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Screw your whistle and the pea inside of
it and the farmer who planted that pea...
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...and the tractor he is driving...
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...and the mechanic who fixes that tractor
and the overall he wears...
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Match is about to end!
Finish your sentence already.
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-Penalty!
-Penalty!
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He scored, he scored.
He couldn’t, he fell. We are screwed.
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Who is that?
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Since you haven't paid off your debts
we are seizing club's assests.
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How come?
We were about to shoot a penalty.
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Take the ball. That ball belongs to
the club. Take a record of it.
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-Has the seizure begun?
-It has.
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Doganspor team members stay,
the rest can leave.
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Seize the jerseys as well.
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Come on guys, take it off.
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Be quick.
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Take your shorts and cleats off as well.
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I can’t believe this.
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Isn’t the president picking up the phone?
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He is not.
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That pimp ran away after
he burdened the club with debts.
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-If you are done, document
everything that has been seized.
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-Yes sir.
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Such a shame.
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Loser.
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-Well done.
-This is right up your alley.
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What are you talking about?
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-He has no idea what is going on.
-What is going on?
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-Are you the hodja from Of?
-What the fuck?
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Get out of my way.
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I won’t be a candidate.
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I won’t. You can’t force me.
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I won’t be a candidate.
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Come on hodja.
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You sweated with this
team’s jersey as well.
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PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF
DOGANSPOR SOCCER CLUB
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Do they present him as a candidate?
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-As a candidate.
-As a candidate.
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-They present him to me?
-To you?
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This is outrageous.
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He has no idea about footballl.
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He wasn’t even in the team
for his last hurrah.
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He wasn’t even allowed to
play football on a playground.
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Was hodja left footed?
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No dear Idris, he wasn’t left footed....
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...he was an imbecile.
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He couldn’t use any of his feet.
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He was kicking the ball with his ass.
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I have been that team’s goalkeeper for
14 years. I have never conceded a goal.
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You have been a benchwarmer
for 14 years, idiot.
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This doesn’t change the fact that
he hasn't conceded a goal for 14 years.
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Once I jumped the gun at a practice match.
Coach kicked me out of the team.
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What was I supposed to do?
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You are wrong.
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You jumped the gun when you came to life.
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That was wrong.
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You know what was the best
transfer of our team back then?
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Letting him go.
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He has no idea about football.
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It is my turn to laugh.
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When I become
the president of this team,...
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...everyone will see
how much I know about football.
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But don’t worry, I won’t keep
you away from football.
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What are you going to do with this guy?
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I don’t know Idris. He might
come in handy later on.
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If he can’t do anything,
I will make him a cheerleader.
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He will be good for something
instrad of talking nonsense.
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He can’t shepherd 3 sheeps, how can
he be the president of this club...
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...with his ass licker?
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You criticize him but
you don’t become a candidate.
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What have we done to you? You haven’t
been to the mosque for a while.
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You are neither an imam nor a president.
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-I won’t.
-Why?
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Why?
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Didn’t I say,
if a phone rings in a mosque,...
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...it will be a sin and that you
should be afraid of God?
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You did.
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-Did it ring?
-It did.
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Did I say I would shove the phone
up your ass if it rang again?
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You did.
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-Did it ring again?
-It didn’t.
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What does this mean?
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This nation’s fear of ass overcame
the fear of God.
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This means you don’t need an imam.
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Hodja, I don’t get it...
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...are you going to be a president or what?
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-I won’t.
-What about our players?
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Screw you all.
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-Excuse me?
-Fuck off.
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-Hello.
-Hello. Premium?
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No, we don’t need fuel.
I am going to ask you something.
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Give me the list of 100 important places
you should visit in Trabzon after you die.
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-After you die?
-Yes.
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-Places you should visit?
-Yes. Important places.
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I don’t know what to say to you.
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-You should definitely check out the bench
where the corpse is washed. -How come?
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Next, you can visit the straight
path with its heavenly view.
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-That's deep bro.
-There are great cafes by the Hell brook...
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...you should definitely stop by there.
My deceased uncle is managing the place.
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Okay, we will stop by.
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And you shouldn’t miss the bottom of hell.
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This tour including shroud and cotton
that goes up your ass is only 200 euros.
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Get the hell out of here!
Are you making fun of me, you dumb fucks?
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He was a great man.
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He died in Germany.
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We were going to come with him
but we couldn’t.
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It was his last will.
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He couldn’t come when he was alive so we
thought we should bring his corpse here.
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-Who was the deceased?
-Who was he?
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He was like a saint.
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He was the fouth player of Rummikub, he
was the goalkeeper on the artificial turf...
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...he was kirves of youngsters
and best man of elders.
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I got you bro.
May God bless his soul.
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But there is three of you.
You need a fourth for the coffin.
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This car can’t enter everywhere.
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Wait for me. I am coming.
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Come on, come on.
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-Thank you my child.
-Good appetite.
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If you don’t come to me,
I will come to your door...
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...the one, who doesn’t let me be with you,
should die now.
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-Kadir.
-I’ve missed you so much, Nur.
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Go out to the balcony
so I can see your beautiful face.
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-Where are you Kadir?
-I am right in front of you.
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-Kadir, do you love me this much?
-You can’t imagine.
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I swear on my mother
and grandmother,
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I miss you when I don’t see
you for ten minutes.
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Why didn’t you come to
the bekery to buy bread?
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How can I come?
My hadji aunt came from Akcaabat.
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Doesn’t hadji aunt get out?
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Dad, when did you roost there?
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You teacher said “Your son is smart
but he is not studying.”
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He couldn’t have said “Your son is
studying but he is an idiot.”
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Don’t make me work at a greengrocery!
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I will study and get into
the Eurasia University.
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You will get into the Eurasia University?
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You even flunked out of a traffic course.
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How can you get into
the Eurasia University?
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Tell me the vehicles which have
priority in traffic?
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Akcaabat minibuses?
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00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,400
I will slap you in the face then you'll
see about buses and minibuses.
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In which war did Murat the First die?
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In his last war.
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We are going to the greengrocery.
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Are you kidding me?
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Actually, he is right.
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Walk, walk.
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All women started looking like
that football player Yattara.
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I brought you an apprentice.
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Don’t spare the rod.
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Have a nice day.
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-Asiye.
-What?
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What’s going on? Uncle Ali Osman is
chopping wood on a summer day.
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He is horny.
He can’t let his energy out.
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Since hodja is a man of God,...
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...he makes his father chop woods
to take the edge of his desires.
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Thanks to him, there are no forests
left in the county. Horny toad!
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That’s too bad. Marry him off to someone.
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He married seven times and buried
them all. Who would be his eight wife?
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-You didn’t buy bread in the evening.
– Kadir.
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What?
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Take your father and go to
the coffee house to watch TV.
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We will have a ladies’ night.
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Leave him alone,
he is chopping wood.
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Come on.
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It is starting.
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Hodja,...
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...my installments have piled up.
I have spent too much lately.
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-I got it, I am not going to swear.
-Exactly.
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Hello everybody and welcome to
“Ask Hodja” show.
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We are here again after
a two week manditory break.
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-Yes hodja.
-Ladies and gentlemen...
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...after going through
your online questions...
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...we concluded that our nation
is tested by technology.
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For example a genius asks me, “Hodja,
I have been poked on facebook by 4 people...
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...I feel like Fatmagul,
should I come clean?"
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“I copied all the prayers on a flash
drive, if I hang that around my neck,
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...will it be counted as a prayer
box necklace?"
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Ummiye, I am not saying
this because he is my husband
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but only a scholar can know this much.
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You are confused.
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For example, your phone rings in
the most awkward moments.
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That woman’s laughter will
make a man take a cold shower.
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Let’s turn the ringer off.
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He couldn’t turn off the ringer.
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I wouldn’t let him be
anywhere near that woman.
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Someone should stick a rat just
as she opens her mouth to laugh.
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Whatever you say,
she is a beautiful woman.
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Don’t get too confused.
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Let our test with technology
may serve a good purpose.
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Hodja’s reputation preceded him.
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What if he gets surrounded
by beautiful women?
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My wonderful girls!
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Hopefully, we will have beautiful days.
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We are here with our hodja whose beauty
is truly startling. How wonderful!
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Every time I see you, it feels
like the first. How wonderful!
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Please get up...
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...let them see your figure.
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Your height, your figure, your beauty
are God given. How wonderful!
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My beautiful girls dance beautifully
as well, they know all the dances.
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00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,760
But now I will show you
folkloric dance from Ankara.
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You will learn that as well.
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Don’t get me confused.
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Whatever!
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Any questions?
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-Hodja, good evening.
-Good evening.
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In the previous show, you said apocalypse
will happen with the evening azan.
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Well done, you have been paying attention.
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What is going to
happen to the ones in the US
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when it is time for
the evening azan here?
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They are none of your business,
you save your own ass.
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Yes, we have another guest.
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Ask.
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Hodja, my friend and I like hunting.
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A snake bit my friend’s...
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...I am sorry to be saying this but
he bit his penis.
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I either had to suck the venom out
or let my friend die.
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I decided to go with the first option
since I am afraid of committing a sin.
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I can’t look at anyone in the village.
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Aren't they committing
a sin against me now?
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I am sorry to hear that.
You are the victim of a friend.
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You should have cut and thrown it away,
why did you suck it?
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Hodja!
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I see the root of your mouth
more than I see your face.
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For God’s sake, please!
I am taking the name of God.
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We have laughed so much,
we will cry later on.
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After all these laughters, you need
to cry nonstop until the age of 73.
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-Hodja.
-Yes.
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Can we start praying from
whichever rakah we want?
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Sure. Skip the rakah
you can’t perform.
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If there is time left, you
will come back to it.
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The line is not going through.
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How many people are calling this show?
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Many people love him.
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Lines would be down back in the days.
That’s what I heard.
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Did you like it so much?
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Why are you saying that?
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I will make him feel so down that...
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...nobody will be able to appease him.
240
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,640
Hodja, where should I
face when I get undressed
241
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,880
and go into the lake
to perform ablution?
242
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,840
Face where you left your clothes.
243
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,280
-Hodja, hodja.
-Go ahead.
244
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,240
People are obligated to get married
but animals aren’t. Why is that?
245
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,560
For example, cattles.
246
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,960
There is only one bull in our village...
247
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,280
...but he gets lucky with all the cattles.
248
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,200
They don’t get married, how come?
249
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,880
If we place your brain in a bird,
that bird will fly backwards.
250
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,240
If you are really
asking me this question,
251
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,680
you are not obligated
to get married either.
252
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,400
Find a bull. You don’t need
to get married to him.
253
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,080
Hodja, hodja.
254
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,760
I coudn’t pay
my natural gas bill this month.
255
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,240
Predict the score of a match
so I can make money.
256
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,440
Can you guess the score of
Fener and Trabzon soccer match?
257
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,080
It will end in a draw.
258
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,800
Yes. We have another guest.
259
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,120
-Hodja.
-Go ahead.
260
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:02,280
Hodja, my friends and I were
really impressed by...
261
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,120
-...your speech
about technology.
-Well done.
262
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,280
Hodja, I want to raise
awareness of an
important issue in our country.
263
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,400
Well done my child.
264
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,560
There is this Trabzon high school
in the city center.
265
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,680
Yes.
266
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,400
-If you turn your back to it...
-Yes.
267
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,160
...and walk about hundred meters...
268
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:29,400
...you will see a high voltage
power line with tall poles.
269
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,120
-Do you know those hodja?
-Yes I do.
270
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,240
May those shove it up your ass.
271
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,400
This is my test with technology.
272
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,640
I am sorry dear Sebahat but...
273
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,560
....fuck this channel
and this show of yours.
274
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,480
-You will get the channel shut down.
-I don’t care if they shut it down.
275
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,840
Screw them if they don’t.
276
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,000
Nobody asks me a decent question.
277
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,480
Who should I ask?
278
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,360
You turned this channel into a nuthouse.
279
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,320
See I told you,
I was going to bring him down...
280
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,280
...and I did. I got the channel
shut down as well.
281
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,760
You are like FCC.
282
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,440
Metin, your father called.
You have become a business man.
283
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,680
Let’s hope for the best.
284
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,560
How much do you make in a week?
285
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,000
50 liras. Small businesses are finished.
286
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,240
I will talk to my father as well.
287
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,360
I missed you.
288
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200
What is going on my child?
289
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,440
Nothing.
290
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,920
If you are drinking the wine of love
and you should,...
291
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,960
...you need to be careful...
292
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,760
...where and whom you are drinking it with.
293
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,640
Wine is the same wine but...
294
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,080
...if you drink it on the road
you will get drunk.
295
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,520
If you drink it by a fireplace...
296
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,880
...you will be a romantic.
297
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,040
If you drink it under the sun,
you will be screwed.
298
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,920
Have you stayed under
the sun for too long?
299
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,840
Are you in love with the impossible?
300
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,760
Don’t be sad.
301
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,480
-Did Romeo give up on Juliet?
-He didn’t.
302
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,360
-Didn't Adam follow Eve?
-He did.
303
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,760
Was Antony afraid of
fighting for Cleopatra?
304
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:45,960
He wasn’t.
305
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,640
-How about blond Recep from Tonya?
-Who is blond Recep from Tonya?
306
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,520
You don’t know him, right?
307
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,640
He gave up on his love right away.
308
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,200
He said there was no problem.
He is still chopping wood.
309
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Doganspor soccer club will make you proud...
310
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,960
...it is coming soon.
311
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,080
That mandate will be
brought to this table.
312
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,920
-Welcome.
-People have gone mad Asiye.
313
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,400
You are not taking it easy either.
You got the channel shut down.
314
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:31,600
Don’t you see? They must have
added viagra to drinking water.
315
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,520
People’s minds are in their underwears.
They look at earth from there.
316
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,520
If you ask them,
“What do you expect from life?”
317
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,000
They would say,
“There is Pluto in our galaxy,
318
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,320
that woman’s underwear is sexy.
319
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,000
Do I look like I provide
technical support?
320
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,280
Why do all the malfunctioned ones find me?
321
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,800
I am going to bed.
322
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,840
Pull up at a convenient side of the road.
323
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,360
What is it, president?
324
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,000
What was I saying?
325
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:18,720
You shouted, “The future is in the skies”
then you sang a folk song.
326
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,520
-Really?
-You sang it well.
327
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,360
It is getting late.
328
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,760
We will drive you home.
329
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,120
No way!
330
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,240
I drop all you had drunk...
331
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,880
...in my ear.
332
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,880
I will take the alcohol they had drunk...
333
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,000
...in the bar next door to go.
334
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,640
Give the president a round of applause.
335
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,600
Well done president!
336
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,960
He fell.
337
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,040
Asiye, don’t you hear it?
338
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,520
Stop.
339
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,560
I will ask you something.
340
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,080
Where is the house of contractor Ahmet?
341
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,400
You are contractor Ahmet.
342
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,560
Stop.
343
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,520
Did I ask you who contractor Ahmet was?
344
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,560
I asked you where his house was.
345
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,640
Get lost!
346
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,320
Where did he go at this hour?
347
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,920
Lift your foot while you are peeing.
348
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,200
Did a coup happen?
349
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,440
That prick played a joke on me.
350
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,000
-Hello.
-Hello.
351
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,920
Who are you?
It is the middle of the night.
352
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,600
What was that?
353
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,080
My head is aching.
354
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,720
-Where is Nur?
-She went to the bakery to buy bread.
355
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,640
Which bakery?
356
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,480
Bakery of hodja’s?
357
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,840
No way. She went to another bakery.
358
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,760
Don’t make me nervous.
359
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,200
You won’t buy a bread or a bagel
or a breadstick...
360
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,160
...not even a bread crumb from that guy.
361
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,080
-Got it?
-Got it.
362
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,520
Be careful, go easy on the peel.
363
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,760
Didn’t you buy nine loaves
of bread yesterday?
364
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,000
When did you finish those?
365
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,880
I am eating them.
366
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:33,480
Hodja is the president,
Doganspor is the champion!
367
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:40,640
Hodja is the president,
Doganspor is the champion!
368
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,960
What are you doing?
369
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,880
I will smash your head with this peel.
Put me down!
370
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,960
Put me down.
371
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,280
What president?
Put me down!
372
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,000
Well done Idris, congratulations.
373
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,920
You are being a lazy ass
and doing nothing.
374
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,600
Don’t say that, my president.
375
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,720
Fucking hodja.
376
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,480
You are still looking,
do something İdris.
377
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,680
Dude!
378
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,800
Well done, you fixed everything
by yelling “dude”.
379
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,640
What am I supposed to do, my president?
380
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,000
-What happened to the car?
-It is slipping.
381
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,680
-Where is it slipping?
-It is slipping upwards.
382
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,920
To hell with the car!
383
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,920
Some people should see the flood of
emotions and undefinable enthusiasm.
384
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,320
We just fired the guns,
when was he put into a coffin?
385
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,920
Hold on, move off!
386
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,720
Screw the guy who caused this mess and
387
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,280
the midwife who warmed
water before he was born...
388
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,680
...and the motorcycle which carried that
gas tube to warm water...
389
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,680
...and that filling station attendant
who pumped gas in his motorcycle’s tank...
390
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,880
...and the factory that
manifactured his shoes...
391
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,680
...and the dam that carries electricity
to that factory...
392
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,400
...and that engineer
who lifted the power switch--
393
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,040
I won’t let you become a president.
394
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,160
To hell with you and your presidency!
395
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,880
If you had some intelligence,
you would be an imbecile.
396
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Please help us carry him.
397
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,960
We thought there was only one candidate,
are there three of them now?
398
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,400
Who are you?
Is there another candidate?
399
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,880
-Screw this election!
-My sentiments exactly.
400
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,840
Brother Ahmet, I am not a candidate.
401
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,680
Hodja, I need to tell you something.
402
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,400
-This is not the right time.
-Please hodja.
403
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,560
I beg you for God’s sake.
404
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,920
We couldn’t hold a funeral.
Can you help us out?
405
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,680
The other hodja was on sick leave.
We didn’t know what to do.
406
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,760
-How was the deceased?
-He was a good man.
407
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,640
He was an ass.
408
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,640
-How was the deceased?
-He was a good man.
409
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,160
He was a bastard.
410
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,920
-How was the deceased?
-He was a good man.
411
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,440
I will shit right in the middle of
his face.
412
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,400
-Do you give your blessings?
-We do.
413
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,680
That’s my blessing.
414
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,840
-Do you give your blessings?
-We do.
415
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,000
If he has my blessing,
let it come out of his ass.
416
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,600
Give your blessing, fucker.
417
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,200
Hodja, I owe him some money.
He got angry at me...
418
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,080
...and said if I had died, he wouldn’t
have given his blessings to me.
419
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,960
We played a joke on him.
We tested him.
420
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,040
If I really die, this faggot won’t
give his blessings to me.
421
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,600
Hakki, Hakki.
422
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,520
If you didn’t die, give
your blessings to me
423
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,280
otherwise I won’t give
my blessings to you.
424
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,040
Screw your joke.
425
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,880
Hit him.
426
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,760
Walk, walk, walk.
427
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,600
He passed out.
428
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,560
He is joking.
429
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,840
-Hodja.
-What?
430
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,640
-I am sorry but I will ask you something.
-Go ahead.
431
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,800
How much does it cost to wash a corpse?
432
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,040
If he is really dead, it costs 200 liras.
If he has passed out, he can’t be washed.
433
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,240
If you are joking,
I will fuck your grandma.
434
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,160
-What are you carrying?
-We are carrying dowry.
435
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,360
Hodja, 200 liras is too much.
436
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,280
They are washing a 20 meter long truck
for 20 liras.
437
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,440
What is the difference?
438
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,520
We plug it up with cotton,
they plug it up with threadwaste.
439
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,720
Who said, “Shouldn’t the deceased
get some fresh village air?”
440
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,400
Our new march is ready, right?
441
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,680
It is. It is written,
composed and arranged by me.
442
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800
-Come on.
-You are ready?
443
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,640
Give me a D minor.
444
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,280
-And two, three, four, five, six--
-Cut the crap, Idris.
445
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,600
Three.
446
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,480
There are all kinds of presidents
but I will die for Ahmet.
447
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,080
Hodja became my enemy
because I love Ahmet.
448
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,120
My Ahmet, my kind president.
449
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,880
My Ahmet, my beautiful fellow.
450
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,400
My Ahmet, my beautiful fellow.
451
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,160
My Ahmet, my fellow.
452
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,440
Stop, stop.
453
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,520
-This is a fucked up march.
-Fucked up.
454
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,840
Yes, fucked up.
455
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,240
Idris, are you turned on by me?
456
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,320
Dude, you don’t mention Doganspor
not even once in this march.
457
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,080
Get out, get out!
458
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,800
-Doganspor--
-Fuck off!
459
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,760
I got it uncle Ali Osman.
460
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,280
Get over there and unbotton your pants.
I will examine you.
461
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,400
You wait outside.
462
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,720
-I unbottoned my pants.
-Drop your pants.
463
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,640
Other doctors tell me to take my
shirt off and lie down on the gurney.
464
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,400
You tell me to drop my pants.
465
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,680
This is how it is done uncle Ali Osman.
Drop them.
466
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,040
Why don’t you examine me on the gurney?
467
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,480
I can’t check your prostate on a gurney.
468
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,640
Lower your underwear.
469
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,920
Doctor has bad intentions.
470
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,560
Come on uncle Ali Osman.
Turn your back and lower them.
471
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,800
Don’t clench.
472
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,880
If you clench your muscles,
you will hurt yourself.
473
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,400
I am complaining about my urine
but you are examining irrelevant places.
474
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,720
Prostate exam is an internal examination
of the rectum, uncle Ali Osman.
475
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,360
Listen to me.
Relax, don’t clench.
476
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,840
Do you remember uncle Ali Osman...
477
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,040
...when I was little, my ball
was kicked into your nut garden.
478
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,240
You pulled my ear.
479
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,400
You had hurt me so much.
480
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,120
Do you remember?
481
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,280
Your grandma...
482
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,320
Don’t clench, relax. It will hurt less.
483
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,840
I am checking out your prostate now.
484
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,240
I am asking him if he is alright.
485
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,720
I am asking him if he is full or empty.
486
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,520
Done.
487
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,320
It is done but I am screwed.
488
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,880
Doctor, please don’t tell others
how you examine.
489
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,240
Thank you anyway.
490
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,680
Don’t worry uncle Ali Osman.
I won’t tell anyone.
491
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,880
How is your mother?
492
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,520
My mother passed away last year
uncle Ali Osman.
493
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,040
My condolences.
494
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,480
She must have died out of misery.
495
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,200
She probably thought her son was a doctor.
496
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,320
-Welcome.
-Thank you.
497
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,600
-How is your grandma?
-She is fine.
498
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,160
-Your mother?
-She is fine, too.
499
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,040
Send my regards.
500
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,400
Don’t worry.
501
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,720
Miss Meryem, is alum ready?
My dad has been so horny.
502
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,640
It is ready.
503
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,600
-How much is this?
-15 liras.
504
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,360
-Get well soon.
-Excuse me?
505
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,200
Get well soon Mr. Ali Osman.
506
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,200
Thank you.
507
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,360
There is nothing to do about it.
My son has prostatitis.
508
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,080
Isn’t there a restroom around here?
509
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,960
A father’s heart can’t bare to see
his son shitting in open space.
510
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,480
I will hold it dad. Don’t worry.
511
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,120
He is like a sprinkler
which goes off all the time.
512
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,760
It took him so long to talk about his pee.
513
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,000
-Walk, damn it walk!
-Let’s get going. Take care.
514
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,320
Bye.
515
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,280
1 lira.
516
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,040
Okay.
517
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,560
Hello.
518
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,160
What?
519
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,360
Local or foreign.
520
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,680
Local.
521
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,200
Junk.
522
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,040
Private parts.
523
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,480
Only junk.
524
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,840
Head.
525
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,600
President. You are asking
if I am becoming a president.
526
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,120
I am not.
527
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,320
Hello.
528
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,480
Give me one of those melons.
529
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,280
My head doesn’t function
until I eat some melon.
530
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,360
What is this gethammel?
Melon from Kirkagac?
531
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,240
-Yes dad.
-Give me two of those.
532
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,480
Give them to me.
533
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,960
How much do they cost?
534
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,600
20.
535
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,840
22.
536
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,160
And a half.
537
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,200
Make it 22 or 23.
You will get on my nerves one day...
538
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,120
...and I will slap you into next week.
539
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,240
Ugly ass mofo.
540
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,560
Take this.
541
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,840
Keep that.
542
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,800
Good appetite dad.
It is payback time.
543
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,000
Come, come to gethammel melon.
544
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,440
Hello.
545
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,200
It is God’s greeting, what’s going on?
546
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,480
Hello.
547
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,440
This is a sign of prickness.
548
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,600
Hello.
549
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,200
There goes another prick!
550
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,560
Shitbag, wanker.
551
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,680
Hello.
552
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,360
Yuksel, get me some tea.
553
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,680
I am out of tea.
554
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,200
-Linden tea?
-I don’t sell it.
555
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,520
-Kool-aid?
-I don’t like it.
556
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,720
-Kephir?
-I don’t use it.
557
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,080
-Cappuccino?
-Why?
558
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,760
I wanted to be annoying.
559
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,080
That shitbag is giving me attitude.
560
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,640
My fellow citizens!
561
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,560
You know I made my candidacy public...
562
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,840
...before tail wags the dog.
563
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,240
Applause!
564
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,760
If you vote for me...
565
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,400
...Doganspor soccer club will be
small Barcelona.
566
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,520
Applause!
567
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,080
What is Barcelona?
568
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,600
-Shit!
-Applause!
569
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,680
-Shit!
-Applause!
570
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,320
Barcelona will be small Doganspor.
571
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,800
Applause!
572
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,320
Guys, according to recent news...
573
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,160
...Samuel Eto’o is finished.
574
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,280
Screw that.
575
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,880
Applause, applause!
576
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,640
Take this.
577
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Add some more.
578
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,640
Add more so that he doesn’t get hyped up.
579
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,000
If I add some more, my father in law
will be my mother in law.
580
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,120
Don’t worry.
Add some more.
581
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,880
-Ok, fine.
-Mix it.
582
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,600
Okay, go inside. Play it cool.
583
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,120
-Did you mark it?
-I did. In my mind.
584
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,280
This one is with alum,
this one is regular.
585
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,000
This one is with alum,
this one is regular.
586
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,000
Enough, enough.
I am not eating anymore.
587
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,600
Let him eat.
588
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,840
What are you doing?
589
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,280
Ali Osman.
590
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,600
Don’t look at me like that Asiye...
591
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,960
...with that much alum,
even a car jack won’t lift.
592
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,360
Ummiye is coming tomorrow,
I will have to wet my hair again.
593
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,440
It is not getting up.
594
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,080
-Limp dick.
-Limp dick?
595
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,760
Ahmet...
596
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,800
...you are a candidate, it is fine...
597
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,720
...but why do you want to
become a president?
598
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,440
Being a president is prestigious.
599
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,400
Being a president means
having important friends.
600
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:04,840
You...
601
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,320
-...will be the first lady.
-First lady my ass!
602
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,560
You will act like one from now on.
603
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,560
You won’t interfere with common people.
604
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,920
I don’t want to name people
in the middle of this bed...
605
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,080
...and offend anyone but...
606
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,360
...you will stay away from
people like Asiye.
607
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,280
-Got it?
-Got it.
608
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,800
Well done.
609
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,800
Good night!
610
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,360
He can't get enough of it.
611
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,680
Kadir, I wish we could always be together.
612
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,000
We will. What were you thinking?
613
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,840
Choke on it, if you go to that
mansion and drink tea without me.
614
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,400
What are you talking about?
615
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,720
A sip of tea I drink without you
may water my grave.
616
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,720
You love talking nonsense.
Give me your hand.
617
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,840
-Why did we come here, Zeki?
-Why?
618
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,360
He used to love drinking tea here.
619
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,920
He would call from Germany
and ask for tea.
620
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,240
Shouldn’t he drink a glass of tea
now that we are here?
621
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,520
Bro, what is gethammel?
622
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,960
It is a melon that gets you hammered.
Get-ham-mel.
623
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,480
-How much is the 35 cl?
-20.
624
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,160
Give me one.
625
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,280
-Asiye.
-What?
626
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,040
Your hair is wet again.
627
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,840
Hodja is being naughty.
628
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,120
Ummiye, I can’t breathe.
629
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,200
This is more than a melon,
this is like Turkish delight.
630
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,400
No problem.
631
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,560
I didn’t deserve any of this, Asiye.
632
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,880
-What didn’t you deserve?
-I don’t remember now.
633
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,800
But I didn’t deserve any of this.
634
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,080
I should have bought that red dress.
635
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,720
-Which red dress?
-Which red dress?
636
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,720
I feel so hot.
637
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,560
Asiye...
638
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,720
...this air condition squeaks like a car.
639
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,400
What are we going to do
about Nur and Kadir?
640
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,480
While our men are scuffling,
they get caught up in the middle...
641
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,600
...we can’t unite the lovers.
642
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,880
Okay.
643
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,680
First, we need to ask for her
hand in marriage.
644
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,400
What if they don’t give her away?
645
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,160
We will ask for hand
in marriage from you.
646
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,320
If we don’t give her,
we’ll kidnap her.
647
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,480
What?
648
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,760
If we don’t give her,
let’s run away Asiye.
649
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,960
-Should I cut the other melon?
-Come on.
650
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,760
-Then we will go to the bazaar.
-We will.
651
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,680
It is so hot.
652
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,760
Asiye...
653
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,600
...what is wrong with this air condition?
Now it squeaks like a TV.
654
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,560
My head.
655
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,880
-Shall we take a selfie, Idris?
-Selfie, with the president?
656
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,360
Give me your phone, president!
657
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:41,240
Screw this poster on the wall and
the constructor who built it...
658
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,240
...and the tree of which this
handle of throwel is made of...
659
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,320
...and beak of the bird that
roosts on that branch--
660
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,920
Hold on for a second. You can finish
your sentence later on.
661
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,760
You are our only hope.
662
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,840
I don’t get it, what am I?
663
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,760
Jedi mind trick the hodja!
664
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,840
Hodja should try the patience of Ahmet.
665
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:03,600
Umit, if you pull this off, I will buy
your season tickets of Avni Aker.
666
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,240
-Really?
-Yes.
667
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,400
Okay.
668
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,720
Okay, okay.
We will see.
669
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,200
Are you crazy?
670
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,080
What happened to them?
671
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,520
Ummiye!
672
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,680
Ahmet, blow on it.
673
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,720
I will blow on you once we get home.
Don’t worry.
674
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,800
What is up with you?
675
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,320
You smell like as
if you had soaked in vodka.
676
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,880
-Did you drink Asiye?
-No Ahmet, Mr. Alcohol!
677
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,400
Don’t shout!
678
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,320
I got it.
679
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,800
Get a hold of yourself!
680
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,800
What is going on? Are you hot and heavy?
681
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,720
You are a filthy drunk.
682
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,880
Didn’t I tell you not to get
involved with common people?
683
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,760
I am not.
684
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,200
Is that so?
685
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,440
She is going crazy because her husband
is not running as a candidate.
686
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,040
It is not that he can’t, he won’t.
687
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,960
That’s what she is saying.
Yeah right!
688
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,880
Asiye.
689
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,560
If you get angry with someone,
take a deep breath.
690
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,440
-You won’t become a president, hodja?
-I won’t.
691
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,600
Contractor Ahmet is telling the truth.
692
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:48,720
What did he say?
693
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,120
He said you didn’t
know shit about football.
694
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,440
What the hell is he talking about?
I even trained a team.
695
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,040
He says you can’t even
train your private parts.
696
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,440
I won’t be a president.
Don’t push me.
697
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,360
He said you didn't have the guts.
698
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,200
-Enough.
-He said it wasn’t enough.
699
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,040
He said he would stick his hand
up your ass and...
700
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,080
...you would walk around looking like
a jug. He said you should smarten up.
701
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,120
If you are still angry,
count from 1 to 10.
702
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:14,200
10. What are you saying, dickhead?
703
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,520
I can’t get the key out.
704
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,000
Hodja.
705
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,600
What are you doing?
706
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:51,120
I will kiss you.
707
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,320
My golden haired,
rosy cheeked man.
708
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,760
My corn flour man.
709
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,880
I love that belly of yours.
710
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,040
Are you crazy? What are you doing?
711
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,960
My father will see us. Look what you
are doing in the middle of the house.
712
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,240
Have you been drinking?
Are you drunk?
713
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,960
Hodja...
714
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,200
...I threw up in the sink in our bedroom.
715
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,120
What? There is no sink in our bedroom.
716
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,720
No problem.
717
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,240
Are you going to be a candidate?
718
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,280
-I said I wouldn't.
-You will.
719
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,640
-I won’t.
-You will.
720
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,560
You won’t bring disgrace on me.
721
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,720
I will persuade you.
722
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:37,840
What are you doing?
723
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,400
-Won’t you run as a candidate?
-I won’t.
724
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,320
-You will.
-I won’t.
725
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,920
You will.
726
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,680
Then go and whet the spare axe.
727
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,000
You will chop woods with your father
until you run as a candidate.
728
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:48,680
When hodja was young
and had no sense.
729
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:53,640
He took a whiz on
an electric fence.
730
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,080
Fine, change it!
731
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,920
It stung his dick and
shocked his balls...
732
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,640
...and made him
shit in his overalls.
733
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,040
Fine, go on!
734
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,560
Let’s get contractor
Ahmet elected...
735
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,040
...if hodja runs as a candidate,
may his ass be appreciated.
736
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,800
Go on!
737
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,040
The result of this election
is already known,...
738
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,480
...the will of the people
has clearly been shown.
739
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,680
Let’s get together with
contractor Ahmet,...
740
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,320
...so this bitterness may pass
and hodja can kiss my ass.
741
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,000
Come on.
742
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,640
Are you coming to
buy bread in the evening?
743
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,160
Kadir, am I always going to come
to this bakery to see you?
744
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,360
What else can we do?
745
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,560
Kadir, I have tons of bread at home.
746
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,200
There is no place to store them anymore.
747
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,360
I have been eating bread
from morning to evening.
748
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,600
I already weigh 200 pounds.
749
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,520
You are exaggerating.
750
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,920
-Kadir.
-What?
751
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,040
You need to ask for my hand in marriage.
752
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,040
-How are your mothers?
-They are fine.
753
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,760
-Send my regards.
-We will.
754
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,880
Uncle Ali Osman.
755
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,520
-Welcome.
-Thank you.
756
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,960
Uncle Ali Osman, hodja is not
running as a candidate.
757
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,960
You know how stubborn he is.
758
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,800
-Team is in trouble.
-What is going on?
759
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,160
Come and and see for yourself.
760
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,880
Go ahead.
761
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,160
He already let go off
the youth football team.
762
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,360
Uncle Ali Osman, children
are playing on the street.
763
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,520
Do you see these houses, uncle Ali Osman?
764
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,200
Contractor Ahmet got them built...
765
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,120
...two years ago.
766
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:36,120
If the houses he constructs
are in this condition,...
767
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:40,600
...God knows what will happen to
the team he will be managing.
768
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,160
We wanted you to see it for
yourself uncle Ali Osman.
769
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,200
He is not interested
in becoming a president,
770
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,880
he's interested in this building.
771
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,200
Exactly.
772
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,880
He might even name our country
as Republic of Contractor Ahmet.
773
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,080
Everyone is talking about...
774
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,600
...the matches he already fixed.
775
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,760
What did you say?
776
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,280
Say something to your son,
uncle Ali Osman.
777
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,800
Only you can persuade him.
778
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,480
Got it, got it.
779
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,960
Get out.
780
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,720
-I have to talk to you.
-What’s up?
781
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,040
I still remember season 1983-84.
782
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,600
Trabzon was a champion
with 50 points.
783
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,120
All 50 points were halal.
784
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,880
You will be the president of Doganspor.
785
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,480
-Don’t ask that from me.
-I am not asking.
786
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,120
As your father I am ordering you.
787
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,960
Dad please! I am angry with these people.
788
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,400
People are out of joint.
789
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,200
You will break your fast just because
you are angry with some infidels.
790
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,120
Is this who you are?
791
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,440
Everyone says you don’t have the guts.
792
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,560
As far as I know,
you are only afraid of God.
793
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,200
Who doesn’t have the guts?
794
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,280
-Have I asked for anything from you
until today? -You didn’t.
795
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,200
For the first and last time,
I will ask you to become the president.
796
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,640
You will take care of this club
and the children of this town.
797
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,600
Otherwise, I won’t give you my blessings.
798
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,440
-Take this.
-What is this, dad?
799
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,440
I was saving this for my future wife
in case I got married.
800
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,560
You need it more than I do.
801
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,160
This is the money I kept for my shroud.
802
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,320
Candidacy costs a lot of money.
803
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,600
Okay?
804
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,080
Is that okay, president?
805
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,040
-Give me your blessings.
-I already did.
806
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,840
What is this?
807
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,840
So I am scared, ha?
808
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,160
You are so scared that
you will shit your pants.
809
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,800
So you are a real man?
810
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,240
He is the manliest man of all men.
811
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,840
-A real man.
-Get it away from me!
812
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,040
Are you a man of your word?
813
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:37,560
If I gave zakat of manhood,
you would both become real men.
814
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,920
You will buy the
soccer club, burden it
815
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,840
with debt then you will
launder your money.
816
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,640
Never mind money but
you will demolish that beautiful...
817
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,240
...300 year old historical building
and build a skyscaper instead.
818
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,960
There is your skyscraper!
819
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,400
This behaviour doesn't suit you!
You are an Islamic leader.
820
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,760
Let everyone hear
821
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:59,000
from now on I will run as a candidate for
the presidency of Doganspor soccer club.
822
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,600
If the deceased had lived,
he would have run as a candidate as well.
823
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:10,720
Hodja is the president,
Doganspor is the champion!
824
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,240
Hodja, wait for the payback time.
825
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,440
I will first eat anzer honey then you.
826
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,080
What are you looking for daddy?
Tell me and I’ll find it.
827
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,960
Am I an imbecile?
Do you think I can’t find it?
828
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,480
-Stay out of it!
-Let me help you dad.
829
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,920
Get out of my way!
830
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,040
Didn’t I put anzer honey in this cabinet?
831
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,280
Ahmet, it is not the right time
to eat anzer honey.
832
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,680
In the middle of the night?
833
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,080
Lose the grin woman!
834
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,720
It is the perfect timing!
835
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,760
Hodja has become a candidate.
836
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,200
I need to be more dynamic and energetic.
837
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,600
I forbid you to ever...
838
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:24,240
...eat bread in this house.
839
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,720
You won’t see Kadir again.
840
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,360
It is over!
841
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,680
What can I do?
842
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,240
Anzer honey.
843
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,240
Screw the one who told me you were born!
844
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,960
-I’d like to congratulate you.
-Is that so?
845
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,360
-Hodja the President.
-What?
846
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,640
You can take that axe back to coal cellar.
847
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:15,400
We have given a long break because
of alum, elections, this and that.
848
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,720
-Let’s catch up.
-Let’s do that.
849
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,640
-Come on.
-Go ahead.
850
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,200
Don’t walk, run!
851
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,280
Dad.
852
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,720
What are you doing, dad?
853
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,920
-What are you saying? Speak up.
-I am asking what you are doing.
854
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,280
What is going on?
855
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:04,160
He has gone out of hand
but I know where to take him.
856
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,480
Dad, stop. Shame on you.
857
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,320
This one in my left hand is not working
but my boner is still as hard as a rock.
858
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,080
He is waiting for the hunting season.
859
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,840
This is the last time
I am getting myself fingered.
860
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:05,560
Mr. Ali Osman, please stand straight.
861
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,160
-No fingering?
-No.
862
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,280
I will examine your penis.
863
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,120
Doctor...
864
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,520
...you don’t need a magnifying glass.
865
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:46,040
If you play with him a little longer,
he will get bigger.
866
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:57,120
She is light-handed.
867
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,440
Who am I going to believe now?
868
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,200
If what I experienced today is
real medicine and positive science...
869
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,720
...what was that ass fingering
prick doing to me?
870
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:13,480
May God keep doctors
like her close to my penis.
871
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,200
Science is positive
when she is grabbing but
872
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,080
it is negative when
he is fingering, right?
873
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,600
This makes me look fat.
874
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,480
Does this come with vertical stripes?
875
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,040
It does. Let’s take a look.
876
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,560
Hodja will become
a president in a few days.
877
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:31,040
I need to be more elegant
as a first lady. Right?
878
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,880
Minx!
879
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:38,480
She is dreaming without
looking at the size of her ass.
880
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,640
Look at your own ass.
It is like Sedan chair.
881
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:42,800
What?
882
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,360
She didn’t get it.
883
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,520
Your ass hit the ceiling.
884
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:50,240
But every rise has a fall, Ummiye!
885
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,360
Asiye, who is that woman next to you?
886
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,720
Oh, that’s you.
887
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,640
Idiot, I am big boned.
888
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,840
No, it should be oedema.
889
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,560
She is around 5’ 7’’ but not in length.
In width.
890
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,960
-Mom, please!
-Stay out of it.
891
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,880
Nur, tell your mom that...
892
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,200
...because of jealousy
she will have no nails left to bite.
893
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:22,000
You didn’t use to let every
tom, dick and harry in here.
894
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,560
What is going on?
895
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,560
Have animal rights activists
insisted on it?
896
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,320
-Ummiye.
-Asiye.
897
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,280
I won’t lower myself to your level.
898
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:34,800
I won’t.
899
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,680
I won’t.
900
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,800
Screw you.
901
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,080
-Hello, how are you doing?
-Hello hodja, welcome. How are you?
902
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,560
Thank you, my brother.
903
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,480
Give me a strong knife.
904
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,040
Hello, how is everything going?
905
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,160
I got you a knife. Watch out,
don’t cut yourselves.
906
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,680
Life has almost stopped in Trabzon.
907
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,440
Everyone is fixed on the same question.
908
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,040
Who will be the president of Doganspor?
909
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,360
We interviewed people before election.
910
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,240
Let’s see what people
on the street are saying.
911
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,680
Hodja?
912
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,560
He can’t get my vote.
Maybe he can get the head of my penis.
913
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,000
No, I won’t give that either.
914
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,520
Hodja can’t do shit.
915
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,720
I will almost swear at his family,
his past...
916
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:27,320
...his grandma and his father.
917
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,240
God damn the woman who gave birth to him.
918
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,040
Where did he come from?
He can’t get any votes.
919
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,600
We will vote for contractor Ahmet.
920
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,240
Hodja can’t even become
a fourth player of rummikum.
921
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,760
We are not delegates.
We are coming from Germany.
922
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:41,080
-Are you a delegate, Lemi?
-I am not.
923
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,160
I am from Yomra.
924
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:45,680
Not at all.
925
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:49,200
Never mind the president,
how is your mother?
926
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,080
I am calling out to my people.
927
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:55,560
We will present a very big project...
928
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:59,280
...for Doganspor and
our people including the hodja...
929
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,920
...with the participation of our minister.
930
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:06,000
I am very proud to announce it
on TV that...
931
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:11,400
...Sabri Sarioglu’s transfer from
Galatasaray has been finalized.
932
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,920
Applause!
933
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,000
But he couldn’t join us today because...
934
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,000
...he couldn’t figure out the
right time to be in our city.
935
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,800
We organized welcoming ceremonies for him...
936
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,840
...in 6 different cities
just to be on the safe side.
937
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,960
Fuck off!
938
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,680
What project? What has he been up to?
939
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:38,320
Well done. May it be beneficial
to you all. Don’t mention it.
940
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:43,040
You have been vilifying hodja very well.
Now it is our turn.
941
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,760
-We did our best.
-Well done, well done.
942
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,160
Look at me Idris. Our surprise is ready
for the evening, right?
943
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,080
-It is ready.
-Well done.
944
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,880
-This money is torn.
-Sod off!
945
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,240
Son of a bitch.
946
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,320
Dad, what are you doing?
947
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,920
My dear Meryem...
948
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,920
...it is so hard to be lonely, right?
949
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:12,960
-A man needs warmness of a woman...
-Dad.
950
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:18,040
I mean a life partner...
951
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,400
...a boob or something...
952
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,560
Dad.
953
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:26,080
A man needs two big
boobs to lean his head on...
954
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,480
It is best to leave.
955
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,880
-I mean a man needs to lean his head on...
-Dad.
956
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,720
Dad, what are you doing?
957
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,480
Grandson, I am desperate.
958
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,440
I am showing her all my moves
but she is not paying any attention.
959
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,360
Hit me with the new stuff.
I can’t wrap my mind around it.
960
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,600
I won’t forget this favour of yours.
961
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,600
Don’t mention it. We will hook you up
with your lady friend tonight.
962
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,120
If you ask me what I am...
963
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,840
...I have only one title.
964
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,040
I am human.
965
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,600
Everything else is a lie.
966
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:16,960
We are all humans after all.
967
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:20,000
Our end hundred percent
involves a cotton up the ass.
968
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:24,120
-We have a call.
-Let’s take it.
969
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,920
Hodja, I am a traffic police...
970
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,360
...the other day I stopped a man.
I found a wine bottle on him.
971
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,720
I didn’t have the tube with me
so I couldn’t make him blow.
972
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:33,720
I gave him a fine even though
I wasn’t sure.
973
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,800
Does it count as a sin?
But he had his murder weapon with him.
974
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,520
-You should have given him
a fine based on adultery.
-Why?
975
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,840
He had his murder weapon on him as well.
976
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,200
-We have another call, hodja.
-Let’s take it.
977
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,400
Contractor Ahmet is the answer.
978
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,720
Take the trouble and
vote for Ahmet the contractor.
979
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:58,480
What is this?
980
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:02,080
There is a product placement in this show.
We are getting so many ads.
981
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,400
But when I place something,
channel gets shut down.
982
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,520
Your candidate Ahmet Suren,
heart healing gentleman.
983
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,600
If the team is in trouble,
call Ahmet the contractor.
984
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,640
Ahmet, contractor Ahmet.
985
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,760
Not a president but
a real Turkish delight.
986
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,480
To hell with you and your president...
987
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:22,160
-We have another call, hodja.
-Let’s take it. Go ahead.
988
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,560
Hodja, is it a sin if I show him
but don’t let him touch?
989
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,360
You committed a sin against both of you.
990
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:27,600
Hang up!
991
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,200
I am sorry hodja.
992
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,520
Hodja, I have been
waiting for a long time.
993
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:33,680
Go ahead my brother.
994
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,240
Hodja, do you know the owner of the car
with 61 FN 156 license plate?
995
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,920
-Why?
-He needs to move his car.
996
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,040
My team mates and I got together.
997
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:44,000
We will install hardwood flooring
in apartment 24 on Karanfil street.
998
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:48,440
I will come over there and
floor you 24 times on Karanfil street.
999
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:52,360
If you give your vote to hodja today,
God knows what you will give him tomorrow.
1000
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,840
Screw your president
and your commercial.
1001
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,480
Grandpa, I will say it first
then you will repeat.
1002
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,640
That’s it, okay?
1003
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,040
Okay grandson, okay.
Show me what you got.
1004
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,560
Let me get her attention first.
1005
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,600
She walks in beauty,
like the night.
1006
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:23,000
Of cloudless climes
and starry skies,...
1007
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:29,640
And all that’s best
of dark and bright
1008
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:33,520
Meet in Meryem’s
aspect and her eyes;
1009
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,280
You rock grandpa.
1010
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,480
It feels like,
I have been alone for years.
1011
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,960
And Meryem is so beautiful.
It hurts.
1012
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,760
Okay grandpa, get to the point.
1013
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,880
Roses are red...
1014
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,640
...Violets are blue...
1015
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,680
...Rhyming is hard...
1016
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,800
...Like I am for you.
1017
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,960
I mean, I’ve never met anyone
as beautiful as you...
1018
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,280
...you will never find another
love like mine, Meryem.
1019
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,240
She is getting into mood.
Come on, grandson.
1020
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,800
Ali Osman says, "let’s share the life
and live shoulder to shoulder."
1021
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:14,920
What?
1022
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,440
Whatever.
1023
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,520
Ali Osman says,
"let’s share the bed and...
1024
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,560
...you always put your legs
up on my shoulder."
1025
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,040
What?
1026
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,760
Why did you make her swear?
1027
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:29,440
Miss Meryem, give your heart to me
and I shall bury it in my soul.
1028
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:30,800
What?
1029
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,040
Whatever.
1030
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:35,680
Miss Meryem, give your ass to me
and I shall screw it all night long.
1031
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,080
What the fuck are you saying?
1032
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,200
-Fuck off, grandpa.
-What?
1033
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,640
Fuck off, get inside.
1034
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,560
-What did you do, grandpa?
-What did you do, grandson?
1035
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,680
She doesn’t appreciate
a romantic gesture but...
1036
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,600
...she is butch.
I liked this woman.
1037
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:20,240
-What’s going on Kadir? Why are you sad?
-Nothing is going on.
1038
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,960
Nothing?
1039
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,840
There is something off about you.
Tell me what is going on.
1040
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:27,800
-Brother.
-What?
1041
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:30,320
-I am leaving.
-Where are you going?
1042
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:33,280
-Wherever. I don’t know.
-Why?
1043
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,720
You are asking me why?
1044
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,000
I get it Kadir.
1045
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,200
Don’t make me face him.
1046
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,360
Do you know there are two
kinds of disasters in this world?
1047
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,680
First one is loving and not
being able to unite with your lover...
1048
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,200
...second and worse one
is loving and uniting with your lover.
1049
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:53,960
I say I am in deep shit,
you say turn your back to the sun.
1050
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,560
I made my decision.
1051
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,200
Fine. We will ask for
her hand in marriage.
1052
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,360
Really?
1053
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:05,680
Of course.
1054
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,240
-My dad has come.
-Look at me.
1055
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:15,280
Let’s kidnap her first then
we will ask for her hand in marriage.
1056
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:16,800
Just to be on the safe side.
1057
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:20,400
In the meantime, you should score as much
as you can on the night we kidnap her...
1058
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:23,120
...so that we go to an away game
with a good bargaining position.
1059
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,120
Dad, what are you doing?
Weren’t you chopping wood?
1060
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,920
My precious fellow citizens...
1061
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:34,400
...we have gathered here
together to introduce...
1062
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,240
...of a very valuable service.
1063
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,720
Our services will continue pouring.
1064
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:45,920
If you ask me, “President, what
is this service all about?”...
1065
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:48,320
...what does Ercan Taner say...
1066
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:52,040
...”Ball has met the goal net.”
1067
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:55,840
For God’s sake, what would he say,
if there wasn’t a goal net?
1068
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,840
If someone were to score, we would
never know whose house that ball went.
1069
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:05,720
-A goal net is crucially important.
-Applause!
1070
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,680
My precious fellow citizens...
1071
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,720
...Elect me...
1072
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,480
...if I don’t make this team
meet UEFA standards...
1073
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,480
-...I will shoot myself in the head.
-Fuck off.
1074
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:33,560
Keep this guy away from us.
Come on. Enough already!
1075
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:39,080
Our minister is arriving shortly...
1076
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:42,200
...he is going to take the penalty kick.
1077
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:43,760
Applause!
1078
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:53,440
You know the tradition we have
in opening ceremonies, right?
1079
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:56,840
Wherever the minister kicks the ball,
goalkeeper will jump on the opposite side.
1080
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,800
If he sees the ball is curving,
he will jump on the other side.
1081
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:01,360
You should have warned him.
1082
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,800
Idris, look at me. You have
chosen the worst goalkeeper, right?
1083
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,880
-The worst.
-Yes, the very worst.
1084
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,840
Here he comes.
1085
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,080
Zeki Ayvaz.
1086
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:25,120
Did you get one of the best goalkeepers
in the country to concede a goal?
1087
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:28,240
-I will screw...
-Here comes the minister.
1088
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,760
My minister.
1089
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,320
Welcome my minister!
1090
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:16,440
You haven’t been to official
field openings for a while.
1091
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:19,280
Your goals which feature in teasers are
just like racket--
1092
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,400
They are like rocket, president.
1093
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,320
We have been longing for
your rocket like right foot.
1094
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,480
There you go.
1095
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,120
Come on.
1096
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:48,880
There you go.
1097
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,680
Shall we call this a practice shot?
1098
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,000
Let’s not say it wasn’t a goal,...
1099
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:43,520
...let’s say you couldn’t glamorize
your football with a goal.
1100
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,840
Technical football players
can’t score a penalty kick.
1101
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:11,520
Minister...
1102
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,920
Hold on a second, excuse me.
1103
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,400
Please show some effort.
1104
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,560
Pick him up!
Pick him up, come on.
1105
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:28,560
Screw your leg.
1106
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:36,480
I want a first lady hairdo.
Hodja will be a president in a few days.
1107
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,800
-Good luck with it.
-Thank you.
1108
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,080
Thank you.
1109
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:52,960
Emine, do you offer bargain
matinee prices today?
1110
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,320
If I had known, I wouldn’t have come.
1111
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:57,880
-Mom!
-Stay out of it!
1112
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,600
Ummiye, take a seat.
1113
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,760
Okay.
1114
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:08,400
I only need to get a pedicure, dear Mahya.
1115
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:13,160
Why? Is today blacksmith’s off day?
You could have filed your hooves there.
1116
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:20,200
You should have asked this woman whether
she is having a haircut or a beard trim?
1117
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,320
-Mom, please!
-Girls, stop doing that.
1118
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,840
No problem.
1119
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:26,320
-Ummiye.
-What?
1120
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,640
I won’t lower myself to your level.
1121
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:31,280
I will screw you.
1122
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:41,040
Sit down guys.
1123
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,880
President.
1124
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:47,520
Let me see.
1125
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,240
We designed it just
the way you wanted it.
1126
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:51,280
-Contractor Ahmet.
-Nice.
1127
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:52,440
Doganspor.
1128
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,720
Fine, well done. Now
it has an air about it.
1129
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,600
-Idris, what was the mascot of our team?
-Falcon.
1130
01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:59,280
-Falcon.
-Yes.
1131
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,360
-What is a falcon?
-A bird.
1132
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,320
Galatasaray brings a lion in a cage
to the opening ceremony of the stadium.
1133
01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:09,240
Besiktas shows off with an eagle
that is flying over their stadium.
1134
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,760
If we do something like this,
presidency will be guaranteed.
1135
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,520
Let’s fly a falcon.
1136
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,400
They tried it once before.
Falcon didn’t land.
1137
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,960
Then they flew another falcon,
he was last seen in Gumushane.
1138
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,680
I don’t want any scandals, Idris.
1139
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:22,360
We need a more noble animal.
1140
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:24,480
For example?
1141
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,680
For example, an ox.
1142
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,000
An ox.
1143
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:34,720
Wait, I have a better idea.
1144
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,280
I have a God given wisdom.
1145
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:43,400
I came up with a more noble animal.
1146
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,600
What is it, president?
1147
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:54,640
It was hard but we managed it.
We took care of her.
1148
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:57,760
This is a very important step
on my way to presidency.
1149
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,760
What is this?
1150
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,480
-Ummiye, stop.
-Why?
1151
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:06,640
It is a bear, Ummiye.
1152
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:08,640
She will stay with us tonight.
1153
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,520
-Why?
-They kicked her out of the house.
1154
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:14,720
This is very influential
on the way to presidency.
1155
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,760
What is going to happen? The person
who sees this, will vote for me.
1156
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,240
Where did you find her?
1157
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:23,320
Where did we find her?
We paid for her.
1158
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,400
-For the bear?
-Yes.
1159
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,120
You stole her, right?
1160
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:32,280
No, we bumped into her.
She must have really liked Idris.
1161
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:34,520
We bought a cage from a pet shop.
1162
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,600
She liked me so much that...
1163
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:39,240
...she couldn’t hide her affection.
Look how she hugged me.
1164
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:42,640
You will sleep together tonight...
1165
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,600
...With the bear.
1166
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,520
She didn’t buy it.
1167
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:57,160
Despite all we have done, we are still
head to head with hodja.
1168
01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:58,920
People don’t appreciate our services.
1169
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,560
As if this wasn’t enough,
Celal Hekimoglu is favouring hodja.
1170
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:03,760
He will give him moral
and material support.
1171
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,840
We don’t have any option left
but to play our last card.
1172
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:09,560
-Did you prepare the gifts?
-They are ready.
1173
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:12,560
-Fine. Jasmine. My girl.
-Jasmine.
1174
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,880
Good girl, good girl.
1175
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,680
Come and give me another hug.
1176
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,800
Easy girl.
1177
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,600
-Thank you, president.
-Enjoy it.
1178
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:32,960
Thank you, my president.
1179
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:35,760
Thank you, my president.
We will vote for you.
1180
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:36,920
Thank you.
1181
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,520
Thank you, president.
We will vote for you.
1182
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:40,640
God bless you.
1183
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,880
There is no signature on this check.
1184
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,080
Congratulations, Hakan. You are a genius.
1185
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,160
I will sign them after
I get the mandate.
1186
01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:53,080
Come on, go to your home Hakan.
1187
01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:00,960
Ahmet president is a Turkish delight,
hodja is a shit magnet.
1188
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:08,520
Uncle Ali Osman, contractor
is handing out checks.
1189
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:11,640
It is 130 points to 70.
We are losing.
1190
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:21,000
-Dial this number for me.
-Okay.
1191
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:26,880
It is ringing.
1192
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:31,400
This is Ali Osman, I need you urgently.
Be here first thing in the morning.
1193
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,960
Ahmet, run! The bear is running away.
1194
01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:43,160
What did you do to drive her mad, Ummiye?
1195
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:46,920
She took a dump in bathtub. She
attacked me when I tried to clean it.
1196
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:50,000
Of course, she will take a dump.
Should she keep it inside?
1197
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,880
Jasmine, Jasmine my girl.
1198
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,400
He calls her my girl.
1199
01:25:56,640 --> 01:26:00,080
Look at me Ahmet. Make your decision.
It’s me or the bear.
1200
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:04,560
I choose the bear.
1201
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:07,400
My way to presidency
goes through the bear.
1202
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:11,080
-May God damn you.
-Sure.
1203
01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:16,520
Jasmine, my girl.
1204
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:20,840
Easy, easy girl.
1205
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:23,600
Good girl.
My vote machine.
1206
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:32,560
Hello.
1207
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,200
-Hello.
-Give us a room...
1208
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,800
...with five beds.
1209
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:42,400
We are out of rooms with five beds.
1210
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:44,320
Give us whatever you have.
1211
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:47,920
-Identity cards, please!
-Get them out.
1212
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:15,200
The reason of our visit is that...
1213
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:18,880
...these two have met...
1214
01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:21,600
-...and fallen in love with each other...
-They rubbed each other.
1215
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:23,920
-Dad, what are you doing?
-What did I say?
1216
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,200
Where was I?
1217
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:28,960
According to the command of God
and the word of the Prophet,...
1218
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:31,320
...we would like to ask for
Nur’s hand in marriage--
1219
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:33,840
And I would like to marry
hadji aunt from Akcabat.
1220
01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:36,360
We are not here for that.
What are you doing, dad?
1221
01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:38,080
We are here to ask for
Nur’s hand in marriage.
1222
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:41,360
-What is your son’s occupation?
-He is a star performer.
1223
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:44,680
In his spare time, he is an astronaut.
1224
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:46,640
He is a baker.
1225
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:48,560
A baker.
1226
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:50,640
If it is meant to be, it will.
1227
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:53,000
-It is meant to be.
-I don’t think so.
1228
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:59,520
I’d like to go to the restroom.
1229
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:12,920
Why did you come back so quickly?
1230
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,680
-Toilet was full.
-It was full?
1231
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,480
-We are all here.
-There is a sow inside.
1232
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:21,080
A bear? A sow?
How did you figure out it was a sow?
1233
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:23,600
I won’t give my daughter away.
1234
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:24,840
Hadji aunt?
1235
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:26,240
Dad, what are you doing?
1236
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,720
I would like to return from
an away game with one point.
1237
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,600
Are you still here?
1238
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:34,120
Don’t make me fire all my bullets.
Come on!
1239
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:35,760
This is not over Ahmet.
1240
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,240
He shouldn’t feel cold
in the cool of the evening.
1241
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:18,120
Yılmaz Vural?
1242
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:20,240
-Hello.
-Hello.
1243
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:23,160
-This is Ali Osman’s house, right?
-Yes, it is. What is going on?
1244
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,560
Uncle Ali Osman said
Doganspor was falling apart...
1245
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:27,680
...and he wanted me to come here urgently.
1246
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:30,520
Come on in.
Welcome.
1247
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:34,120
-Yılmaz, are you alright?
-Uncle Ali Osman, how are you?
1248
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,560
-You asked me to come. Here I am.
-Welcome.
1249
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:40,280
I forgot to ask you on the phone
yesterday. How is your mother?
1250
01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:42,760
She sent her regards.
1251
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:51,280
How can we afford Yılmaz Vural?
The club doesn’t have enough money.
1252
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:55,160
He is a man of heart,
he is not after money.
1253
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,680
Walk, walk.
1254
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,480
My God!
1255
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:27,160
Hodja is the president,
Doganspor is the champion!
1256
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:34,600
My fellow citizens...
1257
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:37,360
...I know you all wonder...
1258
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:41,280
...why I have gathered you here.
1259
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,760
Well done, applause!
1260
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:49,760
When I announced my candicacy,...
1261
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:52,880
...didn’t I say I was going to change
the unfortunate history of this club?
1262
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,080
You did.
1263
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:58,000
Didn’t I say I was going to
make sacrifices...
1264
01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:00,960
...for Doganspor’s success?
1265
01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:02,160
You did.
1266
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:06,960
Didn’t I say I would change everything
including statutory rules if I have to...
1267
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:10,280
...and shove the old rules up hodja’s ass?
1268
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:13,320
-You didn’t say that.
-I am saying it now!
1269
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:15,160
Well done, applause!
1270
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:21,880
Applause!
1271
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:28,040
My dear fellow citizens.
1272
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,840
We have gathered here today to share...
1273
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:34,440
...a very big step that has been
taken in the name of presidency.
1274
01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:36,040
Applause!
1275
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:42,120
-What was our team’s mascot?
-Falcon.
1276
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:44,600
-Falcon.
-Yes.
1277
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:47,760
-What is a falcon?
-A bird.
1278
01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:49,120
-Falcon.
-Yes.
1279
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:50,640
No, my friends.
1280
01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:54,040
We need a more noble animal.
1281
01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:57,440
Here is our new mascot...
1282
01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,400
...that we deserve...
1283
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:03,000
...she will give confidence to our friends
and spread fear to our enemies.
1284
01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:05,320
Well done, applause!
1285
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:11,840
Well done, applause!
1286
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:20,600
Contractor the president!
Contractor the president!
1287
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,880
Guys, isn’t that Yılmaz Vural?
1288
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:43,680
Doganspor is proud of you!
Doganspor is proud of you!
1289
01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:28,200
My dear friends...
1290
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:31,840
...I don’t remember why and how
I got into this election race.
1291
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:34,280
But since we are here,
I will tell you what I am hoping for.
1292
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:38,120
May our club remains decent.
1293
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:42,080
Let football win and those bears lose.
1294
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:43,880
Let this be beneficial to our town.
1295
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:56,760
Guys, the summit is so cold.
I am freezing.
1296
01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:03,560
As a matter of fact,
it feels lonely at the summit.
1297
01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:07,960
I am calling out to my dear fans...
1298
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:09,800
...let’s not get frantic with our happiness.
1299
01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:12,040
Watch out. Don’t
fire your guns.
1300
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:13,920
I don’t want anyone to
go down like ninepins.
1301
01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:22,880
I am announcing
the results of the election.
1302
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:28,080
44 votes for contractor Ahmet.
1303
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:36,560
154 votes for the hodja.
1304
01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:44,640
Hodja outscores contractor Ahmet...
1305
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:47,160
...and becomes the new president of
Doganspor.
1306
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:59,200
Hodja is the president,
Doganspor is the champion!
1307
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:11,560
-Congratulations.
-Thank you very much.
1308
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:13,280
Good luck with it.
1309
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,080
I’d like to give you
this jersey as a present.
1310
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:16,400
Thank you.
1311
01:35:17,120 --> 01:35:19,160
-Get your hands off.
-I wish you success. Good luck.
1312
01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:22,280
Thank you very much.
May this be good for all of us.
1313
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,440
Didn’t I tell you I would become
the president?
1314
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:42,640
You did.
1315
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,520
Did I?
1316
01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:48,200
You did.
1317
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:51,600
You will let Nur and Kadir get married.
1318
01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:56,480
I will give my ass to
the entire neighbourhood
1319
01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:58,600
instead of giving
my daughter away.
1320
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:04,000
You will, I see that potential in you.
1321
01:36:06,440 --> 01:36:07,840
What are you shooting, brother?
1322
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:11,080
What are we doing here?
1323
01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:15,160
Why? What is your problem?
1324
01:36:16,040 --> 01:36:17,840
Why are you looking at me like that?
1325
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:21,000
He always wanted to come here.
1326
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:24,280
Come on.
1327
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:29,000
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