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Ahh, today's gonna
be a good day.
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Aah!
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Aaah! Ow!!
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Oof! Oh, great -
there goes breakfast.
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Ow! My foot! Stupid thing!
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OW! My foot!
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Stupid thing!
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See? I learn.
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Ow!
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Don't even know why I put that
lamp there in the first place.
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What the heck would you
make a swinging lamp for?
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Makes me want to
burn down the 70s.
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Ow! Offf! Was that an armadillo?
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I'm gonna laugh when
you're roadkill.
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What the----
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Not my car!
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Cactus needles?
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Red dirt?
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Adobe?!?
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NEW MEXICO!!!!
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Let's see... uh.. New
Mexico became a state
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on January 6th, 1912, making it
the 47th state in the union.
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and a capricorn...
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The capital is Santa Fe,
it's population
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is just under 2 million...
State bird is the roadrunner...
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Elise hates roadrunners...
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State flower: Yucca flower;
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State song: O, Fair New Mexico,
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which: [sings] "Oh
fair New Mexico,
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we love we love you so...."
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Enough already!
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You're not helping me here.
What are its weaknesses?
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Uh, weaknesses?
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How do I hurt it?
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Ehhhh - it doesn't say.
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We need more information.
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You should go to the library.
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Fine. Be here in half an hour.
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Yeah, I kind of have to
work today, so I can't
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Hello? Dan!
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None of this is helping!
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Shhh.
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Don't shush me. You
don't shush me.
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Nobody shushes me!
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Shhh!
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Shh!
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Well that's the first
time I've ever been
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thrown out of a library.
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You get used to it.
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Now what?
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You still need information.
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Don't be stupid. We go
to a different library.
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I need lunch first.
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It's ten in the morning!
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It's twelve o'clock
somewhere.
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Hurry up, you're
wasting valuable time.
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Is there a time
limit on revenge?
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There's an old saying;
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"Revenge is a dish best
served immediately."
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I don't think that's a saying.
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Hey!
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Are you going to behave
yourself this time?
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Ouch! What was that for?!
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You want to talk to me like
a child, I pinch-a you.
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Can you just keep your cool?
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We'll see.
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Hey Magellan, the books
are that-a way.
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I want to ask that librarian.
Maybe he can help you find
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what you're looking for.
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Help us? For free?
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That's what they do.
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Doesn't hurt to try, I guess.
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May I help you?
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I doubt it.
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May I help YOU, sir?
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Yes, we're looking for
information on New Mexico.
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Right over there between
the 900s and the 908s.
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He's talking in code.
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Get him!
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It's not code, Dan. It's
the Dewey Decimal system.
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Which is a code.
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Well, yes. But a
benign one.
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So he's just talking
about books?
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He is a librarian.
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Hey buddy! Don't
you think we've tried all
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the normal books?
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We need some specific
information.
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How do we hurt New Mexico?
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Why would you want to do that?
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It's personal.
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Personal vendettas
against states?
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Sure, right over there in the
do-it-yourself section.
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Thank you good sir, I - -
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Wait a minute!!
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Drop the attitude pal, we're
customers.
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I told you this guy
couldn't help us.
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I didn't say that.
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I can help you. But I
want something in return.
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I just knew it!
Librarians are jerks!
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Let's hear him out.
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You see that goon over there?
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He's got a new girlfriend
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So?
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It's my wife.
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We... you know, we really only
came in for a book.
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You want help with something,
I want help with something.
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And this guy just mulls
around your library?
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Silently mocking me.
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The gall!
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I don't think I feel
right about this.
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I mean, isn't this the
librarian's business?
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No, it's perfect. We help
someone else get their
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revenge, and in turn he
helps me. Karma!
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Yeah, but-
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But nothing. Shut up.
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Okay, but I'm not
killing anyone.
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What?!?
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I'm not killing someone
for some librarian!
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That's a deal breaker.
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You've run over dozens of
cyclists!
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Yeah but they all lived!
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And I'm not killing
this guy either.
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And now you tell me?!?
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Yeah. Well, I mean, I was going
to say something inside, but...
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But?
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But then I didn't.
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You're right. I should have.
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You should have!
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I know. You're right.
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So he walks away?
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Yeah.
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I wonder if he knows
how lucky he is.
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I wonder if he knows
how lucky we are.
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Dan, that guy looks hurt.
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Hey, you date a married
woman, you get hit by a bus.
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Karma.
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I'm not sure that's
how Karma works...
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Consider your back
scratched.
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Not by us, specifically.
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So, by that you
mean--
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All right. You want
to know how to
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hurt New Mexico?
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He does. I don't really care
much, either way.
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Devil's Throne, New
Mexico... Devils's Washbasin,
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New Mexico... Devil's Highway,
New Mexico... See Chris? Evil.
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That doesn't prove anything.
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It proves the devil keeps a
bunch of his stuff there.
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True...
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It gets worse.
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Hot air balloons?
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Read on.
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"Each October, Albuquerque
is the home of the largest
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hot air balloon launch
in the United States."
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So?
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New Mexico is crazy about
hot air ballooning.
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They love it. It's
like candy to them.
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Is that true?
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Why don't you ask my Masters
in Library Sciences.
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Librarians. He better
be right about this.
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Ohhh, check it out.
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Am I going to make it?
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Of course you are, son.
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See? He's fine.
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So you're going to
New Mexico, why?
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Dan wants to disrupt the annual
Hot Air Balloon Festival.
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Because...
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New Mexico broke his window.
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That's completely absurd.
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Can I come along?
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Crowbar... hammer...
flashlight... survival knife...
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Brutus... throwin' bricks...
half a turkey sandwich...
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That ought to do.
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Perfect.
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All packed?
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Shut up.
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By the way, Elise
is coming with us.
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I did not authorize that.
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I already told her it was okay.
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Unacceptable. She stays.
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Then I stay, and you can go
to New Mexico by yourself.
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I get shotgun.
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Nope.
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All this driving is
making me sleepy.
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Dan! Stop kicking my
seat, all right?
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I'm trying to drive.
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"Dan, mamamananaa."
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Something on your mind, Dan?
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How come SHE gets to
sit in the front seat?
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Because it's our car.
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That's not fair!
This is madness!
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What is she even
doing here?
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You're not the only
one with a grudge
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against New Mexico, Dan.
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Meep-meep!
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My cotton candy!
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NEW MEXICOOOO!!!
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Hello??? I asked
what it did to you!
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I don't want
to talk about it.
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You can't say something like
that and not follow up.
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Chris, back me up on this.
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Chris!
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This is not necessary.
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It really is.
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Come on, we're in the desert.
My eyes are drying out.
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Blink.
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Anybody want anything?
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Only my sweet, sweet revenge.
And maybe some peanut brittle.
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Gyah!
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You'll get yours, Arizona.
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Okay, I've got the
granola, some fruit,
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a six-pack of fennel juice
and Dan's peanut brittle.
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Did he give you any
money for that?
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No, but don't worry,
I have enough.
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I got chips, some crunchy cheese
wads, some chewy cheese wads,
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chocolate soda...
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Chris?
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...some fizzle sticks, cocoa
blasters...
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Chris, remember what
we talked about?
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Which time?
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About eating healthier.
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Oh, it doesn't count if we're on
a road trip. Does it?
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It does.
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Oh. All right.
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All right, Then I'll
only get one thing.
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Thank you.
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I only worry about your
health because I love y-
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Yes! Milkshake machine!
I choose milkshakes!
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Okay.
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With cookies in them!
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Chris...
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It's still one thing
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if the cookies are
inside the milkshake.
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Okay, but we're having
salad for dinner.
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Dan said we were
having burgers.
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If Dan jumped off a
cliff, would you?
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Chris?!
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Uh, I mean... It depends-
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Don't jump off a cliff!
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Well, I wasn't planning on it.
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But if Dan jumped, you would?
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Chris!
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Took you long enough!
I have to pee!
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So, go inside and pee.
We'll wait.
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There's no time!
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Dan, calm down. Here, I got
you some peanut brittle.
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I'm saving it for later.
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You should at least
say "thank you."
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You're welcome.
Now hurry up!
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What is wrong with you
people? Get in the car!
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Am I the only one who cares
about revenge on New Mexico.
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Shouldn't we go?
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Hold on. I want to see if he can
fog up the entire window.
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It knows we're here!
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Hey, drop me off
at the next exit.
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What? It's Roswell!
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Um....Girl stuff.
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We'll take you into town...
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This is good.
See ya!
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FINALLY.
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That was weird, wasn't it?
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What was?
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Elise just asked to be
dropped off in the
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middle of the desert.
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Some people are desert people.
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Elise is not
desert people!
266
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Ow!
267
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,610
Okay, from this
angle it's going to
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be difficult to continue to
hold your eyes open for
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you. So instead, every three
minutes, I'm going to punch
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you in the stomach.
271
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There's got to be a more
effective way to----OOF!
272
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,012
That was not even close
to three minutes!
273
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Safety first.
274
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OOF! Hey!
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I'm starving.
276
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Shouldn't there be a
rest stop or something?
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This state hates me.
278
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I'm hungry, too.
279
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:58,038
Ahh! It's always
about you, isn't it?
280
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:02,564
Well, you're not getting
any of my peanut brittle.
281
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,828
Dan, there's something
I should tell you.
282
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,047
Where is it?
283
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,964
I, uh, ate it. And I'm sorry.
284
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,530
What?!?
285
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,315
It was just sitting there and
I wasn't doing anything.
286
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,447
You were driving
the whole time!
287
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,319
When did you even
have time to eat?
288
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,842
You were looking
out the window.
289
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,061
For, like, two seconds!
290
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,977
I said I was sorry.
291
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,761
I will mangle you!
292
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,851
Hey! Stop it! I'm driving!
293
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,375
Brittle thief!
294
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:38,643
Oh no. Oh, no. Please don't
let it be another cyclist.
295
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,385
Dude! I think you
killed a celebrity!
296
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,039
It's a roadrunner.
297
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,085
I'm pretty sure it's
THE roadrunner.
298
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,303
How could you even think
that?
299
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,871
He doesn't look remotely
like him. At all!
300
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:52,048
They use a lot of
make-up on TV.
301
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,050
Poor little guy.
I feel terrible.
302
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,835
Oh! Quit whining.
303
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,968
We've solved two problems
here. One, the rampant,
304
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:02,015
out-of control roadrunner
population. Two...
305
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,107
This is really good.
306
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:11,241
Like the mighty Native
Americans. Living off the land.
307
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,157
I'm pretty sure they didn't run
stuff over with their cars.
308
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,333
Sure they did.
Pass the ketchup.
309
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,032
I don't have any
ketchup.
310
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:23,993
Useless!
311
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,647
So how are we going to-
312
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,343
Hydrogen.
313
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:26,996
Hydrogen?
314
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,041
Shut up!
315
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,175
I can't believe they
don't serve roadrunner.
316
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,568
I thought you said it
was the State bird.
317
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,918
There really isn't much
meat on those things.
318
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,573
But what's there is very tasty!
319
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,488
So how are we going to
get the Hydrogen again?
320
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,011
Any second now
a Hydrogen truck
321
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,927
is going to pull up to refuel.
322
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,016
Ahh..It's really pretty out
here.
323
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,888
Whose side are you on, anyway?
324
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,281
You got a crush on New Mexico?
325
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,327
No!
326
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,202
Let's go. You pay.
327
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,163
Pardon me kind sir,
might we borrow
328
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,861
a tiny spot of your fine
high quality Hydrogen?
329
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,516
I have one rule about
giving out my Hydrogen.
330
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,213
You have to wrassle me for it.
331
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,260
I have no problem with
that. Chris, attack!
332
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:25,011
Good work back there. For
once in your miserable life,
333
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,056
you didn't let me down.
334
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,993
How come nobody's here?
335
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,168
They're all at the pre-balloon
336
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,082
launch bacchanalia.
337
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,083
Nuh-uh!
338
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,563
Yuh-huh.
339
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,522
I read it in the book.
340
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,961
It happens every year, the
night before the launch.
341
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,877
Every fifth year they sacrifice
a maiden to their pagan gods.
342
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,879
You're making that up!
343
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,360
Believe what you want.
344
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,840
You're not making
that up?
345
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,146
Nope.
346
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,364
We're in the middle
of the desert.
347
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,671
Where would they even hold a
baccanalia?
348
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,898
Sick freaks.
349
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,726
What do you expect from
Hot Air Balloonists?
350
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,250
They're just bad people.
351
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,874
Hello, beautiful.
352
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,184
That's the last one.
353
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:43,236
About time. I'm getting
sleepy.
354
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,282
New Mexico, consider
yourself fired.
355
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,818
Dan, are you
alright?
356
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:06,650
No! I just realized I just
threw away my good lighter.
357
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,305
You almost got us killed and
you're worried about a lighter?
358
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:15,485
It was nice. I liked
it.
359
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,965
What was that?
360
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,184
We'd better go check it out.
361
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,968
But the sacrifice!
362
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,492
It'll wait ten minutes.
363
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:35,201
Nooooo! All is lost!
Aaaahhhh!
364
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,116
Why has Noollab forsaken us?!?
365
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,683
Cry, you balloon goons, cry!
366
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,598
Dan, be quiet! They can hear
you!
367
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,383
YOU be quiet!
368
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,167
THEY must have done this!
369
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,038
Get them!
370
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,083
Uh oh.
371
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,302
This looks bleak.
372
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,564
I've seen bleaker.
373
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:51,347
When?
374
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:55,830
Uh, before. Shut up.
375
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:59,790
Back, Balloonist Cult! Back!
376
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:07,972
That means you too, Ugly.
377
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:12,890
Flying saucer! That's
all I need! Great!
378
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,937
If you're going to probe
anyone, probe Chris!
379
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:26,339
Keep your filthy
tentacles off my-
380
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,036
Oh, hi Elise.
381
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,386
What happened to
Chris?
382
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,172
Cultists.
383
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:37,959
What?
He's fine!
384
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,439
Ready to go?
385
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,483
Almost.
386
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,329
Get that one!
387
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,069
And that one!
388
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,331
Dan, don't.
389
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,463
Oh, you're the only
one that gets to play
390
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,725
with the death ray.
391
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,814
I'm not playing, I'm
flying a highly complex
392
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,860
piece of alien technology.
Quit messing with it!
393
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:17,433
Take that, New Mexico.
394
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:22,569
Oh no! Aaaahhh!
395
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:27,356
Get that one! And that one! Get
that one in the stupid hat!
396
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,098
I have that same hat.
397
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:33,144
Seriously? It's so gauche.
398
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,941
Ooopsie!
399
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,334
Holy Toledo!
400
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,380
There's nothing
holy about Tol-
401
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,387
Where are we?
402
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,823
What happened?
403
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,478
We blew up the balloons. You
fell asleep. That's all.
404
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:06,047
Yes, that is all. We're
almost home. You rest.
405
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:13,359
Oh, okay.
406
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,882
Bye Chris!
407
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,405
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