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Hey, what are you doing in here?

Hey.

What do you mean, what am I doing?

Um, how'd you get in?

The back door was unlocked.

Okay.

Oh.

Come on.

I didn't... What do you expect, like, us to do this all the time? The other

night I was kind of drunk and, like, I was in my feelings, so...

What are you talking about?

I was drunk the other night.

Oh, you're expecting to do this, like, all the time?

Well, I... You just come in, just, like, start touching on me, and, like, it's

kind of weird.

Yeah, but... You know?

We had fun, though, right?

Yeah.

You liked it.

I mean, I was hated, but... Why?

Don't be weird like this.

It's weird.

This is weird.

I won't be weird. This is weird.

It's not weird.

Yes, it is.

Like, we don't have to tell anybody about this. We don't have to know about

I don't know.

I just... I know you liked it.

Just don't think about it.

Don't think about it. Don't think about it.

I don't know.

Really? Yeah, you want to.

Come on.

It's like I came all the way over here and I just... I am a little

bit horny this morning.

This isn't bad.

Again? Don't worry.

I'll keep this a secret, okay?

consultant or something.

Just don't hang up.

Yeah, I just, I don't know. I just wanted you to come over and talk. Like,

promise nothing weird's gonna happen. Like, I just want to talk for a little.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, that's fine.

Okay, you can come over. You'll be over in ten?

Okay, sounds good.

And I promise nothing weird will happen, okay?

Alright, okay. Bye.

What the fuck is this?

You fucking lied to me.

Bullshit, you told me you wanted to talk.

This is how we talk? Like, this is bullshit.

You sent me all this fucking text, and you, like, blown up my phone last week,

and then you fucking lied to me, and, like, you didn't come over here and

doing this shit?

And you know me and my brothers got married and stuff, so I might as well.

That's not how I told you.

You can't. This isn't fucking fair.

No.

You just had it.

I know you like it, though.