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♪ Who put the glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one a zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[narrator] The city of Athens --
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during the day a glorious metropolis,
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but after dark,a place of mystery and shadows,
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of chilling --
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[man 2]
Midnight, Athens --
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Who said that?
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-A long, dark hunt ---Is that another narrator?
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Soon, very soon,
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The Grim Avenger will be avenged...grimly.
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So that's how it is, huh?
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Replaced without a single word of thanks.
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Well, fine. I'm outa here.
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[crashing]
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[crackling]
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[evil laughter]
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Whoa! According to the Greekly World News,
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that laughing maniac
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has toppled two temples
in two nights, and --
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Why isn't anyone listening to me?
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We don't want to break a trend?
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Sorry, Herc, just trying to get
a gander at the new guy.
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Wet paint.
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Hey! I like! I like, huh?!
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Snazzy!
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New guy?
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[sighs ]
Another rich, royal brat.
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This one's Theseus, Prince of Attica.
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Ooh, he's so dreamy!
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So cute!
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So rich.
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Such a pleasure to be here.
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I've heard so many wonderful
things about Athens.
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Of course, this one-donkey town
is no Thrace, believe me.
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[chuckles]
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By the way, I'm Adonis, Prince of th--
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Don't get me started on Thrace.
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The royal family thinks
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a fringed chiton is high fashion.
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[chuckles]
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I haven't worn fringes in three weeks.
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I don't know where
he gets his information.
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It's obviously out of date.
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Well, you were right, Cassums,
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just another prince.
[sighs]
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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[Tchaikovsky's "Romeo and Juliet" plays ]
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Where you going?
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[sighs]
To introduce myself.
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Aaah! You're swooning!
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-Am not!
-[gasps]
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Oh, you are!
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Did you really think
that I wouldn't notice?
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Have you a nuance
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that's not carved upon
my untamed heart?
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Don't I know your every move?!
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Well, except, possibly, this one.
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Well, no wonder everyone likes Theseus.
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He's handsome, charming...
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...and incredibly rich.
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-He's got it all.
-He's got it all.
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-I hate him!
-I hate him!
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[whinnies]
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[evil laughter]
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[Hercules] Okay, Pegasus,
we hear the laughter.
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We see a mysterious figure,
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we have our temple toppler.
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[whinnies]
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Sir, I believe the Athenian
authorities would like a word.
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Caught off guard by the stranger's voice,
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the grim avenger turns.
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Excuse me? Are you talking to me?
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Two new players join the game.
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But are they friends or foes?
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So, you call yourself The Grim Avenger?
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You know my name?
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My reputation precedes me!
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Y-e-e-eah, by about six seconds.
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Listen, uh,
you seem a bit...troubled.
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And I really don't want to hurt you,
so how about coming along quietly?
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The Avenger hears the only sound
capable of sending a chill
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down his generally tempered spine.
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Not quite the answer I was expecting.
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Depart! Before the real trouble begins.
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Trouble, huh?
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Okay, if that's how you want it,
but I should warn you -
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My name is Hercules,
and I'm a hero...in training.
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Provoked, The Grim Avenger
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twists around and flips
the young hero on his back.
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[neighs]
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The Grim Avenger fires his
crossbow of grim justice.
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Pegasus!
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Ah!
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Aaaaah!
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[groaning, straining]
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Pegasus!
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Over here!
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[neighs]
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Whoa!
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[neighs]
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Aaaah!
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Despite their embarrassing defeat,
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Hercules and his steed
have impressed The Avenger
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as worthy opponents.
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But that is an impression
he will never reveal.
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-[evil laughter]
-What's that noise?
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No, not now!
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So that maniacal laughter wasn't you?
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Whoops.
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Wait, it's all a big misunderstanding!
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The Avenger has sworn
that nothing will prevent him
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from bringing his nemesis to justice.
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Aah! And yet --
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Where's The Avenger?
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Long ago, the Grim Avenger took a grim vow
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to grimly avenge himself upon his nemesis.
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Found him!
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But trapped under a ton of rubble,
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The Avenger fears
that once again he has failed.
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Failed. Failed!
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Hold on! I've almost got you!
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Yes!
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[evil laughter continues]
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No!
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Avenger, listen. It's not your fault.
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I'm to blame. Typical rookie mistake.
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Picking a fight with the wrong guy.
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The Avenger suddenly sees
his former foe in a new light.
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But can he trust this eager
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would-be hero with the truth
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of his grim and righteous cause?
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[gull cries]
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Um, can I take this off now?
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You may.
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Wow! Cool barge!
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But you were blindfolded.
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How did you know you were on a barge?
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[cries]
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Lucky guess?
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The only luck we've had tonight.
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Once again, the temple-toppling
minotaur has escaped me.
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That was the minotaur?
You fought the minotaur? Me too!
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I first encountered him
while trapped in a labyrinth.
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-Me too!
-Fortunately, I was able to escape
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with the help of this magic thread.
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Ha! Me too!
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Well, actually, he had the magic thread.
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I-I-I smashed my way out of it.
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But all in all, we have a lot more
in common than I thought.
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Although, I'm not too clear
on the whole face-hiding thing.
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Ah, it's a look.
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What Hercules doesn't know
is that The Grim Avenger
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has been tracking the minotaur.
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From city-state to city-state.
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And what drives The Avenger's grim quest?
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Well, maybe it's because you --
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The Avenger doesn't know.
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Maybe it was that temple
that toppled onto his head.
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Listen, Grim, let me help.
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Together,
I know we can catch The Minotaur.
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A tempting offer,
but The Avenger is a lone wolf,
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a solitary warrior for justice.
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One mortal man against
mythic forces beyond his --
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Look! You're in Athens.
It's my town! Come on.
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An heroic team up? Cool!
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We'll meet again. Tomorrow night.
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Okay. Where?
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Don't worry. I'll find you.
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[whinnies]
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Cassandra, of course I'd believe you
if you sense danger approaching.
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I sense danger whenever you're near me.
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Tsk. You...
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[growling]
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Take it easy, Icarus.
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Theseus seems like an okay guy.
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Oh, yeah, he's okay.
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Maybe too okay!
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Fellow Prometheans.
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A little announcement --
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tonight, at the family villa,
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an Adonis blow-out bash.
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Be there or be Mesopotamian.
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[cheering]
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[chanting] Party! Party!
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Yes!
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Of course, only the elite will be invited,
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which, I'm afraid, leaves you out.
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Ooh.
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Hmmm. A crowded party.
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Tonight.
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But of course I won't be there.
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I'm throwing my own little extravaganza...
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at The Temple of Aphrodite,
and everyone's invited!
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[cheering]
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[screams]
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I hope you'll be there,
Cass...to warn me of danger.
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I can see myself making an appearance.
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Aaaah!
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Theseus, this party has me worried.
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Because you might not be
able to get a date?
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Well, yeah, there's that, but no!
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Having it could attract The Minotaur!
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My plan exactly.
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[cat screeches]
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[Minotaur] Perfect.
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Toppling temples is so much more fun
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when there's an audience
for the temple to fall on!
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[evil laughter]
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[indistinct conversations]
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[rock music plays]
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Okay, all I'm saying is
that there's absolutely
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no way that I'm going to pretend
to like Theseus
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just because he throws
some crummy little party!
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No, sir, I cannot be bought!
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Wow! Check out the buffet!
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Theseus! Buddy! You are the best, man!
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This looks delicious.
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I can't understand
why no one would believe me
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when I warned them the temple
was going to be toppled.
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Welcome to my world.
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Cassandra, Hercules,
I'm so glad you could come.
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[Tchaikovsky's "Romeo and Juliet" plays]
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So, Theseus, which tables are reserved
for royalty?
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At my parties, everyone's equal.
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Sit where you wish.
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Come, allow me
to get you some refreshments.
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[giggles]
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I don't get it.
What's the point of being rich
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if you're going to nice to everyone?
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[evil laughter]
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Well, someone's having a good time.
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[indistinct conversations]
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Oh, excuse me,
I didn't know this closet was --
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Theseus?!
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Quiet!
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You're The Grim Avenger?
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Me being the only new kid,
it was a dead giveaway, huh?
265
00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:45,125
Oh, y-yeah, yeah, sure.
266
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,208
I, uh, I-I-I knew it all the time.
267
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:48,458
But then -- ow!
268
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:49,583
Excuse me.
269
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,375
Why did you throw a party in a temple?
270
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,750
-That's my cape.
-Oh, sorry.
271
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:57,000
It's the perfect way to lure
The Minotaur into the open.
272
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,625
Yeah, and it's also the perfect way
273
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,417
to put all my friends at risk.
274
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,000
-Oops!
-Sorry.
275
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,709
No risk. Tonight, The Minotaur's
reign of terror
276
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,625
comes to a permanent end.
277
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:08,333
[crash]
278
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,041
Permanent? As in...
279
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,375
Permanent.
280
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,709
Isn't that a little harsh?
281
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,834
Why don't we just capture him,
turn him over to my dad, Zeus?
282
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,500
As Theseus dons his helmet,
he loses his identity --
283
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,250
perhaps his very humanity --
284
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:23,542
to The Grim Avenger.
285
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,749
This ends tonight.
286
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,875
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
287
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,792
Actually, I'm going to
have to insist on leading.
288
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,834
You can follow or get out of the way.
289
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,417
Look, let's just get out of here
290
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,417
before somebody gets hurt!
291
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,165
Ooh, sorry.
292
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,458
No, my fault.
293
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,750
Hey, what do I have to do
to get a little attention around here?
294
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,875
The Grim Avenger --
silent sentinel of sanity --
295
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:50,500
prepares to attack his dreaded nemesis.
296
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,667
You know, the sentinel of sanity
297
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,709
would be a lot more silent
298
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,583
if you'd just quit narrating
every move you make!
299
00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:00,500
You mean --
you mean I said that out loud?
300
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,875
Yeah! There's somebody home.
301
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:06,166
[evil chuckle]
Time to party.
302
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:09,875
[screaming]
303
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,041
[laughs]
304
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,458
Let's just get this over with.
305
00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:17,625
[laughing]
306
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,542
Grab hold!
307
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,750
Whoa!
308
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:24,792
Oooh. This is most uncomfortable.
309
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:36,125
Avenger, help me!
310
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,000
I can still get him!
311
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,917
Wait! Quick! Everyone! Run! Get out!
312
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,583
Oh, well. There goes his cleaning deposit.
313
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,792
Poor Theseus.
Well, not exactly poor --
314
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,040
[growls]
315
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,333
Am I the ultimate party crasher or what?
316
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,542
Aaah!
317
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:01,834
Aaah!
318
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,583
No!
319
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,667
[groan]
320
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,208
-Over here.
-[gasps] Oh!
321
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,458
[groaning]
322
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,750
This is all my fault.
323
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,000
[Minotaur laughs]
324
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,917
No. This is the Minotaur's fault.
325
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,834
And he...will...pay.
326
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,333
[moaning]
327
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,458
He's --
he's opening his eyes.
328
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:49,040
Whoa! That horseradish
packed some punch!
329
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,667
Hey! Who are you?
330
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,290
The Grim Avenger.
331
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,333
Okay.
332
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:57,542
Ha! This is a dream, right?
333
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,625
Ow!
334
00:15:58,709 --> 00:15:59,709
Careful.
335
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,792
You've broken your leg.
336
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,208
You noticed! You care!
337
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:04,834
Has anyone seen Theseus?
338
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,375
Aah! I spoke too soon.
339
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,458
Uh, Theseus. Right.
340
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,000
He's fine. He asked about you.
341
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:14,041
Yeah, he asked
if you would look after Icarus.
342
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,083
-He did?!
-He did?
343
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,458
Trust me. Those were his exact words.
344
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,917
Take care of him, Cassandra.
345
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,583
We've got a minotaur to catch!
346
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,208
Pegasus!
347
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,041
[whinnies]
348
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,959
And so, destiny calls.
349
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,583
And The Grim Avenger prepares to --
350
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,290
[clears throat]
351
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,750
Yes, right, well...
shall we go?
352
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,125
[neighs]
353
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:40,083
[Minotaur laughing]
354
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:43,792
There!
355
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:44,959
Faster, Pegasus!
356
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:55,667
[Pegasus neighs]
357
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,040
[minotaur laughs]
358
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,500
Come on, heroes. Show me what you got.
359
00:17:05,165 --> 00:17:06,290
Ugh!
360
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,500
Hercules, look!
361
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,834
-[gasps]
-[Theseus] Temple row.
362
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:13,916
Every deity in Greece
has a franchise here.
363
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,208
We're playing into his hands.
364
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:18,083
Let's regroup --
come up with a plan.
365
00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:19,416
This ends tonight.
366
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:24,000
Lead, follow -- [sighs]
just get out of my way.
367
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,875
-Was I like that?
-[neighs]
368
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,709
[growls]
369
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,709
[groans]
370
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,667
Ha! Come on. You can do better than that!
371
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,208
Aaaaah!
372
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,792
Whoa!
373
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:01,709
If Herc keeps this up,
374
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,333
he'll topple more temples
than the Minotaur.
375
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,041
Ugh!
376
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,291
Aaah!
377
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,750
Aaaah!
378
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,583
[growls]
379
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,959
Aah-ooh-ah!
380
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,750
Wha--?
381
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:29,792
Daaah!
382
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,083
We've got him. It's over!
383
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,917
I'll tell you when it's over.
384
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,625
[groans]
385
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,750
That's right, kid.
386
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,917
Gotta keep showing them who's in charge.
387
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,208
Aaah!
388
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,875
Aaah!
389
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:51,333
Herc, stop! Look what you're doing.
390
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,166
He's to blame!
391
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,583
Aaah!
[laughing]
392
00:18:56,667 --> 00:19:00,291
Ooh. Not me, pal.
393
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,375
I'm just playing the cards
the Gods dealt me.
394
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,917
Whoa. Half man, half bull.
395
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,417
Strong and not particularly graceful.
396
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,250
One little china shop,
397
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,208
and they lock you in a lousy labyrinth.
398
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:16,792
You know how much I hate labyrinths?
399
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,041
Aaaah!
400
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,291
We all have our little problems.
401
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,250
And the son of Zeus will make sure
402
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,458
you never harm anyone again!
403
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,083
Was that narration?
404
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,166
What?!
405
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,291
I'm not saying it was,
but it sure sounded like it.
406
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,208
No way!
407
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,250
He's right. Sounded like narration.
408
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,125
Well, maybe it was
a little pompous, but --
409
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,709
Take hime in Herc,
turn him over to Zeus like you said.
410
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,375
No, I've got to finish this job.
411
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:45,041
Your job isn't to finish it.
Your job is to be a hero.
412
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,500
And what kind of hero
do you want to be?
413
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,709
Ooh! Good question!
414
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,000
Do you mind?
415
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,375
Be yourself. Be Hercules.
416
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,041
'Cause even I don't want to be
The Grim Avenger anymore,
417
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,709
and neither of us
wants to be like...him.
418
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,083
Hey!
419
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:14,375
Look, do what you want, but, please --
420
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,917
no labyrinths.
421
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,500
I hate labyrinths.
422
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,542
All those twists and turns.
423
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,834
I'm claustrophobic. I sweat.
424
00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:25,291
And the fur gets
that wet, funny, sweaty smell.
425
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,083
And -- and --
426
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,917
and I'm going to the labyrinth, right?
427
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,625
Hey! Want to sign my cast?
428
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:40,208
Come on. Anyone?
429
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:44,375
Does anyone want to...
sign my cast?
430
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,417
-Please?
-I'd be honored.
431
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,125
You?!
432
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,333
Don't worry, Icarus.
Theseus is returning to Attica.
433
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,041
Aaah!
434
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,000
Well, then, by all means...
435
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,667
sign away.
436
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,125
Ow! Ow! Thank you. That's good. Ow! Ow!
437
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,709
What a sweet inscr--
ow! Ow! You're too kind.
438
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,041
Ow! Thank you.
439
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,834
Ah, Theseus.
I hear you're going home.
440
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,834
Competing with me must really take a toll.
441
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,291
Believe me, just being
around you takes a toll.
442
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,000
I thought so.
[chuckles]
443
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,625
Hey! Was that a shot?
444
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,750
I only regret I didn't take the time
to truly enjoy your company.
445
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,333
[sighs]
446
00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:31,834
[Tchaikovsky's "Romeo and Juliet" plays]
447
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,917
[screeches]
448
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,208
Now this I should have seen coming.
449
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:50,250
You know, if you ever need --
450
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,750
same here.
451
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,583
You know, there's still one
thing that's bothering me.
452
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:02,041
The Grim Avenger --
who was that helmeted man?
453
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,083
I guess we'll never know.
454
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:08,041
[narrator]] Okay. Now that the charactersare done narrating,
455
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,875
maybe we can get back to having
456
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,917
a paid professional do the job.
457
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,291
[clears throat]
458
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,375
The end.
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