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Out of the way! Move!

Doctor Doctor! Help us!

Help him, Doctor. Please...

Quickly... the lotion.

Takeshi...

Yukiha, what did you pray for?

You tell me first, lyoma.

I prayed for the same thing as you.

Really?

1 want the boy to be alright.

We need more doctors like Genboku.

*Youma lyoma**

*Youma lyoma** The old medicine doesn't work.

**Nakarai Yukiha* I secretly prayed for marriage.

**Nakarai Yukiha**

**Nakarai Yukiha* That's what I really want.

That's what I really want.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

FEMALE NINJAS: MAGIC CHRONICLES 3 Kunoichi Ninpo-cho: Higi Densetsu no Kai

"Tokugawa lesada - 13th Shogun**

At last! The Lord is erect!

Honourable Sir... prepare please... I will have you now.

**Taki Houin - Historian**

Not good. This is very bad.

Your Excellency... Taki Houin is here.

Let him pass.

I have bad news. The Shogun is In bad shape.

It's sad news... of the worst kind.

What do you mean? Don't be coy. Just tell me.

Yes, sir. I'll say it clearly.

The Shogun's penis is like this.

He shoots before the girl even squirms.

So... you're saying there's no chance of an heir?

Yes, I'm sorry.

Damn it!

This is a most embarrassing situation.

*Abe Ise-no-kami - Chief Advisor* This is a most embarrassing situation.

* Abe Ise-no-kami - Chief Advisor**

*Abe Ise-no-kami - Chief Advisor We must plan something...

* Abe Ise-no-kami - Chief Advisor**

*Abe Ise-no-kami - Chief Advisor ... something to defuse the shame.

... something to defuse the shame.

What? Do you have something in mind?

Doctors have become well versed in sexual problems.

There is a sacred book written on sexual positions.

Perhaps if we could take a look at those writings...

we would find an answer...

Get that book and teach the positions immediately.

Unfortunately, I don't have the book.

Well, get it then!

The book is kept in Kyoto.

The Tenyaku Clan and Lord Nakarai own the book.

Even if we ask, they won't give it to us.

Then, Houin, we will have to steal it from them.

Well... I... need a favour.

But, Father... I left all that behind...

How can you ask a favour of me? What has happened to your pride?

Don't talk that way. Listen to me...

The Taki family's biggest problem is here.

I'm so old, I can't do anything.

That's why I must ask this favour from my son.

You're my only son... You can't say no to your father.

Doctor, excuse me for bringing this matter up...

But, I'd like to have a vacation for a little while.

Did you say vacation?

I can't believe they've asked you to steal the documents.

Especially from the Tenyaku... Nakarai Izumo-no-kami is very strong.

Our government has slipped to a new low.

Nakarai Izumo-no-kami...

Your job is to steal the sexual journals.

If you you can't steal them, you must memorize the contents.

I don't care how you get the information.

Do you understand?

*0-Shino - Koga Female Ninja* Do you understand?

**0-Shino - Koga Female Ninja**

Yes.

Do this for me...

and I will grant you any wish.

Is that true?

No lies exist in a samurai's world.

Go to Kyoto immediately!

Listen. If we do this job correctly,

we can become the official security agents for the government.

We'll be able to leave this life of poverty.

We must do this job for our Clan's honour.

They died for us. Now this is our destiny.

**0-Kaya - Koga Female Ninja**

*0-Kaya - Koga Female Ninja** I'll do it. No matter what...

*0-Koto - Koga Female Ninja™

*0-Koto - Koga Female Ninja* I'm in, too.

**0-Ai - Koga Female Ninja*™

*0-Ai - Koga Female Ninja** Me, too.

**0-Ai - Koga Female Ninja*™

Kyoto

Nakarai Izumo-no-kami Mansion

**Nakarai lzumo-no-kami - Chief Doctor**

Yukiha, this is the document you were talking about.

For more than 50 years, we have worked on the sexual journals.

We can't just give It away to anyone that wants it.

If you don't do something, it will be too late.

I heard them say they'd stop at nothing to get it.

I feel bad for giving you this problem...

Not only because you're a woman, but because you are my daughter.

My mind is already made.

Please accept your destiny... Keep this document safe.

You must leave Kyoto immediately.

This is vitally important.

Go and seek advice from Kagano Maedake.

We've known each other for many years.

No matter which Shogun is reigning, he will help you.

To make your journey safer,

take this with you.

And... there's more...

This man will accompany you.

*Kinome Gunki - Iga Ninja™

*Kinome Gunkl - Iga Ninja™ My name is Kinome Gunki.

*Kinome Gunki - Iga Ninja™

*Kinome Gunki - Iga Ninja* My Lady, please put your trust in me.

My Lady, please put your trust in me.

Stop. Hand over the document.

You damn Koga female ninjas.

*Asauchi Suke]uro - Iga Ninja* Iga ninjal I'm Asauchi Sukejurol

*Kamato Shilzen - Iga Ninja*™ I'm Kamato Shiizen.

**Kamato Shiizen - Iga Ninja**

**Manaita Suminosuke - Iga Ninja**

*Manaita Suminosuke - Iga Ninja** I am Manaita Suminosuke.

**Manaita Suminosuke - Iga Ninja**

*Karikawa Niemon - Iga Ninja*™ I'm Karikawa Niemon.

*Karikawa Niemon - Iga Ninja*™*

Yukihal

Youmal

What's going on?

My father is part of Tenyaku.

What did you say?

I overheard you and the doctor talking about stealing...

As lzumo's daughter, I had to tell him about it.

But... why did you keep your family a secret?

I wanted to study in your fief so I hid my family name.

But now... for my father and my Clan,

1 will never give you this document.

1 can't believe you want us to be enemies.

We can't avoid our destiny.

Yukiha... why is this happening?

If 1 don't help him... He'll be in a terrible position.

But I can't give it to him.

What should I do?

One person coming. Show him a room!

We missed our best opportunity. The next time...

They'll make a plan... using their bodies.

That's exactly what we want.

Female ninjas... and their bodies. Could it be better?

In this world, we can always take time to deal with women.

That's not true.

I know one man who doesn't like women.

Gunki, I need to talk to you.

What do you want to say?

Is there any way I can tell what's been written...

... without giving the documents away?

What?

Perhaps if I could give the information...

... we could all be happy together. Is that possible, Gunki?

We should avoid violence if possible.

Yes, I understand, Yukiha.

I'm depending on you.

Giving them just the information?

Wait a minute! Our enemy Is a band of female ninjas...

Perhaps an enjoyable deal could be made.

What can we do? I didn't know there would be ninjas, too.

Before we can do anything with Yukiha,

we need to destroy the ninjas.

But how?

Don't forget, we are the best female ninjas!

Exactly. They look like ninjas,

but inside they are still just dirty old men.

They will easily become our victims.

What's wrong? You don't seem convinced.

1 don't know. I don't like men.

Are you really be a female ninja?

I'll show you what to do... Watch me carefully.

There are good things ahead for us...

Except for Suminosuke. He may not like it.

That means... something to do with women.

Yukiha wants us to give them the information...

... without giving them the book...

That means we'll have to demonstrate using their bodies.

We can't refuse Yukiha's request.

But, If you lose your control, I'l kill you.

Our purpose Is to remain more powerful than the females...

... and abide by Yukiha's request.

Yukiha, this is a good place to rest.

There are so many people around, there won't be any trouble.

Sukujuro... Where are you going?

To take a piss.

Look... he's the one we'll attack first.

Cutel

A male?

You're behaving terribly!

Never mind. I'll do it myself.

*Female Ninja Trick - Weeping Hair**

How do you like my ninja trick?

I knew you'd try something. Bitch ninja!

You can't get away now.

Iga ninja shadow net.

**Iga Ninja Trick - Shadow Net**

Now get out of this.

Don't rush Sukejurol

Gunkil

You forgot to give her instructions to take back.

I forgot. How could I miss such a chance...

Gunki. Tell me what to do.

Volume 9 Chapter 1 Heading: Dragon Technique

**Sexual Technique - Dragon position**

*Sexual Technique - Dragon position This is how to do it. Listen...

*Sexual Technique - Dragon position I understand. 1 will.

I understand. I will.

Place the girl on the ground and the male climbs on top.

... missionary position. . no creativity...

Stop itl Not in front of me! Gunki, stop them!

This Is the best way to teach them the information.

This is what you requested. It's the only way.

I can't stand it!

How does It feel? Have you memorized the position yet?

Female ninja silk worm.

**Female Ninja Trick - Silk Worm**

The dream... Dream...

Sukejuro! You look terrible!

He fell for the female ninja's trick.

It's my fault. I was too weak! That's why this happened.

There's no point crying. Nothing will change.

0-Koto... you're spirit is with us.

Why do you want the document?

Who employed you?

We are working for the Shogun, We are following orders.

I see. So you're on my side.

But, our purpose isn't killing and dying.

As long as we learn the book, we've completed the assignment.

Don't throw your lives away.

We understand. We want to live, but we also want our dream.

I'm sorry about your comrade.

Yukiha! Don't you want to come and warm yourself?

No, thank you.

Seems like she doesn't like you.

This isn't it!

Youmal

If it was up to me, I'd let you have the document.

Then this stupid war would be over.

I hate our destiny. Why are we enemies?

I want the relationship we had before.

I want to go back and study with Dr. Genboku again...

1 want to be with you. I wish I wasn't a Tenyakul

Don't say that. We can't curse our family name.

I feel the same way... but we can't say these things.

Two people are already dead. Are we doing the right thing?

Youmal

Yukihal

What are you doing up here?

Oh... wait...

I'll give this back to you for now.

Gunki... are you planning to continue the demonstrations?

Do you have any other suggestions?

If not, we must continue. We're leaving... let's go.

We have to get at least part of the document.

No. I think it would be more difficult to tear off pieces.

The information we need deals with sexual positions...

We can steal it with our bodies.

And you must do it, too.

I know...

Stay in contact. Use the Echo trick.

Alright.

Female ninja... I own your life.

What? A ninja division trick?

Shadow.

Iga ninja metal divides shadow.

*Iga Ninja Trick - Metal Divides Shadow**

Gunki! Give me the Instructions for this sexual encounter.

I imagine you've memorized it already.

Volume 3, Chapter 1 from the sacred doctrine

Kuu Han Chou Position

*Sexual technique - Kuu Han Chou Position** Kuu Han Chou Position

*Sexual technique - Kuu Han Chou Position**

0-Shino... 0-Shino...

Echo transmission...

Get ready! An echo transmission!

This is a comfortable position.

The man lays flat on his back... legs spread apart.

The woman lowers herself onto the man...

"The man lays flat on his back... legs spread apart. "

"The woman lowers herself onto the man... I'am proceeding. "

Shiizen... you can finish now. Why do you wait?

I understand.

Female ninja... burning milk shower.

**Female Ninja Trick - Burning Milk Shower**

Worthless female ninja whore!

Help mel

Gunki... you were watching... and you let him die?

It happened too quickly.

Besides, he was enjoying it too much.

O-Ai...

"1 did my service. "

"Continue. Good luck. "

O-Ai...

Goodbye, O-Ai.

I can't stand it! My friends are dying!

Don't be weak.

There's still two of us.

We will accomplish our mission.

They're here!

Thank you for coming.

We are here to avenge the ninjas who died.

Gunkil

Yukihal

Youmal

We don't want to hurt you...

We can't afford to lose more people. Please forgive us.

Give me the document amd we'll end this nonsense.

If it was up to me to give the document away... I would do it.

But I won't betray my famlly to a pack of female ninjas.

Stay back!

If you want it, you'll have to kill me.

Iga ninjas are here.

We must hurry.

Let's do it.

Yukihal

Run! Everyone, run!

Are you alright? Don't diel

Yukihal

Where is the document? Where?

Does your silence mean it's gone?

Suminosukel Where were you?

The document is gone... because of you...

A true ninja can't be afrald of women. You idiot!

I can't believe those girls died...

... on the same day they came to help us!

But, because of them... we have the document.

The mission Is complete. Our dream will come true.

Not so fast! They'll come after us.

Let me handle this. I'm not good with men, but...

I know I can run faster than any man.

Okay. Youma and I will hold them off... while you escape...

Run and don't stop. Take the document to the Shogun.

Okay.

Youma... let's go and meet them.

This Is the short route... Suminosuke, go and recover the document.

For sure, I'll get it.

You! Enemy ninja!

Be a good girl and give me the scroll.

If you want it, then take it...

No. You come over here.

No. You come here.

What a bitch. This is silly.

I'm thinking... It seems you have the same problem as me.

Yes. So it seems.

Truthfully. I'm afraid of you.

Yeah, me, too.

But if I don't do this... I can't return to my clan.

Me. neither. I'd shame the female ninjas.

Well... maybe I should try a position with you.

What do you think?

I was thinking the same thing.

Really? You want to have sex?

Il try.

Gunkil How should I approach a woman?

For you... here is the best way.

If both partners are virgins, sex is best while facing each other.

That means, the man opens his legs...

and the female moves to him.

0-Shino, echo transmission.

What's wrong?

0-Kaya is sending an echo message.

What?

She's so stupid. She already has the document.

In order for it to work this way...

the male must push her away slightly, relaxing her arms.

Then the male pulls gently... soon the penis will enter...

It hurts.

Ahhh... . it feels good.

Iga ninja. Bewarel

Female ninja trick, crab bubble hell.

*Female Ninja Trick - Crab Bubble Hell**

You bitch! Here's my ninja trick... ... dancing fan blade.

*Iga Ninja Trick - Dancing Fan Blade

A little scary.

The only surviving ninja is Niemon.

Here is the document. Luck smiles on mel

Youmal

0-Kaya... 0-Kaya... be strong!

0-Shino... I wanted a happy life...

O-Kaya... O-Kaya...

I'll take you with me... your memory.

Why don't you go back to Edo tomorrow?

I don't want any more deaths.

Youmal

This entire mission confuses me.

1 don't think the document will really help the Shogun.

1 can't go back empty-handed.

Completing the mission is more important than the results.

The Shogun must want to have sex.

The writings aren't going to convince him to doit.

if must want to do it.

So, I'm beginning to think something... deceitful is going on.

Maybe there's a sexual position nobody knows about...

And it wlll ensure a successful impregnation by the Shogun.

Regardless, I have a mission of honour. I must complete it...

Otherwise, the girls who died will never let my mind rest.

Wait!

Let's use her as bait.

That's a great idea.

If we kill both of them,

we can relax... go anywhere we want.

One more thing... what exactly are you doing this for?

I know there's something more at stake here.

My true ambition?

Are you planning to go somewhere else besides our territory?

I talked to her...

You want to fight me for the document, right?

Yes. I'm Karikawa Nlemon. Master fighter.

Youma... we know nothing about a fight for the document...

What's this about, Niemon?

Don't be afraid.

What? This document is...

Don't be so attached to it.

Ready? Let's fight!

Start.

Young boy... I've seen your show.

Now let me demonstrate my skill.

Iga ninja shadow cross sword.

*Iga Ninja Trick - Shadow Cross Sword™ Iga ninja shadow cross sword.

**Iga Ninja Trick - Shadow Cross Sword™

Now you can't move.

Female ninja. Make your choice... sex or fight!

What did you say? That's ridiculous.

I want to have sex... but I can do both.

Then maybe we will be equals.

You cocky bastard!

Female ninja. Come out! I know you're hiding.

If you want to kill me... show yourself.

Don't do it, O-Shinol

I need to accomplish my mission.

Gunkil Tell me the best way to have sex in this position.

Alright... I'l check.

Chapter 27 describes It... Monkey tree grab position.

**Sexual Technique - Monkey tree grab™* Chapter 27 describes it... Monkey tree grab position.

**Sexual Technique - Monkey tree grab*™

*Sexual Technique - Monkey tree grab™ Give me the details.

**Sexual Technique - Monkey tree grab*™

*Sexual Technique - Monkey tree grab™ The woman approaches and straddles the man...

The woman approaches and straddles the man...

like a monkey straddles a tree.

I understand. Female ninja... you heard...

If you want to help this bastard, come over here.

0-Shino... don't...

Female ninja 1000 hands of Buddah.

What?

Yukihal

My god will introduce you to a sweet death.

**Female Ninja Trick - 1000 hands of Buddah*

Don't stop...

Incredible. I can see heaven.

Gunkl! You tried to kill me. I understand your plan now.

The reason you didn't help any of the ninjas...

You wanted to accomplish this mission by yourself.

No. They served their purpose, then they died.

Don't give me excuses!

1 won't die for your glory!

Gunkil I's time...

My goal... I want to take the document to the Shogun...

Then I'll get the position of Security Chief!

You killed your team for that?

True ninjas don't need partners.

Diel

0-8hino... 0-Shino... hang onl

Our dream is destroyed...

If only... we'd completed the mission...

0-Shinol

Youma.

Yukiha... what are you going to do now? Gunki has the document.

It will be difficult to get it back.

In a hand-to-hand battle, we can't win...

But he has a weakness.

A weakness?

Gunki is male... and I have an idea.

Yukihal You aren't considering using your body?

That's crazy! I won't allow it!

It's the only way.

He's our enemy. If we don't kill him, we'll always regret it.

There's no time to argue...

Let's go after him now.

Gunkil

Yukiha! Where have you been?

The document... where is the document?

I have It, but I can't give it to you right now.

People may be watching.

I understand.

Quickly. Give it to me.

Don't be in such a hurry.

Before I give this to you... I want something in exchange.

What did you say?

I want your body.

Don't come any closer. I'll shoot.

*Iga Ninja Trick - Devil's Tunnel**

*lga Ninja Trick - Devil's Tunnel** Iga ninja devil's tunnel.

Iga ninja devil's tunnel.

I'm finally going to have sex with you. I've always wanted to.

Yukihal

Youma, you bastard! This is an important moment.

Yukihal Hurry!

Yukihal

You can't say anything to her. She only hears my voice.

Yukiha... shoot him with your gun.

Yukihal

Well done, Yukiha.

This man Is your enemy! He wanted to steal the document.

Kill the enemy!

Gunki is our enemy.

Enemy...

Why? You bitch!

Yukihal

I am indestructible!

Youmal

Yukihal

Youma, if I return to Kyoto... there will be a fight over the document.

I'm still confused. I don't see how this document is important.

In that case, let's take it to Dr. Genboku and see what he says.

That's a great idea. We shouldn't be enemies. Let's work together.

Then, if it's a good idea... Let's hurry!

Doctor... how is it?

There's a lot of information... descriptions of sexual positions.

Perhaps it's valuable because it's been hidden... forbidden.

People have wanted to see it for a long time.

So it could be helpful to the Shogun?

I can't guarantee it.

But everything can be settled by giving this to him.

I'm not sure it will help him.

But, what will happen to Yukiha's family?

For that, I have a grand idea.

An idea?

An idea. A good one.

You two ahould get married.

Married?

Yes. Then the two Clans will get along and prosper.

If you marry, perhaps you can find the best way to have a baby.

Finally, the document was In the hands of the Shogun.

According to the document...

Use the right hand middle finger...

Push your scrotum backwards.

Take deep breaths...

Bite several times...

Rub your cheek on her.

Lift your head quickly.

Look left then right, then up and down. Hold in your stomach.

But, after 5 years of trying there was still no child.

He died without producing an heir.

The document did not work.

However, at the same time...

Youma...

Youma...

Youma, calm down a bit.

I'm sorry.

Youma.

We're going to Kyoto to return the document to her father.

Doctor, what should I tell my father about the document?

Telling the truth Is the only way to make your father happy.

Just explain it to him.

You're right. Thank you.

By the way, Youma... Don't rush to tell him of the marriage.

You are sometimes careless.

Yes, I understand. I'll try harder.

What are you talking about?

Youmal Do you have the Shogun's problem?

Doctor!

Everything is fine now. I fixed it.

Love conquers everything.

Love is the only medicine for that kind of illness.

Something the Shogun didn't have.

Yukiha, you're a special woman.

Youma, you're very lucky.

Yes, you're right.

Yukiha's ninja trick...

did not involve any suffering.

All women are good at this technique.

It has saved a lot of men.

But, unfortunately, not all men.

Cast

Shiho Wakabayashi

Masahiko lida

Miyuki Komatsu

Marino Hase Yuki Ohashi Mika Okamoto

Hidehiko Ishikura

Directed by Masaru Tsushima

Translation by Amy Asai and Thomas Weisser

Subtitled by Marukomu