Original subtitles

Where are you going girl?

Are you looking for a rainbow in the sky

You keep on going girl!

There's a good chance you can catch it if you try

So still believe in Humpty Dumptys

Tweedees and Tweedle Dumpees

Then I'll be there to help you find the way

There's a whole new world that is looking for you, big girl.

Get out there girl, and give that world a chance.

You'll find that things are really cooking for you, big girl.

It's up to you to come and join the dance.

There's a whole new world waiting for you happy girl.

Remember life is only once around.

A whole new world is waiting for the happy girl.

It's up to you to come and join the dance.

It's up to you to come and join in the dance.

Everybody's got to join the dance.

Join the dance.

A whole new world.

Hey Alice! Wait?

- Oh, I'll wait. - Hi Alice.

Some weather huh

Yeah, sure is.

Good night to go to the dance down at the Elks Club.

What do you say?

I still have a lot of work to do.

I don't mind waiting.

Not tonight William.

Why do you wear a shirt with someone else's name on it?

Alice, what's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

Yes there is.

Come on tell me.

William I'm just not the girl you are looking for, thats all.

I don't think I understand what you're trying to say.

You understand very well.

You think I don't care about you you're wrong.

I care very much.

We've been through it a hundred times.

I'm just not that kind of girl.

Who said I wanted that kind of girl?

You've made it clear any number of times.

I'm attracted to you.

You're a very attractive girl.

You got to expect me to show it.

I expect you to have control over yourself.

The body's all grown up...

but the mind is still a little girl.

Well that's the way it is.

I'm sorry if you don't like it.

Why don't you give yourself a chance?

You might see a whole new world out there.

There's nothing wrong with the world I'm living in.

There's so few people in it.

Well, it's my world and that's the way I'm going to live it.

Well I don't call that living.

It's too bad.

You're missing so much.

You got all the right equipment,

but you don't know how to put it to work.

So long.

See you around.

Bye.

Bye.

Maybe I am missing something.

Could it be that important?

I better get back to work.

That's funny.

I never read this one when I was a little girl.

I missed so much.

Just about everything.

Guess I was too busy

growing up

Never took the time to read a nursery rhyme

Nevery played at patty cake.

Kicked a can, or caught a snake

Guess I was too busy

growing up.

Never told a silly little lie.

Never had a doll or castles in the sky

Why, I never saw a rainbow's end,

watched the river around the bend.

I guess I was too busy growing up

But the world can be young and alive.

Anytime of your life.

For youth is never wasted if you're young at heart

So take the time to start

to live...

I want to live.

Gee I feel so good I'm growing up.

Supercalifragilistics makes me smile.

The looking glass in front of me,

tells this kid she's only three

Gee, I wonder if I could grow up all over again?

Giant redwoods don't reach maturity for at least 500 years.

I don't think I can wait that long.

Maybe I could crowd the next 500 years

into the next few.

Sure I can grow up all over again.

I can at least try.

It's super duper peachy keen.

To wake up, and still live your dream.

Gee, it feels so good...

to be growing up.

You can grow up.

There's nothing to it

Everybody grows up. I grew up.

Hey wait!

I'd like to talk to you

I can't wait when I'm late.

I'm supposed to be at the queen's party at 3:30.

If I'm late it could be my...

The queen's a bitch. Toodaloo!

Please wait I want to talk to you

I'm just a furry and I got to hurry because I've got a date.

Here I come

Mister rabbit wait for me!

Mister rabbit!

How do I get out there?

I'm having a nightmare.

It must be a dream.

Wouldn't be standing here naked!

Mister Rabbit!

Mister Rabbit!

Mister Rabbit!

Mister Rabbit!

Mister Rabbit!

Help, help! Sombody please help me.

- Can I be of assistance? - I can't swim!

Then what are you doing in the water?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Oh, go ahead I'm all ears.

I'm drowning!

Well why didn't you say so.

Hop on my back.

Oh, I don't know how to thank you for saving my life

Think nothing of it.

- Who are you? - I'm me, and that's he.

We're we.

You see.

Not exactly

Don't you have names?

-Certainly! I'm a boogaloo -I'm ugaloo.

I'm a muggie.

And I'm a scrug.

What silly names.

- What's yours? - I'm Alice.

What's so funny?

We think your name is silly too.

What are you doing here Alice

I'm trying to find the rabbit have you seen him?

No, but those are his woods.

I'm so confused I don't know what I'm doing here.

One minute I'm in a real world

and the next thing I know I'm here in a make-believe one

Alice,

what makes you think your world is real and ours is imaginary?

Maybe it's the other way around

Is this a real world?

It is if you want it to be.

You see people grow up too fast and they lose their imagination

What if they kept just a little bit of kid in them no matter how old they get...

then they'd able to see

and be whatever they wanted.

Whenever they want it

I wish I could do that.

You can if we can you can.

Ugaloos and bugaloos and scrugs and little muggies

Are in the world within the world you see?

Don't be blind just use your mind to see beyond the sea?

What every little kid would like to be.

If you haven't got dreams, you ain't got nothing.

The dream that keeps the stream that rules the day.

Close your eyes and life is not worth living.

You've got to give in, and say...

Ugaloos and bugaloos and scrugs and little muggies.

Are part of the life, the live you've got to see.

It's for ever little kid from 6 to 93.

I think I understand what you're trying to tell me.

It's imagination right?

- Right! - And if I have imagination

I can see and be whatever I want, right?

Yes you can Alice.

If I haven't got dreams, I ain't go nothing.

Because dreams keep me scheming through the day.

And if close my eyes and life is not worth living

I've got to give in, and say...

Ugaloos and bugaloos and scrugs and little muggies.

We're part of life the life you've got to see.

It's for ever little kid from 6 to 90...

It's for ever little kid from 6 to 93.

That makes a lot of sense, thanks!

I better try myself up before I catch a cold.

Can I go borrow a towel?

We don't have any towels

We had one once but it was stolen by a hotel.

How do you dry yourself?

Lie down

We'll show you.

- Lie down? - It will be more comfortable.

Well, okay.

-I think that's enough -Why

It makes me feel funny

Does it feel bad

Not exactly Just funny

Not good?

Well, maybe.

Yeah, I guess you could say it feel good.

Well, then!

Well, if it feels good there's a good chance it must be bad

Alice, if it feels good it is good

Learn to trust yourself

What's that?

It's my breast

What's it for?

Well, someday when I have a baby, it will have milk in it.

It's pretty

All done!

I'll have to admit that it is a pleasent way of being dried off.

We liked it too.

I think maybe I learned something.

Alice, when you get some milk in there, can I have some

I like milk

I think that might be some time yet

Well I could be going on

I want to find the Rabbit

You haven't seen them him have you?

No

But if you look hard enough

you're sure to find what you're looking for.

People usually do

Where does this road lead?

Why don't you find out

I think I will

Alice!

A word of warning

Be careful of the queen

The Rabbit doesn't seem to like her either.

Is she really that bad?

Is she that bad?

Well if she doesn't like you she'll be after your head

Just be careful.

Alice

We have a present for you sort of going-away present

How sweet

Oh, beautiful

Should I put it on

How does it look

Wow!

You're part of life the life I want to see,

It's for every little kid from 6 to 93.

If I haven't got dreams, I ain't got nothing

It is quite nice.

Did someone saying something to me?

Who else would I be talking to?

Where are you?

I'm here.

I can't see you.

Of course you can see me when you're looking for me in the wrong place.

You are sitting on me.

Oh, you can sit on me if you want to. I like it.

Rocks can't talk.

Is that so?

You know there might be a couple of things going on that you don't know about

It's me

I'm going crazy

This is a crazy place

And I'm going crazy

You're not going crazy.

You're just not paying attention to what's there.

What's where?

Like what?

Well, like me

And the brook there.

Hello

Or the leaves

Of course

It's my imagination

Now look, don't call me your imagination

I resent that.

I'm sorry

It's okay

You like that?

Yeah, I like that.

I guess it does feel good.

Sure.

What are you hiding there.

Nothing

Now, isn't that better.

I shouldn't be doing this.

Sure you should.

You're all alone out here with just your imagination

I know

Well?

It isn't nice

Sure it is.

Who can say it's not nice.

You're nice all over

There isn't one part that's nice and another that isn't.

I guess it is kind of nice.

Sure, I told you didn't I?

Here you are.

I've been looking everywhere for you.

You shouldn't sneak up on a person like that.

How long have you been there?

Long enough.

Well that isn't very nice.

You're wrong

It's very nice

Did you see what I was doing?

What were you doing?

Nevermind.

Why is it you never wait for me when I'm trying to find you?

Because you're too slow.

And now we're going to be late again.

Late for what

The Mad Hatter's Tea Party

Do you want to go?

Sure I'm a little hungry.

Yes

It does give you an appetite.

Come

Would you like some more tea?

Go on, it's awfully good.

You finished it?

I'm just so glad you are enjoying yourself thank you.

[Singing]

Hi, Mr. Mad Hatter.

Hello Mister Rabbit

I want you to meet Alice.

Nice to meet you, Alice.

How do you do?

Would you like some wine?

Yes.

But I don't see any wine.

Of course not. There isn't any!

- That's an awfully big hat. - It is?

Oh the tag, that's not the size of my hat

It's not?

Heavens no.

Actually, it's the size of my...

- Thingamagig. Look. - Mr. Hatter, please cover yourself.

But what's wrong with her?

She's embarrassed.

I think she's still a virgin.

Well if that's the case you should be embarrassed I've never heard of such a thing

Well I'm trying to learn honestly, but if I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.

Well, I don't see why not

- Well I do. - Do what?

See why not

How can you see with your eyes shut?

There! That's better.

Well, I got to go hopping off.

Where you going

Oh I don't know I must be late for somewhere. TTFN!

TTFN?

What does that mean?

Ta-ta for now.

Don't you think you should put that thing away?

Certainly not. I just let it out.

Don't you like it?

Well, yes.

It's very nice.

The nicest one you've ever seen?

- Yes. - You may touch it.

Oh I couldn't.

I don't see why not.

Well, because

It's yours.

I'll share it with you.

Now see what you've done.

I did that?

Well you certainly don't think I did it.

It's so smooth

Of course

May I touch it again?

You may kiss it.

Oh my goodness!

What if I done? Are you alright?

Yes, yes, quite.

Quite alright.

I'm so glad I thought I'd broken it.

Oh no!

That poor son of a gun did it again.

- Who did what again? - Oh, Old Humpty.

Come on we better see if we can help.

Oh my goodness, what happened?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

He, fell off the wall

and sprained a ball.

And that's not all.

And that's not all? What can be worse than that?

Promise to keep it under your hat.

After probing and prying and tantle inspection,

I realize you can no longer get an erection.

You see my little buttercup, he can't get his ding-a-ling up.

His ding-a-ling up His ding-a-ling up

He can't get his His ding-a-ling up.

I'm finished.

I'm just a shell of a man.

Isn't there anything you can do?

We've tried everything.

I brought more nice couples together.

The poor thing.

Why don't you let Alice

if you'll pardon the expression

give it a shot

I've never seen her before.

- What can she do - She's new in these parts

Anything's worth a try

Do you think I should?

Of course

You'd be doing a great public service.

Think of it as helping a man who's down, up.

Okay

I'll do the best I can.

- Careful - Oh, I will be.

I used to be very big you know.

I can see. You must have been something.

I was famous.

All over Wonderland.

I can believe it.

People used to come from miles around.

You're quite well known.

- They thought I was a good egg. - Of course.

Because you had a little fall, that's nothing.

You make me feel better.

You just need a little attention.

I just need a little attention.

You're very understanding.

I think I need a little more attention.

I think

Look everybody it's up!

One, two three.

His ding-a-ling up His ding-a-ling up

We got his ding-a-ling up.

It's up!

My god it's up!

His ding-a-ling up His ding-a-ling up

We got his ding-a-ling up.

Oh shit.

Oh dear.

I think we lost

Nonsense.

Where are we going?

You see I know we were lost.

We couldn't be lost or we wouldn't know where we are.

Oh that's a relief

Where are we?

I don't know.

There are only two places to go.

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

That's the same place.

We can't go there

Why not?

Because they are already here. Look!

Every time you move this way.

That's nice.

Ah, men, must keep on coming.

Twedelee and Dum, say hi.

Someone

Hi I'm Alice.

Nice to meet you.

Simple bit of life, moley

Without much fun

Make love in the heather.

And any weather will do.

Screw June and crew tunes, a cute baby's body's

time you got down to the nitty grittys.

We'll get together

especially for you.

I learned a new step.

It's called the two step.

Keeps the world in perfect time.

Cause love is the real thing, not just a mere fling.

It make the heart sing, and the bells ring.

Now I needed someone

a someone who is mine.

The King's Balls?

Yes! The King's ball is coming off tonight

The King's ball is coming off tonight?

I didn't know the Kings ball was coming off tonight.

Yes, but unfortunately I won't be able to take Alice.

Where will you be?

The Queen's box.

The Queen's box?

And after the king's ball comes off

we're eating dinner in the queen box.

Dinner in the Queen's box?

Not dinner exactly, it's more like a box lunch

You mean there will more than just you in the queen's box?

Of course. I'll be there in the king and his court.

The queen must have a big box.

The biggest in the kingdom.

I hate to ask this next question

But, where is the king ball being held?

In the ballroom.

You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer.

Do you hear what I hear?

Oh, anything's possible around here.

Oh, it looks like somebody had an accident.

That's a funny thing to call it.

Is anyone hurt? Can I help?

Buzz off and get your own knight honey, this one's mine.

I just wanted to help I know mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

- Why don't you let the kid help? - I don't need any help.

Buzz off love. Come back some other time.

Can't you see we're busy?

Oh my goodness I had no idea! You shouldn't be doing that!

Why not

It isn't nice.

Who's this person, I resent that.

I didn't mean that you're not nice.

Why did you say it then?

You're wrong. It's very nice.

- Looks nice. - Indubitably nice.

Oh sure, it's nice like that I guess. It's just not nice to do it where everyone can see.

Nonsense.

Get him out of here before I break her in two.

You are a ruffian!

What's a nice girl like you doing on a knight like this.

On a thing like that

should have been careful where you sat.

Why don't you settle down get married

Raise a family

in a house with a white picket fence build with kids and a little arf arf, puppy.

What's a nice girl like you, doing on an knight like me?

This I got to see.

Golly gee!

Get up right now and change your ways

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

What's a nice girl like you doing...

on a knight like you?

I knew you were cheating on my you bitch!

And don't you ever lay your hands on him again.

You are all dirty, man!

How can I take you to the palace like that?

Shit!

What a mess. Let's go.

My man.

Brother in law, how are you doing?

How fare you on this fine lovely day?

I just played a 18 holes.

I'm pooped.

But I don't think I'm too tired to play around with the cards.

- Carry on. - See you later.

My dear.

What do you say girls?

Cards, cards, cards, everybody loves cards.

It's a game we play to while away the day.

But for me I'd rather play my stud with the gang.

Just I, like ruffing.

Bridge, bridge, bridge, everybody loves bridge.

If you make the tricks, the turns you make you think.

But for me I'd rather not for another drew on another trump. Just I, I'd rather hump.

You could take the old maid, the fish, the 5 card, even gin rummy,

just give me a maiden whose fair and I'll jump on her tummy.

Cards, cards, cards, everybody loves cards.

If you've got the time they nick the landed dime.

But for me I'd rather not take the chance with my lunch, cause I, I'd rather...

You could take the old maid, the fish, the 5 card, even gin rummy,

Just give me a maiden who's spare, and I'll jump off her tummy.

Cards, cards, cards, everybody loves cards.

If you've got the time they nick the landed dime.

But for me I'd rather not take the chance with my luck.

Just I, I'd rather...

Well, what do we have here, hare?

A little lady one hopes meet with your accord, my lord.

And what pray tell is the name of this pretty young thing so fair, hare?

Her name is Alice and she's a desire, sire.

Come my dear.

Have no fear for your king is here.

You

Stay on your nag, fag.

Or is it fag, nag?

No matter.

She's not a fling, she's a delicate thing, King.

Well, take care of the mare, hare.

Then with your permission, I shall retire, sire.

Behold the splendorous of beauty of my magical kingdom.

The beauty of the trees,

the plushness of the soft turf that we walk upon,

To gaze upon such beauty

is a tribute to that of all mankind.

May my rod and staff comfort thee.

Rod, staff, comfort?

What exactly does that mean sire?

Let's fuck.

I've never done that before.

You mean, you've never ever?

No, never ever

Come with me my child while I slip into something more comfortable.

You're about to become a woman

But

Well

But what?

Human friendship

What's wrong?

Well

I know it's awfully old fashioned

- But you see - I know

Saving it for when you get married.

Is that wrong?

What is right or wrong

Or what is wrong or right

Or whether you ever get married for that matter.

Well I have hopes that I will get married some day.

That's cool baby.

I want to be pure for him.

What's this pure?

Um, clean.

Unblemished

Spotless.

I don't want to put any spots on you.

I like you just they way you are.

You can understand, can't you?

What I understand

Is that you

Listening to a lot of other people

and not hearing yourself

The scrug said that to me.

Learn to trust yourself.

The skruhs, they're getting smarter everyday.

That's what it is.

Growing up I mean.

It's believing in yourself.

And trusting yourself and not a lot of other people.

You are saying that.

Oh boy

Who are you?

- My name is Alice. - I want her head.

Please no!

I'm just learning about life. I'm too young to die, don't cut off my head

You misunderstand me doll

I don't want to cut off your head

I want you to give me some head

I've never done that before.

Maybe some other time?

Better be now,

Or there'll be no other time.

I command you

Or I will have your head

Wait a minute

You can't condemn me without a fair trial.

Trial?

A trial?

Where is it written do we have to give you a trial?

It says so right here in this book.

He's right!

She is right.

It says so right here in this book.

We must give Alice a fair trial.

On with the trial

then off with her head

Wait a minute.

We must have a fair trial

If Alice is found guilty

then she must go down on the queen.

And if I'm found innocent?

Alice, then you must go down on the judge.

Where is the judge

Order in the Court Order in the Court

Grilled cheese on rye

Hot tea and a prune danish

What kind of court is this?

It's a hungry court, I'll tell you that!

The clerk will read the charges

Grilled cheese 60 cents.

Prune danish, 35

Hot tea, 20.

Put me down for prune Danish.

I'll take a pastrami on rye very lean.

- Make me a fennel. - BLT double mayo on wheat.

- I'll have a chicken on white toast. - Order in the Court

Before we pass sentance does the defendent have anything to say?

Yes, you can't pass sentence, I haven't been tried yet.

Don't snap at me. You are the one who is in trouble.

What did I do that is so wrong?

What are you asking me for? I'm only the judge?

Hit it.

The vow of chastity is your game.

Oh my heavens, what a shame.

Seems to us, you've been wasting time.

Not having love.

That's the crime.

I didn't know what I was missing

She didn't cotton to even kissing.

I didn't know I was a recluse.

Ignorance, no excuse.

You got the right to the fullest, make every second pay.

Take your pleasures as they fall.

Each and every moment...

Of the day.

Gee, if I'm found guilty will I be dead?

Not until I get some head

Take a chance, the queen's a tripping.

Might find old girl, mighty good licking.

I fed seconds.

You got a right to the fullest, make every second pay.

Take you pleasures as they fall.

Each and every moment of the day.

Order in the Court

Order in the Court

Has the jury reached a verdict?

Hey, wait a minute! We haven't even begun the trial yet.

Hush child

You see we do things differently around here in wonderland.

We start at the end of the trial.

And that way we know what we have to do to get there.

It's all so very logical you see

No I don't see. It's not logical at all

Then you keep out of this. These things are not for you to decide.

But this is my trial.

Well you don't have to be selfish about

She talks too much

She must learn to speak only when she spoken to

Spare the rod spoil the child

A stick in time save nine.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

A penny saved is a penny earned

Haste makes waste.

Wonderland, love it or leave it.

Order in the Court! Order in the Court!

The jury, have you reached a verdict?

Foreman

We find the defendent Alice, guilty.

Each and every moment

of the day.

Clean her up. She looks a sight.

How did it ever get so good

Got that way with a lot of practice my dear

Tasty.

Tangy

Tart

Delicious

Pardon me Mister Rabbit.

Would you care to join us in a menage trois?

Oh no thank you sire. I just had a prune danish.

After while it all seems the same, doesn't it?

Indeed, indeed.

Dee, your wonderful, I love you like a brother.

Dum, aren't you fogetting?

I am your brother

When I ask someone to do something, I expect it to be done.

You are lovely my sweet.

Pull on my nips.

Bite it.

Not too hard.

You are good at that.

Go on.

You know what to do

Oh my God

You're lovely!

Don't stop.

Oh my God what are you doing to me!

I better get out of here.

Alice, come with us. We'll help you escape.

Where are you going?

Come on, she's getting away!

Stop them!

Stop them

Spades, diamonds, clubs after them now!

Get them you fools!

This way, I know a short cut.

Come on, she's getting away

I've got to have that girl.

Run Alice, run!

You are just so fucking clumsy.

Come on knights, get them!

Wrong way, come back, they went that way.

After them.

Half of you go that way.

Half of you go that way.

I'll have your heads if they get away.

It's the only way Alice!

I can't swim.

Alice

What are you doing her?

I came back to talk to you.

I was thinking over those things, some of the things you said.

- Don't - I thought...

It's all right, don't think about it.

No it's not alright

We can't let things come between us like that.

There is nothing between us.

Except your shirt.

That's right.

I can't belive this is happening.

You have such a nice mouth.

Gentle

Make it beautiful

I'm not half as beautiful as you are.

I feel beautiful

You are.

Are you Alice?

Of course.

I want to feel you inside of me.

Oh thank you heaven

Oh thats so many...

It's going inside of me.

Where are you going girl?

Are you looking for rainbow in the sky?

You keep on going girl!

There's a good chance you can catch it if you try

Don't throw away that teddy bear.

Cupid dollar childish dare.

There's so much more to life than meets the eye.

There's a whole new world waiting for you happy girl.

Remember life is only once around.

There's a big batch fascinating waiting out there girl.

Your feet don't always have to touch the ground.

Look around, just look around.

No harm in trying girl.

Even thought that rainbow looks so far away.

Keep right on trying girl.

And you'll reach a little higher every day.

So still believe in Humpty Dumptys

Tweedle Dees and Tweedle Dumpees

Then I'll be there to help you find the way

There's a whole new world that is looking for you, big girl.

Get out there girl, and give that world a chance.

You'll find that things are really cooking for you, big girl.

It's up to you to come and join the dance.

There's a whole new world waiting for you happy girl.

Remember life is only once around.

A whole new world is waiting for the happy girl.

It's up to you to come and join the dance.

It's up to you to come and join the dance.

Everybody's got to join the dance.