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No, no problem.

No, thank you.

(SLAMMING)

My life is so over.

Ron, turn down the drama and eat.

Not hungry.

(GRUNTING)

What am I going to do, K.P.?

Well, let's see.

The guidance counselor told you

that you need an extracurricular activity.

'Cause it'll look good on my college applications.

That's years away.

There's plenty of teams and clubs out there.

You could join... the Mathletes.

Yeah, right. I can't get in that kind of shape.

How about the debate team?

I'm not going to argue with you, Kim.

After-school activities are great.

Like cheer squad for me.

Cheer squad!

For me, not you.

That's it!

I'm upbeat; I can do that.

Do what?

Cheerleader.

Yeah! Go... Mad Dogs!

Whoo-hoo!

I... uh...

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me, it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ♪

KIM: My life is so over.

I think it's cute that Ron wants to be a cheerleader.

Mother, boy bands are cute.

Brown bear backpacks are cute.

Ron as a cheerleader... not cute.

He'll wear a different outfit, won't he?

Huh. Knowing Ron...

Hi, hon, pizza for dinner. What do you want on yours?

Hmm...

Toppings. Well, you know

I love bacon on pretty much everything.

(BEEPING, ALARM SOUNDING)

Okay. See you in 30 minutes or less.

(CHUCKLES)

(ALARM SOUNDING)

Ooh.

(SIZZLING)

Got to go.

(KEYS CLACKING, PHONE RINGS)

Hello.

Hey, Possible.

Bob Chen.

Listen, did you launch something over there?

On the Q.T., Bob, prototype G6 rocket went up like a dream.

Too bad, it wasn't supposed to launch until next week, though.

Lean on a button again?

Roger on that, Bob.

So, will we see you at the class union this weekend?

Wouldn't miss it. Ouch!

Looks like the military is scrambling around my rocket.

Better hop off, Bob.

See you at the reunion, buddy.

(CHUCKLING): Same old Possible.

(GASPS IN HORROR)

(GASPS)

You cannot allow this, Kim.

Bonnie, I'm as freaked out about this as you are

but there is no rule that says Ron can't try out.

Check your calendar... this is not Befriend a Loser Week.

Ron is not a loser.

He's just...

different.

Hey, ladies!

Let's boogie!

Oh, yeah. Ugn!

Ladies?

(RUFUS SQUEALS)

(GRUNTS)

They take a long time to get dressed.

Hey.

Where's the squad? I'm pumped.

They, um... uh, they take a long time to get dressed.

Are you totally sure you want to be a cheerleader, Ron?

Oh, I'm not going to be a cheerleader, K.P.

You're not? Great.

I mean, um... why not?

Because I'm going to be the mascot!

Middleton Mad Dogs fight!

(BARKS)

Where did you get that mask?

I made it with my movie makeup magic kit.

RUFUS: What is it?

(GIGGLING)

I'm impressed.

And disturbed.

Does it not rock hard?

Check this out.

Mad Dog foams at the mouth!

Kim! Ron!

The crowd will eat it up.

Taste it; It's banana cream.

Yum...

Banana!

(SLURPS)

This idea is idiotic.

The entire student body will laugh at you.

But...

Not with; At.

Look...

Loudly and cruelly, they will laugh.

You don't deserve to be kissed by a naked mole rat.

Yeah.

Ron... I know, Kim, I know.

You believe in me, and you'll work on them.

Um, I... I kind of agree with Bonnie.

Oh. Oh, I see.

Dad, I have a problem.

Frankly, uh, your mother has the good advice

vis-à-vis boy trouble.

Oh, this isn't about a boy; It's about Ron.

Oh. Got you.

Everyone got down on Ron, and... I don't know.

Maybe I should have stuck up for him.

But you didn't.

He was foaming at the mouth.

I'm only human.

Well...

You know, Kimmie, back when I was in college

I had a group of friends... My, uh... my posse, if you will.

It was the night of the big Science Department mixer.

In those days, I wasn't exactly a ladies' man.

Where's Drew?

He was supposed to be here a half hour ago.

I knew he wouldn't come through with dates for us.

Hmm! What did you expect?

He cannot even come through with a date for himself.

This was folly.

It was a nice dream, though.

The dream is real.

Drew! You found girls!

Wow, ha! Gentlemen, tonight we make history.

I give you... the future!

(ELECTRONIC VOICE): My name is Bebe.

Bebe, would you like to dance?

Affirmative.

Bebe will dance.

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(GRUNTS)

As gentle as a summer shower, no?

No. No. No.

(ALL LAUGH)

(GROWLS)

All right, go on, laugh away

but one day my genius will be recognized.

Bebe will be perfect, and I will be the one laughing.

I am Bebe.

(CLANG)

Drew dropped out and we never saw him again.

I don't think he ever forgave us

and in some small way

maybe we never forgave ourselves.

For just a giggle fit?

No, no, Kimmie, we laughed for days

long and loud, with youthful abandon.

Oh, that was bad.

So, you'll reconsider Ronald's dream?

I don't think so.

His Mad Dog routine is way stupid.

Well, that's one person's opinion!

One entire cheerleading squad's opinion.

Well, maybe you and your squad just don't get it.

You don't get it.

Oh, I'm Kim Possible.

I can do anything.

Except believe in my best friend!

(RASPBERRY)

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Go, Wade.

I've got a weird one.

Me, too.

Professor Ramesh from the Mount Middleton Observatory

wants your help. That name sounds familiar.

I think my dad knows him.

Ramesh's partner, Professor Chen, is missing.

Okay, Wade, set up a ride.

I'll bring the man of a thousand faces.

No, thanks. I'll fly solo.

Well, I won't be flying, but I'll get there somehow.

RUFUS: Hmm, ha!

Nice going, Possible.

Ah, that's the traffic update from your eye over Middleton.

Thanks for the lift, Dallas.

Well, it's the least I could do after you brought

that interstate police chase to a happy end.

No big. The guy didn't even know

he needed a new brake light.

Better check on the Mad Dog.

Ron? Come in, Ron.

Ron!

RON (IMITATING STATIC): Sorry... can't hear... you.

Bad... reception.

(LAUGHS QUIETLY)

(IMITATING STATIC)

Come off it, Ron.

I know you're doing that yourself.

What? I'm only... hearing... every... other... word.

Ron, don't be a...

(IMITATING STATIC)

(DEAFENING EXPLOSION) ...baby.

(GASPS)

Stay back!

(ELECTRONIC VOICE): Professor Ramesh...

we have come for you.

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

Who... Who are you?

I am Bebe.

I am Bebe.

I am Bebe.

Is there an echo in here?

Analysis: Subject, Kim Possible.

Threat: Minimal.

That hurts.

Not bad.

Bebe is perfect.

What are they?

Kim, don't think I didn't...

(PANTING)

Hear that...

"baby" comment. I heard it.

(GULPS)

Ron?

Thanks a lot.

What did I do?

Yeah?

Those robots took Professor Ramesh.

Are you happy now?

Yes. Mm-hmm.

I mean, no.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Whatever. All I know is that now we've got

two missing scientists and three killer Bebes.

(GLASS BREAKS)

Huh?

Professor Ramesh...

back in the old college days.

Check it out, huh?

Hmm.

(JABBERING)

Oh, yeah, that guy must be Professor Chen.

(JABBERING)

What? No way. That is not...

It is! It's Kim's dad!

Oh, this is terrible.

Mm-hmm. Duh.

I mean, can you believe

he actually wore his jacket that way

with the sleeves pushed up? Totally '80s.

(GROANS)

(JABBERING)

Kim's dad could be the next target.

(SIGHS)

Got to tell Kim.

No, wait. We don't need Kim.

Hmm?

I know exactly what to do.

(BIKE BELL RINGS)

(ALARM CHIRPS)

Subject: Dr. Possible.

Directive: Capture.

Doctor...

we have come for you.

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Bring it on, bring it on. ♪

Kimberly Ann Possible.

Dad? Here?

Oh, great.

Kim found another new recruit for the squad.

Daddy, hi.

What are you doing here?

Where's Ronald?

Not here.

Well, that hole in the roof of my car

really grinds my beans.

I'll be sure that Ron gets the mess...

Wait a second.

He put a hole in your car roof?

He came over to the house.

Said something about a mission.

What mission?

Who's behind this?

It's obvious.

Some villain needs our genius to help take over the world.

What else could it be?

Gentlemen, don't flatter yourselves.

There's only one genius in this room

and it is I, Dr. Drakken.

Drew?

Drew Lipski? Is that you?

No. He's Dr. Drakken

and he's in for a world of hurt!

So, Kim Possible is near.

Oh, yes!

Actually, no.

Wade, Ron's missing. Can you find him?

Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Well, do you?

Yeah. Hang on.

And, um, could you maybe go a little faster?

Kim, it's a school zone.

(SIGHS)

You know, I purposely programmed you

with a pinch of human emotion

just so you would be ashamed of failures like this.

It's slipshod, is what it is!

Slipshod?

That's right, missy

and I demand better from my lackeys

especially the robotic ones.

ALL: Lackeys?

Let's not get testy. I am a patient man.

You will get another chance.

Go forth and find Dr. Possible.

Why are you after Kim's dad and his friends, anyway?

Payback, for you see...

Wait, you mean Dr. Possible and Kim Possible are related?

Duh.

Don't "Duh" me.

Possible is a very common last name.

So not.

So... so yes it is.

It's pretty unique.

Enough! I shall prove it!

Where's the phone book?

(SNORING)

Park it close. We shouldn't be long.

Keep your keys, Dad.

This guy's been hit with knockout gas.

(ALARM CHIRPS)

(SNORING)

This is bad.

I'll say.

They better get this ironed out

before our big college reunion this weekend.

Kim, it was Drakken!

Drakken's behind this?

Okay, fine. So in Middleton

there's only one Possible family.

Doy.

Kim Possible! And, and...

Her father, Dr. Possible.

Yes, well, there's no way I could be expected to conclude

that my arch-nemesis is the daughter of a guy

I went to college with.

Drew? Drew Lipski?

Wait. He's the guy from college.

My arch-foe?

Well, he didn't used to be blue.

I can tell you that much.

No, but I was blue... on the inside.

Scorned by my so-called friends.

My... my posse.

But I vowed to prove my genius to all of you

and when I got the reunion invite...

Since you dropped out

you're really not entitled to that.

Indeed. Exactly why I planned my own little reunion.

Bebes return to me at once!

(LAUGHS)

Who's the genius now?

These robots are perfect.

And their sole purpose is to obey me!

Question: If we are perfect

why do we obey one

who is not perfect?

ALL: Conclusion: Drakken is unfit to command.

(GASPS)

It's college all over again.

That man cannot build a robot.

He should take up cloning.

Bebes, no.

Bad Bebes, bad.

This is just too weird.

Whoa, where did your little Kimmie learn

to kick bottom like that?

Cheerleading.

Yes!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(YELLS)

Kim!

(WHIRRING TONE)

Hyah!

Huh?

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

We got a roomful of geniuses here.

Can't somebody come up with something?

Don't look at me. I'm an astronomer.

Ditto.

And you...

Let the ladies work this out amongst themselves.

Wade.

Dr. Possible?

I need a sonic disturbance.

Make it loud. Make it ultra-high frequency.

Something that can jam a wireless network signal?

Please and thank you.

(HIGH-PITCHED TONE)

Analysis: Subject, Dr. Possible's attack strategy.

Threat: Substantial.

Destroy electronic device.

Huh?

Oops.

RON: Dr. P, I'm open!

Hive-mind command...

c-c-connnection...

I-I-lost.

I'll take that as good news.

Now, Kim, you know I don't approve of violence

but they are deadly robots.

You go, girl.

(GASPS)

(TONE CONTINUES)

Way to go, Kim. You, too, Dr. P.

What was that, Ronald?

(TONE STOPS)

Way to go, Dad.

(METALLIC CLANK)

DRAKKEN: Ow!

What about your college reunion, Drew?

I'll come to the next one when I'm even more successful.

(LAUGHS EVILLY)

Ow. A little help?

I can't believe Drew Lipski turned into a mad scientist.

Let alone our daughter's arch-nemesis.

But my man knew what to do.

Possible, you rock.

Oh, please. Drakken was so obvious.

I mean, really. The whole Bebe Bebe thing.

The hive-mind behavior was clearly the result

of a cybertronic linkage

through a wireless control network.

BOTH: Uh, sure.

Poor Drew.

Maybe if we hadn't laughed at him back then

there would be one less mad scientist running around.

The fact that I was so rotten to you

that's not going to drive you to become

some mask-wearing villain, is it?

If I said yes

would you let me do my Mad Dog routine?

That's not a good reason for me to say yes.

I know.

Because you're my best friend, that's a good reason.

Boo-ya! Mad Dog lives!

(BARKS AND HOWLS)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

ANNOUNCER: Please put your hands together for your Middleton Mad Dog!

(HOWLING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

They like him?

Yeah. Kind of surprises me, too.

(BLUBBERING)