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Hi, sweetheart.

How's my girl doing all by herself with the two boys?

Ugh, they're a handful.

Actually, can I call you back, babe? It's 3 .30.

They haven't eaten for hours. You know how they get when they're hungry.

Treats? That sounds like they're babies.

They're never going to grow up. You do realize the boys are 29 and 30.

30, D?

That's the age I was when I married you. Oh, wouldn't that be nice? The boys got

married and left the nest?

Maybe you could talk to him.

Persuade him that there's more to life than just video games and beer.

Honey, this is something they need to learn on their own.

They need to find their own motivation. Well, maybe it runs in the family.

Didn't you say you were a late bloomer?

Uh -huh. Well, I didn't meet my first girlfriend, their mom, until I

That's true.

So what convinced you to...

Leave the house and get a job, get married.

That's the wrong order. I saw the beautiful woman, which gave me the

to leave the house and find a career.

What the fuck, man? We're on the same team. You just hit me.

She's been paying attention.

Damn,

did you see that?

I've never even been on this level before.

Hey, what?

That hot ass a G .I. Jane bitch?

I mean, she was hot, but not that hot.

Oh.

A girl that hot would never let this place have a door close to you.

When was the last time you were with a girl that hot?

The west house.

Now we have to start over at level one.

You okay?

You okay?

I'm fine, boys. Don't worry about me.

Oh, fuck yeah! Let's go!

Bye, friends.

Yeah, let's go.

Go drink some notes.

I have a girl.

She's harder than she is. You're my way when you're done, right?

Babes, she's different, you know?

She's mature.

So you mean old?

No, she's not fucking old.

I mean, she might be a little older than these girls at the bar, but...

And I started hanging out at the bus stop.

And basically, I wanted to talk to her. So I pulled up and pretended like she

was someone that I knew.

Dude, that's so lame.

Whatever.

I just wanted to talk to her. I asked if she needed a ride and drove her to

work.

Right. So that's when you made your move, right?

No. I mean...

We talked a lot. I mean, it was a long ass ride, so I lied and said I was

hurting that weight anyways.

And when we finally got to her office, gave her my number and told her I'd like

to get some more better.

And then you went in for a kiss, right? And grabbed her titty.

Dude, come on. Let's start the game back up.

No, I didn't make a move on her.

She's not like a slut. She's actually a pretty solid lady.

I mean, one look at her, and I was thinking, this is someone that I'd

like to have in my life.

Damn, that sounds kind of nice.

Yeah, well, I already fucked it up.

Because she called me this morning, and I didn't answer.

What?

She's going to get to know me, I'm going to get to know her, and that is that.

So, you're not even going to try?

Come on. Talk to me.

Come in.

Sleeping?

No. I'm wide awake.

I can't talk to you.

Me neither.

When he's gone, you know?

What's on your mind?

Nothing. Just stuff.

It's been my favorite. I can read you.

And Jesus, how many... Just talking about whatever.

Come on, Dish.

I don't know.

It's just... Lately... I'm... Stuck.

Stuck?

Like... Every day is the same.

You know?

Most of the time, we just end up chilling and doing nothing.

And it's cool, but it's like, if I didn't have you guys,

I don't know what I would do.

But you want something more than family.

Yeah. I mean, my world is so small, and I know it's all my fault.

You got a girl you like?

Well, that's the spirit.

I mean, you used to be such a ladies' man in college.

I mean, how many girls did you sneak out here first thing in the morning?

Yeah, but that was then.

What's changed?

The girls changed.

They're women now.

And I don't... They have, like, complex needs and...

They are needs that I don't think I would be able to provide.

Well, don't sell yourself short.

I mean, you're absolutely capable of these things.

Like, what?

I don't know.

Whatever it is, I can't give it to them. So, like, what about the money your dad

gives you for helping with the lawn chores?

Could you take a girl out?

Impressor? Okay. And then what?

I'm bringing them back here.

Okay. Maybe stuck isn't the right word.

But I'm... I don't know. It's like with all my friends and my peers, I'm just

very much behind them.

They're all out buying houses, getting married, having kids.

And I'm still here.

Stuck.

I think you just need a little motivation.

Maybe.

What if I shared a secret with you? Just you and me.

Okay. What if I told you that if I wasn't married to your dad, I'd be

for a guy just like you?

I know you're only saying that, though, because you're my stepmom.

No, I... Honestly, you're such a handsome boy.

Such a handsome, sweet, thoughtful young man.

Anyone would be lucky to have you.

Handsome?

You think a woman like yourself would think a guy like me is handsome?

I absolutely think a woman my age would be attracted to you.

All right.

No, I'm serious.

Do you remember last December?

When we were putting up the Christmas lights.

Yeah, well, you've forgotten. It's probably for the best.

No, I haven't forgot.

You were drinking those Santa Cosmopolitans.

And you mistook me for Dad for a minute.

I lied.

I didn't make a mistake.

What?

Listen, your dad's gone so much.

And you really are irresistible.

Yeah, okay, I'd had a drink.

But I knew what I was doing.

And then I realized it might be a mistake. So I lied.

Okay.

That's very sweet, Mom.

But you don't have to go around telling me that...

I'm handsome or white.

Truth is, I ache for

you.

You're turning me on so much.

Jesus, make me feel like a man.

I feel so good in Mummy's mouth.

Such a big boy.

Oh

my god.

Mommy's not feel good.

You've always taken care of me so well.

Are you touching yourself?

Yes, maybe.

I can't help it.

I want

to

take a seat while you're cutting my cuts.

Thank you.

So good.

Oh, yes, I'm always supposed to.

I've dreamed of this.

Yes,

oh.

Oh, it's okay, baby.

You're coming home soon.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Always an over achievement.

All those cheetahs.