Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:27,462
Come on, come on! It's
three in the afternoon!
2
00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:31,509
Don't you people have jobs?!
3
00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:36,297
Helicopter Hal here, your
traffic correspondent.
4
00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:39,169
Wow - woweee! Ewww! Traffice
looks really bad.
5
00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:41,650
In all directions.
6
00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:45,610
Oooh...
Look at all that gridlock.
7
00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:50,398
Now that's what I call job
security. Money in my pocket.
8
00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:51,442
Whoops!
9
00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:52,748
Is this thing on? Am I on?
Hello.
10
00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,548
How do all of you know
when I have to pee?
11
00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:13,551
I just need to get home...
Argh!
12
00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:17,903
You Rubberneckers! What
are you all gawking at!?
13
00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:22,734
What is causing all this delay?
If somebody broke down, get
14
00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:26,347
a bulldozer, push them
onto the median and let them
15
00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:32,266
fend for themselves! A
sock?! That's the hold up.
16
00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:36,357
Come on!
17
00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,750
Just keep cool.
Traffic's moving again,
18
00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:41,666
and soon you'll be home,
in your own bathroom...
19
00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:50,371
Oh, perfect! That's
all I need, you-
20
00:01:50,414 --> 00:02:00,120
and you'll be able to see
the crater from space!
21
00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:12,088
No! Come on! Bladder emergency!
22
00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:16,701
So long, suckers!
23
00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,790
I hate everyone.
24
00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,270
What's the big rush?
25
00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:23,186
Look, Officer. I had three
large sodas while watching
26
00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,753
a movie called
"Rushing Waters,"
27
00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:29,801
and the bathroom at the dollar
theater was out of order.
28
00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:30,889
You may go.
29
00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:35,503
Thank you.
30
00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:36,765
What the-?!
31
00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,272
Give me a break!
32
00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:11,974
Hey, shepherd! Move the
flock out of my way!
33
00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:19,590
Move it! Oh, no.
Oh, no! Oh, no.
34
00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:23,203
TRRRAAAAFFIIIIIC!!!
35
00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:29,992
Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.
36
00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,472
Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.
37
00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:35,302
Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone
38
00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,784
Thank you for calling the
sales offices of- ,
39
00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:40,655
Chris it's Dan!
40
00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,483
I need help. Get over here.
41
00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,398
Yeah, that's a big "no can do."
42
00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:45,573
I'm at the office.
43
00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:46,400
So?
44
00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,836
So, I'm working. For money.
45
00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:51,100
Tell your organ grinder to
give the hurdy gurdy a rest.
46
00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,407
We have to do something about
the traffic in this town!
47
00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,452
Boy, tell me about it.
48
00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:57,454
Do you know how long it took
me to get to work today?
49
00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,282
Why would I care about that?
50
00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,109
You called me.
51
00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,893
Are you coming over or not?!
52
00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:04,505
Uh... not until they
sign my timecard.
53
00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:07,116
Forget it. You are dead to me.
54
00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:10,162
That seemed unnecessarily
harsh.
55
00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:16,560
Hey, sweetie.
56
00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:17,474
{
57
00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,693
Ahh! Hi hon!
58
00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:21,478
Ah. What's all that?
59
00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,785
I'm developing a non-lethal
but debilitating chemical
60
00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,917
weapon for an unnamed
government agency.
61
00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:26,614
How was work?
62
00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:28,093
Fine.
63
00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:29,704
Non-lethal?
64
00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:32,315
Yeah. It's an inhalant that
gives the target acute, intense
65
00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,491
vertigo for several months.
Thus rendering them unable
66
00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:37,189
to use a weapon effectively,
but keeping them alive.
67
00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:40,062
Ah, and why are you making
it in our kitchen?
68
00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:42,325
Officially I never told you
this, but there was a teensy
69
00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:46,808
accident in the lab today.
So many mutants...
70
00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,288
Isn't that kinda... dangerous
71
00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,332
to be mixing chemicals in
the kitchen?
72
00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,333
I mean, where we eat?
73
00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,161
Yes it IS dangerous.
74
00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,771
You are going to have to be very
careful.
75
00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:57,471
Oh great, I can't come into our
own kitchen without worrying
76
00:04:57,514 --> 00:05:00,778
I'm going to get a mind
debilitating illness.
77
00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:02,389
I, uh ya know, this
really stresses me out--
78
00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:08,351
I mean I like. .Oh no! Oh, no! I
have vertigo!
79
00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,571
I can't stop falling! I have
aaaah.
80
00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,573
That was my iced tea.
81
00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:13,922
Oh, good.
82
00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,750
Maybe you could go out
and get me another one?
83
00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:16,577
Of course.
84
00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,752
Just let me clean this up.
85
00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:21,321
Don't. Touch. Anything.
86
00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,278
I'll get it.
87
00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,890
Okay.
88
00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,719
Just go.
89
00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:34,725
Sorry, road's closed.
Reproductive harm
90
00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:43,343
could result if you drive
on the 101. Move along.
91
00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,388
Excuse me, when will the
highway be open again?
92
00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,390
Never. Move along.
93
00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,217
Never? But...
94
00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,219
I said move it, Jerkface!
95
00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,612
You never listen!
96
00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,570
That's not fair! You
don't even know me!
97
00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:56,791
Wait, Dan?
98
00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,053
No!
99
00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,576
Dan it's Chris
100
00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:00,577
I know who you are.
101
00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:01,752
What are you doing?
102
00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:04,538
I'm closing all the
exits on the 101.
103
00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,931
Soon, this road will be
mine.
104
00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,368
Dan get in the car.
105
00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:09,194
No.
106
00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:10,326
Dan ...
107
00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:15,853
Whoops. Time to
go!
108
00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,207
Well, that didn't work.
109
00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:25,602
Of course not! You can't just
close off a major highway
110
00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,604
because you're tired of
traffic.
111
00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:28,910
Stupid police.
112
00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,912
If they didn't have the law on
their side...
113
00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:33,871
And guns. And numbers.
114
00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:37,484
So you're saying step one
is to destroy the police.
115
00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:43,490
Okay, A] I didn't say that, and
B] That sounds really illegal.
116
00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,970
If you hate traffic, why
don't you just take the bus?
117
00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:50,845
If I take the bus, I'm
still in traffic. Plus
118
00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:54,805
I'm on a bus! With
rotten-smelling bus people!
119
00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,503
I take the bus sometimes.
120
00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,461
Exactly my point, stinko.
121
00:06:58,505 --> 00:06:59,723
I do not stink.
122
00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:04,119
You smell like defeat.
And tea.
123
00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,469
Can I drop you off? I've
got to get back to Elise.
124
00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,167
She's working on a chemical
designed to give people vertigo
125
00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,212
if they inhale it.
126
00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,127
Why would anyone
inhale it, then?
127
00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,477
It's a weapon.
128
00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,479
Hey, this traffic's not moving.
129
00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,437
Augh!
130
00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,481
Let's get a traffic
report.
131
00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,397
Woweee wow! Everything's
backed up.
132
00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,486
You people down there
can't get anywhere,
133
00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:27,055
but I can go wherever I
want in my helicopter.
134
00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:30,798
You look like tiny ants from
way up here... Oh wow,
135
00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:31,929
there's a red one...
136
00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:35,498
I'm going to make this
guy pay somehow.
137
00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,718
I promise you that.
138
00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:38,849
That took a while.
139
00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:41,373
I ran into Dan, gave him a lift
home.
140
00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:42,592
Is that your weapon?
141
00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,464
Okay, I know that
sometimes I tell you
142
00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:45,682
not to eat something
in the refrigerator,
143
00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:49,251
but this time, I'm
really, really serious.
144
00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:52,080
Do not open these canisters.
145
00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:55,387
Okay. I promise I won't
eat your chemicals.
146
00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,302
Even if I get hungry.
147
00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,222
Thank you for ca- !
148
00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,397
Chris, Where are you?
149
00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,487
You called my work number.
I'm at work.
150
00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,444
Unacceptable.
151
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,358
Get over here now.
152
00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:10,315
Nuh, uh.
153
00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,839
What do you mean, "Nuh,
uh"?!
154
00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:14,711
Look, you have to respect
the fact that I have a job.
155
00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,844
I don't "have" to do anything.
156
00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,149
Can't you just let it go?
157
00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,716
And let traffic win?
158
00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,849
Admit defeat? Never.
159
00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,720
Well, I can't leave work.
160
00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:27,768
Yes, you can. Just get
up and walk out. Do it.
161
00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,291
Do it! Now!
162
00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:32,555
Look, I'll be over around
six thirty, okay? Seven, if
163
00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,425
traffic's bad.
164
00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,518
Sheesh.
165
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:43,174
You know, there's no
personal calls allowed.
166
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,441
Where have you been!?
167
00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,269
I need help with my plan!
168
00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:53,489
Really, I only need assistance
on the first part.
169
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,405
I don't mean to criticize,
but I don't think that's a
170
00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,841
very good plan.
171
00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,277
Of course it is!
172
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,323
If you crush all the cars in
your way, you could hurt
173
00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,368
someone. And they'd arrest you.
174
00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:07,459
All right, genius, how do you
think I can avoid traffic?
175
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,723
I can't get a permit for my
network of tubes- -that
176
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,639
I wanted to build so I could
travel around the city,
177
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:17,339
and my jetpack experiment
failed miserably.
178
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,428
That's because you tried to
build it out of an old ceiling
179
00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:22,083
fan, a lawnmower engine
and a car battery.
180
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,345
It could have worked.
181
00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,390
Have you thought about the bus?
182
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:28,045
Again? What is with
you and the infernal
183
00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,613
public transportation system?!
184
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:33,050
It's better for the environment,
it's better for traffic,
185
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,618
and, isn't that your whole
thing right now?
186
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:39,840
My THING is not joining a bunch
of filthy vagrants on their
187
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,189
death wagon.
188
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,365
All I'm saying is, if more
people took the bus,
189
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,149
there would be fewer
cars on the road. And
190
00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:47,151
traffic would get better.
191
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:51,852
Is it possible, that somehow
with your pathetic intellect,
192
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,594
that you have actually
contributed something
193
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:57,292
positive to this endeavor?
194
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,424
Okay, it sounds like you
just paid me a compliment,
195
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:02,123
but for some reason I
feel insulted right now.
196
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:02,776
You're welcome.
197
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,651
Hello, welcome to Wally's
Hardware Emporium and
198
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,306
Explosives Depot.
How may I help you?
199
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,830
Actually, I'm not shopping
for anything today.
200
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,919
I just wanted to let you
know that there's some guy
201
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:19,357
down the street who says
hackeysack's not a sport.
202
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:25,102
What? Hackeysack is totally a
sport! It takes coordination,
203
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:28,497
poise, grace, coordination...
204
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,238
Hey, don't tell me,
tell him.
205
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,197
Don't think I won't!
206
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:50,693
Did you pay for those?
207
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,390
Quick. Load these
up. But carefully.
208
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,175
I need to go back and get
more while the cashier's
209
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,089
distracted.
210
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,830
Are you stealing
explosives?
211
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,266
Borrowing.
212
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,703
We'll bring them back after
we're done using them.
213
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,880
Oh. Okay.
214
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,099
Hey, wait!
215
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,494
I don't feel
right about this.
216
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:13,411
Look, we both agree that traffic
is out of control, right?
217
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,849
Right, but I don't see how
we're going to fix the
218
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,981
problem with stolen explosives.
219
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:22,377
That's because you're
shortsighted. And you smell.
220
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:28,688
- Oh, man! Oh, man!
- I am so fired!
221
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,824
Dan Be careful with those!
222
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,521
We'll start at this end.
223
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:37,871
Start what?
224
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,481
Putting the explosives
under the cars.
225
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:43,354
Then, we'll retreat to a safe
distance and set them off.
226
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,574
No cars, no traffic.
227
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,228
That's your plan?
228
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,752
Look, even if you destroy every
single car in this dealership,
229
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,711
you're no closer to
your goal.
230
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:52,973
Sure I am!
231
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,497
But they can always make
more cars.
232
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,021
I'll admit, it's a
temporary solution.
233
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,371
It's not a solution at all!
234
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,722
Do you know how many people
there are in this city?
235
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,724
I don't know, thousands?
236
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,465
Dan there are several
million.
237
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,206
Which means you'd have to
destroy hundreds of
238
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,774
thousands of cars, just to
make the smallest dent in
239
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,254
the traffic.
240
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,391
We're gonna need more
explosives.
241
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,654
It's not going to work, Dan.
242
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,395
This was your idea!
243
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,616
You said fewer cars
equals less traffic!
244
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:32,447
I meant fewer drivers on the
road equals less traffic.
245
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,971
So you want me to blow
up a bunch of drivers?
246
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,756
I did NOT say that!
247
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,845
Because that seems a tad
extreme.
248
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:42,022
Dan, don't blow anything
up. Or anyone.
249
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,632
Seriously.
250
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,156
Fine. But what am I going to
do with all these explosives?
251
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,812
We should probably take
them back to the store.
252
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:54,774
All right. Help me put
them back in the car.
253
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,520
Whoops.
254
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:06,220
What did you do?!
255
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:11,703
I'm not sure. But we should
probably get back. Way back.
256
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,321
Dan, What are you doing?!
257
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,801
Seatbelts.
258
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,542
There is a literal ticking
time bomb next to the car!
259
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,675
We've got to get
out of here now!
260
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,329
Then I guess you'd
better stop arguing
261
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:33,203
and put your seatbelt on.
262
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,831
It's the car-pocalypse.
263
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,276
Real nice, Dan!
264
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,712
You almost killed
us. Way to go.
265
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:10,980
Almost only counts in horseshoes
and-- Total success!
266
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,731
Subject is experencing severe
vertigo. Loss of balance.
267
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:25,560
- Conclusion.
- Total success!
268
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,563
Helicopter Hal here with
a special update on that
269
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,435
giant explosion. Fortunately
no one was hurt,
270
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,916
but the destruction of the
Southland auto dealership
271
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:40,227
has traffic backed up
on every freeway. Oh yeah!
272
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,320
Hey, you. How's Dan doing?
273
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,756
We didn't blow anything
up, if that's what you're
274
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:52,500
asking. It was an
accident, anyway.
275
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,936
Plus, it was Dan's fault.
276
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,678
Chris, is there something
you want to talk about?
277
00:14:56,721 --> 00:15:02,249
No!!! Yes.
278
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:06,122
You did WHAT!?
279
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,386
Dan, Elise wants to talk to you
about getting me into trouble...
280
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,694
How can a human being live
like this? It's like a
281
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:16,219
giant petri dish.
282
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:25,576
Uh, oh. I hope Dan
hasn't done anything rash.
283
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:30,190
Hello, Chris and Elise, If
you're watching this, then my
284
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,452
plan has worked.
285
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,584
I don't like it when Dan has a
plan.
286
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:37,588
Chris, a couple of things you
said have given me an idea.
287
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,895
I'm not going to blow up a
bunch of drivers, like you
288
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,809
suggested...
289
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,767
I did not suggest that.
290
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,944
But when you mentioned
that Elise was developing
291
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,075
a new chemical weapon,
292
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,860
I realized something...
293
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,993
I may have said
something about that.
294
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,213
If the entire city has vertigo,
295
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,867
they can't very well drive,
can they?
296
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:56,694
Oh, no.
297
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,740
So thank you for the idea.
298
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,873
And Elise, thank you for
creating a non lethal
299
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,486
solution to my traffic
problem. Hee hee hee
300
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,706
hee hee! That was my
laugh of triumph.
301
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,797
Did you like it? Because you are
my friends, I have soaked two
302
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,496
bath towels in water, for
you to put over your heads
303
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,499
while I release the chemical
agent over the city.
304
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:23,504
Because I care about you
guys. They're in the toilet.
305
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,114
We have to go. Now!
306
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,681
I didn't mean to tell about your
weaponized vertigo-inducer.
307
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,683
We'll talk about that later.
308
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,297
Oh, no!
309
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:37,257
Yeah, this is
really really bad.
310
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,390
We've got to eat all the
food before it spoils!
311
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:46,440
Hey, where are all your
canisters of-- Oh. Right.
312
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,484
You know, when you
think about it,
313
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,660
this is really Dan's fault--
314
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,097
yeah, it usually is, but
315
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,881
right now we need to figure
out his delivery method.
316
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,536
He's got to disperse the
inhalant over the city
317
00:16:55,579 --> 00:17:00,062
somehow. Maybe a crop duster
or something.
318
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,672
Hmm... Oh. Oh!
319
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,893
What?
320
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:15,512
Helicopter Hal, we meet
at last! Nice jacket.
321
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,688
I don't sign autographs, thanks.
322
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:20,300
Oh, I'm no fan.
323
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,171
Oof!
324
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,303
Why?
325
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,522
That's for making me pee!
326
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,262
What?
327
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,177
You love traffic!
328
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,138
Well it is my bread and
butter.
329
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,618
That's 'cause I
can't digest butter!
330
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:39,188
How is that my fault? You
can't just punch a celebrity!
331
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:44,933
I didn't. Now get in there
and fly this thing!
332
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,980
We have a broken arrow
situation on our hands.
333
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:52,288
Lock in my coordinates.
I need an A-136.
334
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,116
So what's an A-136?
335
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,770
Uh....work stuff.
336
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,946
You know, I'm not sure you've
ever told me exactly what you
337
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:58,729
do for a living.
338
00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,730
I know.
339
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:04,170
I've prepared this statement.
340
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,432
I can't read this.
341
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,783
Why? Journalistic integrity?
342
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,699
No, you have the penmanship
of a four year old.
343
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,876
Augh! Just put me on the
radio!
344
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,705
Oh, no problem.
345
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:23,493
People of Earth! This is
your Supreme Overlord!
346
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,757
Wow. You'd be funny if
you weren't so sad.
347
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,412
Just fly me over
central Los Angeles!
348
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,375
Wow.
349
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:39,161
You never saw this.
Now stay here.
350
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,684
I'm coming with you.
351
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:41,903
But you get airsick.
352
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,731
I don't care. I want to help.
353
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,298
I love you.
354
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,213
Aw...
355
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:56,613
Look at that mess.
356
00:18:56,657 --> 00:19:02,053
Soon it will just be a
memory.
357
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,707
Hey. What is that thing?
358
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,667
I donít know. I've never seen
anything like it in my twenty
359
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,452
years of award
winning journalism.
360
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:13,152
Dan, surrender immediately!
361
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,329
Well, that can't be good.
Evasive action!
362
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,548
What? No-!
363
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,595
Whaaaaaaa!
364
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:26,034
Dan, this is your last warning.
Land the helicopter and
365
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,776
let the minor celebrity
go!
366
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,387
Minor celebrity?!
367
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,823
Did you really not know?
368
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,085
Dan!
369
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:37,088
Wait! We're too high
up! The prevailing
370
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,352
wind currents could blow
that stuff all the way to
371
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,006
Bakersfield if you release
it now!
372
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:52,669
Uh, oh.
373
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,367
Aim for something soft!!
374
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,462
Lucky we were wearing
our seat belts.
375
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:07,075
Where are the police? Famous
person in trouble here!
376
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:11,297
They're probably stuck in
traffic. And you're not famous!
377
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:15,475
I'm on the radio. FM!
378
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:16,476
Give me your jacket.
379
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,478
No.
380
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:23,657
Give me your jacket!
381
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,007
Get off of me!
382
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,401
Dan! Dan!!
383
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,750
Something I can help you
with?
384
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,360
There's one missing.
385
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:35,669
Oh, yeah. I lost my grip on it
when you... TRIED TO KILL ME!
386
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,584
I am going to say
this to you once.
387
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:40,064
Do not shout at me.
388
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:48,638
Are you kidding! What was that
all-
389
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:55,689
And I'm taking my jacket back.
390
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,172
Are you okay?
391
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,739
What happened?
392
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,872
You, uh....fainted.
393
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:08,702
Oh. Did you get the
chemicals back?
394
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,660
All but one.
395
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:11,966
Where did that one go?
396
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:12,967
I'm not sure, exactly.
397
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,935
What's going on-whup!
28606
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof