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I have my new little torture device here.

I think you all know who I want to try this up on, right?

My new favorite paint plate.

You know I have a locked up banana.

I'm waiting.

I look like an evil or something.

I like it.

I'll be back with you, sir.

Come on, old man.

Get into position.

Are you excited?

Here, Deezer, start the tape for me.

Put your legs in the lights.

I don't want to break my nail.

That's a bad day.

I'm going to take it out on you no more.

See that?

I'm starting the tape. I can tape them up.

Now you're going to keep going right on the legs.

Put your arms out.

Can I rub your head with that, please?

Like I'm sacrificing you. Perfect.

I feel like I'm going to have to figure out some hair.

Yeah,

I'm not really comfortable.

The last thing I ever

think about is your comfort.

Oh, look at that fucking chicken wing you got on there.

I guess that's what happens when you get really old, huh? You get them chicken

wings.

I'm pooping.

I'm pooping. Look down at the chicken wing. It can't fly away on me.

You're just wanting to, like... Rip all your hair off that you have left on the

body? That's it.

Oh, yeah.

You don't really want to use it.

No, not at all.

Yeah.

I don't feel hard about it.

How good your will to live is when you're 100 years old.

Get your other chicken wing there it is

Yeah,

and I'm

African American

That's the air trapped by my back.

Should have just saran wrapped her asses. I got that new black saran wrap.

love it.

I'm going to start in the deep end

There, you have your cock locked out. You don't have to worry about that.

Are you already shaking?

Come on, hop in.

You've got to get out the duct tape.

There, that's all pressed together.

Tightness of the tape on my leg.

Perfect.

I want to make sure you can't move.

Because you're flexing on the chicken wing so hard.

How's that feel?

Snug? Snug is a bug in a rug?

Yeah, it's a little too tight.

Say yes, mommy.

Yes, mommy.

Okay.

Hmm.

What a nice way should I start out with the chair?

Aren't we done at this point? I demonstrated it. We are fucking close.

Hmm. I have so many new, fun toys.

Maybe I'll try one of those new crops that my fleas have made.

Does it make you feel better if it has a heart on it?

Does it?

No.

Does it make it feel like I'm living with love?

Instead of meanness?

No. No?

No.

Kiss my whip.

And say, Ow!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ooh, look at that heart elevating so fast.

Who would have thought?

Wow, they have pretty hearts on you, though.

Look at the heart I left on him already.

See, even if Geezer's heart was shriveled up, I just gave him a new one.

How nice of me.

Don't you agree?

Yes, ma 'am.

I know you really want to call me mommy, don't you?

Yes, ma 'am.

What?

I can't hear you. Yes, mommy.

That's right.

Ow!

Did that sting?

Yes. Yeah?

Ow!

So my new whip is good?

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

It's bad because you're a bad little geezer.

Want a different whip?

Here's a tiny little one.

Looks like it could be me.

You want to try? You want to kiss that whip?

I like that sound.

It's like wanting to fly.

Yes? No?

Do you like it?

Um, no.

Ow! Yes, yes,

yes. Why would you say yes when you whisper?

Is that like a little kid thing?

Huh?

Yes. Why are you so scared?

Did your mommy beat you when you were little?

No. Are you lying?

No.

Did you have a crush on your mom when you were little?

No. Do you fantasize about your mom when you were little?

No.

I think you're lying.

I think you had a little thick twisted fantasy about your own mother.

Huh?

No? Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, I don't want you like this one.

Oh, no, no. No? No, that... I'll take this one for later.

No, that could break a bone.

I know it could break a bone. It could. Or a geyser. It could. That doesn't

break a bone.

Or your ass like it already did.

Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Wow.

Just trying to get the rest of your body to match your ass.

Just look at how hot I am. Did you make it better than I did too?

So I can clap into the world.

Yay, Google!

Right? Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Do you want me to untape you?

Yeah, that would be good. Yeah.

I could untape you and tape you something else and just whip the shit

back of you.

Oh, Jennifer.

Sorry, bye.

Oh.

I don't know.

I don't know. They're both bad.

They're both... Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

They look bad?

Well, let me see here. What do I use next?

I have so many new tools. I don't even know what to use.

What's this thing?

This looks kind of mean.

I look mean?

Yeah.

Kind of looks like it goes up on your leg with your chair.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, God, it hurt.

Oh, it hurt.

Oh, it hurt.

Yeah. That hurt. That hurt.

Oh, God, that hurt.

Yeah.

Oh! Oh, that hurt.

Oh, that hurt.

Oh.

Oh. You don't want neighbors calling the police.

Oh. Oh.

I don't know how much you like sucking dick.

I've opened Pandora's box with you, haven't I?

Huh?

I need some more

butterflies.

This is one of your faves.

I need to be able to breathe. You can breathe through your nose.

No, I can't. Yeah, you can.

And if you can't, you'll learn really fast.

It's kind of like when you throw a kid that can't swim in the fucking lake. Is

that good for your life?

No,

don't put it in my mouth.

I know. It's fucking loud.

Don't muck with the family, will ya?

The neighbors are thinking I'm a beauty and I look like a geezer over here.

It's gonna happen, but I don't want you to get abandoned.

I can open wide all you want, I'll just tape inside.

I'm gonna get a pair of my dirty, deep, fucking animals because I'm not gonna

fucking throw.

I'm going to keep struggling. I'm going to keep gaping. I'll keep going.

Breathe through your nose.

I know you can breathe through your nose, but hold.

Under the face sitting.

And all kinds of boogies around the edge of your nose. You are obviously telling

me to breathe through your nose.

Right?

Yeah?

I don't know if it's either weakness or engage.

Does it scare you?

Something you can't breathe?

Huh?

I don't even have it near your nose. Don't worry.

Breathe through your nose.

Breathe your nose.

Here we go.

Can you quiet down?

Or do we need more tape?

Quiet?

Yes?

What? Okay.

One more. Two.

Is your weakness this scary to you?

I am fucking terrifying your inner child, aren't I?

Did your mama tape your muscles?

I bet she did.

When you were five.

When she probably whipped you.

Yeah. I thought you had one of those big little fancies.

Did your mommy probably tape you up and beat you? Too bad.

It's dark and I don't know if I can get the cuffs out then.

I'm right here.

Goodbye Christmas.

Shall we?

I can still hear you.

I can still hear you.

What's it gonna take to shut you up either?

Are you going to be quiet?

Or not?

Is that a dancer or not?

Of course not.

I could unlock your balls

and punch those.

You need to unlock my key.

Wait, I have it with me.

Do you want to play that game?

Oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Why are you so scared?

Do you know how they play with me anymore?

I thought you liked playing with me.

Is that a yes or no?

Yes?

You like playing with me, don't you?

Do you know what I need to say for it? Do you remember it?

Do you want me to help you out?

That's not what they came for.

Try it again.

I'll do some abuse to my nose instead.

I'll even make you very upset.

Huh? How about a big heart rate on your forehead?

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

You will feel the fucking rats.

Breathe through your nose.

And suck it up.

Should have locked you up in the basement.

Maybe I should move you down there.

And nobody can hear your scream.

Doesn't that sound better?

Sounds better to me.

No one's gonna hear you scream.

Alright. I'll put you in my bunk and take you through the desert compound.

What do you think about that?

Does it sound fun?

What? Your fucking nose,

Dudley.

It's possible.

That's why we have a nose.

Look at your toes all crunching out. You can hold my lips with your toes.

Look at that.

Oh, my puller.

Oh, what a shy view.

This old freak list. Before I let him out, before he gets a police call on me.

Oh, wow.

This one looks really mean.

Don't you think that looks mean?

Yeah? It's like one of those little chill watches when it goes to the car

Coffee's a date.

Are you okay?

Huh?

She's

not

happy with these toys

today.

Or, if they remembered my funny day.

You want to really show it, huh?

Look at you hold my whip like a good little boy.

Are you done playing with me already?

Yes or no?

Space this out and take a really long time torturing you.

Because I can't have you screaming all together.

It's like when people hear one gunshot, they're like, oh, it's just firecracker.

When they hear them all together, they know someone's getting killed.

When they hear the screams together, they know some old geezer's getting a

kicked out of them.

So if you're really loud, we just have to play along this all fucking day.

You want that?

So you need to be fucking quiet.

I don't care how much it hurts.

And normally I say, show me how bad it hurts.

Not today.

Because it's such a beautiful day and all the neighbors are out with their

I don't want them knowing that you're all fucking taped up.

And I'm whipping you.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know I forgot it.

That's better. Much better.

See, you can teach an old dog new tricks.

Isn't that cool?

It's like I just won the lottery.

I'll take my whip back. Thanks for helping me.

What's your least favorite thing?

Isn't that nice to me?

Good job.

You're learning.

Oh, your teeth come off your leg.

Why do you crunch your toes up so much? Your brain won't rip them off?

Huh?

You're hiding them from me?

Hiding them?

That was just a glove.

Suck it up.

Okay, back to bed.

Good boy.

Huh?

Good boy.

Are you sad for coming?

Should I stay or should I go now?

I need to tune some really loud fucking music up. Oh!

Like some... Spray to get some tunes or something. Just... Oh!

These people think that it's the music that's screaming. I'm not the old man. I

have a fucking tape to my little torture device in my locker room.

Huh?

Is that what I have to do?

Oh! High five!

Here, put your hand over there. Put your hand.

Are you going to high -five me?

High -five.

One more.

Yay.

No? No? Because you know I'll fucking... Sorry that night.

Were you crying?

I never got to see you crying.

I'm like, how many hours I've been crying? You just never cried. You passed

You smashed your head.

You shake all the time, but you never cry.

Do you think I can get your car today?

Maybe. You think?

I really will.

I need

a

spelling teaser.

So I wish I could just hit a button and flip you.

That would be fantastic.

You know,

I never understood this. I get it for like riding horses, but it's not like a

really low thing, like riding something.

Are you done saying?

Are you going to let me go home now?

Are you going to leave me alone?

Oh, that wouldn't be very much fun, would it?

You're going to let me go home.

You're going to let me go home.

You're going to let me go home.

Yeah?

Come here, heartbeat.

Let's see.

This one?

Yes. This one looks fun.

Doesn't it, Deezer?

Ready?

One.

Two.

Are you crying?

Are you crying?

Are you there?

You're going to get me a lawsuit with this.

I think I'm going to have to throw you in a trunk and make you the desert

hometown.

What the fuck is going to happen here?

Look at you. You old fucking sack of shit.

Huh.

You know what place we deserve?

Isn't that fun anymore?

Do you?

Do you want to play a play while?

Huh?

It's like going fishing.

You're going to be in a lot of trouble.

Do you want to be in trouble with me?

No.

I wouldn't want to be in trouble with me either.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I love her.

I just want her to be a mommy.

How does that story sound?

I feel like I came home and this 18 -year -old was running out the door and

was yelling, Mommy, Mommy. So I just taped up his mouth.

Because he wouldn't stop calling that poor little 18 -year -old mommy.

How fucking embarrassing would that be, Gator?

Pretty bad, right?

I'll let you lay here and think about how fucking loud you've been.

And then I'm going to fucking tie your ass up in a hot tie and take you to the

desert house.

Because you can scream your fucking brains out there and nobody will hear

for miles.

That's why the mean girls own it.

That's why I'm Katie's son.

Ain't worried.