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Rufus?
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Rufus?
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Here, boy.
Hey, Ron.
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Shh! Rufus
has gone missing.
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Maybe he's hibernating.
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Not likely, Kim.
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It's Spirit Week.
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If the little guy missed it,
he'd be crushed.
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Rufus!
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Huh-ho-hey! Hey!
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( laughing )
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Rufus!
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( yawns )
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A naked mole rat.
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Ron, ever think about
getting a normal pet?
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Like what?
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Something not naked.
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( blows raspberry )
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Never be normal!
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That's the Ron
Stoppable motto.
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Kim? K.P.?
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( French ):
Kim Possiblé?
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Oh, Josh Manke.
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Ugh, Manke.
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
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♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
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♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
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♪ Kim Possible ♪
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♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
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♪ When danger calls just
know that I am on my way ♪
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♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
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♪ If you just call my name ♪
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♪ Kim Possible ♪
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♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
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♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
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♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
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♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
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♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
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♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
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♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
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♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
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♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
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♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
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RON:
Amp down, Kim.
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Someone might think
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you're crushing on Manke.
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Ugh! Manke.
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Huh? Kim?
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What's this say to you?
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Oh, it's... it's, uh...
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you know... I mean...
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yeah, totally. Uh...
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Hey, you're
Kim Possible.
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You were on the news
last week.
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Saved some ambassador
or something.
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Um, y-y-yeah. I, uh...
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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( bell rings )
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I can't even form
a sentence around Josh.
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How am I going to ask him
to Friday's dance?
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Ask Manke?
I don't know, Kim.
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Don't you think
he might feel awkward...
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with us?
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Us?
Well, we always
go together.
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Yeah, but that says,
you know, friends.
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And this time I was thinking
about lining up a...
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you know...
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An enemy?
A date.
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A date?
Right. D... li... uh, dating.
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Dating in a date-like
kind of way. Uh-huh.
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I could do that.
The date thing.
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Great. So who are
you going to ask?
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For me to get a date?
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Who am I not going to ask?
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( beeps )
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Hey, Wade. What up?
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Meet me at your locker.
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You would not believe how many
hits we're getting on the site.
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Everyone wants your help.
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Mrs. Giltmore needs
someone to feed her cats.
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For a week.
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Ugh!
Seven days, eight cats.
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One litter box.
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I know your Web site
says you can do anything
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but you have to draw the line.
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Hey, long distance.
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Tokyo.
I love the French.
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That one's an emergency.
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I'll stream the security cam.
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Ha-ha!
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Whoa!
Rewind and freeze, Wade.
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Dr. Drakken.
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Our archenemy.
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Well, your archenemy.
You know...
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I don't think
he even knows my name.
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Come on, Ron, let's jet.
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Oh, yeah!
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Going to Tokyo
on a school night.
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How are we going to get there?
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I'll phone a friend.
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Hoo-hoo.
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Sweet ride.
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Thanks for the lift,
Britina.
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Kim, duh.
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It's the least
I could do
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after you saved
my Chicago show.
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Aw, the backstage fire
was no big.
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For you maybe.
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It must be so awesome
not to be afraid of anything.
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Huh.
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Fearless I am not.
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Oh, come on.
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I've seen you wrestle a shark
with your bare hands.
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Yeah. What
could scare you?
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His name's Josh Manke.
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Oh...
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crush story.
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I feel so ridiculous around him.
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Just go for it.
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What's the worst thing
that could happen?
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So, Britina, as a pop superstar
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I'll bet you miss out on stuff
like school dances
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with, you know,
normal average guys.
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True.
Friday.
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Dance. You. Me.
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Average guy.
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No.
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( buzzer )
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See?
Was that so hard?
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Only to watch.
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( sirens )
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Oh, thank you for coming,
Kim Possible.
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I am Yoshiko,
translator
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for Nakasumi-san.
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You know I'm looking
for a lucky someone
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to go to a dance with me.
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Uh... Nakasumi-san says
he's very flattered
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but given the current crisis
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he feels it would be
inappropriate to go
to the dance.
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No! Ew! No.
I meant...
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So what's the sitch?
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They have taken over
our entire factory.
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The workers are trapped inside.
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How many?
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Two.
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Hundred?
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No. Just two.
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This is the most
automated factory
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in the world.
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Wait up!
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Ah!
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Ron, stop playing around.
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Okay, I'm going.
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Oh! Are you
kidding me?
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Very funny.
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The third time's the charm.
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What's Drakken doing
in a video game factory?
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Duh.
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Do you know what
this factory makes?
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Video games?
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The Z-Boy.
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Only the fastest
graphics system ever.
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So? Video games.
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It's not even coming out
back home until Christmas.
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It's the must-have gift
of the holiday season.
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Drakken's going to steal
Christmas.
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Ron, I know my arch foe.
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Drakken wants
to take over the world.
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He wants to steal Christmas.
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Take over the world.
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Steal Christmas.
Take over the world.
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Steal Christmas.
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( whispers ):
Take over the world.
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Steal Christmas.
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Shh! Fine. Whatever.
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Kim, Drakken's
in the house.
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Is this really the time
to fix your makeup?
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I see the hostages.
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( gasps )
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Oh, no.
What?
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Thought I saw a zit.
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False alarm.
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Okay, I'll free the hostages.
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You take this.
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Jack it
into the video.
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You mean I'm...
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The distraction.
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Oh...
always the distraction.
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Konichiwa.
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Konichiwa.
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Konichiwa.
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Cartoons make
my eyes itch.
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Can't you switch
that thing off?
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Hmm-mm.
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Dah!
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Put some greasy
elbow into it.
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Dr. Drakken.
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Ah!
Ah.
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Sheego, never sneak up
on me like that.
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I wasn't sneaking.
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Ninjas make more noise
than you, Sheego.
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Quit it.
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RON ON P.A.:
Whassup?!
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Naked mole rat TV is on the air.
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That voice.
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It's Kim Possible's
dopey sidekick.
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I can never
remember his name.
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It's Ron Stoppable
coming to you totally live.
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Broadcasting from...
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wouldn't you like to know.
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Yes, evil-doers,
it's the Rufus and Ron Show.
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You're canceled.
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Ron.
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Kim Possible.
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Her I remember.
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So, Kim Possible...
you think to thwart
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my plan?
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Don't stop
to tell her the plan.
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( angry stammering )
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I'll handle this, Sheego.
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Yeah, all I know
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is every time you stop to blab
about your big plan she wins.
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Oh. Right.
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Let's go.
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( maniacal laughter )
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Quick.
Where's our helicopter?
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We don't have one.
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Ooh, too bad.
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DAD:
I do not believe it.
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That Dr. Drakken fellow
stole a factory.
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Seems two employees
were rescued
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by world-famous teen hero...
hey... Kim Possible.
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Nice work, honey.
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Well, sure,
until I let Drakken get away.
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I've got to figure out his plan
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before he tries to take over
the world.
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Oh, and then there's
the Josh thing.
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Josh?
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Another mad scientist
bent on world conquest?
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So not.
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Josh is this guy
I want to take to the dance.
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Oh, now don't you
and your friend Ronald
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usually go to school functions
together?
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Yeah, but Ron's a friend
and Josh is a hottie.
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( clears throat )
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I wouldn't just give
up without a fight.
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With Drakken, I mean.
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You'd better get back on
that case tout de suite.
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And, Kimmy, let's not talk about
hotties at breakfast anymore.
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Who's a hottie?
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We're not talking
about it.
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Josh Manke.
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( sighs )
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BOYS:
Ooh, Kim's got a boyfriend.
Kim's got a boyfriend.
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Don't make me hurt you.
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Eat your
cereal, boys.
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( crunching )
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So, this Josh is cute?
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He's golden, Mom.
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Golden? That's good, right?
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Well, I prefer
it over "hottie."
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Josh is so cool and smart
and really talented
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and kind of quiet.
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( burps )
270
00:09:14,528 --> 00:09:15,445
Excuse you.
271
00:09:15,445 --> 00:09:16,736
( slurping )
272
00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:18,403
Want to know
what I think?
No.
273
00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:19,903
Send an anonymous e-mail.
274
00:09:19,903 --> 00:09:21,070
I couldn't do that.
275
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:22,528
Yes, you can.
276
00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:23,945
You, like, route it
through Sweden or someplace
277
00:09:23,945 --> 00:09:25,028
and it can't be traced.
278
00:09:25,028 --> 00:09:27,903
Hmm, your principal
has been getting
279
00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:30,445
anonymous e-mails from Sweden.
280
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,278
Uh... got to go!
Uh... got to go!
281
00:09:34,153 --> 00:09:36,153
Kimmy, telling a
boy you like him
282
00:09:36,153 --> 00:09:39,153
is kind of like getting
into a really cold pool.
283
00:09:39,153 --> 00:09:41,278
Deep breath, then
take the plunge.
284
00:09:41,278 --> 00:09:43,653
( school bell rings )
285
00:09:46,445 --> 00:09:50,320
Before this day is over, I am
going to ask Josh to the dance.
286
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,611
And I'm going to ask...
somebody.
287
00:09:52,611 --> 00:09:54,445
Your standards
are so high.
288
00:09:54,445 --> 00:09:56,028
Flexibility is key, Kim.
289
00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,070
Good luck.
290
00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,320
Don't need it.
291
00:10:01,195 --> 00:10:04,903
MOTHER:
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
292
00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,278
( sighs )
293
00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:07,861
( school bell rings )
294
00:10:13,153 --> 00:10:15,445
( sighs )
295
00:10:20,736 --> 00:10:23,778
Hi. I'm Ron St... Ow!
296
00:10:23,778 --> 00:10:25,445
Josh will come through
297
00:10:25,445 --> 00:10:27,903
that door any minute
and I'll just spit it out.
298
00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:35,195
This arm is going
to the dance on Friday.
299
00:10:35,195 --> 00:10:36,611
Who wants to be on it?
300
00:10:36,611 --> 00:10:37,861
( chairs slide )
301
00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:40,653
How about this arm?
302
00:10:47,195 --> 00:10:49,403
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
303
00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:50,445
Here it goes.
304
00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:51,403
Hi, Kim.
305
00:10:51,403 --> 00:10:52,445
Bonnie.
306
00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:53,903
You don't mind
if I watch, do you?
307
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,695
Watch what?
308
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,945
You, Josh...
309
00:10:55,945 --> 00:10:58,028
it's so obvious
that you're crushing on him.
310
00:10:58,028 --> 00:10:59,403
It is not.
Oh, yeah.
311
00:10:59,403 --> 00:11:00,903
Going to ask him
to the dance?
312
00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:01,903
Why?
313
00:11:01,903 --> 00:11:02,820
I think it's great.
314
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,028
Really?
315
00:11:04,028 --> 00:11:06,153
Totally.
I get to see you
crash and burn.
316
00:11:06,153 --> 00:11:07,445
Maybe he'll say yes.
317
00:11:07,445 --> 00:11:08,861
Maybe, but he has said no
318
00:11:08,861 --> 00:11:11,653
to girls much higher
on the food chain than you.
319
00:11:11,653 --> 00:11:13,445
Well, I'm going
to ask him anyway.
320
00:11:13,445 --> 00:11:14,611
Go for it.
321
00:11:14,611 --> 00:11:16,028
I will.
322
00:11:16,028 --> 00:11:18,278
After practice.
323
00:11:20,278 --> 00:11:21,778
♪ Check it out ♪
324
00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:24,320
( techno music playing )
325
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,195
Attention, ladies! It is I
326
00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:28,861
Ron Stoppable.
327
00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:32,320
Contrary to popular belief,
I am not dating Kim Possible.
328
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,903
Which is good news for you
329
00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:34,903
Josh Manke.
330
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:35,903
Hey.
331
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,153
Oh, no.
332
00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:38,403
There is a rare hole
333
00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:40,778
in my social calendar
for this Friday.
334
00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:42,153
Please note,
I am a bon-diggity dancer.
335
00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:43,445
Thank you.
336
00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:46,028
( girls laughing )
337
00:11:46,028 --> 00:11:47,153
KIM:
Okay, everybody
338
00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:48,778
doghouse pyramid.
339
00:11:48,778 --> 00:11:50,611
( beeping )
340
00:11:52,153 --> 00:11:53,445
Kim, it's for you!
341
00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,403
( groans )
342
00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:57,903
Whoa!
343
00:11:57,903 --> 00:11:59,320
ALL:
Kim!
344
00:12:00,403 --> 00:12:02,028
Hot tip on the Nakasumi heist.
345
00:12:02,028 --> 00:12:03,445
Can you cut practice?
346
00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:06,736
I'd rather be anywhere
but here.
347
00:12:10,403 --> 00:12:12,028
( whimpering and chattering )
348
00:12:12,028 --> 00:12:13,903
I told you to bring
a jacket, Rufus.
349
00:12:13,903 --> 00:12:15,611
Naked and snow
just don't mix.
350
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,153
Okay, let's recap
what we know.
351
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,153
Check. Subject:
Joshua Wendell Manke.
352
00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:21,320
I meant about Drakken's
alpine lair.
353
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,736
Oh, yeah, I got nothing.
354
00:12:22,736 --> 00:12:24,570
Wait. His middle
name is Wendell?
355
00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:25,653
Well, it could be.
356
00:12:25,653 --> 00:12:27,320
You've obviously
done your research.
357
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,028
I assure you, the rest of my
report is completely factual.
358
00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:31,611
Gossip you've heard
around school?
359
00:12:31,611 --> 00:12:33,820
Moving on... Manke
has rejected invitations
360
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,028
to the Spirit Week dance
from the following:
361
00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:39,528
Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez,
Natasha Putin
362
00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:40,903
Julia Roberts-- no relation--
363
00:12:40,903 --> 00:12:42,778
and, of course,
Bonnie Rockwaller.
364
00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:44,320
No current photo was available.
365
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,570
Josh spiked Bonnie?
366
00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:47,070
And Bonnie spiked me.
367
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,070
As did Courtney,
Maria, Natasha and Julia.
368
00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:51,153
High school.
369
00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:52,611
Okay, kids,
we're here.
370
00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:55,153
Thanks for the lift,
Heinrich.
371
00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:57,320
Oh, Kim, you silly.
372
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,528
It's the least I can do
373
00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,820
after you saved
our village
374
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,445
from that avalanche
last year.
375
00:13:01,445 --> 00:13:02,570
No big.
376
00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:05,070
So, Heinrich,
got any teenage daughters
377
00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:07,153
who might want to go
to a big American dance party?
378
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,153
Nein.
379
00:13:08,153 --> 00:13:09,736
Nine? One's plenty.
380
00:13:09,736 --> 00:13:10,903
Or maybe two.
381
00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:12,570
"Nein" means "no."
382
00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:17,028
Hey, wait a minute.
383
00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:18,903
I helped
with that avalanche.
384
00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:20,028
You started it.
385
00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:21,153
Come on.
386
00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:22,611
Right behind you.
387
00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:25,153
( grunting )
388
00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:27,945
Hey!
389
00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:29,611
( clears throat )
390
00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:30,820
Not a word.
391
00:13:35,903 --> 00:13:37,820
Talk to me, Wade.
392
00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,403
This is unquestionably
Drakken's latest lair.
393
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,278
I've hacked into
the security system
394
00:13:42,278 --> 00:13:43,736
but it's tight.
395
00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:46,070
Oh... can't shut down
the sensor beams.
396
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:49,153
But I could juice the frequency
so you can see them.
397
00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:50,445
Please and thank you.
398
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,611
Hey, this isn't so hard.
399
00:14:02,611 --> 00:14:03,903
Whoa!
400
00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:07,570
So, Ron, you can't touch
the red beams... Ron?
401
00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:10,403
( screams )
402
00:14:13,736 --> 00:14:15,820
Whoa! Hey!
403
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,528
( sighs )
404
00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:33,445
Uh-oh.
405
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:36,445
( alarm blaring )
406
00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:48,320
I have never been
captured that fast.
407
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,653
This is almost
as embarrassing
408
00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:51,445
as cheerleading
practice, Ron.
409
00:14:51,445 --> 00:14:52,736
Embarrassing?
Perhaps.
410
00:14:52,736 --> 00:14:55,028
But it did get us inside
the bad man's lair.
411
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,195
Don't mind me.
412
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,028
I just want
to watch.
413
00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:08,320
Um, can one of you guys
give us a boost?
414
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,528
( yelling )
415
00:15:09,528 --> 00:15:11,278
Kim!
416
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,653
Radical.
417
00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:16,611
Back off, goons,
'cause I'm packing.
418
00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:19,195
Lip gloss?
419
00:15:19,195 --> 00:15:21,653
Uh, yes, lip gloss.
420
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:23,820
( all laughing )
421
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:26,945
Ron, open it
and hold your breath.
422
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,153
( sniffing )
423
00:15:38,653 --> 00:15:40,028
( gasps )
424
00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:42,778
What is this stuff?
425
00:15:42,778 --> 00:15:45,945
Wade, I wish you'd stop taking
your father's dirty socks.
426
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,445
Mom, I need those.
427
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:48,861
For what?
428
00:15:48,861 --> 00:15:51,695
They're integral to my
top-secret stink formula.
429
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,403
Ooh, sorry.
430
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:59,195
No prize for second place.
431
00:16:02,403 --> 00:16:04,528
Ron, lip gloss me.
432
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,070
Ew, that stinks.
433
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,153
Boo-yah!
Boo-yah!
434
00:16:13,153 --> 00:16:14,820
Nice work, boys.
435
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,528
Now, where's...?
436
00:16:16,528 --> 00:16:17,736
Ah...
437
00:16:17,736 --> 00:16:19,736
my teenaged foe.
438
00:16:19,736 --> 00:16:21,695
And the buffoon.
439
00:16:21,695 --> 00:16:24,903
Well, this "buffoon"
knows your secret plan.
440
00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,945
You want to steal Christmas.
441
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,736
Not even close.
442
00:16:28,736 --> 00:16:31,320
So this is a take-over-
the-world thing... Ron.
443
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,195
Watch as this state-of-the-art
assembly line
444
00:16:34,195 --> 00:16:38,153
becomes the ultimate
robot warrior!
445
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,611
Konichiwa.
446
00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:46,070
That would be so cool
447
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,153
if it wasn't
going to hurt us.
448
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,903
Don't freak out, Kim.
449
00:16:50,903 --> 00:16:52,028
I'm not.
450
00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:53,445
Well, that makes
one of us.
451
00:16:56,778 --> 00:16:59,320
Wade, we're up against
a giant robot warrior.
452
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,778
Which used to be a robot
assembly line.
453
00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:04,903
According to these schematics,
Nakasumi-san installed
454
00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:06,445
an override module.
455
00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:07,945
Huh? Yipe!
456
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,320
Konichiwa.
457
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,153
( mechanical whirring )
458
00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:17,153
( evil laughter )
459
00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:24,778
Konichiwa.
460
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,153
Why did she have to be
a cheerleader?
461
00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:29,736
If she was on the debate team
462
00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:31,695
I would have
vaporized her by now.
463
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,070
Konichiwa.
464
00:17:37,903 --> 00:17:40,195
She's gone.
465
00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:41,153
It's impossible!
466
00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:42,528
RON:
Actually,
it's possible.
467
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,070
Kim Possible.
468
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,320
But that's a common mistake.
469
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,445
Konichiwa.
470
00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:52,278
Hey, hey, I'm only
the distraction.
471
00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:57,153
Where is that override thingie?
472
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,195
Get off my back.
473
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:03,403
( grunting )
474
00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:06,903
Yes!
475
00:18:10,695 --> 00:18:11,903
Good luck, Wade.
476
00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:15,653
I'm in.
477
00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:18,403
COMPUTER:
Password required.
478
00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:19,611
Huh? Oh, great.
479
00:18:19,611 --> 00:18:21,528
Uh,... Nakasumi?
480
00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:23,320
Access denied.
481
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,570
Flying kick now!
482
00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:27,403
Konichiwa.
483
00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,320
And now I'm
upside down.
484
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,653
Ooh, the buffoon.
485
00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:31,320
( chattering )
486
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,153
Rufus!
487
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,153
What?!
488
00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:47,445
( gasps )
489
00:18:47,445 --> 00:18:49,695
You should have stuck
to baby-sitting.
490
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,903
What made you think
an ordinary teenager
491
00:18:52,903 --> 00:18:54,820
could possibly defeat me?
492
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,695
Uh, Z-Boy?
493
00:18:56,695 --> 00:18:58,528
Access denied.
494
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,028
We do not have time for this.
495
00:19:00,028 --> 00:19:01,403
Konichiwa.
496
00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:03,195
( gasps ):
Konichiwa!
497
00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:05,320
( engine winding down )
498
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,653
Score!
499
00:19:08,653 --> 00:19:09,403
Wade.
500
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:10,195
What?
501
00:19:10,903 --> 00:19:12,278
No.
502
00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:13,445
Busted.
503
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,153
Indeed.
504
00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:18,528
( grunts )
505
00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:23,320
( grunting )
506
00:19:26,695 --> 00:19:28,903
( whirring )
507
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:31,528
( screaming )
508
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:35,820
( groaning )
509
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,320
( moaning )
510
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,070
( grunting )
511
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:42,445
( yelling )
512
00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:44,153
( screaming )
513
00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:45,653
( grunting )
514
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,445
Bye-bye, Kim.
515
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,195
( yelling )
516
00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:07,611
( Ron yelling )
517
00:20:07,611 --> 00:20:09,153
Faster! Faster!
518
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:12,320
( Drakken groaning )
519
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,736
You think you're all that...
520
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,445
but you're not!
521
00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:21,445
Kim, Drakken's in jail,
Christmas was saved.
522
00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:22,903
What's the big?
523
00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:24,195
Okay, first of all
524
00:20:24,195 --> 00:20:26,195
he was not trying
to steal Christmas.
525
00:20:26,195 --> 00:20:27,611
And I got to tell you--
526
00:20:27,611 --> 00:20:29,736
Drakken was easy
compared to this.
527
00:20:29,736 --> 00:20:30,945
Reality check, Kim.
528
00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:32,903
If you can defeat
an international super freak
529
00:20:32,903 --> 00:20:34,320
you can handle Josh Manke.
530
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,028
WADE:
Kim, he just left third period
531
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,070
and he's headed your way.
532
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,070
What?
533
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,445
Subject, Manke.
534
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:42,195
I triangulated his position
on the GPS satellite.
535
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:43,528
He's passing the gym.
536
00:20:43,528 --> 00:20:46,153
( gasping )
537
00:20:49,736 --> 00:20:52,070
Okay, I think you've
crossed a line here.
538
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:53,445
I can't do it.
539
00:20:53,445 --> 00:20:55,028
Target is on the move.
540
00:20:55,028 --> 00:20:55,945
Closing in.
( beeping )
541
00:20:55,945 --> 00:20:57,320
Four, three, two...
542
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,611
( gasping )
543
00:20:58,611 --> 00:20:59,611
He's on top of you!
544
00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:01,278
Maybe I just give up.
545
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:03,028
I repeat,
you can handle this.
546
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,153
( groaning )
547
00:21:05,695 --> 00:21:06,861
( gasps )
548
00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:08,028
Hey.
549
00:21:08,028 --> 00:21:09,278
Hey.
550
00:21:09,278 --> 00:21:11,945
Um, oh... uh, I'm sorry
about the banner.
551
00:21:11,945 --> 00:21:14,028
You know, the one I tore down.
552
00:21:14,028 --> 00:21:15,070
It was kind of weak anyway.
553
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:17,070
Oh, great! I mean, too bad.
554
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,445
New one's better?
555
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,611
Much.
556
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,153
Uh, don't tear it down.
557
00:21:21,153 --> 00:21:23,028
Definitely not.
( chuckles )
558
00:21:23,028 --> 00:21:25,445
I guess I'll see it
at the dance, huh?
559
00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,195
Maybe I'll see...
you there.
560
00:21:27,195 --> 00:21:28,445
At the dance?
561
00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:29,570
Sure.
562
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:32,028
Maybe you'll be there...
maybe with me?
563
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,528
Are you, what?
564
00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:35,070
Asking me to the dance?
565
00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:36,278
I know, I know.
566
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:39,153
I sound so random, but, yes.
Yes, I am.
567
00:21:39,153 --> 00:21:40,611
Cool.
Very.
568
00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,195
So I'll come by
around 7:00.
569
00:21:42,195 --> 00:21:44,153
I need a ride, too.
570
00:21:44,153 --> 00:21:47,195
Uh, you could swing by
around 7:15.
571
00:21:47,195 --> 00:21:49,903
Actually, you know, my mom's
going to be hemming my pants
572
00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:51,820
so maybe like 7:30.
573
00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:54,195
♪ ...tonight our love grows ♪
574
00:21:54,195 --> 00:21:58,445
♪ I see you
and my heart just stops ♪
575
00:21:58,445 --> 00:22:00,903
♪ Just one look and I'm... ♪
576
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,403
( beeping )
577
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:03,570
( beeping stops )
578
00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:06,778
♪ I see you
and I see my world... ♪
579
00:22:06,778 --> 00:22:08,195
RON:
Help!
580
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,070
Somebody let me out!
581
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:13,611
Come on,
I'm a bon-diggity dancer.
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