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Excuse me.
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Would anybody like
to purchase a hand?
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I have a human hand for sale.
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Is ... Is anyone interested in ...
in a buying a man's hand?
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How much for just two fingers?
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Oh. Buy me a whiskey,
and we'll call it even.
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So, what do you plan to do
with all them fingers, anyway?
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1x06 - Fowl Flow
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And then
there was Violet Galuhwaye,
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whose insecurity
climbed in through her window
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on the night of her 19th birthday.
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From that day forth,
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it controlled her every move
with its steady man hands.
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She was so grateful
for all the attention,
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even the air around her
learned how to vomit.
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And just when the world looks
most bleak, love rears its face.
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It rears and rears
and rears and rears...
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Once all alone,
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Violet swore if her Insecurity
would only return,
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she'd never take it for granted again.
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It is often said that witnessing
the warmth of true love,
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even from a distance,
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can transform the loneliest heart
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into a burning pile of garbage.
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Thankfully, the local hospital
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was well versed
in modern medicalia.
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Scalpel.
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Bone saw.
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Slam poet.
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Oh, say can you scream,
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by the con's burly plight?
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In God we thrust,
in butts we nut.
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Uncle Sambo
and Agent Orenje Julieass
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used mustard gas
and ketchup gas
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to relish truth, justice,
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and the American't waste.
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Oh, that was lovely.
Did you write it?
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Nurse, tape her up, please.
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Once her mouth was taped up,
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people began to see Violet's beauty.
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And after others see your beauty,
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you may actually become beautiful.
Possibly even blond.
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Violet became so beautiful,
she grew beauty marks.
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So many that soon you could
no longer see her face ...
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just the beautiful beauty marks.
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Now everyone who gazed
upon her was captivated
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by her comeliness.
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But there was only one
she wanted.
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Hello? 911?
God, please come quick!
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He's choking!
He's choking!
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This beautiful monster came in,
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flaunting her ravishing good looks...
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...and her exquisite allure
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murdered the only man
she'll ever love!
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He's dead!
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Beauty got blood
on its hands that night,
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which revealed one thing.
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When I ponder the infinite
expanse of the universe,
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I realize just how insignificant
we humans truly are.
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I don't like feeling
insignificant, see?!
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How do you like it?!
Huh?
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Yeah, bitch, get in there!
Yeah, get!
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That we drink
to drown the darkness
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that's been punishing us
ever since that mysterious day
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when all the stars packed up
and left the sky.
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Like how, after 35 years,
even the healthiest couples
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must find ways to keep
the love fresh and exciting.
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Gloria!
Gloria, go get me a beer!
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What's takin' you so long in there?!
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I don't see no beer in my hand.
Do you see a beer in my hand?
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My hand wants that beer, Glor!
It's gettin' antsy.
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My hand's itchin' for
that beer we discussed, Glor.
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Look at it!
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The hell?
It's makin' sauce, Glor.
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Here's your damn beer.
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Don't bring me a beer
right now, woman!
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- My hand's making sauce.
- The hell's comin' outta there?
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My mom's famous
boogigabatch sauce.
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You're makin' a mess
all over the floor, Harry.
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Glor, you know
how good my mom's secret
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goojedubatchi sauce is?
We're gonna be rich.
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Ah, geez. Is another
money-grubbin' scheme?
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Just taste it.
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Oh, my God.
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It's the most incredible thing
I've ever known.
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It can't be comin' from you.
It's better than you.
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Do you see it
coming out of there?
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Yeah.
From your hand there.
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So I am makin' it, see?
Now go get the money bucket.
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You gonna let me touch
the money bucket?
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Ooh la la!
Chu-cha-cha!
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You catch it in the bucket,
sell it in town,
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we're in the gravy, baby.
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You married right, I tell ya.
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I'm gonna call my mother
an' tell her.
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She always said
you'd never amount to nothing.
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Don't call her now!
Handle it first.
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This is my chance to patch
things up with my ma.
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Now that I'm finally proud of ya.
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Glor, all this sauce is
gettin' wasted, ya ding-dong!
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You know what?
Mother was right about you.
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All ya ever do is sit on yer ass
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- gushin' sauce out of ya hand.
- Glor, the bucket. Please.
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Hello? Yeah.
Hey, Ma.
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I was just callin' to say
you were right about the bum.
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- Come on, Gloria.
- Get it yourself.
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I'm on the phone, Harry.
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You know I don't like
to get outta my chair.
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Money's dumpin' here.
C'mon.
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You don't have control
over me no more, Harry.
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I'm a wealthy woman now.
I'm through with you.
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Please tell me
you're gettin' the bucket.
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- Or at least a beer?
- I'm leavin' you, Harry.
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I'm gonna travel the world
with my big riches.
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And where'd you get them riches?
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I happen to be partner
in a very lucrative
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new sauce organization
of some kind. So long!
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Aah!
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Gloria! Baby!
Are you okay?
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Harry, Harry...
I'm not gonna make it.
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Oh, God!
I wish I could save you,
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but I-I don't like
to get outta my chair.
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At least I'm gonna die
a wealthy woman.
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Finally, I can afford
to be sorry, Harry.
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Sorry I got so selfish
after I got rich.
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Maybe that's the secret
that the secret sauce
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was trying to teach us ...
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that love is a...
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Nooooooo!
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Nooo!
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The secret to love
was lost forever that day,
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but Harry hung on for weeks,
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refusing to eat
any of the murderous sauce
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that took his lady wife.
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Tragically, he didn't like
to get out of his chair,
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so he began to waste, to starve,
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to die to death.
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And as his old friend and
sudden savior reared her face,
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Harry's gaze glimmered
and glormed with the realization
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that beauty glistens in the eye
of the beholder.
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Beholder, beholder.
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I'm beholding.
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I'm beholding.
I'm beholding.
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So whoever beholds the hardest
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can make the sky insecure
once again...
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...make it break out
in a disgusting rash of zits
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across the greasy face
of the endless night.
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♪ There's blood in the kitchen ♪
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♪ There's blood in the hall ♪
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♪ There's blood in the parlor
where my lady falls ♪
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♪ "Oh, master, oh, master ♪
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♪ Don't lay the blame on me ♪
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♪ 'Twas the false nurse
and Lankin ♪
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♪ That killed your lady" ♪
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♪ Long Lankin was hanged ♪
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♪ On a gibbet so high ♪
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♪ And the false nurse was burned
in a fire close by ♪
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♪ La-da-da, dum ♪
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♪ Mmmm ♪
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