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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Bob reading]
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[Bob] Ancient Greecewas a time of great heroes
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and great literature.
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The two came together in the epic poem,
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a vivid narration of heroic exploits.
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Isn't somebody goingto offer a snide comment?
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No sassy interjections?
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Not this time, Bob.
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We're hanging on every word.
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You're good to go, baby.
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[Bob] Back at you, girls.
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The sages say, "Write what you know."
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So who better to composean epic poem than a hero,
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or at least a hero-in-training?
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[lady] Class? Class?
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We have just enough time left
for your epic poetry assignment.
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-[sighs]
-You seem annoyingly confident.
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Cassandra, I've been working
on this poem for months.
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It's chock-full of heroic stuff.
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We're talking easy alpha.
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Very well, Mr. Hercules.
We begin with you.
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Here you go, Miss Cassiopeia.
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Hercules?
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Where are you going?
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Uh, back to my seat.
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Oh, dear boy, you didn't think
this was a written assignment, did you?
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[laughing]
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Of course not. I...
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Oh, come on.
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Poetry is meant to be recited.
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The beach in Crete
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wilt mainly in the heat.
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Icarus is correct.
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The class is your audience, poet Hercules.
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Regale us with your stirring saga.
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[groans]
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Uh... ahem.
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[voice cracking] "A Poem."
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Ahem.
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"A-a poem...
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by Hercules."
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[gulps]
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Oh, what's with him?
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Extremely dramatic pause
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or utter terror of public speaking.
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I, uh-- ahem-- w-w-would like to--
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C-c-could I get some water?
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-Terror.
-Terror.
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That's all for today, class.
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We'll resume tomorrow with Hercules.
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You can breathe now, ace.
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Hit it, kid! Go, go!
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Oh, I'm doomed, Phil.
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It's all over.
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Uhh!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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[grunting]
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Aah!
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I'm sorry, Phil. I'm just nervous.
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I've got to talk in front of everybody.
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All right, listen, kid,
can you talk to one person?
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Well, sure.
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A group is a bunch of one
persons together, multiplied.
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Let me tell you about
when Jason was an Argonaut.
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The guy wouldn't step foot off dry land.
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Jason was afraid of water?
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Yeah. Everybody's afraid of something.
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It's how you handle it
that makes you a hero.
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How did he get past it?
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I told him the ocean is nothing more
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than a bunch of glasses
of water together, multiplied.
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Oh. Huh. Well, thanks, Phil.
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I feel better.
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Of course, I also told him,
"learn to swim."
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It's rematch time, brother.
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The dread Orthos versus the dead Hercules.
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All right! Whoo-hoo!
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Hercules!
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Uh, who's Hercules?
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Hercules, the kid who broke up
our aristocrat buffet.
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Hercules, the cur who cleaned our clock!
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Hercules, the mutt who
made us the laughingstock
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of the entire monster community!
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Oh, that Hercules.
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Yes, that Hercules,
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And now we are going to
meet, beat, and eat him
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in front of a large audience.
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Can we eat the audience, too?
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Focus.
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We will thus regain our reputation
as a fearsome monster.
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Then can we eat him?
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Since our defeat,
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I have watched Hercules like a hawk.
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I've steeped myself in his logic.
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I know his every move.
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His day begins at school for classes,
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a light lunch, more classes,
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then home for hero training.
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Sheesh, kids these days are so programmed.
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Today after poetry class,
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I saw Hercules sweat,
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and Hercules never sweats.
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So what does that tell us?
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It's not the heat, it's the humidity?
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No, Hercules is nervous,
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and when Hercules gets nervous,
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he gets hungry.
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Yeah, I can relate.
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And where does a hungry teen on a budget
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go in Athens?
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OK, think small.
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a group is just
a bunch of glasses of water.
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[Icarus] Hey, Herc!
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Huh?
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You know, me and Cassandra
are going to the Agora.
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I lost a bet.
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You want to come?
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I'll pay you.
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Uh, no, not tonight.
I've got to practice reading my poem.
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Public speaking makes me
kind of... nervous.
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You hid it very well,
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other than the flash flood of flop sweat.
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Herc, buddy, try my approach
to public speaking.
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Let your mind go blank.
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That's your approach to everything.
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Ha ho! Yeah!
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Your wit inspires me, my muse.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I feel a poem coming on.
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Fight the urge.
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I'm getting out before he chews.
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Oh, honey, the Agora! Wai-by!
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Wai-by up for me-by!
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Hello. I couldn't help overhearing.
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You know what you need?
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Uh, privacy?
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Fish. Fish is brain food--
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makes you think fast
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and speak clearly like me.
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I'm getting you a Poseidon pita.
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[gasps]
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My poem!
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Where did it go?
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One Poseidon pita, extra eel.
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-Have you seen my poem?
-Hey! Hands off the merchandise.
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Oh, where could it be?
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Hey. I got to find that poem.
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I don't see it.
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Hey! Wait! Come back with my poem!
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Get me down closer.
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[whinnies]
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[grunting]
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Pegasus, what happened?
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Oh, it's not funny.
I was trying to get... my tablet!
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Where did the garbage cart go?
Did you see? Do you?
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Aah! Come on, what are we waiting for?
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[whinnies]
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OK, let's try this again.
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Ease me down closer.
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Whoa!
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That is not what I call easing.
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All right, are you sure
this is the right cart?
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What?
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Huh?
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What is it, Pegasus?
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What? I'm looking for--
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Yeah, well, uh,
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I know this must look
a little odd and all, but--
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Hey, Herc!
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You decided to come after all.
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Some people will do
anything to avoid walking.
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Guess you figured out where
the real bargains are, eh?
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No, I lost my tablet at Speedy Pita.
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I've got to find it
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so I can practice reading my poem.
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Hey, kid, out of my cart.
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You want to read,
go to the library or something.
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No, no, no, you don't understand.
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I've got this tiny problem
with public speaking.
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Try positive visualization.
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Pardon me?
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Imagine yourself doing it right.
When it comes time
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for the real thing,
you'll know what to do.
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Oh, and Speedy Pita's
not even on my route.
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That cart's on its way to the dump,
probably there by now.
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-Thanks, sir.
-Yeah, yeah, don't mention it.
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Pegasus, to the dump!
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And what do you think you're doing?
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Bargain hunting!
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For the last time, where is Hercules?
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Can't you get it through your thick heads?
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I don't know any Hercules!
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Now that that's settled,
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I'll have the super Souvlakia
with a side of--
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You'll get nothing and like it!
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Maybe this will refresh your memory.
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Oh, you mean dumpster boy?
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So, now he's masquerading
as "dumpster boy."
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Fiendishly clever,
but I am cleverer still.
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Let me tell you something.
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He ran after that garbage cart so fast,
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he didn't even leave a tip.
I'm leaving this joint.
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Aha. My deductive left-brain reasoning
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tells me that garbage cart
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can only be headed to one location.
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The game is afoot.
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Uhh. It's got to be here.
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[whinnies]
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I'm looking as fast as I can.
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Oh!
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[grunting]
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There it is!
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Uhh.
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Nice timing.
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Now let's go get that poem.
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Orthos, party of two.
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Ready for dinner.
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Steady, boy. Almost got it.
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-Shall we?
-After you.
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Dumpster boy, ho!
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Mine, mine!
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Mine!
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Did we get him?
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Mine, all mine!
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Great.
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You took my poem!
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Mine! My poem.
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No, my poem. I wrote it.
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Mine. I wrote it.
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Mine, mine, mine.
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Whoa! Hey!
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Whoa! Watch it!
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Home. No place like it.
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Shh.
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Ha!
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[growling]
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Good poem. Big hero.
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She likes it.
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Glad I wrote it.
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Hey! Whoa!
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Hephaestus, babe, listen, hate to nudge,
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but Zeus has this smithing thing at 7:00,
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and he is utterly without
thunderbolts. You dig?
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00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,040
Poor planning on his part
271
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,875
does not constitute an emergency on mine.
272
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:01,792
I'll be sure to pass that
along to the big guy.
273
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:05,208
I can't make it
any faster than I can make it.
274
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,083
[gulps] Uh-oh.
275
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,917
Oh!
276
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,083
Uh, good evening.
277
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,458
I believe you have something of mine.
278
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,417
My poem. My house. Get lost.
279
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,125
Uh, that stuff belongs to you.
280
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,291
Yeah. Oh, aha.
281
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,166
Aha.
282
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,500
The poem belongs to me.
283
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,583
Mine!
284
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:35,875
Listen, I really need
to practice that poem.
285
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,040
You see, the truth is...
286
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,375
I have a bit of a problem
with public speaking.
287
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:41,040
Loser. Get over it.
288
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,959
Would you just give it to me already?
289
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,290
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
290
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,208
-Fabulous. I'm gone.
-Be careful. It's still hot.
291
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,250
Yah!
292
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,750
OK, let's take it from the top.
293
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,375
Ooh, look. Shiny.
294
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,000
Oh, ahh.
295
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,959
Ohh.
296
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,834
-Mine, give me!
-You want it? Go get it!
297
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,917
No!
298
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,834
Not my night.
299
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:26,625
Our reckoning is at hand, Hercules!
300
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:30,041
He's gone again?
301
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,125
My scrunchy!
302
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,208
My scrunchy! Ha ha! Oh!
303
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,250
[crowd laughing and talking]
304
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:48,500
Wait here.
305
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:53,792
Whoa, whoa.
Hold up. What, your chariot on fire?
306
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:56,125
The man who just went in has my poem.
307
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,750
Regular or epic?
308
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:58,667
Epic.
309
00:14:58,750 --> 00:14:59,834
Bummer, baby.
310
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,625
Enjoy, ladies.
311
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,000
How old are you, poet?
312
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,333
[deep voice] Old enough.
313
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,667
Nice try, Tyke.
314
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,667
Oh, please. I have to recite that poem
in front of my class,
315
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,583
and if I don't practice,
316
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,208
I'll never get over
my fear of public speaking.
317
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,667
Come on, baby, just picture the audience
in their undergarments.
318
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,000
Excuse me?
319
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,959
It humanizes them, man.
320
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,625
Come on. Makes them less imposing.
321
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,208
Oh, great. So, uh, you'll let me in?
322
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,792
No way, baby. Beat it. Hike. Scamoo.
323
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,290
[groans]
324
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,458
There has to be another way in this place.
325
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,792
[shouting]
326
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,959
[glass shattering]
327
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:55,290
Hey, kid, what's the matter,
You never heard of "excuse me"?
328
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,834
Oh, I'm sorry. Please excuse me.
I'm just in a bit of a hurry.
329
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,375
Oh, that's OK. Come on. Sit down.
330
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:04,625
That's very kind,
but I'm... sitting down again.
331
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,750
Arm wrestle?
332
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,250
No, thank you, really.
333
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,083
I'm just going to grab my tablet.
334
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,917
Ready... go!
335
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:14,834
Aah!
336
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,709
Thanks a lot. It's been fun.
337
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:19,458
Hey, wait. Hold it. I wasn't ready!
338
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,583
[grunting]
339
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:37,458
[grunting]
340
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:40,250
Well, thanks so much.
We'll do it again sometime.
341
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,750
Got you.
342
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:45,542
Well, well, we meet again.
343
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:47,917
City state trooper Chipecles.
344
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,875
Oh, this is not what it looks like.
345
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,040
I-I just came here to get my poem.
346
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,667
I really need to practice reading it.
347
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,750
Zip it. Try reading that.
348
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:59,959
"No one under XVIII admitted."
349
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,250
Underage and a thief.
350
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,250
Oh, no, no, no, no.
351
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:07,416
See, you don't understand.
I can explain everything.
352
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,625
Explain it to the judge, junior.
353
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,500
I'm taking you in.
354
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,791
You just missed him.
355
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,875
The kid got busted, pinched, caged.
356
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,375
Sorry, twins.
357
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,375
Let's just forget it.
358
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,040
The key to obsessive behavior, brother,
359
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,416
is follow-through.
360
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,040
Which way to the jail?
361
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,792
Uh, there, baby.
362
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:42,000
So this whole silly
misunderstanding, really,
363
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:46,041
was caused by a fear of public speaking.
364
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,667
Can you believe it?
365
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,709
You want the key to public speaking?
366
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,792
A strong topic sentence.
367
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,875
That way, even if the rest
of your speech tanks,
368
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:57,625
people will have
one good thing to remember.
369
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,041
That's not very comforting.
370
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,834
Then try this. You don't have to
worry about your presentation,
371
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,458
'cause you're going to be
locked up ad infinitum,
372
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,250
and that goes for your pony pal, too.
373
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:16,125
Oh, father, I don't often ask for help--
374
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,250
Surprise! Surprise!
375
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,458
Orthos?
376
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,125
Correct, Hercules. We meet again.
377
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,542
That roof is the property
of the Athens P.D., monster.
378
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,333
Send us a bill, flatfoot.
We're here for Hercules.
379
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,750
Ah, in cahoots
with a two-headed cyclops, huh?
380
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,333
That figures.
381
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:36,959
No, it's not like that.
Tell him it's not like that!
382
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,500
-I don't think so.
-No!
383
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,250
What do you want?
384
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,667
Don't play coy, hero.
385
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,291
We've come to avenge
our humiliating defeat at your hands.
386
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:53,166
Let's just eat him
and get on with our lives, OK?
387
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,000
Oh, we'll eat him, all right.
388
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,959
-Thank you.
-We'll eat him in front of people,
389
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,458
lots of people.
390
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:04,583
We need a bigger playing field.
391
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,208
[screaming]
392
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,709
[man] Help! Help!
393
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:13,458
That's right, fear the mighty Orthos!
394
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,083
But stick around to watch the fight.
395
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,667
I order you to stop terrorizing
396
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,291
these good people.
397
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,458
Cute. We will now set forth
the rules of this battle.
398
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,458
Rules?
399
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,125
We're tough but fair.
400
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:31,625
Uhh!
401
00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:33,041
Rule number one--
402
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,542
No kicking.
403
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,583
Uhh!
404
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:39,667
Get him!
405
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,458
[growling]
406
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:45,625
[whistles]
407
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:47,834
He's making us look bad.
408
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,458
Uhh!
409
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,000
Sorry I can't chat,
410
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,208
but I'm late for school.
411
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,417
You did good, kid.
412
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,166
Thanks. Oh, my gosh. I'm late for class.
413
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,667
Hold it, hold it.
414
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,875
There's still the matter of you
and a certain seedy waterfront taverna.
415
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,875
You can't--
416
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:18,458
But in light of your recent
hot-dog heroics,
417
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,417
I think I can look
the other way this time.
418
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,166
Oh, thank you.
419
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,166
But know this-- if I catch you
420
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,166
on the wrong side of the law again,
421
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,125
I'm taking you down hard!
422
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,709
Right. Got it.
423
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,625
Remember, strong topic sentence!
424
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:43,250
[tapping]
425
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,709
Mr. Hercules, you're late.
426
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:49,875
Where have you been?
427
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,625
Well, it all began yesterday...
428
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:57,750
and when I looked back down,
the tablet was gone.
429
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,291
I looked all over Speedy Pita, but...
430
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,959
So, I'm in the garbage cart,which smells really ripe,
431
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,500
and it tips me into the dump.
432
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:06,750
Ugh! Stink city.
433
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,500
Fortunately, Pegasus was in
the neighborhood, and he caught me.
434
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,709
Have you ever met a harpy?
435
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,500
Ugh! What a pain.
436
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,083
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
437
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,667
After I nearly fell off the ledge,
438
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,667
I offered her something shiny,and that got rid of her.
439
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,792
I was this close to the tabletwhen a thunderbolt hits.
440
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,834
What is a city-state trooperdoing in a taverna anyway?
441
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,208
So, there we are,me and Orthos, the two-headed cyclops.
442
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,792
I swung as hard as I could.
443
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,166
He-- I mean, they went down,
444
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,125
which brings us to this morning.
445
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,000
Ho! Epic!
446
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,125
Wait, that wasn't it.
447
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,625
Mr. Hercules,
448
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,500
that tale was outlandish beyond belief--
449
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,375
mayhem and monsters,
450
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:57,542
coincidences and catastrophes.
451
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,291
Alpha-plus!
452
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:03,333
It was everything an epic poem should be.
453
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,000
No, that-- that really happened.
454
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:09,291
This is my-- alpha-plus? Really? Wow.
455
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,125
-Guess who.
-My grade.
456
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:15,792
My grade. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
457
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,083
[theme music playing]
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