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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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-♪ And the nicest guy ♪-♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero ♪
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♪ Give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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[Cassandra] I don't know
who I pity more.
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You or moth boy over there.
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Oh, man!
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Herc, I did it again!
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Hurry! I don't wanna be late for lunch.
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It's Frog Leg Friday.
[smacking lips]
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I'll meet you guys in the cafeteria.
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I gotta wait for my... girlfriend.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ahh! I just love saying that.
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My girlfriend, my girlfriend,
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my girl-- Anaxerete!
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Hi! Uh...
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Ready for lunch?
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Uh, Hercules, we have to talk.
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Here.
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I have to give this back.
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Wha-- But I conquered
that cyclops for you!
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And I'll never forget it.
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But I can't go on living this lie.
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Oh, I wouldn't lie about
something like that.
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I mean, yeah, sure,
some heroes may exaggerate their exploits.
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Oh, Herc, the last thing
I want to do is hurt you,
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but you deserve the truth.
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Um, and the truth is?
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I wanna break up.
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-[Cassandra] Break up?
-Uh-huh.
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And then-- and then she said
it was really as painful for her
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as it is for me.
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Can you believe that?
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Actually, I foresaw it.
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You knew?
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I wanted to tell you,
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but you looked so happy,
it gave me the creeps.
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I was happy.
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I thought we both were.
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Oh, Herc!
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Hercy, perky, perky, perky, perky poo.
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For a relationship to work,
you gotta read the signs.
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The unspoken clues.
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The teensy, tiny, subtle hints
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that speak volumes. Ah!
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You follow what I'm saying?
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OK. We're going for quick,
evasive maneuvers here.
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I recommend dodging.
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Ducking works, too.
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Hmm.
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[straining]
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Uh, not to pry, but you seem...
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down.
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So Anaxerete gave you the ax, huh?
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Yeah.
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Kid, just 'cause you're a hero in training
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doesn't mean you have to act
like it doesn't hurt.
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Open up. Let it all out.
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Just don't cry or anything.
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Oh, Phil, my heart has been ripped out
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and my world has no meaning.
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Whoa! I had no idea
how serious you two were.
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You must've been an item
for some time now.
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Yeah! Three days!
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Days? Uh, maybe it was for the best.
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Nothing this painful
could ever be for the best.
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I know it hurts, but take it from
someone who knows.
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The best way to get over your
old girlfriend
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is to get yourself a new one.
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Ohh!
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Come on! When you fall off
your winged horse,
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you gotta dust yourself off
and get right back on again.
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But she was my world!
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How can I go on without that quirky smile?
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Those laughing freckles,
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and the way her eyes
kind of sparkled and--
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Get over it, already!
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Puh-lease!
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You know what you need?
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-A towel?
-Adventure!
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Real life or death heroic escapades!
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And I've got just the thing.
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"Hero wanted. Guts a must."
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That's you.
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You got monsters?
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Hercules here is the hero
for you, King Tivius.
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Well... Geryon is no ordinary monster.
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Your Majesty, Herc has fought 'em all.
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Your minotaurs, your sea serpents,
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cyclops, you name it.
Isn't that right, Herc?
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I guess.
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Aw!
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I don't know.
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Oh, Father, hire him.
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He's so cute!
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But, darling, Livinia,
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cute is not a reasonable criteria.
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My daughter is a hopeless romantic.
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Do tell.
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I need brute force.
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Only the strongest hero will be able to--
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Ohh!
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[Phil] Huh, huh?
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Oh, my!
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He's hired.
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Ahh!
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Wah-hoo!
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Out of my way!
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The king was right. He isn't ordinary.
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I'm mad!
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Me, too!
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Me, three!
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Aah!
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There you go. Easy, girl.
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Well, guess it's time
for some real life or death heroics.
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It's the "or death" part
I'm worried about.
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Kid, you could get hurt here.
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Ugh! No monster could hurt me worse
than that breakup did.
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OK. You see, that's what we satyrs
call crazy talk.
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Hey!
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Did you hear me?
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I'm mad!
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Oh, yeah? Well, it's your turn
to listen, Geryon.
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You're done terrorizing this island,
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so I suggest you leave
or you'll have to answer to me.
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You?
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A fight to the finish, Geryon.
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I've got nothin' to lose.
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Except for a couple arms and legs.
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Me, I can spare a few.
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Grrraah!
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Oh... my...
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[Phil] Here, take the club.
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-[smack]
-Aah!
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OK. Just a little off your game.
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Concentrate.
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Take the sword.
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-[blows landing]
-[Hercules screaming]
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Come on, kid, focus!
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Here! Take, uh...
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This!
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[crashing, punching]
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Aah!
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Herc, forget the girl and get him!
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I can't forget Anaxerete,
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and this heroic stuff
isn't helping one bit.
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Aah!
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You are so dead.
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But then, I could give this heroic stuff
another shot.
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[neigh]
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Unh!
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Me, six fists.
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You, one face.
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Do the math.
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Huh? Aah!
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[grunts]
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Huh?
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[Phil grunting]
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[straining]
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Oh! Aah!
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I am fueled by anger!
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I can do this all day.
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[crowd gasps]
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[straining]
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Whoa!
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I hate to tell you this, Geryon,
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but you caught me on a really bad day.
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Accept defeat... like a man...
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And... and...
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and I'll let you... live!
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[gasp]
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Where's my hero? Hercules!
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[gasps]
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[Geryon crying]
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Attaboy, Herc!
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You did it! You scared him off!
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Ah! What a strong, courageous hero!
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[cheering]
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Well... what do you think did it?
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My savage strength,
my... my nerves of steel?
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Oh! I bet it was my "I'm a hero, so don't
mess with me" look.
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That did the trick.
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And that look can't be taught, kid.
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Maybe you're right about
this heroic stuff, Phil.
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I'm feeling better already.
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[King] Well, I hope you feel hungry.
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I'm throwing a royal feast in your honor.
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Oh, say you'll come.
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Please?
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Of course he'll come, princess.
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Come on, Herc.
Out with the old, in with the new.
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Eh? Eh?
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Get out! No!
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You're in high school, too?
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What a coincidence! So is Hercules.
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Wow. Philoctetes was right.
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We do have a lot in common.
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Heh heh. Herc's a little shy
with the ladies.
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He needs someone who's not afraid
to, you know,
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take the initiative.
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He likes you, though, I can tell.
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You gotta read between the...
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ribs.
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Uh, pardon me. Could you please
pass the squid?
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See?
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L-o-v-e.
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You know, I like squid, too.
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[slurp]
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It's, like, magical how similar we are.
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Mm-hmm. Mmrgh.
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Forgive me for taking the initiative,
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but, Hercules, you and I were
made for ea--
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-Aah!
-Oh, no!
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Geryon is rearranging the mountains again.
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Don't worry, Your Highness.
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I'll put that monster in his place.
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Oh, yeah. This one's a keeper.
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I am so...
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Not happy!
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Put the mountain down, Geryon.
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Oh, you again!
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I could take you with five hands tied
behind my backs!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[Hercules and Phil scream]
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[straining]
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Ha ha ha!
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Doesn't look like our triple threat's
gonna run this time.
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Neither am I.
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Face it, Geryon! You can't win!
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I'll take my chances.
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[both grunting]
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Huh? Whoo!
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[panting]
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[Hercules] Had enough?
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Now have you had enough?
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Yes.
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The locket! My love!
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No!
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Kid, watch out!
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[roars]
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Aah!
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[straining]
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Go ahead.
Do what you have to do.
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It doesn't matter anyway.
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My hearts have been ripped out.
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My world has no meaning. Ohh!
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You heard the triple-header, Herc.
272
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,667
Do what you have to do.
273
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,625
So, how long were you two an item?
274
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:55,125
Four days!
275
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,875
Ohh! Whoa!
276
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,959
And I thought I knew heartache.
277
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,333
Oy!
278
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,625
[sobs]
279
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:03,625
The princess and I,
280
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:06,750
we had something so... special.
281
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:11,208
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
You and the... princess?
282
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,750
[sobs]
Yeah. That's why I ran away before, OK?
283
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,583
I saw her standing there.
284
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:20,208
A rose among thorns.
285
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:25,125
I have so much baggage!
286
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,625
So it wasn't my "I'm a hero,
so don't mess with me" look
287
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,208
that scared you off?
288
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,000
No. When I see the princess...
289
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,667
my heads swim.
290
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,625
I can barely breathe. I...
291
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:39,750
I keep thinking about what we had.
292
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,000
It was so beautiful.
293
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,750
[sobbing]
294
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,834
[Lavinia] Ha ha ha!
295
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,625
[sigh]
296
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,375
I know. I know.
297
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:32,000
You're probably gonna say
it was for the best.
298
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,333
No, man. Hey, I've been there.
299
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,040
You have? You have?
300
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,417
Oh, yeah. I know it hurts.
301
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,625
I know, I know.
And just because you're a monster,
302
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:43,667
it doesn't mean that you gotta act
like it doesn't.
303
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:44,959
Open up, man.
304
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,458
Let it out. Let it all out.
305
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:48,959
How could she dump me?
306
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,917
I'm three times the guy...
her last boyfriend was.
307
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,542
I know, I know, man.
308
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,040
Anybody could see that.
309
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,291
Oh, please!
Get over it, already!
310
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:02,875
You are a hero.
311
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,959
You are a monster.
You should be fighting,
312
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,542
not blubbering like a couple
of sob sisters!
313
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,750
Oh, what's the use? Fighting won't...
unbreak my heart.
314
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,875
Yeah, and let's face it.
315
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,542
Trashing the island won't, either.
316
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:17,667
I know.
317
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,583
It's just... I had no one to talk to.
318
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,834
Without an appropriate
outlet for my emotions, I...
319
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,333
resorted to destructive behavior,
320
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,000
Yeah.
321
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,792
Talk to me, man. Talk to me.
322
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,333
[Geryon sobbing]
323
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,250
[Geryon] Aurora, Goddess of the Dawn,
324
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,792
comes through again.
325
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,917
[chuckles] You're right, man.
A bright new day.
326
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,959
It's kind of a promise.
327
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,959
A promise of something better.
328
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:48,165
Yeah. You ready to go to the palace?
329
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,290
What? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
330
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,625
What does tri-tip here need
to go to the palace for?
331
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,875
If Geryon's gonna get on with his life,
332
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,375
he's gotta apologize
to the king and the princess
333
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,041
for demolishing the island.
334
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,250
I need closure.
335
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,041
But the princess and you-- I mean, I--
336
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,041
Phil, let him do this, brother.
337
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,000
-Let him do this.
-OK.
338
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,000
Geryon, admitting you have a problem
339
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,250
is the first step.
340
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,917
I forgive you.
341
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,000
OK.
Hard part.
342
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,875
Do you, princess...
343
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,750
Can you forgive... me?
344
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,750
Of course, you big lug.
345
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,583
No hard feelings.
I'll even invite you to the wedding.
346
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,417
Who's... What? Getting married?
347
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,333
Why, Hercules and I, of course.
348
00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:31,542
What? You!
349
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,250
All that talk about letting go...
350
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,834
when you were holding onto my beloved...
the whole time!
351
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,500
No, no, no! Believe me!
352
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,917
I'm just as surprised
about this are you are!
353
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,290
Oh, Hercules, come on.
354
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:45,709
The fates themselves arranged our meeting.
355
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:49,000
-It was a want ad!
-But Phil said...
356
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:52,958
Ah, one triple-scoop sundae,
and you'll forget all this.
357
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:57,542
I'll forget when Hercules
is a memory!
358
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,583
Geryon, please! You know as well as I do
359
00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,875
that I'm still mending
my own broken heart,
360
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,375
and working through my own
emotional vulnerability.
361
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:13,709
It's way too soon for me to get involved
in-- in-- in a serious relationship.
362
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,625
Oh! So my princess...
363
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,208
is just a fling?
364
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,750
No, no! That's not it!
365
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,541
-Aah!
-Go get him, fiancé!
366
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,625
You can do it!
367
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,333
I am not your fiancé!
368
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,834
Geryon, listen.
369
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,291
You can work through this,
370
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:46,291
but first you gotta beating yourself up.
371
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,333
Oh, I'm done with myself.
372
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,667
It's your turn.
373
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:56,250
OK, unless you channel
this anger in a more constructive manner,
374
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,834
I'm going to have to hurt you-- whoa!
375
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,250
Aah!
376
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,208
Geryon, please!
377
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:09,250
If you have the tiniest bit of love for me
in one of your hearts,
378
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,291
have mercy on Hercules.
379
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,709
All three of my hearts are broken.
380
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,917
So you break his spinal column?
381
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,458
-That helps.
-[Hercules] Whoa!
382
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,834
Ohh... what happened?
383
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,875
You conquered that evil monster,
384
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:32,000
and we're going to live
happily ever after.
385
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,083
I'll go get you some tea.
386
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,917
What... what really happened?
387
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,792
Three card monte wiped the island
with your rear,
388
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,125
and somehow the princess
still wants to marry you.
389
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,875
Oh, no! What am I gonna do?
390
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,458
I can't marry the princess.
391
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:50,959
So you don't want a big wedding?
392
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,792
I don't want any wedding!
393
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:57,458
Oh, I find you a nice girlfriend
to help you get over the last one,
394
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,625
-and this is the thanks I get.
-Girlfriend?
395
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,667
Try fiancé!
396
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,667
Whatever. Hey, I'm no Aphrodite,
397
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,208
but I think you two make a cute couple.
398
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,125
[sighs]
Phil, she's just not my type.
399
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,750
All right, but you better tell her
400
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:13,792
before she's hired a caterer.
401
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,625
Oh, I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
402
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:18,667
You have to tell her!
403
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,667
I know, I know!
404
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:22,750
I just didn't know it'd be this hard.
405
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,625
There you are, my fiancé.
406
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,000
Ahh!
407
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,291
Fiancé.
408
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,834
Fiancé.
409
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Fiancé.
410
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,875
I just love saying that.
411
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,291
Uh, princess... we have to talk.
412
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,083
[Lavinia crying]
413
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:43,875
Princess!
414
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,417
Hey, you--
415
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:52,125
Believe me, this is as painful for me
as it is for you.
416
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,166
Did I just say that?
417
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,000
[whinnies]
418
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,792
[sobbing] You... don't... understand.
419
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,500
Our romance was so wonderful,
420
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:04,959
so unique.
421
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,125
[Lavinia] Ha ha ha!
422
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,709
Uh, princess,
423
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,750
we never did those things.
424
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,458
But we could have!
425
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,208
Ugh! Maybe it's for the best.
426
00:20:56,417 --> 00:21:00,041
Nothing this painful
could ever be for the best!
427
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,750
Princess, that's exactly how Geryon felt
428
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,125
when you broke up with him.
429
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:05,750
[sobs]
430
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:09,792
Really? I had no idea his feelings for me
were so strong.
431
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,542
Are you kidding me?
432
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,500
He is a great guy.
433
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:17,166
Oh, come on! Six arms to hold ya?
434
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,625
He's a monster hugger. That's what he is.
435
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,959
Hmm... maybe I should
give him a second chance.
436
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,792
-Oy. Dames.
-[whinnies]
437
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,792
OK, whatever you do,
438
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,834
don't talk about the big breakup.
439
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:34,667
I think Herc is still hurtin' inside,
poor sap.
440
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:35,792
Hey, guys.
441
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,458
Gadzooks! You look awful!
442
00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:40,667
Man! Breakin' up with Anaxerete,
443
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,667
that must be eatin' you alive.
444
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:44,291
Ooh! The pain!
445
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,709
The acid of love gone sour
446
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:52,000
just tearin' your insides out!
Ohh! Oh, man!
447
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,792
Actually, I'm... I'm OK.
448
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I know Anaxerete didn't wanna hurt me.
449
00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:00,458
She just wanted to break up,
and I'm fine with that.
450
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:01,917
So you're fine with the fact
451
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,667
that she just walked in
holding hands with Ajax?
452
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,500
What?
453
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,875
[giggles] Oh, Ajax.
454
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,542
My heart has just been ripped out!
455
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,500
My world has no meaning!
456
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,125
Ohh!
457
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:23,625
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