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Arggggg
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What is that?
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I thought it couldn't get worse
than those awful crickets.
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Man I hate crickets. At
least they're flammable.
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How long has that been
there?
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Bejabbers
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♪I think Kitties are pretty
I think Puppies are nice ♪
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Manfrangensen Animal
Shelter, Crunchy speaking.
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Yeah, I-wait. Did
you say Crunchy?
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S'my name...
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Unbelievable, this jackanape
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Hey, jerkface, shut those
confounded dogs up.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that, sir.
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We're overloaded at the moment,
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and the animals are
a little agitated.
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Why is that MY problem?
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I didn't ask you to build an
animal jail across the street.
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Shut your prisoners up, Warden!
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I'll try to calm them down.
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You'd better.
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Ahhh...
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That's it! ...
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animal shelter!
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Stupid animal shelter!
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disturbing the peace... bet
it's even a no-kill shelter...
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Um, sir?
We're closed...
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Then why's the door unlocked?
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Listen up! I live across the
street
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and this barking is
keeping me awake!
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So stop it already!l
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Oh, you're the dude
who called, right?
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And what of it?
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I'm sorry sir. I tried
everything.
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I tried feeding
them, petting them,
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singing to them,
beat poetry-
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Have you tried just beating
them?
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If that's a joke,
sir, it's so not funny.
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Then it's so not a joke.
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There's really nothing
I can do, sir.
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Here, have some
complimentary ear plugs.
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I know it's only a small
consolation, but
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Gimme.
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Don't make me come back here.
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Next time I'll be wearing
shoes.
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BLEAUGH!!! I've had it!
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If you want something done
right,
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you have to do it yourself.
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I've got to call Chris.
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Awe Come onl
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{answering machine pick
up} Hi, it's Chris.
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Leave a message
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How dare you
let your machine pick up?!
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You are scum. You're
worthless, spineless, rotten
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to the core... That's it.
We are no longer friends.
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I hate you. We are done. If
you ever try to speak to me
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again, I will literally
strangle you.
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Come over when you get this.
It's Dan.
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That's Chris' knock.
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Sounds like he clipped
his nails this morning.
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FINALLY.
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I came as soon as I
got your message.
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Do I smell meatloaf?
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Got my message?
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Why was your phone off?
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Well My, uh... doctor says
I'd sleep more if I didn't
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take your calls in the
middle of the night.
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This is not okay. You never
turn your phone off, ever
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again. Promise me.
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So what do you need me for?
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PROMISE. ME.
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I promise. Why am I here?
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Vengence!
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They built an animal
shelter across the street.
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Another one?
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What do you mean,
"another one"?
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Umm The Manfrangensen Animal
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Shelter's been there since
before you moved in. It's an
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historic landmark. I'm sure
we've talked about this before.
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What was that? I
wasn't listening.
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What's the problem, Dan!
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Well, they won't let me sleep.
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Who's that?
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Would you start
paying attention?!
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The howling beasts! But they'll
get theirs.
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Um-hmm. How?
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You'll distract the
incompetent at the counter.
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I'll sneak the poison
into the kennel.
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Wait, Wait are you planning
to poison abandoned;
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animals?
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I mean, kind of.
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NO!l
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Why not? They're just going
to go to sleep. Forever.
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Dan, these are
innocent creatures that have
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been abandoned by an
uncaring society.
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What if I just poison the
guy who works there?
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That... would be murder.
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But it's for a good cause.
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I can release the animals
and they can run free.
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I don't think that'll
sway the jury.
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So I just wasted my
whole day making
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this poisoned meatloaf!!
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Oh, no.
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Dan, Have I been poisoned?
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Dan......Have you been eating
my poisoned meatloaf?
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Do you have more than one
meatloaf?
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Who has more than one meatloaf?
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Oh, no.l
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Oh, no...
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Maybe you should go
ahead and sit down.
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I'm feeling pretty
light-headed...
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Yeah. You've been poisoned.
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Seriously, you should sit down.
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I think I'm going to faint...
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Fall this way. I'll
catch you.
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You really should
have sat down.
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What are you,
made of sand?
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Well, I'm not paying
for an ambulance.
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I want you to
know,
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you're paying for that
meatloaf with your own
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money... And the poison...
And bus fare.
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Hey, man... If
you're not using that dead
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body for anything,
can I have it?
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You may not. He's not dead.
Don't you listen to that man.
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You're not dead,
pal. Hang in there.
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Only twelve more stops.
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Hello, fair nurse. I
would like to check my
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friend into yun hospital.
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Does he have insurance?
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I'm sure he does.
He's one of those.
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With which carrier?
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Oh, come on!
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This is my friend.
He's been poisoned.
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You are a hospital.
Fix him, please.
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Does he have any
identification?l
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Yes! I'm sure he does.
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I'll need his full
name to--
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Aaauugghh! You and your
endless bureaucracy!
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Sir, I just need his name.
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Forget it! I will take my
business, and my dying
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friend, elsewhere.
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There's got to be an
easier way. Maybe if you had
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wheels or something...
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This guy's insurance plan is
really good. He'll get to
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see a real doctor, not
the actor in a lab coat
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that most people see.
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Come on, rookie...
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Ah Seriously, if this doesn't
work, I'm leaving you.
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I would
never leave you.
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Really?
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[grunting}
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Are you with the Hospital?
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Hey buddy, you mind taking the
next ambulance? Thanks!
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I'm sure the next one will
be here in a few minutes.
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You'll be fine.
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Uh - hey. Excuse me?
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Wait, where are you - what?
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Oof! Ow! Oof! Gyah! Ouch!
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Oh, yeah. This is much
easier.
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Hey! What are you doing
with our patient?
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He was trying to
escape. I stopped him.
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Oh, thanks!
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Looks like this guy's
been poisoned.
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The chart says broken
arm.
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Someonel should contact
this guy's next of kin.
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He doesn't look so
good.
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Fine. I'll call her.
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Hello?
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It's Dan. I've got some good
news, and some bad news.
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Is Chris with you?
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Chris isn't really "with
us" anymore. He's dead.
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What?!
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Well, not dead, but
poisoned.
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Poisoned?!
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But the hospital thinks he
has a broken arm.
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You're not making any
sense.
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Yes, I really should have
planned out what I'd say
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before I called you.
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Is Chris okay!?
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No! He's dead! I mean,
no he's not.
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Where are you?
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I'm at a pay phone.
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And where's Chris?
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I don't know. They took him.
Down the hall somewhere,
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I think.
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Are you at the hospital?
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Of course! What have I been
saying this whole time?!
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I'll be there in five minutes.
And I am not happy.
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Like I am?!
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Say "beep" one
more time.
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Beep?
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Be serious. He still
hasn't woken up.
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Oh, he's fine. They said they
got most of the poison out.
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He's in a better place
now.
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Better place? He's
in a hospital!
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This is pretty much the
worst place you can be.
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I would think shark tank.
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Dan!!
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Well, whose fault
is this anyway?
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Yours!
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No way!
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Listen, if you walk
into someone's house
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and you see a meatloaf
on the counter,
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do you just dig right
in? He didn't even ask.
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You know Chris is on
the See-Food Diet.
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That's no excuse for monkey
wrenching my plans!
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Also, meatloaf isn't seafood.
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Oh! Oh Seafood. I get it.
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It's a good thing you
still have a sense of
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humor even though
Chris is dead. Dying.
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Poisoned. Whatever,
he's fine.
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I. Am going. To get. Some tea.
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Don't touch anything!
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FINALLY.
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Do you want to tag along
on my revenge?
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"Yes I do."
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Do you want to pay
for everythinlg
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with your credit cards?
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"I don't know..."
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Oh, come on, we'll have
a blast!
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"Well, all right. Can I
get a milkshake later?"
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Of course you can, buddy.
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This is the third most
uncomfortable thing that
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I've had to do all week.
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Doctor.
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Doctor.
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Glad I made a copy
of your car key.
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Don't worry buddy, I'll make
you some air holes.
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You'll be okay, buddy.
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Well hello there.
My name is Chris.
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I would like to purchase
these here items.
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My... that's a
lot of dynamite.
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I got some 'sploding
to do.
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Okay. That'll be $3700.
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Why I do believe I'll pay with
my credit card.
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Let me get that for you, buddy.
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Uh... I'm gonna need to
see some I.D. with that...
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Why don't you ring yourself
up a 30% tip?
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Thank you, sir!
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And thanks for your help
there, my good fellow!
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Don't worry buddy, your
money didn't go to waste.
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Thanks again for bankrolling
my sweet, sweet revenge.
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Stupid homeless animals...
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Uh oh, looks like there's no
room for you in the car!
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"Hey that's okay. I don't
mind. Just stick me through
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the sun roof?"
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You sure you don't
mind?
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"I don't mind a bit. But can
we stop for milkshakes now?"
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let's get you that milkshake.
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"Thanks Dan, you're the best."
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RAHWWR!
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Welcome to Burgerphile,
home of the world famous
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burger bowl.
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World famous?
Whatever you say, sweetness.
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Get me a plain burger, a
small cola, and a milkshake
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for my friend here. That's
a PLAIN burgler. No cheese.
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I'm lactose intolerant. You put
cheese on my burger, I will die.
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But NOT before I burn this
place to the ground.
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That'll be $2.98 sir.
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Keep the change, pumpkin.
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You're okay, buddy.
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Ketchup. The one true
condiment.
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Here's your milkshake slugger.
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Thanks Dan. You are
my best friend.
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I know.
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I love you.
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Um I feel.. somewhat
warmly towards you,
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but to be honest this
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conversation is making me
uncomfortable.
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Thank goodness.
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It's Elise.
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I'll get it.
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Yello?
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Where have you taken
Chris? Somebody stole
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him from the hospital.
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And you just assume it was me.
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I saw the security tapes.
You also took our car.
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Possession is nine-tenths of
the law, I'll have you know.
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Technically, Chris is mine now.
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Bring him back to the
hospital this instant!
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He needs medical care.
281
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Bring him back? Why?
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We are having a great time!
283
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Sure he's a little pale
and his breathing is shallow,
284
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,512
but he's fine. Plus he's
gonna help me blow up
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I mean, uh, run some errands.
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I can drop him off
when we are done.
287
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Bring him back now, Dan.
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00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:43,872
What's that? You're breaking
up.crackle crackle, buzz
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You're not even making the
noises. You're just saying
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"crackle" and "buzz."
291
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,053
Crackle, buzz!
292
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Revenge is hard enough without
these stupid distractions.
293
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:14,250
Oh no! Chris! Why did you let
me drink your milkshake!?
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I have got to get my medicine!
295
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Come on!
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Curse you Burgerfile!!!
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You're... going on the list...
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Medicine... Need... my...
medicine.
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Man, I need to vacuum.
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Of Course
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Stay here. I'm gonna
run to the drug store.
302
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:08,130
Oh, Chris... Dan! You have three
seconds to explain yourself.
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We got dynamite...
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Okay, just don't jostle
me or anything,
305
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,615
my guts are killing me.
306
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:18,749
Oooh, my guts!
307
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,971
Hello floor... you and I are
going to be spending some
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time together...
309
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,587
Ah, yes. Great. More
barking.
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There's the icing
on my awfulness cake.
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This'll shut your furry
faces.
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So long, you loud jerks.
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Stop looking at me like that.
Bad kitty!
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Do you want to be
my kitty?
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Ng'awww. I'm gonna call
you Mumbles.
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Let's go, Mr. Mumbles. Do
you mind that I just changed
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your name to Mr. Mumbles?
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FINE.
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Mr. Mumbles? You waited for me?
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I love you, Mr. Mumbles.
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00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:22,177
Okay Mr. Mumbles, cover your
ears.
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3...2...1...
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Noooooooot cooooolllllll!
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...Oh... harsh buzz, bro.
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00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:40,282
Oh no Dude... My Locks, My locks
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00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:42,850
Holy Diver what is
that?!?
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Aughhh! Why Mr. Mumbles,
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00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:53,469
WHY?!?
329
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:58,692
Are you kidding me? A
FIRING RANGE!
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Sir? The doctor is ready
to see you now.
331
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:20,453
No, we did not purchase
$4000 worth of explosives.
332
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:27,895
Good day, sir. Okay! Let's
get those pants off.
333
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:32,203
Um, I'm here about my
face being all scratched.
334
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:35,250
Heh heh. Oh, don't worry,
I'm not a doctor.
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