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Your transfer to Black Rock
Prison is set for 0600 hours.
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You taste different.
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- For the greater good.
- How are you holding up?
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I feel strong.
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- What did you do?
- You play ball, I'll
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- help you break the Earp Curse.
- What do we do now?
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Find everything from the
Ghost River Triangle and kill it.
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- What about Black Badge?
- They should be scared of me.
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No matter what they say, I
only really have one job now.
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So here we are.
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You and me.
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All sticky.
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We've been stickier.
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This water smells like turnips.
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In hindsight, maybe
visiting the trailer park
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- was not our best idea.
- We combed every scuzzy inch
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of Bobo Nation and not one revenant!
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Maybe the creature we shot
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- ate 'em.
- Like it tried to eat us.
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- I can't believe we agreed to do this.
- Agreed?!
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We were forced at gunpoint
to sign a blood oath.
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We fall in line or
Black Badge makes us bleed.
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- This is the worst.
- What?
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Perks ain't bad.
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- I had to do paperwork.
- And I quote,
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"Whatever goo'd us stunk of living anus
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and was hairier than a prewaxed Nedley."
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- What? That's super accurate.
- One last time,
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never touch the goo.
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At least, we injured
something out there.
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I needed the creature's
body. Living, dead,
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I don't give a shit.
Because until we collect
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every last supernatural entity
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that you let in the Triangle,
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I am stuck in this
"living anus" of a town.
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Willa's the Earp
who let the riffraff in.
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I was the one who bitchslapped
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the tentacle, slid back across the line,
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and sliced it like deli meat.
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But did you kill it?
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Um...
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You may have fooled Moody,
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but I know you helped your
sister bring down the wall.
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The people who matter know the truth.
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Jump in anytime, Henry.
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Anybody got a light?
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Hello?
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Kowalski?!
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This isn't funny, man!
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Jesus? Dude?
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Aaah!
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Mr. Kowalski, I walked
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the whole site myself,
Okay? There's no evidence
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- of foul play.
- What about the blood?
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The creepy noises? The shrieking?
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Jesus hasn't even come back to work.
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Well, Ms. Gardner says he's unreliable.
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You're working under the table too?
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- Yeah.
- I'll file the report
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- anonymously and keep an eye out.
- Alright.
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But unless there's a body
or a missing person's report,
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that's really the best
I can do. See or hear
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anything new, you give me a call, Okay?
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Fine.
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I love watching you work!
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Professional but caring.
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Hoohoo!
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This is my job.
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- Okay?
- Okay...
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I know it doesn't seem
like anything special,
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trying to convince Bill
Lippencott to stop driving
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without a license or
looking for security footage
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to figure out who was
flying a drone over
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- the girls' dance studio.
- But...
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But what?
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Nothing. Forget about it.
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Look, I'ml'm sorry about the whole BBD
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undeputizing thing, Okay,
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- but please don't shut me out.
- I've got cases to track.
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Looks like you might, too.
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Holliday?
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Holliday, did you log your guns?
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Component breakdown, serial numbers?
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I'm sitting right here.
There's no need to holler.
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I don't know how things were
run around here before, but...
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There were a lot less thumbs up asses.
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He's gone. Dolls is gone. He's alone,
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he's injured, and he has a lot
of enemies who want him dead.
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Finally, something
you two have in common.
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- Jeremy, are you ready or not?
- Yes, sir.
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I have narrowed down
the amount of entities
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that have entered the Triangle,
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and I'm developing an algorithm
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- to track them.
- Wait!
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- We know where they are?
- Umm,
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their movement is like
erratic, and they tend
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to dissipate a lot, and, um,
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we have no idea where they are.
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Okay. So we go back to hunting them
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oldfashioned style. Emphasis on the we.
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I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
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- Got prior commitment.
- There's a...
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There's a creepy condo
site that Nicole's gotten
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calls about. Some weird random noises,
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- disappearances.
- We don't do random.
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We have procedures, Okay?
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Wynonna, you try to keep
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your sass mouth in check and shoot
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that cursed gun of yours. You...
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basically get coffee.
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- Hey!
- And you,
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what do you even do
around here, Holliday,
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besides reek of whisky?
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Anyone?
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Lots of... stuff.
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Well, that sounded convincing.
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Holliday, anything to say for yourself?
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Nope.
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Here's the plan. We follow up
on Jeremy's research. And you,
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- get us...
- Coffee and sugar for everyone?
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Cream and sugar.
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Earp, you never heard of tough love?
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Hey, Lucado, hey.
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How's the demotion going?
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No, I don't want to be here.
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Okay? But if we don't start producing,
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Moody's gonna pull the plug on this.
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And all of us.
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Or have you forgotten Eliza?
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What do you want me to do?
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What you're supposed to.
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Kill me a demon already.
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"Mercedes Gardner"?!
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Mercedes?
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Earp?!
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God, you look good!
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You. Those shoes.
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Don't be fooled. Way down
deep, I'm still the poor,
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little rich girl who slept
with half of Purgatory High.
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Only because genuinely poor
me was doing the other half.
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Bitch, bring it in.
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- Hi.
- Ooh!
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What's the second
most hated chick in Purgatory
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- doing back after, what?
- 12 years.
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Buying it back piece by piece.
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After that mass poisoning last month...
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- Thank you very much.
- De nada.
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Real estate hit rock bottom.
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The whole town's up for
grabs. It's cheap as chips.
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You walked those
stripper heels back here
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just to turn us into
a bedroom community?
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It's not the revenge that
Willa and I all dreamed up
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back when we were stealing
beers back at the Gas Barn,
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but it is pretty sweet.
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Every once in a while, I wonder what
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Willa would be doing
right now if she hadn't...
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Tell me about it, yeah.
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I am such an asshole. I don't
know why I brought that up.
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I'm... It's ancient history.
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Feels like yesterday to me.
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And now you're a...
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- cop.
- Eww! God, no.
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Yeah, kind of.
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Hey!
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Splooge somewhere else, idiot!
This hair doesn't do itself.
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God!
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- People, am I right?
- Yes.
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Some of 'em have gone missing.
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Guy named Jesus.
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You mean, run off the job?
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People get spoOkayed. We're converting
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a deserted school into condos.
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- Even I get the willies.
- Mind if I have a look?
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Sure, yeah. Just discretion.
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And don't grab anyone's butt.
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I can't afford another harassment suit!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Please don't shoot!
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- Don't shoot.
- Ooh!
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Earl?! You work here?
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Look, II needed a place to stay.
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You remember the whole
lifelong enemies thing, right?
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Probably gonna kill you.
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What is that?
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Shaladelle.
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I haven't smelled that
in years, not since...
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Willa.
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Earl?
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Aah!
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In other news, I found Jesus.
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Doc, I know I told you
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I needed help with something
super disgusting. No!
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I meant super sexy.
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So call me back,
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if you can figure out your phone.
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Wanna tell me where the hell you are?
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No! No!
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Please.
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Shaladelle.
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- Willa?
- Ooh!
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Coffee?
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This will work.
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This, however,
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will not.
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Now all I need is a coOkay.
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Look,
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you clean it up, the place
is yours. What do you think?
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Well, I think you'd
rather wear a ball gown
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down Main Street than do me any favours.
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So I've got to ask:
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What's in it for you?
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Well, there's something
about this place that attracts
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those citizens I need to
keep my eyes on the most.
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You know, the dregs of Purgatory.
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So, when Shorty's was declared abandoned
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and needed a new owner,
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I thought of you.
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I can respect that,
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even if it is lazy as shit.
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You got the cash to pay the taxes
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to get her up and running or not?
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I am a man of means.
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I will find a way.
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- So many layers.
- God.
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It's disturbing how
happy you are right now.
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Though it is more of a Jeremy thing.
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So why is Lucado sticking
you in here with this
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when you should be out sticking
it to supernatural nasties?
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Because she doesn't need dead humans,
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she needs the things that get them dead.
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She's... dangerous.
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If we don't follow her rules...
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Yeah, it really is up to
the rest of us, isn't it?
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You, me... Jeremy...
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Lucado's lapdog is not one of us!
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Okay.
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And so where are we on Doc these days?
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Even when he's here, he's not here.
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What is he doing that's so important?
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Mourning his stupid hat?
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I mean, it was a good hat.
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We're a team.
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And we will always be
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a team.
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With or without...
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Yeah.
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I miss him too.
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Even if he is a demon lizard.
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Dead demon lizard.
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Hey! Don't say that.
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Dolls will make it through,
Okay? I know it in my heart.
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This annoying positivity
thing, always been there
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or just a byproduct of
banging a hot redhead?
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Less banging, more cold shoulder?
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It's for her own protection.
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You know, I would die if
anything happened to her.
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It's just... I mean, she could like...
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- My God!
- My God!
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- Shoot it!
- Lucado would want it alive!
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00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:06,323
- What?! My God!
- I hate myself for saying that.
262
00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:08,692
Aah! My God!
263
00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:10,193
How are you doing? Still having fun?
264
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:11,762
I'm good.
265
00:13:14,176 --> 00:13:15,943
Voicemail?
266
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,673
Lucado, pick up the phone!
267
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:18,931
Maybe try Jeremy again?
268
00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:20,960
How long before this thing
eats its way out of the can?
269
00:13:20,962 --> 00:13:23,551
Pretty sure if I get off, it's
gonna eat its way through me!
270
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,087
- Not if I shoot it.
- You sure Peacemaker likes you again?
271
00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:28,489
- I beg your... What?
- Your aim's never been super.
272
00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:29,857
- I'll try.
- You'll try?!
273
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,492
Come on, KungFu Princess! Ready?
274
00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:33,194
Okay.
275
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,768
Waves, don't!
276
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,515
Told you I'd dead it.
277
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,509
- It's dead, right though?
- Sucked its last dude dry.
278
00:13:58,512 --> 00:14:00,053
So many jOkayes, can't even choose.
279
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,623
Hey. Goo alert.
280
00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:04,659
- Goo alert!
- Motherslimer!
281
00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:06,627
- I'll get you a towel.
- No!
282
00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:08,196
- But the goo's...
- Goo bad,
283
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,964
decontamination shower worse.
284
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,999
This is your breaking point?
285
00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:14,569
Dude, Lucado's not even here,
we're gonna play by her rules?
286
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,571
- No?
- This may be a shitshow,
287
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,906
- but it's our shitshow.
- So we're back?
288
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,509
Call Doc, maybe he'll
pick up for you, and tell him
289
00:14:21,544 --> 00:14:23,482
to meet us at the homestead
for an emergency symposium.
290
00:14:23,484 --> 00:14:25,654
Awesome sauce! But what do we do
291
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:28,049
- with demon spidey?
- Put it on Lucado's desk
292
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,052
with a note from me that says...
293
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,330
You're gonna stare that
hard, you should at least
294
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,965
introduce yourself.
295
00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:47,935
- Doc.
- I said I'd be back.
296
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,871
And I said I'd call you.
297
00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:52,073
I didn't come to fight,
Rosita, merely to inquire
298
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,975
on my proposition.
299
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,777
- You think you need more time...
- I don't.
300
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,045
It's too expensive for
your sorry ass and damn near
301
00:14:58,081 --> 00:15:00,081
- impossible.
- I've been "damn near"
302
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,950
many things in my long life
and still, here I stand.
303
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,054
Where did you get the goods?
304
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,023
I know they're not legal.
305
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,058
Frankly,
306
00:15:11,094 --> 00:15:13,060
that's what I thought might entice you.
307
00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:15,897
Is this for your
friend with the big gun?
308
00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:17,265
It is not.
309
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,167
Answer's still no.
310
00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:21,903
- I can pay.
- I don't need money.
311
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,805
Or anything else you got.
312
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,974
Well, you can't blame a man for trying.
313
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,237
One more thing. Do you have a pen?
314
00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:39,787
It's my final offer.
315
00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:43,090
And something you do need.
316
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,731
Waverly? Well, hello, darlin'.
317
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,700
A symposium?
318
00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:58,393
That's what I'm talking about.
319
00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:01,617
So coconutty and good.
320
00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:04,617
- Usurper!
- Okay, sorry, sorry!
321
00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:08,149
Jeremy, one of these
days, you're gonna step out
322
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,719
of the shower, and I'm gonna
be there waiting, watching.
323
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:15,005
I, I have an inverted nipple.
324
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,060
What are you...? What is that doing
325
00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:21,385
here near my snacks?
326
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,731
Okay, Waverly said if
I came over then, um,
327
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:26,267
I could examine it.
328
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:28,069
She's trying to get you on board.
329
00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,071
On board what?
330
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:32,673
Never mind, ittybitty titty.
331
00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:38,045
Hey, did she happen to mention
332
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,681
if and when Doc is gonna grace us
333
00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:42,383
- with his presence?
- Um, I'm sorry.
334
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,451
Doc's... Doc'sDoc's coming here?
335
00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:46,120
Yeah.
336
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:48,389
Want me to wait outside for him?
337
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,791
I'm not the boss of you, so...
338
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,961
- Sure, go.
- Okay!
339
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,401
My boss is gone.
340
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,236
Maybe forever.
341
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,807
But when you're gone, you're...
342
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:09,377
gone.
343
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,249
That's a beautiful photo.
344
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,885
The one I've been cropped out of?
345
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:19,420
Hey, listen to this.
346
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,957
"I hate that they brought
the baby into the house."
347
00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:24,926
There's something wrong with it.
348
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:28,262
"Mama told Daddy that we
have to do what is right."
349
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,197
What does that even mean?
350
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:33,000
"And why does she get
the pretty name? Waverly.
351
00:17:33,036 --> 00:17:35,770
Whatever. She'll never be one of us."
352
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,873
Willa was just a kid.
353
00:17:38,908 --> 00:17:40,474
Yeah.
354
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,376
She didn't think I was an Earp.
355
00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:44,478
And
356
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,348
- neither did Bobo.
- Bobo?
357
00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:51,285
What wouldn't that
gaslighting sociopath
358
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,888
- say to freak you out?
- There was another side to him.
359
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:57,256
- A side that wouldn't lie to me.
- This is crazy.
360
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,193
Look, you are the...
361
00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:01,195
the "Earpiest" Earp of them all.
362
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:11,172
- I guess we're still fighting.
- No, someone's coming up the...
363
00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:12,873
Do you have any idea
when Doc's planning
364
00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:15,176
- stairs.
- Shit.
365
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:16,344
Hi, Wynonna.
366
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,664
- Sorry.
- I'm gonna go.
367
00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:21,613
Cool kicks.
368
00:18:21,649 --> 00:18:24,083
- Sorry.
- Okay.
369
00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:26,251
Don't even worry about it.
370
00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:28,854
She wanted to leave.
371
00:18:28,889 --> 00:18:31,523
Are you... What's wrong?
372
00:18:32,853 --> 00:18:34,853
What? Is this about Willa? 'Cause back
373
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:37,429
at Black Badge, you
said her name. I was...
374
00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:42,314
She's haunting me.
375
00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:44,516
- What?
- She's fullon womaninblack
376
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,418
haunting me. I mean,
she's all veiledup but...
377
00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:48,486
How do you know it's her?
378
00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:51,122
- Mama's perfume?
- Willa loved it best.
379
00:18:51,158 --> 00:18:53,091
And I keep seeing this...
380
00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:54,960
this figure.
381
00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:58,196
- And sheshe smells like...
- Like Shaladelle?
382
00:18:58,232 --> 00:19:00,131
Why is she haunting me?
383
00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:04,302
I mean, besides the
fact that I killed her?
384
00:19:04,338 --> 00:19:06,171
Wait.
385
00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:09,641
What if Willa can't leave?
386
00:19:09,676 --> 00:19:11,643
Look at this room.
387
00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:13,578
Yeah, it's a freaking museum.
388
00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:15,580
We never let her go.
389
00:19:15,616 --> 00:19:18,483
She was our sister. And an Earp.
390
00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:20,837
Who chose to turn against us.
391
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,490
Okay.
392
00:19:25,525 --> 00:19:27,025
You know how to exorcise
393
00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:29,461
something bad, Earp or not?
394
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,400
Lots of fire.
395
00:19:36,837 --> 00:19:39,604
Viscous cutaneous membrane.
396
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,208
Signs of an exoskeleton.
397
00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:45,777
Whether it was growing
one or has recently molted
398
00:19:45,812 --> 00:19:48,146
is yet to be determined.
399
00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:51,049
Much like the trajectory of my career.
400
00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:53,051
I should be in a Black Badge lab.
401
00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:55,086
One thing you learn about Purgatory,
402
00:19:55,122 --> 00:19:57,822
there are no "shoulds."
The sooner you accept this,
403
00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,425
the sooner you can relax.
404
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,194
Dude, I don't...
405
00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:04,229
I don't relax.
406
00:20:04,264 --> 00:20:07,035
But if I did, I'd want
it to be with you. Haha!
407
00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:09,731
But I don't know.
408
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:11,965
It's wonderful. Can you teach me
409
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,847
- to use voicemail?
- Doc!
410
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,208
- Finally!
- Ladies, where's the fire?
411
00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:19,878
- Outside. Five minutes.
- Okay, sorry.
412
00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:22,847
- You brought the booze, right?
- Yes.
413
00:20:22,883 --> 00:20:24,716
- Come on.
- Don't use all
414
00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:27,319
the whisky and start the fire?
415
00:20:27,354 --> 00:20:29,821
They're really doing it.
416
00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:31,756
Should we stop 'em?
417
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:34,392
You can't stop an Earp, son.
418
00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:37,429
Not without some buffalo tranquilizers.
419
00:20:38,699 --> 00:20:40,419
Don't put my pants on the fire!
420
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,209
Calm down, sis. Of course,
we own the house.
421
00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:53,345
Mom and Dad left it to all of us.
422
00:20:57,702 --> 00:20:59,702
I'll be home soon.
423
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:03,121
Anyway, we'll talk there.
424
00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:04,789
I don't care if Tucker likes it!
425
00:21:04,825 --> 00:21:07,392
We have to stick together,
even if it kills us.
426
00:21:09,629 --> 00:21:11,629
I'll see you soon.
427
00:21:23,944 --> 00:21:25,910
Viewings are from 9 to 5!
428
00:21:27,771 --> 00:21:29,604
During nonfreak hours.
429
00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:40,458
What?
430
00:21:44,831 --> 00:21:47,399
Aaah, it's working.
431
00:21:47,434 --> 00:21:49,868
What is? The ghost of Willa leaving?
432
00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:52,637
No. This. I'm all boozy inside.
433
00:21:54,775 --> 00:21:56,541
Doc.
434
00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:00,992
I am a woman!
435
00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:05,950
- I made fire. Hahaha! See it?
- Wooowoo! Yeah!
436
00:22:05,986 --> 00:22:08,853
I may have glimpsed its fiery glory.
437
00:22:08,889 --> 00:22:10,177
Considering Black Badge
438
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,814
is a festering pile of "unfun,"
439
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:15,260
I consider one glorious thing
440
00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:16,594
a win.
441
00:22:16,606 --> 00:22:19,273
It's Willa's stuff.
442
00:22:19,332 --> 00:22:21,332
Sometimes, it's good to say goodbye.
443
00:22:21,368 --> 00:22:23,735
Alright. Whoo!
444
00:22:31,271 --> 00:22:33,204
Am I to assume
445
00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:35,480
that our "symposium" is postponed?
446
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,817
I thought I could keep the team together.
447
00:22:38,852 --> 00:22:41,286
I can't be the leader.
448
00:22:41,321 --> 00:22:43,388
I can't. I... I'm only good
449
00:22:43,423 --> 00:22:45,457
at busting the leader's balls.
450
00:22:47,494 --> 00:22:50,495
It is alright to miss him, Wynonna.
451
00:22:52,765 --> 00:22:54,866
I didn't know when we rescued Dolls,
452
00:22:54,901 --> 00:22:56,734
we wouldn't get to keep him.
453
00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:59,337
He cannot come back here.
454
00:22:59,372 --> 00:23:01,606
This is the first place
they will look for him.
455
00:23:03,577 --> 00:23:05,410
I never thought I'd
see you again either.
456
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,646
And then, at the party...
457
00:23:10,383 --> 00:23:11,683
there you were.
458
00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:15,407
As were you.
459
00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:18,245
Both of you.
460
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,693
I would never have kissed him
461
00:23:21,728 --> 00:23:23,528
if I didn't think that you were dead.
462
00:23:23,563 --> 00:23:25,497
Come now, Wynonna, we
never lied to each other.
463
00:23:25,532 --> 00:23:27,332
You are free to kiss whoever you like.
464
00:23:30,229 --> 00:23:33,597
As long as they want you too.
465
00:23:35,301 --> 00:23:38,268
I mean, how do you do that?
466
00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:40,537
How do you do it?
467
00:23:40,573 --> 00:23:43,140
- Do what?
- Turn your feelings on and off
468
00:23:43,175 --> 00:23:45,142
like that, like a robot.
469
00:23:45,177 --> 00:23:47,110
Not to mention your loyalty.
470
00:23:47,146 --> 00:23:49,179
Where the hell have you been lately?
471
00:23:49,215 --> 00:23:51,615
I have ponies that need
watering from time to time.
472
00:23:51,650 --> 00:23:54,718
Cute. Okay, but here's
473
00:23:54,753 --> 00:23:57,354
if we don't
play ball with Black Badge,
474
00:23:57,389 --> 00:24:00,324
then we're dead. Waverly too.
475
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,026
So I need you to nut up,
and I need you to show up!
476
00:24:03,062 --> 00:24:06,129
Why should I?
To watch you get soft?
477
00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:09,266
Become an easy target
for Lucado's bullshit?
478
00:24:09,301 --> 00:24:11,468
This coming from a selfindulgent,
479
00:24:11,503 --> 00:24:14,104
egomaniacal... asshole!
480
00:24:14,139 --> 00:24:17,341
Don't forget "friend."
481
00:24:23,749 --> 00:24:26,216
Eggshell!
482
00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:29,119
- Eggshell!
- Semigloss.
483
00:24:29,154 --> 00:24:31,421
Okay, no. I thought for sure
it was a piece of exoskeleton,
484
00:24:31,423 --> 00:24:33,423
because that would make
sense, right? But it's not.
485
00:24:33,425 --> 00:24:35,425
It's an eggshell. It's an eggshell!
486
00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:37,628
- Do I need to slap you?
- The creature you shot
487
00:24:37,663 --> 00:24:40,163
wasn't the creature. It was a baby.
488
00:24:40,199 --> 00:24:43,400
- What?
- And I think it has siblings.
489
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,204
Yeah?
490
00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:50,574
Please help me, Wynonna. It's coming.
491
00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:53,310
They're coming. They're coming
and they're gonna kill me!
492
00:25:02,722 --> 00:25:04,858
Whoa.
493
00:25:04,861 --> 00:25:07,158
This is really gonna
effup your property values.
494
00:25:07,161 --> 00:25:09,631
- Do you still smok?
- God, no.
495
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,754
- Let's get you somewhere safe.
- Stay with her.
496
00:25:12,757 --> 00:25:15,967
- I'm gonna pok around. Okay?
- I'm such a shit, Wynonna.
497
00:25:16,002 --> 00:25:18,069
People used to make fun of you
498
00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:20,104
when you talked about
what happened to Willa.
499
00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:22,807
I was too chicken to say
it, but I believed you.
500
00:25:22,842 --> 00:25:24,942
Demons, they do exist.
501
00:25:24,978 --> 00:25:27,424
- And now I kill them.
- Come on.
502
00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:29,461
I got peach Schnapps
503
00:25:29,464 --> 00:25:32,083
in my go bag and some travel checkers.
504
00:25:32,118 --> 00:25:34,118
'Cause this night wouldn't be complete
505
00:25:34,153 --> 00:25:37,154
without a hellish road
trip through my childhood.
506
00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,759
Earl,
507
00:25:41,794 --> 00:25:45,630
it's your old pal Wynonna.
508
00:25:58,028 --> 00:26:00,962
No!
509
00:26:04,284 --> 00:26:06,083
Earl, Earl, Earl...
510
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,214
I'm pretty sure the condo association
511
00:26:08,217 --> 00:26:10,117
doesn't allow eightlegged pets.
512
00:26:11,816 --> 00:26:13,649
They're not mine.
513
00:26:13,684 --> 00:26:16,151
III get skid marks
in my shorts every time
514
00:26:16,187 --> 00:26:18,387
- I hear them in the walls.
- I don't want to hear
515
00:26:18,422 --> 00:26:20,489
- about your shorts. Ever.
- I've been in Purgatory
516
00:26:20,524 --> 00:26:22,491
for 95 years,
517
00:26:22,526 --> 00:26:24,860
working for Bobo, but
now what have I got?
518
00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:27,596
A chance to freelance,
create your own destiny.
519
00:26:27,631 --> 00:26:29,665
Forget about Dolls, be your own woman.
520
00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:32,768
I feel like I might
have lost the plot a bit.
521
00:26:32,803 --> 00:26:35,137
You... you were saying?
522
00:26:35,172 --> 00:26:37,539
All I dream about isis not...
523
00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:39,875
not having to run anymore.
524
00:26:39,910 --> 00:26:42,845
I dream of not having
to chase your sorry asses.
525
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,647
It's... it's almost like we're cursed.
526
00:26:45,683 --> 00:26:48,217
I don't know who
hates it more, you or me.
527
00:26:48,252 --> 00:26:50,285
We're the ones getting sucked into Hell
528
00:26:50,321 --> 00:26:52,454
in a neverending loop that eats away
529
00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:55,290
- at our sanities, so...
- You're right. It's totally me.
530
00:26:55,326 --> 00:26:57,726
- I don't want to die.
- Well, you're in luck.
531
00:26:57,761 --> 00:27:00,796
I've just been promised a
new way to break the curse.
532
00:27:00,831 --> 00:27:03,132
Sold my soul to Black Badge to get it,
533
00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:05,467
but might mean not having
to kill everyone in sight.
534
00:27:05,503 --> 00:27:07,503
Wait, so we could all be free?
535
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:09,471
Yeah.
536
00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:11,707
I could stay here and protect it.
537
00:27:13,377 --> 00:27:15,110
Protect what?
538
00:27:15,146 --> 00:27:17,679
This place is old, you know.
539
00:27:17,715 --> 00:27:19,715
Almost as old as me.
540
00:27:20,851 --> 00:27:22,751
Earl?
541
00:27:22,786 --> 00:27:24,753
Earl, this condo
542
00:27:24,788 --> 00:27:27,396
is being built on an old school, right?
543
00:27:28,392 --> 00:27:30,225
Anything original still left?
544
00:27:30,261 --> 00:27:33,662
There's a few nooks
and crannies no one uses.
545
00:27:33,697 --> 00:27:35,697
Great. Can we get into them?
546
00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:52,447
Holliday.
547
00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,194
Son of a bitch! What is this?
548
00:28:05,229 --> 00:28:07,596
- It's a chapel.
- What would a chapel
549
00:28:07,631 --> 00:28:10,399
be doing in a... Trinity.
Catholic school. Right.
550
00:28:10,434 --> 00:28:12,367
- It's calling to me.
- You like this?
551
00:28:12,403 --> 00:28:14,685
I know a cathedral in France
that'll blow your skirt up.
552
00:28:14,688 --> 00:28:16,838
You're not worthy of its glory.
553
00:28:16,874 --> 00:28:18,907
If I had a nickel for
every guy who said that
554
00:28:18,943 --> 00:28:21,176
before we danced.
555
00:28:28,485 --> 00:28:30,652
Stupid Earl.
556
00:28:32,489 --> 00:28:34,523
What are you doing here?!
557
00:28:34,558 --> 00:28:36,425
I don't know what's
behind door number one,
558
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,020
but I'm pretty sure it's not a SeaDoo.
559
00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:41,263
I'm not leaving you
alone to face... Earl?
560
00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:43,732
They look so peaceful when they sleep.
561
00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:45,801
Alright, just stand back.
562
00:28:53,777 --> 00:28:56,712
I recall pretty clearly
563
00:28:56,747 --> 00:28:59,681
that my front door was
locked up for the night.
564
00:28:59,717 --> 00:29:02,784
So was my safe.
565
00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:05,454
A governmentissued safe
566
00:29:05,489 --> 00:29:07,856
from which classified
documents were stolen.
567
00:29:07,891 --> 00:29:11,090
You have five minutes to give them
back or I arrest you for treason.
568
00:29:13,697 --> 00:29:16,231
I wonder what your
arrest warrant would say,
569
00:29:16,267 --> 00:29:18,367
Ms. Lucado, if I was to leak
570
00:29:18,402 --> 00:29:20,736
the information I found in
said governmentissued safe.
571
00:29:20,771 --> 00:29:22,671
Mr. Moody
572
00:29:22,706 --> 00:29:25,307
might be interested to learn
that you hired mercenaries
573
00:29:25,342 --> 00:29:27,276
behind his back
574
00:29:27,311 --> 00:29:29,244
to "terminate" Deputy Marshall Dolls,
575
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,614
all paid for out of your
own personal accounts.
576
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:36,051
How did you know you would
find something incriminating?
577
00:29:36,086 --> 00:29:38,287
You said Dolls was injured,
578
00:29:38,322 --> 00:29:40,055
that was very specific.
579
00:29:43,927 --> 00:29:47,062
So, what can I get you
580
00:29:47,097 --> 00:29:49,431
in exchange for those documents?
581
00:29:49,466 --> 00:29:51,466
Nostrings investment
582
00:29:51,502 --> 00:29:53,402
in this fine establishment.
583
00:29:53,437 --> 00:29:56,405
And cash if you're amenable.
584
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:08,684
Well, that's what you need,
585
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,787
but is that all you want?
586
00:30:11,822 --> 00:30:14,589
Most definitely.
587
00:30:18,962 --> 00:30:21,697
You could have asked me to
call off the hunt for Dolls.
588
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:25,033
He's already killed the
assassins you sent, hasn't he?
589
00:30:25,069 --> 00:30:26,702
Or to lay off the Earp girls.
590
00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:28,837
Thought never crossed my mind.
591
00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:36,912
You bring me the documents,
I'll have your cash by morning.
592
00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:40,115
Much obliged. And Jeannie?
593
00:30:41,819 --> 00:30:44,486
This is what I bring to the team.
594
00:31:07,578 --> 00:31:10,612
Holy Body Snatchers.
595
00:31:12,816 --> 00:31:15,851
- Should we call in the team?
- Baby girl...
596
00:31:17,187 --> 00:31:20,155
we is the team.
597
00:31:46,950 --> 00:31:48,428
My God!
598
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,820
I don't know if I should
be frightened or jealous.
599
00:31:51,855 --> 00:31:53,622
Us, one, slimy guys,
600
00:31:53,657 --> 00:31:55,724
negative infinity.
601
00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:58,193
Though they did get my
favourite suede shoes.
602
00:31:58,228 --> 00:32:01,029
You wore suede?! What
is it, your first day?
603
00:32:01,064 --> 00:32:03,098
Thank God you two showed up.
604
00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,133
The Earp girls. Who knew?
605
00:32:05,169 --> 00:32:07,903
And to add insult to
injury, you're stuck with me.
606
00:32:07,938 --> 00:32:09,838
I sold my place out East two days ago.
607
00:32:09,873 --> 00:32:12,941
Nooo. Run as fast as you can.
608
00:32:12,944 --> 00:32:14,676
You remember my brother
and sister, right?
609
00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:16,679
Beth and Tucker.
610
00:32:17,648 --> 00:32:19,514
They wreaked havoc on the family fortune
611
00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,217
and guess who gets to swoop
in and clean it all up.
612
00:32:22,252 --> 00:32:24,219
It always comes down to
the big sisters, doesn't it?
613
00:32:24,221 --> 00:32:25,954
Not always.
614
00:32:25,989 --> 00:32:27,556
It's just like the old days,
615
00:32:27,591 --> 00:32:29,591
except you're hotter, I'm rich,
616
00:32:29,626 --> 00:32:31,352
and if we get drunk
617
00:32:31,355 --> 00:32:33,562
and steal a local squad
car, you could get us off.
618
00:32:33,564 --> 00:32:35,096
Sounds like my kind of Wednesday.
619
00:32:35,132 --> 00:32:37,799
Guys, this stuff
is starting to squish
620
00:32:37,835 --> 00:32:40,969
into cringeworthy
crevices, so I gotta go.
621
00:33:11,012 --> 00:33:13,212
We terminated a dozen or so pods
622
00:33:13,247 --> 00:33:15,848
which in turn destroyed
the primary eggsack thing.
623
00:33:15,883 --> 00:33:18,274
But we checked what we
thought were its vitals.
624
00:33:18,277 --> 00:33:19,919
It was mostly yolk at this point,
625
00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:22,188
so we're pretty confident it's dead.
626
00:33:22,223 --> 00:33:25,428
Jeremy! I'm decontaminating
into a prune! Am I done?
627
00:33:25,431 --> 00:33:28,399
Yes. Yes. Coming. Coming.
628
00:33:30,431 --> 00:33:32,398
And then I took off all my clothes
629
00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:35,067
and danced Gangnam Style
while eating a goo omelet...
630
00:33:35,103 --> 00:33:36,402
Delish.
631
00:33:36,437 --> 00:33:38,170
Great! Good!
632
00:33:38,206 --> 00:33:39,972
Bag that thing
633
00:33:40,007 --> 00:33:42,975
and, well, Jeremy
knows what to do. Okay?
634
00:33:45,346 --> 00:33:47,246
She... she didn't have any questions.
635
00:33:47,281 --> 00:33:49,715
Yes, I have one.
636
00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:51,851
Did smashing all those
demon eggs make you wet?
637
00:33:53,221 --> 00:33:56,222
Well, I like my job,
638
00:33:56,257 --> 00:33:58,858
but it hasn't bought me
dinner in a really long time.
639
00:34:01,729 --> 00:34:04,730
God, no. It's...
640
00:34:04,766 --> 00:34:08,367
No, it's just that... I think, um...
641
00:34:08,402 --> 00:34:11,337
This right here is a Krakinos.
642
00:34:11,372 --> 00:34:13,272
Typically, they're submerged in water.
643
00:34:13,307 --> 00:34:16,408
So why was it in the basement?
644
00:34:16,444 --> 00:34:18,444
Stupid Earl shouldn't
have been there either.
645
00:34:18,479 --> 00:34:21,013
And then, and then there
was that ghostly figure.
646
00:34:21,048 --> 00:34:24,083
All this supernatural shit
being drawn to one place.
647
00:34:24,118 --> 00:34:26,886
Or... or to something in that place.
648
00:34:26,921 --> 00:34:29,088
A thing that could still be there.
649
00:34:29,123 --> 00:34:31,423
- Shit!
- Shit.
650
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,100
It is downright postapocalyptic in here.
651
00:34:41,135 --> 00:34:43,369
It smells like bad
beer and worse choices.
652
00:34:43,404 --> 00:34:45,237
I'll make it work.
653
00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:48,974
I'd love to think it was my charm
654
00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,710
- that changed your mind.
- Think again.
655
00:34:51,746 --> 00:34:53,445
I don't like being blackmailed.
656
00:34:53,481 --> 00:34:56,348
Trust me, I know the feeling.
657
00:34:56,384 --> 00:34:58,317
But this is for a friend.
658
00:35:01,189 --> 00:35:03,322
I'm tired of running and hiding.
659
00:35:03,357 --> 00:35:05,457
And then running again.
660
00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:07,726
As long as you work for me, Rosie,
661
00:35:07,762 --> 00:35:09,862
you can rest those weary legs.
662
00:35:14,035 --> 00:35:15,901
You cannot sell this sludge in here.
663
00:35:15,937 --> 00:35:18,470
We'll not have any of your
hipster elderflower concoctions.
664
00:35:18,506 --> 00:35:20,973
We are buying better
bourbon. Case closed.
665
00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:25,044
Show me your setup.
666
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:26,512
Your real setup.
667
00:35:33,221 --> 00:35:35,254
Those spiders, Earl,
668
00:35:35,289 --> 00:35:38,224
they were all drawn here
to guard... that thing.
669
00:35:38,259 --> 00:35:40,426
Which means when we toOkay
out the eggs, we cleared
670
00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:42,862
- a path for whoever...
- Whoever came and did this.
671
00:35:42,897 --> 00:35:45,865
Poor, stupid Earl.
672
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,234
Three beasties in one
place, I never even noticed.
673
00:35:48,269 --> 00:35:50,469
Really let the boss down.
674
00:35:50,504 --> 00:35:53,038
Yeah, who cares about Lucado.
675
00:35:53,074 --> 00:35:55,007
I'm not talking about her.
676
00:35:58,279 --> 00:36:01,013
Dolls was never
anything but proud of you.
677
00:36:01,048 --> 00:36:02,815
You can't give up.
678
00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:05,851
I have to give him up. He's gone.
679
00:36:08,256 --> 00:36:09,771
But we ain't.
680
00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:12,787
And we came to fight.
681
00:36:14,395 --> 00:36:16,395
We on the Fury Road express, baby girl,
682
00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:18,297
and there aren't enough flaming guitars
683
00:36:18,332 --> 00:36:20,165
and gassy generals to bring us down.
684
00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:21,967
I like when you're scary.
685
00:36:22,003 --> 00:36:24,065
I'm afraid the scary is just beginning.
686
00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:30,995
Jesus!
687
00:36:30,998 --> 00:36:32,364
Okay, I rang.
688
00:36:32,367 --> 00:36:34,819
- Okay.
- And then I knocked, so...
689
00:36:34,855 --> 00:36:37,122
Waves, this room!
690
00:36:37,157 --> 00:36:38,790
It's really you,
691
00:36:38,825 --> 00:36:40,592
but different.
692
00:36:40,627 --> 00:36:43,061
Yeah, well, I feel different.
693
00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:47,599
- Are you still mad at me?
- Girlfriends fight.
694
00:36:47,634 --> 00:36:49,200
It's... it's Okay. It's...
695
00:36:49,236 --> 00:36:52,036
- It's, it's normal.
- It's kind of the worst.
696
00:36:52,072 --> 00:36:53,538
It's totally the worst! Yeah.
697
00:36:53,573 --> 00:36:55,640
So I got you something.
698
00:36:55,675 --> 00:36:57,742
Ironically. I hope it
doesn't make you mad.
699
00:37:01,781 --> 00:37:04,816
Application forms? But what for?
700
00:37:04,851 --> 00:37:07,952
Birth certificate, medical
records, school documents.
701
00:37:07,988 --> 00:37:10,788
Anything that could
prove I'm an Earp.
702
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,958
- Or not.
- Hey.
703
00:37:13,994 --> 00:37:15,927
I know that going down this road is
704
00:37:15,962 --> 00:37:18,863
really important to you, and...
705
00:37:18,899 --> 00:37:22,033
and as long as you want me,
706
00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:24,002
I will be by your side.
707
00:37:54,935 --> 00:37:57,802
Come on with me. I really mean...
708
00:37:59,005 --> 00:38:00,104
Are you sure?
709
00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:02,006
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
710
00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:04,042
I mean,
711
00:38:04,077 --> 00:38:06,010
best sex is... is makeup sex, right?
712
00:38:07,614 --> 00:38:10,114
And II like you.
713
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:12,684
I like you too.
714
00:38:33,673 --> 00:38:35,273
- Give me a whiskey!
- Sadly,
715
00:38:35,308 --> 00:38:37,542
being as we are not
officially in business
716
00:38:37,577 --> 00:38:39,844
due to some license that gives
me the right to take money
717
00:38:39,879 --> 00:38:42,880
in exchange for liquor,
I can't sell you squat.
718
00:38:42,916 --> 00:38:45,316
Hence the term "give."
719
00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:53,124
Those are cool.
720
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,893
Very vintage.
721
00:38:55,929 --> 00:38:57,895
You're renovating or...?
722
00:38:57,931 --> 00:39:00,565
Just a top coat. No, this bar might be
723
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,568
ugly and scarred, but,
724
00:39:03,603 --> 00:39:05,703
it serves its purpose well.
You're right.
725
00:39:05,739 --> 00:39:07,805
It's good the way it is.
726
00:39:09,876 --> 00:39:13,511
Hey, we Okay?
727
00:39:20,787 --> 00:39:22,954
Hey, I think Lucado's off our ass.
728
00:39:22,989 --> 00:39:25,056
Mostly 'cause she don't give a damn.
729
00:39:25,091 --> 00:39:27,058
As long as she's around,
730
00:39:27,093 --> 00:39:29,560
she's an enemy. She wants you to think
731
00:39:29,596 --> 00:39:31,963
she's indifferent. Do
not turn your back on her.
732
00:39:31,998 --> 00:39:34,165
Maybe I am getting soft?
733
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,235
That makes one of us.
734
00:39:40,307 --> 00:39:41,873
Doc, I... I have this...
735
00:39:41,908 --> 00:39:44,842
gut feeling something is
736
00:39:44,878 --> 00:39:46,678
coming and it's bad.
737
00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:50,915
I should lock up. Apparently,
being a businessman
738
00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:54,052
involves some soulsucking
activity called inventory.
739
00:39:57,290 --> 00:39:59,991
- You keep the bottle.
- Okay.
740
00:40:02,862 --> 00:40:04,862
Thanks.
741
00:40:14,374 --> 00:40:16,374
I'm going to need a dedicated generator
742
00:40:16,409 --> 00:40:18,876
- and way more ventilation.
- I do not want us
743
00:40:18,912 --> 00:40:21,079
- to go drawing attention.
- Yeah, totally
744
00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:23,181
because no one's gonna
notice when this place blows,
745
00:40:23,216 --> 00:40:26,117
leaving nothing but a crater
and one craftbeer tap.
746
00:40:26,152 --> 00:40:28,219
Reverse engineering, synthesizing,
747
00:40:28,254 --> 00:40:30,188
- it's delicate, timely work.
- I can get you
748
00:40:30,223 --> 00:40:32,857
whatever you need except time.
This needs to happen fast.
749
00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:43,768
Burnt every last thing of hers,
750
00:40:43,803 --> 00:40:45,737
but I had to rescue Mr. Plumpkins.
751
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,674
- I have no beef with him.
- What you saw...
752
00:40:51,010 --> 00:40:52,810
do you really think it was her ghost?
753
00:40:55,248 --> 00:40:57,382
Maybe I just wanted it to be her.
754
00:40:57,417 --> 00:41:00,084
Well, I'm okay with
not seeing her again.
755
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,853
She was so
756
00:41:01,888 --> 00:41:04,088
angry and
757
00:41:04,124 --> 00:41:05,857
dark.
758
00:41:05,892 --> 00:41:07,925
The night I shot Daddy,
759
00:41:07,961 --> 00:41:10,228
I couldn't...
760
00:41:10,263 --> 00:41:12,230
I couldn't save her.
761
00:41:15,935 --> 00:41:18,202
Thought this time would be different.
762
00:41:26,846 --> 00:41:29,013
But she will always be our sister.
763
00:41:30,483 --> 00:41:32,884
Once an Earp, always an Earp.
764
00:41:33,887 --> 00:41:35,753
So they say.
765
00:41:35,789 --> 00:41:38,189
Come sit on the porch with me?
766
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:41,593
Nicole.
767
00:41:41,596 --> 00:41:43,895
She's kind of upstairs, so...
768
00:41:43,930 --> 00:41:45,963
Cold shoulder to warm bed?
769
00:41:45,999 --> 00:41:48,366
- Yeah.
- Okay,
770
00:41:48,401 --> 00:41:51,102
well, you go do all that.
771
00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:55,206
When I say "do all
that," I do mean do...
772
00:41:55,241 --> 00:41:58,009
Got it. Hey.
773
00:41:59,345 --> 00:42:02,313
- Hey.
- Yeah.
774
00:42:02,348 --> 00:42:04,081
Go sit.
775
00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:07,385
Okay? Go sit.
776
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:10,121
Even Fury Road has pit stops.
777
00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:35,178
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