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[???]
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Thank you.
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Is this what you want? Is this what you want?
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Yes, Mom, take it off.
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I believe you dropped this, Madam.
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Gotta run!
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[GROANS]
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[SIGHS] Sorry, I was cramping up.
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Just go on without me.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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I think I just killed a baby.
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[RAILROAD CROSSING DINGING]
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BRIAN: Morning.
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Morning. Morning.
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Hi, Brian. Gwen, did you carbo load last night?
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I ate a bowl of mac and cheese and a ton of fried chicken skin.
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Please tell me you stretched out your trouble spots.
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Glutes, groin and throat.
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Yes, Brian. If I were any looser,
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something might slide out. Good. And what's your mantra?
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Head down, knees up.
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Good one. Got me through summer school.
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It's a charity run for cancer. It's not actually cancer.
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I failed to finish this race eight times,
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and every time I do, it's like I'm reliving the horror
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of my husband's death.
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Oh, I made waffles. Oh, great.
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[???]
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Hello, gentlemen.
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Sweet foot gloves. Thank you, sir.
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You look like the nerd the other nerds would beat up.
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Laugh away. If these had been invented 1000 years ago,
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we'd be writing with our toes right now.
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With our fingers, we'd unravel the mysteries of the stars.
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I don't wanna be rude, but--
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You never want to, but you always find a way.
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What about that wine tasting today?
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We never do anything all together anymore.
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We can do that anytime.
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Stacey's whole family is coming up for this.
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Also there's a new Asian barbecue stand in the park.
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The lines shouldn't be too bad,
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apparently chemo takes away your appetite.
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Always looking on the bright side?
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I want you to get to know everyone
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Try not to be abrasive. You're normally sandpaper,
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dial it back to loofah.Fine.
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You should be worried about this one.
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Dad's not a concern. Everyone likes him at first.
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It's not until later you find out he's a lunatic.
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I'm like a slow gas leak.
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By the time you notice, it's too late.
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[???]
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This melon is immense, Gwen.
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And seedless. You splurged.
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We don't want Gavin's family to think we're spitters.
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How much effort should we make to get to know these people?
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A big effort. He's my boyfriend, why?
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Well, it's just that you've had a lot of boyfriends,
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and I bonded with those families,
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and then one day, poof, they're gone.
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And I don't want to get in too deep again.
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Like with James.
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His family was ripped away from me
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like a baby gorilla from its mother.
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James was different.
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Of course James was different.
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Gavin's just your boyfriend, James was your fianc�.
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I'm not talking about this. It's in my past.
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Not talking about the past doesn't make it go away.
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I have the clinic bills to prove it. Does Gavin know?
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No. Why would I tell him that?
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You almost married the boy. You have to tell Gavin.
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If he finds out some other way, well, that would be worse.
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And how else would he find out?
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You know secrets make me nervous.
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They wanna explode out of my mouth.
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Brian, don't.
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I will try. But it's so hard.
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I hate Gwen's waffles! See?
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Better tell him fast, Stace.
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Fruit salad done.
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[???]
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Stacey!
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Gavin! Hey!
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Hi.
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This is happening. Your peanut butter's
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about to get all up in my chocolate.
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Two great tastes that may not taste great together.
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Hey, how's everybody doing today?
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Gavin, Stacey's got a secret.
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Oh, boy. I got to walk over here now.
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What's he talking about?
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Nothing. He's allergic to grass and trees.
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Anything green, really.
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Thank you so much for coming out.
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I'm just glad you didn't have other plans.
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PAM: No, not a thing.
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There had been talk about
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a family wine tasting, but never mind.
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NESSA & ARCHIE: Hey.
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Okay.
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So. I brought shirts.
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Oh, wow. Oh.
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"Finish, Gwen. Finish."
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Hm. Neato.
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I am gonna put mine right in my purse for safekeeping.
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So you run around a loop a few times?
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That doesn't seem so bad.
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Gwen's been trying to finish
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since her husband, my brother, died of cancer.
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Oh. Oh.
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Very sorry for your loss.
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He-he had a malignant mole on his shoulder.
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It was about the size of an almond.
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He was biking to the doctor
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to get it removed when he got hit by a train.
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Damn you, cancer. Well, today's for Nicky.
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Sounds like there should be a fun run against trains. Right?
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No? Okay.
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So we need to go register, huh?
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ALL: Yeah.
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[???]
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I don't get it.
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Why wouldn't Pam put on the shirt?
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Maybe she has a skin disease?
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I wouldn't be surprised if she's an alligator woman.
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I saw an alligator woman, once, at the State Fair.
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She cut me off in the parking lot.
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NESSA: I've never seen Gavin in shorts before.
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Pretty nice getaway sticks.
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Are you gonna put that on?
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Oh, come on, I'm being nice. Do I also have to wear
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a matching T-shirt, like a German on a bus tour?
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I like this shirt. I mean, I can pull off orange.
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Not a lot of guys can. I just got to cut off the sleeves.
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David and Goliath need to breathe.
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The right arm's Goliath. Guess why.
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Mm. Thank you for helping me get that deep stretch.
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You are folding me like sweet origami.
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You're soft as hot noodles, Bri. You are ready to run.
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Oh, I don't run, Archie. I racewalk.
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Or as I call it, the gentleman's jog.
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It's a dying sport, like fox-baiting or boulder-dangle.
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I think you'd like it. You sweat?
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Just a fine mist, Archie.
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That's too much for me.
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[SNIFFS]
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I smell barbecue.
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Brian, you to your challenge, me to mine.
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[???]
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Look at this guy.
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He's like a greyhound, all skinny and shivering.
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You can tell he's fast as greased hell.
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That sickly dude? Twenty bucks says I'll blast him.
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Twenty American? I like that action.
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He's a lightning bolt. [LAUGHS]
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MICHAEL: I may be raising money to keep him alive,
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but I'll murder him on the racecourse.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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Hiya. Oh, hi.
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Is that T-shirt I gave you too snug?
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Because I have more in the car.
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Oh, no, no, no. It fits just fine.
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And the color is-- Oh, it's really striking.
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I thought I'd save it,
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wear it when I do chores around the house.
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Oh, I didn't realize you did chores.
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I figured you'd hire Caribbean's for that.
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[LAUGHS INAUDIBLY] No.
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It's just that I made them myself.
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They-- Well, they look homemade.
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Good luck out there.
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GAVIN: That doesn't look like it went so well.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell if mom's upset or constipated.
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Well, my mom's no picnic either. She's an acquired taste.
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She's like anchovies or getting trampled by bulls.
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I knew these T-shirts were a mistake.
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[SIGHS]
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But hey, we all make mistakes sometimes, right?
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I mean, I know I sure do.
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I once made a hot fudge sundae with no ice cream.
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Durr. But, um, another funny mistake
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I once made, or almost made is, uh--
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[GUNSHOT]
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[PEOPLE CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
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GAVIN: Whoo!
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[YELPS]
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BOTH: Oh!
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Gentleman down.
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Gentleman down!
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[GROANS]
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[GROANING]
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This is it. This is how I leave you.
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Ooh, my foot, my foot, my foot, my foot.
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My foot.
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Are you okay?
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I may never racewalk again.
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I just hope you can walk again, period.
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I'd be surprised if you're able to keep the leg.
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We might have to cut it off to prevent infection.
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We have a hammer in the car. The claw end looks pretty sharp.
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Tickle each other behind a hedge.
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My foot feels like it's been touched by a devil.
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Aw. Oh, sorry.
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What hurts the most is that my sponsors
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won't donate money if I don't finish the race.
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I'm sorry, Nicky. They broke me.
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Well, how about I run for you, Brian?
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You'd do that?
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Sure. It's a 5K. I don't know how long a "K" is
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because I'm American, but I'm sure
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I can run five of them. Thank you very much, Gavin.
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But I'd prefer if you racewalk.
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Yeah. Not gonna happen.
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I understand completely.
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Legs like yours were built for speed.
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My God, can you imagine
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what kind of beautiful children you two will have
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if you ever get married? Ooh, my mouth is feeling explosive.
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Okay, good luck, Gav. Okay. Bye.
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[SIGHS] Can you keep it together, Brian?
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I can't help it. Look at him.
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He's got the gait of an antelope and the good humor of--
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Well, I'm told antelopes have very nice personalities.
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Stacey, I'm in too deep. Too deep.
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[???]
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[PANTING] Head down, knees up.
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Head down, knees up.
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Hey, Gwen. Looking good.
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Need to focus.
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My body feels like a burlap sack full of fire ants.
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That's good. You're feeling the burn. Keep it up.
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Head down, knees up.
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Head down--
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I love you. And I will destroy you.
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? To pick myself Off the floor ?
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Yeah, Michael! Get after it.
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Heads up, Michael. On your 6.
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Damn greyhound.
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You can outrun death, but you can't outrun me.
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? No more ?
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? Uh-huh. Well I can't sit still ?
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Hey, Gavin, a little help here.
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What do you need?
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I can't get this wine bottle open.
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Come on, come sit with me. I'll pour you a glass.
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I'm busy running this for Stacy's uncle.
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You're running?
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You, who once told your soccer coach
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running was a coward's version of walking?
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You should go apologize to Gwen.
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Why? I'm being nice.
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You think you're being nice,
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but you're actually being kind of rude,
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I want you to get along.
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I'm trying. I don't see the two of us
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camping out in matching long johns soon.
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Apologize, or I'm not opening this bottle.
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Fine. Can't believe I'm negotiating with a terrorist.
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Thanks, Mom.
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[???]
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You want the last piece of corn?
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Is that supposed to mean something?
266
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No, I'm saying, there's one piece left.
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You can have it.
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If you want it.
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Makes no difference to me.
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If I have it, it'll be a nice addition to the meal.
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If I don't, I'm full as it is.
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The question is, Archie, do you want it?
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I want it.
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I'm just worried that if I ate it now,
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I'd be expected to eat it all the time.
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I wouldn't worry about that.
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Corn is a once-in-a-blue-moon treat,
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which once eaten, is soon forgotten
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and won't be mentioned again to anyone.
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That's good to know.
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? Oh, I ?
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? I'm coming through Your town tonight ?
283
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? And everything will be All right... ?
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Shall we? Yes, now.
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I know we were talking about sex,
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but I also really want the corn.
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[GROANS]
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Why don't they make colder ice?
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Will you sit still?
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One lap down.
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A little chafing, but I think I'm good.
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You have got to tell him about James.
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He deserves to know, and keeping this secret
294
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is causing me stress, and stress causes cancer,
295
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then you'll be running for me. I want to.
296
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We're in that early phase when everything is good.
297
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Telling him about my fianc� is like going
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to the bathroom in front of each other.
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What you do in the bathroom you can flush away.
300
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Usually. Look, Stacey...
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you'd wanna know if some boy had given him a ring, wouldn't you?
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[???]
303
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Hey, Gwen, Gwen, wait up. Can I talk to you?
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[PANTING] Can't stop. Have to concentrate.
305
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Head down, knees up.
306
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Wow, you're really pacing yourself.
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I'm on a metal hip, and I can keep up.
308
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Head down... Head down. What do you want?
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Me? I want to drink some wine. But Gavin says--
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I can't talk now.
311
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I can barely breathe.
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They call me abrasive.
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Oh, sorry. Oh! Oh, no!
314
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[BABY CRYING] I got to stay focused. Sorry!
315
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[???]
317
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Looking good, old man.
318
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I am deeply regretting the low-calorie diet.
319
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Pretty sure my body is feasting on itself.
320
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What are you doing out here?
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I'm filling in for Stacey's uncle.
322
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Wow. Talk about your grand romantic gestures.
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If Pam's uncle were on fire,
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I wouldn't cross the street to get water.
325
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Uncle Dennis? He's my Godfather.
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We didn't realize what a pain in the ass he was
327
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until you were around 6. Oh.
328
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But if you're out here running,
329
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you must be nuts about this girl.
330
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Yeah, I guess I am.
331
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This is incredibly boring.
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I'm gonna finish as fast as I can.
333
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Years ago, I would've--
334
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? Hey, hey ?
335
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Oh, no.
336
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? Any place That I wanna go... ?
337
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All right. Mm.
338
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This is disgusting.
339
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Just do what I do. Close your eyes and pretend
340
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you're with somebody else.
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If anyone's closing their eyes, it's me closing my eyes at you.
342
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Man, you feel good!
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Your body is like
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hot, fresh bread.
345
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I don't know if that's good or bad,
346
00:14:32,322 --> 00:14:34,896
but I'm a sandwich guy. So I'm taking it as a compliment.
347
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[BOTH LAUGH]
348
00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:41,313
? Hey. Hey, now. Whoa Anything that I wanna do ?
349
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[CROWD CHEERING]
350
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Hey. Ha, ha. You did it. Whoo!
351
00:14:45,392 --> 00:14:47,565
Still don't know why you did it, but you did it.
352
00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:49,838
Thanks. It's too bad Stacey's not here.
353
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:52,812
I did the whole Chariots of Fire chest lean at the end.
354
00:14:52,946 --> 00:14:54,284
So did you talk to Gwen?
355
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:57,325
I tried to. But she was too busy staying in her zone.
356
00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:00,033
I was being so nice, I practically made myself vomit.
357
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,139
Just go say you're sorry already.
358
00:15:02,272 --> 00:15:03,409
What is going on with you?
359
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,113
You've known this girl a month.
360
00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:07,353
Why are you getting so worked up? I like her.
361
00:15:07,486 --> 00:15:09,526
You've liked a lot of girls, but you never made me feel like
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Joan Crawford on a bad pill day.
363
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:13,503
I know, but Stacey's-- I-I don't know.
364
00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:16,378
I want you to get along with Gwen. The least you could do
365
00:15:16,512 --> 00:15:17,782
is put on that stupid T-shirt.
366
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,790
Aha. So you admit that shirt is stupid.
367
00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:22,261
Oh, my--
368
00:15:22,395 --> 00:15:24,468
Okay, if that shirt is so important to you,
369
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,339
you want me to put it on right now?
370
00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:28,880
Yes, Mom, take it off!
371
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:31,253
[???]
372
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[WHISTLES]
373
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[GROANS]
374
00:15:50,106 --> 00:15:51,342
Oh, no!
375
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,699
Whoo! WOMAN: Yeah!
376
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,107
Whoo! Yeah!
377
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,243
Where have you been?
378
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:04,680
I was just getting some barbecue.
379
00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:07,187
Looks like it was extra tangy.
380
00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:09,494
Gavin did great, huh?
381
00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,265
Yeah, he's pretty special.
382
00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:12,769
I mean, not that kind of special.
383
00:16:12,903 --> 00:16:14,541
Though there was a six-month period
384
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,212
when we worried, he walked late.
385
00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:18,285
Look at him now. Running like a big boy.
386
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:20,558
You know, he's my only child,
387
00:16:20,691 --> 00:16:23,666
and he really likes you, so be careful with him, okay?
388
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,374
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
389
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:31,656
Hey! Michael, come on! Let's go.
390
00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:35,500
Yeah, baby! I blasted you. Eat it!
391
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:36,937
Nice. Very classy.
392
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:39,109
Cancer people wanna be treated like everybody else.
393
00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:41,249
And I straight out blasted that guy.
394
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:44,057
Yes, yes you did. You blasted him good.
395
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,063
BRIAN: Now, I am not usually a complainer,
396
00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:49,672
but my foot feels like it's been violated by a necromancer.
397
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:51,812
Hey, wait. What is this?
398
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,486
Ah, ah, ah! Ah! [STACEY GASPS]
399
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:57,026
No, well, I wouldn't worry. That's just a little nail.
400
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,634
That's pretty clean by city standards. Oh, my gosh.
401
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,372
Oh, guys, it's my mom!
402
00:17:01,505 --> 00:17:03,578
GAVIN: Come on, Gwen. BRIAN: Come on, Gwen!
403
00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:07,087
Feeling weird. Feeling really weird.
404
00:17:07,222 --> 00:17:11,533
You got this, girl! You can do it! Come on, you can do it.
405
00:17:11,668 --> 00:17:13,306
There was a nail in my foot.
406
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:16,447
Grandpa, will you push me on the swing?
407
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,720
[ALL CONTINUE CHEERING]
408
00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:22,464
Come on, Gwen! Get up! Get up!
409
00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:26,710
I think I made a messy in my shorts.
410
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,987
[CRYING] BRIAN: Come on, Gwen!
411
00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:33,762
Come on, you can do it. Come on, Gwen. You can do it.
412
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:37,105
I can't believe I put on this T-shirt for this.
413
00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:40,782
Gwen. Gwen, listen to me. Gwen, get up.
414
00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:44,593
You are so close to the finish line. You could roll there.
415
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:49,172
Screw you. What?
416
00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:51,980
Take off that shirt. [SCOFFS]
417
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,421
You are the rudest person I have ever met,
418
00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:59,167
and I once met Jerry Lewis at the opening of a supercenter!
419
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,011
Oh, yeah? Come on. Come on.
420
00:18:03,144 --> 00:18:05,484
You look like you...
421
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,891
You-- You cut your own hair.
422
00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:11,669
Rachel Ray showed me how to do it on the internet. Ooh.
423
00:18:11,802 --> 00:18:14,777
And you look like an aging prostitute.
424
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:18,654
Oh, yeah? You have the sad confused eyes
425
00:18:18,788 --> 00:18:22,800
of an inbred poodle! How dare you,
426
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:26,576
you filthy city bitch? Oh!
427
00:18:26,711 --> 00:18:29,785
[ALL CHEERING]
428
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,895
NESSA: Good job, Gwen.
429
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,137
I need to get laid.
430
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,415
That was nice.
431
00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:42,354
It was a little weird, but nice.
432
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,691
Yeah.
433
00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:45,630
Tell him.
434
00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:48,738
So, um, speaking of weird,
435
00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:52,014
come with me. I have to tell you something.
436
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:53,652
You okay? You sure? Yeah.
437
00:18:53,786 --> 00:18:56,193
You were talking pretty crazy there for a second.
438
00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,800
[SIGHS] Oh...
439
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:02,544
I finally finished this race for my dear, dead Nick,
440
00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:08,093
and now Stacey has a great new guy with an interesting family.
441
00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:10,700
I think it's time for me to start dating again.
442
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,305
It has been eight years.
443
00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:16,182
Eight years? Oh, my God, you're practically a re-virgin.
444
00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:18,254
Why don't you let me set you up? Really?
445
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:20,728
Yeah. I'm hell on wheels as a matchmaker.
446
00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,566
Okay.
447
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,377
So, what's up? My legs are starting to feel all paralyze-y.
448
00:19:26,511 --> 00:19:30,455
Oh. Um, well, there's something that I need to tell you.
449
00:19:30,588 --> 00:19:33,831
Or not need to. It's not like it has a...expiration date,
450
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,637
or it's gonna go bad like milk.
451
00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:38,979
Um, but it, it is something that I feel like I should tell you,
452
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:41,286
because you're really special to me,
453
00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:42,957
and I'm nervous to say it, but--
454
00:19:43,091 --> 00:19:44,628
I know what you're gonna say,
455
00:19:44,762 --> 00:19:49,341
and I-- I think I love you too.
456
00:19:49,475 --> 00:19:52,282
You do? Yeah.
457
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,890
Me too! I love you. I-I do.
458
00:19:55,023 --> 00:19:56,495
I love you. I love you.
459
00:19:56,628 --> 00:20:01,843
? We've lost our way Led love astray ?
460
00:20:01,977 --> 00:20:03,280
Okay. [GIGGLES] 'Kay.
461
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,553
So did that just happen? Yes. I was here.
462
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,392
It totally happened.
463
00:20:07,526 --> 00:20:11,303
Wow. I've never said that to anyone before.
464
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:16,016
Once when I was at the mall, I said it to the Easter Bunny,
465
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,523
but to be fair, he was handing out jelly beans.
466
00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:20,161
You guys okay?
467
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:21,731
Yeah. Yeah, we're great.
468
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:23,838
Oh, good, so, it's safe,
469
00:20:23,971 --> 00:20:25,509
she told you her secret. Brian--
470
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,314
All good. She told me.
471
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:30,958
Thank God. I hate keeping secrets.
472
00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:33,297
Archie and Nessa had sex in the Porta-Potty.
473
00:20:33,431 --> 00:20:35,069
Ugh.
474
00:20:35,203 --> 00:20:37,944
Okay. I'm off to get 11 Tetanus shots.
475
00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:39,816
Good afternoon.
476
00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:43,025
? Hold on ?
477
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,625
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