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Oooh! Free! The best
things in life are free!
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Aw, come on! What's in the
box?! What's in the box?!
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Oww!
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Eye patch? This could come
in handy.
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Hey! What gives?
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Gnarly spot, bra.
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Thanks bra! Beach!
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BEEEEAAAAACH!
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BEEEEAAAAAACH!!
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Hey! The one upside to living on
this awful street is that no
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one wants to park here!
Find somewhere else!
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Chillax, bra.
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This is the closest spot to
the beach we could find.
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What?! We must be ten
miles from the ocean!
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Beaaaaach!
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BEEEEAAAAAACH!!!
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So, this is what the lowest
common denominator
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looks like...
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Why....Yuck!
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Who let these children
off their leashes?
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Wha!!
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What kind of idiot just lays
down in a public place?
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Chris?!
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Dan?
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Oh no! Someone
stole your pants!
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It's a swimsuit.
Elise bought it.
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Well I'm sure it
looks better on her.
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Hi Dan.
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Ah! She's here too?!
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I guess my invitation
to this little
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get-together got
lost in the mail.
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I thought we both agreed
that "beach day"
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was going to be a two
person activity.
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Yet somehow, we
find myself here.
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And why do we find
himself here?
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I didn't invite
him... self... here?
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I'm here on a mission to
get back at the beach!
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And if you meant
to hurt me,
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congratulations.
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I have decided to
accept your apology.
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Chris, let's go.
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I'm, uh, going to hang
out here with Elise.
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Fine. As always,
it falls to me.
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I really don't understand your
problem with the beach, Dan.
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Everyone loves the beach.
It's nice, sunny, relaxing -
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have you ever relaxed?
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Once.
It made me very stressed.
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Dan, why don't you just sit
down and join us?
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UH..FINE.
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See Not so bad, right?
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I guess, kind of... Actually,
it's sort of peaceful.
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See, I told you. Not everything
has to be a battle.
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You know, Maybe I got a
little carried away.
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The beach isn't SO bad.
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Ow!!
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Woo..Are you alright?
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You set me up!
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Guys!
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I know places they
will never find your bodies.
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Take it somewhere else.
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Great. Let's go.
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But I thought we were going
to build a sand castle.
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I thought we were
going to have a baby.
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Okay, let's go.
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So, I'm just saying, dark colors
naturally attract more heat.
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You might want to
think about getting
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a white shirt for the summer.
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You! Stop running so fast!
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You! Run faster!
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You! Enjoy the beach more!
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I will not! Close
this place down,
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and we'll be out of
your ridiculous,
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sun-bleached hair.
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Close down the beach?
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No way!
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Sunshine, fresh air, beautiful-
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Hell--o! Either of you
ladies need mouth to mouth?
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I'm certified.
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Yep. This is the best
job I've ever had.
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Okay. I see what's going on.
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You think you're the
king around here.
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Kings don't think, they know.
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Chris, climb up there and
dethrone this dictator.
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We'll see who's king
of this beach!
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Can't we just go build
a sandcastle?
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Ah!
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Sunscreen! In my eyes!!
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You'll never dethrone me.
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This lifeguard job is
mine, mine I say!
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And if anyone--
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Hell--o!
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Yep. Best job ever.
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When I met Elise, she was
dating a lifeguard but
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he died in a freak accident.
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There were freaks everywhere.
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Lifeguards deserve what
they get.
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Dan!
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Fine. I'm sorry your wife lost a
handsome and powerful paramour.
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DAN!
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Hey, bra, ball?
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Maybe this will teach you
to come to the beach!
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Bra, so not gnarly.
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Whooa-aah! Pshhheh! Pheh!
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There's sand everywhere.
It's so obnoxious.
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There's sand everywhere.
It's so obnoxious!
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And carry the two... by george
I've done it!
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I'm returning your shovel.
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...But I'm taking your
bucket.
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Dan, is this really necessary?
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If you know a better way to
make everyone hate the beach,
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I'm all ears.
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I just don't think people are as
bothered by sand as you think.
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They are at the beach.
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Oh yeah? We'll see
about that.
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Curses!
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Fine. If the beach wants to
play rough, we'll play rough.
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Come with me.
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I can't leave Elise here. Not
with that lifeguard around.
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It'll take one minute!
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That's not nearly enough
time for them to realize
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how perfect they are for
each other.
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Alright. I just need
to grab my wallet.
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And your pants.
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There are children watching.
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Hey you, can you put some
more lotion on my back?
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Yeah, sure...
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Are you
coming?!?
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We'll be back in one minute!
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I'll do it in a minute,
honey. Be right back!
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You're sure this'll
just take a minute?
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I've never been more sure
of anything.
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You said one minute!
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Relax! Isn't the whole point of
a "beach day" to take it easy?
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Here, take this next exit.
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City of Industry? What's
in City of Industry?
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Except for the Aquarium!
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Why is it so crowded?
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Isn't there an express line
for people who just want to
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borrow a shark?
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I seriously doubt-
wait, shark? Borrow?
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We're gonna clear
the beach with
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your run-of-the-mill
shark attack.
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It's illegal to steal
from the aquarium.
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Hey, they stole the
shark from nature.
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If anything, we're
unstealing it.
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By the way, how are
you with a tranq gun?
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Oh no!
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Chris! Make yourself look big!
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AHHH!
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Ahhh....You stupid... idiot...
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Wow... this water
is so wet...
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AHHHH!!
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Well, that was un-pleasent!
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Uh-oh. Looks like someone
could use more tranquilizer.
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That should calm him down.
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Whoa whoa whoa.
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I'm OK setting a shark free,
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but I'm not going to
steal someone's boat.
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Stealing? From who?
This is my boat!
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You never told me
you had a boat.
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Oh, so we're telling each
other everything, now?
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Awww... that's adorable.
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Do you think we should
name him "Chompy"...
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or does he look more
like a "Greg?"
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Chompy it is.
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Drop anchor.
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Chompy, you're a noble
and heroic creature.
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Go! Eat the children!
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Wha...? But...
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Are you seeing this?
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You mean Elise, right?
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What? No! No! Chompy's
going the wrong way.
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Gasp!
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He's coming
right for us!
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Well that could have
been a lot worse.
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YOINK!
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The key to a good sand
castle is good sand.
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Seriously? That's your A game?
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AHHHHH!!!
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AHHHHH!!!
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Bad, Chompy! Bad shark!
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Help! Help!
Hel--gggggllll.
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It looks like we might
be out here a while.
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Try to conserve your energy.
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Come... on...
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Well, at least we died
for a good cause...
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Here I come Grandma... Ya jerk.
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Dan. Look!
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Ugh! It's like a million
little problems.
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Where are we?
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I don't know. But it looks
like a giant beach,
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which concerns me.
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Boy, I'm hungry.
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Are you braindead? Those
are probably poisonous.
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Wow. You might've just saved
my life back ther--Ack!
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You're welcome. Again.
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Uh... Dan?
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Whoops.....Ah just a second.
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Uh, Dan...?
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Now hold tight!
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Got it!
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Daaaaaaaan!
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Wow! Good hang time.
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I want to go home.
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Of course you do. This beach
is one giant death trap.
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I'm so hungry. I think
we're in real trouble, here.
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What are we gonna do?
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We... are gonna hunt.
Take off your pants.
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Why do I have to be
in my swimsuit?
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Surface area!
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The more surface area
of meaty flesh,
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the more attractive
you are to predators.
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I guess that makes sense.
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Of course it does. Now stand
still and look more delicious.
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Did you hear that?
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Awww... it's just a penguin.
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Alright. Don't move. I'm
gonna end it.
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What?
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No! I don't want to eat a
cute little penguin!
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It's us or him!
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Ahhh! Evil penguins!
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Run! I'll cover you.
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Eat stick, penguins!
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Ahhh!
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Friendly fire!
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Aaaah!
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Ow! Tropical penguins where did
they get teeth.
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Wanna help me write a big
S.O.S. in seashells?
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Oh Please, nobody's coming.
Our only chance is to sit
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tight and wait for missionaries.
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I think missionaries stick
to populated areas.
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Then my worst nightmare
has come true.
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We're beach people now.
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Oh The wicked sting of irony...
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I miss Elise.
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Oh, she'll move on.
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Didn't you say she had a
thing for lifeguards?
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All I wanted to do was
build a sand castle.
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Good news!
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You get to build the
biggest sand castle ever.
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Cause we're going to
have to live in it.
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Meanwhile... I am going
to create fire!
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So, I've given up on the fire.
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How's our new
beach-front villa?
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And... finished.
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Awww... I thought third time
was supposed to be a charm.
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We have no food, no
shelter, no fire.
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I hate to say it,
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but it looks like cannibalism
is our only option.
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Who are we gonna eat?
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There's just the two of
us.
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Well, I'm not gonna eat me.
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Well, you're not
gonna eat me either!
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Come on, you're the
meatiest.
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Ow!
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Shh. I'm tenderizing you.
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Chris...
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I'll eat you first!
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Chris!
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00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:05,948
What is it?
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00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,342
Look.
263
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:12,694
And you were gonna
eat me... savage.
264
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,093
There, good as new.
265
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,921
Why did we have to
use my clothes?
266
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,576
They're bigger. Looks like we're
gonna make it back alive.
267
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,449
The beach better be
ready for round two.
268
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:32,583
Round two?! Haven't we
been through enough?
269
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,415
So, do you
have a husband?
270
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,982
Not anymore.
271
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,723
Let's go on a date.
272
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,117
Snap out of it, Chris.
273
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,161
Where?
274
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:49,209
I said, "snap out
of it, Chris!"
275
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,038
The boat is sinking!
Again!
276
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,954
See? This is why I don't buy
anything built by Americans.
277
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,478
We have zero standards
for safety.
278
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,958
I can't die now.
279
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,961
I have to stop Elise from
dating that lifeguard.
280
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,051
I don't think you have
a choice. But hey,
281
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,487
on the bright side,
I hear drowning's
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00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:11,492
a very peaceful way
to go.
283
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,407
Apparently there's a
soundtrack.
284
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:23,591
A boat! Over here!
Help!
285
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,375
We're saved!
286
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:29,684
Missionaries! I knew it!
287
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:37,953
Hello, Friend-Ship! How's
everybody doing today?
288
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:43,611
Roughly five minutes from now,
the world's largest trash barge
289
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:47,919
is gonna try to dump sixty
tons of radioactive waste
290
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:52,489
into our beautiful ocean.
What a bummer, man!
291
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,799
Why aren't you eating?
This goo is delicious.
292
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,235
I can't eat.
293
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,063
We're surrounded by hippies.
294
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:05,024
Tree-hugging, corporation -
killing, peace mongers.
295
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,895
Are any of those bad things?
296
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,290
When that barge shows up,
we're going to sneak aboard,
297
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:14,729
get to the bridge, and swipe
the ignition key, man.
298
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,645
Then they'll have to talk to
us.
299
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:24,304
So, how about a volunteer?
300
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:27,872
I know it sounds dangerous.
I know it's gonna be tough,
301
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:32,442
man, but one of us has
the chance to be a hero.
302
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,096
Thunderbird?
303
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:38,448
Aw, I can't today.
My aura's way off.
304
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,581
Aww my bad man, I didn't
know.
305
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:44,411
Well, I guess I'll
have to step up...
306
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,674
and lead a discussion circle.
307
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,676
I'll get the drums.
308
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,591
I volunteer Chris.
309
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,548
What?!
310
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,115
I've got a beach to destroy!
311
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,509
But this whole thing
seems really dangerous.
312
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,120
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
you wanted to pry
313
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:04,953
your wife from a lifeguard's
muscular embrace.
314
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,521
I'll do it!
315
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,180
You're sure this'll work?
316
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,661
Of course, man.
317
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,979
Hey.
318
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,111
Hey.
319
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:32,937
Afternoon.
320
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,374
What'd you say?
321
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:39,379
Never heard no barge worker
say "afternoon" before.
322
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,164
Uh, it's my first day.
323
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,993
Really?
You replacing Phil?
324
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:51,260
Come on, no one can
really replace Phil.
325
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:56,700
Nicely done, old
friend. Nicely done.
326
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:03,403
So the bridge isn't an
actual bridge. Huh.
327
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:08,016
Stop right there, you
free-loving do-gooder.
328
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:11,280
One more step and I
dump sixty tons of
329
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:15,589
radioactive trash in your
"precious" ocean.
330
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,896
Weren't you going to do that
anyway?
331
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:23,945
Looks like I just
"took out the trash."
332
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,513
You came here to help
me! You do care!
333
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:31,779
Ow! You can't fool me, that
felt like a love pinch.
334
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:35,348
Ow! Oh now, that felt
like a mean pinch.
335
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,918
Yeah, man! He did it!
336
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,792
Where are they going?
337
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,447
Chris, there comes a time
in every man's life
338
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,840
when he has to destroy a beach.
339
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,582
For me, that time is
now.
340
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,628
I knew this would
come in handy.
341
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,977
Arrgh.
342
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,370
Aw, man!
343
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:01,330
We've been sabotaged.
People we gotta stop them!
344
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,550
Anybody got any ideas?
345
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,160
Discussion circle?
346
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,119
I'll get the drums.
347
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,820
Dan! Slow down! You'll crash.
348
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:16,650
Oh Yes. Yes, I will.
349
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:24,745
A castle fit for a king.
350
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:43,938
The beach... is... closed...
351
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,940
Oh, Elise, I am so sorry,
352
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,768
it's just that, you know, we
got the shark and then there
353
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,336
was this island with killer
penguins and I haven't even
354
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,295
told you about the hippies
yet; I promise I'll never,
355
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,646
ever help Dan again with
anything if you promise not
356
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,213
to leave me for a lifeguard.
357
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,651
What did you say, honey? I
must have fallen asleep.
358
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,827
You did? I mean, yes you did.
359
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,220
I was right here
watching you sleep.
360
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,744
Hey, you remembered to
lotion my back, right?
361
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,877
Right...
362
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,929
In other news, radioactive
trash was spilled on Venice
363
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:22,455
Beach today, completely
destroying it. However, in a
364
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,674
surprisingly optimistic
turn,
365
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,110
clean up efforts are
already underway
366
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:29,200
What? Why?
367
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:33,117
It couldn't be...
368
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:43,084
No!!! Hippies!
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