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Come on in.

How are you today? Good. How are you?

Excellent. You look lovely.

Well, thank you. Very summery. Thank you.

It's a bummer that summer's almost over. I know. But it's still hot out, though.

It is hot out. Mm -hmm.

So, tell me why you came in to get a massage.

I'm just really tense. Mm -hmm. You know, I feel really knotted in my

I just...

Went through a divorce, so I guess I'm holding a lot of that tension. That

do it. My back and my neck and everything.

Which side of your neck?

Both. Both sides?

Yes. Everything is just knotted up. Is it traveling down your spine and to your

lower back?

Mm -hmm.

So you have some neck pain.

And my hips are sore even. I mean, it's just all kind of locked up.

Do you stretch your hips out?

I do, yes. I'm quite flexible, actually.

Okay.

Do you have any knots in your muscles, or is it kind of just... I mean, I think

you're definitely going to feel some little nodules. You know how things kind

of... Okay.

And do you have any pre -existing injuries or conditions I should know

No. No? No. Okay.

Well, I'll tell you what. What I do here is we do kind of the newer version of

massage.

Pretty much it incorporates the entire body from head to toe, front and back.

And what I want you to do is I'll leave. I'm going to give you a towel. Okay.

And I want you to just put yourself in a good place and just kind of relax.

Get undressed. And when you're ready, you can call me in.

And we will get started. And you can lie on your stomach.

Awesome. And we'll start with your neck and your back. Okay. And we'll work down

to your legs. Thank you. All right? All right.

Yes, exactly like that.

Get your face on the mat.

Great.

Wow, got the little Florida tan there, huh?

I haven't seen that since the 80s.

It's quite sexy.

Makes you imagine what is underneath that tan.

And if I'm being inappropriate, just this.

Okay,

you ready?

Yeah,

so many times women that come in here for massages are always going through

relationship stuff, or divorces, or breakups.

Yeah, I'm still kind of going through my divorce. There's some issues over

alimony and all of that. It's being a real dick.

But whatever.

It'll be over soon.

I think the worst part is when you don't have a regular partner to have sex

with.

And there's all this anger.

You don't really want to have sex with them because you hate them.

Oh,

I don't think there's anything wrong with you.

Not from what I can see.

Yeah.

How are you feeling?

Nice and relaxed?

The towels and the way you can move it.

I'm sorry?

I said if the towels and the way you can move it.

Oh.

Sure.

That's perfect.

I can really see what I'm doing.

How does that feel?

That's going away.

Wow.

You have an incredible looking pussy.

Mmm.

Whoops, sorry.

Can't help myself.

Okay, why don't you turn it over?

You want to cover up your breasts?

No. No? No.

Whatever you want.

This is pretty regular without chicken.

This is regular.

But I have a little special edition massage.

It's actually the same client, but there's been a bit more attention to

spots that need to be looked at.

Do you want the special edition?

Yeah? A little unusual.

Not everybody can handle it.

Probably hasn't gotten that much attention since your divorce, huh?

Your mouth is a little lonely.

I'm going to squirt that excellent right out of you.

It's a very special.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You didn't massage that yet.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Fuck.

You're nasty.

Your daughter's in heaven? Yeah.

How old's your daughter?

She's 18.

Oh.

Okay.

Should I stop?

Or should I keep going?

Please.

Please.

Oh my God.

What is she doing?

Were you ex -husband?

Yes.

I know I have evidence of infidelity.

Mom, what were you doing up there?

Oh, I was just getting a really good deep tissue massage.

He had to work some tight knots out. Yeah.

It felt really, really good, but he had to go really deep, so.

Oh. I might want to get one.

Okay. They're great.

Yeah. All right. Next time, okay?

Okay. All right. Let's go.