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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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Aphrodite, the goddess of love.
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Her beauty and grace were renownedthroughout the ancient world.
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And each year, the Aphrodesia Dancewas held to honor her...
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To honor love...
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To, uh... You know.
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Honey, you OK?
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You don't know much about love,
do you, darling?
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[Bob chuckles awkwardly] Well...
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You just sit back and soak it up, baby.
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♪ They're hanging the last decorations ♪
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♪ The punch bowl is filled to the brim ♪
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♪ The teachers are manningtheir stations ♪
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♪ The band is about to begin ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Everybody's gonna party tonight ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Are you readyfor the time of your life? ♪
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♪ Tonight is the night ♪
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♪ Cupid's in flight ♪
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♪ Aimin' his arrows of love ♪
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♪ It's everyone's chanceto find new romance ♪
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♪ Under the heavens above ♪
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♪ Makin' your movewhile the music is groovin' ♪
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Excuse me. I don't mean to pry.
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Everybody's gonna party tonight ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Are you readyfor the time of your life? ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ It's a party starringthe goddess of love ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Gonna boogie ♪
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♪ At the Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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No, I don't have a date yet.
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Is that a problem?
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Herc, this dance
will forever seal your place
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in the social order of the cosmos!
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That's a little drastic, don't you think?
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For the fool who wants to fit in.
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It'll make or break you.
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Then again, I went stag last year,
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and it didn't seem to hurt my rep.
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[both] Better get a date.
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[grunting, squealing]
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[sighs]
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Whoa!
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Sorry, sonny.
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That's the night I pluck
the hair out of my mole.
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[sighing]
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What's wrong with me?
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Oh, Herc, some people have
animal magnetism, i.e. me,
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and some don't.
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Ipso facto you, buddy.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe girls just don't find me attractive.
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Stations, people.
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We have art to create.
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Oh, snookie bottom,
forgot your lunchie-wunchie.
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Come here.
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Who's that?
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What? Oh, that's Mrs. Pygmalion.
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Mrs. Pygmalion?
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How did old man Pygmalion
land a vision like that?
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Well, the word on the street is
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that he made her out of clay.
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Get out!
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True story.
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He sculpted himself a perfect woman,
invoked Aphrodite, and bamo, baby!
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Love connection!
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[chuckles]
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She...must...be...perfect.
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Clay, the basic elements
of earth and water
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taking form under my masterful hands.
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Plus, it's squishy!
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Finished!
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Oh.
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Oh, hey.
Interesting creative choice there.
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You were going for a Gorgon?
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Uh, well, Aphrodite will get the idea.
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Aphrodite, goddess of love and passion,
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hear my plea!
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-[answer machine beeps]
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[woman]
You have reached the Aphrodite helpline.
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Your beseechment is important to us.Please hold.
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Thank you for holding.
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We realize you have your choice of deitiesand appreciate your patronage.
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♪ Aphrodite ♪
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♪ Aphrodite ♪
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♪ Aphrodite ♪
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♪ The goddess of love ♪
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Greetings, mortal.
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I am Aphrodite,
goddess of-- Oh, hey, wait.
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You're, like, Zeus' son, right?
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Uh [chuckles] yeah.
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Oh, what a relief.
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All day I have been swamped
by goons who can't get dates for my dance.
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So what can I do for you?
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Uh... [chuckles] Could you
bring her to life, please?
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I, uh, need a date for the dance.
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-Wait, you couldn't get a date?
-I tried!
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Fighting monsters is easy.
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Getting a date is [sighs] hard.
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So you want the easy way out?
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[sighs] OK.
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Ew.
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All right, I'm thinking makeover.
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Good.
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Yeah, good, but?
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Hmm, but I--I really like tall girls.
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[exasperated sigh]
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How's that?
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A little taller?
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OK, good.
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Um, curvy?
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A little more curvy?
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OK, that's curvy enough
for you, young man.
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That's it. She's perfect.
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Oh, thank you, Aphrodite.
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[laughs] OK.
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Um, aren't you forgetting something?
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Uh, dance, me, beautiful date.
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[gasps] The corsage!
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Hello! Her personality.
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Oh, I hadn't thought about that.
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Uh, just make her, uh, crazy about me.
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Oh, OK. So beautiful and crazy about you.
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Good. Digging deep, huh?
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OK, here's your dream date.
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Mm-hmm.
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[babbling]
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Ooh! My babies! Oh!
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Hercules, meet Galatea.
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She's everything you've asked for.
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Uh, hi.
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Hi.
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[giggles]
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Oh, yeah. She's a keeper.
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So, what is it
that you dragged me here to see?
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[in singsong] Close your eyes!
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[in singsong] No.
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OK, enough suspense.
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Look! I made 'em in art class!
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Oh, aren't they precious?
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Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
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More weirdness.
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What are they?
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Oh, Cassandra, they're our babies!
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Never mention you, me, and offspring
in the same sentence.
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No, no, no, no, no. Wait.
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There's more, and you do not
want to miss it.
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Curse my morbid sense of curiosity.
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Naturally, Helen and I will be elected
king and queen of the Aphrodesia Dance.
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Who else even stands the slightest chance?
I mean, really.
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[indistinct whispering]
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I'm speaking here.
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Why is no one listening?
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Hello!
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[whispering continues]
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Hey! How's it going?
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Hey, girls. Hey, how you doing? [laughs]
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Who is that?
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Please.
Could she have worn a tighter tunic?
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Hey, guys.
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[babbling, giggling]
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You did the Pygmalion thing, didn't you?
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Not everybody needs to know it.
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Cassandra, I'd like you to meet
my date for the dance, Galatea.
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Cassandra, Icarus' girlfriend.
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That's a geek myth.
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Then whose girlfriend are you?
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Nobody's.
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Are you looking?
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[scoffs] No.
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Good.
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Oh, Hercules, I don't know
where I'd be without you.
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Maybe in a bucket in the art class?
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Adonis, who's that new girl with Hercules?
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[speaking gibberish]
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They make such a cute couple.
I'm going to go introduce myself.
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OK. Get me one, too.
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Um, Hercules.
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I just had to come over
and meet your friend.
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I'm Helen.
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-Galatea.
-Super!
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Galatea, let me tell you,
Hercules is so kind and cute.
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He's a total doll.
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So, you like Hercules?
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Oh, I adore the beans out of him.
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[chuckles] Helen, can you show me
where the powder room is?
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Absotively.
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Hmm. Let me ask you,
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which word best describes
your whole create-a-date scheme,
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stupid or demented?
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So I wished for a beautiful girl
who's crazy about me.
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Crazy about you?
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Excuse me. Have you met Icarus?
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OK, I'll call you Cassandra Junior.
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And you Cassie, and you Cassandy,
and you Cassandyra.
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Well...nah.
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Galatea's perfect.
She's already making friends with Helen.
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Look at Hercules again, [in deep voice]
and I will rip out your vocal cords.
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[gasps] Okey-dokey.
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It was really nice to meet you. Bye-bye.
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[normal voice] I'm back. Miss me?
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You bet. Hey, where's Helen?
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Powder room fixing her face.
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But I'm here.
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And when we're together,
it's like Mount Olympus on Earth.
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[laughs] It is, isn't it?
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"Cast your vote for king and queen
of the Aphrodesia Dance."
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What do I do?
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You write in the couple
who you think should win.
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Oh, vote for us!
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OK.
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Oh, wouldn't it be neat if we won?
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Yeah.
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Hey, there's Icarus and Cassandra.
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[jackhammer pounding]
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So, where's your claymate of the month?
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Right behind me. Be nice, OK?
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All sweetness and light.
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I'm back! Miss me?
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So, Galatea, how do you like our school?
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Love it!
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-What classes are you taking?
-None.
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None? What are you gonna do all day,
obsessively follow Hercules?
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[chuckles] Pretty much.
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Yeah.
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Really, I--I can handle this one
on my own.
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[indistinct conversations]
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Galatea, I appreciate all the attention,
but can we cool it down?
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-Whatever.
-Oh, good.
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Whatever you say.
264
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:10,542
No, see, I know you mean well,
but I think you get carried away.
265
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,333
[clears throat]
Attention! Attention, please!
266
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:15,375
Thank you.
267
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:19,417
The king and queen of the
upcoming Aphrodesia Dance are,
268
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,333
by unanimous vote, Hercules and Galatea!
269
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,291
[all exclaiming]
270
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,625
You didn't do this, did you?
271
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:26,834
You did.
272
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,667
[giggles]
273
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,208
And where is our happy royal couple?
274
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,125
We do have a schedule.
275
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,542
Ah, here they are now.
276
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,208
Oh, gosh, I can't believe we won!
277
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,375
[cheers and applause]
278
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,500
That's uncle Hercules up there.
279
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,917
Yes, it is.
280
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,165
Would you switch seats with me, please?
281
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,667
Oh, wow!
282
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,583
I-I really can't believe we won.
283
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,709
I didn't expect to win, but I just--
284
00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:02,625
I want to thank the boy
who took me in his arms and shaped me.
285
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,667
Hercules.
286
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,208
[cheers and applause]
287
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:11,125
I, uh... This is a great honor,
and I'd love to be the king of the dance--
288
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,792
Yes, yes. Sorry, out of time.
Really must keep it moving.
289
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,583
Wait. I don't deserve this.
290
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,667
Ah, humility. Admirable quality.
291
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,417
It couldn't have been unanimous.
292
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,625
I know that I voted for myself.
293
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:22,709
Yes, yes. I'm sure.
294
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:26,959
If you have a complaint, as you often do,
you may lodge it with the student council.
295
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,041
They're powerless anyway.
296
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:31,166
But the king of the Aphrodesia Dance
is my birthright.
297
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,667
I am a prince.
298
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,625
It's an insult to the gods
to award this honor to jerkules. [gasps]
299
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,792
-[screaming]
-Galatea!
300
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:42,834
won't have you talking to
Hercules like that.
301
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:48,208
Galatea, put Adonis down.
I don't want you to hurt him.
302
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,667
-You don't? Well, OK then.
-[Adonis screaming]
303
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,834
Oh, I would never ever do
anything to displease you.
304
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,917
Uh! Me either.
305
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,417
So, handsome, what should we do now?
306
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,792
Galatea, we've got to talk.
307
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,000
You're a nice girl.
308
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:13,166
Perfect even... in some ways,
but I don't think this is working out.
309
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,667
Is it me? 'Cause I can change.
310
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,834
Would you like me taller, shorter,
311
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,834
something more exotic?
312
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:21,500
[snakes hissing]
313
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,500
No, no, no. That's not the problem.
314
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,291
I want you to be your own person.
315
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,792
OK, then I'll be my own person.
316
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:30,625
You can't
because I didn't make you that way.
317
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,417
Look, what is that?
318
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,542
The sun?
319
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,750
And if I say it's the moon?
320
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,417
Did I say sun? I meant moon.
321
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,709
See what I mean?
322
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,125
I'm sorry, Galatea, but it's over.
323
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,500
But--but it can't be over!
324
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,500
[grunting]
325
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,165
I won't let you go!
326
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,667
Don't you understand? I'm crazy about you!
327
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,875
[horse neighs]
328
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,792
Come with me if you want to live.
329
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,417
[neighs]
330
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,583
Cassandra, how did you know
I'd be in trouble?
331
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,834
Duh. You had a vision, right?
332
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,667
I have extensive experience
with obsessive affection.
333
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,500
[gasps]
334
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,291
Icarus, now!
335
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,250
Attack, my potties! Attack!
336
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:33,125
What? Ow!
337
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,000
Galatea, I hope we can be friends.
338
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,917
You'll find someone else soon, I'm sure.
339
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,709
It's not you, it's me.
340
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:46,750
[muffled screams]
341
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:47,709
[sighing]
342
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,625
I promise it won't hurt as much tomorrow.
343
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,834
I have some growing up to do.
344
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,333
Aah! Ooh!
345
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,417
I'm just not ready for
this sort of commitment.
346
00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,834
[neighs]
347
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:05,458
[sighs] I feel bad about doing that,
but she left me no choice.
348
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,333
[babbling]
349
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,000
I mean, she was dangerous.
350
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,333
[man] Galatea could not be here tonight,
351
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:26,583
due to the revelation
that she's a mutating clay monster,
352
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:30,250
so we've been forced to choose
a new king and queen.
353
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,333
Please welcome Helen and Adonis,
354
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,875
whose father has just made
a sizeable donation to the academy.
355
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,250
[cheers and applause]
356
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:44,291
Um, Adonis, he made it sound
like you bought the election.
357
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,750
And surprisingly affordable it was.
358
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,375
Yes, it's me.
359
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,041
[Icarus] Oh, no.
360
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,667
Did I tell the sitter to read a story?
361
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,750
Because Cassie won't sleep
without a story.
362
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:03,000
Any chance we can leave
Icarus on that island?
363
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,000
I'm sure Galatea could use the company.
364
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,000
[sighs] Don't remind me.
This is all wrong.
365
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,542
I can't just leave Galatea
in the middle of the Aegean.
366
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,583
Uh, that's not an issue anymore.
367
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,250
[all gasping]
368
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,583
[deep voice] I'm back! Miss me?
369
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,500
-Watch it! Duck!
-[all clamoring]
370
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,041
Hercules...
371
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:29,208
You, me, dance now.
372
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:33,041
Sorry, Galatea,
but I'm sitting this one out.
373
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:37,792
Ga-ah!
374
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:41,750
[grunting]
375
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,834
[people screaming]
376
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,458
[grunting]
377
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,208
-Fire!
-Aah!
378
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,208
Please, please! Don't panic!
Get out of my way!
379
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,417
[grunting]
380
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,875
Don't play hard to get.
381
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,834
Oh! [gasps]
382
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,458
Help me!
383
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:48,667
Galatea!
384
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,542
Hurry, man.
385
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,417
The heat from those flames
is gonna bake her like clay,
386
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,500
which I guess she is.
387
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,208
Oh!
388
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,583
[gasps]
389
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,709
[muffled] Herc...
390
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,667
Oh, no.
391
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,125
Galatea.
392
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,166
You...will...be...mine.
393
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,083
♪ Aphrodite ♪
394
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,041
♪ Aphrodite ♪
395
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,000
♪ Aphrodite ♪
396
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,417
♪ The goddess of love ♪
397
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,750
It's one dance after another.
Where am I now? Athens?
398
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:33,834
Oh, what? Oh, I'm a little late,
and you start a riot?
399
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:37,417
I'm sorry,
but this is a busy time of year for me.
400
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,500
Uh-oh. [laughs]
401
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,959
Trouble with the little lady, Hercules?
402
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,834
I was stupid.
403
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,875
And selfish.
404
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,083
-And shallow.
-And sexist.
405
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,542
OK, all true. Thank you.
406
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,583
[sighs]
407
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:59,750
Galatea deserved better.
She deserved to be her own person.
408
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,291
Oh, look at you.
You've had a growing moment.
409
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,834
Wow. All right.
410
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,542
Well, let's make her a person.
411
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:08,917
So, maybe a little free will,
mind of her own.
412
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,959
Galatea, I'm sorry.
413
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,208
May I have this dance?
414
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,750
Oh, Hercules, that'd be wonderful...
415
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,542
If I felt that way about you,
which I don't.
416
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,542
And I'm sorry, but you know what?
It's not you, it's me.
417
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:34,583
I have some growing up to do.
It won't hurt as much tomorrow. I promise.
418
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:38,041
I hope we can still be friends.
Where'd that hunky Ajax go?
419
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,542
[grunting, squealing]
420
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,208
You know, baby, if you ever
wanted me out of your life,
421
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,250
I love you enough
that I would get right out.
422
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,417
Get out.
423
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,792
Like a bat out of the underworld,
color me gone.
424
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,500
Leave. Get out. Go.
425
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:53,291
I mean, if you love something,
you set it free, right?
426
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,625
[sighs]
427
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:56,875
Sorry it worked out like that, kid.
428
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,291
Yeah. I guess you made a better wish, huh?
429
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,875
Nope. The wife's as loony as they come.
430
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:05,500
But look at her. Look at me.
431
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,041
I ain't complaining.
432
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,709
So long, suckers!
433
00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:12,166
[laughs]
434
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,875
All right, not everyone gets the lesson.
435
00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:21,500
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