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Marriage proposal

How can you even drink this cheap booze?

It's not even strong, it's fine.

Cheap booze.

As in low-quality.

Drink it if you like it, or get lost.

Alright, alright, I'll drink it.

So?

Did he say yes?

Well, he didn't exactly refuse me.

Secretary Lin.

What is it, boss?

You haven't answered my question yet.

You mean...

Currently, I...

have no plans to get married.

Don't worry about not being good enough for me.

I don't care about that.

*I* care.

You...

care about me?

No, boss.

What I mean is...

A woman as perfect as you...

should be with an even more perfect man.

I'm really not suitable.

Qin Meili.

That's a rejection.

A one hundred percent rejection.

But he said I'm perfect.

Sis.

Do you think anyone would say...

that their own boss is crazy?

And I think...

you're really quite twisted.

To keep Secretary Lin...

by your side forever...

you'd resort to a trick like marriage.

What else can I do?

Who told him to be the most...

all-around secretary I've ever seen?

Let me tell you.

Only someone that capable...

is worthy of me.

Qin Meili's high-intensity work...

But...

He really did reject me.

It's pretty obvious.

Then why did he say...

he wants to be my husband?

What?

Who said you're not suitable?

Boss, your foot...

has been fine for a while.

The doctor said...

there's nothing wrong.

I was just pretending...

so you'd take care of me.

But why?

Because you've been with me...

like a shadow for three years.

We even spend holidays together.

The time we spend together...

could be said to be more than a married couple.

But a husband and a secretary...

are still different, President Qin.

But if you marry me...

you can start a new life...

and still be my secretary.

I'm sorry.

I really don't want to be your secretary anymore.

So...

He said he doesn't want to be my secretary.

Doesn't that mean he wants to be my husband?

You really are a logical genius.

I'm speechless.

I've never seen a narcissist like you.

Good thing Secretary Lin didn't agree.

Otherwise, he'd be your workhorse for life.

That's too tragic.

Inhumane.

Why can't I...

marry him because I like him?

Do you like him?

Hey, Secretary Lin.

Come pick me up.

Boss...

It's 2:30 in the morning.

The employee work schedule...

starts at 6:30.

Living hell.

I quit.

I quit right now.

Where are you going so late?

That smile of yours...

is really creepy.

Tell me...

what kind of person makes an employee...

get up for work at 2:30 AM?

Definitely not a human.

It's definitely a beast.

A cruel, heartless...

and inhumane beast.

Well said.

High five.

Hey, Hanzi.

Where exactly are we now?

My back...

feels strangely cold.

Slow down

Watch your head

How much did he drink?

To get like this?

Hanzi, what's going on?

I'm not drunk.

No, this...

He's drunk.

Not drunk.

Why is it you?

You know each other?

More than just know.

Meili.

Look at this face.

This person is our...

Selfish, cringey, greasy, and unlucky...

And prostatitis-suffering man-child ex-husband.

Mr. Ex.

Hanzi.

Let me introduce her to you.

This one...

Is our sarcastic, mean, scheming, black-hearted...

Who only cares about fame and fortune...

And doesn't care if others live or die...

Ex-wife.

Seems like lately you've been...

Not doing too well.

Before I saw you...

I was doing great.

Don't tell me...

You two talk.

We're leaving first.

You're already divorced.

What son do you have?

Who had a son with you?

Let me tell you, my son's meals must be top-notch.

At least four dishes a day.

Got it?

Shut up, you.

Didn't I say I'd hit you...

Every time I see you?

I'll really do it.

You dare try, just you try.

What are you doing?

Go on, hit me!

Shrew!

No, you...

Secretary Lin.

Darn it.

I'll hit you, I...

Don't you leave!

You stand there and let me hit you!

Stop hitting!

I'll beat you to death today!

Secretary Lin.

Get married.

Let's get married.

If we marry, you won't have to resign.

Secretary Lin.

Marry.

Marry.

Secretary Lin, marry.

Secretary Lin.

Son.

You should still come with me.

I'll guarantee you a life of luxury.

And after you're with me...

All your things...

I will all...

What is that?

What, what?

No, you, this...

So early in the morning...

Up so early?

I didn't wake up early.

I didn't sleep.

I love to drink.

But my tolerance isn't great.

You could say it's a...

Small flaw in my perfect life.

But a flaw can't hide the jade's beauty.

You must be ready to take me home anytime.

Of course.

Men and women are different.

Changing clothes won't be necessary.

Also...

I have high standards for skincare.

So...

You must remove my makeup for me.

Wash my face, apply serum, night cream.

Oh, and also...

Don't forget to put a glass of honey water by my bedside.

Do you understand everything?

Didn't sleep, huh?

Then you should have some coffee.

So what was it, really?

I already said it's nothing.

Hey, no...

Wait a minute.

That thing you just mentioned...

And then?

Don't tell me you, you punk...

Of course not.

Absolutely.

You promise?

I swear.

Secretary Lin.

Secretary Lin.

Marry.

Be a man.

Fine.

Then let's have coffee.

I'll wash.

I'm going to take a shower.

That thing isn't there either.