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DOC: Previously on
Wynonna Earp...
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WYNONNA: This condo's being
built on an old school.
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-Any1hing original still left?
-A few nooks and crannies.
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WYNONNA: Demons - they do exist,
and now I kill them.
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This night wouldn't be complete
without a hellish road trip
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through my childhood.
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It's alright to miss him,
Wynonna.
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She's my sister. I have to protect her
now more than ever.
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I wanna make sure you're OK,
that you're still my Waverly.
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Totally.
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WYNONNA: I'm afraid
the scary's just beginning.
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-Why is she haunting me?
-(ROARS)
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-(POP MUSIC)
-(RHYTHM|C CLAPPING)
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J‘ Hey! I
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-(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
-J‘ Hey!
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I I'm the only one
that can write my story
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J‘ Hey!
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J‘ Ain't nobody else
gonna do it for me
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J‘ Hey!
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J‘Anything at all
that I wanna be
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J‘ I've got it all
right in front of me
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J‘ I'm the only one that can
write my story, write my story
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J‘ I'ma do it like this,
do it like that
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I Do it like this,
then I'll do it like that
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J‘ I'ma do it like this,
do it like that
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I Do it like this,
then I'll do it like that
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J‘ I'm gonna make it good
I'm gonna do it right
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J‘ I'm gonna make it good
I'm gonna do it right
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I Hey, hey! I
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Go, Devils!
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Wow.
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I didn't know
if it was your thing.
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Uh, baby, that's...
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-That's everybody's thing.
-Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah,
the cross-eyed hooligans
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at the Homecoming game
are gonna love it.
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No, silly.
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No, this is
a private show for you
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before you have to
go off on patrol...
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Well, Nedley figures the streets
are gonna be awash
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with booze and urine
all weekend,
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so it's all hands on deck.
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You guys need to get
some more hands,
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so that yours can stay
right here on me.
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OK. Ready?
Time for one more cheer!
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Come on, boys,
from here to there...
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-Girl, put on some underwear!
-Ah, Wynonna!
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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Just...passing through.
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You guys can resume
your panty—less roleplay.
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You know what?
I gotta get to work, so...
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You gonna come by?
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Hanging from afar
while my lady works?
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(CLICKS TONGUE) That's my jam.
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OK. Yeah.
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So, now that I know
your whole situation,
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should we institute
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a knickers-on-the—doorknob
policy?
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Since you're not using yours.
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Wow. Rough night?
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| just can't stop seeing it.
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The gory ritual,
the broken seal.
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It's just,
every time | close my eyes,
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it's the same nightmare.
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Wait, but nothing else
has happened, right?
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Yet.
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| forgot
you were head cheerleader.
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-And prom queen.
-Oh, prom.
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That's that thing people do
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when they're not
institutionalised at 14, right?
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Sounds nice.
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Are you gonna be
this much fun all day?
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Oh, well, maybe
I'll just skedaddle, you know,
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leave you at the mercy of monsters,
go on the lam.
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-What is a lam, anyway?
-Still no sign of Dolls, huh.
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And I don't expect one.
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WAVERLY: Wow.
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You've polished the shaft
hard enough.
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You so rarely hear that.
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I need to be ready.
It's Homecoming.
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Might have to protect the people
who tortured me in high school.
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-They weren't all bad.
-No, they were champs.
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Every one.
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All forthis?
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l was such an idiot.
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DEMON: The time has come.
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-(FL|ES BUZZ)
-I come to claim what's mine.
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(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
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(THEME MUSIC)
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SONG: I 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give
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I I know that ain't
no way to live
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I I told that devil
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I To take you back
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I I told that devil
to take you back. I
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-|'II check his ID.
-Bryce Cooper.
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Star right-wing
of the '07 champs,
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the last
Purgatory High School team
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to not only win the cup,
but a single game.
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-|'m gonna pass this off.
-To Black Badge?
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This is straight-up homicide.
It's ours.
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We've got people coming home
from all over for the game.
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If this news gets out,
it'll be pandemonium.
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Just examine the scene,
then scrub it.
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-You mean cover it up?
-Tomato, potato.
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-Earp?
-(PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)
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(SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)
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(PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
REPEATEDLY)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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-Restocking already?
-They say liquor sells itself.
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Bet the sight of you pourin' it
don't hurt either.
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How does our latest cocktail
progress?
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Doesn't.
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If you need more,
I'II open another vein.
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Not more. Different.
Yours isn't right.
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-C|ock is ticking, Rosita.
-What do you want me to do?
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We need something pure.
And more tequila.
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What can I get ya? Spritzer?
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Whoa. You're...
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Uh.., Just looking for
the boss man.
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-So, no spritzer, then?
-Wynonna!
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Excuse me? Is Henry here or... ?
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Wynonna! Bitch!
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Hey, Mercedes.
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Oh... Working. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Who isn't?
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Ah-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma—ma!
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So, how are you settling in?
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How are Beth and Tucker?
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My siblings are acting like
I moved home
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to ruin
their 'Grey Gardens' spiral
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into reclusive weirdo-ness,
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which I did.
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Every family tree's
got its share of nuts.
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Speaking of nuts,
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when's the last time
you had your hands on some?
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(CHUCKLES) Seriously?
That's your pitch?
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Perry 'Needs—to-get—an-actual-
personality' Crofte?
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Like you never snuck into
the locker room
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to sniff his jock strap.
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Never into jocks. Straps...
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-Mmm.
-(PURRS)
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How about your broken heart?
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Yeah, I can sniff that
from here.
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It makes my nostrils sad.
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Uh... Perry was besties
with that Bryce guy, right?
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I don't know.
Why are you asking me?
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-Hey, Perry! Perry, hi!
-(SOFTLY) Hey! Shh!
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-Come on over!
-Shut up.
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-Here he comes.
-Why?
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-You remember Wynonna?
-Oh!
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Oh, the girl
everyone was scared of.
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Even you?
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There were rumours, I guess
'cause of your dad and sister.
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-You had a breakdown.
-That didn't do it for you, huh?
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Try not to slide off
your stool.
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-How long you around?
-Uh...
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Permanently. Good talk, Per.
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(WHISPERS) I hate you.
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So, what's her deal?
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She looks, urn, good.
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She's doing good.
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-Some kind of special detective.
-For what?
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Stuff the cops can't handle.
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Any chance I can get her number?
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What am I, human Tinder?
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-There you are.
-Here I be.
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One of the guys
from the '07 team.
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Champs?
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Hockey?
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Wow. Never mind.
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Somebody, or something,
tore out his liver.
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I wonder if it's connected to
our symbol-smasher.
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We also still have
a dozen new demons
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It's a rich tapestry of awful.
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She seems super smart.
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She's the best mixologist
around.
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Ooh!
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Bet she shakes
in all the right places.
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I love that you've got
your own thing going on here,
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but don't get distracted.
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If you need me on a case,
you have my undivided attention.
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OK.
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(SIGHS)
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Look, I was up half the night,
buried alive in dread.
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-Mm, no.
-Abstaining, are we?
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Two shots of tequila
is not abstaining.
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It's called being professional.
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Back in my day, that meant
something else entirely.
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(CHUCKLES) OK.
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I'm heading to work, see if
Jeremy's made any progress.
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Shall I accompany you?
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Don't you need to babysit
your professional mixologist?
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So, this broken seal
on the school chapel,
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I've been able to puzzle certain designs
of what looks to be
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some kind of ancient symbol.
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Soon I'll have enough to
start cross-referencing it
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with similar archaic patterns
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and look into
what it might mean.
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"Looks to be." "Soon." "Might."
Pretty weak.
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What about big, dead Bryce?
Nicole pass on the evidence?
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Oh, do you mean "forensics"?
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Don't air quote.
That's my thing.
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And is Officer Haught
always so passive-aggressive
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when handing off cases to BBD?
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None of my business,
like everything else around here.
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Yeah, got it.
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Any connection to
our symbol-smasher?
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I don't see one,
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but it's no simple murder
either.
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The victim's liver
was harvested,
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but he had no opioids
in his system
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and no defensive wounds.
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-It's like he let it happen.
-Or he ripped it out himself.
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Where's Lucado?
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Called away
on a personal matter.
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Has, uh, Dolls reached out
to you at all?
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Nice try,
but snitches get stitches.
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I'm not... OK, never mind.
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And next time,
tell Officer Haught
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to please close
the victim's eyes.
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It's creepy.
He's staring right at it.
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-Staring at what?
-The trophy case.
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Champs 2007 and all that.
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Oh, yeah, you are.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
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-He||o?
-PERRY ON PHONE: Wynonna?
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-|t's Perry.
-Perry Crofte?
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-l was just thinking about you.
-See?
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After all these years,
we're finally in sync,
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Like a sorority's
monthly cycles.
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(CHUCKLES) You're fun.
I haven't had any fun in a longtime.
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OK... (STAMMERS)
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-Are you asking me out?
400%.
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Great. We can chat.
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-Uh, should I pick you up...
-No!
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No, I'll pick you up.
Same place? Out in the boonies?
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-Some things never change, huh?
-Well, I hope that's not true.
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(SINISTER MUSIC)
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Yep. Totally in sync.
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Scarlet Tart or Pink Tease?
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Flaming Ladybug?
Wait, which skit are we doing?
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The one where we debate
which lipstick I should borrow.
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Ah, OK.
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So it is a 'date' date, huh?
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Where's he taking ya?
Under the bleachers?
246
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,844
Hey, watch your perfectly
glossed mouth.
247
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,605
Bryce and Perry were teammates.
Maybe Perry knows something.
248
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,438
-|t's a cover.
-Sure, wink.
249
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,103
Like how I'm going on 'patrol'
with Nicole.
250
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,777
Look, I'm just...
251
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,532
I'm glad you're putting
yourself out there,
252
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,238
you know, having fun.
253
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,698
Why is everybody so obsessed
with my fun levels?
254
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,615
Because if something does
come out of that seal,
255
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,751
I want you at peak Wynonna -
whiskey-soaked and reckless.
256
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,752
-(CAR HORN HONKS)
-He's here.
257
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,504
On the homestead?
258
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,666
At least we know
he's not a revenant.
259
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,588
(SINISTER MUSIC)
260
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,853
(ALL CHEER)
261
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,309
It's great to see
so many faces back in town
262
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,396
for the first Annual
Purg High Homecoming game!
263
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,107
(ALL CHEER)
264
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,193
You have my word, Purgatory.
265
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:08,986
-We will turn this town around!
-(ALL CHEER)
266
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,654
Where's Bryce?
He said he'd be here.
267
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:15,417
And I'm so frickin' excited
to be here with the '07 champs
268
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,498
to announce that, this spring,
ground will be broken
269
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,836
on the brand-new
Gardner Community Centre!
270
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,750
(ALL CHEER)
271
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,637
Yes, my parents left most
of their fortune to the town.
272
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,219
-(ALL CHEER)
-|t's wonderful, isn't it?
273
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,883
Yes, it's...it's great.
274
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,017
|-| could just scream.
275
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,519
(CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT)
276
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,976
Yeah, so let's hear it
one more time for the Champs,
277
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,937
and you get in there
and enjoy the game!
278
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,897
(ALL CHEER)
279
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,990
-Hey, Per.
-Jesus! What?
280
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,661
You OK? You're not bailing
on me, are ya, 'cause...
281
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,081
I'm sorry. It's just...
Some date, right?
282
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,671
Well, you gotta give the people
what they want.
283
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,633
And what they want is to
celebrate Purgatory's big win.
284
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,757
-Again and again.
-And again.
285
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,553
-|t's all so pathetic.
-I didn't mean that.
286
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,938
Celebrating something
so pointless?
287
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:23,351
We were teenagers playing a game
10 freaking years ago.
288
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,070
Yeah, well,
289
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,232
this town has trouble
letting go of the past.
290
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,447
| wish past me had paid
a little more attention to some things.
291
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,487
-(CHUCKLES)
-Do you wanna get out of here?
292
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,907
-Get something to eat?
-Hey, now, we can do both.
293
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,203
Perry, I need to talk to you
about Bryce.
294
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,667
What kind of detective are you,
anyways?
295
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,923
-Wait. What about Bryce?
-Perry?
296
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,255
Oh! It's happening, man!
297
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,090
-It's happening!
-Easy, Skip. What?
298
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,552
Everything. B-Train, he's dead.
299
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,344
His wife called me freaking out.
The cops found him yesterday.
300
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,058
You‘re drunk
and talking too much.
301
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,473
-You said you'd fix it.
-He's out of his mind.
302
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,607
-|'I| take him home.
-WYNONNA: Hold up.
303
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,894
Bryce's nickname is B-Train?
304
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,151
Hmm, shady and suspicious,
305
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,691
therefore gettin'
more delicious.
306
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,162
Calm down, Flaming Ladybug.
307
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,870
-Waver|y!
-Hey!
308
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,879
Ooh, where's Perry?
309
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,631
Messed-up,
emotionally unavailable,
310
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,508
possibly—involved—in-a—murder
Perry?
311
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,340
My God, you're gonna ask him
to marry you,
312
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,596
Also I just found out his dead friend's
nickname was B—Train.
313
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,633
I would've milked that so hard
in high school.
314
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,427
-We need to get to Skip's house.
-Oh, I'm...l'm meeting Nicole.
315
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,641
Well, waiting for her
to get off work.
316
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,477
ou re assin u ac ance
Y ' h
to crack a case
317
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,187
to wait around for
your girlfriend?
318
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,396
So what?
319
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,278
So I'm having flashbacks of you
watching Champ play video games
320
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,690
and missing
your valedictorian speech.
321
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,483
He got to level 70 on one guy.
322
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,993
-Waver|y...
-Besides, this is different, OK?
323
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,078
You've come so far.
324
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,244
Just don't let anyone
make you forget you're an Earp.
325
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,338
Look, that can mean
whatever I want it to, OK?
326
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,339
-Here, take the jeep.
-(KEYS JANGLE)
327
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,046
When you stop dating psychos,
328
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,801
then you can give me
relationship advice.
329
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,088
Hey, come on!
330
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,056
(SIGHS)
331
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,308
I We're Iivin' dangerous
332
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,476
I We're Iivin'
We're Iivin' dangerous... I
333
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,190
Oh, yeah,
that's a good part of it.
334
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,696
-I We're Iiving' dangerous... I
-Boop!
335
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,528
-Oh.
-Oh! (GIGGLES)
336
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,693
Waverly, um, as we speak,
337
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,078
the Shorty's crowd
is staggering over here
338
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,705
for sports-yelling
and down-falling.
339
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,412
Look, baby,
I'm off in a couple hours.
340
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,417
Can't you enteitain yourself?
341
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,877
Wave! Not in uniform, OK?
342
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,795
-Not in public.
-Not good enough.
343
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,769
Hey! Give me your phone.
344
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,479
You must be new.
345
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,939
-If I find up-skirts on there...
-You might.
346
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,900
Also the video of you
and Waverly making out.
347
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,906
-I don't think that's allowed.
-OK...
348
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,863
No, let him go.
It's not worth it.
349
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,073
-Excuse me?
-|t's Tucker. He's a Gardner.
350
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,705
I don't care what he does.
Give me your damn phone.
351
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,365
(PHONE CRACKS)
352
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,080
If that's broken,
you'll pay for it.
353
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,619
OK, you know what?
354
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,254
You're under arrest for
assaulting a police officer.
355
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,540
Ow! Ow. Ow.
356
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,379
She's hurting me, Waverly!
357
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,590
Nicole, you don't wanna do this.
358
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,800
Don't tell me how to do my job.
359
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,517
Perry? Skip?
360
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,683
It's too late. It got B-Train.
361
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,566
(CHUCKLES) B-Train.
362
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,363
(SINISTER CHORDS)
363
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,661
-What's that?
-Perry put it there.
364
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:05,540
-He's out of his gourd.
-Perry marked you with blood?
365
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,167
Ugh, he's so hot.
366
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,044
Any chance he also crawled out
of an ancient broken seal?
367
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:14,457
DEMON: The time is nigh.
IwiII claim what is mine.
368
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,546
Holy farked-up
'Wizard of Oz' bullshit!
369
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,507
-No!
-Stop!
370
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,763
OK, good. Now roll over.
371
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,676
-(G ROWLS)
-Beg?
372
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,469
(GROWLS)
373
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,512
(SKIP GRUNTS)
374
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,397
Dude! What are you doing?!
375
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,230
It'll go through you
to get what it wants,
376
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,235
and it wants my guts, man.
377
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,738
-Run!
-Not big on cardio these days.
378
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,692
Where'd you...
379
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,617
Here, boy!
380
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,952
(BLOWS AIR) Can't whistle.
381
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,002
Skip, you stupid drunken idiot!
382
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,754
(SIGHS)
383
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,131
I'm just glad B—Train's
not alive to see this.
384
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,923
(BOTH LAUGH)
385
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,183
Thank you.
386
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,018
Who is that?
387
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,729
That's one of Tucker's older sisters,
Beth Gardner.
388
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,439
You're letting her
bail him out?
389
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,104
There's no bail required.
He's not being charged.
390
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,989
What? He was taking photos
of teenage girls.
391
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,696
His phone was practically up
their hoo-has.
392
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,861
Oh! Language!
393
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,825
Nicole, you're
a sheriff's deputy.
394
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,160
Not gonna win cop of the year,
mind you,
395
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,747
with that public display
of gal-paI-itis.
396
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,877
I'm really sorry about Waverly,
but those photos...
397
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,754
Love the initiative,
398
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:39,088
but the Gardners...
399
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,007
Tucker's parents
were good people,
400
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,672
important people to this town.
401
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,262
-Boys will be boys.
-Whoa.
402
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,017
Sorry, did I hit my head
403
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,928
and wake up in
Patriarchal Bullshit Land?
404
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,643
No, it looks fine to me.
405
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,353
That reminds me, though -
406
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,063
the first aid kit
needs restocking.
407
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,818
I want her charged
with harassment.
408
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,819
Oh, you have not seen
harassment.
409
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:04,780
-Such a nasty woman.
-I know, baby. I know,
410
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,786
Look, you cool your heels
411
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,039
while you take a chunk out of
those reports in there.
412
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,700
-You're putting me on papenNork?
-They're the Gardners.
413
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,545
Nicole, keep your head
in the game.
414
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,086
You'll learn how
this town works.
415
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,000
It only took me 30 years.
416
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,391
(HUFFS)
417
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,811
It's probably out of water.
418
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,309
One of the two ingredients
in coffee? That's a fail.
419
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,694
| just came to get some books
for Waverly.
420
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,605
So she wouldn't have to
come herself
421
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,739
and risk running into me.
422
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,870
Uh... I mean, she didn't...
she didn't say that, so...
423
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,831
Anyway, gotta jet.
424
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,084
Kinda dealing with
a demon scarecrow thing.
425
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,744
Wynonna...
426
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,380
Have you noticed any...
427
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,843
”like, changes
in Waverly lately?
428
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,970
-Are you hoping for some?
-No!
429
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,389
It'sjust, um, ever since
Willa was sent down,
430
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,519
she‘s been acting not herself.
431
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,679
Hmm...
432
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,394
Well, one sister
kills the other,
433
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,104
might rattle your cage a bit,
you know?
434
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,645
Ch, of course. It'sjustwhat
I really love about Waverly is...
435
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,814
It's like
it's sometimes missing,
436
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,573
you know, the sweetness,
437
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,326
and she's become hard.
438
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,579
Cruel, almost. More...
439
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,956
Like me? (SCOFFS)
440
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,082
Is this because she kept you
out of Black Badge?
441
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,790
You know what? Forget it.
442
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,047
I think we both know I won't.
443
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,423
Awesome day. Perfect.
444
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,765
-What's this?
-What Perry...
445
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,895
-Her date.
-It wasn't a date.
446
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,482
What Perry scrawled
across Skip's front door
447
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,359
and his forehead, in blood,
448
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,488
just before Skip was attacked
by one ugly hockey fan.
449
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,148
You think your date summoned
this demon?
450
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,658
A demon who makes people tear
out their own insides, yeah.
451
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,821
-He at least buy you desseit?
-Guys...
452
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,239
-Did Perry break the seal?
-No, that doesn't make sense.
453
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,248
If it's not connected,
what the hell are we doing?
454
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,955
Bagging and tagging
low-level shit disturbers
455
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,370
to get Lucado off
BBD‘s naughty list?
456
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,086
-Wynonna, it's OK.
-No, it's not!
457
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,844
I know something evil
and terrifying is coming, OK?
458
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,924
Even my hair is tingling.
And without Dolls...
459
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,181
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
460
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,518
Cover rne.
461
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,863
-Perry?
-I heard everything.
462
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,405
It's true. You ARE some kind of
paranormal warrior.
463
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,240
-Um...
-(GRUNTS)
464
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:59,083
Don't want him summoning
monsters on your front stoop.
465
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,871
OK, except...
466
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,755
It's an Algiz.
467
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,967
An ancient runic
guardian symbol.
468
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,504
He wasn't trying to summon
something to attack his friends.
469
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:14,048
He was trying to protect them.
470
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,393
I'll get my vapours.
471
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,694
(SNIFFS, GROANS)
472
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,902
-What the goddamn heIII?
-DOC: Salts of hartshorn.
473
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,409
-Pardon the error in judgement.
-Are you kidding me? Wynonna...
474
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,572
OK, a creature is making your friends
tear themselves apart,
475
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,411
you're drawing protection symbols
to try to stop him,
476
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,826
and unless you want us to
make your day truly chomp nard,
477
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,710
you'd better start talking.
478
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,631
-You'd never believe it.
-Try me.
479
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,962
I'm Wynonna Earp,
Demon Detective.
480
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,847
The Blue Devils were a joke.
We'd had enough.
481
00:23:56,018 --> 00:24:00,728
Senioryear, old Coach Moore,
he gave us a...spell.
482
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,264
He was bat-shit crazy
about losing all the time.
483
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,558
So me, Skip, Cam and Bryce...
484
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:08,352
-(CHUCKLES) B-Train.
-Wynonna!
485
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,111
We didn't take it seriously,
486
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,240
but we hit the bong
and said the words.
487
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,446
Then, I shit you not,
488
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,828
this thing appeared
out of the trophy case...
489
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,332
..a freaky grain sack
over its face.
490
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,209
It barely spoke,
491
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,668
but we just understood that
we'd have 10 amazing years,
492
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,207
get whatever we wished for.
493
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,054
We were 17.
10 years sounded like forever.
494
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,385
We didn't realise he'd kill us.
495
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:40,266
And now Burlap Jack's back
for his pound of flesh.
496
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,770
We all make deals we regret.
497
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,893
-And the 10 years?
-Skip married a cheerleader.
498
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,062
Cam and Bryce, they did OK.
499
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,481
-And you?
-Check the 'Forbes' list.
500
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,446
-Whoa!
-'Forbes'?
501
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,952
Why come back?
502
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,909
If it doesn't get
what it wants from us,
503
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,619
it might target our families.
504
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,909
Besides, isn't it better
to face our mistake
505
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,748
where it all started
than pretend it didn't happen?
506
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,835
Dude! I knew we had crazy
in common.
507
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,961
Coach died, so I did research -
black magic occult -
508
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,596
but I'm no expert at breaking
a deal with the devil.
509
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,805
Wait. Not a deal.
You said a wish, right?
510
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,855
OK. Did the demon
emerge from a vessel?
511
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,767
-Uh... We were pretty high.
-The trophy.
512
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,184
(WAVERLY GAS PS) Yes!
513
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,728
It could be a Marzaniok -
bringer of good and bad fortune.
514
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,397
OK, we'll split up,
515
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,817
find the other two hockey bros
and bring them in to BBB,
516
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,531
lure the Marzipan there
and I'll shoot it
517
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,115
before anyone else can perform
518
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,826
back-alley surgery
on themselves.
519
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,537
-Let's get this over with.
-(SHOTGUN COCKS)
520
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,168
DOC: Wynonna. Hold up.
521
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:52,331
Wejust go round and round,
fighting demons.
522
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,501
Can't waste any more time on this...
What's the Doc-ism?
523
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,886
-Fool's errand?
-No, just the opposite.
524
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,843
This demon was brought forth
from a vessel.
525
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,599
Should it return, it can be
contained, kept alive.
526
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,931
Why, so it can con more people
into shitty deals?
527
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,642
No, to save the person who got
the shittiest deal of them all.
528
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,807
We catch this demon, Wynonna,
529
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,022
and we use it to save
Deputy Marshal Dolls.
530
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,274
Lions and tigers and bears,
oh, shit.
531
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,277
You've been cooking drugs
for Dolls?
532
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,616
He can no longer depend
on Black Badge for his supply.
533
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,077
That's why you bought Shorty's?
All for him?
534
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,082
-Why didn't he ask...
-We are running out of time.
535
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,789
Suffice to say,
there is an effort afoot
536
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,499
to concoct what he needs,
537
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,504
which requires a demon's blood
in its purest form.
538
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,133
If we catch and contain this Marzaniok,
we can extract it.
539
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:41,138
Then, let's get to
NOT killing a demon.
540
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,729
-Word from your fellas?
-Skip's gone AWOL.
541
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,357
-But it's not like Cam.
-Some stones to turn over still.
542
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,065
Keep your pecker up.
Hoo, doggie.
543
00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:01,692
Sheriff, might I inquire as to
who's enjoying his final rest?
544
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,494
Sorry.
545
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,246
It's Cam.
546
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,873
He tore his own eyes out.
547
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:12,662
Dug so deep, he hit brain matter,
and then, well...
548
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,627
(LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
549
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,801
There, there, compadre.
550
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:26,092
At this rate, you'll be broken enough
for her in no time.
551
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,727
-You think that's funny?
-Not in the slightest.
552
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,889
-Skip's the only one left.
-Fret not.
553
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,479
An Earp is on the case.
554
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,189
Don't you worry, Cheryl.
555
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,979
I'll have Skip out
Iickety-split.
556
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,694
(SOFTLY) Man!
557
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:44,861
Only a deal with a demon could
land Skip a wife that stacked.
558
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,245
-Hi, Waverly.
-(GASPS) Jesus! Tucker!
559
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,203
-Whew! You startled me.
-I'm sorry.
560
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,459
I'd never want to
cause you distress.
561
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,540
It's fine. I have to go, OK?
562
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,455
You look so pretty
when you smile.
563
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,498
-You should do it more often.
-Rea||y, Tucker?
564
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,258
OK, but can I ask you something?
565
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,841
Maybe you can get your cop friend
to treat me with respect.
566
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,971
Officer Haught is my girlfriend.
567
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:07,637
You're confused.
568
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,518
That's impossible.
It'd just be wrong.
569
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:16,183
(IN DEMONIC VOICE)
I'll show you wrong.
570
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:23,066
(CHOKES, SPLUTTERS)
571
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:30,577
(TUCKER COUGHS)
572
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,242
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
573
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,914
Hi, Doc! Great news.
I know where Skip is!
574
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,302
Hey, team.
Everything on fleek?
575
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,812
Fleek city? Super fleek?
576
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,563
(CHUCKLES) Oh my God, Earp.
577
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,976
Look, we need this so the luck
of the '07s will rub off on us
578
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,738
and you're kinda harshing
our buzz here, lunch lady.
579
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:06,196
-(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)
-Yeah, I'll serve you lunch.
580
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,076
-Hand it over.
-Back off, Mom.
581
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,613
Mom? OK, OK.
582
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,749
Now I am terrified for you.
583
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,920
Look, Charlie spent 300 minutes
in the penalty box this year,
584
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,501
Yeah?
585
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:22,712
-You had me at 'box'.
-(GRUNTS)
586
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,593
-(STUDENTS EXCLAIM)
-(BLOWS THUD)
587
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,927
What a crazy, awesome bitch.
588
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,432
I We're coming for you
589
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,139
I You better run
as fast as you can
590
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,895
I Away from everything 'cause
I've got something planned
591
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,397
I We're coming for you
592
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,183
I You can't escape anything
that we try
593
00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:42,353
I 'Cause we'll be
right behind ya
594
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,943
I You better run,
you better hide
595
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:49,076
I Nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah, nah, nah-nah, nah
596
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,032
I We're coming for you. I
597
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:58,331
-You look like you had some fun.
-(CHUCKLES)
598
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,463
Kicked some ass, did my part.
Meh. You?
599
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,500
Caught up with Cam a mite late,
but located Skip.
600
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,464
Well, is he safe?
601
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,503
It ain't him
we're worried about.
602
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,593
(SIGHS)
603
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,348
l have to get out of here!
604
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,306
You stole a vehicle
and ruined a perfectly good oak
605
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,016
while under the influence.
606
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,647
-That tree came right at me!
-Sure, Skip. OK,
607
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,731
Officer, please. It'll hurt my wife.
Anyone near me.
608
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,486
Look, dude,
the straw man argument
609
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,739
is really not gonna work
with me, so...
610
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:31,902
I'm sorry.
611
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,072
(SINISTER MUSIC)
612
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,579
Skip, are you gonna puke?
613
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:47,043
-Skip?
-(SCREAMS)
614
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,007
(DEMONIC VOICE)
I come forwhat's mine.
615
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,470
-Hands on your head! Now!
-Move or die.
616
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,725
I'm a Purgatory Sheriff‘s Deputy
617
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:58,262
and if you think you can
come in here to my office,
618
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,976
and mess with
one of my citizens,
619
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,686
you are underestimating
the day I've had!
620
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,691
(GROWLS)
621
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,241
We did not cover this
at the academy.
622
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,205
(GROWLS)
623
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,538
-(GRUNTS)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
624
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,421
-(GUNSHOT BLASTS)
-(GROANS)
625
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,352
Are we too late? You OK?
626
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:41,263
I had him right
where I wanted him.
627
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,729
-Where is he?
-Holed up.
628
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,439
Hey, Perry! No!
629
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,650
-You sure can pick 'em.
-Shut up!
630
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,866
(PANTS)
631
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,653
(TURNS LOCK)
632
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,743
(DEMON GROWLS SOFTLY)
633
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,668
This has to end. Please.
634
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,378
We didn't know
what we were doing.
635
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,088
-(BANG|NG ON DOOR)
-WYNONNA: Perry! Open the door!
636
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,253
Let me in, Dum-Dum!
Where are the keys?
637
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:13,887
I've got this.
638
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:17,049
(CHANTS IN
ANCIENT GERMANIC LANGUAGE)
639
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,475
What are you doing?
640
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,607
Aspell in Old High German,
I think.
641
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,938
(SIGHS) Where's Waverly
when you need her?
642
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:32,698
-I thought she was with you.
-(CONTINUES INCANTATION)
643
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,737
-Gah|
-Hey! No! M'm-mml
644
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,701
Uh...
645
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,787
There's no place like home.
646
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,953
-I shall have my pound of flesh.
-(SCREAMS)
647
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,791
-Deal's off, homie.
-DOC: Wynonna...
648
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:56,718
Spare me and I shall grant you
what you most desire. Anything.
649
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,684
Doc, there are other demons.
650
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,937
Ours is dang near out of time.
651
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,234
You know what I wish?
652
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,651
I wish you'd get back
in the goddamned trophy.
653
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:23,491
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC)
654
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:34,793
It was brave,
trying to reverse the spell...
655
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,341
..but also stupid.
656
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,632
Brave but stupid. I'll take it.
657
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,598
And alive. Don't forget that.
658
00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:48,265
It's not fair.
My teammates are dead.
659
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,480
We made mistakes,
but we were all in it together.
660
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:54,146
You saved one. Skip.
661
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,864
Tried to save the others.
662
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,367
Sometimes that's all we can do,
right?
663
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,207
I guess your friend's right.
I'm not broken enough for you.
664
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,799
No, I'm the one who's broken.
665
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,757
Now go have a life. (CHUCKLES)
666
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,274
(SIGHS)
667
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,487
(FRAGMENTS SCRAPE)
668
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,571
Looks like you had a little trouble
with the paperwork.
669
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,741
Look, l'II clean up the mess
and file the report.
670
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,126
Do you wanna know
how Purgatory really works?
671
00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,503
-(GRUNTS)
-OK.
672
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,637
(BOTH SIGH)
673
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,722
Everyone pretends
the whole goddamn town
674
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,057
isn't overrun by demons.
675
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:13,066
That's it?
That's the big secret?
676
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,851
The people who
choose to live here,
677
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,772
they want a simple life
in a small town
678
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,361
with a shitty hockey team
and a view of the Rockies.
679
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,446
Some of us feel that
that's worth ignoring
680
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,486
the occasional mermaid
poltergeist.
681
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:28,077
OK. Yeah, now I'm sure
I've hit my head.
682
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,832
I sure hope not.
683
00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:32,085
You graduated top of your class
in the big city
684
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,088
and I need someone smart
to take over when I retire.
685
00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,792
You want me to be sheriff?
686
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:42,053
Why do you think I worked
so hard to recruit you?
687
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:45,010
Look, I know that Black Badge
seems like
688
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,971
a hot-shit covert operation...
689
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,681
And they don't have to
wear khakis.
690
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,971
..but who's gonna keep
the drunks off the road?
691
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,856
Who'll referee
the neighbourhood feuds?
692
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,985
Who will keep
the ordinary, everyday,
693
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,567
non-werewolf citizens
of Purgatory safe,
694
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,197
Officer Haught?
695
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,568
We need more manpower, OK?
696
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,112
And we've gotta work with BBD
to stop pretending
697
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,281
there's nothing paranormal
going on around here.
698
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,290
OK.
699
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,122
You got permission to intervene
in the wacky stuff
700
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,877
when it's necessary.
701
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,039
The Lord knows they
could use your instincts.
702
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:20,175
-And the khakis?
-They're a classic trouser.
703
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,967
Fine. Fine. Just be a good cop.
704
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:29,388
-It matters.
-Yeah.
705
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,098
Yes, it does.
706
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,354
And, Nicole...
707
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:39,565
It's called a long game.
708
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,527
I've been playing one
for a while.
709
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,622
TUCKER: She attacked me, Beth,
710
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,037
by the throat, like she had
superhuman strength.
711
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,500
MERCEDES: Waverly Earp?
712
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,506
She's a hundred pounds
with both goody-two-shoes on.
713
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,213
I wanna report her
at the same time
714
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,968
we sue Officer Haught
for assault.
715
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,551
We have to stick up for each other.
We're Gardners.
716
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,137
You're a directionless shut-in
and Tucker's the town pervert.
717
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,174
Mercedes!
718
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,389
And as of now,
that is going to stop.
719
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,100
What, like you're in charge?
720
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:15,980
You know, today
I watched the same people
721
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,062
who've been making my friend
Wynonna Earp's life
722
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,817
miserable forever
723
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,819
finally get their asses kicked
by her,
724
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,526
and it was glorious.
725
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,907
-lf Mom and Dad were here...
-Well, they're not.
726
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,910
We'll not be suing
Officer Haught or Waverly.
727
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,742
Leave them alone, Tucker.
I mean it.
728
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,658
I'm not fighting your battles anymore,
and neither is Beth.
729
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,252
(SIGHS)
730
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,917
If you die,
731
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:47,383
I don't have to wait till
lturn 21 to get my money.
732
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,593
Supen
Until then, you're cut off.
733
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,638
-You can't.
-Watch me.
734
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,479
I hate you, Mercedes.
I hate you.
735
00:37:57,484 --> 00:38:00,942
-(BANGS DOOR)
-(S|GHS SOFTLY)
736
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:13,656
Yep, it's time
we pulled a Wynonna,
737
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,539
did an about-face.
738
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,289
(SINISTER MUSIC)
739
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,759
(DEMON ROARS)
740
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,266
(SCREAMS)
741
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,425
(BONES CRACK)
742
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,645
So the genie's back
in the bottle?
743
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:41,149
Sack-face won't be rigging
any more scrimmages,
744
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,310
but we need to know
how to take him out,
745
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,820
control him, draw his blood.
746
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,651
Translating the incantation
as we speak.
747
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,316
Thank you.
748
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,325
Hey, Nicole was brave.
749
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:54,784
She took a beating
trying to protect Skip.
750
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:59,167
-You guys OK?
-Of course. She's my best baby.
751
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,918
(IMITATES VOMITING)
752
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:05,503
But also, you're the best, OK?
753
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,464
The bestest. I just want her
to remember that.
754
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:11,926
How about I remind her, huh?
Tonight.
755
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,136
Might help if you returned
my lipstick, though.
756
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:17,017
-I did.
-Really?
757
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,850
-I gave it to you.
-Huh.
758
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:22,561
-|'|| check again.
-OK.
759
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:26,193
(CREEPY MUSIC)
760
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,106
You sure you're OK?
761
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:33,951
Better put that somewhere safe.
762
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,617
OK, see you at home.
763
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:44,705
(SOFT, ENIGMATIC MUSIC)
764
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,596
Where is it? Clock's ticking.
765
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,849
I require assurances from you.
766
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,477
Like I have a choice?
767
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,228
Once released,
768
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,935
ensure the creature
is restrained
769
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,974
before you try and harvest
what we need.
770
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:07,360
Do not look it in the eye,
do not make any wish
771
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,486
and do not seek to use it
to your advantage.
772
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,818
You think I'm stupid?
773
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:15,030
Problem is
I know that you're not.
774
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:28,168
Holy Heisenberg!
775
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,755
What is all this?
776
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,465
DOC: Before Dolls' escape,
777
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,176
| injected him with the last of his serum,
save for one iota.
778
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,090
My bartender here
has been undertaking
779
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,681
the challenging task of trying
to reverse-engineer the formula.
780
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,062
We think Boobs McSeItzer
can pull this off?
781
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,768
Her name is Rosita
782
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,774
and she has an advanced degree
in biochemistry.
783
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,777
0h.
784
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,813
Well, maybe then
I'll just shut up
785
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,528
and stop being such
a superficial ass.
786
00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,533
Why didn't you tell me
any of this before?
787
00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,455
Dolls made you promise not to.
788
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,991
Am I so garbage at life,
he couldn't even trust me?
789
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,705
It is a dangerous undertaking
790
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,461
and should Lucado ascertain
what we are doing here...
791
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,337
..I'm the one Dolls
can afford to lose.
792
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,217
But you still did it.
793
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,549
I ain't doing it for him.
794
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,349
You know, for a minute there,
795
00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:26,765
I feared you might make a wish
with the Marzaniok.
796
00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:29,563
You could have wished away
the curse.
797
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,067
I'm stubborn.
| always take the hard way.
798
00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:36,984
Whereas I took the path
too easy.
799
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:40,411
I am living
800
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:43,869
and living and living -
801
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,034
proof that it is
not always prudent
802
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:47,793
to strike deals with demons.
803
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:51,206
Doc, we have. In blood.
804
00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,920
Black Badge owns us,
805
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,959
and if they find Dolls,
they'll shoot him on sight.
806
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:57,220
Wynonna, I was supposed to
make the drop two days ago.
807
00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:58,971
-It ain't ready.
-OK, but it's still possible.
808
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,133
If we make it
and Dolls can get here...
809
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:05,644
No. We need to get it to him.
He ain't coming back here ever.
810
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,430
He's a damned fool if he does.
811
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:09,940
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
812
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:11,692
(GROANS)
813
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,649
Wave...Wave...
814
00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:16,860
(SINGS CHEERY MELODY)
815
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,367
What are you doing? (GRUNTS)
816
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:27,747
-Wave... (GRUNTS)
-(GIGGLES)
817
00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:36,547
Wave...WaverIy!
818
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,967
(CRIES OUT)
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