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[music]

[knocking at the door]

Oh, yes!

-She's here. -Yeah! [giggles]

Hello.

Hi.

-Come on in. -Thank you so much.

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I'm here to interview you guys for Match Made In Heaven.

-Yes. -Come this way.

-[Jane] Right here? -[Zariah] Yes, please.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you so much for having me in your home.

Um, I've been working on this column for a couple of months now.

It's been going so well,

and I have not yet had the pleasure to interview

a trans, cis, lesbian couple, until now, of course.

So very stoked.

Thank you guys again for having me in your home and for your time.

Um, I had a couple of questions here

that I wanted to ask just to kind of like break the ice,

open things up and then I figured

that would lead to a really nice fun conversation between all of us.

-Yeah. -Thank you.

Um, just for transparency,

I do have a recording device

and I was going to record the whole interview, if that's okay?

-Yeah. -Completely fine.

[Jane] Alright, let's start that.

Okay.

I'll put that right there.

Wow.

-Um... -[music stops]

Well, I mean, obviously, I'm super flattered.

You, you both are gorgeous and...

love your relationship dynamic.

Um...

Usually, you know, as a journalist,

I'm supposed to, uh,

refrain from, from crossing into that territory,

but... I really feel like there is a connection...

with all of us here.

-I don't know if I'm making that up. -Yeah.

-But, um... -I think we definitely feel that.

-Yeah, we do. -Great.

Well, I'm definitely interested.

I just have to say that I've never done anything like this before.

So I'm a little nervous, but, um...

maybe... just to kind of warm up and get into it,

I could, uh...

watch you guys and see the way that you like to do things,

and, and kind of...

you know, see it through still my,

my journalist lens

and then I could slowly kind of, uh, get more into...

you know, my, my personal lens.

What do you guys think of that?

Yeah, we'd definitely like to show you a little bit.

I mean...

Yeah, make you comfortable

and feel the mood with us too.

Mm-hm.

I mean I already do.

[Zariah] You're really cute.

So cute.

-We would love to have you. -[Jane] You are both beautiful.

Wow.

Okay.

So, whenever you guys are ready.

[moaning softly]

[chuckles]

[Aften] I hate you.

[Zariah chuckles]

[moaning softly]

[chuckles]

[Jane] You look so hot.

[chuckles]

You seem to be enjoying this.

[Jane] Yeah, I definitely am.

[kissing]

[moaning softly]

[giggles]

[chuckles]

[moaning softly]

[deep breathing]

[hisses]

That's so erotic.

I've never seen that before.

Oh, it's so nice.

I love showing her how...

beautiful she smells and tastes.

[Jane] Yeah.

[Zariah] I could lick every part of your body.

-[Aften] Oh, my god! -I bet.

[moaning]

Oh, babe.

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[kissing]

Thanks, babe.

Of course.

Those cute little feet.

Oh, stop.

[moaning]

I love how you just worship every single inch of her body.

[sharp breathing]

I feel like you're a little overdressed, babe.

I feel like I am, too.

You definitely are.

[deep breathing]

Let me help you with that.

[Zariah] Thank you.

[Aften] Let's see.

[chuckles]

Thank you.

Yeah.

[Aften] Oh, you should not be taking off your own boots.

[chuckles]

So romantic.

[kissing]

[hisses]

This looks so good on you.

Thank you, baby.

I love this color.

[chuckles]

[deep breathing]

[Aften] Are you getting some good notes?

Yes, definitely taking note of everything.

And... I'm definitely feeling more warmed up.

[chuckles]

[Zariah] I'm glad you decided to stay.

Me too.

Be gentle.

You know, one thing that's very special is that...

we are both very open.

And I would love to see you two kiss.

Oh, yeah?

-Yeah. -What do you think?

I've been waiting for you to ask.

[moaning softly]

Wow.

You're a really good kisser.

So are you.

[chuckles]

[moaning gently]

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

This is like a dream right now.

Is this real?

Very much.

Oh, wow.

[moaning]

Oh, my god! It's so hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

We're glad you could take some up close and personal notes.

Believe me...

I've, I've never been so happy to be a...

a gonzo journalist and...

really get in there.

You're really good at it.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

-There? -Yes, please.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow, it's such a new sensation.

-Zariah is so good at it. -I love it.

Yeah, she is.

Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

[moaning]

[Jane] Yeah!

Fuck!

You two look so good together.

Thank you.

I think we all look just amazing.

Maybe we can get you a little more comfortable in our home.

Oh, I would love that.

-Yeah. -[chuckles]

Yes!

[hisses]

[deep breathing]

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

[Jane] So good.

[Jane] Oh, fuck, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, my goodness.

[moaning, deep breathing]

-You look so good... -Yeah.

kissing her, baby.

Yeah?

You guys are just the best hosts.

[chuckles]

-We try. -Yeah.

[moaning]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my gosh.

-It's so sensitive. -Yeah.

I'm all about touch.

Oh, yes!

[giggling]

Oh, my gosh. I love it.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

You've got me dripping.

[chuckling]

Yeah!

[deep breathing]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby, come here.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Jane] Oh, my goodness, yes!

[Jane] Oh, yes!

[Jane] Oh, yes!

[Zariah] It's so perfect.

[Jane] Oh, yeah.

She's so beautiful.

Yeah, she really is.

Oh, yes!

[moaning softly]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Jane] Oh, yes!

[Jane] Oh, god.

[Jane] Oh, it's so good.

[Jane] Rub it just like that.

[Jane] Oh, yes!

[Zariah] You're so sensitive.

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, god.

-Yeah? -Yes, please do.

Please.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god, yes!

Oh, my gosh. This is incredible.

Wow.

Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck yes!

Yes!

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah.

[deep breathing]

Oh, my god, it feels so amazing.

So good.

Yeah.

[Jane] Oh, yes!

-[Jane] Yes, yes, like that. -[Aften] Oh, baby.

[Jane] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Jane] Oh, fuck yeah.

-[Jane] Yeah! -[Zariah] You taste so good.

[Jane] Oh, my gosh.

That's such a turn on...

-[Aften] Yeah. [chuckles] -to hear.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Jane] Yeah.

-[Aften] Oh, yeah! -[Jane] Oh, god, such a beautiful pussy.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Jane] Yes, yes, yes, suck that.

[Jane] Yes, yes, yes, lick my clit, just like that.

[Jane] Just like that. Yes.

[deep breathing]

[Jane] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my goodness. It's so fucking hot.

[moaning]

Oh, my gosh. Fuck. I love it.

You eat me out so good.

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, baby.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

[chuckles]

Fuck yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, my god, you feel so good.

Yeah.

[moaning]

Fuck!

-Fuck! -Yes!

It feels so good.

It feels so, so, so good.

I love your sweet little pussy.

[chuckling] Thank you.

[Jane] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

[chuckles]

[Jane] Oh, god.

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[Jane] I love that.

[Jane] Oh, yes.

[moaning]

[Jane] Oh, fuck!

[Jane] Yes!

Yes. Oh, my gosh.

-I could stay like this forever. -Oh, fuck!

-Oh, I could eat you forever. -I know.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

-Oh, baby. -Oh, my god!

I think I wanna get down there

and see what all the fuss is about.

[chuckles]

-It's so hot. -Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck, baby.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

-Yeah! -Oh, my god!

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, wow.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[hisses]

Oh, fuck!

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck!

Yeah!

Yeah!

-[Zariah] Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

Just like that.

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

Oh, yes!

Yes, just like that.

[moaning]

-[Jane] Oh, fuck yes! -Fuck!

[Jane] That is so hot.

[Jane] Just watching her take every inch of you.

[Zariah hisses]

-Oh, fuck yeah! -Oh, fuck, baby.

Yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, fuck!

[all moaning]

[moaning]

Is that okay with you?

Yeah?

[gagging]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[catches breath]

Yeah!

[indistinct] Oh, my god! I like it.

[hisses]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, fuck!

[Zariah hisses]

Mm, yeah.

[Zariah] Oh, my god!

So fucking hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[hisses]

Oh, my god! That's so hot.

Fuck!

Oh, you're so good at that.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god! Yes!

[gagging]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, baby.

-It's so hot. -Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

I love watching you get eaten.

[moaning]

Like she said, we're very open.

[chuckles]

So open.

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, fuck, baby.

[Zariah] Oh, yeah!

[Zariah] Get comfortable, baby.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, baby. Yeah.

-[Zariah] Oh, yeah! -[gagging]

[Zariah] It feels so good.

[moaning]

[Zariah] Oh, fuck!

[Zariah] Oh, yeah!

[Aften gagging]

Oh, baby, just the way I like it.

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Oh, my gosh, baby. -Fuck!

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning]

[Zariah] Oh, yeah!

[gagging]

[Jane] It's so hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Fuck!

[moaning]

[choking]

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, baby, that feels so good.

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

I love seeing both of your hands on my dick.

-Yeah? Both of us? -Yeah.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[kissing]

[Zariah] Oh, yeah!

Why don't you go this side?

[Aften] Yeah.

Oh, yes!

Oh, wow.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, fuck yeah.

[Zariah] Oh, my god!

[Zariah] Oh, fuck!

[Zariah] Oh, that feels so good, baby.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, my god! Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, she's so good at that.

Yeah?

I'm so happy you like it, baby.

[moaning]

Wow.

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my gosh!

-She's so naughty. -Oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Oh, wow. -Yeah!

Your body is just amazing.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, is that okay?

[Zariah] Yeah?

[Zariah] I know my baby likes it. [spanks]

Very much.

I just want to see if you enjoy it as much as she does.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning]

Yeah.

Make my ass nice and red.

-Yeah? -Yes.

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, baby.

-Oh, baby, I have to make yours red too. -She likes it all red, doesn't she?

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah!

[chuckles]

This is so amazing.

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[chuckles]

Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, baby.

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, baby, that feels so good.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Jane] Fuck!

[Jane] Yeah!

[all moaning]

[Aften] Mm, babe.

I love seeing those red marks on both of you.

[Zariah] Oh, I'm glad you like it.

[Zariah chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my gosh.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my gosh.

[moaning]

Mm, baby.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, baby. Yeah, I love that.

[moaning]

[Zariah] Fuck yeah.

[Zariah] Oh, fuck, baby.

[Zariah] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[Zariah] Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Oh, fuck yeah.

-[Zariah] That feels so good. -Yeah?

Yeah, baby?

[Zariah] Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[Zariah] Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my god!

That feels so good.

Oh, I didn't even have to tell you how to do it.

Yeah?

My baby knows what she's doing but you're picking up just fine.

You're doing very good.

-You are good teachers. -[Zariah] Oh, my god!

[Zariah] Yeah.

[Zariah] Oh, I love when you play with my head, baby.

[Zariah] Oh, yeah, you're so good at it.

Oh, yeah!

There we go.

[moaning, deep breathing]

There we go.

Look at that getting nice and hard.

-Oh, yeah. -Nice and hard, baby.

-Oh, yeah. -You like that, don't you?

Yeah!

Why don't you start finding that spot?

Yes.

-No worries. -[Zariah] Oh, fuck yeah!

-I think we found it. -Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Would you mind grabbing my hair?

Yeah, of course.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Zariah] Mm, fuck.

[gagging]

[hisses]

[kissing]

Yeah.

Fuck!

It's so hot.

Oh, fuck!

[Aften] I'd like to see you two together.

-[Jane] Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah.

Oh, in which position you wanna see us?

-Yeah? -[Jane] Yeah.

-Like this? -Mm-hm.

Yeah?

[deep breathing]

[moaning]

Yeah!

[deep breathing]

[hisses]

Fuck!

[Jane] Oh, yeah!

[Zariah] Fuck yeah.

[moaning]

[hisses]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Jane] Yeah!

[Jane] Oh, fuck!

[Aften] Yeah!

[Jane] Fuck!

Oh, you feel so good.

-Oh, fuck! -[Jane] Oh, god.

It's so hot.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

-Oh, my god! -Oh, fuck!

-[Zariah] Oh, she's so good. -Um, fuck her good, baby.

-[Zariah] Fuck! -[Jane] Oh, my god!

-[Jane] It feels so good. -[Zariah] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[Zariah] You are so good at that.

-[Zariah] Oh, baby. -Oh, my god, yes.

-[Jane] Oh, my gosh. -Do you like how she fucks me?

Absolutely. It's so fucking hot.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

-It feels so fucking good. -[Zariah] Fuck!

Yeah?

-Oh, yeah! -There you go.

Oh, my god!

[Jane moaning]

[Jane] Fuck. Yeah, right there, baby.

[Jane] Right back in.

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, fuck!

-Yes! -Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck yeah!

Oh, my god! It feels so fucking good.

Yeah!

[moaning]

God.

-Oh, it's so hot to watch, baby. -Fuck! Yeah!

Oh, she's doing so good.

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, my god, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes!

Rub my pussy, rub my pussy.

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

-[Jane] Yeah! -[Aften] Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

Yeah!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck! It tastes so good.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

Mind if I get a little taste?

Yes, please do.

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning]

[Jane] Oh, fuck yes!

[Jane] Oh, yes!

[Zariah] Fuck! Oh, yes!

Oh, does she taste good, baby?

Oh, she tastes so good on you, babe.

[moaning]

It's the most erotic thing I've ever seen.

[chuckles]

Fuck!

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes!

Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes, just like that.

[Jane] Just like that. Yes, rub my little pussy like that.

[Zariah hisses]

-[Jane] Oh, yes, like that. -[Zariah] Oh, fuck yeah!

[Jane] Fuck!

-Oh, my gosh. Yes, keep going like that. -Fuck!

A little faster.

Uh-huh, yeah.

-Yeah? -Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

Yes, yes, just like that.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck!

[deep breathing]

Yes!

Yeah? You like that?

Yeah! Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

-It's so good for her over there. -Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Gosh.

Oh, fuck yeah.

[all moaning]

-[Zariah] Oh, fuck yes! -[Jane] Yes!

[all moaning]

-[Zariah] Oh, my god! -Oh, yes!

-You like that, don't you? -Oh, yeah.

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my gosh.

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck, baby, yes.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, baby! Yeah, just like that. -Yeah?

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck yeah, baby.

-[Jane] Yeah, make her cum. -Oh, my god!

Yeah, baby?

Just like that.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, that feels really good, baby.

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck yeah!

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god, baby!

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, baby. -Mm, fuck.

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, my god! -Oh, yeah, baby.

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, yes! -Oh, shit!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, baby. -Mm, fuck.

[moaning and gasping]

Nice and sensitive.

-Oh, my gosh. -Holy shit, baby.

So hot.

So fucking hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

[Jane] Yeah!

[Zariah] Fuck baby.

[Jane] Yeah!

[Jane] Yeah.

Oh, my god, yeah! Cum for us.

[deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[Zariah] I'm gonna cum.

-[Zariah] Oh, fuck! -[Jane] Yes, baby.

[Zariah groaning]

-[Zariah] Fuck! -[Jane] Oh, yeah!

[all moaning]

[Zariah] Oh, fuck.

[moaning, deep breathing]

-So hot. -Oh, fuck!

Yes!

[deep breathing]

Fuck!

[moaning]

That felt so good.

So good.

[Jane] Fuck! You guys are the real deal.

[chuckles]

Well, would you like to stay for dinner with us?

I think we'd really like that.

Yeah, I would love to.

-Thank you. -Oh, good.

[moaning gently]

Maybe we can pick back up where we leave off, again,

before you go.

I think we could.

-Yeah. -[chuckles]

[music]

For dessert.

I love dessert.

[moaning]