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♪ Who put the glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one a zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Bob reading]
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[narrator] The Lost City of Atlantis --
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long revered as the enlightened culturalcenter of the ancient world.
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Then, like a dream, it was gone.
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The fate of Atlantis --
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a mystery that has baffledhumankind for generations,
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until...now.
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Look! Atlantis City underwater...
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with snow!
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[chuckles]
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You can only get this stuff here.
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Ooh! Super cool! A must-have!
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-[sighs]
-[Hercules] Come on, Cassandra.
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Even you can't be gloomy
in Atlantis City.
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It's got the beach,
the boardwalk, and --
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Whoo! I'm walking an invisible Cerberus!
Look at me!
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I think I'm just not a summer-vacation
kind of person.
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What's bad about Summer?
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Same as Autumn, Winter, and Spring --
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visions of disaster.
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Homer...
Greekly World News.
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You say you have a tip
on a forthcoming disaster?
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I don't foresee anything at the moment.
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Too bad. You have a puppy?
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What?
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Cute animals and disasters.
That's what sells papers.
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[dog barks]
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Whoa! Yes, sir!
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I scored us front-row tickets
to the "Diving Centaur Show."
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Yes, sir!
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Those tickets will be worthless.
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-Vision?
-Vision.
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[man] Look out below!
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[crash]
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Great Centaur accident! Yowza!
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[groaning]
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Hang on! I got ya!
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[grunts]
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Ugh!
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Thanks. That's never happened before.
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Must have been wind shear.
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Ohh! I foresee tourists in a giant hole.
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Well, they should have stuck
to their vacation budget.
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[screaming]
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Great 4-wagon accident! Yowza!
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Hold on!
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[straining] I...got ya!
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Incredible! Front-page news!
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Just hero business as usual.
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Not you, her!
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But I just saved all those people!
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Heroes are ho-hum, son,
but teen soothsayers --
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That's a gimmick!
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The name? What's your name?
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Cassandra.
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I'll make the name Cassandra
synonymous with warnings of calamity!
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You're wasting your time.
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No one ever believes her.
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I'll take care of that! If there's onething that The Greekly World News
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has, it's credibility!
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That's Cassandra, with two s's.
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"Dateline -- Athens. "Homer on the
teen-doom scene.
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Any predictions yet?"
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Sorry. It's a very unpredictable curse.
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Wow! He's following you everywhere!
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Ooh! That's creepy! How can you stand it?
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Years of practice.
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I need a catastrophe for the late edition.
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I foresee molten lead
falling from the sky.
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Y-y-yowza!
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Oops.
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[gasps]
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That's gonna sting.
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[Hercules] Oh, my gosh!
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[groaning]
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[steam hissing]
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Yowza!
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Another perfect call!
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Why, her prophecy saved that baby's life!
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Ooh, ooh, what's next?!
Tell us something we don't know!
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Is it going to rain?
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[woman] Oh, tell us more!
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You believe me! You really believe me!
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Yes! Predict!
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[chanting]
Foresee! Foresee!
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Okay, um...let's see.
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[chanting continues]
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Ready when you are.
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Any time.
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Now would be good.
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I think I'm getting something.
Here it comes.
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No. It's a headache.
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Give me something for the front page!
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Something big!
Don't let your public down.
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I see...
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I see...
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I see Atlantis...
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[crowd] Oooh!
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...underwater.
Atlantis will be underwater.
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There. Atlantis is going to sink.
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Big enough for you?
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Oh, the liquidity!
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Stop the scribes! Stop the scribes!
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We've got ourselves a headline.
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Cassandra,
your eyes didn't get all,
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you know, whatever that vision thing.
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Homer wanted something big.
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But you made it up.
That's -- that's lying!
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It's a slow vision day.
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Besides, nobody really believes
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what they read in The Greekly World News.
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It's all fake.
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You can't just go around making things up.
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Relax. What could happen?
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[young man] "Local girlhas sinking feeling"!
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Read all about it!
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"Sassy Soothsayer sees certain sink!!!"
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Late edition spins out ofcontrol, hits pedestrian!
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Aah!
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Wow!
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Herc was right.
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"vexed vacationers vacate Atlantis."
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"What could happen?"
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[chuckles] I, uh,
I didn't foresee a problem.
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[narrator] But there was a problem,and his name was Croesus --
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the richest man in the worldand the owner of Atlantis City.
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My city is empty
and my check book is emptier
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thanks to that one-woman
profit-sucking machine.
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I predict doom for her.
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I just need to make it look
like natural causes
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which will require
a cooperative God.
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Ahhh!
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Yo, Hades! Beseeching Hades!
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Name's Hades, Lord of the --
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Hey, hey! Croesus! Buddy!
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I didn't know it was you.
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Now, this is a view!
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I gotta get me one of these babies.
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Hmm. Gotta get me a new rug.
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Ouch! Look at your boardwalk.
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I thought the underworld was dead. Ha!
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That's the reason
I beseeched you, Hades, my man.
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Oh! Ooh!
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Ooh! Ooh! Hot! Ooh!
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Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Hot! Ooh!
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Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
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[steam hissing]
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Hades, uh, I need to book a cruise
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on the River Styx for somebody.
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How much is that gonna cost?
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Just gotta pay the boatman.
Badda-boom.
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Well...this person
is not, uh, currently ill.
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[chuckles]
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Whoa! Excuse me. Time out.
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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I am a God, not a hit man.
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My services can't be bought!
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Is that a decimal point?
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No, that's a comma.
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Comma?! That's a --
that's a lot of z--
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that's a lot of zeros.
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That'll -- pbht!
buy a lot of brimstone...
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and two of my best henchmen.
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Pain! Panic!
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You bellowed,
your morally bankruptedness?
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I'm loaning you out, boys.
Make the old man proud.
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Meanwhile, I gotta go make
a killing in the stock market.
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Badda-boom, I'm gone.
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Hi. I'm panic, and this is Pain.
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We'll be your minions today.
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What evils can we inflict for you?
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Vengeance? Torture?
Adult-contemporary music?
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Well, I have a prognosticating
public nuisance on my hands.
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Now, she's on the "Merv Griffin Show"
this afternoon
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at The Celebrity Amphitheater.
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Make sure she's a, uh, no-show.
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And now, Athens' favorite daytime host --
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Merv Griffin!
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[audience cheers]
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Hey! Hi!
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Welcome to the show!
Whoa-ho-ho! Thank you!
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What a crowd!
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Save some of that.
Save it. You're gonna need it.
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Oh, I tell you...
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Pass the eyebrow pencil.
I want to bring out my eyes.
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Oh, that is all wrong!
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You can't go on looking like that!
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You're not a spring. You're a winter.
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Take it from us --
we're professionals.
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What do you think I need?
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Lip gloss, some rouge...
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A blindfold and a gag!
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[muffled shouting]
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Now you look like a girl on the go.
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So let's take the girl and go!
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[muffled yelling]
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[chuckles]
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I see profits in my future.
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All right, Croesus.
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What's your angle?
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I'm in the market
for some Spokescrones
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to assure everyone
Atlantis is not going to sink.
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So, how much do you want?
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We are the fates!
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We cannot be purchased.
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Mama! Where's our mark?
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And now, let's give a big,
warm Athens welcome
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to my special guest,
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Cassan-- ah, ooh. The Fates?
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Hey! Where's Cassandra?
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She was supposed to be
Merv's special guest.
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Well, uh, unexpected, to say the least.
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But welcome, ladies.
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This is certainly, uh, a surprise.
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[chuckles]
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You know I've been trying
to get you on my show for years.
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Well, we've been pretty busy
weaving the future,
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crocheting death and pestilence
into people's lives.
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Hey, I see you brought your handiwork --
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The Tapestry of Fate!
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[gasps] Oooh!
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Paws off, Merv. It's very delicate.
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Damaging a single stitch
could have deadly consequences.
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[man] Give me a break!
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So everything that happens
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is controlled by you three
and your needlepoint?
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I don't buy it.
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[crowd gasps]
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My husband's gone! Cool!
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[laughs]
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It's as if the wretched man
never existed.
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Ohh.
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Oooh! Wasn't that something, folks?
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Hey! Isn't that Atlantis on the tapestry?
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What do you make of all this
sinking business?
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Is old El Niño back again?
265
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Nonsense. We brought the tapestry
to put to rest that nasty rumor.
266
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,125
Atlantis is not going to sink.
267
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:48,125
Oooh! It's not true? Tell us more.
268
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,333
As you can see, Merv,
269
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,834
Atlantis is woven solidly
into the fabric of time.
270
00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:55,875
It's here to stay.
271
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,792
Oooh! Ha! Ha! Is that a relief!
272
00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,709
I'm building a hotel there, you know.
273
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,166
There's no sign of Cassandra anywhere.
274
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,291
[woman] We're a hit, girls.
275
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:07,583
Let's take our show on the road!
276
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,750
[chuckles]
277
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,750
let me be the first to say, "danke shon."
278
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:15,333
You ladies knocked 'em dead!
279
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:18,500
We have a knack for that sort of thing.
280
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,333
Hey! That's Croesus,
the owner of Atlantis.
281
00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:25,041
This is no time for who's who
in the cradle of democracy!
282
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,917
We gotta find my little nuzzle bunny!
283
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,583
Icarus, don't you get it?
284
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,083
Cassandra's prediction
cost him a lot of money,
285
00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:34,040
and now she's disappeared.
286
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,125
See the connection?
287
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,000
[crickets chirp]
288
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,208
[sighs]
289
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,458
We follow him, we find her.
290
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:47,040
Well, lady, your little prediction
cost me a lot of Drachmas.
291
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,125
Now, how much more is it gonna cost me
to shut you up?
292
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,667
Nothing.
293
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,165
Ah, come on, come on, come on!
294
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,333
Everybody has their price. Name it.
295
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:56,458
Nothing. Really.
296
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,583
Look, I made up the whole thing.
297
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,333
Atlantis isn't going to sink.
298
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,667
What?! I bribed a major God
299
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,542
and three cosmic crones for nothing?!
300
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,583
Is it too late
to stop payment on the checks?
301
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,166
One of them was to Hades.
302
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,250
Yowza!
303
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,583
I demand a full confession.
304
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,542
Oh, you want her to talk!
305
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:19,041
Well, that brings up
all sorts of torture possibilities!
306
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,625
But she already confessed.
Uh, seems kind of backwards.
307
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:26,583
These temp jobs have no perks.
308
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,792
How about a public confession?
309
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,792
Yeah, that's it! A public confession!
310
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,750
I'll call a press conference immediately.
311
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:35,834
Thank you for coming.
312
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,458
I've called this press conference
313
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,458
to make a major announcement.
314
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,250
Yes, yes. You, there, in front?
315
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,667
Yes. Is this about
the sinking of Atlantis?
316
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,625
[chuckles]
You know better than that.
317
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:50,250
It's the alleged sinking of Atlantis.
318
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,125
Oh! Ooh! Ahh!
319
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,875
I guess that's my cue.
320
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,875
Now be a good little prophet
321
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,417
and tell the headline-hungry reporter
322
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,667
what you told me.
323
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,583
The truth is that I got carried away
324
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,000
with all the publicity.
325
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,834
It was kind of cool
to be a famous seer and all.
326
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:09,959
Well, sure, You were the all-seeing
eye at the center of the storm.
327
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,667
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Self-realization.
328
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,291
Blah, blah, blah. Would you tell him?!
329
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,792
The truth is that...
330
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,500
that...
331
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,709
Atlantis is going to sink.
332
00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:25,625
That is so incredibly,
333
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:29,208
completely not
what you were supposed to say.
334
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,291
Minions!
335
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,125
She's yours. Him too.
336
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,208
[gasps]
337
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,290
Aaah!
338
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,040
Take him to the lower atrium.
339
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,709
Ah, what's that?
340
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,375
It's a very expensive dungeon.
341
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:42,290
Get a load of this stuff!
342
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,583
Croesus has a lot
bigger budget than Hades.
343
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,125
Look! A portable eviscerater!
344
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,959
I've always wanted to use
one of these!
345
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,625
Aah! Aah! A Fla-Z-Boy recliner!
346
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:54,834
Let's strap her in this, huh?
347
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,000
[muffled shouting]
348
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:59,542
Oh, I can't decide! It's too many toys!
349
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,583
Oh, this is torture!
[giggles]
350
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,000
-There it is.
-[whinnies]
351
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,792
[Hercules] Croesus!
352
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:16,792
As a hero in training,
I insist you release Cassandra!
353
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,792
A hero in training? Whew!
354
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,709
I wonder what this is going to cost me?
355
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:25,333
Who haven't I beseeched and bribed lately?
356
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:28,709
Poseidon!
357
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:37,792
This better be important!
358
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,333
I need your deadliest sea monster.
359
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,333
Maybe I'm not richer than Croesus,
360
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,208
but I am a God!
361
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:47,625
You can't just throw money
at me and get what you want.
362
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:50,667
Whoa! That's a lot of sardines!
363
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:55,417
This is your final
hero-in-training warning!
364
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,208
Hero in training, meet Scylla.
Scylla, hero in training.
365
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,125
Battle amongst yourselves.
366
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:02,792
Aah!
367
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:14,250
I'm not sure how to even begin
to fight that thing.
368
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,750
Oh, don't leap into the fray yet,
my friend.
369
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,417
Perhaps we can reach out to this creature.
370
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,625
I shall try to communicate with it.
371
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,709
[clears throat]
372
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,750
[squawking]
373
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,875
[roars]
374
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,792
Aaaaaaah!
375
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,250
Pegasus, get Icarus to safety.
376
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,458
[gasps] Aaah!
377
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,792
[chomping]
378
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,458
Aaah!
379
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,000
Aaaah!
380
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:07,625
Aaaaaaaaah!
381
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,290
Come closer, Mortals.
382
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,333
Yes...closer.
383
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:18,791
Feast your eyes
upon the tapestry of fate.
384
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,625
[all gasping]
385
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,541
Aaaaaah!
386
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,709
[coughing]
387
00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:25,458
No cuts!
388
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:27,959
The line starts back there, bub.
389
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:30,709
Aaah!
390
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:31,875
Aaah!
391
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,792
[squeals]
392
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,834
Aaaaah!
393
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,792
[screaming]
394
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,709
Uh-oh.
395
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,417
Observe...
396
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,834
how we nip and tuck to torment
397
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,875
the wicked King of Thessaly.
398
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,417
Ohhhh!
399
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,500
[gasps]
400
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,458
Oh, dear. Missed Thessaly.
401
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:10,166
But I nailed Atlantis.
402
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,917
Oooh! I've got to get
Cassandra out!
403
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,041
Back to Fate Mountain, girls?
404
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,250
Show's over.
405
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,250
[all] Aaaah!
406
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,625
[grunts]
I want to use it on them!
407
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:35,792
But I found it!
408
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,458
It's my ab-gutter plus!
409
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,750
Cassandra!
410
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,041
[muffled shouting]
411
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,333
Hercules! Fun's over.
412
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:47,792
We'll take this for later. It's portable.
413
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,417
We've gotta get out of here quick!
Atlantis is sinking!
414
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,417
Who would have guessed?
415
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,834
Yowza! Atlantis! The Lost Continent!
416
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,291
What a headline!
417
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,041
Come on!
418
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,750
Well...
need a lift?
419
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,125
You three get back to Athens.
420
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,667
I've got some major heroism to do.
421
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,959
[snarling]
422
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:12,333
[grunting]
423
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:26,083
[spits]
Atlantis? Sinking?
424
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,458
I gotta do something or I'm all washed up.
425
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,750
Where's my check book?!
426
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,375
Beseeching all Gods!
427
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,500
Hades! Hades, oh, man. What a relief.
428
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,750
Just the God I need.
429
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,291
Hey, I'm not here for you.
I just want my minions back.
430
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,542
Pain! Panic!
431
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,417
Pbht.
432
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,542
But I need your help, man.
I need your help.
433
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,959
I'll pay anything!
434
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,834
Uh, sorry, babe. Your check bounced.
435
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,917
It seems your bank went under.
436
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,375
[bell tolls, alarm sounds]
437
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,583
Aaah!
438
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,834
And from the looks of things,
so will you in about 10 minutes.
439
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,083
Oh, yeah. You're a bad swimmer.
440
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,667
Make that five.
441
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,250
Aaaah!
442
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,417
Aaah!
443
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,333
[screams]
444
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,834
[gasps]
445
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,709
Help us!
446
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,583
We can't swim!
447
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,083
We're trapped!
448
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,125
Don't worry! I'll save you!
449
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,250
[grunts]
450
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,125
Here! Climb out on this!
451
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:37,959
Aaah! The dock is sinking!
452
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,792
We can't get to the boats!
453
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,083
[gurgling]
454
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,667
[gasping]
455
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:06,959
Hey! Wait! Room for one more!
456
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,083
D-do you see Hercules anywhere?
457
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,875
Ah, the kid's a demigod.
He'll make it back.
458
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:17,166
I can't believe
I caused so much trouble!
459
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,041
It's so much better
when you guys cause the trouble,
460
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,792
and I get to sarcastically comment.
461
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,875
♪ For he's a jolly good demigod ♪
462
00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:27,875
♪ For he's a jolly good demigod ♪
463
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:30,208
♪ For he's a jolly good demigod ♪
464
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,333
♪ Who kept us safe and dry ♪
465
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,792
Thank Zeus you're all right.
466
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,583
[chuckles]
Actually, thank Poseidon.
467
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,750
His sea monsters aren't as tough
as they used to be.
468
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,375
Break up the reunion, kids,
I've got to talk business!
469
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,917
Sorry, I'm out of the business.
470
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,625
Not you telling the future.
That's history.
471
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,417
-Huh?
-Kid, you heard the crowd.
472
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,500
Greece loves a hero!
473
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:53,959
What you need is publicity!
474
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,458
I can give you a permanent home
475
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:57,250
on the front page!
476
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,750
Yow-w-w-w-w-za-a-a!
477
00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:04,792
Well, finally, someone with a little
horse sense around here!
478
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,834
How long you been waiting to use that one?
479
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,000
What do you mean?
480
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,500
Pegasus is a horse?
481
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:15,041
Ohhh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Clever me!
482
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,750
I am a funny man.
483
00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,417
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