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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,522 --> 00:00:05,855 . 2 00:00:05,856 --> 00:00:08,976 - So the doctor says we can freeze it or we can leave it, 3 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,545 you know, but it's totally benign. 4 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,506 And I'm like, Doc, I've had this my whole life, 5 00:00:14,573 --> 00:00:19,803 and holy "moley," I'd miss him if he was gone. 6 00:00:19,836 --> 00:00:22,656 [laughs] 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,584 Anyway, one Moscow mole. 8 00:00:25,684 --> 00:00:28,812 Oh, I mean mule. 9 00:00:28,845 --> 00:00:33,300 Hey, maybe that's what made me think of this, you know? 10 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,701 You can touch it if you want. 11 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,770 - Gabby. 12 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:38,596 Do you have any tops with long sleeves? 13 00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:39,840 - What? 14 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,610 Because I showed them Moley Ringwald? 15 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,444 - Hey, maybe that's what made me think about it. 16 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,680 [laughs] 17 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,483 Steve, how are we coming along with the new menus? 18 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,517 Because these old ones are looking pretty ratty. 19 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:52,518 - Well, as you know, 20 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,278 we've always used Jimmy's Paper Palace 21 00:00:54,279 --> 00:00:56,022 because you like to support local businesses, 22 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,657 and I like to be treated like a prince. 23 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,159 - Uh-huh. 24 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,627 - So I called Jimmy Sr., 25 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:01,894 even though he turned the business over 26 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,163 to his son, Jimmy Jr., 27 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,722 because Senior started the business, 28 00:01:04,723 --> 00:01:07,334 and Junior is not a people person. 29 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,517 - Right. 30 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,698 - Anyway, turns out the business closed. 31 00:01:12,731 --> 00:01:13,840 - Because of Jimmy Jr.? 32 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,276 - No, COVID. - Oh. 33 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,278 - But I'm sure Junior didn't help. 34 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,895 Have I told you about his gambling problem? 35 00:01:19,896 --> 00:01:22,199 - Steve. 36 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,916 Are we getting new menus or what? 37 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,520 - Tomorrow, Ms. Busy. 38 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,789 - Thank you. 39 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,023 Now what? 40 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:33,126 - Emmett refuses to cook this steak medium-well. 41 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:34,361 - Emmett. 42 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,796 - The cow's already dead. 43 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,098 I'm not going to humiliate it. 44 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,873 - OK, everybody, Happy Checks this afternoon in my office. 45 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:47,975 - [groans] 46 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,501 - Ooh, Happy Checks. 47 00:01:49,502 --> 00:01:50,601 That sounds fun. 48 00:01:50,602 --> 00:01:52,145 - They're not. 49 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:53,939 They're performance reviews. 50 00:01:54,006 --> 00:01:58,151 I'd call them Unhappy Checks, but nobody would show up. 51 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,988 - Well, I'm not prepared for that. 52 00:02:00,989 --> 00:02:02,655 - Oh, honey, you don't have to be. 53 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,492 There's no reason for everybody hating both of us. 54 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,249 - No, I should be in there with you. 55 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:08,895 We're co-owners. 56 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,464 That means we share everything, even the unpleasant stuff. 57 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,515 - OK, fine. 58 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,534 But remember, when they get mad, 59 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:17,237 sticks and stones may break your bones. 60 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,265 - But words will never hurt me. 61 00:02:20,298 --> 00:02:24,311 - No, I'm telling you, they have sticks and stones. 62 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:34,755 - ? Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ? 63 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,957 ? To get through the day ? 64 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,657 ? And sleep on through the night ? 65 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,719 ? But here you'll find a place ? 66 00:02:40,819 --> 00:02:44,097 ? That'll surely lift your spirits ? 67 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:49,302 ? You belong at Happy's Place ? 68 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,973 - So how often do we do these Happy Check review thingies? 69 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,166 - Oh, not often. 70 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:55,207 It's kind of like flossing. 71 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:58,445 You only do it when you need it. 72 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,548 - That's not how flossing works at all. 73 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,750 I don't know, it just feels so weird 74 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,053 criticizing people who are like family. 75 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,287 - Well, sometimes, 76 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,250 Mama and Daddy have to yell at the kids 77 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:12,150 for peeing in the tomato plants. 78 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,329 - Nobody here is doing that, right? 79 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:20,100 - Nah, but I had a cousin that did get in trouble for that. 80 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,994 We stopped eating salads at their house. 81 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,673 - OK, eww. 82 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,643 We're not actually going to yell at them, though, are we? 83 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:30,811 - Oh, of course not. 84 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,112 Well, maybe Emmett. 85 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,314 Iron sharpens iron. 86 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,727 But you don't have to be here. 87 00:03:35,774 --> 00:03:37,209 I mean, offer still stands. 88 00:03:37,275 --> 00:03:39,720 - No, we're in this together, OK? 89 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,488 So who's up first? - OK. 90 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,889 Steve, you're up. 91 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:48,495 - I got you a little gift 92 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,188 just because I'm a nice person 93 00:03:50,222 --> 00:03:54,101 who likes doing nice things for other nice people. 94 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,836 - Uh-huh. 95 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,129 - That's sweet. 96 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,405 Are they for both of us? 97 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,574 - OK. 98 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,945 - Steve, when we ask you questions, 99 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,347 you answer with way too many details. 100 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,807 - OK, if I may defend myself- 101 00:04:08,907 --> 00:04:11,143 - You may not. 102 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,519 Just knock it off, OK? 103 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:15,046 - [scoffs] Fine. 104 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,189 You know what? 105 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,884 These are for nice people. 106 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:21,094 - You bet. Tell Emmett he's up. 107 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,630 - Mm! 108 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,780 - [laughs] 109 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,199 - Yikes. 110 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,701 That was a little rough. 111 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,101 - What are you talking about? 112 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,538 - I mean, you just tossed it out there. 113 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,172 "Hey, Steve, we have a problem with you. 114 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,041 Here it is." [retching] 115 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:39,062 - [laughs] 116 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:40,104 He's a big boy. 117 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:41,615 He'll be fine. 118 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,583 - Here. I got you these. 119 00:04:53,618 --> 00:04:56,763 Completely independent of Steve. 120 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,366 - Emmett, you need to stop hooting and hollering 121 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,701 at the customer whenever they order food 122 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,270 in a way you don't like. 123 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:07,032 - Well, if I don't yell, how are they going to know? 124 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:08,182 - They won't. 125 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,958 They'll eat the food they ordered 126 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,344 without your opinion. 127 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,137 They'll pay for it, and we'll call it 128 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:15,807 a restaurant. 129 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:17,017 - Fine. 130 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,319 - And we know it will be delicious, 131 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,922 because you're such a great chef. 132 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:26,626 Keep up the good work, soldier. 133 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,161 - War is hell. 134 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,616 - What was that all about? 135 00:05:32,649 --> 00:05:33,934 - A compliment. 136 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,771 I'm not surprised you didn't recognize it. 137 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:39,338 - Do you have a problem with the way 138 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,506 I'm doing these reviews? 139 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,068 - You know, as a matter of fact, I do. 140 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,544 You're upsetting people. 141 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:48,148 - Nobody likes criticism, but we get over it. 142 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:49,515 Just like I'm going to get over the way 143 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:53,019 you're talking to me right now. 144 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,754 - If you compliment someone before you criticize them 145 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,642 and then end with a compliment, people tend to take 146 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:00,518 the criticism much better. 147 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:02,027 It's called a compliment sandwich, 148 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,129 and it totally works. 149 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,098 Tons of studies say so. - Mm-hmm. 150 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,324 Seriously? 151 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,259 Who are these people doing these studies? 152 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:11,037 Because they sound like a bunch of whiny babies to me. 153 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,840 - Can we just try my way, please? 154 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,176 You know, if it works, isn't it worth it 155 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:20,280 taking a little extra time to spare someone else's feelings? 156 00:06:20,281 --> 00:06:22,514 - Fine, but if it doesn't work, I'm sending you 157 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,843 some of my cousin's tomatoes. 158 00:06:28,657 --> 00:06:29,989 . 159 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,675 [upbeat music] 160 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:33,159 - So how'd your review go? 161 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:36,196 - Well, apparently I take too long to give answers 162 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,832 to very simple questions. 163 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,600 But details are necessary. 164 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,293 Without them, you have no context. 165 00:06:42,294 --> 00:06:44,136 Without context, you don't have understanding. 166 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,374 And without understanding, you have nothing. 167 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,310 - Well, I guess they'd rather live in ignorance. 168 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,861 - Thank you. 169 00:06:51,895 --> 00:06:53,213 How'd yours go? 170 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:55,481 - Well, I'm not supposed to complain about customers 171 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,909 who are idiots. 172 00:06:57,976 --> 00:06:59,185 - What? 173 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,145 You worked really hard on your recipes. 174 00:07:01,146 --> 00:07:02,521 You're entitled to get upset 175 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,290 when someone doesn't appreciate them. 176 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,821 - And you should be able to talk as much as you want, 177 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,512 because you're a funny little guy. 178 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,718 - And you're a tall man who speaks the truth. 179 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:16,052 - Aww. 180 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:20,640 Are the baby's feelings hurt after a little criticism? 181 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:24,069 Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest cello. 182 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,954 - Um, you're supposed to play the world's smallest violin. 183 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,956 That looks like you're brushing your knees. 184 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,791 - Well, I don't know how to play the violin, 185 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,693 because my mom said playing the violin 186 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,897 would make me look like a giant. 187 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,464 - Well, we're not being babies. 188 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,733 We can take criticism. 189 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,861 - Yeah, we just don't like it. 190 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,255 - You want me to give you a little advice? 191 00:07:52,288 --> 00:07:54,074 - No. 192 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:57,469 - Always expect the worst. 193 00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:59,645 You can't get too low if you're already living 194 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,215 in the basement, baby. 195 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,518 - Listen to Yo-Yo Ma. 196 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,278 - Gabby, you're up. 197 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:10,123 - All right, MacAllister. 198 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,117 Give it to me straight. 199 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:13,626 I can take it. 200 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,613 I warmed up earlier by FaceTiming my mom 201 00:08:16,646 --> 00:08:19,699 with no makeup. 202 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,620 - Actually, Gabby, Isabella will be leading your review. 203 00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:24,829 - Ah. 204 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:27,966 OK, Sanchez, hit me where it hurts. 205 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:31,994 - Gabby, you are one of the best bartenders 206 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:33,179 I've ever seen. 207 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,845 - OK. 208 00:08:40,912 --> 00:08:43,415 - The customers love you. The staff loves you. 209 00:08:43,515 --> 00:08:44,791 I mean, even the mean guy 210 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:47,310 who delivers the beef loves you. 211 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:50,313 - Well, you know, he's not so bad 212 00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:52,336 once you figure out which eye to look at. 213 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:56,802 - You're a valuable part of this team. 214 00:08:56,803 --> 00:09:01,491 And we are so, so lucky and so, so grateful to have you. 215 00:09:01,524 --> 00:09:05,370 - Wow. 216 00:09:05,437 --> 00:09:08,940 OK, this is the best day of my life. 217 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,483 Thank you, guys. 218 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,684 - Hang on. 219 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,887 You haven't finished your sandwich yet. 220 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:17,549 - What? 221 00:09:17,615 --> 00:09:20,560 - There is one thing we'd like you to work on. 222 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,097 We feel that sometimes you tend to overshare 223 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,199 a little with the customers. 224 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,002 - [scoffs] Overshare? 225 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:32,705 How do I overshare? 226 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,882 - Well, like that time a customer ordered 227 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,777 a Reuben sandwich, and you told them how you dated 228 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,013 a circus clown named Reuben, 229 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:44,084 who dumped you at a Greyhound bus station. 230 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,586 - He claimed there was no room in his car, 231 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:50,256 and everyone knows that is a lie! 232 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:54,127 - Time to slap on that other piece of bread. 233 00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:56,762 - But what we really want you to carry away from here 234 00:09:56,763 --> 00:10:01,226 is that you are a vital piece of the Happy's Place family. 235 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:06,206 - Still the best day of your life? 236 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,141 - OK. I'm confused. 237 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,444 You complimented me, then you criticized me, 238 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,563 but then you complimented me again. 239 00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:16,216 - Exactly, yes. 240 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,118 - Why are you playing with my mind? 241 00:10:22,438 --> 00:10:25,124 You lowered my defenses, so I wasn't prepared 242 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,253 when you kicked me between the cello holders. 243 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,304 - And here I thought gluten-free was 244 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:40,039 the worst kind of sandwich. 245 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,241 - Liver and onions. 246 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,867 No onions? 247 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,978 Are you nuts? 248 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,813 Liver needs help. 249 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,749 - It's wrong, but you can't say anything. 250 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,918 Are we suddenly supposed to not care? 251 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,888 This is insanity. 252 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,881 - Man, I cannot believe them. 253 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,216 - What? What'd they say? 254 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:02,262 - Well, after emotionally waterboarding me, 255 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:06,224 they said that I overshare with the customers. 256 00:11:06,225 --> 00:11:07,299 - [scoffs] - [scoffs] 257 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,302 - You? Oversharing? 258 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,906 Did they mean overcaring? 259 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,008 - You are not just a bartender. 260 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:18,645 You're a therapist, a psychic, a minister. 261 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:23,182 Your personal stories have probably saved lives. 262 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,186 - Maybe pull it back a little bit. 263 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:28,287 - Hey, can you guys keep it down in there? 264 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,156 The customers can hear you out here. 265 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,248 - Oh, really? 266 00:11:31,249 --> 00:11:32,825 Well, don't tell the bosses, 267 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,395 or it'll end up on my next Happy Check. 268 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,629 - What do you mean? 269 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,330 - Well, Takoda, I can't help but notice 270 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,567 that you were not called into the office. 271 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,652 Why? Is that because you're perfect? 272 00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:45,029 - Or because you're a spy? 273 00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:46,172 - What? 274 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,999 I'm not a spy. 275 00:11:48,032 --> 00:11:52,145 - Well, well, well, look who thinks he's perfect. 276 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,272 - Well, I don't think I'm that either. 277 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:55,773 I'm just like you guys. 278 00:11:55,873 --> 00:11:57,283 I've got tons of flaws. 279 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,118 - Name one. 280 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:02,188 - Well, one time I- 281 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,655 - Uh-uh- - One time you what? 282 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,490 You couldn't come up with a lie fast enough? 283 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,094 - Yeah. 284 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,981 - Sorry, Undercover Boss, but I ain't signing a waiver. 285 00:12:14,892 --> 00:12:16,336 - You guys gotta help me. 286 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,137 I need a Happy Check. 287 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:19,672 A bad one. 288 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,441 - What's gotten into you? 289 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,411 - Everyone's ticked off at you guys, 290 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,345 and they think I'm a spy. 291 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,871 - A spy? 292 00:12:26,904 --> 00:12:28,181 That's crazy. 293 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,683 If anything, you're a teacher's pet. 294 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:31,867 - Keep it down. 295 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,019 They might hear you. 296 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,254 - Wait, hold on. 297 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,990 What do you mean everyone's ticked off at us? 298 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,992 - I don't know if I should say. 299 00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:39,992 - Why not? 300 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,195 They already think you're a spy. 301 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,763 - Oh, man. 302 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,891 This must be why James Bond doesn't have any friends. 303 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,704 - Whoa, whoa. Where are you going? 304 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,339 - I'm going to go talk to them. 305 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,274 I don't want them upset. 306 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,075 I think if I explained to Steve and Emmett 307 00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,013 that their reviews weren't as bad as you made them sound, 308 00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:01,079 they'll feel better. 309 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,149 - So you think this is all my fault? 310 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,085 How do you explain Gabby's reaction? 311 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,680 - Can we ever explain Gabby's reactions? 312 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,657 - Isabella, listen to me. 313 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,987 Talking to 'em is only going to make it worse. 314 00:13:13,017 --> 00:13:16,496 The best thing we can do is just leave 'em alone. 315 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,064 - Yeah. 316 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,800 I'm going to go talk to them. 317 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,267 - Well, I hope they listen to you 318 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,429 better than you listen to me. 319 00:13:27,909 --> 00:13:29,241 . 320 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,643 [upbeat music] 321 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,003 - I just don't find it fair 322 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,614 when I tried to do it in the nicest way possible. 323 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,940 - Oh, I'm sorry. 324 00:13:35,973 --> 00:13:38,284 I can't take a criticism unless you tell me 325 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,045 how wonderful I am first. 326 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,689 - Isabella, let it go. 327 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,657 - No, I don't want them to be upset, 328 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,854 especially because my critiques weren't even that big a deal. 329 00:13:47,885 --> 00:13:50,455 - [snorts] OK. 330 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:55,827 - What? What was that? [imitates snorting] 331 00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:57,462 - Come on, ladies. 332 00:13:57,495 --> 00:14:00,973 Where I come from, snorting leads to hair-pulling. 333 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,810 - I just think it is really easy for certain people 334 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,878 not to expect other people to get upset 335 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:09,048 at those certain people when those certain people never 336 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,018 have to get criticized by those other people. 337 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,889 - Now, are you certain people and I'm other people? 338 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:20,184 Or am I other people and you're certain people? 339 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:22,481 - All I know is, it is really easy for you two, 340 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,331 because you never have to get criticized. 341 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,798 - Wait, is that what's bothering you? 342 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:27,934 - Yeah. 343 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,534 - Well, would it make you feel better 344 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,769 if you all got to criticize us? 345 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,306 - Yeah. - Wait. Wait. 346 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,542 No, we don't want to do that. 347 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,510 - What's the problem? It only seems fair. 348 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,780 - Yeah, Bobbie, what's the problem? 349 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,332 It only seems fair. 350 00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:44,684 - I don't have to be fair. 351 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,219 I'm the boss. 352 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,021 ? ? 353 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,756 - Last time I sat in a circle like this, 354 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,893 I was only allowed to use my first name. 355 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,764 - So what the heck is this again? 356 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,000 - Well, just as Bobbie and I had some suggestions for you 357 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,169 about how you do your jobs, we thought 358 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,205 you might have something to say about how we do our jobs. 359 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,801 - Yeah, well, not to your face. 360 00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,702 Did you approve this? - Sure. 361 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,078 I mean, I don't know. Whatever. 362 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,847 Just join the circle. 363 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,041 - Uh, I think what Bobbie means to say 364 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,517 is that we are walking into this 365 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,020 with open minds and hearts. 366 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,923 - And closed fists. 367 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,692 - We are doing this so that there are no hard feelings 368 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,594 and everybody feels heard. 369 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,729 - Well, I would just like to say, Isabella, 370 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,732 that that is truly admirable. 371 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,667 You're a real leader. 372 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,438 - Oh, well, thank you. 373 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,941 - Except you build people up just to tear them down. 374 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:47,680 You're like a Taylor Swift revenge song. 375 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,716 - Really? You didn't see that coming? 376 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,252 - Gabby, I'm not just trying to build you up. 377 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,120 I actually think you do a great job, and- 378 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,023 - OK, save it, sister. 379 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,657 I'm not falling for that crap anymore. 380 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,092 - It's not crap. 381 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,663 It's- - I have a complaint. 382 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:08,084 In conversations, you always have to have the last word. 383 00:16:08,085 --> 00:16:09,134 - I don't think I do that. 384 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,403 - Believe me, you do. 385 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,796 - Agree to disagree. 386 00:16:11,863 --> 00:16:14,540 - You just did it. 387 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,202 - Maybe move on to friendlier shores. 388 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,378 - OK, but he's wrong. 389 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,080 Takoda... - [scoffs] 390 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,581 - You haven't said anything yet. 391 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,767 - Oh. Well, this ought to be good. 392 00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:26,117 I can't wait to hear what Benedict Arnold has 393 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,946 to say about our dear leaders. 394 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,273 - I'm not a spy. 395 00:16:30,274 --> 00:16:32,991 - Exactly what a spy would say to himself in the mirror 396 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:37,296 practicing how not to sound like a spy. 397 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,658 - Isabella, you put a target on my back. 398 00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:42,869 - Oh, hang on. I was in there too. 399 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,061 - It's OK, Bobbie. 400 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:45,503 He's just making an observation. 401 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,771 - Yeah, whatever you need to tell yourself 402 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,775 to sleep at night, sweetie. 403 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,311 - Are these the sticks or the stones? 404 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,238 - OK, y'all have picked on her enough. 405 00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:57,216 Doesn't anybody have anything bad to say about me? 406 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,676 - I do. 407 00:16:58,743 --> 00:17:02,622 Why the hell would you agree to Isabella's stupid idea? 408 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,290 - OK, good session. 409 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,643 I'm going to go and- 410 00:17:07,677 --> 00:17:09,487 and- 411 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,863 and I'm going. 412 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,636 - Well, y'all happy now that you made her cry? 413 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,498 both: Kind of, yeah. 414 00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:22,141 - Well, I'm not. 415 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,144 Your boo-hoo complaining was not enough? 416 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,381 You had to go and only pick on Isabella. 417 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,149 - There's a good reason for that. 418 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:33,085 We're scared of you. 419 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,620 - I'm not. 420 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,821 - Oh, yeah. 421 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,990 Emmett, you're a big old tough guy. 422 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,342 We get it. 423 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,028 So does that girl out there crying. 424 00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:43,094 - I'm not proud of that. 425 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,164 - Well, you shouldn't be. 426 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:49,335 Y'all are some of the best people I know, 427 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,570 and you attack the one person 428 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,990 that was just trying to help you. 429 00:17:58,135 --> 00:17:59,804 - I feel terrible. 430 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,115 - You should. 431 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,334 Spying is a terrible thing. 432 00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:13,325 . 433 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,094 - There you are. 434 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,997 I thought you ran out in the alley. 435 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,133 - I did, but the trash has a bunch of cabbage in it 436 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:25,771 right now, so I thought I'd just wait in here. 437 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,556 - Well, you have every reason to. 438 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,542 They were way out of line. 439 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,068 - No, they weren't. 440 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,936 They were just doing what I asked them to 441 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:36,941 in a really mean and spiteful way. 442 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:41,245 - Oh, honey, you only did that because you care so much. 443 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,014 - I mean, I also did it because I know that criticism hurts 444 00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:46,025 my feelings, and I don't want to make 445 00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:47,392 another person feel that way. 446 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:50,121 - I get it, but you need to weather the storm. 447 00:18:50,187 --> 00:18:53,733 People being mad at you is just part of being the boss. 448 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,669 I just don't take it personally. 449 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,704 - You're right. I know. 450 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,840 - Don't get down on yourself. 451 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,808 You bring out the good in people. 452 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:06,178 That's why we love having you around so much. 453 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,415 OK, why are you grinning like that? 454 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:13,919 - Because I think you just gave me a compliment sandwich. 455 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,272 - Oh, no, I didn't. 456 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:17,423 - Wow. 457 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,592 Bobbie learned something from me. 458 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,695 - [laughs] You keep grinning like that, 459 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,462 I'm going to give you a Happy Check. 460 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:28,668 - Well, just be sure to compliment me like you learned. 461 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:34,065 - You gotta be really right to leave a room like that. 462 00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,508 Yeah, she's really right. 463 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,611 [upbeat music] 464 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:42,298 - Isabella, I have an update on that stove repair. 465 00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:43,314 - OK. 466 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,801 - Siri, set a 15-second timer. 467 00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:47,485 I called the guy we used last time, 468 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,512 but he's out sick, so I found another guy who can do it. 469 00:19:49,513 --> 00:19:51,089 But we're going to have to open up early, 470 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,016 because he has to get out of here by 9:00 471 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,292 to get to his brother's wedding. 472 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,627 It's the brother's third marriage, 473 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,188 and nobody likes the bride. 474 00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:59,230 But he's still got to go, and they'll fix it on Tuesday. 475 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,651 [phone dings] 476 00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:03,819 - Great. 477 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,137 Well done, Steve. 478 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,330 - Thank you. 479 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,939 At first, I thought I needed 20 seconds, 480 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,574 but then I talked to my cousin's dog-sitter, 481 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,625 and he said- 482 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,311 - Ding. 483 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,113 [knocking on bar] 484 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,581 - Isabella. 485 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:19,151 Unhappy Cathy just ordered a Sex on The Beach, 486 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:23,339 and she still has no idea what I did in Tahiti. 487 00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:24,824 - I'm proud of you, Gabby. 488 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,726 - I am keeping it all in. 489 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,396 I'm probably growing a tumor, but my tips are up 20%. 490 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:34,357 - I think those performance reviews 491 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,333 are starting to pay off. 492 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,727 - Mm-hmm. 493 00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:39,939 - Bobbie, Emmett won't cook a steak medium-well again. 494 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,407 - Emmett. 495 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,808 - What? 496 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,245 Did the narc tell you I just said no? 497 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:50,207 I didn't call the customer an idiot like I wanted to. 498 00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,617 - I got this. 499 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,477 Emmett! 500 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,187 Stop your hooting and hollering 501 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,824 and give the customer what he wants. 502 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,210 - You got it, Boss. 503 00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:02,428 - See? 504 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,421 I learned something from you too. 505 00:21:04,488 --> 00:21:08,234 Takoda, you care too much about what other people think. 506 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,503 That's something you can work on. 507 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,404 - Thank you! 508 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,672 Did you guys hear that? 509 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,192 Isabella really gave it to me. 510 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:20,792 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36166

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