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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:08,119 I have my new little torture device here. 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,080 I think you all know who I want to try this up on, right? 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,260 My new favorite paint plate. 4 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:18,540 You know I have a locked up banana. 5 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:19,860 I'm waiting. 6 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,120 I look like an evil or something. 7 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:35,420 I like it. 8 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,720 I'll be back with you, sir. 9 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,400 Come on, old man. 10 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,060 Get into position. 11 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,320 Are you excited? 12 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,490 Here, Deezer, start the tape for me. 13 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:01,870 Put your legs in the lights. 14 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:05,230 I don't want to break my nail. 15 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:06,430 That's a bad day. 16 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,050 I'm going to take it out on you no more. 17 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,090 See that? 18 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,370 I'm starting the tape. I can tape them up. 19 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:22,570 Now you're going to keep going right on the legs. 20 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,640 Put your arms out. 21 00:03:42,339 --> 00:03:43,660 Can I rub your head with that, please? 22 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:22,590 Like I'm sacrificing you. Perfect. 23 00:04:56,620 --> 00:05:01,660 I feel like I'm going to have to figure out some hair. 24 00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:39,169 Yeah, 25 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,430 I'm not really comfortable. 26 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:49,170 The last thing I ever 27 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:50,270 think about is your comfort. 28 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,990 Oh, look at that fucking chicken wing you got on there. 29 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:40,290 I guess that's what happens when you get really old, huh? You get them chicken 30 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,290 wings. 31 00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:46,910 I'm pooping. 32 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:59,570 I'm pooping. Look down at the chicken wing. It can't fly away on me. 33 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:14,500 You're just wanting to, like... Rip all your hair off that you have left on the 34 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,640 body? That's it. 35 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,640 Oh, yeah. 36 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,480 You don't really want to use it. 37 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:26,380 No, not at all. 38 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,780 Yeah. 39 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,380 I don't feel hard about it. 40 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:40,270 How good your will to live is when you're 100 years old. 41 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,980 Get your other chicken wing there it is 42 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:21,920 Yeah, 43 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:30,820 and I'm 44 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:31,820 African American 45 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:42,030 That's the air trapped by my back. 46 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:08,350 Should have just saran wrapped her asses. I got that new black saran wrap. 47 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:09,350 love it. 48 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:35,090 I'm going to start in the deep end 49 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,100 There, you have your cock locked out. You don't have to worry about that. 50 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,040 Are you already shaking? 51 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,600 Come on, hop in. 52 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,260 You've got to get out the duct tape. 53 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,800 There, that's all pressed together. 54 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:24,400 Tightness of the tape on my leg. 55 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,760 Perfect. 56 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,400 I want to make sure you can't move. 57 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,960 Because you're flexing on the chicken wing so hard. 58 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,180 How's that feel? 59 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,860 Snug? Snug is a bug in a rug? 60 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,260 Yeah, it's a little too tight. 61 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:14,620 Say yes, mommy. 62 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:15,940 Yes, mommy. 63 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:19,780 Okay. 64 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,160 Hmm. 65 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:29,040 What a nice way should I start out with the chair? 66 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:33,620 Aren't we done at this point? I demonstrated it. We are fucking close. 67 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:38,480 Hmm. I have so many new, fun toys. 68 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:44,100 Maybe I'll try one of those new crops that my fleas have made. 69 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,480 Does it make you feel better if it has a heart on it? 70 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,460 Does it? 71 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:55,700 No. 72 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,980 Does it make it feel like I'm living with love? 73 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,240 Instead of meanness? 74 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,540 No. No? 75 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,360 No. 76 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:14,450 Kiss my whip. 77 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,110 And say, Ow! 78 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:19,369 Thank you. 79 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:20,370 Thank you. 80 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:24,490 Ooh, look at that heart elevating so fast. 81 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:28,130 Who would have thought? 82 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:31,750 Wow, they have pretty hearts on you, though. 83 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:34,850 Look at the heart I left on him already. 84 00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:40,790 See, even if Geezer's heart was shriveled up, I just gave him a new one. 85 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:42,550 How nice of me. 86 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,560 Don't you agree? 87 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:46,420 Yes, ma 'am. 88 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,000 I know you really want to call me mommy, don't you? 89 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,080 Yes, ma 'am. 90 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,240 What? 91 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,080 I can't hear you. Yes, mommy. 92 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,279 That's right. 93 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,280 Ow! 94 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,200 Did that sting? 95 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,520 Yes. Yeah? 96 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:05,220 Ow! 97 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:06,980 So my new whip is good? 98 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,540 Ow! Ow! 99 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,120 Ow! 100 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,880 It's bad because you're a bad little geezer. 101 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:20,040 Want a different whip? 102 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,880 Here's a tiny little one. 103 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,740 Looks like it could be me. 104 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,720 You want to try? You want to kiss that whip? 105 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,000 I like that sound. 106 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,920 It's like wanting to fly. 107 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,840 Yes? No? 108 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,420 Do you like it? 109 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:44,220 Um, no. 110 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,140 Ow! Yes, yes, 111 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,980 yes. Why would you say yes when you whisper? 112 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,260 Is that like a little kid thing? 113 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,160 Huh? 114 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,640 Yes. Why are you so scared? 115 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,500 Did your mommy beat you when you were little? 116 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,280 No. Are you lying? 117 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,580 No. 118 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,680 Did you have a crush on your mom when you were little? 119 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,560 No. Do you fantasize about your mom when you were little? 120 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:11,760 No. 121 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,350 I think you're lying. 122 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:20,450 I think you had a little thick twisted fantasy about your own mother. 123 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:23,270 Huh? 124 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:24,910 No? Oh! 125 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,190 Oh! Oh! Oh! 126 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:31,970 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, I don't want you like this one. 127 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:36,590 Oh, no, no. No? No, that... I'll take this one for later. 128 00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:38,590 No, that could break a bone. 129 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,360 I know it could break a bone. It could. Or a geyser. It could. That doesn't 130 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,360 break a bone. 131 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,900 Or your ass like it already did. 132 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,220 Yeah. Wow. 133 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,620 Yeah. Wow. 134 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,340 Just trying to get the rest of your body to match your ass. 135 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:59,160 Just look at how hot I am. Did you make it better than I did too? 136 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,420 So I can clap into the world. 137 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,620 Yay, Google! 138 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,380 Right? Oh! 139 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,480 Oh! Oh! 140 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,520 Do you want me to untape you? 141 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,320 Yeah, that would be good. Yeah. 142 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:37,960 I could untape you and tape you something else and just whip the shit 143 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,960 back of you. 144 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Oh, Jennifer. 145 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,940 Sorry, bye. 146 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,320 Oh. 147 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,270 I don't know. 148 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,190 I don't know. They're both bad. 149 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:48,890 They're both... Ow! 150 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,490 Ow! Ow! 151 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:51,689 Ow! 152 00:15:51,690 --> 00:15:52,690 They look bad? 153 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:56,550 Well, let me see here. What do I use next? 154 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:04,830 I have so many new tools. I don't even know what to use. 155 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:06,950 What's this thing? 156 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,370 This looks kind of mean. 157 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:10,350 I look mean? 158 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:11,650 Yeah. 159 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:14,440 Kind of looks like it goes up on your leg with your chair. 160 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,680 Oh! Oh! 161 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,000 Oh, God, it hurt. 162 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,620 Oh, it hurt. 163 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,200 Oh, it hurt. 164 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:27,060 Yeah. That hurt. That hurt. 165 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,100 Oh, God, that hurt. 166 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,360 Yeah. 167 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,760 Oh! Oh, that hurt. 168 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,100 Oh, that hurt. 169 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,800 Oh. 170 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:39,520 Oh. You don't want neighbors calling the police. 171 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,260 Oh. Oh. 172 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,230 I don't know how much you like sucking dick. 173 00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:58,150 I've opened Pandora's box with you, haven't I? 174 00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,390 Huh? 175 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:09,250 I need some more 176 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,250 butterflies. 177 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,150 This is one of your faves. 178 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:34,550 I need to be able to breathe. You can breathe through your nose. 179 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,170 No, I can't. Yeah, you can. 180 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,110 And if you can't, you'll learn really fast. 181 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,970 It's kind of like when you throw a kid that can't swim in the fucking lake. Is 182 00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:43,970 that good for your life? 183 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,530 No, 184 00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:55,850 don't put it in my mouth. 185 00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:57,830 I know. It's fucking loud. 186 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,320 Don't muck with the family, will ya? 187 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:12,040 The neighbors are thinking I'm a beauty and I look like a geezer over here. 188 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,160 It's gonna happen, but I don't want you to get abandoned. 189 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,140 I can open wide all you want, I'll just tape inside. 190 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:29,300 I'm gonna get a pair of my dirty, deep, fucking animals because I'm not gonna 191 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,300 fucking throw. 192 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,140 I'm going to keep struggling. I'm going to keep gaping. I'll keep going. 193 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:59,840 Breathe through your nose. 194 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,320 I know you can breathe through your nose, but hold. 195 00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:06,720 Under the face sitting. 196 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,850 And all kinds of boogies around the edge of your nose. You are obviously telling 197 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,850 me to breathe through your nose. 198 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,030 Right? 199 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:16,730 Yeah? 200 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,290 I don't know if it's either weakness or engage. 201 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:22,890 Does it scare you? 202 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,530 Something you can't breathe? 203 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:27,410 Huh? 204 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,310 I don't even have it near your nose. Don't worry. 205 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,410 Breathe through your nose. 206 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,030 Breathe your nose. 207 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,270 Here we go. 208 00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:46,830 Can you quiet down? 209 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,050 Or do we need more tape? 210 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,210 Quiet? 211 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:57,910 Yes? 212 00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,470 What? Okay. 213 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,070 One more. Two. 214 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,040 Is your weakness this scary to you? 215 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,500 I am fucking terrifying your inner child, aren't I? 216 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,600 Did your mama tape your muscles? 217 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,460 I bet she did. 218 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,000 When you were five. 219 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,060 When she probably whipped you. 220 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:31,300 Yeah. I thought you had one of those big little fancies. 221 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:37,240 Did your mommy probably tape you up and beat you? Too bad. 222 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,180 It's dark and I don't know if I can get the cuffs out then. 223 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,040 I'm right here. 224 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,660 Goodbye Christmas. 225 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,960 Shall we? 226 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,040 I can still hear you. 227 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,100 I can still hear you. 228 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,300 What's it gonna take to shut you up either? 229 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:27,260 Are you going to be quiet? 230 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:28,580 Or not? 231 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,010 Is that a dancer or not? 232 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:07,290 Of course not. 233 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:15,130 I could unlock your balls 234 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,130 and punch those. 235 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,650 You need to unlock my key. 236 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:23,730 Wait, I have it with me. 237 00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:25,730 Do you want to play that game? 238 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,090 Oh, 239 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:18,610 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 240 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,360 Why are you so scared? 241 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,180 Do you know how they play with me anymore? 242 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:57,400 I thought you liked playing with me. 243 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560 Is that a yes or no? 244 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:02,380 Yes? 245 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,340 You like playing with me, don't you? 246 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,100 Do you know what I need to say for it? Do you remember it? 247 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,840 Do you want me to help you out? 248 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,420 That's not what they came for. 249 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,160 Try it again. 250 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,040 I'll do some abuse to my nose instead. 251 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:49,880 I'll even make you very upset. 252 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,100 Huh? How about a big heart rate on your forehead? 253 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,800 Ow. 254 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:00,740 Ow. 255 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,960 Ow. 256 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,420 Ow. 257 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:06,060 Ow. 258 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,100 Ow. 259 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:22,960 You will feel the fucking rats. 260 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,500 Breathe through your nose. 261 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,040 And suck it up. 262 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,200 Should have locked you up in the basement. 263 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,700 Maybe I should move you down there. 264 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,940 And nobody can hear your scream. 265 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,500 Doesn't that sound better? 266 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,580 Sounds better to me. 267 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,960 No one's gonna hear you scream. 268 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:01,460 Alright. I'll put you in my bunk and take you through the desert compound. 269 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,440 What do you think about that? 270 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,960 Does it sound fun? 271 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:24,820 What? Your fucking nose, 272 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,960 Dudley. 273 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,440 It's possible. 274 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:29,940 That's why we have a nose. 275 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,680 Look at your toes all crunching out. You can hold my lips with your toes. 276 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,040 Look at that. 277 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:38,130 Oh, my puller. 278 00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:42,630 Oh, what a shy view. 279 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:47,090 This old freak list. Before I let him out, before he gets a police call on me. 280 00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:50,630 Oh, wow. 281 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:54,250 This one looks really mean. 282 00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:55,610 Don't you think that looks mean? 283 00:26:57,130 --> 00:27:01,030 Yeah? It's like one of those little chill watches when it goes to the car 284 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:03,490 Coffee's a date. 285 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,860 Are you okay? 286 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,480 Huh? 287 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:14,700 She's 288 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:22,360 not 289 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:29,200 happy with these toys 290 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,200 today. 291 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:35,300 Or, if they remembered my funny day. 292 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,310 You want to really show it, huh? 293 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:44,650 Look at you hold my whip like a good little boy. 294 00:27:48,010 --> 00:27:49,590 Are you done playing with me already? 295 00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:56,010 Yes or no? 296 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:14,040 Space this out and take a really long time torturing you. 297 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,520 Because I can't have you screaming all together. 298 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:20,520 It's like when people hear one gunshot, they're like, oh, it's just firecracker. 299 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,500 When they hear them all together, they know someone's getting killed. 300 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:27,740 When they hear the screams together, they know some old geezer's getting a 301 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:28,740 kicked out of them. 302 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:34,340 So if you're really loud, we just have to play along this all fucking day. 303 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160 You want that? 304 00:28:42,190 --> 00:28:43,930 So you need to be fucking quiet. 305 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,350 I don't care how much it hurts. 306 00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:51,950 And normally I say, show me how bad it hurts. 307 00:28:52,990 --> 00:28:53,990 Not today. 308 00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:59,590 Because it's such a beautiful day and all the neighbors are out with their 309 00:29:01,330 --> 00:29:05,950 I don't want them knowing that you're all fucking taped up. 310 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,730 And I'm whipping you. 311 00:29:18,689 --> 00:29:19,970 I'm sorry. 312 00:29:20,370 --> 00:29:24,290 I didn't know I forgot it. 313 00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:30,850 That's better. Much better. 314 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:34,830 See, you can teach an old dog new tricks. 315 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,250 Isn't that cool? 316 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,190 It's like I just won the lottery. 317 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:57,440 I'll take my whip back. Thanks for helping me. 318 00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:20,480 What's your least favorite thing? 319 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,780 Isn't that nice to me? 320 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,080 Good job. 321 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,740 You're learning. 322 00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:02,140 Oh, your teeth come off your leg. 323 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:06,910 Why do you crunch your toes up so much? Your brain won't rip them off? 324 00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:10,790 Huh? 325 00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:14,430 You're hiding them from me? 326 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:17,750 Hiding them? 327 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,230 That was just a glove. 328 00:32:21,530 --> 00:32:22,530 Suck it up. 329 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:26,670 Okay, back to bed. 330 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:29,990 Good boy. 331 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:31,570 Huh? 332 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:33,330 Good boy. 333 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,800 Are you sad for coming? 334 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,900 Should I stay or should I go now? 335 00:33:49,550 --> 00:33:52,450 I need to tune some really loud fucking music up. Oh! 336 00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:57,310 Like some... Spray to get some tunes or something. Just... Oh! 337 00:33:57,810 --> 00:34:01,350 These people think that it's the music that's screaming. I'm not the old man. I 338 00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:05,770 have a fucking tape to my little torture device in my locker room. 339 00:34:06,490 --> 00:34:07,490 Huh? 340 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:09,750 Is that what I have to do? 341 00:34:12,909 --> 00:34:14,650 Oh! High five! 342 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,139 Here, put your hand over there. Put your hand. 343 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,179 Are you going to high -five me? 344 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:41,900 High -five. 345 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,480 One more. 346 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:48,340 Yay. 347 00:35:03,330 --> 00:35:07,070 No? No? Because you know I'll fucking... Sorry that night. 348 00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:20,590 Were you crying? 349 00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:23,310 I never got to see you crying. 350 00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:27,670 I'm like, how many hours I've been crying? You just never cried. You passed 351 00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:30,050 You smashed your head. 352 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,880 You shake all the time, but you never cry. 353 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,580 Do you think I can get your car today? 354 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,700 Maybe. You think? 355 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,340 I really will. 356 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,560 I need 357 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:52,200 a 358 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,200 spelling teaser. 359 00:36:06,439 --> 00:36:08,340 So I wish I could just hit a button and flip you. 360 00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:10,860 That would be fantastic. 361 00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:36,270 You know, 362 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:44,090 I never understood this. I get it for like riding horses, but it's not like a 363 00:36:44,090 --> 00:36:46,390 really low thing, like riding something. 364 00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:57,410 Are you done saying? 365 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,480 Are you going to let me go home now? 366 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,320 Are you going to leave me alone? 367 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:10,080 Oh, that wouldn't be very much fun, would it? 368 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,260 You're going to let me go home. 369 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,620 You're going to let me go home. 370 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:19,940 You're going to let me go home. 371 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:22,180 Yeah? 372 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,480 Come here, heartbeat. 373 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,180 Let's see. 374 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,520 This one? 375 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,300 Yes. This one looks fun. 376 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,420 Doesn't it, Deezer? 377 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,060 Ready? 378 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,060 One. 379 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,020 Two. 380 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,360 Are you crying? 381 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,580 Are you crying? 382 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,920 Are you there? 383 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,980 You're going to get me a lawsuit with this. 384 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,900 I think I'm going to have to throw you in a trunk and make you the desert 385 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:28,900 hometown. 386 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:32,260 What the fuck is going to happen here? 387 00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:40,840 Look at you. You old fucking sack of shit. 388 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,040 Huh. 389 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,640 You know what place we deserve? 390 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,940 Isn't that fun anymore? 391 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:02,940 Do you? 392 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,300 Do you want to play a play while? 393 00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:09,940 Huh? 394 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:46,970 It's like going fishing. 395 00:40:17,230 --> 00:40:22,850 You're going to be in a lot of trouble. 396 00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:24,710 Do you want to be in trouble with me? 397 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:26,110 No. 398 00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:28,370 I wouldn't want to be in trouble with me either. 399 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,960 Oh. Oh. 400 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,480 Oh. 401 00:41:08,010 --> 00:41:09,010 I love her. 402 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:11,590 I just want her to be a mommy. 403 00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:16,170 How does that story sound? 404 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:22,290 I feel like I came home and this 18 -year -old was running out the door and 405 00:41:22,290 --> 00:41:25,610 was yelling, Mommy, Mommy. So I just taped up his mouth. 406 00:41:26,090 --> 00:41:29,570 Because he wouldn't stop calling that poor little 18 -year -old mommy. 407 00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:33,690 How fucking embarrassing would that be, Gator? 408 00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:36,450 Pretty bad, right? 409 00:41:40,590 --> 00:41:46,990 I'll let you lay here and think about how fucking loud you've been. 410 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:52,210 And then I'm going to fucking tie your ass up in a hot tie and take you to the 411 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,210 desert house. 412 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:58,830 Because you can scream your fucking brains out there and nobody will hear 413 00:41:58,830 --> 00:41:59,830 for miles. 414 00:42:00,570 --> 00:42:02,170 That's why the mean girls own it. 415 00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:06,030 That's why I'm Katie's son. 416 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,750 Ain't worried. 26490

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