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♪ Who put the glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one a zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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Okay, so then the crowd will be
all like, "Ah! A monster!
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Somebody save that D.I.D.!"
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That's "Damsel in Distress."
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I whip out my sword,
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strike a few heroic poses, and --
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Oh, sorry, Ajax.
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Anyway, so our float's theme is
the hero's quest,
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and we'll rule the homecoming
parade totally,
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especially when the judges
see me plug up the fake volcano.
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Oh. Oops.
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By the salt of the sea,
you call yourself a serpent?!
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Ha ha! You'll have to do better
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if you want to lock fins with Poseidon,
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God of the Sea!
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[screeching]
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Ugh!
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Uh! Ah! Ugh!
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Dad, can we talk?
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Not right now, Triton.
I'm a little busy.
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Now, hand me that swordfish, will you?
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Come on, Dad. This is important.
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Remember what we talked about?
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Sawfish!
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You said you'd think about it.
Did you? Did you?
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Did you think about it?
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Come on!
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Ahhh!
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What's the point? You never...
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Trident!
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...hear a word I say.
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Ohhh! Barnacles!
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I said my trident, boy!
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Hand me my trident!
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Ha ha! You chicken of the sea!
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Okay. I thought about it,
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but are you sure it's what you
really want?
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Well, yeah.
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Then move your fins and let's go!
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Yes!
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Well, at least you won't have to
mop the decks for a while.
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Whoa!
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Need a hand?
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Uncle Po-po?
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Hi, Hercules. Remember me?
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Your cousin Triton. Remember?
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Triton. Cousin Triton. Ring a bell?
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Uh, yeah, hi.
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Triton, Triton, Triton. T-r-i--
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Right. Got it. Got it. Triton. Yeah.
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Well, a school of fish isn't
good enough for your cousin.
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No. He wants to go to
landlubbers' school with you.
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With me? At Prometheus Academy?
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Pro-ac rules! Sparta drools!
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Go, Eagles!
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I am so ready for this.
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Ugh! Okay. Great.
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Then it's settled. Off you go.
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Make a splash, boy! Make me proud!
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Ha ha!
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So, which is scarier --
the dragon head or the cyclops head?
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I'd have to go with
the hideous monster head
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you're wearing now.
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You kill me!
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I just love that bone-dry
sense of humor!
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No, you got me!
I'm busting a gut here!
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If only that were true.
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Well, I guess I'll just leave
the big decision to Herc.
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Monsters are his department.
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Whoa.
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I just had a vision that washing my hair
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was a complete waste of time.
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Welcome to Prometheus Academy!
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Rrraarr raarra rraraarr!
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Herc-man!
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You're just in time to help
finish our float!
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[grunts]
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Sorry, Icarus. I have to show my
cousin around the campus.
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Triton, this is --
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Cassandra. I know.
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Okay.
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I know everything about my cousin.
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-You do?
-And you're the flew-too-
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close-to-the-sun guy, right?
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That's Icarus, also known as
Herc's best buddy!
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Yeah, well, good for you.
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I'm family.
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Isn't my cousin just the greatest?
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And I'm gonna be just like him...
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except for the scales and the
fins and the gills.
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I breathe with gills. See?
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Gum?
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Cute kid. Seems kind of smart, too.
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And so this is our volcano float
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for tomorrow's homecoming parade.
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Say, this gum is --
what, spearmint?
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No, pickled herring --
my fave.
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That's pretty good.
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Come on, coz, let me introduce you around.
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That's Adonis, Prince of Thrace.
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Wow. What a big head.
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Yeah. Big float, too.
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Ah, what a visage.
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What better way to celebrate the
joy of homecoming
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than with the joy of me?
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've got petunias growing
out of my nose.
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Someone, some help, please.
Let's prune, people.
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This costume is way too tight.
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Could someone give me a hand?
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Right here!
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No problem!
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[grunting]
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Uh-oh.
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M.I.D.!
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-M.I.D.?
-Mermaid in distress!
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Oh. No, no, Triton, wait!
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Look what you've done to her.
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Demons! You demons!
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Oh. Ohhh.
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Let me out! Someone, help!
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[grunts]
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Hercules.
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A mermaid with legs.
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Mm. yeah. I've heard stories
about your type.
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Mmm. Lobster.
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He's eating my float.
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We were just leaving.
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[burps]
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Gum?
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No, Triton.
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Okay. This is our cafetorium --
bad food in large quantities.
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And over here, we have --
Triton?
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Triton! What are you doing?!
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A little trick a dolphin taught me.
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You talk to dolphins?
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Can't shut 'em up.
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Yuuhh. Fish sticks again?
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Fish sticks? Oh, come to mama, baby.
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Yeah, my fave.
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Triton, wait! You still got --
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Whooooaaa!
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Whoooa!
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Bowls on your head.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Tasty, but can't beat a nice steamy bowl
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of mashed codfish and kelp.
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Uh, yeah, I'll take your word for it.
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Ah, fish sticks.
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You know, Iccy, fish is brain food,
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so salad should be enough for you, hmm?
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Adonis just never learns.
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Don't worry.
I'll take care of that jerk.
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Ooh.
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Now that I'm eating healthier,
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I've really got to cut all this
butter out of my diet.
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Adonis, give back that --
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Whooooa!
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Yaaahhh!
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Whoa!
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It's okay, Triton! I've got --
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you.
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[laughter]
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[slurps]
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Mmm. Clam sauce.
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That was the hero thing to do, right?
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I mean, I felt very Herc-ish there.
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That was what you would have done, right?
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Yep. Yeah.
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Pretty much.
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[water splashing]
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Triton! You don't swim in those.
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Then what good are they?
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Look, why don't you just towel off?
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I'll meet you back at the floats.
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Okay.
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And remember, no --
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Cannonball!
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Diving.
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All right and cue the hero.
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Uh. Ow.
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In the event of an actual hero situation,
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you won't do that, right?
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I'm sorry.
I was thinking about my cousin.
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[laughter]
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and how I haven't seen him
for a while!
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[laughter]
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I don't even want to know
how this happened.
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I guess oafish runs in the family.
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Maybe that's what he is --
an oaf fish.
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Oaf fish. [chuckles]
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That's good. Is anybody getting this down?
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Back off, Adonis, okay?
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He's just having a few first-day jitters.
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Other than that, he's the same as anyone.
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The same as anyone in your family.
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[laughter]
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That's it. I can't take it.
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My cousin is a fish out of water!
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[grunting]
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Whew.
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He's an embarrassment, a disaster.
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He's the world's biggest geek!
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He's also right behind you.
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Triton.
[laughs nervously]
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I, uh, I --
[sighs]
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Oh, no.
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Um, uh, excuse me.
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So, what did you do at school today, dear?
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You know, stuff.
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How nice. And what about you, dear?
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How was your day patrolling
the seven seas?
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Ah, Amphitrite, my sweet,
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it's always the same old grind.
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Rampaging giant squids,
delinquent, monstrous eels,
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marauding man-eating sharks.
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But I let them all know who's boss!
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Elbows off the table.
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Yes, angelfish.
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You can't let others bully you
around, son.
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You're talking with your mouth
full again.
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Sorry.
[gulps]
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You've got to show folks
who's in charge,
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who wears the chiton,
who holds the trident!
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[thinking]
The trident.
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Your turn to clear the table.
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Okey-dokey.
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If you want respect, you command it!
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I can pinch an inch.
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Looks like someone needs to do a
few sit-ups.
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Well, it's good for flotation.
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[cash register dings]
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That's it! They'll see!
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I'm not a geek!
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I'm show them all, especially Hercules!
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Hercster, this is no time to sit and mope.
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The parade's in an hour.
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We gotta practice our routine.
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You know, where you rescue Cassandra,
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the damsel in distress,
from me, the vile creature.
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[growls]
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Art imitates life yet again.
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Uh-oh.
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Someone has a bad case of the guilts.
270
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,542
I-I don't know what you're talking about.
271
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:35,959
Okay! You're right! I confess!
272
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,875
I sent you the heart-shaped mosaic
273
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,208
made from toenail clippings!
274
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:42,583
I meant him.
275
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,709
Oh.
276
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:45,709
What was Triton doing standing
there anyway?
277
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,333
He's too quiet. He snuck up on me.
278
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,458
If he wasn't there,
he wouldn't have heard me call him a geek.
279
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,125
Yeah. Where does he get off
280
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,834
listening in while you put your
foot in your mouth?
281
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,625
Yeah! Who does he think he is?!
282
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:02,834
All right. All right.
But can you blame me?
283
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:03,792
Have you ever seen
284
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:07,625
such a bumbling, stumbling,
uncoordinated goof?
285
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,959
Well, let's see.
286
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:13,750
Yes, that would be you on your
first day of school.
287
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,625
In fact, that was you last week.
288
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,291
And next week, too.
289
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,375
Could it be that seeing your
flaws in someone else
290
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,250
pushed you over the edge?
291
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,625
My flaws? What do you mean?
292
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,959
Okay. Good point.
293
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:32,208
I just hope I didn't hurt
Triton's feelings too much.
294
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:35,250
[indistinct conversations]
295
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,000
It's the fish kid!
296
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,500
I mean, after what I said,
it might be hard for him
297
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,625
to get back on his feet --
flippers -- again.
298
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:44,959
You know?
299
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,458
He's never gonna want to show
his face around here.
300
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,250
Then again, he might just bounce back.
301
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,290
All right! Way to go!
302
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,583
-Triton?
-Hello, Coz.
303
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,583
Look, I'm glad you're back,
304
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,959
and I'm sorry about yesterday.
305
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,792
What are you doing
with your dad's trident?
306
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,917
Just showing who's a geek
and who's not.
307
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,583
Well, don't you think that's
kind of dangerous?
308
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,041
Only to your ego.
309
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,458
[screeching]
310
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,667
[indistinct conversations]
311
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,625
Do something else. Yeah, please.
312
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:35,667
-Triton!
-Ah, a volunteer from the audience.
313
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,834
Whooooaaa!
314
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,125
Okay, maybe I deserved that.
315
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,125
No, you deserve this.
316
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,458
Ahhh!
317
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:47,874
Okay, you made your point. Let me down.
318
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,709
Done.
319
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,625
Whoooaaa!
320
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:57,709
Hey, Jerk-ules, looks like your
cousin is okay after all.
321
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,625
You're the only drip around here.
322
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:01,250
Would you please ride on my float?
323
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,875
Mine.
324
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,834
Excuse me, ladies,
but Triton is riding on my float.
325
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,375
Triton, you're asking for trouble.
326
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,000
Oh, what's the matter?
327
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,291
When you don't get to be
Mr. Big Shot, you're not happy?
328
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:16,500
Mr. Big Shot? I'm never Mr. Big Shot...
329
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,000
not even Mr. Small Shot.
330
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,500
I'm usually the outsider,
the one who doesn't fit in,
331
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:24,917
the one who kids poke fun at,
which is why I'm sorry
332
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,709
for calling you the world's biggest geek.
333
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,916
That should be reserved for me.
334
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,166
You got that right.
335
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,250
Waaahhh!
336
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:49,125
How typical of a hero in training.
337
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,375
Still wet behind the ears.
338
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,040
Aah!
339
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,041
[screaming]
340
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,709
[horn blows]
341
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,375
We've gotta do something.
342
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:12,750
Right. You go do, and I'll
protect my fragile D.I.D.
343
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,250
That's damsel in distress.
344
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,750
Something tells me I'd be safer
with the monster.
345
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:21,458
Enough! Leave now or prepare to
fight to the finish!
346
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:26,375
Did I say, "fight to the finish"?
347
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,709
No, no, no.
348
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,959
When I say finish --
349
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,792
Too...many...heads.
350
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,542
Once again, Hercules,
351
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,500
you've proven that
you're no match for me
352
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,000
when it comes to heroics.
353
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:47,125
Oh, serpent, prepare to battle!
354
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:49,125
You're gonna battle the serpent?
355
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,290
Of course not. You are.
356
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,500
You're the one with the trident.
357
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,000
Right. I have the trident.
358
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,165
Right. I had the trident.
359
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,458
Aaaahhhh!
360
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,290
[screaming]
361
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,000
[screaming continues]
362
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:32,208
Well, I guess that's why they
call them floats.
363
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,041
[gasps]
364
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,500
Oh, no.
365
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,792
Look what I've done.
366
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,792
Hey, it's not your fault.
367
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,166
Well, it is, but --
368
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,000
but anyway --
369
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,333
it was my fault first.
370
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,291
Yeah, but when you tried to apologize,
371
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,333
I kept acting like a jerk.
372
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,458
Hercules, could you schedule
your family therapy session
373
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,250
for later? A rescue is required.
374
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,834
H-h-help! I can't swim!
375
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,917
This stupid fin.
376
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,875
Hold on, Helen!
377
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,125
We're on our way!
378
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:25,500
I meant rescue me. Me! Rescue me!
379
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,750
Whoa.
380
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,375
Here. He'll take you to safety.
381
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,250
Thanks.
382
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,625
My cousin talks to dolphins.
How cool is that?
383
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,417
Actually, all they ever really want to do
384
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,250
is talk about themselves.
385
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,625
[growling]
386
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,834
Hey, yo, big guys, try to catch us.
387
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,291
Help! He-e-e-e-lp!
388
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:09,125
Whoa. Eww. You feel so fishy.
389
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,625
We'll lead them away from the school.
390
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:13,125
There's some kelp beds over here.
391
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,792
-How do you know?
-It's my turf.
392
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,625
[growling]
393
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,500
Unfortunately, it's also their turf.
394
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,375
Okay, Herc, let's find out if
you've got your sea legs yet.
395
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:56,083
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
396
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:59,458
Whoa! These guys are kind of slippery.
397
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:06,458
Hey, it's new to you.
398
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,792
It takes some getting used to.
399
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,959
Yeah. I guess that's true
for everybody, huh?
400
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,959
Whoa!
401
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:24,166
-All right!
-Yee-haa!
402
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,250
Giddyup.
403
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,750
Yee-haa!
404
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:35,083
Git along, little dolphin.
405
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,291
Yee-haaa!
406
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,583
Hey, hey!
407
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:40,917
Over here!
408
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,667
I'm over here!
409
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,250
Over here! Here!
410
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,458
Hee hee hee hee.
411
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:51,500
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! We did it!
412
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,750
Uncle Po-Po, Auntie Amphitrite.
413
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,750
Mom! Dad!
414
00:20:55,834 --> 00:21:00,041
Well, just came to pick up my trident!
415
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,875
I've told you not to leave that
thing lying around.
416
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,917
Lying around?! The boy snatched it!
417
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,250
Look, I can explain. It's all my fault.
418
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,625
No, no, no.
419
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:13,291
It's all my fault.
420
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:18,458
Oh, I know whose fault it is,
and there'll be a punishment,
421
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,125
I can tell you that!
422
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:25,041
Now, sug-ums. What your father
means is that part of growing up
423
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,583
is making mistakes.
424
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:30,834
What I mean is...mistakes?
425
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,792
But that's how we learn.
426
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,417
So don't you ever learn...
427
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,125
and in the end, you made us very proud.
428
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,625
Isn't that right?
429
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:45,667
Yeah! Mistakes, how we learn.
430
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,917
Very proud, yeah.
431
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,250
Now, hadn't you better put that
nasty serpent
432
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,000
back where it belongs?
433
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,625
Oh. Right, yeah.
434
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:57,041
I'll banish it! That's what I'll do!
435
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,959
To the deepest depths of the sea,
436
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,917
where those weird little squids
437
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,792
with the glow-in-the-dark eyes live.
438
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,625
Yah! Mateys, are you with me?!
439
00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:09,000
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
440
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,625
-You bet!
-Uh-huh!
441
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:14,208
Yes, sir! And how!
442
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,959
Then move 'em out!
443
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,375
Yee-a-haaa!
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