 'Cause I really need to speak with him. 627 00:27:08,387 --> 00:27:09,511 Derek is dead. 628 00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:11,345 Yeah, yeah. Knock that shit off. 629 00:27:11,345 --> 00:27:13,304 Seriously, where is he? 630 00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:22,970 Oh, shit. You're serious. 631 00:27:24,012 --> 00:27:26,137 Wait, is he dead or a hostage? 632 00:27:26,137 --> 00:27:28,720 'Cause that yellow ribbon and the flag at half-mast 633 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,262 are kind of confusing. 634 00:27:30,262 --> 00:27:31,595 I'm sorry, Debbie, 635 00:27:31,595 --> 00:27:33,053 but you're not welcome here, all right? 636 00:27:37,678 --> 00:27:39,012 Huh. 637 00:27:40,678 --> 00:27:45,636 Pens, business magazine, paper clips... 638 00:27:45,636 --> 00:27:47,553 what a loser. 639 00:27:47,553 --> 00:27:49,345 Take the magazine. 640 00:27:52,387 --> 00:27:54,470 Well, if this isn't a sign, I don't know what is. 641 00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,970 What is it? 642 00:27:55,970 --> 00:27:59,928 "The Art of Self-Promotion" at the convention center. 643 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,179 Maybe we could sell 'em. 644 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,470 Sell 'em? We're going. 645 00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:04,220 Wait, I thought you were going to SoulCycle. 646 00:28:05,387 --> 00:28:06,720 Change of plans. 647 00:28:11,887 --> 00:28:14,220 Yeah, with bacon, medium rare. 648 00:28:24,095 --> 00:28:25,887 Well, the fucking caravan is back. 649 00:28:25,887 --> 00:28:27,304 Oh, relax. They're good people. 650 00:28:27,304 --> 00:28:28,429 Not for business. 651 00:28:28,429 --> 00:28:30,262 Every day, they come in and take over 652 00:28:30,262 --> 00:28:32,262 like it's their own personal business center. 653 00:28:32,262 --> 00:28:33,553 They buy, like, one Mountain Dew 654 00:28:33,553 --> 00:28:36,304 and sit around for hours, sucking down my Wi-Fi. 655 00:28:36,304 --> 00:28:38,553 How the hell do they even know the password? 656 00:28:38,553 --> 00:28:41,137 Uh, probably 'cause I gave it to them. 657 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:43,053 Jesus. 658 00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:44,595 I have one password in my life, Carl, 659 00:28:44,595 --> 00:28:45,761 use it for everything. 660 00:28:45,761 --> 00:28:47,053 Oh, sorry. 661 00:28:47,053 --> 00:28:48,179 You should probably use more than one, you know. 662 00:28:48,179 --> 00:28:50,304 Throw in a capital or a dollar sign or something. 663 00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:51,845 No shit. 664 00:28:53,304 --> 00:28:54,636 What's her problem? 665 00:28:54,636 --> 00:28:55,887 I don't know. 666 00:28:55,887 --> 00:28:59,179 Hey, but we can watch Netflix on our phones now. 667 00:28:59,179 --> 00:29:00,429 Que pasa? 668 00:29:00,429 --> 00:29:02,720 Bad news. ICE got the Mendozas. 669 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,595 Shit. Which ones? 670 00:29:04,595 --> 00:29:06,429 The fat ones. The skinny ones got away. 671 00:29:06,429 --> 00:29:08,012 I think we need to move somewhere else 672 00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:08,928 until things cool down. 673 00:29:08,928 --> 00:29:10,595 Where? 674 00:29:10,595 --> 00:29:12,429 - Under the bridge. - Too crowded. 675 00:29:12,429 --> 00:29:14,262 What about that place with a house? 676 00:29:14,262 --> 00:29:15,511 Do you mind the driving? 677 00:29:15,511 --> 00:29:16,803 That wasn't bad. 678 00:29:16,803 --> 00:29:18,803 And this time of year, the rail yard's nice. 679 00:29:18,803 --> 00:29:19,928 Wait, hold up. 680 00:29:19,928 --> 00:29:21,470 If you need a place to lay low for a while, 681 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,761 you can stay at my house. 682 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,845 - Really? - Yeah, of course. 683 00:29:25,845 --> 00:29:27,470 I'm not gonna let you sleep in a rail yard. 684 00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:31,387 Thank you, Carl. 685 00:29:31,387 --> 00:29:34,387 ♪ rock music ♪ 686 00:29:37,595 --> 00:29:41,511 speaking Spanish 687 00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:46,803 You're the best, Mavar. Thanks, brother. 688 00:29:46,803 --> 00:29:48,137 I know. I apologize. 689 00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:49,970 I should have told you it didn't take diesel fuel 690 00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:51,304 when I sold you the car. 691 00:29:51,304 --> 00:29:52,595 I'll let you know when it's fixed. 692 00:29:52,595 --> 00:29:53,970 - Meanwhile, enjoy the Ford. - Thanks again. 693 00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:55,761 Hey, my pleasure. Appreciate your business. 694 00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:56,636 Yeah. 695 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,179 All right, have a good one, man. 696 00:29:59,179 --> 00:30:00,095 Yeah. 697 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,220 What's your deal, Mavar? 698 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,387 - Liam? - Are you in a cult? 699 00:30:07,387 --> 00:30:08,595 What? 700 00:30:08,595 --> 00:30:10,636 I just watched that dude play you. 701 00:30:10,636 --> 00:30:12,928 He put the wrong kind of gas in his car 702 00:30:12,928 --> 00:30:14,511 and you give him a loaner. 703 00:30:14,511 --> 00:30:16,262 That's right out of the Bible. 704 00:30:16,262 --> 00:30:18,887 R.J. needs a car for work, so I loaned him one. 705 00:30:18,887 --> 00:30:20,220 That's what we do. 706 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:22,095 We help each other out, lift each other up. 707 00:30:22,095 --> 00:30:23,595 "We" as in the cult? 708 00:30:23,595 --> 00:30:26,137 "We" as in responsible black men. 709 00:30:26,137 --> 00:30:29,845 Well, what you should have done is charged dumbass 1,000 bucks 710 00:30:29,845 --> 00:30:31,304 for violating a warranty. 711 00:30:31,304 --> 00:30:33,095 There is no warranty. 712 00:30:33,095 --> 00:30:35,137 He doesn't know that. 713 00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:37,345 Look, I sell used cars, Liam. 714 00:30:37,345 --> 00:30:39,636 But if I can make just one person's day 715 00:30:39,636 --> 00:30:41,928 a little better, a little brighter, 716 00:30:41,928 --> 00:30:43,470 then that's a very good day. 717 00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:45,012 Is it? 718 00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:47,387 You're hilarious, man. 719 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,720 Look, I'll see you later on at the homecoming, okay? 720 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,220 Lots of people excited to meet you. 721 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:58,511 Oh, you crushed it, and you're here to celebrate 722 00:30:58,511 --> 00:31:00,678 I suck and I'm here for a Bad Dog rocks. 723 00:31:00,678 --> 00:31:02,137 What happened? 724 00:31:02,137 --> 00:31:03,845 These doctors, man, they hate me. 725 00:31:03,845 --> 00:31:05,053 Half of them won't even meet with me. 726 00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:06,887 How you know they hate you, then? 727 00:31:06,887 --> 00:31:09,887 Because I'm Asian and they're black. 728 00:31:09,887 --> 00:31:11,845 Why do black people hate Asians? 729 00:31:11,845 --> 00:31:13,678 'Cause in a crowd, you push and shove, 730 00:31:13,678 --> 00:31:14,970 and your tiny, little noses. 731 00:31:14,970 --> 00:31:16,470 Do those things even work? 732 00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:18,179 Okay, why do black people think they're so much cooler 733 00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:19,220 than everybody else? 734 00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:21,304 'Cause we are, and don't you dare bring up 735 00:31:21,304 --> 00:31:22,761 Carlton or that brother from Star Trek. 736 00:31:22,761 --> 00:31:23,803 They aren't real. 737 00:31:23,803 --> 00:31:25,636 What the hell is Freaknik? 738 00:31:25,636 --> 00:31:27,095 You won't have to worry about it, 739 00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:28,470 'cause you not invited. 740 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,553 Why are black people so loud in movies? 741 00:31:30,553 --> 00:31:32,470 Why y'all take so many selfies? 742 00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:35,678 - Why are we friends again? - 'Cause I'm adorable. 743 00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:41,053 Stupid doctors. You know what? 744 00:31:41,053 --> 00:31:42,595 You should just come with me. 745 00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:44,429 Maybe they'll listen to a black woman. 746 00:31:44,429 --> 00:31:46,095 I read the material. What's the problem? 747 00:31:46,095 --> 00:31:48,262 Me, I'm the problem. I'm Asian. 748 00:31:48,262 --> 00:31:50,887 Mimi, doctors are smart people. 749 00:31:50,887 --> 00:31:53,262 You just need to bring them a jar of pickles. 750 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:54,345 Pickles? 751 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,137 Doctors like pickles? 752 00:31:56,137 --> 00:31:57,636 Who cares what the doctors love? 753 00:31:57,636 --> 00:31:59,970 They're not for the doctors. They're for the office manager. 754 00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,220 She's your gatekeeper. 755 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:02,387 What does this have to do with pickles? 756 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,845 Pickles provide essential vitamins, minerals, 757 00:32:04,845 --> 00:32:07,137 and antioxidants; improve digestion 758 00:32:07,137 --> 00:32:08,304 and liver protection. 759 00:32:08,304 --> 00:32:10,928 Basically, the same benefits as your drug. 760 00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:12,137 Oh, shit. 761 00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:13,345 How do you know so much about pickles? 762 00:32:13,345 --> 00:32:15,761 Tell the office manager that your drug is like 763 00:32:15,761 --> 00:32:17,803 a jar of pickles but better. 764 00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:19,928 I promise she'll call you back. 765 00:32:21,053 --> 00:32:22,636 Damn. 766 00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:23,970 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 767 00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:25,887 Oh, shit, cabbies. 768 00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:31,095 Easy, townspeople. I'm just doing my job. 769 00:32:31,095 --> 00:32:33,470 Piece of shit! 770 00:32:33,470 --> 00:32:34,928 What's their problem? 771 00:32:34,928 --> 00:32:36,678 They don't believe in rideshare. 772 00:32:38,345 --> 00:32:40,845 Get out ass out of here! Get the fuck out of here. 773 00:32:40,845 --> 00:32:42,553 No way I'm getting out. 774 00:32:42,553 --> 00:32:44,928 How you like me now, you cabbie fucks? 775 00:32:44,928 --> 00:32:47,304 Uh, what--what was your name again? 776 00:32:47,304 --> 00:32:48,761 I'm Dave. 777 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,012 Stick it up your ass. 778 00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:55,179 Is that a...AK-47, Frank? 779 00:32:55,179 --> 00:32:56,345 A Kalashnikov AK-47? 780 00:32:56,345 --> 00:32:58,970 I don't give a shit what model it is. 781 00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:00,803 It's a fucking machine gun. 782 00:33:00,803 --> 00:33:02,179 Is that even legal? 783 00:33:02,179 --> 00:33:04,345 - Um, good luck, Dave. - Good luck, Dave. 784 00:33:04,345 --> 00:33:05,887 Oh, shit. 785 00:33:05,887 --> 00:33:08,012 Make--make sure you give me five stars. 786 00:33:13,095 --> 00:33:16,345 speaking Spanish 787 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:25,761 You know when I said you could stay here? 788 00:33:25,761 --> 00:33:28,179 I didn't mean your entire family. 789 00:33:28,179 --> 00:33:31,470 Oh, we thought you meant the plural "you", tu . 790 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:33,678 Did you mean the singular "you", usted ? 791 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,012 Yeah. 792 00:33:35,678 --> 00:33:38,012 Sorry. That's why Spanish is better. 793 00:33:38,012 --> 00:33:39,220 It's more specific. 794 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,970 ♪ upbeat Latin music ♪ 795 00:33:45,345 --> 00:33:47,137 ♪ Come on ♪ 796 00:33:53,137 --> 00:33:54,720 What's going on? 797 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,887 It's Anne's family. 798 00:33:56,887 --> 00:33:58,053 Who's Anne? 799 00:33:58,053 --> 00:34:00,053 - I work with her. - I don't care. 800 00:34:00,053 --> 00:34:01,803 Derek died. 801 00:34:01,803 --> 00:34:03,595 Shit. Really? 802 00:34:03,595 --> 00:34:04,887 You know how? 803 00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:07,553 I don't know. I didn't ask. 804 00:34:07,553 --> 00:34:08,887 I'm sorry. 805 00:34:08,887 --> 00:34:10,887 I mean, at least you and Franny are gonna be rich now. 806 00:34:10,887 --> 00:34:12,928 - How are we gonna be rich? - 'Cause of the DB. 807 00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:14,761 - A what? - The death benefit. 808 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:15,970 When someone dies in the military, 809 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,970 the family gets, like, 100,000 bucks. 810 00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:19,511 It's the only reason most of these women 811 00:34:19,511 --> 00:34:20,928 stay married to these jarheads, 812 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:21,970 just waiting till they end tits up 813 00:34:21,970 --> 00:34:23,262 so they can get paid too. 814 00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,304 Huh. Is that so? 815 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:39,262 Yeah, that--that--that baby's too young to swim. 816 00:34:39,262 --> 00:34:41,345 You gotta trust me. This is how they learn. 817 00:34:41,345 --> 00:34:42,429 I don't know. 818 00:34:42,429 --> 00:34:43,970 I think just being near the water, 819 00:34:43,970 --> 00:34:45,720 that's--that's a great first step. 820 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,012 So we're just gonna... 821 00:34:47,012 --> 00:34:48,179 I know it's scary, 822 00:34:48,179 --> 00:34:49,511 but babies never learn how to swim 823 00:34:49,511 --> 00:34:50,761 if you don't empower them. 824 00:34:53,553 --> 00:34:55,304 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 825 00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:57,220 Hey, is he okay? 826 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,470 Look at him. He's fine. 827 00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:01,137 How are you? 828 00:35:01,137 --> 00:35:02,595 Fucking terrified. 829 00:35:02,595 --> 00:35:03,970 Do you not know how to swim? 830 00:35:03,970 --> 00:35:06,179 In case my yacht capsizes? No. 831 00:35:06,179 --> 00:35:08,012 Why would I know how to swim? 832 00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:10,387 Kids only learn through trial and error. 833 00:35:10,387 --> 00:35:12,053 It's amazing what they're capable of 834 00:35:12,053 --> 00:35:13,887 if you just give 'em the space. 835 00:35:13,887 --> 00:35:15,720 So you throw babies in a river? 836 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,012 It's a swimming pool, 837 00:35:17,012 --> 00:35:19,845 and I barely dipped him underwater. 838 00:35:19,845 --> 00:35:24,470 I--I--I don't want Fred in the water, like, ever. 839 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,887 That's ridiculous. 840 00:35:25,887 --> 00:35:27,970 That's why most children are terrified, 841 00:35:27,970 --> 00:35:30,095 don't know how to self-soothe. 842 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:32,012 When they can't solve problems on their own, 843 00:35:32,012 --> 00:35:35,636 they throw tantrums, are allergic to everything. 844 00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:37,179 Next thing you know, they're 28-years-old, 845 00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:38,511 living in their parents' basement, 846 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,803 blaming the world and, ironically, their parents 847 00:35:40,803 --> 00:35:43,137 for their shortcomings, wanting to kill themselves 848 00:35:43,137 --> 00:35:45,761 because the wireless is too slow. 849 00:35:45,761 --> 00:35:49,595 Oh, your examples are intense. 850 00:35:49,595 --> 00:35:52,429 What about your wife, Tami? What does she think? 851 00:35:52,429 --> 00:35:54,387 Uh, we are not married. 852 00:35:54,387 --> 00:35:57,803 Um...and I don't know. 853 00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:01,095 You know, we--we--we didn't really have a chance 854 00:36:01,095 --> 00:36:04,678 to discuss parenting styles in the ICU, so... 855 00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:11,678 These cab drivers are no joke. 856 00:36:11,678 --> 00:36:13,678 Uber's taking food out of the baby's mouth. 857 00:36:13,678 --> 00:36:15,970 - Gotta say, I sympathize. - We could have died. 858 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:18,678 Dave probably did die. 859 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:20,845 Sorry. 860 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,845 All part of life's rich tapestry. 861 00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:24,887 Welcome to The Art of Self-Promotion. 862 00:36:24,887 --> 00:36:26,720 Thanks. 863 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,220 - Andrew Felderman. - Andrew, Donna Marcus. 864 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,095 Wow, that's a firm handshake. 865 00:36:31,095 --> 00:36:32,511 Thank you. 866 00:36:33,053 --> 00:36:35,803 - Tyler Mamaliger. - Oh. 867 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:48,636 Delgado...Derek. 868 00:36:48,636 --> 00:36:50,095 There you are. 869 00:36:50,095 --> 00:36:51,262 Great. 870 00:36:51,262 --> 00:36:52,887 Death benefit's been paid in full. 871 00:36:52,887 --> 00:36:54,262 Francis Gallagher's not listed 872 00:36:54,262 --> 00:36:56,304 as one of the designated beneficiaries. 873 00:36:56,304 --> 00:36:59,012 That fucker. 874 00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:00,803 If you feel there's been an injustice, 875 00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:02,179 you need to contact the widow. 876 00:37:04,345 --> 00:37:05,720 How'd he die? 877 00:37:09,095 --> 00:37:10,636 Got sideways drunk, stole the tank, 878 00:37:10,636 --> 00:37:12,511 drove it into the Suez Canal. 879 00:37:12,511 --> 00:37:14,553 Sank like a rock, didn't even try to escape. 880 00:37:14,553 --> 00:37:16,636 Apparently thought it was also a submarine. 881 00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:18,429 Jesus. 882 00:37:18,429 --> 00:37:19,803 Where is he buried? 883 00:37:19,803 --> 00:37:20,970 Private Delgado is still 884 00:37:20,970 --> 00:37:22,345 at the bottom of the Suez, ma'am. 885 00:37:22,345 --> 00:37:25,304 Buried inside an M1A2 Abrams main battle tank 886 00:37:25,304 --> 00:37:27,429 worth about $9 million. 887 00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:29,012 There's highly-motivated jihadists 888 00:37:29,012 --> 00:37:31,803 who have done less damage to the U.S. Military. 889 00:37:31,803 --> 00:37:34,262 - Shit. - Sorry for your loss. 890 00:37:34,262 --> 00:37:36,636 Your nation is grateful. Next in line! 891 00:37:43,012 --> 00:37:46,012 ♪ upbeat hip-hop music ♪ 892 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,511 ♪ Look, I'm a breath of fresh air ♪ 893 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:53,636 ♪ Yes, I am the best...♪ 894 00:37:53,636 --> 00:37:55,262 Yeah! He got it. 895 00:37:55,262 --> 00:37:56,553 He got three. He got all three. 896 00:37:56,553 --> 00:37:58,220 Yeah. 897 00:37:58,220 --> 00:37:59,720 Yeah! 898 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:00,928 ♪ Just look around when I'm 'round ♪ 899 00:38:00,928 --> 00:38:02,470 ♪ Let me see your smile ♪ 900 00:38:02,470 --> 00:38:03,928 ♪ When I go and look at you, I see your file ♪ 901 00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:04,970 ♪ So you should wave the white flag ♪ 902 00:38:04,970 --> 00:38:05,928 ♪ I don't need y'all time... ♪ 903 00:38:05,928 --> 00:38:07,429 Eh. 904 00:38:07,429 --> 00:38:08,845 ♪ The minute that I'll be by witnesses ♪ 905 00:38:08,845 --> 00:38:10,470 ♪ I wanna finish it, yeah ♪ 906 00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:12,345 ♪ I can't be contained to think I was at the box ♪ 907 00:38:12,345 --> 00:38:13,636 ♪ When feed my brain ♪ 908 00:38:13,636 --> 00:38:15,179 ♪ And if I seem the same ♪ 909 00:38:15,179 --> 00:38:16,304 ♪ It's 'cause I'm on a whole nother level ♪ 910 00:38:16,304 --> 00:38:17,803 ♪ I don't need the lane ♪ 911 00:38:17,803 --> 00:38:19,678 ♪ All I need is the wind, it's in my path ♪ 912 00:38:19,678 --> 00:38:20,970 ♪ I'll remember this ♪ 913 00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:22,678 Make a splash. 914 00:38:22,678 --> 00:38:23,928 Impress them. 915 00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:25,470 Be consistent and steady. 916 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,845 So let me ask a question. 917 00:38:27,845 --> 00:38:29,928 Are you ready? 918 00:38:29,928 --> 00:38:32,012 ♪ I'm in high demand, not anyone can advance ♪ 919 00:38:32,012 --> 00:38:33,803 ♪ Just like I can, you don't even stand a chance ♪ 920 00:38:33,803 --> 00:38:35,678 ♪ While I do my dance, and I hate to lose ♪ 921 00:38:35,678 --> 00:38:37,678 - Hi. - Ah-- 922 00:38:37,678 --> 00:38:39,429 ♪ When I'm in control, I go straight to the hole ♪ 923 00:38:39,429 --> 00:38:41,429 ♪ Like a give and go, if you're bored with the norm ♪ 924 00:38:41,429 --> 00:38:43,678 ♪ I'ma break the mold and break the rules...♪ 925 00:38:43,678 --> 00:38:45,511 T-shirt, come on, T-shirt, 926 00:38:45,511 --> 00:38:47,262 come on... 927 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,511 No, no--ah! 928 00:38:50,511 --> 00:38:52,845 ♪ 'Cause I'm makin' moves ♪ 929 00:38:52,845 --> 00:38:54,845 ♪ I'm in high demand, not anyone can advance ♪ 930 00:38:54,845 --> 00:38:56,636 ♪ Just like I can, you don't even stand a chance ♪ 931 00:38:56,636 --> 00:38:58,304 ♪ Tryin' to do my dance. and I hate to lose...♪ 932 00:38:58,304 --> 00:38:59,595 One more? 933 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:01,262 Good. 934 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:05,179 ♪ I'ma break the mold and break the rules ♪ 935 00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:07,387 ♪ 'Cause I'm, 'cause I'm makin' ♪ 936 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:10,053 - ♪ Moves ♪ - Frank, Frank! 937 00:39:10,053 --> 00:39:11,220 Where the hell did you get that? 938 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:13,053 Booth 279! 939 00:39:13,053 --> 00:39:14,887 - Hurry! - ♪ When I'm in control ♪ 940 00:39:14,887 --> 00:39:16,803 ♪ I go straight to the hole like a give and go ♪ 941 00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:18,845 ♪ If you're bored with the norm, I'ma break the mold ♪ 942 00:39:18,845 --> 00:39:20,761 ♪ And break the rules 'cause I'm makin' ♪ 943 00:39:20,761 --> 00:39:22,636 ♪ Moves ♪ 944 00:39:28,095 --> 00:39:30,053 Hi, Pepa. I'm sorry. 945 00:39:30,053 --> 00:39:32,553 I just realized I didn't offer my condolences. 946 00:39:32,553 --> 00:39:33,970 I was just so stunned. 947 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:35,553 Don't act like you care. 948 00:39:35,553 --> 00:39:37,137 You're the town pump 949 00:39:37,137 --> 00:39:39,220 who tricked him into getting you pregnant. 950 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:40,970 Okay, this isn't about me. 951 00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:43,387 This is about Franny, Derek's daughter. 952 00:39:43,387 --> 00:39:45,429 She deserves his death benefit. 953 00:39:45,429 --> 00:39:47,928 Derek's death benefit went to his legitimate children. 954 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:50,137 - Which Franny is. - Is she? 955 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:51,970 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 956 00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:54,095 Derek told me about you Gallaghers. 957 00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:55,429 You dick! 958 00:39:55,429 --> 00:39:56,970 I want Franny's money. 959 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:59,220 Oh, my God... my husband is dead, 960 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,012 and you show up demanding money? 961 00:40:01,012 --> 00:40:02,803 Derek was right. 962 00:40:02,803 --> 00:40:05,095 You are a terrible person. 963 00:40:07,345 --> 00:40:08,720 Derek didn't say that 964 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,095 about me, you bitch! 965 00:40:11,429 --> 00:40:13,304 Fuck you, Pepa! 966 00:40:13,304 --> 00:40:14,928 - Here you go. - Thank you. 967 00:40:17,053 --> 00:40:18,761 - Free? - Free. 968 00:40:18,761 --> 00:40:21,053 Ah! Ha ha. 969 00:40:21,053 --> 00:40:23,179 I love this place! 970 00:40:23,179 --> 00:40:24,845 Mmm. 971 00:40:24,845 --> 00:40:27,179 What do you wanna do next? 972 00:40:27,179 --> 00:40:29,470 The Wine and Winners mixer is at 4:00 973 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,429 in the Chesapeake Room. 974 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,720 I think we definitely want to hit that. 975 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:38,470 Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind going back to booth 28 again. 976 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:41,262 I can't believe they rated my handshake a six. 977 00:40:41,262 --> 00:40:43,304 I think I need to squeeze harder. 978 00:40:43,304 --> 00:40:46,304 Also, I wouldn't mind going back to booth 8 one last time 979 00:40:46,304 --> 00:40:48,636 and win one of those stainless steel water bottles. 980 00:40:48,636 --> 00:40:50,220 The hydration vessel. I got one. 981 00:40:51,304 --> 00:40:52,636 You could cheer me on. 982 00:40:52,636 --> 00:40:54,636 I been cheering for you all day. 983 00:40:54,636 --> 00:40:57,179 It's not my fault you can't spin a wheel. 984 00:40:57,179 --> 00:41:00,304 Okay. You go to the mixer, then. 985 00:41:00,304 --> 00:41:01,970 I'm going to booth 8. 986 00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:03,095 No, come on! 987 00:41:03,095 --> 00:41:05,845 The whole point of this was to do it together. 988 00:41:05,845 --> 00:41:08,470 No, the point of this was to let me be a businessman, 989 00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:11,179 but fine, as long as baby Frank 990 00:41:11,179 --> 00:41:12,803 gets to do what he wants to do-- 991 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,970 You can have the hydration vessel--there, take it. 992 00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:17,220 I don't want your hydration vessel. 993 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,304 - Take it. - No! 994 00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:20,429 Take the goddamn water bottle! 995 00:41:20,429 --> 00:41:21,553 No! 996 00:41:21,553 --> 00:41:23,678 Take the goddamn water bottle. 997 00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:26,429 No! 998 00:41:27,845 --> 00:41:29,470 Pick it up. 999 00:41:29,470 --> 00:41:30,636 No. 1000 00:41:32,095 --> 00:41:33,761 Pick up the goddamn bottle. 1001 00:41:34,304 --> 00:41:36,179 - No--Ow! - Pick it up! 1002 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:53,803 Mmm. 1003 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:55,345 Okay? 1004 00:41:55,345 --> 00:41:57,470 Never better. 1005 00:41:57,470 --> 00:41:59,345 Never better. 1006 00:41:59,345 --> 00:42:00,595 Sorry. 1007 00:42:00,595 --> 00:42:02,803 No, I'm sorry. 1008 00:42:02,803 --> 00:42:04,720 This has been the best day of my life. 1009 00:42:05,887 --> 00:42:07,262 I don't want us fighting anymore. 1010 00:42:07,262 --> 00:42:10,304 A-B-C-- always be celebrating. 1011 00:42:10,304 --> 00:42:13,553 Whatever you wanna do next is fine with me. 1012 00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:18,304 I was being childish. You pick. 1013 00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:20,179 - Mikey-- - You pick. 1014 00:42:27,179 --> 00:42:29,470 I got a great idea. 1015 00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:34,179 How'd it go? 1016 00:42:34,179 --> 00:42:36,304 You are a genius. That's how I go. 1017 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:40,511 Went great--all the office managers love their pickles. 1018 00:42:40,511 --> 00:42:42,803 I have five doctor's visits set up already. 1019 00:42:42,803 --> 00:42:44,553 That's awesome. 1020 00:42:44,553 --> 00:42:46,511 Can I get a Bad Dog, rocks, please. 1021 00:42:46,511 --> 00:42:47,887 Course! 1022 00:42:47,887 --> 00:42:50,720 V, you're so good at this shit. 1023 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,636 Of course, office managers. Those are the key. 1024 00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:54,761 Just happy I can help. 1025 00:42:54,761 --> 00:42:57,053 - Come work for me. - What? 1026 00:42:57,053 --> 00:42:59,928 It can just be your side hustle; you're a natural, 1027 00:42:59,928 --> 00:43:02,595 and you have a background in healthcare, right? 1028 00:43:02,595 --> 00:43:04,262 I was a nurse's aide. 1029 00:43:04,262 --> 00:43:06,262 I will pay you 20 bucks for every script that they write. 1030 00:43:06,262 --> 00:43:08,928 You want me to talk to doctors? 1031 00:43:08,928 --> 00:43:11,636 I want you to take over all my African-American accounts, 1032 00:43:11,636 --> 00:43:14,095 and then I can be free to expand my Asian clientele. 1033 00:43:16,179 --> 00:43:18,137 Let me think about it, okay? 1034 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:19,803 We make such a good team. 1035 00:43:19,803 --> 00:43:21,636 V, you'd make really great money. 1036 00:43:21,636 --> 00:43:23,304 I mean, I make a lotta money, 1037 00:43:23,304 --> 00:43:26,720 and I'm just average at best, especially for an Asian. 1038 00:43:28,511 --> 00:43:30,304 Man, get your leg off my bar. 1039 00:43:30,304 --> 00:43:32,053 That's not my leg. 1040 00:43:32,053 --> 00:43:34,262 You stole somebody's prosthetic leg? 1041 00:43:34,262 --> 00:43:35,761 - No, found it. - Oh, really--where? 1042 00:43:35,761 --> 00:43:36,720 On a person. 1043 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,887 Out! Get the fuck out! 1044 00:43:41,429 --> 00:43:43,553 What the hell is this place? 1045 00:43:43,553 --> 00:43:47,595 This, my friend, is the Michigan Avenue Club-- 1046 00:43:47,595 --> 00:43:49,887 otherwise known as The American Dream. 1047 00:43:49,887 --> 00:43:51,636 We don't belong here, Frank. 1048 00:43:51,636 --> 00:43:53,845 I probably don't even know the guys in the kitchen. 1049 00:43:53,845 --> 00:43:55,887 Relax--the host is an old friend of mine. 1050 00:43:55,887 --> 00:43:57,220 Owes me a favor. 1051 00:43:59,761 --> 00:44:01,470 Gentlemen. 1052 00:44:01,470 --> 00:44:02,845 Frank Gallagher! 1053 00:44:02,845 --> 00:44:05,179 Holy shit, I haven't seen you in ages. 1054 00:44:05,179 --> 00:44:07,636 - You're doin' okay? - Yeah, pretty good. 1055 00:44:07,636 --> 00:44:09,511 Ha ha. You look like shit. 1056 00:44:09,511 --> 00:44:10,845 Thank you! 1057 00:44:10,845 --> 00:44:13,636 Mikey, meet the great Owen O'Connell. 1058 00:44:13,636 --> 00:44:15,720 Owen, my best friend Mikey. 1059 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,095 Pleasure to meet you, Mikey. 1060 00:44:18,095 --> 00:44:20,220 Same to you. 1061 00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,262 You're welcome to grab a seat at the bar. 1062 00:44:22,262 --> 00:44:24,179 Good to see you. 1063 00:44:24,179 --> 00:44:26,220 So Megan filled me in. 1064 00:44:26,220 --> 00:44:27,720 Told me how you got fucked out of 1065 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,220 your baby daddy's death benefit. 1066 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:31,179 Derek's widow seems to have forgotten 1067 00:44:31,179 --> 00:44:33,304 that Franny's one of his children too. 1068 00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:35,511 Yeah, well, my job is to make sure she remembers. 1069 00:44:35,511 --> 00:44:37,137 Patty's the best at this shit. 1070 00:44:37,137 --> 00:44:38,595 You ready to get paid? 1071 00:44:38,595 --> 00:44:40,470 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 1072 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:42,595 Let's do it. 1073 00:44:45,137 --> 00:44:47,345 Smells like money. 1074 00:44:47,345 --> 00:44:50,345 Ha ha. That's the food-- 1075 00:44:50,345 --> 00:44:53,387 money sandwiches with money gravy on top. 1076 00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:57,262 Richard Sears and Alvah Roebuck 1077 00:44:57,262 --> 00:44:59,636 used to sit at a table right over there 1078 00:44:59,636 --> 00:45:02,053 where they decided to build the Sears Tower. 1079 00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:04,470 No shit. 1080 00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:08,262 And Mayor Daley talked Ford into building 1081 00:45:08,262 --> 00:45:11,470 the Lawndale assembly plant over ice-cold martinis 1082 00:45:11,470 --> 00:45:13,720 right there at that table right there. 1083 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,095 Rumor has it a couple of Polish hookers 1084 00:45:16,095 --> 00:45:18,137 were thrown in to seal the deal. 1085 00:45:18,137 --> 00:45:19,429 Amazing. 1086 00:45:19,429 --> 00:45:21,470 And right back there in that corner, 1087 00:45:21,470 --> 00:45:23,595 eight Chicago White Sox 1088 00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:25,470 decided to stick it to old man Comiskey 1089 00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:27,595 by throwing the 1919 World Series 1090 00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:29,470 'cause they were all underpaid. 1091 00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:31,345 Good for them. 1092 00:45:31,345 --> 00:45:33,304 How can I help you gentlemen? 1093 00:45:33,304 --> 00:45:35,595 - Two Jack Daniel's, please. - Yes, sir. 1094 00:45:35,595 --> 00:45:37,595 Ah, wait. 1095 00:45:37,595 --> 00:45:39,470 Make that... Gentleman Jack. 1096 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:40,345 Very well, sir. 1097 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:46,179 Uh...I don't have quite enough change 1098 00:45:46,179 --> 00:45:47,053 to pay for that. 1099 00:45:47,053 --> 00:45:49,345 It's on me. 1100 00:45:50,345 --> 00:45:52,220 Why, thank you, Mikey. 1101 00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:53,595 - Here you are. - Thank you. 1102 00:45:53,595 --> 00:45:55,636 Ooh, yeah. 1103 00:45:55,636 --> 00:45:57,761 Cashews? 1104 00:45:57,761 --> 00:46:01,511 The fillet of the nut family. Yes, please. 1105 00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:03,595 You know, I saw someone with a T-shirt the other day 1106 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:07,012 that said, "Life is good." 1107 00:46:07,012 --> 00:46:09,387 And I thought... 1108 00:46:09,387 --> 00:46:11,470 "Is it?" 1109 00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:14,678 Not if you live in Syria or Venezuela. 1110 00:46:14,678 --> 00:46:17,887 Well, after today I saw how good it can be. 1111 00:46:19,595 --> 00:46:21,761 I wanna keep living. 1112 00:46:21,761 --> 00:46:23,429 Glad to hear it. 1113 00:46:23,429 --> 00:46:24,470 That's good. 1114 00:46:26,012 --> 00:46:27,636 Toast. 1115 00:46:27,636 --> 00:46:29,012 To friendship. 1116 00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:36,095 Hmm. 1117 00:46:38,304 --> 00:46:40,137 I'm gonna miss you, my friend. 1118 00:46:40,137 --> 00:46:42,012 Miss me? Where you goin'? 1119 00:46:42,012 --> 00:46:45,511 I need a new port. This one's really infected. 1120 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,137 How bad is it? 1121 00:46:48,137 --> 00:46:50,678 I can't feel the right side of my torso. 1122 00:46:50,678 --> 00:46:52,803 Let's just go back to the vet. 1123 00:46:52,803 --> 00:46:55,304 Let him pour some more alcohol on it. 1124 00:46:55,304 --> 00:46:56,928 It won't last. 1125 00:46:56,928 --> 00:46:59,012 You know, I can't keep doing this 1126 00:46:59,012 --> 00:47:01,636 emergency backstreet healthcare no more. 1127 00:47:02,845 --> 00:47:05,012 I can't...I can't live life 1128 00:47:05,012 --> 00:47:07,470 worrying about my kidney every single day, 1129 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:10,595 wondering when I'm gonna need dialysis again... 1130 00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:12,803 or a new port. 1131 00:47:12,803 --> 00:47:14,845 It's too stressful for me. 1132 00:47:17,636 --> 00:47:20,012 What are you saying? 1133 00:47:22,095 --> 00:47:24,095 I'm going back to prison. 1134 00:47:24,095 --> 00:47:28,137 I can get free healthcare from real people doctors. 1135 00:47:29,636 --> 00:47:31,179 Prison? 1136 00:47:32,761 --> 00:47:34,928 With the best healthcare this country provides 1137 00:47:34,928 --> 00:47:36,553 for poor people. 1138 00:47:38,761 --> 00:47:39,970 Fancy whisky. 1139 00:47:41,137 --> 00:47:43,095 Yeah. 1140 00:47:43,095 --> 00:47:44,761 It'll be my last drink for a while 1141 00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:47,053 not made from cleaning fluid and raisins. 1142 00:47:52,553 --> 00:47:53,970 Sorry, Mikey. 1143 00:47:58,511 --> 00:47:59,803 Yeah. 1144 00:47:59,803 --> 00:48:01,636 It's good. Good. 1145 00:48:06,095 --> 00:48:08,553 Hi. I'm taking up a collection 1146 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:11,761 to place fresh flowers on great Aunt Addie's grave. 1147 00:48:11,761 --> 00:48:14,887 Would you like to make a contribution? 1148 00:48:29,095 --> 00:48:31,095 Hey, wait up. 1149 00:48:33,761 --> 00:48:37,095 Hey, man, I saw what you did back there. 1150 00:48:37,095 --> 00:48:39,012 Collecting money for fresh flowers? 1151 00:48:39,012 --> 00:48:40,470 I want you to know I respect that a lot. 1152 00:48:40,470 --> 00:48:41,803 You know, I know a good florist 1153 00:48:41,803 --> 00:48:43,470 who can get us a bunch of flowers for a good price. 1154 00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:45,137 I'm keeping this money. 1155 00:48:45,137 --> 00:48:46,761 What? 1156 00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:48,803 - Why would you do that? - I need it. 1157 00:48:48,803 --> 00:48:50,345 So do the people who gave it to you. 1158 00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:51,595 You lied to them. 1159 00:48:54,511 --> 00:48:57,345 Look, I-I been nothing but nice to you. 1160 00:48:57,345 --> 00:48:59,553 Welcomed you with open arms. 1161 00:48:59,553 --> 00:49:02,262 Don't you get it? We're family. 1162 00:49:02,262 --> 00:49:03,970 But it's like the nicer I am to you, 1163 00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:06,387 the nastier you get-- why? 1164 00:49:06,387 --> 00:49:07,511 I don't know. 1165 00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:09,511 You don't know. 1166 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:11,387 What, you gonna tell me you can't help it? 1167 00:49:11,387 --> 00:49:13,470 It's in your nature or some bullshit like that? 1168 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:14,803 No. 1169 00:49:14,803 --> 00:49:18,137 I can't believe I wasted a single second on you. 1170 00:49:18,137 --> 00:49:20,678 I believed in you. 1171 00:49:20,678 --> 00:49:22,803 You're part of our family, and because of that, 1172 00:49:22,803 --> 00:49:25,429 we would do anything for you--anything. 1173 00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:27,595 And you just spit in our faces. 1174 00:49:27,595 --> 00:49:30,636 Don't you get it? Family is everything! 1175 00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,845 And you finally get the chance to have one, 1176 00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:35,179 and you just throw it all away. 1177 00:49:35,179 --> 00:49:37,387 Well, you know what, Liam? Fuck you! 1178 00:49:37,387 --> 00:49:39,387 There it is. 1179 00:49:39,387 --> 00:49:42,387 I knew it. You are from the South Side. 1180 00:49:46,678 --> 00:49:48,720 You think I like saying stuff like that? 1181 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,179 I don't curse. 1182 00:49:50,179 --> 00:49:52,262 I hate saying things like that. 1183 00:49:52,262 --> 00:49:54,220 Oh, well. 1184 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:56,845 I hate Gallaghers, man. 1185 00:49:56,845 --> 00:49:59,928 You motherfuckers bring out the worst in everybody. 1186 00:50:01,345 --> 00:50:02,553 What, you proud of that? 1187 00:50:02,553 --> 00:50:05,095 Hey, man, I know who I am. 1188 00:50:51,345 --> 00:50:52,220 Hi. 1189 00:50:53,928 --> 00:50:56,387 Holy shit, hey! 1190 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:58,345 What are you--what are you-- what are you doing? 1191 00:50:58,345 --> 00:50:59,928 Why didn't you call me? 1192 00:50:59,928 --> 00:51:01,429 I would have come to pick you up. 1193 00:51:03,179 --> 00:51:04,595 Hey. 1194 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:06,887 Hey. 1195 00:51:06,887 --> 00:51:09,387 Hey. It's all right. 1196 00:51:09,387 --> 00:51:11,429 It's all right. You're home now. 1197 00:51:15,095 --> 00:51:16,720 Hi, Fred. 1198 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,345 It's me, it's Mommy. 1199 00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:20,345 Actually, this one's mine. 1200 00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:22,095 Fred is over there. 1201 00:51:29,179 --> 00:51:30,595 Hi. 1202 00:51:31,928 --> 00:51:33,220 You okay? You all right? 1203 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:34,262 Yeah? 1204 00:51:40,179 --> 00:51:42,595 Oh, my God, hey! 1205 00:51:42,595 --> 00:51:44,761 What the fuck--why are there so many Mexicans here? 1206 00:51:44,761 --> 00:51:46,887 - Hey! - Hi! 1207 00:51:58,595 --> 00:52:00,429 Thanks, Frank. 1208 00:52:00,429 --> 00:52:01,595 I mean it. 1209 00:52:04,511 --> 00:52:06,678 Mikey, wait. 1210 00:52:06,678 --> 00:52:08,887 We can figure this out. 1211 00:52:08,887 --> 00:52:10,636 - Frank. - We'll get jobs. 1212 00:52:10,636 --> 00:52:13,012 Nobody's gonna hire us. 1213 00:52:13,012 --> 00:52:15,012 Well, then we'll save up so that you can get dialysis 1214 00:52:15,012 --> 00:52:16,220 every week. 1215 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:18,304 Ha. That's not gonna happen! 1216 00:52:18,304 --> 00:52:21,511 We're gonna spend all the money on booze. 1217 00:52:21,511 --> 00:52:22,928 I'll stop drinking. 1218 00:52:22,928 --> 00:52:24,636 Don't be ridiculous. 1219 00:52:24,636 --> 00:52:27,095 If it'll keep you outta jail-- 1220 00:52:27,095 --> 00:52:28,803 Frank, 1221 00:52:28,803 --> 00:52:32,304 I appreciate it, but I'm sick. 1222 00:52:32,304 --> 00:52:34,179 I can't do the hustle no more. 1223 00:52:34,179 --> 00:52:35,928 Do you think it's coincidence 1224 00:52:35,928 --> 00:52:38,470 that we found each other twice? 1225 00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:40,262 I can take care of you. 1226 00:52:40,262 --> 00:52:43,553 When we find half a slice of pizza in the dumpster 1227 00:52:43,553 --> 00:52:46,511 or some uneaten fries on a table at McDonald's, 1228 00:52:46,511 --> 00:52:49,845 I think to myself, "Hope Mikey's hungry." 1229 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,095 When you were getting dialysis, I prayed. 1230 00:52:59,845 --> 00:53:01,511 I actually prayed. 1231 00:53:07,012 --> 00:53:10,387 I really hope that my last day on Earth 1232 00:53:10,387 --> 00:53:13,387 is with you, my friend. 1233 00:53:13,387 --> 00:53:16,304 ♪ peppy music ♪ 1234 00:53:19,928 --> 00:53:22,095 Don't never stop drinking, Frank. 1235 00:53:24,095 --> 00:53:27,720 Don't ever stop drinkin'. 1236 00:53:29,470 --> 00:53:31,553 Can I at least call ya a cab? 1237 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:34,970 No, thanks. 1238 00:53:34,970 --> 00:53:36,429 I got a ride. 1239 00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:41,970 - Officer? - Hmm? 1240 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:44,553 Ha! 1241 00:53:52,678 --> 00:53:54,053 Watch your head. 1242 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,220 ♪ rock pop ♪ 1243 00:54:37,845 --> 00:54:40,720 Hey, asshole, get the fuck outta my house! 1244 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,345 - S-sorry! - Wait a minute, wait a minute, 1245 00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:46,179 wait a minute, you again, the crackhead from the Alibi? 1246 00:54:46,179 --> 00:54:48,220 Man, I told you, I'm not a crackhead. 1247 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:49,553 I'm just poor, man. 1248 00:54:49,553 --> 00:54:51,887 Look, my girl left me; I don't have a job. 1249 00:54:51,887 --> 00:54:53,887 I'm starving, man. I haven't eaten in days. 1250 00:54:53,887 --> 00:54:55,387 Look, man, I'm sorry about that, 1251 00:54:55,387 --> 00:54:56,845 but you can't take my microwave. 1252 00:54:56,845 --> 00:55:00,137 Okay, I get it. Classic one percenters, huh? 1253 00:55:00,137 --> 00:55:01,553 Don't wanna pay your fair share. 1254 00:55:01,553 --> 00:55:03,595 What? 1255 00:55:05,429 --> 00:55:08,678 All right, look, man, I hear you, all right? 1256 00:55:08,678 --> 00:55:11,928 You want a sandwich? I got turkey, I got bread. 1257 00:55:11,928 --> 00:55:14,095 Swiss cheese. 1258 00:55:14,095 --> 00:55:16,262 Let me fix you a sandwich. 1259 00:55:17,429 --> 00:55:19,387 Well, I appreciate that, but no thank you. 1260 00:55:19,387 --> 00:55:21,012 I just really want money for crack. 1261 00:55:21,012 --> 00:55:22,511 I thought you said you were starvin'. 1262 00:55:22,511 --> 00:55:24,678 I am. For crack. 1263 00:55:24,678 --> 00:55:26,595 Get the fuck outta my house. 1264 00:55:26,595 --> 00:55:28,761 ♪ upbeat pop music ♪ 87324