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No! I won't go! Let me go!
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You can't make me!
I'll wait in the car!
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I don't like this at all.
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Why did I let you talk
me into this?
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It's time you joined the
Information Age.
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Sounds like a cult.
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You need a computer,
Dan.
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Yeah, you're the last person
in the world to not have
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Internet access. Except
maybe a weirdo in a cabin
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in the woods somewhere.
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What's so great
about the Internet?
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You can watch
TV on your computer.
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I can watch TV on my TV.
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You can keep track
of your friends.
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He's right here!
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Plus, I had him chipped.
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Maybe he doesn't need a
computer.
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We need him to have a computer.
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It'll give him something
to do,
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when you and I
want to be alone.
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What's he going to
do on the internet?
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Something I can help you
with, sirs and ma'am?
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We're trying to explain to my
friend why he needs a computer.
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Do you blog?
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Do I what?!
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Oh, you're one of those...
Okay, check this out.
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Is that 'Scotland
the Brave'?
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That cat is playing
the bagpipes! Without
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the use of opposable thumbs?!
Show me another one.
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They're dancing! And this
is always available?
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For free?
I'll take it.
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See, Mr. Mumbles? It's
all about rhythm.
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"While not as inventive
as other videos in
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this genre, Dancing Cats
Video number three thousand,
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six hundred and twenty is not
without some pedestrian charm.
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Quaint choreography and
sincere-"
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What? What happened!?
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My computer's
broken.
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Ooh. We don't work on
that model anymore.
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It's obsolete.
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How could it be obsolete?!
You sold it to me yesterday.
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I'm very sorry, sir. But
that entire platform's
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been discontinued.
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They're releasing the new
platform this weekend. See?
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Look how happy that
dork is.
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Make this thing work
like that thing!
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Heh heh - okay, please
come back when you're
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ready to upgrade, sir.
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TECHNOLOGY!!!
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Hey, Dan. Sorry about
your computer.
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You want me to ask Elise
if she can fix it?
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The computer is dead. It
goes unmourned.
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Really? You're letting it
go?
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We need to drive to
Silicon Valley.
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I've got a score to settle
with Barry Ditmer.
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Barry Ditmer did not
break your computer.
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Maybe not personally. But
he's the one who made it
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obsolete. The guy invents a
whole new computer system
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every year, and inflicts it
on a docile public. He does
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it with music players, movie
players...
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You can't stop technological
progress, Dan.
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People only say that
because no one has tried.
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This Sunday, Barry Ditmer
is going to unveil the
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Omicron Violet computer system.
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And we are going to stop
him.
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I can't drive you to Silicon
Valley this weekend.
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Stop hemming and hawing.
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I need your help. I am going
to destroy Barry Ditmer!
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Enter.
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Sir, one of our passive
listening devices has
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detected a threat.
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Oh?
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Play audio.
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I am going to destroy
Barry Ditmer!
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Who do you think it
is? The Chinese?
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We don't know for certain.
Voice recognition software
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came up with a blank. Either
it's someone who has never
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owned a computer...
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Maybe some weirdo in a cabin
in the woods somewhere.
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...Or they're using some
sophisticated voice-altering
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device. We traced the signal
to this apartment building in
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the San Fernanado Valley.
It's obviously a front.
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Why do you say that?
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Please don't show me that. You
know I can't stand filth.
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Yes, sir.
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At any rate, it's probably
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a derelict apartment,
peopled by squatters.
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All this leads me to
believe that we have a
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credible threat on our
hands.
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Recommendations?
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Just one.
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Dancing Shadow, your mission
is to provide security to
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prominent technology tycoon
Barry Ditmer. Our government
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has determined that his safety
is priority Alpha-1 Venti.
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When do I leave?
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Sky tether will drop
in 20, 19, 18...
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I'm starving..Garbage. Why
didn't you pack any food?
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I didn't know we'd be going
on a roadtrip, did I?
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Well, do you at least have
any water in the car?
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Bottled, preferably.
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As opposed to... tap?
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Hello? Mr. Ditmer?
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Thank you, Ilsa. Forgive me
if I don't shake hands.
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Human contact of any kind
is my primary phobia.
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Don't worry about offending
me, sir. I'm here to
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help with security, not
make friends.
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Excellent...
That's what I like to hear.
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I'll take a quick tour of the
facility, then report back
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with some recommendations.
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Human beings are so... analog.
eww...
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Where are we, anyway?
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I don't know. We're not
on my map anymore.
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This is your fault.
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Hi, it's Elise. Leave a message.
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Hey, gorgeous, it's me.
Just wanted to check in,
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we're a little lost, and I
thought maybe you could
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help us get back to
the freeway.
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And you'd better not
use the Internet!
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Shh! Do you mind? I'm
trying to leave a message.
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Just tell her you've left her!
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He's left you!
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I didn't leave her!
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i haven't left you.
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He's left you and he's
never coming back!
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Dan! Let go! That phone
is attached to my head!
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Just watch the road!
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Give my phone back! I am trying
to leave a message for my wife!
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You should be trying
not to kill- Aaahhhh!
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Aaahhhh!
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Dan? Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
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Noggin boppin'. I got
noggin boppin'.
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If you're hurt we should
get you to a hospital.
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It's just like lizards. Rainbows
are nature's rainbows.
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Oh, man. I'm going to
find my phone and
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call the paramedics.
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No one ever returns...
from los paramedicos...
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Uh oh.
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It's a little spooky out here.
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You are such a baby.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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You were even less
coherent than usual.
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It was just a little massive
head trauma.
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Hey, I've had some of that
myself!
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AHH!
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AHH!
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That accident looked
like a doozy.
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You saw it?
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I always keep an eye on the
road.
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Just in case someone
breaks down.
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It's part of what I do.
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That sounds very fulfilling.
On a related note, is there
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a garage near here?
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Sure there is.
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What you do friend, is you
go a mile that way...
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This is all technology's fault!
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Now do you see why
we have to stop it?
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You boys are trying
to stop technology?
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Sounds crazy, I know.
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Crazy like my socks!
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What?
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I hate technology, too.
Makes me Zoink! Boop!
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Blahlahlhalha!
Ding ding!
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Finally, a kindred spirit!
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Nice to meet you... Ah...
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Hiram. Hey, tell you
what! Why don't I help
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you push your car to
that all-night garage?
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Then you two can
spend the night at
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my house while they fix it!
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Uh, I think maybe a hotel-
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That sounds great!
Thank you, Hiram.
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What if he's some kind
of whackadoo?
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Hey!
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Later tonight, we can sit
around in our jammies, eat
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some jerky, and I'll teach
you how to throw a hatchet
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so it'll split a skull clean
in halves.
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He seems fine to me.
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I see you noticed Barry's
antigravity waterfall.
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It has to do with the
ionic charge of the
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water molecules,
versus the surface-
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I see how it works.
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Home sweet home.
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Lovely place you have
here.
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Now, If you boys are thirsty,
that kettle's where I sterilize
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my drinking water.
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Actually, I am a bit parched.
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It's also where I take
my baths.
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What time is it, by the way?
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Let's see... According to
the stars, it's nigh on
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eight fifty-three.
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Where's your television? My
stories are about to come on.
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Television?
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WHOA---Not in my house! Tell
you what, why don't you
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entertain yourself
with my zoetrope?
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So does this guy ever
blow up or something?
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I mean, there's not
even a story arc.
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I got one of a plus-size
woman in a bubble bath,
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but it's, it's for my
eyes only if you get me?
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We get you.
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Holograms are so last
millennium. Don't you think?
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Barry's been working on
direct synaptic interface.
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You mean... mind control?
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Isn't it exciting?
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Soon, his signal will go
out to the entire world!
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I named her Peggy.
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Yeah, still prefer television.
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I'm getting the feeling
you don't hate technology
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as much as I do.
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Probably not as much.
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I do like television.
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So that's how it is.
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Well, let me tell you,
I got something way
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better than television.
Have a seat.
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We....should
probably get going.
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SIT DOWN!
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We'll call this puppet "Dean."
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Oh, hang on, something's
missing. That's better.
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I think these characters
are based on us.
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Don't be ridiculous.
No one would do that.
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And here's Dean's big
dumb friend,
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we'll call him "Moose."
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OOOOHH!
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Wait a minute. I think these
characters are based on us.
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Eagle's Nest, this
is Dancing Shadow.
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We have a situation. Barry
Ditmer is developing mind
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control technology. Recommend
immediate neutralization.
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Negative, Dancing Shadow.
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Your job is to provide
security, not investigate
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Mr. Ditmer.
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But...
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Stay on mission,
Dancing Shadow.
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Forget the mission. I didn't
give up antiquing so some nerd
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could control people's
minds.
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And now that I've knocked
Moose unconscious with
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the plowshare, I'm going
to do unspeakable things
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to you, Dan. I mean, Dean.
Oh, no! What
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will become of us?
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Well, I'll be honest,
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I'm probably going to cook and
eat you. But first, let's have
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a little fun. [as Dean] Oh, no!
This isn't my idea of fun!
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Oh my, look at the stars. We
should really get going.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Yeah, Chris, sit down. I
want to see how this ends.
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Not great for us.
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Hayaa!
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Hey, Hiram!
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Peggy!
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Hey! Be careful!
Nice throw, by the way.
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How did you-?
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It's all in the wrist.
You gotta flick it out at
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the end of the throw.
251
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Ah! Thanks.
252
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:22,149
All my things!
253
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:26,936
I'll get you boys for this
if it's the last thing
254
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:31,854
I ever do!! I promise
you, you will pay!
255
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,856
That guy's so angry.
256
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,902
Well, you did just burn
all of his stuff.
257
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,469
Yeah, but to be fair, it
wasn't very good stuff.
258
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,299
I've completed my
preliminary report,
259
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,910
Mr. Ditmer. The
bad news is that
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I've discovered your long
distance mind control device.
261
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:50,568
"Mind control" is such
an ugly term. I prefer
262
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:53,267
"Guiding Synaptic Processes
from Afar."
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00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,660
But your signal's too weak.
At least I got here before
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you perfected it.
265
00:13:57,053 --> 00:14:00,448
It needs some work, true.
But in time the entire
266
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,537
population will be
hopelessly compelled to
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00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,497
buy whatever pointless new
gadget I bring to market.
268
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,937
You do not want to be
trapped in here with me.
269
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,329
Here's the Mark 2.
270
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:15,593
Shorter range, but a much
more powerful signal.
271
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,988
And who's going to try and
put that thing on my head?
272
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,991
I am.
273
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:22,818
Hyeeee-ah!
274
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,646
Ah!
275
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,691
Let me introduce
the Independent
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Logistics and Security
Android. Ilsa, for short.
277
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,351
So, can we go home now?
278
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,964
Have we derailed Barry
Ditmer's plans yet?
279
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,923
Have we stopped the momentum
of technological progress?
280
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:45,014
You have to let this go, Dan.
Don't you see the parallels
281
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,842
between yourself and
Hiram?
282
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,975
What are you talking about?
283
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,760
Oh well you hate technology,
he hates technology.
284
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,676
He's incredibly angry,
you're incredibly angry.
285
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:58,593
Who's angry?! How dare
you?! I'll strangle you!
286
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,551
See?
287
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,163
I'll admit, there does seem
to be a tenuous connection.
288
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,122
If you don't change your ways,
you'll end up just like him.
289
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,516
Hah! I think that's a
stretch.
290
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,778
You know what?
291
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:13,129
We are going to talk
about this.
292
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,523
We should probably get
further away from the
293
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,524
axe-murderer before
we stop the car.
294
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,613
We've gone thirty miles.
295
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:25,098
There's no way he could cover
that kind of distance on foot.
296
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,142
Aah!
297
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:29,015
To the ends of the Earth!
298
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,974
Well, I've been wrong before.
299
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:51,341
Don't let her touch me!
300
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,742
I... shall... obey.
301
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:04,528
She almost touched me.
302
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,926
Okay, let's go destroy
Omicron Violet,
303
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:15,539
ruin Barry Ditmer's
day, and go home.
304
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,106
How are we going to get inside?
305
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:22,416
I'm thinking grappling hooks
and climbing equipment.
306
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,419
Always taking the easy way.
307
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,379
Think you're so great,
just because you're one
308
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,730
of the richest and most
important people in the world.
309
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,167
Jerk.
310
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,820
Voice recognition complete.
311
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,909
That is the individual
who threatened you.
312
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,738
Would you please
terminate them for me?
313
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,784
I hear and obey.
314
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,438
Where could he be?
315
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:48,964
He is the boss, right? I imagine
he'd be on the top floor.
316
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,619
Ulp!
317
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,230
What was that? ....Chris?
318
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:59,018
Chris evaporated? No, it's
too chilly for that.
319
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,586
Elise? Where did you come from?
What are you doing here?
320
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,067
Eliminating a threat
to Mr. Ditmer.
321
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,244
Don't take this the wrong way,
but chrome is not your color.
322
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,507
Prepare to be terminated.
323
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,771
How does one prepare
to be- Whoa!
324
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,816
Seriously?!
325
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,166
Seriously...
326
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,604
I knew it! You never
liked me!
327
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:27,481
Go away! Nobody in
here but us boxes.
328
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,526
It's all in the wrist, you
gotta flick it out at the
329
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,572
end of the throw.
330
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,541
Whoa! Where am I?
331
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,325
I'm sorry!
332
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,369
Don't kill me!
333
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,284
Dan, it's okay.
I'm myself again.
334
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,808
Forgive me if I'm
not entirely reassured.
335
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:54,029
That was an amazing
throw. You cut off the mind
336
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,292
control headband without
hurting me at all.
337
00:17:56,336 --> 00:18:01,297
Yeah? I mean, yeah. That
is what I meant to do.
338
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:05,475
Stay with Chris, I'm going
to shut down Barry Ditmer.
339
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,607
Nuh uh.
340
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,175
I'M going to shut
down Barry Ditmer.
341
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,481
And break his computer.
342
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,445
You
will find a penny.
343
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,229
Your pockets are full of sand.
344
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,709
That's weird, isn't it?
345
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,276
Beats elevator music.
346
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,191
You sure he can't just
trap us in here?
347
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,236
Every computer system
can be overridden.
348
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,282
This one was a piece of
cake.
349
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,806
You can't
see me, but I can see you.
350
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,851
Rainbows are nature's rainbows.
351
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,984
Don't think I didn't
notice, by the way.
352
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,551
Notice what?
353
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,467
Chris you knock unconscious,
me you try to kill?
354
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,860
I was under mind control, Dan.
355
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,166
It wasn't my fault.
356
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:48,257
All I ever do is
reach out to you...
357
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,825
Well, it looks like my
new security consultant
358
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:54,263
has failed me. Would you
destroy them, please?
359
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,395
With pleasure.
360
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,352
Thanks.
361
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,876
I got this one.
Score to settle.
362
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:03,142
I completely understand
that.
363
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,799
Aah!
No!
364
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,368
Barry!
365
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:16,720
Ilsa! No!
366
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:20,855
Activate security protocol
"Barry's in Trouble!"
367
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,207
Prepare to be terminated.
368
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,034
Uh oh.
369
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,602
Man, I hate technology.
370
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,605
There you are!
371
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,345
Hiram?
372
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,520
Barry?
373
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,565
You two know each
other?
374
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,394
I'll say. We used
to be partners.
375
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,354
Until Barry here stole
my ideas, froze me
376
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,922
out, and stole my
half of the company.
377
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:49,057
How dare you treat this unstable
cannibal that way?
378
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,625
I dropped off the
grid after that.
379
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,628
I've lived off the land
for fifteen years.
380
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,239
And the occasional stranded
motorist.
381
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,589
You never had the
vision, Hiram.
382
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:04,246
Oh, I have a vision, Barry.
Track with me on this.
383
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:07,423
First, I'm gonna finish with
the little guy here...
384
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:12,602
Little guy? How 'bout I show you
my little fist, hill-person!
385
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,779
And then, I'm coming after you!
386
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:19,653
Not if my security robots have
anything to say about it.
387
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:23,309
Destroy them. All of them.
388
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,049
With pleasure.
389
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:29,880
Hey, technophobe!
TV is awesome!
390
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,318
Rrraaarrhh!
391
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:37,758
Nooo!
392
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:43,459
Destroy. Destroy.
393
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:46,245
This isn't over!
394
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,425
You! Don't touch me!
395
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,690
Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.
396
00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:01,085
We've got to get Chris
and get out of here!
397
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,610
The whole place is
coming down!
398
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,962
Wow, those structure fires
really get out of hand.
399
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:08,702
You would know.
400
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,573
I sure would.
401
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,967
Take that, technology.
402
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,883
Take that, Barry Ditmer.
403
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,451
You know, I retract my
previous statement.
404
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,888
You look fine in chrome.
405
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,064
Thank you, Dan.
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