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Son, I'm home.

Hey, Dad. Welcome back from Vegas.

Two suitcases.

You wanted so big you couldn't fit it all in one suitcase?

Actually, it's not mine.

I've got a surprise for you.

Who? She's outside looking at the flowers.

She?

Honey!

Have you come in here already?

I'm sorry. You're a miracle to just... Oh, gorgeous.

Son, meet your new stepmom, Louise.

Hi. Hi.

So nice to meet you.

Hello, stepmom.

We got married on a strap.

Yeah, that's great.

So I need some introductions. I've already told you so much about him, but

is my son, Jet. He's 18, but he's staying with me until he gets on his

Well, it looks like the house will be big enough for the three of us. However,

it could use a woman's touch.

Can I get your credit card and do a little online shopping?

Oh, yeah. Sure, honey.

Dad,

how could you marry a woman you've only known for like a week?

Oh, listen, I was entertaining some clients and I don't know, it just

How do you know she's just not after your money?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

I'm not being ridiculous.

You met her in Vegas.

Listen, son, I haven't been this happy since I divorced your mom years ago.

This is real.

Hi.

Jeremy, how do you feel about a home run?

Um, I mean, if you like it, then I love it.

Dad's gone and Louis is in the shower. Now I can see what my stepmom is really

up to.

Okay.

Her password's probably 1, 2, 3, 4.

Oh, yeah.

Unread text.

What?

This guy is dumb.

Once we're divorced, we're going to be so rich.

It's going to not be long before we're together again. What the fuck? I knew

God, I knew she was a gold digger.

Oh, Dad, you're so dumb.

I can get why you fell for it.

Man, you don't deserve this.

I mean, she is really hot.

I can see why you fell for it, Dad.

Jet, what the hell?

Me? What the hell yourself?

You're scamming my dad.

What are you talking about?

Don't play innocent, Mom.

I saw your text messages.

You're a gold digger.

I knew you'd be trouble. You're way more perceptive than your father.

My dad is a good man and you're just using him. I'm going to tell him

everything. Now, now, don't be hasty. A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do

to maintain the lifestyle she wants.

And maybe you could get something out of this, too. It would be our little

secret. A secret?

No way. My dad deserves to know that this marriage isn't real.

Real smart.

We're both getting what we want out of this marriage. Your old man is happy.

Why would you want to ruin that for him?

Especially when you could get a little something out of it too.

What are you talking about?

I just caught you drooling all over my panties. What if I gave you a little

something more to drool over?

It could be our little secret.

But... My dad... Is a grown man, as are you.

He's made his choice.

And so can you.

So what's it going to be, dad?

But you're my stepmom.

Which is so naughty.

And that makes it so much more fun, right?

I mean, it does.

Come to mommy.

All right.

All right.

I'll keep your secret.

That's a very good boy.

See, you want to give mommy what she wants.

Yeah.

I'm going to be a good boy and keep my secrets.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Fucking cum.

Now I'm going to see if you're a fuck better than your father.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, I'm fucking dripping.

I'm dripping.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm going to need that fucking cock inside me.

My friends bailed out on me. But that's okay, because now I get to spend some

quality time with my beautiful wife. Oh, but I'm doing my shower routine, and

you know that takes me quite a while.

You can't break routine just once.

No. You want me to look my best, right?

I do.

Well, then, let me finish my routine, and I'll see you in a little bit.

Okay. I'll let you have that, then. All right. Thank you. Actually, it'll be a

little while.

Bye.

Fucking move.

I don't mean...

Fucking good.

new bedroom, huh?

And my new family.

So you promise you won't tell your father about my death?

All right, yeah, you have my word.