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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[man reading]
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[Robert Stack] Winter clutchesthe Prometheus Academy
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in its frosty grip.
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But as sure as night turns to day,
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icy winter must give wayto the glory that is spring.
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Spring, the season of love and friendship.
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Throughout the campus,
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students bustle with newfound energy...
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Hey, where is everyone?
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Come on, Bob, didn't you ever
hear of Spring Break?
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[Robert Stack] S-Spring Break?
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I think that's a no.
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Honey, you could use a vacation.
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Why don't you come with us?
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Here, Bobby boy, have a ball.
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[surf-guitar music plays]
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[giggling]
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Oh, sweetie pie, you are a Sun God.
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[sighs] You missed a spot.
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Ow!
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Oops.
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Watch it, Thunder Boy!
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You might be on vacation,
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But some people are still
on the clock down here!
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Hey, Cassandra, why don't you
come hang with the gang?
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No thanks.
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I'm hanging with my gang,
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Aristotle and Plato.
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[radar-like beeping]
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Ah, Cassandra!
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Target acquired!
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Ooh, Icarus, I think
she wants to be alone.
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But, Herc, the conditions here
are perfect.
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The sun, the sea, the sand.
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Forecast calls for 100% chance
of love, baby!
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All right, Icarus, find out for yourself.
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[Man] It is an inarguable truth
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that all human endeavor pointstoward one ultimate goal,
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perfection.
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He-e-e-y, my Cassandy-wandy!
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So much for inarguable truth.
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Ha ha!
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I don't know what that means.
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If you'll excuse me, I'm reading.
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Ooooh! Whatcha got?
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Some of that mindless beach readin'?
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Ooooh!
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"Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics."
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And the critics weigh in,
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"I couldn't put it down!" Proclaims Atlas.
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Ha ha ha!
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See? Atlas, uh...
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Uh, also can't put down the, uh, sky,
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which he, uh, holds on his shoulders.
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I'd like to be left alone. Please?
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And hold this big heavy scroll
all by yourself?
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No. I don't think so. I'll read it to you.
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Go away!
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No, no. Tut-tut. I insist.
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Leave me alone.
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I insist.
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Well, now it's a multivolume set.
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[gasps] That does it!
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Go away and never come back!
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Ha! That's my Sassy Cassie!
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I'm not your sassy Cassie!
I'm not your Cassie Lassie!
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I'm not your anything and anything else
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that stupidly rhymes with the first thing!
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But Cassie, I'm your boyfriend.
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You're not my boyfriend!
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Oh! Uh... Significant other?
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No!
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Right. There are no words
for what we have.
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How 'bout "goodbye"?
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What are you getting at?
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You on that side.
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Me...
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Now let's keep it this way!
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Stay out of my life!
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OK! You big kidder!
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[nervously] ha! Ha!
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Well, I better go back to my room.
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[voice breaking] I, uh,
got some sand in my eye...
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[sniffles] and my nose.
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[crying]
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Hey, you were kind of rough
on him, weren't you?
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He's such a-- A freak!
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Borderline, sure...
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But he's still a good friend.
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Don't forget that.
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Friend.
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Friends. That's us. All right.
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Friends. Buddies. Amigos. Confrères.
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Buddies-- did I say buddies yet?
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Look, Icarus, you don't have to
pretend you're over Cassandra.
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Well, I am. I've forgotten all about her.
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One Sisyphus meatballs
and one Trojan tater tots.
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[crying] Trojan tater tots!
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Tater tots remind me of Cassandra!
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[sobbing]
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Tots remind me of kids,
which remind me of goats,
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who have horns,
and that reminds me of music,
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which reminds me of dance,
which rhymes with trance,
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which leads me to the love-induced trance
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of Cassandra!
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[sobs]
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Um, I'll just bring you a twisty loaf.
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Twisty loaf? Oh, man!
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Icarus, pull yourself together.
It's not the end of the world.
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Yes, it is!
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There isn't a woman alive
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who could take Cassandra's
place in my heart!
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-Not one single...
-[wolf whistles]
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Who?
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[all sighing]
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Hubba!
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-Oh, baby!
-Mama!
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Who is that?
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[Hercules] [breathlessly] Who is that?
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Whoa. Hello.
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Homina-homina-homina!
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Who is that?
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[Helen] Adonis? Hello?
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[all] Who is that?
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[Robert Stack] Who indeed.
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This was none otherthan Circe the enchantress,
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known for her beauty but fearedfor her ruthless quest
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to capture the perfect man.
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Mysterious, dangerous, cunning, evil...
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[breathlessly] gorgeous,lovely, beautiful...
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Uh, Bobby? You OK?
I never seen you like this now.
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Of course, I've never seen you at all.
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Hi, boys. I'm new in town.
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I just drifted in on my big,
floating Island of Love...
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Sounds normal to me.
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...and I'm looking for the best
man around to be my --
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My new boyfriend.
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Anyone interested?
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[nervously] uh, well... [panting]
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I thought so.
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♪ I been so lonely lately ♪
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♪ Feeling down and so low ♪
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♪ Bored stiff with how I'm living ♪
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♪ My love life's moving too slow ♪
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♪ But two strong hands can hold me ♪
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♪ And bring me up to speed ♪
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♪ One good man ♪
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♪ Is all that I need ♪
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♪ So come a little closer ♪
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♪ There's no need to be shy ♪
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[snaps fingers]
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♪ Just show me what you're made of ♪
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♪ You might be my kind of guy ♪
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♪ Someone whose squeeze could please me ♪
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♪ Could apply a little TLC ♪
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♪ One good man ♪
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♪ Is all that I need ♪
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♪ The smoothest, the smartest ♪
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♪ The best, a brooding artist ♪
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♪ The handsomest hero hunk ♪
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♪ The moment I choose ♪
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♪ The rest of you lose ♪
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♪ Now show me a little spunk ♪
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♪ Chump ♪
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♪ My search could endwith ten boyfriends ♪
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♪ But I don't go for greed ♪
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♪ Somebody give me one little good man ♪
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♪ That's all that I need ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Looks like I found my new boyfriend.
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Oh, yes!
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I may already be a winner!
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You picked Ic--
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But I'm so very beautiful.
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Take another look.
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Oh, but I'm so tired
of sculpted, chiseled hunks.
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Icarus is different.
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He's such a... Oh, he's such a freak!
[laughs]
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It's adorable.
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[panting]
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To each her own.
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My Island of Love awaits...
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Sweet stuff.
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Oh, I'm super freaky!
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♪ Ye-ow ♪
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[Helen] Oh, I'm so sorry, Cassandra.
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I can only imagine how tough
it must be to lose a boyfriend.
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He's not my boyfriend!
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If Circe wants him, she can have him.
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Oh, Cassandra, I can't help
but feel that your anger
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is really just a way to mask
your true hurt feelings.
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And I can't help but feel
you're oblivious.
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Adonis was ready to dump you for Circe.
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Very clever, Cassandra,
trying to change the subject.
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But this isn't about me.
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It's about you
and your feelings for Icarus.
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You want to know what I'm feeling?
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Elation. I'm glad he's gone!
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Delighted! Ecstatic!
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Oh. OK. Whatever you say.
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Trust me. Before that boat reaches
her island, Circe will realize
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that Icarus is nothing
but an annoying little freak.
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Ah! You annoying little freak!
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I had no idea boat decks were so slippery!
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But goodness, I don't trip
nearly as often on land.
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The stain will come out.
Oh, sorry about the duck.
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Seize him!
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Oh, that's my little Circe-worsey.
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Hmm. No, that's no good.
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Oh, how about Circe-bursey? Circe-mercy!
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Just stop me when you hear
a pet name you like.
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Try "curse me."
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Huh. Circe-curse-me.
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You got it, baby.
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OK! That's a good one!
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Circe-curse-me. Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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I should've seen that one coming.
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A platypus?
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Aah!
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I had to try a different kind of guy.
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Ugh. What a mistake.
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Oh, but I was super freaky!
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♪ Ye-ow ♪
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Like it was a good thing!
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Yeah.
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[laughs] welcome to Suckersville, pal!
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[laughs] Get a load of this guy.
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[laughs]
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What a loser!
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Oh, don't listen to the hyena.
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We're all in the same boat.
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Circe does this to all her ex-boyfriends.
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[laughs] Oh, yeah.
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She's crazy about you
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till it turns out you're not
some kind of superman.
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Then she gets ticked off and zappo--
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You're in the zoo.
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So tell me, how long did you last?
264
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,500
Four, five weeks?
265
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,250
Uh, well, actually, it was, uh...
266
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,875
more like, uh, five... minutes.
267
00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:26,041
Five minutes? [laughs]
268
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,208
That's a new world record! [laughs]
269
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,083
Five minutes! Whoo-hoo!
270
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,542
Laugh it up!
271
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,959
[voice breaking]
They were the best five minutes
272
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,375
of my life.
273
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,208
Icarus, better than me? Ha!
274
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,333
Maybe when the Underworld
goes up in smoke and fire.
275
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,083
Adonis, the Underworld is--
276
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:46,834
Come off your winged high horse, Hercules.
You're as disappointed as I am.
277
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:49,250
No, no, no. I-I'm happy for Icarus.
278
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,792
He deserves to win for once.
279
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,333
[slurping]
280
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,959
[thinking] So what if I'm1,000 times stronger than him?
281
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,750
I'm 2,000 times better-looking.
282
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:59,583
[thinking] Maybe she didn'tget a good enough look at me.
283
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,792
Why, the poor girl. I'm going to--
284
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,083
I-I'm going with you.
285
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,333
Ha! I knew you were as shallow as me.
286
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,083
No, I-I'm not.
287
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,709
I'm, I'm worried about my friend Icarus.
288
00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:11,917
He might get his feelings hurt out there.
289
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,750
Whatever you want to tell yourself.
290
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,291
No, really.
291
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,333
I am. I'm concerned about him, really.
292
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:21,333
I'm very, very... concerned
about his welfare.
293
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,625
Mmm. That's why you came?
294
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:26,875
I was hoping a chiseled hunk
of a man like you
295
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,125
wanted to see me.
296
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:32,000
[laughs nervously] See, see you?
297
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,500
Well, uh... yeah. I mean, of course.
298
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:37,000
I mean, as long as I'm here, n-no sense--
299
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,040
Don't listen to this Doric.
300
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,750
Maybe you didn't see me from my good side.
301
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:43,709
Behold.
302
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,125
How do you like me now?
303
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:46,709
Mmm. Not bad.
304
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,375
Not bad at all.
305
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:51,125
And as an added bonus, I'm a prince!
306
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:52,208
Oh, really?
307
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,917
I like princes.
308
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,375
Well, I'm a demigod.
309
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,500
Oh.
310
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,583
I'm the son of Zeus,
and I'm destined to be
311
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,875
the greatest hero
the world has ever known.
312
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:06,291
Mmm. Impressive.
But I thought you came for your friend.
313
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,583
Who?
314
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,750
Oh! Uh, right. Yeah. Of course.
315
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:12,625
Yeah, I did, b-but I thought
maybe if it didn't work out
316
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:13,792
between you two...
317
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,208
[chuckles] It didn't.
318
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,917
So go on, dazzle me with your brilliance.
319
00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:23,166
Well, first of all, look at this tan.
320
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,041
Have you ever seen a sight so beautiful?
321
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,667
Yes, as a matter of fact,
on Mount Olympus.
322
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,333
That's my home, you know.
323
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,834
Or it will be when I achieve
my fullest potential.
324
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,625
Yes, of course, and you'll live there
325
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,165
with all your cute little elf
and pixie friends, Right, Hercules?
326
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,625
How fun! He's crazy!
327
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:43,625
Ugh.
328
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,500
Ah, I can finally read in peace.
329
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,792
I may actually have to smile.
330
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,875
[man] Chapter eight, friendship.
331
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,417
of all things on Earth,
332
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,333
friendship is indispensable to life.
333
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,165
There is nothing without it.
334
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,165
[Icarus] And everything with it!
335
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,166
You can say that again, sister!
336
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,834
[man] For we praise thosewho love their friends.
337
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,417
[Icarus purring]
338
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,625
love, baby.
339
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,917
OK, it's no big deal.
340
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,375
Icarus is gone, and you have
nothing to feel guilty about.
341
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,083
Read your scroll.
342
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,291
[man] For we define a friendas one who wishes
343
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,166
and does what is goodfor the sake of a friend.
344
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,333
Hey,good-lookin'!
345
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:31,458
Aah!
346
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:38,125
Hey, where are you going?
Can I get you anything?
347
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,750
And then I came to the most
terrible realization of my life.
348
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,208
I actually missed him--
349
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,875
Missed his freakishness.
350
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,290
I-I don't get it.
351
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:51,165
You said he got annoying
after five minutes.
352
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,959
I'm not saying it's healthy.
353
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,709
I'm just saying I miss the guy.
354
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,083
Beware...
355
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,625
I see danger on the horizon--
356
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,083
Danger and evil sorcery.
357
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:05,083
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
358
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,375
Let's talk about happy things.
359
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:10,333
Ooh, what do you think about
the new spring caftan designs?
360
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,959
Helen, Icarus, Adonis,
and Hercules are in big trouble.
361
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,625
We have to rescue them.
362
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,583
Ooh, an outing!
363
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,000
Nifty!
364
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:23,375
Yes, he can roll his tongue,
but I can wiggle my ears.
365
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,375
Surely that makes me your new boyfriend.
366
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,166
I can flare my nostrils to music!
367
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,333
Ugh.
368
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,375
OK, this is getting really old.
369
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,625
Let's just say you're both winners.
[chuckles]
370
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:34,625
Both winners?
371
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:37,165
Shh. I think I hear them over this way.
372
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,417
[Adonis] Is this
some sort of time-share deal?
373
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,792
I'll have to see the breakdown on that.
374
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,625
I get her Monday through Wednesday.
375
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:44,083
Mental note--
376
00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:47,583
No more Prometheus Academy students.
377
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,208
Hey! What's happening to us?
378
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,959
W-what am I?
379
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,125
A lemur.
380
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:57,709
A what? What's that?
381
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:01,375
Oh, just another addition to my
collection of dumb animals.
382
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,417
Collection?
383
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,458
You evil enchantress!
384
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:07,208
Look what you've done
to my beautiful body!
385
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:10,333
Ah, though I do have
lovely plumage, don't you think?
386
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:14,208
Hey, watch the feathers,
you porcine brute!
387
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,290
These have to last me a lifetime!
388
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,583
Oh, come on! This is all a huge mistake!
389
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,458
I was only here to check up on my friend!
390
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,500
Herc! Adonis! Yoo-hoo!
391
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,875
Hey! This is just like a class reunion,
392
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:34,875
Only, you know, we're animals.
393
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,375
This is terrible.
394
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,542
Yeah, but Adonis does have lovely plumage.
395
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,875
You go bust the boys out of their cage.
396
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:47,125
I'm going after Circe.
397
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,500
So... [chuckles]
398
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:54,208
I hear you only lasted five minutes.
Loser!
399
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,000
Back off, pretty boy!
400
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,917
I have poisonous spurs, and I
am not afraid to lose them!
401
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,917
Now, you'll excuse me.
I have some eggs to bury.
402
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,583
Well, at least I'm the property
403
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,500
of the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen.
404
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,166
Is that so?
405
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,792
Helen, darling! Peachy one!
406
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:17,458
I put on my best makeup to rescue you,
and this is the thanks I get?
407
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,500
But, cuddle cub, you didn't let me finish.
408
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,625
I was going to say, "property
of the most gorgeous woman
409
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:25,125
I've ever seen-- next to Helen."
410
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,375
Good recovery, no?
411
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:30,208
Cassandra was right!
I am through being your doormat!
412
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,375
Hey, what's going on? What's going on?
413
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,083
We're all doomed.
414
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:39,583
Whoa! Hey, Herc, look!
You still have your demigod strength!
415
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,542
Hey, make that demi-lemur strength.
416
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,583
What are you doing here?
417
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,583
[groaning]
418
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,417
Helen, get down!
419
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,959
Aah!
420
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,709
Oh, way to go, buddy!
421
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,583
I don't care what species you are.
422
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,834
You are the bee's knees, baby!
423
00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,125
Thanks, Icarus.
424
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,750
Now let's get out of here.
425
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:01,959
Hey!
426
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,333
Ya-a-a-a-hoo!
427
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,917
I know the way to freedom. Follow me.
428
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,709
The throne room, Adonis?
429
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:22,333
Sorry. I am a prince.
It's like a homing instinct.
430
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,667
Well, I liked having a menagerie,
431
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:28,291
but I suppose a girl can always
use a fur coat or two.
432
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,458
Aaah!
433
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,208
Haven't you heard, Circe?
434
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,583
Fur is dead.
435
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:36,959
Ugh!
436
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,542
Does anybody here have an opposable thumb?
437
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,709
Ohh! Give it!
438
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,458
Not a chance!
439
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:51,875
[grunting]
440
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:55,208
You're risking your life
to save these jerks?
441
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,041
Yeah, I know.
442
00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,834
Cassie, lassie, you came to rescue me!
443
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,542
Oh, what a great girlfriend!
444
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,458
He's your boyfriend?
445
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:09,000
For the last time, he's not my boyfriend!
446
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,750
Ooh!
447
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,875
Aah!
448
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,041
Whoa. Heard that.
449
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:18,291
But he is my friend-- my good friend.
450
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,792
OK! Close enough for me.
451
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,750
I'm your friend, and I'm a boy--
452
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,709
At least I think I still am.
453
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:41,208
Ah, yeah! Thank you!
454
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:45,625
Oh! I am back,
and I am better than ever, baby!
455
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:48,458
You know, I kind of miss the tail.
456
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,417
Uh-oh. It's not working.
457
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,333
We're just talking pigs, ma'am.
458
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:58,417
Uh, you mind if we go root
around in the mud?
459
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,000
Knock yourselves out.
460
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:03,417
Here's your magic thing back.
461
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:06,208
Wait, one last thing. Ugh!
462
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,709
Oh, great.
463
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,583
How do I break up with a guy now?
464
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,875
I know of at least 50 ways that
don't require a veterinarian.
465
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,709
Look, nobody's perfect, Circe.
466
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:20,333
The house of love is built on
a foundation of compromise.
467
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:21,875
Hello. Is it safe?
468
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,542
Then again, why settle?
469
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,959
What? What could it be?
What's everyone looking at?
470
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:29,583
Is my plumage askew? Oh, it is.
471
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,917
All right, all right.
472
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,375
Maybe I was a little too harsh, OK?
473
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,750
But there is a way to change him back.
474
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,333
First--
475
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:40,125
Why don't you just whisper it to me?
476
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:43,208
[Robert Stack] So the memorablespring break concludes.
477
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,125
The students set off for home,
478
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,458
forever changed by the experience.
479
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:50,417
Cassandra, I'm turning over a new leaf--
480
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,834
No more obnoxious behavior
from old Icarus.
481
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,333
No, sirree, Bob.
482
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:56,792
No more pestering, not from this fellow.
483
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,542
I've learned my lesson.
I'll never look at another girl again.
484
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:02,333
Well, that's a start.
485
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,417
Yes, and I think a good one.
486
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,000
Hey, want to watch where you
stick those feathers?
487
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,792
Oh, you're just loving this, aren't you?
488
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:14,333
Ha ha ha. I've had worse times.
489
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,458
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