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Hey, God, you're here. Come in, come in,
come in. Thank you for showing up. So
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what is it now?
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Thank you again so much for coming.
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Yeah. What is it this time?
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Well, I'm just really glad you showed
up. I really needed this big favor, and
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didn't know if you'd come or not because
of what happened last time, but this is
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really important, and I really need my
address from the dry cleaner.
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Can't you just do that after work? No,
I've got a lot of stuff going on here,
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and I need to be here, go out, so...
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So you want me to go get your dry
cleaning? Yes, please.
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I mean, I know, like, you know, we're
still friends and all, but, you know,
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had me running around like your little
bitch doing all these chores for you. I
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mean, why can't you just go get your
dress? You know, it's not going to
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me at all, you know? I got this date
that is kind of a big date. A date?
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Yeah. So I'm picking up your dry
cleaning so you can go on a date with
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guy. Screw this. I'm always doing you
favors. I'm stuck here looking like an
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idiot. I'm over this.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please,
please, please, please, please, sit,
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sit, sit, please.
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How about I give you a massage?
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I know you like them.
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I've had your massages, and they're
okay. I'm getting the basic massage, and
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hearing about all these guys you're
giving these grand, special massages to.
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That's part of the reason why we broke
up.
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Well, it's my job. I feel like you're
leaving me out.
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Well, what if I give you how I do for
the other guys? How do you do better?
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Like the ones I've been hearing about?
Yeah, but better than that.
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All right, if I get your dry cleaning, I
get the full -service massage.
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Yeah.
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Promise? Promise.
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Alright, let's do it.
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I'm actually kind of glad I get to rub
you down.
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It's been a while.
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It has.
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Looking forward to this full service. Oh
yeah?
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Oh, yeah, definitely.
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It's been a while since I've seen those.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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Look where this is going.
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Do you?
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Yeah, I do.
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Why don't we go get showered off?
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I guess I never did this part of it. No,
I got to get the half service.
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I can't keep my hands off.
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I missed something else too.
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Oh yeah?
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What's that?
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Vinegar?
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No, no, no.
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Okay, okay.
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I do. A lot.
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Oh shit.
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Now I see what all these guys are
talking about Too
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bad
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you didn't do this more while we were
dating
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I haven't done this in a long time. I
know.
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You said full service. Here it is.
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This is the whole thing, isn't it? Mm
-hmm.
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You ready for the actual massage now? I
think I am.
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It might
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be a little bit chilly.
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Maybe I should get your dry cleaning
more often.
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Yeah.
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You're putting yourself to harm.
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You'll see in a second.
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This is a different massage.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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That's a good question, wasn't it?
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and you got goosebumps.
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I'm kind of nervous it's been a while.
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Oh yeah?
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mm -hmm
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Awww.
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Do this to all the guys on the special
package?
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No, I don't do the sex part. Oh, yeah?
Are you sure?
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Ooh.
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Thank you.
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