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Can we please pick up
the pace?
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Hey, you shouldn't have come
with me on Errand Day if you
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didn't have the time.
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You said you needed a ride, and
you only had one thing to do.
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Yeah, run errands.
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Plus, you got something, too.
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ONE thing. At ONE place.
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I had to pick it up
for Elise's birthday.
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Nice, huh?
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The box is okay, I guess.
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It's an heirloom.
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It was the only thing of value
my great-great grandmother
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brought with her to this
country.
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I got it engraved, see?
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Who's Elsie?
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What?! Oh no...
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What's going on here?
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Ta-DAAA!
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Oh, Magic.
Never mind, we're going.
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Cool, magic!
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Seriously?
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How old are you?
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Magicians have powers
that normal humans
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can't understand, Dan.
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No, they have gimmicky
decks of cards and
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thinly-veiled distractions.
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"You will feel a punch.
Watch this hand..."
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Ow... How'd you do that?
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For my next illusion,
I'll need a volunteer.
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How about you?
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Behold, a necklace!
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Transportatum necklaronicum!
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It's gone!
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OK.
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Now let's make it re-appear
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so we can all get
on with our lives.
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I'm sorry, but that
would be impossible.
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I banished it to the fourth
dimension of the Universe.
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What!? Oh no.
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Oh yes. Your necklace is
now in another realm.
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A small price to pay for...
...magic!
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Hey buddy, you might fool
children and Chris here,
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but we both know that
magic is a scam.
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Now give my friend
his necklace back.
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Abra Cadabra!
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Wait, those look like...
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Abra Cadabra!
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Hey! I know you're in there!
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It's no use, Dan.
You can't fight a magician.
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For the last time,
magic is not real!
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So, this isn't your underwear?
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Grr!
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MAGICIAN!!!
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That magician made
the necklace just...
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"Poof."
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It's your fault.
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You let that crook run free.
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So did you!
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And now I'll stop at
nothing to get even.
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Hence, my plan.
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Walking around until
you run into that
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magician is not a plan.
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It is if I have a bat with me.
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That's not so much a plan as
it is aggravated assault.
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I guess we can mangle
his reputation instead.
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How do we do that?
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Come on. I have an idea.
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Hey!
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Yeah, Mom.
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I'm opening it right now.
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Aww... No. I love it! It's...
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What kind of snacks do you
have?
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Ow!
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I mean, Happy Birthday, Elise!
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Hey, Mom, I gotta go.
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Where have you been?
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I was... uh.. just preparing
for your birthday.
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With Dan?
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For your information, we got
you an amazing birthday gift.
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And it sounds like it's here.
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Tada!
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AHHHH!!!
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Magician!!!
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No! No! No!
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What is a magician doing here?
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Making your birthday special.
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What's is your problem?
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Get him out of here!
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I hate magicians!
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You do?
Why?
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Talk about ungrateful.
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Alright, you're up.
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OK. Just point me to the
children.
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Children?
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Isn't this a kid's
birthday party?
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I brought Sprinkles.
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Oh yeah, I said that
children thing so you
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wouldn't be suspicious.
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Suspicious about what?
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All I need you to
do is show me how
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you con artists make
necklaces disappear.
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I can't do that.
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Why not?
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We paid you for an hour.
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Look, I can't break the
magician's code.
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The rules of the Magic
Manor clearly state
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I can't reveal magic secrets
to any non-magicians.
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So the Magic Manor
is where magicians
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keep all their secrets...
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Yes.
I mean, no.
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Ah! I've said too much.
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I always do that.
It's nothing...
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Or maybe one of you
wants to pick a card?
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Ah!!!!
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No. That won't be
necessary.
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Oh, why do I get so nervous?
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Leave us.
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O-Okay.
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Come on, let's follow him.
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Hey Elise, we're going
out. I'll be back soon!
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Is the magician gone?
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Chris?
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Chris, he's gone,
right?...
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Chris?
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Talk about gaudy.
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Yeesh.
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This is perfect!
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We penetrate their sanctum
sanctorum and expose magic
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for the fraud that it is.
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Two please.
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Two what?
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Tickets? Passes? Whatever.
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You have to say
the magic words.
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Are you kidding me?
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Clearly you are not magicians.
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Please get off our
property.
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Listen, meathead, we need
to see The Amazing Peter.
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It's important.
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I promised I'd return
his baseball bat.
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Look buddy, either disappear
or I will make you disappear.
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Fine. Come on, Chris.
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We'll just have to--ATTACK!
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Run!
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Come on.
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It's not that far to the roof.
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I don't know.
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This doesn't seem safe.
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Nothing worth doing is safe.
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Was marrying Elise safe?
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Yes.
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Well, there you have it.
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Hey!
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What do you think you're
doing?
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Wow! That guy's really--
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Ahh!
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Next time...
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Still think
magic's not real?
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Hello, Peter.
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Ah! You!
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What are you doing in my room?
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Or should I say,
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"The Amazing Peter?"
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How did you find me?
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You're asking the wrong
question.
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The right question is
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How do I get my rabbit back?"
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Sprinkles!
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You monster!
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What did you do to
my best friend?
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He's safe. Chris.
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the newspaper is from
today.
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Sprinkles is alive and well.
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But that can change easily.
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What do you want?
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Tell us how every single magic
trick is done.
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I can't! I'm just a
junior magician.
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Useless.
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Come on, Chris.
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Guess we'll just have to
see how long Sprinkles
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can hold her breath.
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Wait! Maybe I can get you
into the Magic Manor.
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I guess that's worth the
life of one rabbit.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm going to put you
on the list as my
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guests for the next show.
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We can't go back as
ourselves.
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There's been too
much... ugliness.
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Well, then what?
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I want you to help us
pass as magicians.
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Now open your closet.
We need outfits.
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Will you please hurry up?
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Ng'aw, you just like to
be included,
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don't you Mr. Mumbles?
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Ahh!!!
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Hi, honey.
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Chris! What are you doing
dressed as a magician?
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I'll tell you...
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if you tell me why you're
so scared of magicians.
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Uh... there's nothing
to talk about.
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Well, Dan and I really have
to go to the Magic Manor.
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And... done.
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Cuter than any rabbit
I've ever seen.
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Hello fellow magician.
I am "Dan the Great,"
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and this is my assistant,
"The Enchanted Chris."
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How are you this evening?
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Magic words.
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My, your blue eyes are
striking in the moonlight.
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Right this way.
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Come on!
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Ow!
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Top hats...
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Ow!
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Wands...
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Doves...
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Enjoy, Mr. Mumbles.
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You've earned it. Have fun.
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This is ridiculous.
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Where's the room with all the
secrets?
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Every castle has a room where
they keep the secrets!
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OK...it's not gonna
be that bad.
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You can do this, Elise.
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Hi! My name is Eliza.
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I'm here about the lovely
assistant job.
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Are you coming?
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Could you please try not to
get kil--AHH!
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What the...
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They seem to be letters...
English in origin...
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Watch your step!
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Seriously?
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Wow. How'd you do that?
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Just spell out "Magic"
with your feet.
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Man, these guys are
nerds.
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M...A...J--ah!
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Hello?
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A-hah!
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Here's your so-called fourth
dimension.
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I told you this hocus
pocus was mumbo jumbo.
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You!
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Stop polishing watches.
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I need you to go to Pasadena
and work a Jewelry Convention.
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Should be a gold mine, if
you know what I mean.
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Yes, sir.
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I'm impressed.
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There's some serious crime
happening here.
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No, no. Come on! Where is it?
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Wait! I think I've found it.
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Wait!
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Got it!
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Smooth as always, genius.
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Uh oh.
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Alright, magician.
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Game's over.
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We know the truth.
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It's Magnifico the Magnificent,
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and for your information, I
found all these watches,
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and I bought all this jewelry.
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I don't care about that.
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Steal away.
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I just want you to admit
that you don't have
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any magical powers.
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Oh, I have powers.
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Observe!
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Psh. That didn't
even look real.
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...felt real.
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Sleep.
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I'll take that!
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Dan? Dan? Dan!
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Huh? Where am I?
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Magnifico did magic on you.
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He did not!
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He did.
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He stopped you dead
in your tracks.
273
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:04,669
It was magic. Real magic.
274
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,323
Stop struggling.
275
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,238
You're only making it worse.
276
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,676
This should cool you off.
277
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,201
Elise? Elise?
278
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,115
Hi, guys.
279
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,681
What are you doing here?
280
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,597
Well, as long as we're
all chained up,
281
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,904
I might as well tell you
the whole story.
282
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,951
It all started on my
eighth birthday...
283
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,475
Good afternoon, boys and girls.
284
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:31,827
I am Magnifico the
Magnificent,
285
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:38,138
and I need a volunteer to
help me do some magic.
286
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,227
Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!
287
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:45,449
Everyone give a big hand for
Elise!
288
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:51,934
Alright. Just sit down.
289
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:57,461
Alright. On three. ...3...
290
00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:06,731
Ahhh! Help me!! Please!
Stop!!
291
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:12,215
Tada!
292
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,872
Ever since then,
293
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,962
I haven't even been able to be
in the same room as a Magician.
294
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,617
Wow. That's awful.
295
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,097
I mean,
296
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,011
it doesn't explain what you're
doing here right now...
297
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,969
which was my original question.
298
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,146
But, still, awful.
299
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,713
Well, after what happened
to me,.
300
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,455
I certainly couldn't let someone
I love get hurt by magic.
301
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,413
So I followed you here.
302
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,850
I snuck in successfully, but
when a magician asked if he
303
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:43,333
could saw me in half, I sort
of lost it.
304
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,117
What?
305
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,814
He'll live.
306
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,859
Ahhhh. Much better.
307
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,774
Wait, how did you get free?
308
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,081
Well, I got really bored
during Elise's story.
309
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:57,086
Then I remembered my left thumb
is double-jointed.
310
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,393
Eww...
311
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,351
How did you get your
other hand free?
312
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,310
Pulled really hard.
313
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:06,139
Well help us!
314
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,488
Do you believe in Magic?
315
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,011
Uh-Oh!
316
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:09,838
Oh you bet I do!
317
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:10,970
There's no time.
318
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,670
I'll have to come
back for you guys.
319
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:21,502
Don't move.
320
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,460
What are you doing?!
321
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:28,291
I stepped in something.
322
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:32,034
Hey, where's the third guy?
323
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:35,255
Uh... bathroom?
324
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,343
Alright.
325
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,392
Just pick a card. Any card.
326
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,829
Ahem.
327
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:45,569
You again.
328
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,876
Go to your room, Bobby.
329
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,834
Look, I helped you already.
330
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,880
Just leave us alone.
331
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,142
It's not that simple.
332
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,405
Magnifico is more
stalwart than I thought.
333
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,800
The only way to stop him is if
we work together to figure out
334
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:02,369
how he does his so-called
"magic."
335
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,761
I don't know.
336
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,981
Magnifico said everyone we
steal from deserves it.
337
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,070
He was pretty convincing, too.
338
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,203
Fine. Don't do it for yourself.
339
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,292
Don't even do it for me.
340
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,033
But do it for your
little brother.
341
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,383
And maybe a little bit for
me.
342
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,341
And for yourself,
too, actually.
343
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,952
You know, when you think about
it, it's mostly for you.
344
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,433
Do it for yourself!
345
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,739
Okay.
346
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,133
I just have to tell my
parents where I'm going.
347
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,663
Magic words.
348
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:39,536
My, your blue eyes are
striking in the moonlight.
349
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,539
I need to check your box.
350
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,584
Of course.
351
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:52,680
Spin the panel.
352
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:58,555
Alright. Go ahead.
353
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,427
Go to the dungeon.
354
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,602
You'll find my friends there.
355
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:05,171
Save them.
356
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,608
Then go to the dove room and get
Mr. Mumbles.
357
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,218
She's a cat.
358
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,959
What about you?
359
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,134
I need to prepare...
360
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,529
It's time to make some magic.
361
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,706
When we get out of here,
I promise you the most
362
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,230
decadently relaxing birthday
ever.
363
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,667
We'll have monkeys
as waiters, I'll---
364
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:27,497
Shh. Someone's coming.
365
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,543
Ahh!!!
366
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,239
Magician!!!
367
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:35,375
No! Get away!
368
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,942
It's Okay.
369
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:38,987
Thank you.
370
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,858
You're welcome.
371
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,904
Where's Dan?
372
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:51,956
Behold, the power of magic!
373
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,004
And witness the chest
of wonders!
374
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,319
You sir, are baloney.
375
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:10,018
You're no more magical
than my big toe.
376
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:15,197
Can your big toe do this?
377
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,329
What the--
378
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:21,203
Aw, I wish I had a
wand like that.
379
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,121
No.
380
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,383
Stop being amazed.
381
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,906
This isn't magic.
382
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,606
It's just a metal rod hooked
up to a car battery.
383
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,307
Who taught you my magic
tricks?!
384
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:44,922
No one. I figured them out
with plain old common sense.
385
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,316
I'll admit, levitating
was the hardest one.
386
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:54,628
Turns out it's nothing more
than fishing line and pulleys.
387
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:59,763
Aha! Sleep.
388
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,201
Looks like his next
trick's going to be
389
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:07,554
regaining conciousness.
390
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,817
Chloroform vapor.
391
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,471
Magnifico!
392
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,387
Nooo!
393
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,692
Wow.
394
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,913
Mr. Mumbles did not want
to leave that dove room.
395
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,308
Stay right here!
396
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:25,398
Time to show you
a trick or two.
397
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,276
Happy Birthday!
398
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,364
Seriously?
399
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,366
You don't understand!
400
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,672
The magician stole it--
401
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,283
and my great-great
grandmother and then Dan-
402
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,806
We'll talk later.
403
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,286
Well folks,
404
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,376
we've all been through something
very special tonight.
405
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:51,772
I think it's clear now that
magic is a bunch of hogwash.
406
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,991
Hey! Dan!
407
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,384
Abra ca--
408
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:58,344
Huh.
409
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:04,437
I've never seen Mr. Mumbles
attack anyone like that before.
410
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,354
See? Everything has an
explanation.
411
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:10,486
Hey, Dan, I was thinking.
412
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,575
You totally proved magic
wrong.
413
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,403
Right.
414
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,927
And you completely embarrassed
Magnifico by explaining away
415
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,278
every trick perfectly with
logic.
416
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,018
Where are you going with this?
417
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:25,371
I just don't get how Magnifico
was able to get your underwear.
418
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,287
Hmm. I have no idea.
419
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:33,030
So maybe it was real magic...
420
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,555
Ow.
421
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,600
Who's Elsie?
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