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I can't believe how much I
hate everything.
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Hi Dan, I just moved
in next door.
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I'm a supermodel.
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I don't care who the IRS
sends,
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I'm not paying
taxes.
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You're cute.
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And so clever!
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If you kiss me, I'll
make you pancakes.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Oh, come on!
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I can almost taste
those pancakes.
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Ugh!
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Ahhh! Ooph!
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No supermodel, no
pancakes, Pfft!
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Reality.
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Why can't I wake up from this?
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My car!
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Three long
scratches?
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Coarse, gray fur?
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Paw prints?
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Deductive reasoning leads me to
the conclusion that there is
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only one possible culprit!
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WOOOLLLLLFMAAANNNN!!!
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Pick up the phone,
pick up the phone,
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pick up the phone.
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Are you screening this call?
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No one screens me!
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I will not be screened!
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Hello?
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Chris! Get over here.
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Dan?
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I thought your court-ordered
evaluation was today?
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I'm not going.
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I have been wronged.
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Again?
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I can't believe it either!
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I demand vengeance!
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Who is it this time?
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The worst, most devious
subhuman of them all!
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The mailman?
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Close.
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The WOLF-MAN!
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The Wolfman.
Like from the movies?
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Like the movies,
but a real one.
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Uh, huh.
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Just get over here!
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Yeah, I told Elise I
wouldn't help you
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with revenge anymore, so...
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Get over here right now!
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I said now!
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Hey Elise, uh, do you need
anything from the store?
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Was that Dan on the phone?
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Yeah. He says he's
been wronged.
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Who is it this time?
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The, uh, Wolfman. I know.
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So you're going?
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Well you told me you didn't
want me to help Dan with his
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missions of vengeance any
more...
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I just said you shouldn't
let Dan push you around.
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You can go if you want.
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Well, in that case I'd
better go.
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Dan said to get over
there right now.
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Have fun.
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Love you!
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Don't do anything... ...stupid.
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What took you so long?
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Nice to see you, too.
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Stupid Wolfman. I'll get you.
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There's no such thing
as a Wolfman, Dan.
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How could you be so
naive? Look at the fur.
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Look at the paw prints!
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There's an animal
shelter right there.
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Look!
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Those are sneaker
prints.
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Exactly!
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Exactly what?
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What wears shoes,
but also has paws?
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The Wolfman!
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So you're saying that
the Wolfman's a jogger.
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"He's an evil beast with
an unsavory bloodlust.
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Of course he jogs!
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If he's wearing shoes, what's
with the paw prints?
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Obviously he runs like this.
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He doesn't run like
that in the movies.
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This isn't the movies, this is
REAL LIFE!
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Stop living in a fantasy world.
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The Wolf-Man screatched
my car, and he must pay!
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Next month.
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Why next month?
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Next full moon!
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Don't you watch movies?
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So what are we doing
today?
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Nothing. Go home.
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No revenge today?
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nah, it got pushed
back to next month.
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Full moon and everything.
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Makes sense. Sort of.
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Ohh, I should have said that.
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That wouldn't work. Too subtle.
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It's the full moon again
tonight. Get over here.
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It's Halloween.
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What? So?
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So I'm handing out
candy with Elise.
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Chris, did you just eat
all the candy? Again?
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Uh.....yes.
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If I bring more candy out,
will it last until the
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trick-or-treaters get here?
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I can't guarantee that.
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Is that Dan on the phone?
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Is that Elise?
Don't tell her it's me!
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How did you know?
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Snitch!
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We're the only two
people that call you.
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Why don't you go
help him?
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Sweet!
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Get over here!
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Can I take some candy with
me?
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Never mind, I don't
need your help.
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The situation is under control.
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Help!!!
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Quiet!
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Who's that?
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The Wolfman.
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I caught him.
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You caught him?
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Mission accomplished.
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Help!
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Quiet!
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You can go.
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Oh, Dan. This is not okay.
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What isn't okay?
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I caught the Wolfman.
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This isn't the Wolfman,
Dan!
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You caught a trick-or-treater.
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Of course he's the
Wolfman! Look at him!
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Does he have claws?
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No.
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So how did he scratch your car?
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Maybe he grows claws.
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Dan, there's no such
thing as the Wolfman!
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Of course there is!
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There is not!
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I want to go home!
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Quiet!
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You can't go
kidnapping children!
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And you, don't you
know not to go
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trick-or-treating
without an adult?
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Yeah, there's a lot of
crazies out there.
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You could end up
on a milk carton.
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Awfully sorry about this.
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Pshhh.
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Owww!
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Well, at least you're here
to help me with the-
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Wolfman!
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There he is! Get him!
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Trick or-
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Aahhh!
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Dan, stop!
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That's a Yeti!
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Help me!
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He's reverting to
human form!
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Ahhh!
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Aaaaaa...
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Oh! Right! I'm a cop!
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Hey!
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This is much nicer than
the last jail I was in.
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That's very reassuring.
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Don't get snippy.
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All right, now which
one of you is Chris?
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That's me, sir.
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Okay, so we have a
wallet, keys, a comb-
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Why do you have a comb?
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Your hair is boring.
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A locket with a
picture in it...
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Hey! That's not me!
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Three bouillion cubes;
two beef, one chicken-
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Really?
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There might be a
soup-related emergency.
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Do you mind?
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I got a lot on my plate and I
don't need to be spending all
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day with a couple of
knuckleheads like you two.
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Oh yeah?
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What have you got going
on that's so important?
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I'm in the middle of a
book I'd like to finish
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sometime this year.
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Good book.
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Not all of it works
though.
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Now, what else?
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Okay, so are Dan?
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Gimme my stuff.
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Okay, we've got an enemies
list and several
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expletive-laced letters to
someone named "Grandma."
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Also, I feel I should warn you
that you are way past the legal
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limit on pocket lint.
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What I do in the privacy of my
pockets is my business alone!
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You can't treat me like this,
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I know people who pay taxes!
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And where are my knucks?
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Brass knuckles are illegal in
California.
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And the rest of the country.
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They've been confiscated.
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Confiscated!?
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CONFISCATED?!
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Dan, don't!
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CONFISCATED!!!!!
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I can't believe this!
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Those where a gift from my
mother. How dare you!
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I'm gonna confiscate
this water!
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What's going on here!?
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How dare you?!
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Well I'm confiscating
THIS. And THIS!
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And I'm confiscating your hat!
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Sir, do not reach for my hat.
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Well, that was
completely humiliating.
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It wasn't my fault.
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That guy was being difficult.
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And whose fault was it
that we were jailed for
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assaulting a minor?
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Okay, so maybe that kid
wasn't the Wolfman.
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Maybe?
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Okay, probably!
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There, are you happy now?!
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What about this situation
would make me happy?
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I'm so tired.
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That's just like you.
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One minor run in with the law,
and you're set to give up.
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Not me, pal.
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Give up?
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N----I'm going to drop
you off and go to bed.
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And let the Wolfman roam free?
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For the last time, there's no-
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Shh! Did you hear that?
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Mmrph. Probably a dog.
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Drive north!
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North, you monkey!
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Ooof!
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Oh, come on!
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How can there be a traffic
jam at this hour?!
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Halloween.
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Normal people are coming
back from costume parties.
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Not police stations.
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I hate everyone.
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You don't hate everyone.
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I do! I hate everyone!
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All that anger's not
good for you, you know.
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It's eating you alive.
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You know what you can
eat?
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I don't have to be out here,
driving you around, you know.
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I've got better things
to do than looking for
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mythical creatures.
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He's not mythical.
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He scratched my-
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I've put up with an awful lot--
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my CAR, he scratched my
CAR.
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I've put up with an awful
lot from you on this
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stupid quest of
yours, but no more.
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I'm out!
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You're stupid.
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Next time you should have one of
your OTHER friends help you.
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Like who?
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I don't know, how about
your friend Ted?
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He's not talking
to me right now.
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You know, people struggling
from anger issues
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That's him!
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That's... the
Wolfman?
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Come on! Get after him!
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Pretend he's a sandwich!!
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What kind of sandwich?
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Watch out!
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Stop it! Let go!
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You let go!
272
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,083
It's my car!
273
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:38,349
We're gonna lose him!
274
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,134
Then let me drive!
275
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,658
Fine! Ahhhh!!
276
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,778
What are you doing?!
Get after him!
277
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,346
I... can't... move.
278
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,609
Aaarrhhh!
279
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,092
You are coming back, right?
280
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:42,196
Wolf-man... Come
out to play-ay!
281
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:49,551
Wolf-man.... Wolf-man...
Wolf-man...
282
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:56,819
Wolf-man.... Wolf-man...
Wolf-man...
283
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:57,864
You didn't have to ditch me.
284
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,170
I think we both know
that I did.
285
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:00,910
You froze.
286
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,564
You let the team down.
287
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,130
The team?
288
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,653
Team Dan.
289
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,176
Did you at least catch the
Wolfman?
290
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,005
No, jerkface, I didn't
catch the Wolfman.
291
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:13,836
I lost him on Laurel Canyon,
thanks to your freezing up like
292
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,143
a bed wetter in winter.
293
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,753
Where could he have gone?
294
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,624
He probably lives around
there somewhere.
295
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:22,584
Next full moon, that's
where we'll start.
296
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,412
So, we try again in a month?
297
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:29,112
No. Go home. Find silver.
298
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:32,637
We need silver to stop
the Wolf-Man.
299
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:36,511
Come back with as much
silver as you can find.
300
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:39,949
And a cupcake.
301
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,695
You are like the slowest
driver in the world!
302
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,610
Thanks for helping me, Chris.
303
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,613
"Mamamanana, Chris." Give me
your silver.
304
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:55,399
This is it?
305
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:56,923
I thought I told you to bring
all the silver you could
306
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,403
find and you bring me one lousy
coin?
307
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,753
Yeah, and I'm actually
gonna need that back,
308
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,190
it's kind of a family
heirloom.
309
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,975
It was my great-great
grandfather's lucky silver-
310
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,020
Hey! Dan! Knock it off!
311
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:10,197
I need silver to
wound the Wolfman.
312
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,894
It's part of my plan.
313
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:12,634
I'll give it back later.
314
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:15,245
But it'll be destroyed!
315
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,639
Stop the whining, already!
316
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,870
Yesss... That will do nicely.
317
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,785
In one month's time,
this will pierce
318
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:42,359
the flesh of the Wolfman.
319
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:46,059
That's odd. It's
not even raining.
320
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:49,018
Ahhh! Owwww! Hot hot hot!
321
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:49,976
Do you even own a bow?
322
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:56,417
No, but I know where to
get one.
323
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:01,726
I still don't feel right
about this.
324
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,554
Keep digging.
325
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,078
I mean, I've done
questionable things before,
326
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,862
but this feels like
graverobbing.
327
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,429
Plus, I've heard this
place was haunted.
328
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,779
It's not haunted.
329
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,390
Besides, do you know a
better place to get a bow?
330
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,088
Uh, a sporting goods store?
331
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,263
Just off the top of my head.
332
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:16,916
I don't have any money.
333
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,483
Besides, shut up.
334
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,745
Ahhh!
335
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,661
Oh gross! A skull!
336
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,099
Let me see. Cool.
337
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:31,017
Yeah.
338
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,761
Finally! Got it?
339
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,763
No thanks to you,
Sleeping Ugly.
340
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,765
Now drive me home.
341
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,637
Ugh, what time is it?
342
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,247
Four A.M.
343
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,554
I'm supposed to have breakfast
with Elise and her parents.
344
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,731
I've been up all night, I'm
covered in dirt....I'm going
345
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,646
to be completely dead in the
morning.
346
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,692
Not as dead as they are!
347
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,358
- Oh, no.
- Run!
348
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,413
In your face, neolithic
indigenous zombies!
349
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,371
Dan, don't taunt the
undead!
350
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:26,637
See you in about a month.
351
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,595
I guess...
352
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:32,992
Enjoy your
stupid breakfast!
353
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:36,299
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Num, num, num.
354
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,475
He's been um... working.
355
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,955
Really hard.
356
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:48,050
Mom, Dad, watch -
he does a really cool trick.
357
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,145
See?
358
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,898
Man I hate coffee.
359
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,247
Why'd you get it?
360
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,770
I used their bathroom.
361
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,076
What does using the bathroom
have to do with anything?
362
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,122
Bathrooms are for
customers only, Chris.
363
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,254
Okay, but why did you get
coffee?
364
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,517
We're on a stakeout.
365
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,650
You have to have coffee on a
stakeout.
366
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,566
Tell me how it's possible
to have a stakeout and not
367
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,612
have a styrofoamed cup of Joe!
368
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,136
Whatever. Can we just drop
it?
369
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,093
Fine.
370
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,094
- Fine!
- Fine!
371
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:32,964
I still hate coffee.
372
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,270
Fine! I don't care!
373
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,098
Can we please stop talking
about the coffee?!
374
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:36,968
Fine!
375
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:42,626
These donuts suck.
376
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,714
Then stop eating them.
377
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,890
And why did we have
to take my car?
378
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,457
Do you know how expensive gas
is?
379
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,416
It's like seven bucks a gallon!
380
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,939
Right, that's my point.
381
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,549
This is your revenge, you
should at least chip in for-
382
00:17:52,593 --> 00:18:01,167
Shh! Let's roll!
383
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:04,387
Aah! Aah! Hot coffee!
384
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:12,917
All over the car! Drive!
385
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,006
Oh, no! I ran over
another cyclist!
386
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,573
Don't stop!
387
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,444
Drive! I should probably at
least see if the guy's okay.
388
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,708
He's fine. I saw him get up.
389
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:24,494
- Really?
- Absolutely.
390
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,453
He is NOT
fine.
391
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:31,197
Yeah, he won't be getting
up for a long time.
392
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,024
He's close.
393
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,157
I can sense his presence.
394
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,899
You can't sense his presence.
395
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,640
I can so. Shut up.
396
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:46,255
Rrrrraarrhh.. Tacos...
397
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:54,568
I told you I could
sense him! Get close!
398
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:07,929
Chris! Drive! Right!
Keep it steady, buddy!
399
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,149
We've only got one shot at this!
400
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,979
Fetch this, Fido.
401
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,983
Good shot!
402
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,637
We've got him now!
403
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:29,298
Stop here! I knew if we wounded
him, he'd lead us to his home!
404
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,953
His Wolf Den.
405
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,216
Why do you have to give
everything a name?
406
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,308
So that's blood?
407
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:42,964
I don't know. Taste it.
408
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:43,921
That's blood.
409
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:48,012
Aww
gross.
410
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:52,103
314. Perfect.
411
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,991
What maniac shoots a guy in
the butt with an arrow?!
412
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,863
Bunch of filthy animals in this
town.
413
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,129
So I guess we need
some more silver.
414
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,218
For what?
415
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,742
You know, to, uh, kill
the Wolfman.
416
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:22,917
Kill him?
417
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,093
Yeah, now that we
know where he lives.
418
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,704
The guy scratches my car,
and you want to kill him?
419
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:28,966
Well, yeah, he's a menace.
420
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,664
What are you, a psycho?
421
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,101
No, I just-
422
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,537
You've got some serious anger
issues.
423
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,105
You know they have
books for that.
424
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,465
That's it?
425
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,032
You keyed his car?
426
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,163
Yep, now we're even.
427
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,077
He scratched my car, I
scratched his.
428
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,689
We spend months on this.
429
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,299
We steal from an
archaeological dig,
430
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,127
my car smells like coffee, and
my great great grandfather's
431
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,086
lucky silver dollar has been
pounded flat and is now lodged
432
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,000
in the right buttock of a
were-creature.
433
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:06,613
All so you could key his car?
434
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,311
Yeah. Wanna hit Burgerphile?
435
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:13,794
No I don't wanna - I just-
Ah- With the- could you
436
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,362
Yeah, okay.
437
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:21,236
You're buying.
438
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,979
Ahh, I'm glad that's over
with. No more monsters.
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