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Another slow day.

Yeah.

Did you remember to post the promotion?

Yeah, I post those promotions all the time. I make sure. This one, the one

the free facial, with the massage?

I posted the promotion.

Still no appointments.

At least not yet.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

Gosh, we have everything invested in this. I know the economy is bad, but...

I mean, I just got a loan on this house. I know. It's gonna be fine, okay?

I promise you. It's gonna be fine. We'll figure something out.

I mean, what are we gonna do about our seconds?

Ethan and Aaron.

I mean, what are we gonna do?

We'll figure it out. I promise you we'll figure it out. We got this.

Yeah. What?

What? I mean, we're losing the house?

We're not going to lose their house. We're not going to lose their house.

not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house. We're not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house. We're not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house. We're not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house. You

should go have fun. We'll play a video game.

We got this under control, okay?

I will come with you, right?

Yeah, you promise.

I'll leave, but let me not see anything.

I'm going to take care of it.

I'm telling you, you heard that?

I mean, we've tried everything, right?

Well, honestly, not everything.

What'd you mean on everything?

Well, I was doing some research and I was looking up the bottom of the street.

They actually offer happy endings.

So, you know, we can incorporate happy endings into our little massage parlor

and make more money.

Happy endings in... Girl, come on.

Okay, I mean... Yeah, right, the economy is... Pretty tough. Yeah, and if we're

offering happy endings, like, how can we go wrong?

We do have to stay competitive.

Yeah, and we're going to be competitive, so we're going to be on top.

Okay. Okay? We're not going to lose anything.

Okay, and you know what? You know... Oh, yeah. Let me... I got you. Okay, we got

this. Yeah.

Did you hear that?

My mom's going to start doing rubbing tugs.

No way, man. No, hell no. That's fucking messed up.

Why? What do you mean by why?

It's weird as fuck, bro. What if our dads found out? They don't know shit.

our dads. I'm going to be homeless if they don't do it. Oh, my God, bro.

Wait. What?

I have an idea.

Not your idea again.

What, what?

It's a good one.

Come with me.

Oh. I can do this. It's okay. I promise you got this. You have to save your

business. You're going to save our business and you're going to save your

okay?

I think I know who we are, bro. Come on, now. We can't do better.

No, we're not. Come on. What if we get caught?

How? Yeah, because of someone.

Shh.

Got this. All right.

Hello, welcome to our spa.

Hi. Hello.

This is my first.

Yes. Uh -huh. Me.

Hello. Hi. Uh -huh.

Uh, no.

No, I'm sorry.

No.

Yeah, I know.

I think I got this. Okay.

Why don't you undress and lay down face down on the table.

All the way. Come on, close off. I'll turn around.

Are you giving me the massage?

Yes, I'm giving you the massage.

Okay.

Not looking.

I'm not looking.

Would you like medium pressure, light pressure?

Hard pressure.

Uh, whatever's clever.

All right.

Go ahead and lay down. Face down.

Okay.

Towel.

You.

Cover you up. Is that better?

Uh, yeah.

No,

no, it's okay. I it's my

And she's got your friend over there.

Just go ahead and lay all the way down.

Oh, goodness.

Is that you?

Oh, yeah.

Everything's fine.

Okay.

Wow.

Yeah.

Is that good?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's really good.

No. You look familiar to me somehow.

Very familiar to you. Oh, yeah. I have a lot of stasis.

Oh, thank God.

Yeah, it's a good massage.

Uh -huh. Mm -hmm.

And stay relaxed.

Okay.

Yeah. Holy fuck. Holding a lot of tension right here.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm. I think I'm going to let it all out.

I think something's about to happen.

Oh no.

Looking good.

Okay. Well, that was the end of the massage there.

Oh, okay.

Just, uh.

Yeah. Stand you up. Here's your towel.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

Oh.

There's your clothes right there.

You can take him to the restroom and go ahead and get changed.

Here you go. Thank you.

Have a good day, man.

Are you okay in there?

Yes, girl. I look so good.

I look great.

All right.

Oh, my God.

That was crazy.

You did it. Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. I don't know if I can.

Don't worry about it, girl. I got it. I'll do it. Yes.

I'll do it. I got it. I have you. You're crazy. Are you sure?

I'm positive. Let me handle it. I got it. You don't have to worry about it. I

got you. Okay?

Okay. We got this. We got this. We're going to win this business back.

Yeah, we are.

Okay, go get out.

We're going to lay down on the table right here, please.

Okay. All right, so just lay down on the table? I'll go ahead and turn around.

Okay, please. Thank you, thank you.

All right, let me get on the table.

All right, get on the table.

All right. I'm going to cover you up with this towel.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

my God. What do you think?

Wow. Deep pressure?

Life pressure?

That is deep, guys. Wow. Yeah.

Good. Just keep relaxing.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Relax. Oh, okay.

That's awesome.

Oh. Oh,

I love it.

I love it.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh. Wow.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. That's good.

Oh.

Oh.

massaging me. Who?

Who was down there?

Mom? Aaron?

What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?

You know her?

Mommy is.

Oh.

Imposter.

What? What do you mean imposter?

What are you doing here?

You gotta know this young man.

You are the... What?

Oh, my God. He had this all -easy idea.

Oh, my God. Why? Okay, yeah.

This is unacceptable. This is not too far, you guys. What?

Unacceptable. How? We told you we had to do this. How is it my fault?

Well, mine wasn't that weird. You know better.

Fuck. Ow.

God. Oh, my God.

What are we going to do about this?

Well...

What are we gonna do about this?

I can't do it. I can do it. I know you can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I

know you can do it. I know you can do it.

I know you can do it. I know you

can do it.

I know, but we got this. It's a business.

Yeah,

we got this. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Boys!

What? Where are you?

I'm coming.

What? Yeah.

We're done.

Tom was coming. He all decided, right?

We're gonna do it.

Oh.

Wait.

You sit together.

What? What's wrong?

Okay, well, you switch.

Okay. Okay.

Switch. Yeah.

Okay. I'll take either. You were ready to tell us.

I'll take either.

You got it. Let me make myself.

You got it. Oh, wow.

Oh, shit.

What are you going to tell me?

Oh my

God.

Your mom takes it all.

What?

Your mom looks innocent. She ain't.

Oh, yes.

Died of your mom's fire, bro.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

I'm glad I got you.

Bro! Yo!

Oh, he's taking it lower.

Just like that. Oh man, your mom picked this so fucking good.

Oh

my

god.

Alright,

I wanna eat you now.

I'm gonna beat you.

Come on.

Get up. I'm gonna hit that pussy.

Take it off.

Come here.

Come on.

Oh, you're so good at this.

Good boy.

You're good.

Holy crap.

You're such a good girl.

Again.

Why don't you sit on that now?

Come here.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I don't want to do this face up position.

I don't mind it. Later.

What's he gonna do?

This is a good one.

Fuck your mustache.

Fuck your mustache.

Yeah. Yeah.

um um

Oh, yes.

My favorite dance.

I don't know what to say

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

I feel like I'm going to keep it in the family.

I can't believe you just did that.

We did our shit. What kind of massage party is this?

I'm telling you.

Oh my god.

Well, I don't think I'm going to be homeless.

Me neither.

We're not going to be broke anymore.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.