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Hi, sweetheart.
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How's my girl doing all by herself with
the two boys?
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Ugh, they're a handful.
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Actually, can I call you back, babe?
It's 3 .30.
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They haven't eaten for hours. You know
how they get when they're hungry.
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Treats? That sounds like they're babies.
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They're never going to grow up. You do
realize the boys are 29 and 30.
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30, D?
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That's the age I was when I married you.
Oh, wouldn't that be nice? The boys got
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married and left the nest?
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Maybe you could talk to him.
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Persuade him that there's more to life
than just video games and beer.
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Honey, this is something they need to
learn on their own.
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They need to find their own motivation.
Well, maybe it runs in the family.
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Didn't you say you were a late bloomer?
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Uh -huh. Well, I didn't meet my first
girlfriend, their mom, until I
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That's true.
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So what convinced you to...
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Leave the house and get a job, get
married.
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That's the wrong order. I saw the
beautiful woman, which gave me the
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to leave the house and find a career.
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What the fuck, man? We're on the same
team. You just hit me.
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She's been paying attention.
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Damn,
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did you see that?
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I've never even been on this level
before.
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Hey, what?
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That hot ass a G .I. Jane bitch?
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I mean, she was hot, but not that hot.
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Oh.
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A girl that hot would never let this
place have a door close to you.
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When was the last time you were with a
girl that hot?
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The west house.
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Now we have to start over at level one.
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You okay?
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You okay?
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I'm fine, boys. Don't worry about me.
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Oh, fuck yeah! Let's go!
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Bye, friends.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Go drink some notes.
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I have a girl.
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She's harder than she is. You're my way
when you're done, right?
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Babes, she's different, you know?
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She's mature.
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So you mean old?
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No, she's not fucking old.
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I mean, she might be a little older than
these girls at the bar, but...
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And I started hanging out at the bus
stop.
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And basically, I wanted to talk to her.
So I pulled up and pretended like she
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was someone that I knew.
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Dude, that's so lame.
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Whatever.
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I just wanted to talk to her. I asked if
she needed a ride and drove her to
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work.
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Right. So that's when you made your
move, right?
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No. I mean...
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We talked a lot. I mean, it was a long
ass ride, so I lied and said I was
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hurting that weight anyways.
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And when we finally got to her office,
gave her my number and told her I'd like
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to get some more better.
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And then you went in for a kiss, right?
And grabbed her titty.
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Dude, come on. Let's start the game back
up.
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No, I didn't make a move on her.
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She's not like a slut. She's actually a
pretty solid lady.
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I mean, one look at her, and I was
thinking, this is someone that I'd
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like to have in my life.
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Damn, that sounds kind of nice.
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Yeah, well, I already fucked it up.
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Because she called me this morning, and
I didn't answer.
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What?
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She's going to get to know me, I'm going
to get to know her, and that is that.
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So, you're not even going to try?
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Come on. Talk to me.
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Come in.
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Sleeping?
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No. I'm wide awake.
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I can't talk to you.
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Me neither.
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When he's gone, you know?
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What's on your mind?
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Nothing. Just stuff.
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It's been my favorite. I can read you.
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And Jesus, how many... Just talking
about whatever.
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Come on, Dish.
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I don't know.
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It's just... Lately... I'm... Stuck.
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Stuck?
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Like... Every day is the same.
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You know?
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Most of the time, we just end up
chilling and doing nothing.
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And it's cool, but it's like, if I
didn't have you guys,
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I don't know what I would do.
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But you want something more than family.
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Yeah. I mean, my world is so small, and
I know it's all my fault.
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You got a girl you like?
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Well, that's the spirit.
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I mean, you used to be such a ladies'
man in college.
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I mean, how many girls did you sneak out
here first thing in the morning?
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Yeah, but that was then.
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What's changed?
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The girls changed.
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They're women now.
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And I don't... They have, like, complex
needs and...
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They are needs that I don't think I
would be able to provide.
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Well, don't sell yourself short.
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I mean, you're absolutely capable of
these things.
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Like, what?
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I don't know.
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Whatever it is, I can't give it to them.
So, like, what about the money your dad
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gives you for helping with the lawn
chores?
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Could you take a girl out?
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Impressor? Okay. And then what?
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I'm bringing them back here.
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Okay. Maybe stuck isn't the right word.
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But I'm... I don't know. It's like with
all my friends and my peers, I'm just
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very much behind them.
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They're all out buying houses, getting
married, having kids.
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And I'm still here.
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Stuck.
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I think you just need a little
motivation.
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Maybe.
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What if I shared a secret with you? Just
you and me.
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Okay. What if I told you that if I
wasn't married to your dad, I'd be
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for a guy just like you?
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I know you're only saying that, though,
because you're my stepmom.
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No, I... Honestly, you're such a
handsome boy.
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Such a handsome, sweet, thoughtful young
man.
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Anyone would be lucky to have you.
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Handsome?
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You think a woman like yourself would
think a guy like me is handsome?
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I absolutely think a woman my age would
be attracted to you.
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All right.
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No, I'm serious.
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Do you remember last December?
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When we were putting up the Christmas
lights.
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Yeah, well, you've forgotten. It's
probably for the best.
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No, I haven't forgot.
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You were drinking those Santa
Cosmopolitans.
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And you mistook me for Dad for a minute.
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I lied.
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I didn't make a mistake.
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What?
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Listen, your dad's gone so much.
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And you really are irresistible.
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Yeah, okay, I'd had a drink.
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But I knew what I was doing.
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And then I realized it might be a
mistake. So I lied.
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Okay.
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That's very sweet, Mom.
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But you don't have to go around telling
me that...
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I'm handsome or white.
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Truth is, I ache for
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you.
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You're turning me on so much.
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Jesus, make me feel like a man.
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I feel so good in Mummy's mouth.
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Such a big boy.
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Oh
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my god.
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Mommy's not feel good.
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You've always taken care of me so well.
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Are you touching yourself?
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Yes, maybe.
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I can't help it.
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I want
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to
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take a seat while you're cutting my
cuts.
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Thank you.
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So good.
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Oh, yes, I'm always supposed to.
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I've dreamed of this.
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Yes,
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oh.
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Oh, it's okay, baby.
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You're coming home soon.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Always an over achievement.
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All those cheetahs.
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