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Close your eyes.

Huh? Close your eyes.

Okay.

Okay, open your eyes.

Happy birthday!

Thank you. You got me a cake? I did. What kind of stepmother would I be

your birthday?

I know. I'm surprised you remembered it.

I'm here 24 today.

I know.

Okay. Blow it out.

Blow out the candle.

Make a wish.

Ah, nice.

Was it a good wish?

Yeah, you think these come true for real?

I mean, I hope so.

Me too.

Have some.

After your finger? Yeah, it's okay.

Is it good?

It's pretty good. Yeah? Okay, my turn.

I want some.

No,

with your finger.

What? Use your finger. I want some.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Mmm.

Mmm, that's really good.

Uh, yeah.

Should we cut a slice?

No, we'll...

You put it on the table. We'll do it later. I want to give you your present.

Present? Yeah.

You don't have to get me anything.

Of course I did.

Come on.

You think I was going to forget your birthday? I mean, I know I've only met

two years ago when I met, you know, married your dad. But, I mean, of course

wouldn't forget your birthday.

Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you.

Yeah. Well.

What did you get me?

Oh, I think it's something very special.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, you know, curvy, and I think you're going to really like it.

Did you get me a fucking car?

No, honey, I didn't get you a car. I think it's better than a car.

What's better than a car?

Well,

it's something you're going to really like.

Okay, so I was looking at... on our computer, you know, and, um, you

didn't remove like on the browser, your history.

And so, well, I saw you.

Yeah. I, I, I saw that you were watching, you know, milf porn and bang

bros and it's okay. It's okay. I didn't tell your dad and it's fine. I, you

know, I think it's really cute.

Your president is calling me out for watching porn. No.

Oh, that's so embarrassing.

No, no, no, that's not. I mean, your present is me, actually.

What? What are you talking about?

I mean, only if you want to.

I wouldn't tell your dad. It's between us.

Wait.

Are you coming on to me right now?

Honey, I mean, your dad was saying that I should get to know you better.

And I mean, you were watching MILF porn, so I don't know.

It's hot.

And I just, I mean, we don't have to tell him. Only if you want to.

And, you know, I mean, or am I too old for you?

No, no, no, no, no. You're like really hot. Okay.

I just, I don't think that's what my dad meant by getting to know me better.

Isn't that fucked up? Isn't that, doesn't that like.

Book the marriage up or something?

No, I mean, he doesn't need to know.

So I keep that on business a lot, and, you know, I mean, before your dad, I was

with a lot of younger guys. He's like the oldest guy that I've ever been with.

Besides, I think it would be really good for our relationship if, you know, I

got to know my stepson a little better, and I think your dad would be really

happy about it.

Uh...

Oh, man. Okay.

I don't like it. I gotta think of it. Why don't you just look at these while

think about it?

Whoa.

You can touch them.

Really? Yes.

Whoa.

These are so nice.

Thank you.

These are way better than the ones online.

I'm glad you like your present.

I like it. I love it.

Good. Oh, my God.

I just can't believe this is actually happening.

Well, believe it.

I want you to have the best birthday.

These are awesome.

Do you like your gift?

I love them.

That's good.

You know, I think there's oil on the side of the couch there.

Why don't you grab it?

Wait, can I lick them first?

Okay, yeah. Really?

Yeah.

This is so crazy.

My dad's a lucky guy.

Oil? Yeah. Where? You grab it and lather me up with oil.

Oh, nice.

Random oil sitting on the couch.

You playing this, huh?

Of course. It's your birthday.

Just everywhere?

Wherever you want.

I'm your gift.

It's like syrup on a pancake.

Is it better than you see online?

Oh, yeah.

Good.

Whoa.

He looks so good with oil on him.

You're so good with your hands.

You look so good with your tits.

Thank you.

Oh, man.

Fuck.

Should I put more?

Of course.

Can I?

Yes.

Don't be shy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's probably too much.

No, it's not too much oil.

Oh.

Oh,

wow.

You're so hot.

I'm not going to lie. I've thought about this so many times.

Have you?

Yeah.

I just didn't think it ever... This was my wish.

It really did come true.

Oh, aren't you a lucky birthday boy?

Uh -huh.

Why don't you gather me down here?

Really? Yeah.

Okay.

Are you not wearing panties? No.

Holy shit.

I'm not.

Your birthday present.

All of it?

Yes, all of it.

No score.

Can I put oil on it? Yes, you may.

There you go.

It's so nice.

And I like his haircut.

Look, I still got icing on my finger.

Oh, yeah.

Don't be shy.

There you go. Oh, my God.

This is everything I ever dreamed of.

That's exactly what I wanted.

Look at those titties. Man, pussy.

Right there?

Yeah.

You like that?

Uh -huh. Does that feel good?

Yeah. Because it feels good to me.

Oh, wow.

That feels good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Man, this feels so good.

Oh, look at that.

Somebody's hard.

Yeah, how could I not be?

Let me take

it out. I mean, I think these pants are too tight.

Well, they were.

Oh my god, look how big you are.

Thanks.

You like that?

Yeah.

So you know, if we go through with this, you can't tell your dad.

Uh oh, never.

Okay, it's going to be our little secret.

Pinky promise.

Oh, holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

thank you, thank you, thank you.

Younger guys always know how to fuck better, too.

Yeah, I think I can do it.

Don't be shy. You can touch me.

You can put your hands all over me.

Oh, fuck.

This is so hot. I'm so sorry, Dad.

Oh,

yeah.

I love my hair.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Wow, that was so funny.

Your cock is so girthy, it can barely fit in my mouth.

Oh, man.

I think you did really good.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you. Of course, thank you.

This is the best birthday gift.

Oh,

fuck.

It's getting in my mouth.

Oh,

you're

so good at that.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

The coolest stuff I've ever heard.

It's because your dad doesn't fuck me enough.

Oh, fuck. I'm fucking you never.

Oh, you know that's fucked up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good job.

Yes. That feels so good.

Fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

You can still have it?

I mean, are you ready?

Yeah? To do this? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Ooh, focus, hey.

And tight.

Ooh, shit.

Let me just get over.

Here you go.

Oh, fuck.

You can grab me.

Just like that.

Do it for the other side.

This is the best gift ever.

Oh, Grammy.

Yeah, I love a date like that.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Holy shit.

I don't know how to fuck myself over right now.

Oh, I love it.

Really?

Holy

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna move that pillow and the ball.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

fuck. You should have known how to fuck.

So many videos on Big Brother.

I don't know exactly what to do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. Rub the oil all over me.

Oh, honey.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, like that. Oh, fuck, that's so hot.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You take that shoe off.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck you feel so good.

Oh, fuck.

Like that. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Holy fuck.

I guess that's what 24 -year -olds have, huh?

Thank you.

You're the best someone ever, you know that?

Oh, my God.

Thank you so much. Oh, fuck. I just hate you so much.

I can't do this anymore.

That was the best birthday present ever.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, honey.

I sure did.

That's so hot.