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So, you worked in the old Crestwood Theater.

Tell me about the first time you encountered the two most famous ghosts

Midwest, Axel and Josh.

It was a late shift, the kind where you're just counting the minutes until

can walk up and head home.

The movie had logged and finished, and I was doing my rounds to ensure the

theater was empty.

And that's when you saw them?

Yeah. Two boys just sitting there.

Like, they didn't even realize the movie had ended.

You thought they were just regular patrons?

At first, yeah.

They looked slightly out of place.

You don't see guys dressed like that anymore.

So, we approached them politely and told them it was time for them to go home,

but they didn't flinch.

They didn't move a muscle.

They just stared straight ahead, blankly at the screen.

Thank you, Flora.

Hey, fellas.

Movie's over.

Time to head home.

Hey, guys.

Movie's over.

We're closing.

Okay, fine.

Security it is!

Hey,

it's Millie.

Yeah, I've got a couple of kids in theater four who won't leave.

Yeah, I tried.

No, they're not moving.

Can you come check it out?

They didn't even blink.

Ghosts aren't real.

Ghosts aren't real!

Did that freak you out?

A little, yeah.

But I thought they were just messing with me.

Teenage boys can be weird, you know?

So, I went to the back and I got my manager from his office, but when we

back, they were gone.

Their seats were gone.

And that's when things started to get strange?

Exactly.

Lights started flickering on and off on their own.

The projector would run by itself in the middle of the night.

And sometimes, I'd feel them touching me.

Touching you?

Sexually, yeah.

Sure, I was frightened, but accelerated at the same time.

So you consented when you had sexual contact with these beings?

Yeah, absolutely.

From the moment I saw them, I knew it was exactly what I wanted.

Hello?

It's just my mind hanging trick on me.

Yeah.

Get it together, Millie. Get it together, Millie!

Yeah, we were just messing around.

Didn't think you'd scream like that.

You didn't think I'd... You're... You're ghosts! You're supposed to be haunting

things, not pulling on my shirt!

You're right. We got a little carried away, I guess.

We're really sorry.

What... What is it that you want? What do you want?

Well, we've just been here.

Watching movies.

Hanging out.

But we really didn't mean to scare you like that.

Yeah, we're not the scary kind.

Well, usually.

Alright. Okay.

Just promise you won't make up on me like that again, okay?

Ghost.

What the fucking fuck?

So, now I just have to find a way to help you guys move on to the other side,

huh? Definitely.

So they were trapped?

Yeah. I don't know how I knew. I could just feel it.

Like there was something holding them back. Something keeping them there.

It's not like they were lingering there for fun, you know?

I just had to figure out what it was.

And how did you help them?

Well, I started doing some researching on a local theater.

Turns out Josh and Axel were regular patrons back in the 50s.

They were friends.

Until one night, an accident happened.

A fire broke out in the training and they didn't make it out.

I guess they just don't care how much time.

You'd have to move on?

I think they just needed someone to see them, to understand them.

After that, all the straight currency stopped and everything went back to

normal.

You ever wonder where they are now?

All right.

This better work.

Axel! Josh!

Come on out. I know you're here.

So, you figured it out, huh?

Yeah, Millie, what's the plan?

So, I found out that I can help you both cross over as long as I help you lose

your virginities on All Hallows' Eve.

Then you can cross over and you can finally be free.

We're not virgins.

Yes, we are, Ackles. Shut up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck yes.

Good girl.

Oh, my God.

We ain't going to lose our virginities from here, Josh.

Thank you.

You've got to eat.

What?

oh i haven't saw this alive in years

Try out this pussy?

Suck that f***ing egg.

Suck that f***ing egg.

Oh my god.

Oh! Oh!

Oh yeah, I knew that push was bad.

That's a good one.

I made a fucking cock.

UGH!

you're gonna leave

So here's the second.

So again, if it's good for you.

No.

I can feel this breathing.

You look so pretty with that stuff on your cheek.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Take that, girl.

Oh.

Aww.

um um

Oh my god, fuck!

Thank you.

Take that fucking dick.

Take that fucking dick.

Oh,

take that.

Good girl.

Finally lost our genitals. Yeah, we did, brother.

Imagine all the pussy we're going to get in our house.

We're not ghosting.

I feel so alive.

Tell me about it. It's fine. I feel like 50 years. Oh my god.

It's just what we needed.

I can hear my boss fucking throbbing for you.

What happened?

Oh.

Ms. Pussy, one more time.

I love it!

Oh yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

I think we should cover this pretty little face.

You look pretty, but you look a lot prettier with two thumb loads on your

I want to milk it right out of you.

All right, boys.

It's almost time to set you both free.

If this works, I think it will.

Invictus erectus.

Separatus entius.

Sidious, erectus, simplus comatus. Oh, I'm fucking erectus for sure.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Millie.

You're the only one who saw this. The only one who wanted to help.

So, after the ritual, did everything go back to normal?

Yeah.

Everything went exactly back to normal.

All the flickering lights and the change but just stopped.

It was finally peaceful.

And what about you? How did all this affect your life?

I've never forgotten about them.

Axel and Josh.

They may have moved on, but what happened, it really affected me.

How long they were trapped here, and how badly they needed my help.

They wouldn't be with me forever.

And it's strange, you know, but even though they moved on, I can still feel

their presence here with me.

I think I'll feel forever, you know?

Are you sure they're gone?

Of course.

The ritual worked.

They moved on.

Why?

Behind you.

There's nothing behind me.

They moved on. They're gone.

We're always going to be here, Billy.

and never forget.