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《女子监狱》 第一季第十集

我不是同性恋 I'm not gay.

好吧 我只是说我注意到 All right. I'm just saying I've noticed a pattern

早餐时间已经形成了一种模式 developing around breakfast time.

就是你很晚来 在沃斯前面一点 See, you come in late, just before Vause.

战略性交替到达吗 Strategically staggered arrival?

听起来很熟悉 Sounds familiar.

绝对不是 太荒唐了 No. Absolutely not. That's ridiculous.

好吧 那你当时在哪 我路过了你的隔间 Okay. Where were you, then? 'Cause I went by your cube.

我在哪 Where was I?

要高潮了 来了 来了 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

表现出来 别出声 Show. Don't tell.

是的 我和艾丽克斯经常在一起 So, yes, Alex and I have been spending a lot of time together.

什么 重新加入垒球联盟 What, rejoining the softball league? 什么 重新加入垒球联盟 What, rejoining the softball league?

但我们又不是... But it's not like 'm-- 什么 重新加入垒球联盟 What, rejoining the softball league?

什么 重新加入垒球联盟 What, rejoining the softball league?

不 我才没想到垒球 No. Softball is the furthest thing from my mind.

不 让我说明白 垒球的意思是 Oh, no, let me be clear. By softball,

两根手指入阴 一根插入菊花 I meant two in her front and then one in the butt

然后 像这样 and then just, like,

舔她的私处 因为你非常喜欢那里 eating her pussy a lot 'cause you like it so much.

让我给你解释一下 Let me explain something to you.

搓揉她的乳头 And playing with her titties.

我和艾丽克斯是老朋友了 Alex and I are very old friends.

我们有很深的情谊 We have an affectionate relationship.

我需要友谊 我是人 I need that. I'm human.

那能让我宽慰 好吗 It's about comfort, right?

莫里洛 记得我们过去让对方"舒服"吗 Hey, Morello, remember when we used to comfort each other?

是的 你非常享受 Sure. You were very comfortable.

大家好 差点没赶上早饭 Hey, guys. Just barely made breakfast.

排队洗澡的人很多吗 Huh. Long shower line?

是的 今天人超多 Yeah, it was really awful today.

你的头发是干的 Your hair's dry.

图书保管员 售书活动五分钟后开始 Library trustees, book delivery starts in five minutes.

-喂 -真不敢相信有人住这里 哥们 - Hey! - I can't believe people actually live up here, bro.

不好意思 Excuse me.

这周围荒无人烟 There is, like, nothing around.

搞什么鬼啊 What the fuck?

见鬼 Aah! Oh, shit.

你就像机械战警一样 You're like Robocop.

我想你走错门了 I think you have the wrong house.

不 我懂了 你找不到真正的工作 Nah, I get it now. You can't get a real job.

所以他们让你住在这断头谷 That's why they got you up here in Sleepy Hollow.

达娅知道你有假腿吗 Yo, Daya know you're a cyborg?

你说什么 Excuse me?

我猜她现在一定知道 对吗 Guess she must by now, right?

好吧 你到底是谁 Okay, w-who the hell are you?

我是她们家的朋友 老兄 I'm a friend of the family, bro.

好吧 你得离开了 马上就走 All right, well, um, you need to leave...now.

当我听说发生了什么 我非常担心 When I heard what was going on, I got really concerned,

因为我爱迪亚茨家的姑娘 because I love them Diaz girls.

然后我听说是一名狱卒 And then I heard it was a

上了我的达娅宝贝 prison guard slipping it to my Daya, babo.

我知道你一开始没带她去吃晚饭或看电影 I know you're not taking her to a dinner and a movie first.

但是我听说你是军人 But I hear you was in the army,

所以我想你一定有 so I figure you must have

某种荣誉制度之类的 对吗 some kind of honor code or somethin', right?

你不会让一个女孩怀孕 You wouldn't just get a girl

然后就把她忘在脑后对吗 pregnant and forget about her, would you?

什么 What?

你准备把婴儿床放在哪 老兄 Where you gonna put the crib, bro?

你在说什么 W-what are you talking about?

这屋有点狭窄 It's kind of cramped in here, bro.

也许你可以考虑买所双卧室的房子 Maybe you should think about getting a two-bedroom

那样孩子就可以有自己的房间 so kids can have their own room...

是给你偷情的 for when you're fuckin' bitches.

天啊 Oh gosh.

是我疯了 还是 Am I crazy, or do these

这些扑克有尿骚味 闻闻 cards smell faintly like urine? Smell that.

住手 离我脸远点 Ew! Ge-- Stop it. Get away from my face.

怎么 是不是勾起了回忆 What? Is it bringing back memories?

-什么 -五十道着魔的眼 - What? - Fifty Shades of Crazy Eyes.

-住手 -闻闻 - Stop it. - Smell it.

-不 -闻闻 - N-n-no. - Smell it.

-你为什么要看我的牌 -别闹 - Why are you trying to look at my cards? - Cut it out.

-我知道你的把戏 -住手 - I know how you play. - Stop it.

-别看我牌 -别闹 - Don't you look at my cards. - Cut it out.

很难 对吗 It's that tough, right?

很奇怪 这一切感觉如此正常 It's weird how normal this feels.

怎么 What?

我感觉自己好像停在了23岁 I feel like I'm twenty-three and no time has passed.

我认为当你和某人心有灵犀 Well, I think that when you have a connection with someone,

这种感觉永远不会消失 it never really goes away, you know?

你迅速回到彼此都重要的时刻 You snap back to being important to each other

因为你依然觉得她重要 because you still are.

但我们在一起后我变了好多 你没变吗 But I've changed so much since we were together. Haven't you?

不 没有 我始终如一 No, no, not really. I'm-I'm-I'm pretty consistent.

-能问你件事吗 -问吧 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah.

你认为自从感恩节后 Do you think it's odd I

我就再也没收到莱瑞的消息奇怪吗 haven't heard from Larry since Thanksgiving?

也许他生气了 You know, maybe he's mad at me

因为我被关禁闭了 没法见他 that I wasn't able to see him while I was in SHU,

但那就太扯了 是吧 but that would be totally fucked up, wouldn't it?

我不确定你现在 I'm not sure you're in the position

应不应该愤怒 帕波 to feel indignant right now, Piper.

你认为我是个坏人吗 Do you think I'm a terrible person?

不 我们只是为求生做需要做的事 No. I think that we do what we need to do to survive.

你们他妈的在干嘛呢 Hey. What the hell you think you're doing?

什么都没干 Nothing.

你 脱下鞋来给我 You. Gimme your shoes.

什么 What?

你是聋了还是怎么 他妈把鞋脱下来 You deaf or somethin'? Take off yo mothafuckin' shoes!

让开 Hey, back off, all right?

你还想路见不平 Oh! You 'bout to step? Huh?

你的脸色 好像... Your face. Yo, you was like...

退后 真有黑帮范 来击掌 Hey, back off. You so gangsta. Gimme some, gimme some.

女囚们 够了 一会留着教训孩子吧 All right, inmates, enough. Save it for the kids.

怎么了 What's going on?

吓唬教育法 你们知道吗 Yo, Scared Straight in the house, y'all. You know?

我要吓唬坏孩子了 I'ma scare us some bad kids.

我要给傲慢的家伙们上一课 I'ma go platinum up on them whippersnappers! Yeah.

我要让她们吓的拉裤 I'm gonna make them shit their little delinquent panties.

女士们 这很严肃 Hey. Ladies, this is serious.

这些小孩走错路了 These kids are going down a bad path.

你们的工作就是阻止她们 Your jobs are to deter them

犯下与你们一样的错误 from making the same mistakes you did.

我们能吓哭她们 对吗 But we can make 'em cry, right?

对 你们能吓哭她们 Yeah, you can make 'em cry.

我要让她们嚎啕大哭 好的 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna make 'em cry, all right-

哭得好像她们走进了 cry like they goin' through

一个名叫生活的鬼屋 a haunted house- a haunted house called life.

你不是说这是次表演机会 I thought you said this was an acting opportunity.

是的 你想参加吗 It is. You want to sign up?

不了 No, I don't.

其他监狱可以演 Other prisons get to do

莎士比亚的戏剧 我也想演个角色 Shakespeare and shit. I want to play a role.

像苔丝狄蒙娜 Like Desdemona

奥菲莉娅或者克莱尔·赫克特堡 or Ophelia or Clair Huxtable.

告诉你吧 你想演什么角色都行 Tell you what. You can play whatever character you want,

只要你的角色 so long as that character

是那些淘气小孩的噩梦 is the stuff of naughty brats' nightmares.

我可以办到 Yeah. I can do that.

排好队 Line up.

我在家不常做饭的 You know, I don't do much of the cooking at home.

做饭的是克里斯托弗 Christopher's the one who cooks.

真的吗 Really?

是的 不只是叫外卖 他会做复杂菜式 Yeah, and not just out of the box. All fancy ingredients.

你听说过细条通心粉吗 Bucatini. You ever hear of that?

就像空心意大利面一样 It's like a-a hollow spaghetti.

有一次他做了通心粉 配上蛤蚧油 He made that once with a clam sauce.

如果你愿意 可以走了 You know, you can go if you want.

一切都井井有条 I have everything under control.

不 我喜欢帮忙 Oh, no. I like helping.

女士们 你们好 Hello, ladies.

红妈 你这有我要的冰淇淋吗 Red. You happen to have those ice-cream bars that I asked for?

他要的不是冰淇淋 对吧 It's not ice cream, is it?

瞧瞧谁从末日地牢里出来了 Hey! Look who's back from the Dungeon of Doom!

你好啊 Hey. What's up?

红妈 Hey, Red.

女囚300429号 Inmate three-zero-zero-four-two nine.

我戒毒了 我现在不吸了 Uh, so, I detoxed. Ya know, I'm clean now.

无毒美国 Drug-free America, yo.

你想要什么 一个奖章 What do you want, a medal?

写着"干得好"的贴纸 A sticker that says "great job?"

不 我只是觉得... Well, no, I just thought –

你觉得怎样 一切都会没事吗 What did you think, that everything would be fine?

我有条规矩 不能吸毒 I have one rule, no drugs.

你对我撒谎 那你只能靠你自己了 You lied to my face. You're on your own.

好吧 Fine.

先生行行好 给点零钱吧 Excuse me, sir. Spare a little change?

二十五美分也行 Even a quarter?

女士 行行好吧 我饿死了 Hello, ma'am, a little help, please? I'm so hungry.

有什么好笑的 Yeah, what's so funny?

你太努力了 除非他们觉得是自己的主意 You're tryin' too hard. People don't want to give anything

否则人们不会给你钱的 unless they think it's their idea.

瞧 See?

太棒了 不过他们觉得 Yeah, great, except their idea is that

一毛三分钱能让我们填饱肚子 a dime and three pennies is gonna get us something to eat.

来 休息会 Come on, take a break.

给 Here.

你从哪搞来的 Where'd you get this?

全食超市 你没看到我 对吗 Whole Foods. You didn't see me, right?

没有 No.

因为我行云流水 'Cause I'm smooth like that.

给 我还拿了根萝卜 Here, I, uh, I got us a carrot, too,

我们的膳食多平衡啊 正餐 甜点 so our diet is balanced and shit. Dinner, dessert.

我不擅长偷盗 I'm no good at stealing.

这不是偷的 我会付钱的 It's not stealing. I'm gonna pay for it.

你在说什么 What are you talking about?

来看看 Check it out.

我有记录 我不是偷的 瞧 I keep a log, yo. I'm not about stealing. See?

我离开这个世界时不会亏欠任何人 When I leave this world, I ain't owin' nobody nothin'.

你俩想来参加派对吗 Hey! One of you want to come to a party?

滚一边去 Fuck off.

去你们的 过街老鼠 Well, fuck you, too, street rat.

这王八蛋好像我的强奸犯继父 Motherfucker looks like my rapist step-dad.

想去别处溜溜吗 Well, wanna go somewhere else?

等等 我在给手机充电 In a minute. I'm chargin' my phone.

你有朝一日也会付电费吗 Hey, you gonna pay for that electricity, too, someday?

见鬼 我从没有那样的想法 Shit. I never thought about it like that.

别剪太短 看上去整洁就可以了 Don't take too much off. I just want it to look neat.

放松 我又不是 Relax. It's not like I'm

不知道怎么剪发 exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.

狱卒 能监视五号通道吗 Officers, can we get eyes on aisle five?

你的访客什么时候来 So, when's your visitor?

谁说我有访客 Who said I had a visitor?

你从不让我碰你的头发 You've never let me touch your hair,

如果我不知道你有多节省 and I would take it personally

我还以为咱俩结仇了 if I didn't know how cheap you are with your commissary.

他一定很特殊 能让你不吃钙片 He must be pretty special for you to part with all those Tums.

他是一个我多年未见的朋友 It's a friend. Someone I haven't seen in a long time.

多少年 Oh? How long?

十年了 Ten years.

真是好多年 Oh. That is a long time.

我想我知道怎么剪了 Think I know what we're gonna do.

工作线路 A区牢房 十分钟 Work line, cellblock A, ten minutes.

什么 什么广播节目 What? What radio program?

你知道《都市故事》吗 Uh, oh, yeah, you know that show Urban Tales?

莫里·坎德主持的 With Maury Kind?

是的 感恩节他过来了 Yeah, he was at Thanksgiving.

他本人和广播上判若两人 He looks nothing like he sounds on the radio.

那是谁 Who is that?

内莉 It's Neri.

总之 他在下周日 Anyhow, he's doing a show

要做一期关于异地恋的节目 about long-distance relationships next Sunday,

这可能就是他没联系你的原因 and, uh, that's probably why you haven't heard from him.

可能他在准备节目呢 He's probably working on his show.

关于我们的关系 他要说什么 About our relationship? What is he gonna say?

我不知道 说好话吧 I don't know. Good stuff.

我要走了 我们要出发了 I better go now. We're just headin' out.

打猎去咯 We're goin' to shoot guns!

打猎 Guns?

不不 罐子 用枪打罐子 Uh, n-no, just cans. Cans with guns.

你讨厌枪支 You hate guns.

只是一支气枪 It's just an air rifle.

不是 No it's not.

帕波 再见 爱你 别被炖了 Okay, bye, Piper. Love you. Stay out the stew.

是禁闭 禁闭 SHU. The SHU.

我说的不是禁闭吗 Yeah, isn't that what I said?

再见 Bye.

伙计们 怎么这么慢 Hey, guys, what's the holdup?

老兄 你得和帕波谈谈了 Dude, you need to talk to Piper.

是她打的电话 Was that her?

她想知道为什么你不接电话 She wants to know why you're not picking up.

她听起来生气了 She sounded mad.

她生气了 你没问她为什么被关禁闭 She's mad? D-did you ask her why she went to the SHU?

没有 这不是我的事 No. That's none of my business.

老兄 你可以待在这 我们去打猎 Dude, look, you can stay here. We can go shoot guns.

你可以帮我做槭糖浆 You can help me set up my maple-syrup taps,

但你得和我妹妹谈谈 交流是关键 but you have to talk to my sister. Communication is key, man.

我知道 我知道 只是...我需要 I know, I know. I will. I just- I-I need -

我需要些时间想想该说什么 I just need some time to figure out what to say. You know?

好的 Okay.

所有人员到五号通道集合 All CPIs in aisle five.

坏消息 Bad news?

没消息 我联系不上他 No news. I can't get ahold of him.

但显然 他要上电台了 But, apparently, he's gonna be on the radio.

你们都是音乐家 Your guy's a musician.

不 公共广播 他要聊我的事 No, no. Public radio. He's gonna be talking about me.

他要聊聊 He's gonna be talking about

我进监狱对他这个男友的影响 how my going to prison affects him as a partner.

你要用电话吗 Do you need to use the phone?

不 我刚刚用过了 Oh, ju- I just tried. No.

我和梅西好久没说话了 Mercy and me, we haven't talked in a while,

所以我也联系不上他 so I can't get through either.

你还要在这待多久 How much longer are you in here for?

四年 Four left.

问题就是问题 Yo, Problems are problems, yo.

我们都做过错误的抉择 We all make bad choices.

只是有些人的选择不同 Just some of us got different bad choices to make.

太糟糕了 这太传统了 This is awful. It's so traditional,

我可不是传统的人 and I'm not a traditional person.

虽然我觉得我也许是 因为我要结婚了 Although I guess maybe I am, since I'm getting married

我甚至不相信婚姻 and I don't even believe in marriage.

我在做什么 我喝高了吗 What am I doing?! Am I drunk?

你看起来美极了 这裙子太棒了 You look beautiful. This is awesome.

我承认我有点嫉妒 这是不是不好啊 Is it bad to admit I'm even feeling a little jealous?

不 我喜欢成为嫉妒的对象 No. I love being the target of envy.

那意味着我是胜者 That means I'm winning.

我们就来了 We're coming!

我甚至无法想象和某人一生一世 I can't even begin to imagine forever with somebody.

想不到吧 Well, surprise, surprise,

想一下你和约会的女孩 considering the kind of girls you date.

和我约会的女孩 The kind of girls that I date?

火辣的女孩让你发狂 Hot girls who make you crazy.

我喜欢火辣的女孩 也喜欢火辣的男孩 I like hot girls. And I like hot boys.

我喜欢火辣的人 怎么说 我就是肤浅 I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

我不是这个意思 That's not what I mean.

你一直在寻找你看对眼的人 You keep looking for people you have that chemical thing with,

但这不是全部 but that's not the whole package.

你需要找一个 You have to find someone you

能和你在蒙托克的雨中过两周 can spend two weeks with in a cramped time-

而不让你烦到要杀人的伴侣 share in Montauk, in the rain, and not want to kill.

他使拼图变得有趣而充满挑战 He made jigsaw puzzles fun and competitive.

真是无聊透顶 That sounds truly boring.

当我把冰冷的脚搭在他身上 When I put my cold feet on him,

他总是温暖的 只是有时会生气 he's always warm and only sometimes annoyed.

但我两者都想要 我既想要温暖的 But I want both. I want warm,

又想要火辣的 我想要...火花 but I also want hot. I want...fireworks.

我想要可以一起冒险的人 I want somebody I can have adventures with.

听着 冒险只是一种有自我膨胀感的苦难 Look, adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.

最终 你还是想要可以共枕同欢的人 Eventually, you want someone you can curl up with.

知道何时该订中餐的人 Someone who knows when it's time to order Chinese.

那人是皮特 And that's Pete?

对 那人是皮特 Yeah, that's Pete.

而且 他对干我菊花没有一点兴趣 Plus, he's never shown any interest in fucking me in the ass,

我对此很感激 for which I am grateful.

很难说 Well, you never know.

他可能是婚前检点 婚后禽兽 He may just be saving that hole for marriage.

女囚迪亚茨 你的辅导师想见你 跟我来 Inmate. Diaz. Your counselor wants to see you. Come with me.

出什么事了 我要工作 What's going on? I have work.

辅导师说很重要 The counselor says it's important.

凯撒来我家了 Cesar came to my house.

什么 What?

凯撒 我发对音了吧 Cesar? Am I saying that right?

他高个子 秃顶 徒手 He's tall, bald, has apparently killed with his bare hands

用钝器 猎刀 and a blunt object and a hunting knife

或者枪械都能轻而易举的杀人 and an assortment of firearms.

他说他是你们家的朋友 他爱孩子 Says he's a family friend. Oh, and he- he loves children.

他想确保我给婴儿床留了足够空间 He wanted to make sure that I had enough room for the crib.

一定是我妈告诉他了 My mom must have told him.

那你打算什么时候告诉我 Well, when were you gonna tell me?

我不知道 我不知道我想不想告诉你 I don't know. I didn't know if I wanted to.

你还有什么选择 可不可以吃避孕药 What else would you do? Is there a pill you can take? Is there...

我不想吃 I don't wanna do that.

你不会想要生下这个孩子吧 You don't actually think you can have it, do you?

为什么不 Why not?

因为我是名狱警 Why not? Because I am a C.O.

我会因性侵犯进监狱的 I could go to jail as a sex offender.

如果你爱我 我们可以想办法 We can figure something out. If you love me –

如果我爱你 和爱你没关系 If I love you? It has nothing- it has nothing to do with that.

对我来说有 It does to me.

很好 你们在这 Good, you're here.

是时候来个家庭讨论了 It's about time we had a family discussion.

你得做正确的事 你有个不错的政府工作 You need to do the right thing. You have a good government job.

你可能会因为那只海盗木腿 You probably get some pension money

获得退休金 for that fucking pirate wooden leg.

对 我知道了 Yeah, that's right. I know about that.

首先 那不是木腿 First of all, it's not a wooden leg.

是聚丙烯的 It's polypropylene,

然后 我没有因为瘸腿得到任何钱 and I don't get any money for it.

你的腿是在打仗时炸断的 就会得到补偿 You got blown up in a war, you get money.

我的腿不是在打仗时断的 I didn't lose it in combat.

等等 不是在阿富汗断的 Wait. That didn't happen in Afghanistan?

不是 No.

把球捡回来 Get the fuckin' ball!

把球捡回来 Get the fucking ball!

我不管汽水还有没有气 I don't care if the soda was flat.

你没办法证明 You don't have any way to prove it,

所以你们的钱要不回来 so you can't get your money back.

如果我的腿是在阿富汗断的 就会得到补偿 Look, if I'd lost it in Afghanistan, I'd have help.

但我是奥兰多一个肮脏的热水浴里擦伤的 But I went into a dirty hot tub in Orlando with a small scrape,

然后严重感染了 and I got a big infection.

在迪斯尼乐园 At Disney World?

不 离迪斯尼乐园 No. It was-it was just, like,

只有五分钟车程 a five-minute drive from Disney World.

你还是告诉别人你是打仗断的腿吧 You probably should tell people you lost it in the war.

好的 我没钱 Okay, well, I don't have any money. Okay?

我攒的钱都付医药费了 Everything I saved went to medical bills.

那也不会一直交啊 孩子他爸 Those are the breaks, Papa.

多攒点 你有九个月时间 Save some more. You got nine months.

阿尔维拉狱警 向塔台报告 Guard Alvera, report to the tower.

过来 快点 Come here. Come on!

这个月我搞到了好货 I got some very good stuff this month.

不是一般的奥施康定 而是高级货 None of that generic oxycontin. Non-generic oxycontin.

不行 我刚戒毒了 I can't. I just got clean.

好的 那你可以分给别人 Huh. Okay, then you can distribute.

你出去度假时 我的货被丢进马桶冲走了 I got flush while you were away on your fuck-up's holiday.

我能怎么办 像雅芳推销员一样 What am I gonna do, go cube-to-cube

一个个牢房去推销吗 like a fuckin' Avon lady?

我不知道 但我不能做 I don't know, but I can't.

红妈已经够麻烦的了 I'm in enough trouble with Red as it is.

让红妈去死 你欠我的 Fuck Red. You owe me.

欠你什么 我堂兄还清了 For what? My cousin paid you.

只还了最后一批的 Only for the last batch.

之前的那些呢 What about all the ones before that?

你欠了不少啊 姑娘 You was on sto' credit, girl.

我想... Well, I thought that-

你想什么想 还他妈想给我口交分期还清吗 You thought what? You were on some blow job layaway plan?

不不不 你欠我的 No, no, no, no, no. You owe me.

欠多少 How much?

你把这些卖出去 我们就扯平了 You get rid of all of these, and we'll call it even.

我要这个袋子变成空的 还有一张名单 I want an empty baggie... and a list of names.

债主是大爷 欠债的是奴隶 The borrower is slave to the lender.

这是箴言篇里写的 That's from Proverbs, right there.

我在汽车保险杠贴纸上看见的 Saw it on a bumper sticker.

当我说圣灵与你们同在时 And when I say you have received the Holy Spirit within you,

你不需要药物 不需要绷带 you won't need any medicine. You won't need a Band-Aid.

不需要啤酒 圣灵就是药物 You won't need your beer. He will be that medicine.

就是绷带 就是啤酒 He will be that Band-Aid. He will be that beer.

大家说阿门 Can I get an amen?

新眼镜啊 Hey, new glasses.

能让我更清楚地看到你 亲爱的 The better to see you with, my dear.

你看到了吗 Have you seen this?

她在用信仰疗法 She's faith-healing now.

你还头疼吗 You still have that headache?

是的 但是 I- yeah, but, you know,

其实也不是那么疼啦 it's not the worst headache I've ever had.

现在呢 What about now?

我不知道 没有了吗 Um, I don't know. Gone?

阿门 哈雷路亚 Amen. Hallelujah! Oh!

为什么有人会听她的 Why would anyone ever listen to her?

我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.

很明显她有魔力 She clearly has magic powers.

比如告密的魔力吗 Like what, the power of the snitch?

真想看她被戳穿的样子 What I wouldn't give to watch her slip and fall.

瞧你 怀恨在心的样子 Listen to you, all vindictive.

她打碎了你的眼镜 把你关在烘干机里 She broke your glasses and she locked you in a dryer.

她还偷了我的床垫 别以为我不记得了 She also stole my mattress. Don't think I don't remember.

只是我的处事方式不同 I just have a different way of dealing with things.

不过我喜欢看到帕波的脾气又回来了 I like seeing this old Piper temper, though.

我没脾气 I don't have a temper.

当圣灵与你同在 是时候 When you have that spirit, it's time for

我以前有脾气 我现在只是有对正义的激情 I used to have a temper. Now I have a passion for justice.

治愈痛苦了 ...About pain.

因为那是上帝至高无上的权威 那是 Because that is the majesty of our Lord. That is...

上帝的力量 他是... ...the power of our Lord. He is--

你到底知道上帝的什么啊 Man, what the hell you know about the Lord anyway?

你说什么 Excuse me?

你没有治愈能力 你啥也不会 Man, you ain't got no healin' power. You ain't got shit!

你不知道自己在说些什么 You don't know what you're talking about.

塔琪是上帝附身 好吗 'Tucky's touched, okay?

天呐 Oh, my god.

她治好了安琪的头疼 是吗 小安 She made Angie's headache go away, right, Ange?

我想说是 I want to say yes.

不 她没有 No, she didn't.

她把头疼转移到我身上了 She took that headache and she gave it to me.

帕波 淡定 Piper. Chill.

告诉你吧 我膝盖不好 I'll tell you what. I got a fucked-up knee.

既然你是上帝附身 让我瞧瞧你的本事 You so spiritual, come and show me what you got.

那样行不通的 It don't work that way.

什么 行不通 怎样也行不通 What? Huh? No, it don't? It don't work no way,

因为你就像奥兹巫师 'cause you just like the Wizard of Oz.

只是骗人的把戏 没有什么真本事 Just a bunch of show and nothin' behind the curtain.

你说什么 巫师是邪恶的 What are you talking about? Wizards are evil.

能说句阿门吗 好了好了 Pssh...can I get an amen? All right, all right, all right.

你知道吗 我从没说自己有超能力 You know what? I never claimed to have any special powers.

我只是按照主的教导 超能力就这么来了 I just do as the Lord tells me, and it flows through me.

喋喋不休 露两手 婊子 Jibber-jibber-jabber-jabber. Lay hands, bitch.

探监室维修小队 排好队 Visitor maintenance detail, cell row.

圣灵 我现在在呼唤你 Holy Spirit? I'm callin' on you right now, Holy Spirit.

你要我和她一体 治愈她的膝盖 You want me and her together as one, healing these knees.

让她康复 Make this woman well!

真见鬼 Holy shit!

你做到了 You did it!

你真的做到了 Oh! You actually did it! Ha-ha!

瞧瞧 你不像奥兹巫师 You see? You see? You're not like the Wizard of Oz.

倒像是上帝巫师 You're like the Wizard of...God. .

看到了吗 Are you seeing this?

上帝啊 在这种时刻 Lord, in these times...

她真有天赋 She's awfully talented.

*你赐予我一切* *You gave me everything*

*上帝 他在我心中* *Oh, the Lord... He's in my heart...*

你想报复某人 那还有很长的路要走 You want to get to someone? You got to have a long game.

*主啊 主啊* *Oh Lord. Oh, Lord...*

还有更多视觉描绘 There's a much more visual description, obtained...

谁 谁啊 What? Hello?

是谁 Hello?

索菲娅 帮我们评评理 Hey, Sophia. Settle an argument for us.

这是波丽和皮特的住处对吗 This is Polly and Pete's place, right?

对的 Yeah.

你是强盗吗 Are you a burglar?

不不不 抱歉 我是 No. No, no, I'm- I'm sorry. No, no, I'm,

我是莱瑞 我住隔壁 uh- I'm- I'm Larry. I live next door.

他们去度假了 拜托我给他们浇花 They asked me to water their plants while they're on vacation,

他们家有空调 还有有线电视 所以 so... They have air-conditioning. And cable. So...

我叫帕波 波丽的朋友 I'm Piper. I'm Polly's friend.

好吧 抱歉 Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.

你要住在这里吗 Are you supposed to stay here or something?

不不 我有钥匙 No, no, no. No, I have keys.

我正好在这附近 I was just in the neighborhood.

事实上 我被狗咬了 I actually just got bit by a dog.

天啊 我的天啊 Oh. Oh, my- oh, my god. Oh, my god. Uh...

是啊 我想应该清洗一下伤口 I know. I thought I should clean it or something.

对 应该的 天呐 过来坐吧 Yeah. You should. Yeah. My God. Um, come in and- and sit.

或许不要坐在... Uh, uh, maybe, maybe not on the, uh-

不要坐在沙发上 因为... maybe not on the couch, though, because--

我要脱掉裤子 I'm gonna take my pants off.

脱裤子 Take your pants off?

露出伤口 To get to the bite.

这是紧身牛仔 裤腿卷不起来 I can't roll them up. Tight jeans.

对对对 有道理 好吧 Right. That makes sense. Okay.

好的 我去拿点新斯波林 Okay, right. I'll get some Neosporin...

还有双氧水 或许再拿些碘酒 And some, uh, hydrogen peroxide. Maybe some iodine?

我去浴室找找 I'll- I'll check the bathroom.

怎么回事 什么狗咬了你 So, what happened? What dog?

我不知道 街头小鬼 I don't know. Some street kid.

什么 What?

街头无家可归的小孩找我要钱买狗粮 Yeah, some homeless kid was asking for money for dog food.

我对他说 如果你买不起狗粮 And I was like, if you can't afford dog food,

你就不应该养狗 you shouldn't have a dog.

你对无家可归的小鬼说教 So you lectured a homeless kid?

我敢肯定他爱死了 I'm sure he loved that.

不 我没对他说教 No, I didn't lecture him.

我只是表达了我的观点 I just made a point.

他说养狗是用来保护自己的 And then he was like, it's for protection.

我说 这条狗可保护不了谁 and I was like, that dog is not protecting anybody.

然后呢 And then what happened?

然后它狠狠地咬了我 And then it bit me. Pretty hard.

你应该去打破伤风疫苗 You should probably get a tetanus shot.

我没事的 那条狗比那小鬼干净多了 Oh, I'll be fine. The dog looked a lot cleaner than the kid.

而且 我还要去看铜管乐队演出 Besides, I'm going to see a brass band- Ow!

我今晚要去西布伦看铜管乐队演出 I'm going to see a brass band at Zebulon tonight.

饥饿三月乐队是吗 Oh, yeah, the Hungry March Band. Right?

我本应该去的 I was supposed to go to that.

真的吗 Really?

是的 Yeah.

你本应该去 You were?

是的 然后 我坐下来 Yeah, but then...I sat down.

引力对我很起作用 Gravity works very strongly on me...

尤其是外面这么闷热... especially when it's sweltering outside and...

而且《成名之路》还在进行第四百次放映 when Almost Famous is playing for the four-hundredth time.

好吧 Yeah.

另外 我还要帮他们浇花 Plus, I'm plant sitting, so, you know,

如果我去别的地方 if I went anywhere,

就得带着它们一起 I'd have to take them with me,

我不确定它们都满了21岁 所以 and I'm not sure if they're all over twenty-one, so...

这样太蠢了 你真的 Look, this is silly. I–you-- you should really...

应该冲洗一下 或者洗个澡 take a shower...or even a bath?

浸泡一下伤口 你真的需要清洗一下伤口 You know, just soak it. I mean you really need to clean it out,

你一定不想感染或者得狂犬病吧 I mean you don't want to get an infection...or rabies.

你 你感觉到类似感冒的症状了吗 Do you—do you feel any flu-like symptoms?

如果是狂犬病 你需要尽快治疗 Because, if- if it is rabies, you need to treat it right away.

狂犬病是不治之症 你 你会死的 I mean, there is no cure. You–you--you'll die.

好深奥 Wow. Dark.

犹太人嘛 Jew. Uh, well,

如果你需要隐私 我可以回我家去 I can go back to my place if you need privacy.

没关系 关上浴室门就好 That's okay. I can shut the bathroom door.

你吃饭了吗 Hey, have you eaten?

什么 What?

我刚准备订中餐 I was just about to order some Chinese food,

如果你还没吃饭 so if-if you haven't eaten....

除非你在演出前还有约 Unless you're meeting someone before the show. Uh...

我没有 中餐挺好的 No. I'm not. Chinese sounds great.

你吃什么我也吃什么 I'll have whatever you're having.

他们没叫你的名字 你没访客 They didn't call your name. You don't have a visitor.

也许搞错了 But...maybe there is a mistake.

能麻烦你查查吗 Please, can you double-check?

奥尼尔 你确定 Yeah, O'Neill, you sure you

佩拉奇没有访客吗 don't have anybody on the list for Pelage?

克劳黛小姐吗 拜托 这个梗不能再老了 Uh, Miss Claudette? Come on, that joke's older than my Nana.

这次不是开玩笑 It's not a joke this time.

等等 表上有她 Oh. Wait. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's on the list.

对不起 我还以为是开玩笑 Sorry. Thought it was a joke.

我可以碰你吗 Am I allowed to touch you?

你觉得波拉波拉波拉怎么样 What do you think about Bora Bora Bora?

什么 你是说波拉波拉岛吗 What? You mean Bora Bora?

不 好像有三个波拉 No, no, I think there's three Boras.

我一直想去那里度蜜月 I've been thinking about it for our honeymoon.

我知道克里斯托弗想去马德里 I mean, I know Christopher has got his mind set on Madrid,

但是我吃玉米卷饼会胀气 but all those enchiladas, I get gassy.

这话你对克里斯托弗去说吧 That's a conversation you should probably have with Christopher.

但你经常旅行啊 Oh, yeah, but you've traveled.

没去过波拉波拉岛 Not to Bora Bora.

还有个波拉 Bora.

小崔 Hey, Trish.

你打通梅西的电话了吗 Uh, did you get through to Mercy?

还没有 但是没关系 Oh, no, not yet, but, you know, it's cool.

她早些时候去了厨房 给红妈橄榄 She came by the kitchen earlier to give Red an olive.

什么 What?

橄榄 An olive.

是橄榄枝吧[象征和平] It's an olive branch, right?

无论如何 红妈不想和她扯上关系 Either way, Red don't want nothin' to do with her.

但她为了红妈自首了 But she turned herself in for Red.

因为红妈 她又得多服刑 I mean she's got more time on her sentence because of her.

她自找的 Yeah, well, she brought it on herself.

她告诉了黄胡卡车的事 I mean, she told Pornstache about the trucks.

她就是犹大圣徒 She's a Judas Priest.

谁告诉你的 Who told you that?

很明显啊 Well, it's obvious,

红妈为她做了那么多 and I think it's disgusting

我觉得她这样很不厚道 after everything Red's done for her.

不是的 我是说 你又不知道 It's not true. I mean, you don't know,

别人云亦云 好吗 so watch it with the rumors, all right?

你干嘛这么激动 What's the matter with you?

没什么 Nothing.

就因为我不和你一起睡 你还生气吗 You still mad 'cause we're not sleeping together?

天啊 Oh, Christ.

就是因为这个 乖啦 尼古拉 Aw, that's it. Aw, come on, Nichols.

我们做朋友更好 It's better this way, being friends.

我有时候也怀念过去... You know, I miss it, too, sometimes...

但我得对克里斯托弗忠诚 but... I gotta stay true to Christopher.

天啊 求你别说克里斯托弗了 Oh God, please, no more about fuckin' Christopher.

我不能劈腿 你知道的 I can't cheat on him. You know I can't cheat on him.

我知道 你不能劈腿 你知道为什么吗 Yeah, I know. You can't cheat on him. You know why?

因为克里斯托弗都不存在 'Cause Christopher doesn't fuckin' exist...

至少没在你的生活里 at least not in your life.

你进监狱三周后他就没来探访过你 He hasn't visited you since three weeks after you got here.

不是的 That's not true.

是真的 大家都知道 Oh, yeah, it is, and everybody knows it.

大家都不说的原因是 The only reason nobody says anything

她们为你觉得尴尬 is 'cause they're embarrassed for you

这太可悲了 但我受够了 because it's pathetic. But I'm sick of it,

就像我受够了你谈论 just like I'm sick of you talking about things

你根本不懂的事情一样 you don't know anything about.

去你妈的 Fuck you.

去你妈的 Hey, fuck you, too.

去别的地方假装吧 Yeah, go do your make-believe somewhere else.

老娘可没耐心了 I don't have the patience for it anymore.

靠近大门 可以通过 打开大门 On the gate, now for crossing. Open up the gate.

小崔 Hey! Trish. Hi.

小崔 你还好吗 Trish, how's it going?

你去哪里了 好久不见 Where you been? It's been forever, yo.

我在厨房里找了份工作 Oh, I-I-I got a job in a kitchen.

在这附近吗 Around here?

是啊 Yeah, yeah.

你抽点时间来公园打声招呼吧 Well, you, uh-you got to come by the park sometime and say hi.

我是应该 我会的 I should. I-I will.

你住哪 Where you stayin'?

没有稳定住所 但我... Oh, you know, nowhere permanent right now, but I, uh –

有时住在收容所 我十八岁了 I, I stay in a shelter some nights. And I'm eighteen now,

他们不能打电话给我爸妈 我现在自由了 so they can't call my folks. Yeah, so I'm free now, you know?

梦想成真 I'm living the dream, you know?

我住在八区公寓 Hey, I got a section eight apartment.

真的吗 Really?

是啊 我和男朋友住一起 Yeah, I'm there with my boyfriend.

如果你愿意 也可以来我家住一阵 I mean, if-- if you want, you can crash for a while,

如果你过得不好的话 you know, if- if things get real bad.

不用啦 那... No, no. That's...

你确定吗 Are you sure?

是啊 你知道我的 Yeah. Yeah, you, you know me.

我不喜欢求人帮忙 I don't like asking for favors from anybody.

不是你求 是我自愿提出的 Hey. You're not asking. I'm offering.

没事啦 艾莉 真好 Uh, that's cool, Allie. That's really great.

有空来公园哦 You stop by the- stop by the park sometime

给我带点剩菜来 好吗 and hook me up with some leftovers, all right?

好的 小崔 我会的 我会的 O-okay, Trish, I will. I will.

你喜欢小孩吗 本尼特 You like kids, Bennett?

当然喜欢 他们挺好的 你呢 Sure. They're all right. You?

当然 谁不喜欢小孩呢 Of course. Who doesn't like kids?

听着 你们即将进入联邦教改局 Listen up. You're about to enter a Federal correctional facility.

对你们的要求和对囚犯一样 You will be held to the same expectations as the inmates.

不许说话 不许吃口香糖 不许无礼 That means no talking, no chewing gum, no acting disrespectful.

听明白了吗 好了 人齐了吗 走吧 You understand me? All right, is that it? Let's go.

等等 还有一个 Wait. There's one more.

她们都犯了法对吧 These kids are all delinquents, right?

我觉得是 Yeah, I thought so.

她能干出什么事啊 Wonder what she did.

她来了 Here she comes.

我来 德盖特 等等 I'm on it. Yo, Doggett! Hey. Hold up.

怎么 Yeah?

听说你治好了珍娜的膝盖 是真的吗 Listen, I heard you cured Janae's knee. Is that true?

是的 我只是个简单的 Yes. Yeah. I'm just a simple woman

为上帝办事的女人 doing the work of the Lord.

我明白了 太神奇了 I see. Uh, look, that's- that's really- it's incredible.

你可以帮我吗 Um, do you think you could help me?

你哪里疼 Well, what's hurting?

我的脑子 我有不干净的想法 My mind. I have unclean thoughts.

关于拉拉的 Lesbian content.

你怎么说 能帮我吗 What do you think? You think you can help?

你在戏弄我 You know you're messing with me,

我才不会戏弄上帝 不好意思 我... and I don't mess with my Lord that way. Sorry, but I--

不不不 我没有 我发誓 No, no, no. No, I'm not. No, no, no, I'm not. I swear.

自从我有了小嘣 I mean, since- look, since I had Little Boo,

我发现了内心深处的母性 I found these feelings of mothering... deep inside me.

我觉得以后我想要个孩子 I think someday I might want to have a kid.

但我不想和另一个女人一起领养 But I don't want to do it with another woman,

因为那些小孩长大后也会变成同性恋 'cause those kids, they always turn out gay.

同性恋的生活可不好过 And being queer, that is a really hard life.

恐怖的轮回终结于我 The cycle of terror ends now with me.

我发誓 I swear.

你是认真的吗 You're serious?

是的 Mm-hmm.

你准备好接受主的恩典了吗 You ready to take on the Lord's grace?

跪在我面前 把狗牵着 Kneel before me. Bring the dog, please.

主啊 在我面前跪着一个罪人 Right here before me, we have a sinner, Lord,

她准备好接纳您了 who is ready to accept you into her heart.

净化她肮脏龌龊的心灵吧 Cleanse her heart of sickness and her mind of filth.

我还是龌龊着呢 Yeah, I'm still seeing filth.

集中注意力 亲爱的主啊 Concentrate! Dear Lord,

我请求您帮助这名罪人找到家庭生活 I ask you today to help this sinner find a life of family,

让她过上正确的生活 a life of rightness.

我们会让她重新纯洁 健康 善良 We're gonna make her pure and whole and good again.

我现在把手放在这孩子的头上 As I lay my hand on this child's head right here, right now,

我请求您 主 帮助她 I ask you, Lord, to help her.

主啊 帮助她不再成为同性恋吧 Help her become gay, Lord, no more!

我没觉得有什么不同 等等 I don't feel any different. Wait.

让我回想2008年美国女子足球队的画面 Let me try picturing the two-thousand-and-eight U.S. Women's soccer team.

那通常会有用 好 That usually works. Okay.

踢啊 踢啊 等等 Kick it, kick it. Wait, wait...

我没感觉啊 我没感觉啊 I don't feel anything. I don't feel anything!

起作用了 It worked.

我不喜欢这样 把我变回去 I don't like this. Change me back!

别这样 别让我成了个直女 Don't leave me here like this! Don't leave me straight!

谢谢您 谢谢您 Thank you. Thank you.

把我变回去 Change me back!

小崔 Hey, Trish.

怎么了 Hey, what's up?

尼古拉 Yo, Nichols,

我知道你也许不能和我说话什么的 I know you're probably not supposed to talk to me and everything,

但你能不能... but could you, uh-

你能不能帮我个忙 could you do me a solid

告诉红妈我会补偿的 and- and tell Red I'm gonna make it right?

好 Yeah, okay.

告诉她 You, uh- you tell her that

我... 我们会扯平的 I'm- we're- we're gonna be square,

因为我要弄明白一些事情 'cause I'm gonna figure something out.

天啊 Jesus Christ.

女士们 该报告工作明细了 Ladies! Time to report to your work details.

经过事先批准的囚犯 Those of you with prior approval

可以去前门 can make your way to the front entrance

和今天的特别客人见面 to meet today's special guests.

好戏上演了对吧 Showtime, right?

有序地走路 Hey! Walk...in orderly fashion.

你他妈的要去干嘛呢 Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

我要去见孩子们 他们说我可以去 I'm going to see the kids. They said I could come.

是吗 Oh, did they?

还有 我下班了 所以没事 Yeah. Plus, I get out of work, so it's cool.

你他妈眼睛都睁不开了 You can't even keep your fucking eyes open.

相信一个愚蠢的瘾君子 It's my fault for trusting a stupid fucking...

你在干什么 What are you doing?

是我的错 待在这里 junkie moron idiot. Just stay in here.

你没必要去干活了 躲起来 You don't have to go to work. Just stay out of sight.

我在这里要干嘛 What am I supposed to do in here?

打个盹 Take a nap.

我不明白 你想给什么东西付钱 I don't understand. What is it you're trying to pay for?

这副耳机 These headphones.

我们不卖那种 Yeah. We don't sell those.

但你们两年前卖 Uh, but you did two years ago.

那时候我没钱 所以就借了你们的耳机 Ye- no, I borrowed them from you when I-I didn't have the money,

但我现在有钱了 我想还债 but I do now, so I want to settle my debt.

我去找经理 Let me get the manager.

我告诉过你别进来 Listen, I told you not to come in here.

我之前没有付钱 But I'm-- I'm here to pay you

现在来还债了 for something I haven't paid for yet.

我欠你们这副耳机的钱 I owe you for these headphones, yo.

走吧 Just go.

不不 我不是小偷 欠了钱我就会还 No, no. I'm no thief. I settle my debts.

快走 免得我报警 Just go before I call the cops.

山姆 Uh. Sam.

怎么了 What?

我看见她偷了一条项链 I saw her take one of those necklaces.

不 我回头再付项链的钱 No. I'm gonna pay for that later. You know?

事情有先后 不如 But first things first. Why don't we say it's,

我给你二十美元 咱们扯平了吧 uh, it's twenty dollars and we call it even?

那条项链都不值那么多钱 That necklace doesn't even cost that much.

不是项链的钱 是耳机的钱 This isn't for the necklace. It's for the headphones.

莎拉 别让她跑了 Sara, don't let her leave.

你自己去拦啊 谁让你给我那么点工资 You don't let her leave. I don't get paid enough.

你要去哪里 Hey! Where you going?

不去哪里 Nowhere.

她偷了东西吗 She steal something?

我不确定 I'm- I'm not sure.

A区需要囚犯护送 Need a prisoner escort, block A.

囚犯们 问声好 Inmates. Say hello.

怎么了 跑什么跑 What's up? What's with you runnin' away? Huh?

-你叫什么名字 你他妈叫什么名字 -瑞贝卡 - Sss. What's your name? What's your fuckin' name? - Rebecca. 怎么了 跑什么跑 What's up? What's with you runnin' away? Huh?

-你叫什么名字 你他妈叫什么名字 -瑞贝卡 - Sss. What's your name? What's your fuckin' name? - Rebecca.

看着老娘 老娘在和你说话呢 看着老娘 Look at me when I'm fuckin' talkin' to you, man! Look at me! -你叫什么名字 你他妈叫什么名字 -瑞贝卡 - Sss. What's your name? What's your fuckin' name? - Rebecca.

-你叫什么名字 你他妈叫什么名字 -瑞贝卡 - Sss. What's your name? What's your fuckin' name? - Rebecca. 好了 准备好看监狱里的恶心事吗 Here we go. You ready to see some- some shit up in this shit?

好了 准备好看监狱里的恶心事吗 Here we go. You ready to see some- some shit up in this shit?

你他妈笑什么笑 你是小丑吗 The fuck you smiling for? What, you some kind of clown?!

你他妈笑什么啊 你觉得这是个笑话吗 What the fuck you smiling for?! You think this is a joke?

你觉得老娘像是在和你说笑吗 Do I look like a fucking joke to you?!

你一晚上都撑不过去 You wouldn't make it one goddamn night in here.

你想告诉我你觉得正直... You wanna tell me you think fuckin' decent...

你们这些狂吠的贱狗 You common cry of curs whose

我痛恨你们的气息 就像痛恨沼泽的恶臭 breath I hate as reek o' th' rotten fens,

我轻视你们的好感 whose loves I prize

就像厌恶腐烂裸露的 as the dead carcasses of unburied men

尸骸一样 that do corrupt my air!

谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Ah, thank you.

声音大点 Speak up!

瑞贝卡 Rebecca!

好吧 Oh. Okay.

你对我还有意见了啊 Oh. You trying to cop a fuckin' attitude with me now?

没有 没有 我只是... No! No, I just –

什么 What?

你说大声点 所以我... You said speak up, so I--

别他妈玩我 Don't fuckin' play with me.

别玩她 Don't play wi' her.

别 笑啊 Don't. Smile!

为什么 Why?

这是真的 This is for real!

深仇 Galls!

怎么 现在不吱声了 没笑话说了 小丑 What, you quiet now? You don't got a joke to tell, clown?

没笑话说了 你他妈就是个傻逼小丑 You don't got a joke to tell? You're a fuckin' smoking clown.

怎么 你要说笑话变戏法吗 What, you gonna tell jokes and juggle?

别摸我下面 你想摸吗 Get your hands off my fucking pussy. You want to touch it?

你真的想摸吗 You want to touch it for real? Huh?

怎么 So, what's up?

你觉得你坐轮椅 You think you tough

就了不起了吗 'cause you in a wheelchair and shit, huh?

没有 No.

你知道我的意思吧 Well, you know what I'm saying?

监狱里可没有轮椅坡道 Ain't no wheelchair ramps in prison, right?

在这里可没有人 Ain't nobody gonna be holding no doors open

帮你开门 for you and shit, up in here.

我不需要别人帮我开门 I don't need nobody to hold doors for me.

别人能做的我都能做 I can do anything anybody else can do.

该死 我错了 没事 Oh shit. My bad. That's cool.

你懂我的意思吧 我不是说你做不了 You know what I'm saying? I ain't- I ain't mean you couldn't do stuff.

他们说我没法抢贩酒店 They told me I couldn't rob a liquor store

因为我坐着轮椅 我证明给他们看了 'cause I'm a roller. Well, I showed them.

抬起头来 Get yo face right here!

别他妈直视我 Don't look at me in the eyes!

好吧... A'ight, well...

什么 What?

这点你没必要向别人证明吧 You know, that's not something you need to prove to everybody.

他们告诉我我没法入黑帮 They told me I couldn't gangbang,

所以我现在自己成立了黑帮 and now I got my own gang.

一群残疾人吗 听着 这可不... Of handicapped people? Yo, listen, that's not-

你这是在自找麻烦 you're just gonna make things harder for yourself,

你们都多少人 用轮椅碾压人们吗 man. How many of y'all is it? Y'all just roll up on people?

这样还不够 还没帮到这些孩子 This isn't enough. We aren't helping these kids enough.

真的吗 大部分都哭了 Are you sure? Most of them- most of them are crying.

一个也不能少 No child left behind.

崔希娅呢 我要她来的 Where's Tricia? I requested her.

我不知道 I don't know.

去找她 能有同龄人 Find her. It'll be good for them

吓到他们挺好的 to get scared by someone their own age.

接纳上帝 能说声阿门吗 Receive the Lord! Can I get an amen?

阿门 Amen!

能再说一声吗 Can I get another amen?

阿门 阿门 Amen! Amen!

阿门 主派我来到这里 Amen! The Lord- the Lord is sending me over here.

主正在对我说话 Yeah. The Lord is speaking to me right now,

他会治好你的湿疹的 and he is gonna heal you of that eczema!

我简直... 这太邪恶了 太邪恶了 I can't even- this is- this is evil. This is evil.

不 这是天谴 No, this is divine retribution.

我都要尿裤子了 I'm gonna pee in my pants.

我说"耶稣爱你们" And when I say "Jesus loves you",

你们说"对" 耶稣爱你们 you say "Yes". Jesus loves you!

对 Yes!

耶稣爱你们吗 Does Jesus love you?

爱 Yes!

耶稣爱我吗 爱 Does Jesus love me? Yes!

我擦 真希望能把这段视频上传到YouTube Holy fuck, I wish we could put this shit on YouTube.

真有趣 你见到崔希娅·米勒了吗 Yeah, it's funny. Uh, hey, have you seen Tricia Miller?

米勒 没有 怎么了 Miller. Hmm. No. Why?

她应该去教育孩子的 Uh, she was supposed to be on the tour,

她也没在干活 我最好上报 and she's not at work. I better radio in.

不不 我记起来了 我看见过她 Uh, no, no. You know what? I did see her.

她刚去上厕所了 She just stepped off to go to the bathroom.

-她回来了我就叫她过去 -好 - I'll send her your way as soon as she comes back. - Okay.

耶稣爱我们 Jesus loves us.

好 放心 Yep. You got it.

对 Yes!

能给我一些爱吗 能说说爱这个字吗 Can I get some love? Can I hear the word love?

爱 Love!

看看 你们就在这里洗澡 Take a look. This is where you shower.

这里看起来像个好浴室吗 Does this look like a nice place to take a shower?

这里到处都是真菌 Unh-unh. Shit, there's super fungus all up in here.

我一来这里就染了脚气 My feet be itchin' ever since I got here.

每天都痒得要命 Itchin' all the livelong day.

你们好 Um, hello?

香港脚可不是你们唯一需要担心的问题 Itchy feet not the only thing you got to worry about, right?

跟她们说说 查普曼 Tell 'em, Chapman.

说什么 Tell them what?

告诉她们如果掉了肥皂会怎么样 Tell 'em what happens when you drop a bar of soap in prison.

我觉得掉肥皂这个梗 You know, I don't really

貌似不适用女子监狱吧 think that that stereotype applies here.

适用的 Oh, yes, it does.

护送队停在... Escorted leaves stop at...

好吧 但我都用沐浴露 Well, okay, but I use body wash.

来调戏别人吗 To molest people with?

这是个笑话 你们只是在作秀 Man, it's a joke. You all just putting on a show.

继续笑吧 小鬼 Hey, yo, keep laughing, little kid.

一旦查普曼找上你 你就笑不出来了 Shut up real quick once Chapman gets you.

对啊 查普曼是个冷血的拉拉 That's right. Chapman a stone-cold lesbian,

她会让你超越极限 and she put you through your paces.

为什么我是个冷血的拉拉 Why am I the stone-cold lesbian?

同性恋 Lesbianic.

查普曼 Chapman.

是教育孩子们的 It's for the children.

妈的 我擦 Fuck. Fuck this.

好了 赶快起来 All right, shit-stain, up and at 'em.

我擦 Fuck.

醒醒 妈的 Oh. Hey. Hey! Fuck!

该死 该死 Shit! Shit, shit, shit!

你看见这个马桶了吗 前面可没有门 You see that fucking toilet? No door on the motherfuckin' stall?

听起来很好玩吗 That sound like fun to you?

你来上厕所 大家都能看见 You got to use the bafroom, evabody see you.

就算上大号哦 Even if it's number two.

对 Yeah.

大号 小号 在监狱里都不重要 One, two, three, it don't matter in prison.

我不在乎 I don't care.

你不在乎 You don't care?

我不在乎 I don't care.

好了 好了 我受够了 All right, all right, I've had enough of this.

你觉得这是个笑话吗 You think this is a joke, do you?

差不多吧 Yeah, kind of.

不如你在这里过一晚 就你和... How 'bout you spend the night here? Just you and...

查普曼 好吗 ...Chapman. You like that?

查普曼会让你湿身的 Yeah, you get that wet Chapman treatment.

随便 Whatever.

我擦 Fuck you.

-随便哦 -随便哦 - Whatever? - Whatever?

好吧 我们走 All right, let's go.

你不能走 你留下 留下 Not you. You stay here. You stay here.

查普曼 好好享用吧 Chapman, have a nice lunch.

我不怎么喜欢这样 You know, I'm not even fully like that.

你还有什么名誉可以令人相信 Ha! Little honor to be much believed.

怎么 你该吓唬我了吗 So, what, now's the part where you try to scare me?

不 我真的 我不想吓唬你 No. No, I really- I don't want to scare you.

但是相信我 你不会想进监狱的 But, um, believe me, you don't want to be in here.

别碰我 死拉拉 婊子 Don't touch me, dyke faggot bitch!

你说什么 Excuse me?

你听到了 You heard me!

你叫什么名字来着 What's your name, again?

迪娜 Dina.

迪娜 真是个好名字 Dina. That's a pretty name.

我可以说出很多 You know, I could tell you

吓得你半死的事 迪娜 a lot of things that would scare you, Dina.

我可以告诉你我要把你变成我的监狱性奴 I could tell you that I'm gonna make you my prison bitch.

我可以告诉你我要把你变成我的小老鼠 I could tell you that I'm gonna make you my house mouse,

就算我们并不相爱 that I will have sex with you even if

我还是会干你 we don't have an emotional connection,

我会像春施之于樱桃树那样 that I'm gonna do to you what the spring does with cherry trees

不过是监狱版的 but in a prison way.

巴勃罗·聂鲁达的诗 但何必呢 Pablo Neruda. But why bother?

你很强硬 是吧 You're too tough, right?

我知道把自己伪装的很坚强 Yeah, I know how easy it is to convince yourself

有多容易 you're something that you're not.

你在外面可以这样 And you can do that on the outside.

你可以一直前行 You can just keep moving...

让自己忙起来 这样你就不必面对 Keep yourself so busy you don't have to face

真正的自己 who you really are.

但是 But...

你很脆弱 you're weak.

离老娘远点 Back the fuck off me.

我和你一样 迪娜 我也很脆弱 I'm like you, Dina. I'm weak, too.

如果我不能接触到人 不能爱人 I can't get through this without somebody to touch,

我无法熬过来 without somebody to love.

是因为性爱能麻痹疼痛 Is that because sex numbs the pain,

还是因为我是个邪恶的性交狂魔 or is it because I'm some evil fuck monster?

我不知道 但我知道 I don't know. But I do know,

我进来之前是 I was somebody before I came in here.

过着自己选择的生活的一个人 I was somebody with a life that I chose for myself.

现在呢 And now?

现在我只求熬过今天而不用哭泣 Now it's just about getting through the day without crying.

我很害怕 我仍然很害怕 And I'm scared. I'm still scared.

我很害怕我在这里不是真正的自己 I'm scared that I'm not myself in here,

我又害怕这就是真正的我 and I'm scared that I am.

监狱最可怕之处并不是其他的人 迪娜 Other people aren't the scariest part of prison, Dina.

而是你要直面真正的自己 It's coming face-to-face with who you really are.

因为一旦你身处监狱 Because once you're behind these walls,

你会无处可逃 就算你能跑 there's nowhere to run, even if you could run.

真相会抓住你 迪娜 The truth catches up with you in here, Dina.

它会将你变成它的玩物 And it's the truth that's gonna make you her bitch.

擦 你真冷血 Damn. You cold.

那婊子得学点教训 Bitches gots to learn.

好了 听着 All right, listen up.

德盖特 Hey, Doggett.

卫生间里有个灵魂需要救赎 I think there's a soul in the bathroom that needs saving.

她便秘了吗 Constipation?

不 这姑娘需要奇迹 No, this girl needs a miracle.

好吧 我们今天学到了什么 All right, what have we learned today?

别进监狱 Don't go to prison.

对了 不然会怎样 That's right. Or what happens?

会和你们住在一起 We'll have to live here with you.

对了 要尊重父母 That's right. And respect your parents, you hear?

离那小子远点 And stay away from that bud.

打扫房间 And clean your rooms.

不要挪用或者非法下载视频 And don't embezzle or illegally download media.

对 Uh...yeah.

我知道你们是好孩子 We know you're good kids.

你们不会犯同样的错误 我们相信你 You're not gonna make the same mistakes. We believe in you.

别打扰我 Oh, please leave me alone!

天啊 Jesus!

不许动 不许动 Nobody move! Nobody move!

下去 救命啊 Get off of me! Help!

主啊 我现在请求您让这孩子能再次行走 Lord, I call on you right now to make this child walk again.

让她能再次行走 亲爱的主啊 帮助我 Make her walk again, sweet Lord. Work with me and –

从她身上下去 下去 Hey! Hey! Get off of her! Get off her! Get off!

救命 Help!

耶稣派我来帮忙的 Jesus has sent me to help –

主啊 他们把我弄瞎了 Ow! Ugh! Lord, they blinded me!

我是你的妈妈 I am your mother!

怎么回事 What's going on?

好了 镇定点 All right. Settle down.

我是贝尔 E区卫生间出了点事 This is Bell. We have a situation in the E dorm bathroom.

制服了行暴的囚犯 需要护送其去心理治疗区 Unruly inmate restrained and in need of escort to psych.

真的吗 Is this real?

我要取消监狱游览 I'm terminating the tour.

我带孩子们去大门口 收到了吗 I'll proceed with the children to the main entrance. Copy?

贝尔 我是费歇尔 我收到了 但是... Um, Bell, this is Fischer. Copy that, but...

什么 What?

别带孩子们去B走廊 好吗 Don't bring the kids down corridor B, okay?

什么 怎么了 What? Why?

我们这边也出事了 Um, we have a situation down here, too.

后退 后退 Back it up. Back it up. Come on.

她们很亲密啊 There's a lot of touching going on down there.

海利 现在说这个不是时候 Healy. Now is not the time.

女士们 散了吧 Ladies, let's break it up.

我刚刚才看到她 I just saw her.

我们都是如此 We all just saw her.

红妈 Red.

是我的错 我把她拒之门外 It's my fault. I turned her away.

不 这不怪你 No. This is not on you.

我又不是说她永远都被排除在外 I didn't mean she was out forever.

我只是想给她点教训 I just wanted to teach her a lesson.

我以为她更坚强了 I thought she was stronger.

确实如此 她不是上吊自杀的 She was. She didn't hang herself.

而是嗑药过多 She O.D.'d.

今早我看在她在食堂游荡 I saw her wobbling around the cafeteria this morning.

她换了种方式自杀了 是我害的她 So, she killed herself a different way. I'm the one responsible.

不 这不怪你 是我的错 No. This isn't on you. It's on me.

是我告诉黄胡海王星的事 I'm the one who finked to Pornstache about Neptune.

都是因为我 毒品才一直运进来 I'm the reason the drugs are still coming in.

为什么这么做 Why?

天啊 我不知道 Oh. Oh, God, I don't know.

因为你总是轻视我 我很生气 I was just mad at you for always shitting on me.

我送崔希娅去戒毒 I only sent Tricia to detox

是因为我觉得他们会开展调查 because I thought they would start an investigation

终结这一切 to put an end to all of this.

我不知道 I didn't know that.

你不相信我是对的 You- you were right to not trust me.

妮琪 我最信任你了 Nicky...I trust you more than anyone.

一直都是 我现在更加信任你 I always have. I do now more than ever.

现在 你是耳朵有毛病吗 Now? You got shit in your ears or something?

我背叛了你 I betrayed you.

我知道 I know.

所以我才信任你 And that's why I trust you.

因为我知道你会付出一切代价 Because I know you'll do whatever it takes

为崔希娅伸张正义 to make things right for Tricia.

我太愚蠢了 居然认为这所监狱会真正进行调查 I was stupid to think this prison would ever look into things.

就算他们发现黄胡给她灌毒品 Even if they caught Pornstache stuffing drugs down her throat,

他们会掩盖真相 避免丑闻 they'd do anything to avoid a scandal.

现在要靠我们了 妮琪 It's up to us now, Nicky.

你在说些什么呢 What are you talking about?

你知道我在说什么 You know what I'm talking about.

我在说曼多萨 I'm talking about Mendez.

我要那个混蛋 I want that motherfucker.

我要那个混蛋滚出这里 I want that motherfucker taken out.