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♪ Who put the glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one a zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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Ah, what a glorious night!
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Sometimes when I look up at the stars,
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I imagine that one day I'll
become such a great hero,
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they'll name a constellation for me.
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That's kind of dumb, huh, Icarus?
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Icarus?
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Hi-yah!
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Whoever you are, I must warn
you I'm a hero in training.
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Yah!
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Yah!
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Yah!
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[man] [laughs]
Excellent. Super.
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Well done, Hercules.
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Whoa, w-what just happened?
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This was a test.
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I'm pleased to report you passed.
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But those silent attackers --
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they work for me.
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What?! You guys eat fish raw?!
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Come on!
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Why are you testing me?
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To find out if you have
what it takes to be a hero.
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Ha, you're kidding?
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I was born to be a hero, literally.
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That's what I was hoping you'd say.
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Epsilon, Athens Intelligence Agency.
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I never heard of it.
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That's because it's a secret.
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Hercules, we are looking
for a new kind of hero
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for a new kind of mission.
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The future of Athens is at stake.
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Ah, all right!
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Wait till Phil hears about this.
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You must not tell anyone.
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Your mission is secret --
top-secret.
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Well, I don't understand.
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Hero rule number 89 says heroes
are open and forthright.
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Then the Athens Intelligence
Agency doesn't need a hero
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for this mission.
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We need more of an agent.
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Well, I'm a hero, not an agent.
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A secret agent.
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Secret agent? Oh, cool.
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And your target is King Midas,
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the man with the golden touch.
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♪ Beware of the man ♪
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♪ With the golden touch ♪
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♪ He lusted for gold a little too much ♪
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♪ His wish was gratefully granted ♪
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♪ For helping a friend in need ♪
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♪ But fate can be heavy-handed ♪
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♪ And made him the king of greed ♪
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♪ Steer fearfully clear of his ♪
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♪ Fatal clutch ♪
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♪ Beware of the man ♪
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♪ With the golden touch ♪
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So anything this Midas guy
touches turns to gold?
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Precisely.
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Bacchus granted him one wish
and that was it,
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but our information suggests
he's getting carried away.
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Consider this retriever.
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-Golden.
-Quite.
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You can see what this means.
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Well, sure, I mean, uh,
who, uh, who couldn't?
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What does it mean again?
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It means Midas is operating
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without any decent human restraint.
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He can amass enough wealth
to literally buy Athens.
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Oh, right, yeah.
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So, uh, what do you want me to do?
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Midas is King of Phrygia, which
lies across the Aegean Sea.
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Your mission -- go to
Phrygia and stop Midas.
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How?
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Any way you can.
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All of Athens is counting on you.
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Well, I won't let you down, sir.
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Of course, if you're captured,
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we will deny any
knowledge of your action.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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Okay then, forget the last part.
Just get to it.
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Agent Hercules is on the case, sir!
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Sheesh!
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Oh, right. Sorry. Secret, got it.
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[Icarus] Welcome, Agent Hercules,
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to the latest in high-tech spy tech.
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Why am I talking like this?
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I have no idea.
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Check this out. It's Daedalus' latest.
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He calls it...the saw.
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Oh, man, this'll never cut it.
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Icarus, I really don't think
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I need any of your father's inventions.
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Well, that's where you're wrong!
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Oh, man, Daedalus has come up
with some really neato stuff.
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Thanks, but, uh, no.
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Consider if you will this
seemingly ordinary chiton clasp.
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You close the clasp
by turning it 90 degrees.
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However, if you turn it 91 degrees,
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it will unleash a spray
of aged goat milk --
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a stench so vile your
attacker will beg for mercy.
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Yeah, he's sure to raise a stink.
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Come on, don't mock.
No one likes a mocker.
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I'm sorry. I-I got a feeling
that's how secret agents talk.
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Yes, yes. Drone.
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Moving right along.
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Here, one size fits all. Try it.
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Thanks, but, uh --
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Would you just try it?!
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Now, pull back the buckle.
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[beep]
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And I would use this for what?
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Daedalus is an inventor,
not a marketing --
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Aaahh!
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Whoa!
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Now, this is no ordinary
saddle, my covert friend.
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Pull here and you release
a virgin olive oil slick
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that will bring your enemy
to a slippery end.
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Or it also makes
a really tasty salad dressing.
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Okay, uh, thanks, yeah.
I-I've gotta go.
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Remember, don't tell a soul.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mum's the word, buddy.
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If anybody asks, I never heard of you.
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Okay, good luck with the spying!
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[Pegasus neighs]
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Stay close.
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Enjoy, folks.
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Good evening.
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Hold up, there, Junior.
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Admission is by
invitation only, sweetheart.
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R.S.V.P. me, baby.
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Enjoy, folks. Try the scampi.
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Show me the gold, baby.
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Oh, gee, I must have left it
in my other chiton.
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Well, I'm sure you can
overlook it this time, no?
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Sorry, pally. No can do, sweetheart.
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Now beat it. Scram, scaboo.
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The chariot's double-parked.
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It's all right. He's with me.
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Whoa, beg your pardon.
I didn't know, sweetheart.
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Shall we?
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Uh, sure.
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Thank you so much
for the save back there.
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Do you mind if I ask why?
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I know everyone in Phrygia.
They're all boring.
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You, on the other hand, intrigue me.
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Do you play knucklebones?
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Um, a-ha, knucklebones.
Of course, yes.
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Love it. Love the game.
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Uhh!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Something to drink, sir?
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Uh, grape juice, please...
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crushed, not strained.
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Your throw, crusher.
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Ah!
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Ha ha. Ah, clumsy me.
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You haven't told me your
name yet, stranger.
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[gulps, clears throat]
Lees, Hercu Lees.
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And you are?
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Utterly charmed,
but you can call me Marigold.
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Marigold.
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Nice -- aah!
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Mr. Lees?
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Agent Hercules, need I remind you
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that you are here to remedy
the problem of King Midas,
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not to get a date for Saturday night.
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Oh, right, sir. Yeah.
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Well, aren't you the mysterious one?
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I'm interested in King Midas.
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Do you know anything about him?
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Oh, and I thought you were
interested in me.
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I am...absolutely.
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Is it true what they say about Midas --
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that he has the golden touch?
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See for yourself.
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Now that is an entrance fit
for a king! Ha ha ha ha!
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Remember, everyone, all that
glitters is not gold,
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except here --
where, of course, it is.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ooh, I'm feeling a bit parched.
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Drats!
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Mine! Gimme, gimme!
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Hello, Princess.
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Princess?
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Hi, Daddy. This is Mr. Lees.
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Bup, bup, bup, don't touch.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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You going to drink that?
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Knock yourself out.
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Drats!
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Tell me, Mr. Lees, how do you
like our fair land?
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I hear the streets are paved with gold.
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[laughs]
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You have quite a way with words, Mr. Lees.
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Marigold, my dear,
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make sure that our amusing
visitor feels most welcome.
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You heard the King.
Let me give you the grand tour.
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[Epsilon] Precisely according to my plan.
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Always the hiding.
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Would you come out
where I can see you?!
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Sorry, your excellency.
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Do you think Hercules suspects
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that you have betrayed him, Epsilon?
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On the contrary.
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I think Hercules is
precisely the clueless dupe
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we anticipated.
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Well, that is all well and good,
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but your scheme is taking too long!
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Patience, my liege.
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Very soon you will have more gold
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than anyone could possibly want.
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Hmm, don't be so sure, Epsilon.
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I want a lot!
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[cackles]
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Gold, gold, gold. I simply cannot get
enough of this shiny stuff.
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A touch here, a poke there.
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Oh, I'm so hungry.
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Aah!
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Let's try this again.
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Aah!
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Oh!
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I am able to satisfy my incredible greed,
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but I can't eat a lousy apple.
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Well, any fool can have
a delicious apple.
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Only I can have
a golden delicious apple.
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Ah ha ha! Ooh hoo hoo!
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Hoo, let's see.
I need more things to touch.
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He he he! Hoo hoo hoo!
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I hope you are planning
a long visit to Phrygia.
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It depends on how long it takes
me to conclude my business.
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Speaking of which, I, um, uh,
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I'm supposed to meet
someone inside...now.
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See ya!
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Hmm?
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[gasps]
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[footsteps approaching]
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Wow!
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[man] Sparta, Corinth.
264
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Ah, perfect. It took Phrygia's finest
minds, but the device is now complete.
265
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:57,458
Is, uh, something wrong, your highness?
266
00:12:57,542 --> 00:13:01,375
Something is wrong --
horribly wrong!
267
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,709
There, all better.
268
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:11,166
-[glass breaks]
-An intruder! Seize him!
269
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,166
Take him alive.
270
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,208
[guards] Get back here! Stop! Halt!
271
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,208
-Stop!
-Halt!
272
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:24,750
Ha ha!
273
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,625
Don't let him get away!
274
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,667
Huh?
275
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,000
-Get him!
-This way!
276
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,500
Ooh, sorry. Ooh, excuse me!
277
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,208
Mr. Lees?
278
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,040
Can't talk now, Princess! Sorry!
279
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:50,792
Come on.
280
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,500
Don't let him get away!
281
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,083
Thank you, Icarus.
282
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:56,250
Get him!
283
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,542
[gasps] What?
284
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,709
Gotcha, baby!
285
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:13,041
Magic chains, Mr. Lees --
unbreakable.
286
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,667
They cost me a great deal of gold.
287
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:20,417
Fortunately there's a great deal
more where that came from.
288
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:25,041
[cackling]
289
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,041
[all laughing]
290
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,583
[silence]
291
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,208
You amuse me, Mr. Lees,
292
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:35,208
but that won't save you
from a golden overcoat
293
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:38,875
and a one-way trip
to the bottom of Lake Phrygia.
294
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:42,208
Ha ha. I've gotten out of worse.
295
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,583
[laughing]
296
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,333
Sure, kid, sure!
297
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:49,417
I did mention it's a very heavy coat?
298
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,792
What's going on here?
299
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:54,667
Ask your father what he's
really up to, Princess.
300
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,290
I trust my father.
301
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:59,583
My question is, what are
you up to, Hercules?
302
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,959
Okay, the truth is I'm Hercules,
303
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,667
hero in training, Demigod, son of Zeus.
304
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,166
[gasps]
305
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,583
Preposterous!
306
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,000
However, if your story is true,
307
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,959
I suggest you get
someone down here quickly
308
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,667
who can vouch for you.
309
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:19,583
And when I say quickly, I mean fast-like.
310
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,208
Quickly, quickly, Uh...Hermes!
311
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,750
Hermes! I really need your help.
312
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,583
Herc, babe, you beseeched?
313
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,583
Ooh, are those magic chains?
314
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:32,208
Yeah, listen, tell King Midas who I am.
315
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,792
[Midas] That will not be necessary.
316
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:40,625
Hermes, you will please
remove your sandals.
317
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:44,083
You know, I told Bacchus
the whole golden touch thing
318
00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:46,333
was a little too out there.
319
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:49,040
Daddy, this isn't like you.
320
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,834
Mind your own business, Marigold!
321
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,667
And I mean that lovingly, of course.
322
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,083
Hermes, sandals off.
323
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,333
Whoa! Wait!
324
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:09,083
It would be a pity if they flew
away after all that effort.
325
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,417
Epsilon. Thank goodness.
326
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,208
Get us out of these chains, huh?
327
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,166
No, I don't think so.
328
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:18,583
Epsilon works for me.
Ha ha ha!
329
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,000
Allow me to explain.
330
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,000
You see, I approached Agent Hercules
331
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,458
about a secret mission here in Phrygia.
332
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:29,709
But the whole thing was just
a set-up to get Hermes here.
333
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:30,792
Quite.
334
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,625
What are you after, King Midas?
335
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,417
Why, the world, my boy.
336
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:38,333
In case you haven't noticed,
I am not a patient man.
337
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,750
And with Hermes' flying sandals,
zip, zip, zip,
338
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,875
the whole world will be my golden nugget!
339
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,165
Just that easy, just that quick.
340
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,750
Daddy, you're talking crazy!
341
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:51,250
Crazy?! Crazy, you say?!
342
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,709
If making the world my own shiny
plaything is crazy --
343
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:58,625
Okay, I'll admit, it's a bit unorthodox --
344
00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:00,083
We are ready to proceed, your highness.
345
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,875
Don't ever interrupt me
when I'm ranting!
346
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,000
But I --
347
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:08,375
Ah, silence is golden.
348
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:11,250
[cackles]
349
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,375
That is one gone cat.
350
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:21,083
Good guy --
heart of gold...
351
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,500
liver, spleen, and kidneys, too.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
352
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,333
[grunting]
353
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,000
Ohh!
354
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,834
Sorry, King M.
355
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,458
You sure you don't want
something in a roomy gym sandal?
356
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:33,583
How about a strapless wedgie, baby?
357
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:38,250
By the Gods, how can an immortal
have such small feet?
358
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,583
My mother was petite.
359
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:43,667
Where shall we set the machine
for, your highness?
360
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,709
Ha ha. Ow!
361
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,875
That heel of Achilles was
nothing compared to this.
362
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,291
The map setting, your highness?
363
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,041
Target Athens.
364
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:03,125
Oh, I'm going to have so much gold!
365
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,834
People will have no choice but
to look at me and say,
366
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:09,583
"Oh, he has so much gold!"
367
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,000
Open it!
368
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:23,875
You know, he's got the sandals.
What's with the nutty machine?
369
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:27,166
One does not take over the world
without a doomsday device.
370
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,333
It's simply not done.
371
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:32,333
Begin the countdown!
372
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,709
Herc, babe, this might be a good
time to make with the heroics.
373
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:40,959
Yeah, but how?
I can't get out of these chains.
374
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:44,125
Hey, you know what?
I can use this clasp from my chiton
375
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,959
to pick the lock on the chains.
376
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,125
So you brought some secret devices.
377
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,959
Clever, but not nearly clever enough.
378
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,959
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
379
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:58,291
Blast off! Ha ha!
380
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,875
Aaahh!
381
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,959
Now, about that clasp.
382
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,291
Aaahh!
383
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:10,083
Oh, my eyes!
384
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:13,667
That gets your goat, eh, Epsilon?
385
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,750
[Marigold] you were right.
Daddy has to be stopped.
386
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:21,959
Excuse me, has anyone noticed
that Hercules is free?!
387
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,542
[guard] Get him!
388
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,875
[guard #2]
Get after him, baby!
389
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:26,917
Get him!
390
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,709
Oh, no!
391
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,208
We've gotta go after Midas.
392
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,250
Take me. I think
I can talk some sense into him.
393
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,792
She does have that whole daddy's
little girl vibe happening.
394
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,041
Okay. Pegasus!
395
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,041
[Pegasus neighs]
396
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:50,583
[Hercules] We'll come back
for you, Hermes!
397
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,959
Oh! Aah! Oh!
398
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,917
There he is.
399
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:05,041
Fly in a straight line, you cruel shoes!
400
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,959
Down there!
401
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,500
Ooh! Ow! Ee!
402
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,917
[woman] What's all that racket?
403
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,250
Get up and have a look already!
404
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:33,333
Aah!
405
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:38,083
Aah!
406
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:41,667
Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ee! Ah!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ee! Ee!
407
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,625
It's all over, Midas.
408
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,041
Oh, no, it's not.
409
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:59,041
You forget, I have the winged shoes.
410
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,250
All I must do is dust myself off
411
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,500
and then reach out and touch something.
412
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,583
-Daddy, don't do this.
-Shh!
413
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,625
-But --
-Hush!
414
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:09,709
Marigold! Nooo!
415
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,667
Marigold?
416
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,875
Sweetums?
417
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:19,041
Oh, good, sweet Zeus. What have I done?
418
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,375
What have I become?
419
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,083
Help me, Hercules.
420
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,208
How can I undo this?
421
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:28,125
Well, Bacchus granted your wish.
Only he can undo the spell.
422
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,709
Yes. Yes, I'll beg. I'll grovel.
423
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:33,959
I'll offer him his weight in gold.
424
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,458
Uh, maybe you should stick to grovelling.
425
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:38,667
Point well taken.
426
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,083
[Midas] Oh, great Bacchus,
427
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:45,083
I humbly ask you
to remove my golden touch
428
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,709
and make everything as it once was.
429
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,667
[man] Hey. Whoa!
430
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:59,458
Marigold, I've been a king-sized fool.
431
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,500
I only wish I could make it up to you.
432
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,583
Thank you, Hercules.
433
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:04,959
Oh, it was nothing.
434
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:09,625
It's just what we open
and forthright heroes do.
435
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:13,625
What an ending. Pure gold, baby.
436
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:19,083
Agent Hercules will return in"From Sparta With Love."
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