Original subtitles

[MANY] One eviction, another squatting!

[MANY] One eviction, another squatting!

Come on, come on, come on!

Please step aside!

[LOGI] My goodness, ma'am, what a mess this is getting into.

But don't say anything, or we'll sell this on TV.

Long live the King and long live Spain!

Come on, go ahead.

Home, you little flutes!

Come on, get out of here! Wash your hair, man!

Please don't break anything!

Oh!

But watch out, man!

Watch out for the ladder, okay?

Cops, you bastards!

Screw your fence!

Puppets of power!

You damned old woman, that phrase is mine!

Auntie, you're going to get your house back, third time's the charm.

Be quiet, don't jinx it!

We're going in!

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Attention, Police! Everyone stay put!

-Okay, time to change the door. -But what's going on?

They've finally sent in the riot police.

-Oh, oh!

Don't pull on my tracksuit, you're stretching it out!

-Ah! - You sons of bitches!

Go rot under a bridge! You piece of shit!

How brave you are as a group!

"Come one at a time." —"Stand aside."

Make room. -You bastards!

"I'm pregnant, you can't fire me."

"Get the hell out of here!"

I'll suck you all off for free and you'll leave us alone, please.

Did you record it?

Everything, everything.

Look, I had an abortion because of you.

0 -You fucking cops! -You're ruining my tracksuit.

Antonio, you could take advantage

to agree to a truce so that we can all live together in peace and harmony.

-That sounds like a great idea. -Yes, I'm open to it.

Oh! - To reach an agreement.

Yes, yes, me too. -Antonio, neither walls nor fences?

No walls or fences. Wholesaler's word.

Is your hand sweaty?

No, it's your problem!

Ah.

Finally, peace returns to Contubernio 49.

At Tuk Tuk Rivas we have a fleet

of more than 30 tuk tuks,

electric and ecological

driving through the streets of the capital.

Transporting our tourist friends

and illustrating them with our profound knowledge

of historical heritage.

A famous street...

A big street...

A pioneering company in workplace inclusion

where the qualities of our workers

"transcend their functional disability,

eliminating any unconscious prejudice and bias.

Remember, if you can't afford the Maldives...

...do tourism with Tuk Tuk Rivas!

Tuk tuk! [MANY] Rivas!

Hey everyone!

-Have you had a good week? [MANY]-Yes!

Because mine has been awesome.

And on top of that, we've increased revenue.

More than 30%!

[MANY] Yes!

With 6000 kilometers traveled,

500 tourists

and 2700 euros in commissions, between restaurants

and 2700 euros in commissions, between restaurants

and souvenir shops,

The employee of the month is...

Joaquín!

[MANY] -Good! -Come on up, come on up, Joaquín.

RO BARBADILLO SANTIAGO IBARRETXE Goes up.

Go up.

-There, there! Applause for Juaco. [MANY] -Joaquín!

And the prize he's going to get

A lucky Chinese cat. For you.

And also, a weekend, with everything paid for, at PortAventura.

A round of applause for him.

Hey, pull it inside, pull it inside.

And now, let's talk about the worst employee of the month,

which also has a prize.

With 16 fines and 6 complaints from tourists

and 12 hours of shirking,

I've got you all tracked by GPS...

¡Manolo!

You're a disgrace to the company!

I'm sorry, boss, I...

No, no, no. Sorry my ass.

Come on, let's give Manolo a good slapping.

Come on, give it to him.

Hit Manolo hard.

Come on, hit him. Hit Manolo. Hard.

Well, this atmosphere we have is friendly and relaxed.

And relaxed, it couldn't have been possible

without the collaboration of my partner and "business angel".

A loud round of applause

to the magnificent, to the great...

Come on, come out here, man. Come out. Here he comes, here he comes.

To Maestro Bruno Quiroga!

[MANY] Hey, hey, hey!

Are we or aren't we the best fucking company in the world?

[MANY] Yes!

Oh, "may".

MANY] Oh, "mai". Oh, "mai".

Oh, "may".

Oh, my. Oh, my. Now, let's dance.

the "Mandanga Style".

Go for it, Juaco!

Tell me you like it... There, there.

Dancing, dancing.

I'm going to give you salami here, Jen, the sand. J

[MAN] Thank you. You're a fantastic audience.

Get ready, because we're feeling the moment,

that genius behind: The chicken, the chick, the chicken.

Let's give him a really, really loud round of applause.

to the monologist goalkeeper,

the great Coque Calatrava.

[Applause]

Hey girls, do you want a drink in the VIP area? I've got a bottle.

I'm loaded.

Fruit, da igual.

You have to put up with things at parties. Take that!

[DRUNK] Joaquín!

Come on, take me home, the night has gone badly.

Don't rush me, okay? Don't rush me.

Epa!

- Wow, what a slice, boss. - Yes, yes, it's a good one, yes, Juaco.

There is no doubt.

Parrales, that's life, huh?

You emigrate, you start a business, you crash and burn

and you return to your natural state as an employee of the white man.

Incredible.

Thank you for the opportunity, Mr. Recio.

No, Mr. Recio, no, Chief Antonio. Return to me and pay homage.

-Yes, Chief Antonio. Of course.

Parrales, Parrales,

Stay and keep dispatching.

-Have you signed the contract? -Yes, Mrs. Berta.

Throw Berta. Ay!

Yes, Chief Berta

Did you give him a contract, with social security and everything?

Of course.

If he is very submissive, we can exploit him.

Mariscos Recio no longer operates outside the law.

Maybe that's why we're doing so well now.

Get out of here!

Are you sure you don't need me for anything?

No. You stay and enjoy yourself.

Okay, okay. Better.

More time to act as an all-powerful president.

[MICTORIA] Fishmonger!

-Wholesaler, grotesque crane! -Look at the state of the portal.

We're being eaten alive.

When is Fermín returning from Romania?

He's not coming back, huh?

He is rotting in a Transylvanian jail.

Raluka has reported him for sexual assault.

-And how are we going to be without a goalkeeper? Incompetent!

And what are we paying all this money for?

This crook is robbing us blind! Silence!

I've already found a replacement, and a really cheap one at that.

Toñin, come on, go down and sweep the sidewalk.

Don't I scrub the landings?

No, later. Come on, get down!

But how old is this kid?

16 years old.

And isn't this child exploitation?

No, because he doesn't charge.

Toñin is not working, he is helping his father.

What management.

What's going on? I don't get paid as president either.

That is truly unfair.

Communist, I intend to overthrow you.

even if it's the last thing I do in my life.

Let's go, ma'am, you're going to be late for the gynecologist.

Why go to the gynecologist?

That's been out of use longer than the Chamberí Station.

-[VICTORIA] Rude! Dad.

How long do I have to keep helping you?

Half day, 12 hours.

Antonio!

Oh.

-What is this? -This? A lathe.

You can pay by scanning your mobile phone there, it's one euro each time.

Or you can get the premium bonus:

50 euros per month with unlimited passes.

I offer a 10% discount for retirees.

diminished and presidents with big breasts.

Tucu, tucu, tu.

You gave me your word as a wholesaler that there would be no walls or fences.

We didn't say anything about lathes.

This is a home invasion.

Toñin, stop it!

If you touch me, I'll slap you.

Toñín, you are the highest authority on this website, make yourself respected.

Dad, it's either mud or I control the crowd.

My son,

I wanted to wait until you turned 18,

but circumstances force me

to bring this moment forward.

Take.

-My stun gun. -For me?

It is a noble weapon.

For difficult times.

A neighbor who jumps the turnstile, that's a joke.

Seriously? No mercy.

How cool!

Oh, how lovely!

¡Oh!

For God's sake, put me to sleep and get this out of my system already.

Come on, baby, leave the potatoes alone, you're going to eat the whole bowl.

Get out of the way! I have to eat for two!

Times two, not ten!

Your daughter is going to be obese, let's see how they get her out of there.

We don't know if it's a girl.

- It's a girl, I know it. - I hope so, I already have this one for a boy.

I don't understand why you're so determined not to know the baby's sex.

Because I don't like spoilers.

Oh, I want a chorizo ​​sandwich now, Mom.

Come on, let's go for a walk.

No, leave me alone, you adulterous son of a bitch!

Come on, baby, lift your ass,

The gynecologist said you have to take 10,000 steps.

- Out, both of you. -But I...

If all I do is worry about you.

That I am a suffering mother.

"Get lost already, you pests!" "Damn it."

Honey, don't shout, you're causing fetal stress to my granddaughter.

Out!

-Get out! -Oops.

Menchu, I swear I'm trying, but I don't see how this can be fixed.

Yes, man, yes.

Look, children ruin relationships,

But the advantage is that yours is already dead.

The advantage?

Hang in there, maybe with time...

Look, between the horns and the hormones,

It's normal that Yoli is upset.

But they weren't horns. Oh!

Were you granted an annulment?

-No. Well, damn it!

- Auntie, I don't have a door. Or - Well, then call a locksmith.

No, no, I'll take advantage of this and get a new one.

armored, bulletproof and anti-squatter.

[TV] "Lola Reynolds, the actress from 'Bloody Boarding School'

And 'Zorreo en el recreo' is making headlines again

shortly after being reported for sexual assault

to a coworker 25 years younger."

"This time she was caught evicting squatters

from his second home which, according to sources,

used as an illegal Airbnb, since it is located...".

But what Airbnb? The house is mine.

[TV] "Among those evicted is a man

short stature, a former drug addict, and a pregnant woman."

"Don't pull on my tracksuit, it stretches out."

"How brave you are as a group!"

"Come one at a time!"

"Separate yourselves, leave room!".

"You bastards, I'm pregnant!"

"You can't fire me!"

"Get the hell out of here."

"To rot under a bridge..."

Cheer up, girl. After all, you were already totally canceled.

Well, the important thing is that they're talking about you, right? Even if it's bad.

Lola!

Congratulations!

But... Auntie, you've finally got your apartment back!

Come on, let's go, let's all go for a drink.

No. I don't plan on ever leaving my house.

I can't today, I have an appointment

You? With whom?

Alejandro, 52, businessman,

5 languages, house and yacht in Mallorca.

Maybe he accidentally liked it.

Sorry, but we've been chatting for over a month.

He's furious with me.

Are you safe?

Envious.

¡Que os den!

- But who put this here? - My father.

Pay by card, it costs a buck.

Yes, man, to come in and out of my house.

Ingrid, my love.

No, you left at Christmas and nothing, I haven't heard from you.

Spending Valentine's Day alone felt a little strange to me.

But I see that Easter is coming and...

It seems like you've dumped me, but I'm not sure.

Bruno, I have good news!

I have the numbers for Mariscos Recio.

There's no need, Berta, I have complete confidence in your management.

No one has ever believed in me so much.

How can I ever thank you enough?

Not like that. But weren't you getting along so well with Antonio?

There are things my husband can't give me.

I'd prefer we meet at the fish market.

Don't come to my house, because...

Bruno, my friend!

Holy Virgin, what a tiresome man.

- [WHISPERING] Come into my room. -Should I get undressed?

- No. -If there's nothing between us

Why do you want to hide me?

I don't know. Shut up.

Bruno, help me, I'm having a heart attack!

Ah, you took the bait!

Wholesalers don't suffer from heart problems. Because we don't have...

- [LAUGHS] Antonio, what do you want?

Vice-President. "In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit".

No, no, no, thank you very much. No. - I have many plans.

for this community. I need you.

I have risen from my ashes, like Donald Trump.

But what for?

If you're no longer working, you have plenty of time to screw things up...

To govern us all.

Every great man needs his heir apparent, a second-in-command.

Batman had Robin, Gru had the Minions.

I really appreciate the offer,

Honestly, but I'm not at my best right now.

I told you that the redheaded slut 2 was going to mess you up.

Did I tell you or didn't I tell you?

You told me. Look, I understand, okay?

With how little you get, for the one time you're available...

You may have just had the last time you had sex and you don't even know it.

You're a unique cheerleader, huh? -Who has a friend

He has a treasure. Let's see how my brilliant plan with the lathes works out.

No, no, no, Antonio, please listen to me,

I don't want to be your vice president.

Hey, I saved you from Guijarro's tax inspection.

I told you that one day I would collect on that favor.

Bruno, that day has arrived.

You choose:

Friends or enemies?

Friends, friends. I'm your minion.

Good choice. Will you play Chopin for me?

I need to relax.

Let's not make a big deal out of this, okay?

No, no, no, it's a beautiful moment.

Children leave home, it's a fact of life.

On average at 35, I've given you 16 years' notice.

Blackmailing your parents into putting an apartment in your name.

She has shown initiative. - Mom, choose:

Good vibes or bad vibes?

Good vibes, good vibes.

Take good care of yourself, my daughter.

I'm going down here, Mom.

That's the good thing, we're very close by.

Yes, but I'll visit you soon.

I love you all.

I'm going to take out the trash.

If it's halfway through.

- So it doesn't smell. - Okay.

I'm going to make dinner.

So soon?

Or to do a load of laundry.

Very good.

-Esteban. - Good afternoon.

-No, you go down, you go down. No, calm down, calm down.

I've completely gotten over those fantasies I had about you.

Are you sure? -Yes, yes, yes.

I've been in therapy,

hypnosis, acupuncture, conscious medication...

So you don't want me to eat it anymore, O?

Will you eat it, will you eat it?

Well, that's great, what a relief, isn't it?

What are you doing?

"Tapping", an acupressure technique.

I give myself permission to relax now, I am in control of my impulses.

- My goodness, Esteban. -I own...

Oh my God, Esteban, when I have you near me, I get completely soaked.

Entire.

Well, I'm glad you're feeling better.

My penis doesn't control me, my penis doesn't control me, my penis doesn't control me.

[JULIA] Dad!

This idiot is asking me for a euro to come to my house.

I'll give it to you, daughter, I'll give it to you.

The €50 bonus is a better deal, huh?

Karma, you haven't shown up for three weeks.

without paying for two months.

I know you're alive because I see your "stories".

But I'm going to kill you.

And I'm going to get a roommate, and I'm going to give her a discount.

so that you can help me get rid of your corpse.

Don't look, I'll help you.

-Where are you going with that? -To the good room.

Would you mind taking your things out and putting them in the small one?

Look, Julia, I have a valid contract.

And I'm your landlady and I need the house, come on, I could kick you out.

I take out, I take out my things.

How exciting!

I've never shared a flat.

Where are you going with that?

Nothing, in case you don't pay.

Haven't you been taught, child?

You can't go around giving people electric shocks?

I follow orders. Pay up or you pay up.

Love, I'm at the doorway, but I can't get in.

I'm going to call the police.

"No, no, come by Bendito Socorro, I've got it sorted."

Eh?

Honey, this way, I've taken down the gate.

But are we going to enter and leave the house through the window? Please.

The kid from Rancio gave me a shock.

This is really high.

Take.

-Damn, this is ridiculous. - Give me your hand, I'll help you.

Come on.

Be careful, be careful. - Come on.

- No, no. Let me go.

-I'll hold you. Come on. -Careful, careful!

Urgent meeting!

Quickly, please, I don't like leaving the house alone.

Yes, yes, quickly, I have a TV interview.

You? But what for, you big-headed fool?

I'm a winner, Miss Fine.

Get yourself something to snack on, and we'll have a late afternoon snack/early dinner.

You should have given us a heads-up about the meeting. You need to add me to the group.

And what are you doing here, girl?

[JULIA] What you: I am the owner of the ground floor left.

So they can say that young people don't have access to housing.

[CRISTINA] Neighbors, the situation is unsustainable.

I propose we report the outsiders for preventing us from accessing the houses.

"Haven't we reported them yet?"

We had opted for dialogue.

That bet is going very well, it's going very well.

[MENCHU] Where are you?

From my mother, "At home because she's sick."

"Oh, death rattles."

[FINA] Well, given my age and the timelines of the justice system,

I prefer to be more practical.

My cell has become available.

We kidnapped the fishmonger,

We lock him up for life and that's the end of the problem.

- Oh, what a great idea! - I vote yes.

Yes, yes, a good thrashing and off to the dungeon. I look at you and I kidnap you, you pest.

Yes, yes, but that will require maintenance later.

A hose down every 15 days and a couple of Tupperware containers a week.

Can we focus on not committing crimes, please?

I am proposing legal solutions that do not lead to jail.

Well, when you get tired of being the "loser", let me know.

Where are you going? Fina, wait, they're going to bring us some toast.

Menchu, no.

Oh. False alarm, she's still alive.

[LOLA] Okay. We'll report the outsiders.

And while the trial is pending, how do we get in and out of the house?

"I don't think the bond is badly priced."

-Nobody's paying here, damn it! Do what I do.

Enter through the cafeteria's storage room.

-Who wants a copy?

Me, me. -Me, me, me.

-20 bucks. - Oh, no, no.

It's because I already have an entrepreneurial mindset.

That's the brain for you, isn't it? So plastic.

But what brain? You don't have one. Or - Well, that's why.

"Be water, my friend".

"Twenty lereles".

Hey, the meetings are so cool, aren't they?

Yes. At first, they're fun.

I froze, I was unable to speak.

I thought, "I'm having a stroke."

Stage fright, Coke.

I started with cold sweats, palpitations, dizziness,

He had nightmares in which he went on stage naked,

The piano keys were melting, they were digging into me...

And how did he overcome it?

No, I didn't get over it. I had to retire.

Where is Amador?

Oh, you still work here?

Thank you, Don Bruno, you have cheered me up a lot.

You have a couple of drinks, or smoke a joint before performing, and that's it.

It's about falling back into drugs.

It feels like taking a step backwards in my life.

I'm going to give it a try.

-And that Coque! That Amador! [LAUGHS]

What's up, guys? The "boss" is here.

-Amador, we need to talk. -Oh, "mai", Cuqui.

-Wow, what a makeover. I have a date.

Alejandro, 52 years old, businessman, house and yacht in Mallorca.

This person accidentally liked your post.

Another thing. We've been chatting for over a month!

We've even had cybersex.

Tell him to go to "Tomasalami.com",

We have videos of when you were super fresh.

-You lout! -You whore!

Amateur, amateur.

We need to talk about the way you're running the business.

This one or the other?

Both of them. Amador, your Tuk Tuk party

It seemed out of place to me. - Hello.

Look, Grandma, here comes your granddaughter.

Are you keeping Chloe? I have an event with a subscriber.

How with a subscriber?

I get paid 5000 euros to have dinner with him.

For dinner, and what else?

Dinner, that's all. Just for the pleasure of my company.

And you can't afford a babysitter?

Hey, I'll give you the opportunity

to redeem yourselves from the shitty parents you have been.

Carlota, I can't today, I have an appointment.

-Dad? I have an interview.

Oh no, I'm leaving, I'm going to be late.

Amador, we need to talk. Right away. I'll be right back.

Get out of here. - Well, I tried.

That's between you and your conscience.

Carlota, I also have the right to be happy.

[MENCHU] Is it possible? - No!

What are you doing?

To induce labor.

Stop eating junk food!

If you're hungry, I'll cook you some broccoli.

- And butt! - The GPT Chat says you have to do

things that generate oxytocin.

-Ah. - Yoga, meditation,

Moderate exercise... Although the best way is to have sex.

Oh, look. What do you mean, "Oh, look"?

Mom, this degenerate wants to fuck me.

No, hey, it says so here.

Can't you see I can't? Nor do I want to!

Yes, baby,

on all fours.

You get like that, and you don't even have to look at his face anymore.

No, Mom, no. Or - And eating spicy food?

You're all so annoying. Come on, everyone go to sleep!

Oh, I really want to see his little face.

I only ask God that he doesn't turn out like your father.

Well, not even your cousin.

-Oh, not even Aunt Filo! - Out.

Come on, get out.

[MAN] "Tonight we have with us"

To a hero. A man who was born without a brain.

And yet, he has managed to achieve success.

With all of you:

Amador Rivas, the king of the Tuk Tuk!

"Parked!"

Welcome, Amador.

CEO OF TUK TUK RIVAS Hey, Amador, but does this work or not?

CEO OF TUK TUK RIVAS Watch out, eh? Watch out, I've outrun more than one taxi driver.

Those good little wasps!

- Get out of here, get out of here. You have no brain.

You have a good head.

- Yes, yes, I think a lot. -He didn't get it.

Hey, Amador...

Do you hire disabled people out of solidarity or because it's tax-deductible?

Out of solidarity, out of solidarity.

Deep down, we are all disabled.

Here's the book you just published:

"How to succeed without a brain."

I've "eaten" 250 "paginacas".

"HOW TO SUCCEED WITHOUT A BRAIN"

If you don't have a brain, Amador, what do you have there?

My skull is like a coconut.

I have a thin membrane of neurons attached to the shell,

which would be like the white part of the coconut, but everything else is just water.

Apparently, you're missing a testicle too.

Ah, yes, yes, yes. A bull tore it from me, out of love.

I don't have a picture of that.

Well, don't worry, we figured as much.

"My friend Agustín says it's like a hornets' nest."

"You're invited. Look, look, look."

My God.

Alejandro, how are you?

I've been here for a while now.

I'd like something to drink.

Or should I send you the QR code so you can choose your toast?

Okay, let me know.

Toñín! Forget about buckets. Let's have a ColaCao.

How are the lathes? How much have we collected?

Zero.

Has nobody bought the voucher? It's practically free.

I electrocuted the little boy with the beard,

But then nobody came by again.

How odd.

[FINA] Disgusting! Ugh!

Disgusting! What's she doing there?

Where did it come from?

You damned old woman, where did you come from?

I rappelled down the facade, like in "Mission Impossible".

Liar!

[WOMAN] Are you Antonio Recio?

Well, it depends. - Yes.

It's him.

We received a notification that you have a minor working for you.

- This is it. Well, I'm informing you that it's a crime.

against the workers.

He's neither employed nor paid; he's helping his father.

- Right, my son? - Half a day, 12 hours.

-And your father? - He's been arrested.

Yes!

Well, I'm going to have meatballs left over.

Antonio has been arrested; he won't be sleeping at home.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Some meatballs?

And what happens?

I'm doing intermittent fasting.

Well, let's just go with whatever comes up.

Berta, we shouldn't mix business with pleasure.

And why not? I've never understood that.

It's my fucking house and I have to sleep on the couch.

I'm such an idiot.

Come sleep with me, if you want.

No, thank you very much, Menchu, yes... yes, I'm fine here.

I'm small, I have plenty of bed.

Menchu, really, it's not necessary.

If it was... He was just talking for the sake of talking.

Don't worry, as soon as the girl gives birth and gets over the horns...

Let's see, it wasn't horns!

-Yes!

Where are you going? -I don't know!

I was doing very well, I was... I was very happy.

I had my little apartment,

my billiards,

My friends who came to try out the tantric chair...

My God.

What have I done with my life?

Love.

Come on, give me another one.

Good morning.

Grab it, okay? Otherwise, it's worse.

"Tell me." "Where are you, you son of a bitch?"

"Well, at the bookstore café, my love." "Ah, very good."

-I'm giving birth and you're at the bar. -What do you mean, giving birth?

"My water broke, you idiot."

"Come here as fast as you can or I'll take away your custody of whatever comes out."

I'm going to be a father.

I'm sorry.

- Breathe, baby. Thus: fu, fu, fu. - That's right!

Breathe all the time!

Did you order the taxi? Didn't you call it?

But you just told me, darling!

Don't argue, I'll call him.

Oh, my mobile phone!

What a shitty family!

I'll go to the bus stop, it'll take less time.

And you're going to leave me here alone?

Hey!

Hey!

-Uh... Yoli. -Ah, the one we were missing.

I wanted to talk to you.

Do you think this is a good time, you piece of shit?

Look, I completely understand why you're angry with me,

But it would never have occurred to me to get involved with a married man.

But how was he processing the annulment...

-And had they given it to you? - Uh... No.

Well, whore.

-Oh! -What... what's wrong?

Can I help you with anything? Are you in labor?

Get out of here! Get out of here, or I'll kill you.

Guests.

Here, here, here! This is my wife.

It seems, please, it seems, it seems.

- Just a second, her water's broken, huh? - A woman in labor?

Yes. - No, no, no, no way, no way, no way.

No, no, no! Wait, wait! What are you doing?

Are you stupid? Why are you saying anything to him?

Why would I lie to the man? -Baby!

Just because.

Girl, they won't take it.

Oh! Well, how are you all doing?

Terrible! I've had children with a useless guy!

Honey, I understand you're in labor,

But can you please stop insulting me with every sentence?

Taxi, taxi!

It seems, it seems, it seems!

Oh, "mai", the entire Morcillo family.

Oh! Get out of the way, big-headed one! -Where are you going?

- Get out of the way! Come inside, baby.

- Well... - Baby.

-To the hospital. -Are you in labor?

No, no, no, she is morbidly obese with intestinal obstruction.

What are you saying to him? Are you an idiot?

Will you please stop insulting me, darling?

Start it, start it, or the girl's here! Start it now, damn it!

[YOLI] Mom, calm down!

Maite, I don't mean to add fuel to the fire,

- But I have to close. - He's coming, he has to come.

But he was the one who suggested the date. I don't understand anything.

Hey! What's up, guys? The "boss" is here.

-Did you see me in "The Wasp's Nest"? - Yes, son, yes.

Hey, what time did you say you were supposed to meet?

It's stuck in traffic!

A traffic jam? That one peeked out, saw your face, and took off.

Did the photo have too many filters?

Love...

Yes, yes, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!

Amador, we need to make some money.

Yes, yes, let it all fit together.

Stay still, ma'am. Can't you see it's not opening?

-Chusa? - She's going to mess up our new lock.

- No, no, it can't be. We've packed his bags, -

except for a floral skirt, which I kept for myself.

But, Chusa, it's my house. Yes, yes, yes, and it's beautiful.

Oh, and please excuse Alejandro's slight displeasure,

We had to get her out of the house.

Was that you?

We got the photos from AI.

Doesn't it look convincing?

So, you're telling me I've been chatting with you for a month?

- Well, we've all contributed. - Carmelito especially.

I'm a romantic.

And wasn't there a less cruel way to get me out of the house?

This was the safest one. How his strength is lost through the "Yoni"...

And was the... the "cock photo" also from AI?

From the Cockroach.

It's deceiving, isn't it?

But you guys are such...!

I'm going to report you for fraud, you sons of bitches!

And what about you, huh?

"Maite, 45, novelist."

And I wrote the book. And the photo is from when I was in Montepinar.

Let me give you some advice, ma'am:

If you want to find love, don't lie.

No, no, no!

¡No!

[MAN] "Today, yes indeed."

"We are accompanied by the feeling of the moment,"

The genius behind: The chicken, the chick, the chicken, ♪

the legendary Coque Calatrava.

Aaaah!

Keep pushing, Yoli, you're doing great.

Come on, darling, you can do it.

I hate you, you son of a bitch! What a mess you've made of things.

Oh!

Guys, guys, this should be something nice.

I should, I should!

-Aaaah! -It's coming out, the head is coming out.

-Let's see. - Don't look!

Aaaah!

[COCKROACH] Good morning, beautiful.

We're your new neighbors on the landing, we've just squatted in the house.

That?

If you need us to pick up a package, sugar,

a lover, you ask with that little mouth.

Aren't you coming down?

-Good morning. Good morning.

Hey, Carlotita. - Chusa.

Is my mother there?

No, the lady no longer lives here.

What do you mean, no? And where is it?

Since we moved in, the apartment has been a little troubled.

Oh, how cute...

He must have gone with the Chihuahua.

If you need a babysitter,

I change diapers, give vaccines, I do everything.

Greta. Urgent meeting!

Where is the president?

Whether abolitionist or regulationist...

Nobody should try to make me a victim, okay? I love what I do.

And leave my johns alone,

They already have enough to deal with at work and at home.

For a little while they have to relax...

What a pain in the ass, "ma'am".

And what exactly is a "sex worker"?

Why do they have this obsession with changing the names of things?

Me, a whore, I already have a lot of honor.

Hey, why do they keep stopping you?

For the same reason as you.

We're two rebels, darling.

Well. Oh, this is starting to look like a portal.

I think this whole mailbox thing is a bit excessive.

Blessed Help 2 bis. And it must be placed on the door.

No, we can't put anything outside. That ruins the plan.

What are you doing?

Uh... Bruno doesn't come here much, does he?

No.

This is our new entrance to the interior. You have a key, right?

Me? I just got the bonus.

Well, you're the only one.

And remember: both doors always locked.

So how does the postman get in to deliver the letters?

Well, she should leave them with Andy and she can distribute them.

Oh, yes. And you leave it nice and clean for us.

Oh, and on top of that you want me to sweep the entrance.

No, you're going to sweep the warehouse.

The one that is coming, the one that is coming.

Mira.

Hey!

It's 12:00! He got up early today.

Coffee for the "boss". Double.

Is it possible to have a hangover without having a brain?

No. It's the grasses that have me congested.

Okay. Look, I have the list of Tuk Tuk Rivas employees here.

Juan, Joaquín, Jorge, Gabriel.

What do they have in common?

What the hell!

Oh, no, no, Gabriel is spelled with a G.

- It would be "Jabriel". - Amador, they're all men,

There isn't a single woman. Of course, of course.

Woman behind the wheel, constant danger.

Discrimination aside, Amador,

When a company reaches a certain size,

You must justify the lack of parity.

An action plan needs to be implemented and developed.

to promote gender equality.

Okay, okay. Come on, let's make a plan. You write it down and I'll read it.

We need to hire more women. It's urgent.

Ah, well, we hired Urge. Pass me the phone number.

- It's urgent. You're not explaining yourself, keyboard.

I'm going to lie down and see if the "anti-sex hormones" work.

And then I'll get on with it.

Wait, wait.

Where am I?

Karma, Mom. If you had embraced your role as a grandmother,

You would have stayed at home with your granddaughter,

and they wouldn't have occupied it.

Carlota, please don't torture me anymore, okay?

Auntie, you've been tricked with a fake guy.

But will you leave me alone?

And how long are you going to live here?

Well, what do I know? Until everything is sorted out.

In my experience, a year and a half.

¡Uf!

Amador is succeeding and I'm in the shit.

What karma?

Well, I'm going to have to charge you rent.

What? Hey, I'm totally cancelled.

And you wanted to charge me.

So, are you keeping your granddaughter or not?

As soon as you see something that smells like the sea, you throw it away.

Are you sure? Won't boss Antonio get angry?

I'm in charge here now.

Don't you see how neat and tidy everything is?

Yes. I was surprised.

Doña Berta, do you happen to have a free position around here?

Distributing or dispatching?

But weren't you a comedian?

I've been fired.

I have stage fright.

¡Oh!

Antonio!

Where were you? You had me worried.

I'm so worried, you're always calling.

Some bastard neighbor ratted out Toñín.

The judge slapped me with a €15,000 fine.

How they run when it suits them. What are you doing here, traitor?

I told you so! How could you even think of putting the kid in goal?

It's what's always been done.

The hick who doesn't want to study, go to work.

That's how Franco built the country.

And why don't you hire Coque, who's looking for a job?

Yes. Go back to juggling the traffic lights.

which is where I should never have taken you from.

You scum, you fucked my wife!

But when does that expire?

Never! Antonio Recio neither forgives nor forgets.

Antonio, that fine is terrible for us.

I wanted to get my eyelids done, because they make me look sad.

Don't worry, I'm not going to pay that fine.

And who pays for it?

Neighbors, it fills me with pride and satisfaction

Let me introduce you to my new vice president:

Bruno Quiroga.

How are you?

Bruno, what a disappointment.

How can you stoop to flattering this proletarian?

Come on, I'm not a proletarian.

-Communist! - Nope.

Duke of Thrumbledorn, please.

Andy, can you bring me some chamomile tea?

I'll have a decaf.

I have orders not to serve any of the neighbors

During the meetings. Unless you pay me in advance, of course.

Bah. First item of the day: the goalkeeper.

We had it for free,

But some treacherous and cowardly neighbor has betrayed us.

Neither traitor nor coward, that's me. And how I've enjoyed it.

Especially when the municipal police were dragging you away kicking and screaming.

Yes, indeed? Well, they've slapped us with a fine of 15,000 euros.

which, divided among 8 neighbors, comes to a payment

an extraordinary levy of 1875 euros per neighbor.

Spill it! Spill it!

-Courtesy of Zumber. Just a moment.

Is that fine for you or the community?

For the community, the community.

- And where is the ruling? - I have it at home.

I'll send you a screenshot via WhatsApp later.

What screenshot? - But, well, please...

¡Sh!

Please!

There are customers.

Excuse me. - Second item on the agenda: squatters.

Since I was already at the police station,

I have taken the opportunity to take drastic measures.

Have you reported them? - Not them.

to the owner.

What? Why me?

Well, for letting riffraff into your house.

Rabbit, we are going to claim 100,000 euros from you for damages.

Votes in favor?

But what's my fault?

When the reds are in power, you can't leave the house alone, man.

less for a date.

Who's going to want to go out with you? Because...

It could have happened to you.

What kind of sons of bitches do I share a staircase with?

That's no way to talk to your neighbors, is it?

"It can't be done..." "The session is adjourned!" Bruno.

90 - But where are you going? And what do we do with the goalkeeper?

What do we do about squatters?

What's happening?

Esteban. Yes, darling.

¡Antonio!

- Here, here! - What are you doing?

I already know where the people from the interior are coming in and out.

Through the window of the president's big breasts.

The bitch has taken away the gate.

Well, he has the right to do so.

And practically begging anyone to sneak in.

That is, us. Stay tuned for my brilliant plan.

Tonight, you and I will dress up.

No, Antonio, I don't plan on dressing up as a vigilante clown.

To break into nobody's house. No.

Vigilante clowns are already overdone, they're too "mainstream".

We need to disguise ourselves as something else.

Don't count on me for criminal acts, that's understood.

Hey, you're my minion!

Well, he confiscated your doormat!

[WOMAN] "My name is Olivia Marín."

Diploma in International Relations

and with four years of experience as a conference hostess.

Very good. And how many members of parliament do you know?

Conferences?

Corporate events?

Ah, I see. Very good.

Very well reacted, it was a trick question.

Boss, we need drivers, not flight attendants.

Okay, okay, shut up.

What do you think about us having dinner tonight and getting to know each other better?

Let's see if you fit in with the spirit of Tuk Tuk Rivas

Other.

How disgusting, really.

-He's angry. Look...

They probably thought you were flirting.

Damn those easily offended people, you can't say anything, Joaquín.

Next! - There's a fourth one. I've staggered them.

Very well staggered. Well, let's get this party started.

And here.

Don Amador. Don Amador.

Hey man. What's up, Coque?

How's your life as a stand-up comedian treating you?

Bad. I've been told they need drivers for the Tuk Tuks.

Correct, with one condition.

Have you heard of parity?

"We are now in Gran Vía,

Big Street"

"And if you look at your right,

You have Plaza del Callao,

be Quiet Square

with a lot of top manta"

"You can buy very cheap" bolsos de marca,

I don't know how to say it in English, let's not kid ourselves.

Oh!

Look, look, look.

Wow, it turned out pretty ugly, didn't it?

Look, after one day everyone is ugly.

But the father is handsome, I have hope.

And on top of that, you're a kid. You do everything wrong!

I don't really like calling him Goku.

Well, that's original.

The alternative was Pikachu.

Holy shit, what did that poor kid do to you?

And shouldn't we decide on the name together?

Have you been in labor for nine hours? Well, shut up!

Oh, she's waking up. -[CRIES]

Logi, look, a baby on the landing!

I want to die!

Ma'am, don't be fatalistic.

Some newborns sleep through the night.

In one go, in one go, in one go.

[Baby crying]

Oh! What have I done with my life?

Yoli, I think she's hungry.

Baby, breastfeed her.

No way, it hurts like hell and it'll fall off!

When you wean him, you'll have the surgery

And you get two nice big tits up here.

Are you giving them to her? - Of course.

The GPT chat says that breast milk has a unique microbiota.

Shut up with the GPT chat already!

Honey, just put him to bed, let him cry and you'll see how tired he gets.

-No, no, no. That's how you treated me, wasn't it?

That's why I have traumas.

Timbre)

Who is it?

That?

No, we can't sleep.

Just like us.

Put the pacifier with anise in it,

That's been done forever.

But what are you saying, you drunkard?

According to the municipal ordinance,

At this time the noise limit is 30 decibels.

and my sound level meter read 45.

"You'll swallow it, won't you?" - Let's see, gentlemen.

What is a baby?

My daughter never cried or bothered anyone as a baby, you know?

Your daughter is a psychopath.

As long as he doesn't do drugs...

Yoli, where are you going? Yolanda!

Yoli, congratulations! How much did it weigh?

Honey, honey, come upstairs and breastfeed your baby!

But where are you going? Look at her.

Come here, man!

Nena!

[Timbre]

Hey! After a rigorous selection process,

I have two candidates for Tuk Tuk Drivers. Would you like to come and meet them?

But where have you arranged to meet them?

[Disco music]

Hey, those are some good candidates.

You're in the final now, huh? You're playing for your place.

Oh, well then, let me introduce you.

This is Gabriela and this is Africa.

On the contrary, I am Gabriela and she is Africa.

Amador, this is totally inappropriate.

Well, this is my partner, Bruno Quiroga, who is very sad,

His girlfriend has dumped him.

But don't tell them that.

But it's lined, right? It's lined.

And that's not it either.

Okay, let's see.

-Are you both single? - No, I have a boyfriend.

Okay, you can leave now.

[LAUGHS]

I'm not kidding, you failed. Go for it.

[LAUGHS]

Well, Gabriela, congratulations.

Congratulations, Gabriela, the position is yours.

Can we talk for a moment?

Yes we can, yes. Sit down over there, Gabriela.

Have whatever you want, it's on Tuk Tuk Rivas.

Amador, you can't use your job position to pick up women.

- There's a code of ethics. No, look, I'm not doing it to pick someone up.

If I hire them with boyfriends, they'll end up pregnant.

And with the bass drum, the Tuk Tuk handlebars don't turn properly.

That's why I don't hire fat women either.

Because fat people don't get tax relief, right?

Let's just forget about parity, okay?

Are you sure? I've already implemented the plan, you know?

We are an inclusive company,

We hire disabled people and women.

- Leave it in the disabled section. - We don't want to get fined.

I'll pay for it! You stay put!

What a shame, Gabriela. I was so excited.

Damn, this one didn't close properly...

Now.

God.

Oh!

Oh, how refreshing it is.

Well.

Oh!

[Pedo]

Oh, oh.

Oh!

Ah, ah.

Ah! Ah!

Cristina, call the police!

The guests were terrible.

What's happening?

What are you doing?

There was a thief taking a dump in our bathroom.

What are you saying? That's disgusting. Did you flush the toilet?

-Don't throw it away, there's DNA in it! Ah!

Stop!

Stop!

[BERTA] The turbot is ready.

- What a time to have dinner! And your father? On the floor!

They're arresting him again.

Oh.

[Timbre]

Antonio has been arrested again.

A turbot and whatever happens?

I'll leave this here.

Good morning.

Hasn't Amador come?

Sorry.

Well, that's enough joking around, I'm going to talk to him.

No, no! Bruno, not through the warehouse!

Good morning.

They're coming and going through here, that's why they've made it nice.

I've noticed that some things are missing:

One problem at a time.

Hello. Is Amador there?

Honey, your partner!

"The Gabriel".

Hey! - Amador, what have you done?

Nothing, just wrapping up the interview.

I had to hire her, she has attitudes.

- Aptitudes. - He has that too.

-Do you have a driver's license? - I don't know, I haven't asked.

Wait a moment. Gabriela!

Oh my God, Esteban, when I have you...

From there.

No.

Look, look, look, look.

This degenerate wants to fuck me.

No, no...

There are customers.

-Let's see, let's see.

The handlebar, boom, hits the whole bass drum.

Shut up already with the "Jat" GPT!

Oh.

Oh, "mai", Cuqui.

Oh, "mai", Cuqui?

Why don't you give Coque a job? He's looking for one.

Yes, man.

Have you seen me on "El hormiguero"?

- Yes, son, yes. On "El Hormiguero"?

"The Anthill".

- Come on, let's do it again.

You're in the final now...

-The one that's coming.

This is the way, right?

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