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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,007 --> 00:00:02,295 Your transfer to Black Rock Prison is set for 0600 hours. 2 00:00:02,297 --> 00:00:04,859 You taste different. 3 00:00:04,890 --> 00:00:07,609 - For the greater good. - How are you holding up? 4 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:10,102 I feel strong. 5 00:00:10,138 --> 00:00:11,742 - What did you do? - You play ball, I'll 6 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,973 - help you break the Earp Curse. - What do we do now? 7 00:00:13,975 --> 00:00:16,125 Find everything from the Ghost River Triangle and kill it. 8 00:00:16,127 --> 00:00:18,694 - What about Black Badge? - They should be scared of me. 9 00:00:18,715 --> 00:00:21,620 No matter what they say, I only really have one job now. 10 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:34,960 So here we are. 11 00:00:34,996 --> 00:00:37,429 You and me. 12 00:00:37,465 --> 00:00:40,047 All sticky. 13 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:42,535 We've been stickier. 14 00:00:42,571 --> 00:00:44,437 This water smells like turnips. 15 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:47,173 In hindsight, maybe visiting the trailer park 16 00:00:47,209 --> 00:00:50,476 - was not our best idea. - We combed every scuzzy inch 17 00:00:50,512 --> 00:00:52,444 of Bobo Nation and not one revenant! 18 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,380 Maybe the creature we shot 19 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:56,248 - ate 'em. - Like it tried to eat us. 20 00:00:56,284 --> 00:00:59,151 - I can't believe we agreed to do this. - Agreed?! 21 00:00:59,187 --> 00:01:02,621 We were forced at gunpoint to sign a blood oath. 22 00:01:02,657 --> 00:01:05,324 We fall in line or Black Badge makes us bleed. 23 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,526 - This is the worst. - What? 24 00:01:07,562 --> 00:01:10,663 Perks ain't bad. 25 00:01:10,699 --> 00:01:12,998 - I had to do paperwork. - And I quote, 26 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:16,435 "Whatever goo'd us stunk of living anus 27 00:01:16,471 --> 00:01:19,238 and was hairier than a prewaxed Nedley." 28 00:01:19,274 --> 00:01:22,041 - What? That's super accurate. - One last time, 29 00:01:22,077 --> 00:01:23,542 never touch the goo. 30 00:01:23,578 --> 00:01:25,544 At least, we injured something out there. 31 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:28,147 I needed the creature's body. Living, dead, 32 00:01:28,183 --> 00:01:30,416 I don't give a shit. Because until we collect 33 00:01:30,452 --> 00:01:32,451 every last supernatural entity 34 00:01:32,487 --> 00:01:34,320 that you let in the Triangle, 35 00:01:34,356 --> 00:01:36,488 I am stuck in this "living anus" of a town. 36 00:01:36,524 --> 00:01:39,558 Willa's the Earp who let the riffraff in. 37 00:01:39,594 --> 00:01:41,327 I was the one who bitchslapped 38 00:01:41,363 --> 00:01:43,128 the tentacle, slid back across the line, 39 00:01:43,164 --> 00:01:44,348 and sliced it like deli meat. 40 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:47,166 But did you kill it? 41 00:01:47,202 --> 00:01:49,969 Um... 42 00:01:50,005 --> 00:01:52,071 You may have fooled Moody, 43 00:01:52,107 --> 00:01:54,306 but I know you helped your sister bring down the wall. 44 00:01:54,342 --> 00:01:56,108 The people who matter know the truth. 45 00:01:56,144 --> 00:01:58,978 Jump in anytime, Henry. 46 00:02:01,983 --> 00:02:04,316 Anybody got a light? 47 00:02:11,293 --> 00:02:13,359 Hello? 48 00:02:13,395 --> 00:02:15,361 Kowalski?! 49 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:19,098 This isn't funny, man! 50 00:02:26,408 --> 00:02:28,574 Jesus? Dude? 51 00:02:34,249 --> 00:02:35,364 Aaah! 52 00:02:58,073 --> 00:03:00,105 Mr. Kowalski, I walked 53 00:03:00,141 --> 00:03:02,441 the whole site myself, Okay? There's no evidence 54 00:03:02,477 --> 00:03:04,710 - of foul play. - What about the blood? 55 00:03:04,746 --> 00:03:07,746 The creepy noises? The shrieking? 56 00:03:07,782 --> 00:03:10,777 Jesus hasn't even come back to work. 57 00:03:10,801 --> 00:03:13,185 Well, Ms. Gardner says he's unreliable. 58 00:03:13,221 --> 00:03:15,220 You're working under the table too? 59 00:03:15,256 --> 00:03:17,389 - Yeah. - I'll file the report 60 00:03:17,425 --> 00:03:20,259 - anonymously and keep an eye out. - Alright. 61 00:03:20,295 --> 00:03:22,628 But unless there's a body or a missing person's report, 62 00:03:22,664 --> 00:03:24,663 that's really the best I can do. See or hear 63 00:03:24,699 --> 00:03:26,398 anything new, you give me a call, Okay? 64 00:03:26,434 --> 00:03:28,734 Fine. 65 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:31,437 I love watching you work! 66 00:03:31,473 --> 00:03:33,506 Professional but caring. 67 00:03:34,809 --> 00:03:35,809 Hoohoo! 68 00:03:38,546 --> 00:03:40,079 This is my job. 69 00:03:40,115 --> 00:03:42,314 - Okay? - Okay... 70 00:03:42,350 --> 00:03:44,249 I know it doesn't seem like anything special, 71 00:03:44,285 --> 00:03:47,152 trying to convince Bill Lippencott to stop driving 72 00:03:47,188 --> 00:03:49,455 without a license or looking for security footage 73 00:03:49,491 --> 00:03:51,357 to figure out who was flying a drone over 74 00:03:51,393 --> 00:03:53,258 - the girls' dance studio. - But... 75 00:03:53,294 --> 00:03:55,361 But what? 76 00:03:57,599 --> 00:03:59,565 Nothing. Forget about it. 77 00:03:59,601 --> 00:04:03,068 Look, I'ml'm sorry about the whole BBD 78 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:05,170 undeputizing thing, Okay, 79 00:04:05,206 --> 00:04:08,207 - but please don't shut me out. - I've got cases to track. 80 00:04:10,245 --> 00:04:12,211 Looks like you might, too. 81 00:04:30,432 --> 00:04:31,864 Holliday? 82 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,199 Holliday, did you log your guns? 83 00:04:34,235 --> 00:04:36,101 Component breakdown, serial numbers? 84 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,517 I'm sitting right here. There's no need to holler. 85 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,587 I don't know how things were run around here before, but... 86 00:04:40,589 --> 00:04:42,541 There were a lot less thumbs up asses. 87 00:04:42,577 --> 00:04:45,511 He's gone. Dolls is gone. He's alone, 88 00:04:45,514 --> 00:04:47,947 he's injured, and he has a lot of enemies who want him dead. 89 00:04:47,949 --> 00:04:50,316 Finally, something you two have in common. 90 00:04:52,287 --> 00:04:54,253 - Jeremy, are you ready or not? - Yes, sir. 91 00:04:54,289 --> 00:04:56,288 I have narrowed down the amount of entities 92 00:04:56,324 --> 00:04:57,490 that have entered the Triangle, 93 00:04:57,492 --> 00:04:59,425 and I'm developing an algorithm 94 00:04:59,461 --> 00:05:01,260 - to track them. - Wait! 95 00:05:01,296 --> 00:05:04,229 - We know where they are? - Umm, 96 00:05:04,265 --> 00:05:06,331 their movement is like erratic, and they tend 97 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:08,167 to dissipate a lot, and, um, 98 00:05:08,203 --> 00:05:10,469 we have no idea where they are. 99 00:05:10,505 --> 00:05:12,471 Okay. So we go back to hunting them 100 00:05:12,507 --> 00:05:14,740 oldfashioned style. Emphasis on the we. 101 00:05:14,776 --> 00:05:16,596 I'm gonna have to take a rain check. 102 00:05:16,612 --> 00:05:19,726 - Got prior commitment. - There's a... 103 00:05:19,747 --> 00:05:21,914 There's a creepy condo site that Nicole's gotten 104 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:24,917 calls about. Some weird random noises, 105 00:05:24,953 --> 00:05:27,286 - disappearances. - We don't do random. 106 00:05:27,322 --> 00:05:29,455 We have procedures, Okay? 107 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:31,890 Wynonna, you try to keep 108 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:33,926 your sass mouth in check and shoot 109 00:05:33,962 --> 00:05:35,828 that cursed gun of yours. You... 110 00:05:35,864 --> 00:05:38,464 basically get coffee. 111 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,666 - Hey! - And you, 112 00:05:40,702 --> 00:05:42,534 what do you even do around here, Holliday, 113 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,903 besides reek of whisky? 114 00:05:44,939 --> 00:05:46,839 Anyone? 115 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:49,441 Lots of... stuff. 116 00:05:49,477 --> 00:05:51,510 Well, that sounded convincing. 117 00:05:51,546 --> 00:05:53,912 Holliday, anything to say for yourself? 118 00:05:53,948 --> 00:05:56,221 Nope. 119 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:59,618 Here's the plan. We follow up on Jeremy's research. And you, 120 00:05:59,654 --> 00:06:01,687 - get us... - Coffee and sugar for everyone? 121 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:02,893 Cream and sugar. 122 00:06:05,426 --> 00:06:08,293 Earp, you never heard of tough love? 123 00:06:08,329 --> 00:06:09,895 Hey, Lucado, hey. 124 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:12,331 How's the demotion going? 125 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:14,700 No, I don't want to be here. 126 00:06:14,736 --> 00:06:16,535 Okay? But if we don't start producing, 127 00:06:16,571 --> 00:06:18,370 Moody's gonna pull the plug on this. 128 00:06:18,406 --> 00:06:20,272 And all of us. 129 00:06:20,308 --> 00:06:22,608 Or have you forgotten Eliza? 130 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:25,561 What do you want me to do? 131 00:06:25,592 --> 00:06:27,779 What you're supposed to. 132 00:06:27,815 --> 00:06:29,649 Kill me a demon already. 133 00:06:39,527 --> 00:06:41,426 "Mercedes Gardner"?! 134 00:06:45,934 --> 00:06:47,799 Mercedes? 135 00:06:47,835 --> 00:06:49,468 Earp?! 136 00:06:49,504 --> 00:06:51,537 God, you look good! 137 00:06:51,573 --> 00:06:54,039 You. Those shoes. 138 00:06:54,075 --> 00:06:56,408 Don't be fooled. Way down deep, I'm still the poor, 139 00:06:56,444 --> 00:06:59,211 little rich girl who slept with half of Purgatory High. 140 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:02,281 Only because genuinely poor me was doing the other half. 141 00:07:02,317 --> 00:07:04,650 Bitch, bring it in. 142 00:07:04,686 --> 00:07:07,486 - Hi. - Ooh! 143 00:07:07,522 --> 00:07:09,855 What's the second most hated chick in Purgatory 144 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:11,957 - doing back after, what? - 12 years. 145 00:07:11,993 --> 00:07:14,650 Buying it back piece by piece. 146 00:07:14,673 --> 00:07:16,628 After that mass poisoning last month... 147 00:07:16,664 --> 00:07:18,397 - Thank you very much. - De nada. 148 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:19,932 Real estate hit rock bottom. 149 00:07:19,968 --> 00:07:21,968 The whole town's up for grabs. It's cheap as chips. 150 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:24,403 You walked those stripper heels back here 151 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:26,505 just to turn us into a bedroom community? 152 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,707 It's not the revenge that Willa and I all dreamed up 153 00:07:28,743 --> 00:07:30,876 back when we were stealing beers back at the Gas Barn, 154 00:07:30,912 --> 00:07:32,837 but it is pretty sweet. 155 00:07:34,315 --> 00:07:36,582 Every once in a while, I wonder what 156 00:07:36,618 --> 00:07:38,984 Willa would be doing right now if she hadn't... 157 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,253 Tell me about it, yeah. 158 00:07:42,657 --> 00:07:44,990 I am such an asshole. I don't know why I brought that up. 159 00:07:45,026 --> 00:07:47,459 I'm... It's ancient history. 160 00:07:47,495 --> 00:07:49,695 Feels like yesterday to me. 161 00:07:49,731 --> 00:07:51,930 And now you're a... 162 00:07:51,966 --> 00:07:54,900 - cop. - Eww! God, no. 163 00:07:54,936 --> 00:07:56,468 Yeah, kind of. 164 00:07:58,406 --> 00:08:00,272 Hey! 165 00:08:00,308 --> 00:08:03,609 Splooge somewhere else, idiot! This hair doesn't do itself. 166 00:08:03,635 --> 00:08:05,253 God! 167 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:07,446 - People, am I right? - Yes. 168 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:10,449 Some of 'em have gone missing. 169 00:08:10,485 --> 00:08:12,484 Guy named Jesus. 170 00:08:12,518 --> 00:08:14,227 You mean, run off the job? 171 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,921 People get spoOkayed. We're converting 172 00:08:15,923 --> 00:08:17,689 a deserted school into condos. 173 00:08:17,725 --> 00:08:20,626 - Even I get the willies. - Mind if I have a look? 174 00:08:20,662 --> 00:08:22,661 Sure, yeah. Just discretion. 175 00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:24,529 And don't grab anyone's butt. 176 00:08:24,565 --> 00:08:26,565 I can't afford another harassment suit! 177 00:08:31,939 --> 00:08:33,839 Hey! 178 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:36,809 Hey! 179 00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:41,613 - Hey! - Please don't shoot! 180 00:08:41,649 --> 00:08:43,982 - Don't shoot. - Ooh! 181 00:08:44,018 --> 00:08:46,752 Earl?! You work here? 182 00:08:46,788 --> 00:08:48,620 Look, II needed a place to stay. 183 00:08:48,656 --> 00:08:50,556 You remember the whole lifelong enemies thing, right? 184 00:08:50,558 --> 00:08:52,457 Probably gonna kill you. 185 00:08:52,493 --> 00:08:55,694 What is that? 186 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:57,588 Shaladelle. 187 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:00,733 I haven't smelled that in years, not since... 188 00:09:06,507 --> 00:09:08,074 Willa. 189 00:09:19,954 --> 00:09:21,753 Earl? 190 00:09:26,861 --> 00:09:29,594 Aah! 191 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:36,502 In other news, I found Jesus. 192 00:09:38,637 --> 00:09:41,831 Doc, I know I told you 193 00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:44,467 I needed help with something super disgusting. No! 194 00:09:44,503 --> 00:09:46,469 I meant super sexy. 195 00:09:46,505 --> 00:09:48,538 So call me back, 196 00:09:48,573 --> 00:09:51,041 if you can figure out your phone. 197 00:09:51,076 --> 00:09:54,210 Wanna tell me where the hell you are? 198 00:10:08,026 --> 00:10:10,460 No! No! 199 00:10:10,495 --> 00:10:12,495 Please. 200 00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:18,068 Shaladelle. 201 00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:21,604 - Willa? - Ooh! 202 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:25,108 Coffee? 203 00:10:29,514 --> 00:10:31,448 This will work. 204 00:10:35,987 --> 00:10:38,021 This, however, 205 00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:40,023 will not. 206 00:10:40,058 --> 00:10:42,292 Now all I need is a coOkay. 207 00:10:47,032 --> 00:10:48,844 Look, 208 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:51,633 you clean it up, the place is yours. What do you think? 209 00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:55,171 Well, I think you'd rather wear a ball gown 210 00:10:55,207 --> 00:10:57,758 down Main Street than do me any favours. 211 00:10:57,805 --> 00:10:59,175 So I've got to ask: 212 00:10:59,211 --> 00:11:00,991 What's in it for you? 213 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,346 Well, there's something about this place that attracts 214 00:11:03,348 --> 00:11:05,882 those citizens I need to keep my eyes on the most. 215 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,017 You know, the dregs of Purgatory. 216 00:11:08,053 --> 00:11:10,920 So, when Shorty's was declared abandoned 217 00:11:10,956 --> 00:11:13,123 and needed a new owner, 218 00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:15,024 I thought of you. 219 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:17,427 I can respect that, 220 00:11:17,462 --> 00:11:19,362 even if it is lazy as shit. 221 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,498 You got the cash to pay the taxes 222 00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:23,210 to get her up and running or not? 223 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:25,635 I am a man of means. 224 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:28,171 I will find a way. 225 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:33,042 - So many layers. - God. 226 00:11:33,078 --> 00:11:36,346 It's disturbing how happy you are right now. 227 00:11:36,381 --> 00:11:38,615 Though it is more of a Jeremy thing. 228 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:41,351 So why is Lucado sticking you in here with this 229 00:11:41,386 --> 00:11:43,720 when you should be out sticking it to supernatural nasties? 230 00:11:43,755 --> 00:11:46,089 Because she doesn't need dead humans, 231 00:11:46,124 --> 00:11:48,191 she needs the things that get them dead. 232 00:11:49,528 --> 00:11:52,195 She's... dangerous. 233 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,631 If we don't follow her rules... 234 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,966 Yeah, it really is up to the rest of us, isn't it? 235 00:11:57,002 --> 00:11:59,836 You, me... Jeremy... 236 00:11:59,879 --> 00:12:01,845 Lucado's lapdog is not one of us! 237 00:12:01,883 --> 00:12:03,339 Okay. 238 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:05,275 And so where are we on Doc these days? 239 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:08,178 Even when he's here, he's not here. 240 00:12:08,213 --> 00:12:10,346 What is he doing that's so important? 241 00:12:10,382 --> 00:12:12,348 Mourning his stupid hat? 242 00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:14,617 I mean, it was a good hat. 243 00:12:14,653 --> 00:12:17,287 We're a team. 244 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,455 And we will always be 245 00:12:19,491 --> 00:12:21,391 a team. 246 00:12:21,426 --> 00:12:24,206 With or without... 247 00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:25,294 Yeah. 248 00:12:25,297 --> 00:12:28,064 I miss him too. 249 00:12:28,099 --> 00:12:30,183 Even if he is a demon lizard. 250 00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,568 Dead demon lizard. 251 00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,470 Hey! Don't say that. 252 00:12:34,506 --> 00:12:37,297 Dolls will make it through, Okay? I know it in my heart. 253 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:41,698 This annoying positivity thing, always been there 254 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,967 or just a byproduct of banging a hot redhead? 255 00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:47,938 Less banging, more cold shoulder? 256 00:12:47,973 --> 00:12:50,607 It's for her own protection. 257 00:12:50,642 --> 00:12:53,643 You know, I would die if anything happened to her. 258 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,645 It's just... I mean, she could like... 259 00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:01,251 - My God! - My God! 260 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:03,754 - Shoot it! - Lucado would want it alive! 261 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:06,323 - What?! My God! - I hate myself for saying that. 262 00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:08,692 Aah! My God! 263 00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:10,193 How are you doing? Still having fun? 264 00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:11,762 I'm good. 265 00:13:14,176 --> 00:13:15,943 Voicemail? 266 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,673 Lucado, pick up the phone! 267 00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:18,931 Maybe try Jeremy again? 268 00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:20,960 How long before this thing eats its way out of the can? 269 00:13:20,962 --> 00:13:23,551 Pretty sure if I get off, it's gonna eat its way through me! 270 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,087 - Not if I shoot it. - You sure Peacemaker likes you again? 271 00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:28,489 - I beg your... What? - Your aim's never been super. 272 00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:29,857 - I'll try. - You'll try?! 273 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,492 Come on, KungFu Princess! Ready? 274 00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:33,194 Okay. 275 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,768 Waves, don't! 276 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,515 Told you I'd dead it. 277 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,509 - It's dead, right though? - Sucked its last dude dry. 278 00:13:58,512 --> 00:14:00,053 So many jOkayes, can't even choose. 279 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,623 Hey. Goo alert. 280 00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:04,659 - Goo alert! - Motherslimer! 281 00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:06,627 - I'll get you a towel. - No! 282 00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:08,196 - But the goo's... - Goo bad, 283 00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,964 decontamination shower worse. 284 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,999 This is your breaking point? 285 00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:14,569 Dude, Lucado's not even here, we're gonna play by her rules? 286 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,571 - No? - This may be a shitshow, 287 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,906 - but it's our shitshow. - So we're back? 288 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,509 Call Doc, maybe he'll pick up for you, and tell him 289 00:14:21,544 --> 00:14:23,482 to meet us at the homestead for an emergency symposium. 290 00:14:23,484 --> 00:14:25,654 Awesome sauce! But what do we do 291 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:28,049 - with demon spidey? - Put it on Lucado's desk 292 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,052 with a note from me that says... 293 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,330 You're gonna stare that hard, you should at least 294 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,965 introduce yourself. 295 00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:47,935 - Doc. - I said I'd be back. 296 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,871 And I said I'd call you. 297 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:52,073 I didn't come to fight, Rosita, merely to inquire 298 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,975 on my proposition. 299 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,777 - You think you need more time... - I don't. 300 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,045 It's too expensive for your sorry ass and damn near 301 00:14:58,081 --> 00:15:00,081 - impossible. - I've been "damn near" 302 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,950 many things in my long life and still, here I stand. 303 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,054 Where did you get the goods? 304 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,023 I know they're not legal. 305 00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,058 Frankly, 306 00:15:11,094 --> 00:15:13,060 that's what I thought might entice you. 307 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:15,897 Is this for your friend with the big gun? 308 00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:17,265 It is not. 309 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,167 Answer's still no. 310 00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:21,903 - I can pay. - I don't need money. 311 00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,805 Or anything else you got. 312 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,974 Well, you can't blame a man for trying. 313 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,237 One more thing. Do you have a pen? 314 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:39,787 It's my final offer. 315 00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:43,090 And something you do need. 316 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,731 Waverly? Well, hello, darlin'. 317 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,700 A symposium? 318 00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:58,393 That's what I'm talking about. 319 00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:01,617 So coconutty and good. 320 00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:04,617 - Usurper! - Okay, sorry, sorry! 321 00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:08,149 Jeremy, one of these days, you're gonna step out 322 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,719 of the shower, and I'm gonna be there waiting, watching. 323 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:15,005 I, I have an inverted nipple. 324 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,060 What are you...? What is that doing 325 00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:21,385 here near my snacks? 326 00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,731 Okay, Waverly said if I came over then, um, 327 00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:26,267 I could examine it. 328 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:28,069 She's trying to get you on board. 329 00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,071 On board what? 330 00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:32,673 Never mind, ittybitty titty. 331 00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:38,045 Hey, did she happen to mention 332 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,681 if and when Doc is gonna grace us 333 00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:42,383 - with his presence? - Um, I'm sorry. 334 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,451 Doc's... Doc'sDoc's coming here? 335 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:46,120 Yeah. 336 00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:48,389 Want me to wait outside for him? 337 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,791 I'm not the boss of you, so... 338 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,961 - Sure, go. - Okay! 339 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,401 My boss is gone. 340 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,236 Maybe forever. 341 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,807 But when you're gone, you're... 342 00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:09,377 gone. 343 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,249 That's a beautiful photo. 344 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,885 The one I've been cropped out of? 345 00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:19,420 Hey, listen to this. 346 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,957 "I hate that they brought the baby into the house." 347 00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:24,926 There's something wrong with it. 348 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:28,262 "Mama told Daddy that we have to do what is right." 349 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,197 What does that even mean? 350 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:33,000 "And why does she get the pretty name? Waverly. 351 00:17:33,036 --> 00:17:35,770 Whatever. She'll never be one of us." 352 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,873 Willa was just a kid. 353 00:17:38,908 --> 00:17:40,474 Yeah. 354 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,376 She didn't think I was an Earp. 355 00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:44,478 And 356 00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,348 - neither did Bobo. - Bobo? 357 00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:51,285 What wouldn't that gaslighting sociopath 358 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,888 - say to freak you out? - There was another side to him. 359 00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:57,256 - A side that wouldn't lie to me. - This is crazy. 360 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,193 Look, you are the... 361 00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:01,195 the "Earpiest" Earp of them all. 362 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:11,172 - I guess we're still fighting. - No, someone's coming up the... 363 00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:12,873 Do you have any idea when Doc's planning 364 00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:15,176 - stairs. - Shit. 365 00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:16,344 Hi, Wynonna. 366 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,664 - Sorry. - I'm gonna go. 367 00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:21,613 Cool kicks. 368 00:18:21,649 --> 00:18:24,083 - Sorry. - Okay. 369 00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:26,251 Don't even worry about it. 370 00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:28,854 She wanted to leave. 371 00:18:28,889 --> 00:18:31,523 Are you... What's wrong? 372 00:18:32,853 --> 00:18:34,853 What? Is this about Willa? 'Cause back 373 00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:37,429 at Black Badge, you said her name. I was... 374 00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:42,314 She's haunting me. 375 00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:44,516 - What? - She's fullon womaninblack 376 00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,418 haunting me. I mean, she's all veiledup but... 377 00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:48,486 How do you know it's her? 378 00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:51,122 - Mama's perfume? - Willa loved it best. 379 00:18:51,158 --> 00:18:53,091 And I keep seeing this... 380 00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:54,960 this figure. 381 00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:58,196 - And sheshe smells like... - Like Shaladelle? 382 00:18:58,232 --> 00:19:00,131 Why is she haunting me? 383 00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:04,302 I mean, besides the fact that I killed her? 384 00:19:04,338 --> 00:19:06,171 Wait. 385 00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:09,641 What if Willa can't leave? 386 00:19:09,676 --> 00:19:11,643 Look at this room. 387 00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:13,578 Yeah, it's a freaking museum. 388 00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:15,580 We never let her go. 389 00:19:15,616 --> 00:19:18,483 She was our sister. And an Earp. 390 00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:20,837 Who chose to turn against us. 391 00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,490 Okay. 392 00:19:25,525 --> 00:19:27,025 You know how to exorcise 393 00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:29,461 something bad, Earp or not? 394 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,400 Lots of fire. 395 00:19:36,837 --> 00:19:39,604 Viscous cutaneous membrane. 396 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,208 Signs of an exoskeleton. 397 00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:45,777 Whether it was growing one or has recently molted 398 00:19:45,812 --> 00:19:48,146 is yet to be determined. 399 00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:51,049 Much like the trajectory of my career. 400 00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:53,051 I should be in a Black Badge lab. 401 00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:55,086 One thing you learn about Purgatory, 402 00:19:55,122 --> 00:19:57,822 there are no "shoulds." The sooner you accept this, 403 00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,425 the sooner you can relax. 404 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,194 Dude, I don't... 405 00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:04,229 I don't relax. 406 00:20:04,264 --> 00:20:07,035 But if I did, I'd want it to be with you. Haha! 407 00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:09,731 But I don't know. 408 00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:11,965 It's wonderful. Can you teach me 409 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,847 - to use voicemail? - Doc! 410 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,208 - Finally! - Ladies, where's the fire? 411 00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:19,878 - Outside. Five minutes. - Okay, sorry. 412 00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:22,847 - You brought the booze, right? - Yes. 413 00:20:22,883 --> 00:20:24,716 - Come on. - Don't use all 414 00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:27,319 the whisky and start the fire? 415 00:20:27,354 --> 00:20:29,821 They're really doing it. 416 00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:31,756 Should we stop 'em? 417 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:34,392 You can't stop an Earp, son. 418 00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:37,429 Not without some buffalo tranquilizers. 419 00:20:38,699 --> 00:20:40,419 Don't put my pants on the fire! 420 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,209 Calm down, sis. Of course, we own the house. 421 00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:53,345 Mom and Dad left it to all of us. 422 00:20:57,702 --> 00:20:59,702 I'll be home soon. 423 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:03,121 Anyway, we'll talk there. 424 00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:04,789 I don't care if Tucker likes it! 425 00:21:04,825 --> 00:21:07,392 We have to stick together, even if it kills us. 426 00:21:09,629 --> 00:21:11,629 I'll see you soon. 427 00:21:23,944 --> 00:21:25,910 Viewings are from 9 to 5! 428 00:21:27,771 --> 00:21:29,604 During nonfreak hours. 429 00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:40,458 What? 430 00:21:44,831 --> 00:21:47,399 Aaah, it's working. 431 00:21:47,434 --> 00:21:49,868 What is? The ghost of Willa leaving? 432 00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:52,637 No. This. I'm all boozy inside. 433 00:21:54,775 --> 00:21:56,541 Doc. 434 00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:00,992 I am a woman! 435 00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:05,950 - I made fire. Hahaha! See it? - Wooowoo! Yeah! 436 00:22:05,986 --> 00:22:08,853 I may have glimpsed its fiery glory. 437 00:22:08,889 --> 00:22:10,177 Considering Black Badge 438 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,814 is a festering pile of "unfun," 439 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:15,260 I consider one glorious thing 440 00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:16,594 a win. 441 00:22:16,606 --> 00:22:19,273 It's Willa's stuff. 442 00:22:19,332 --> 00:22:21,332 Sometimes, it's good to say goodbye. 443 00:22:21,368 --> 00:22:23,735 Alright. Whoo! 444 00:22:31,271 --> 00:22:33,204 Am I to assume 445 00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:35,480 that our "symposium" is postponed? 446 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,817 I thought I could keep the team together. 447 00:22:38,852 --> 00:22:41,286 I can't be the leader. 448 00:22:41,321 --> 00:22:43,388 I can't. I... I'm only good 449 00:22:43,423 --> 00:22:45,457 at busting the leader's balls. 450 00:22:47,494 --> 00:22:50,495 It is alright to miss him, Wynonna. 451 00:22:52,765 --> 00:22:54,866 I didn't know when we rescued Dolls, 452 00:22:54,901 --> 00:22:56,734 we wouldn't get to keep him. 453 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:59,337 He cannot come back here. 454 00:22:59,372 --> 00:23:01,606 This is the first place they will look for him. 455 00:23:03,577 --> 00:23:05,410 I never thought I'd see you again either. 456 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,646 And then, at the party... 457 00:23:10,383 --> 00:23:11,683 there you were. 458 00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:15,407 As were you. 459 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:18,245 Both of you. 460 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,693 I would never have kissed him 461 00:23:21,728 --> 00:23:23,528 if I didn't think that you were dead. 462 00:23:23,563 --> 00:23:25,497 Come now, Wynonna, we never lied to each other. 463 00:23:25,532 --> 00:23:27,332 You are free to kiss whoever you like. 464 00:23:30,229 --> 00:23:33,597 As long as they want you too. 465 00:23:35,301 --> 00:23:38,268 I mean, how do you do that? 466 00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:40,537 How do you do it? 467 00:23:40,573 --> 00:23:43,140 - Do what? - Turn your feelings on and off 468 00:23:43,175 --> 00:23:45,142 like that, like a robot. 469 00:23:45,177 --> 00:23:47,110 Not to mention your loyalty. 470 00:23:47,146 --> 00:23:49,179 Where the hell have you been lately? 471 00:23:49,215 --> 00:23:51,615 I have ponies that need watering from time to time. 472 00:23:51,650 --> 00:23:54,718 Cute. Okay, but here's 473 00:23:54,753 --> 00:23:57,354 if we don't play ball with Black Badge, 474 00:23:57,389 --> 00:24:00,324 then we're dead. Waverly too. 475 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,026 So I need you to nut up, and I need you to show up! 476 00:24:03,062 --> 00:24:06,129 Why should I? To watch you get soft? 477 00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:09,266 Become an easy target for Lucado's bullshit? 478 00:24:09,301 --> 00:24:11,468 This coming from a selfindulgent, 479 00:24:11,503 --> 00:24:14,104 egomaniacal... asshole! 480 00:24:14,139 --> 00:24:17,341 Don't forget "friend." 481 00:24:23,749 --> 00:24:26,216 Eggshell! 482 00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:29,119 - Eggshell! - Semigloss. 483 00:24:29,154 --> 00:24:31,421 Okay, no. I thought for sure it was a piece of exoskeleton, 484 00:24:31,423 --> 00:24:33,423 because that would make sense, right? But it's not. 485 00:24:33,425 --> 00:24:35,425 It's an eggshell. It's an eggshell! 486 00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:37,628 - Do I need to slap you? - The creature you shot 487 00:24:37,663 --> 00:24:40,163 wasn't the creature. It was a baby. 488 00:24:40,199 --> 00:24:43,400 - What? - And I think it has siblings. 489 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,204 Yeah? 490 00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:50,574 Please help me, Wynonna. It's coming. 491 00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:53,310 They're coming. They're coming and they're gonna kill me! 492 00:25:02,722 --> 00:25:04,858 Whoa. 493 00:25:04,861 --> 00:25:07,158 This is really gonna effup your property values. 494 00:25:07,161 --> 00:25:09,631 - Do you still smok? - God, no. 495 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,754 - Let's get you somewhere safe. - Stay with her. 496 00:25:12,757 --> 00:25:15,967 - I'm gonna pok around. Okay? - I'm such a shit, Wynonna. 497 00:25:16,002 --> 00:25:18,069 People used to make fun of you 498 00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:20,104 when you talked about what happened to Willa. 499 00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:22,807 I was too chicken to say it, but I believed you. 500 00:25:22,842 --> 00:25:24,942 Demons, they do exist. 501 00:25:24,978 --> 00:25:27,424 - And now I kill them. - Come on. 502 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:29,461 I got peach Schnapps 503 00:25:29,464 --> 00:25:32,083 in my go bag and some travel checkers. 504 00:25:32,118 --> 00:25:34,118 'Cause this night wouldn't be complete 505 00:25:34,153 --> 00:25:37,154 without a hellish road trip through my childhood. 506 00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,759 Earl, 507 00:25:41,794 --> 00:25:45,630 it's your old pal Wynonna. 508 00:25:58,028 --> 00:26:00,962 No! 509 00:26:04,284 --> 00:26:06,083 Earl, Earl, Earl... 510 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,214 I'm pretty sure the condo association 511 00:26:08,217 --> 00:26:10,117 doesn't allow eightlegged pets. 512 00:26:11,816 --> 00:26:13,649 They're not mine. 513 00:26:13,684 --> 00:26:16,151 III get skid marks in my shorts every time 514 00:26:16,187 --> 00:26:18,387 - I hear them in the walls. - I don't want to hear 515 00:26:18,422 --> 00:26:20,489 - about your shorts. Ever. - I've been in Purgatory 516 00:26:20,524 --> 00:26:22,491 for 95 years, 517 00:26:22,526 --> 00:26:24,860 working for Bobo, but now what have I got? 518 00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:27,596 A chance to freelance, create your own destiny. 519 00:26:27,631 --> 00:26:29,665 Forget about Dolls, be your own woman. 520 00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:32,768 I feel like I might have lost the plot a bit. 521 00:26:32,803 --> 00:26:35,137 You... you were saying? 522 00:26:35,172 --> 00:26:37,539 All I dream about isis not... 523 00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:39,875 not having to run anymore. 524 00:26:39,910 --> 00:26:42,845 I dream of not having to chase your sorry asses. 525 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,647 It's... it's almost like we're cursed. 526 00:26:45,683 --> 00:26:48,217 I don't know who hates it more, you or me. 527 00:26:48,252 --> 00:26:50,285 We're the ones getting sucked into Hell 528 00:26:50,321 --> 00:26:52,454 in a neverending loop that eats away 529 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:55,290 - at our sanities, so... - You're right. It's totally me. 530 00:26:55,326 --> 00:26:57,726 - I don't want to die. - Well, you're in luck. 531 00:26:57,761 --> 00:27:00,796 I've just been promised a new way to break the curse. 532 00:27:00,831 --> 00:27:03,132 Sold my soul to Black Badge to get it, 533 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:05,467 but might mean not having to kill everyone in sight. 534 00:27:05,503 --> 00:27:07,503 Wait, so we could all be free? 535 00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:09,471 Yeah. 536 00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:11,707 I could stay here and protect it. 537 00:27:13,377 --> 00:27:15,110 Protect what? 538 00:27:15,146 --> 00:27:17,679 This place is old, you know. 539 00:27:17,715 --> 00:27:19,715 Almost as old as me. 540 00:27:20,851 --> 00:27:22,751 Earl? 541 00:27:22,786 --> 00:27:24,753 Earl, this condo 542 00:27:24,788 --> 00:27:27,396 is being built on an old school, right? 543 00:27:28,392 --> 00:27:30,225 Anything original still left? 544 00:27:30,261 --> 00:27:33,662 There's a few nooks and crannies no one uses. 545 00:27:33,697 --> 00:27:35,697 Great. Can we get into them? 546 00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:52,447 Holliday. 547 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,194 Son of a bitch! What is this? 548 00:28:05,229 --> 00:28:07,596 - It's a chapel. - What would a chapel 549 00:28:07,631 --> 00:28:10,399 be doing in a... Trinity. Catholic school. Right. 550 00:28:10,434 --> 00:28:12,367 - It's calling to me. - You like this? 551 00:28:12,403 --> 00:28:14,685 I know a cathedral in France that'll blow your skirt up. 552 00:28:14,688 --> 00:28:16,838 You're not worthy of its glory. 553 00:28:16,874 --> 00:28:18,907 If I had a nickel for every guy who said that 554 00:28:18,943 --> 00:28:21,176 before we danced. 555 00:28:28,485 --> 00:28:30,652 Stupid Earl. 556 00:28:32,489 --> 00:28:34,523 What are you doing here?! 557 00:28:34,558 --> 00:28:36,425 I don't know what's behind door number one, 558 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,020 but I'm pretty sure it's not a SeaDoo. 559 00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:41,263 I'm not leaving you alone to face... Earl? 560 00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:43,732 They look so peaceful when they sleep. 561 00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:45,801 Alright, just stand back. 562 00:28:53,777 --> 00:28:56,712 I recall pretty clearly 563 00:28:56,747 --> 00:28:59,681 that my front door was locked up for the night. 564 00:28:59,717 --> 00:29:02,784 So was my safe. 565 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:05,454 A governmentissued safe 566 00:29:05,489 --> 00:29:07,856 from which classified documents were stolen. 567 00:29:07,891 --> 00:29:11,090 You have five minutes to give them back or I arrest you for treason. 568 00:29:13,697 --> 00:29:16,231 I wonder what your arrest warrant would say, 569 00:29:16,267 --> 00:29:18,367 Ms. Lucado, if I was to leak 570 00:29:18,402 --> 00:29:20,736 the information I found in said governmentissued safe. 571 00:29:20,771 --> 00:29:22,671 Mr. Moody 572 00:29:22,706 --> 00:29:25,307 might be interested to learn that you hired mercenaries 573 00:29:25,342 --> 00:29:27,276 behind his back 574 00:29:27,311 --> 00:29:29,244 to "terminate" Deputy Marshall Dolls, 575 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,614 all paid for out of your own personal accounts. 576 00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:36,051 How did you know you would find something incriminating? 577 00:29:36,086 --> 00:29:38,287 You said Dolls was injured, 578 00:29:38,322 --> 00:29:40,055 that was very specific. 579 00:29:43,927 --> 00:29:47,062 So, what can I get you 580 00:29:47,097 --> 00:29:49,431 in exchange for those documents? 581 00:29:49,466 --> 00:29:51,466 Nostrings investment 582 00:29:51,502 --> 00:29:53,402 in this fine establishment. 583 00:29:53,437 --> 00:29:56,405 And cash if you're amenable. 584 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:08,684 Well, that's what you need, 585 00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,787 but is that all you want? 586 00:30:11,822 --> 00:30:14,589 Most definitely. 587 00:30:18,962 --> 00:30:21,697 You could have asked me to call off the hunt for Dolls. 588 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:25,033 He's already killed the assassins you sent, hasn't he? 589 00:30:25,069 --> 00:30:26,702 Or to lay off the Earp girls. 590 00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:28,837 Thought never crossed my mind. 591 00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:36,912 You bring me the documents, I'll have your cash by morning. 592 00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:40,115 Much obliged. And Jeannie? 593 00:30:41,819 --> 00:30:44,486 This is what I bring to the team. 594 00:31:07,578 --> 00:31:10,612 Holy Body Snatchers. 595 00:31:12,816 --> 00:31:15,851 - Should we call in the team? - Baby girl... 596 00:31:17,187 --> 00:31:20,155 we is the team. 597 00:31:46,950 --> 00:31:48,428 My God! 598 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,820 I don't know if I should be frightened or jealous. 599 00:31:51,855 --> 00:31:53,622 Us, one, slimy guys, 600 00:31:53,657 --> 00:31:55,724 negative infinity. 601 00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:58,193 Though they did get my favourite suede shoes. 602 00:31:58,228 --> 00:32:01,029 You wore suede?! What is it, your first day? 603 00:32:01,064 --> 00:32:03,098 Thank God you two showed up. 604 00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,133 The Earp girls. Who knew? 605 00:32:05,169 --> 00:32:07,903 And to add insult to injury, you're stuck with me. 606 00:32:07,938 --> 00:32:09,838 I sold my place out East two days ago. 607 00:32:09,873 --> 00:32:12,941 Nooo. Run as fast as you can. 608 00:32:12,944 --> 00:32:14,676 You remember my brother and sister, right? 609 00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:16,679 Beth and Tucker. 610 00:32:17,648 --> 00:32:19,514 They wreaked havoc on the family fortune 611 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,217 and guess who gets to swoop in and clean it all up. 612 00:32:22,252 --> 00:32:24,219 It always comes down to the big sisters, doesn't it? 613 00:32:24,221 --> 00:32:25,954 Not always. 614 00:32:25,989 --> 00:32:27,556 It's just like the old days, 615 00:32:27,591 --> 00:32:29,591 except you're hotter, I'm rich, 616 00:32:29,626 --> 00:32:31,352 and if we get drunk 617 00:32:31,355 --> 00:32:33,562 and steal a local squad car, you could get us off. 618 00:32:33,564 --> 00:32:35,096 Sounds like my kind of Wednesday. 619 00:32:35,132 --> 00:32:37,799 Guys, this stuff is starting to squish 620 00:32:37,835 --> 00:32:40,969 into cringeworthy crevices, so I gotta go. 621 00:33:11,012 --> 00:33:13,212 We terminated a dozen or so pods 622 00:33:13,247 --> 00:33:15,848 which in turn destroyed the primary eggsack thing. 623 00:33:15,883 --> 00:33:18,274 But we checked what we thought were its vitals. 624 00:33:18,277 --> 00:33:19,919 It was mostly yolk at this point, 625 00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:22,188 so we're pretty confident it's dead. 626 00:33:22,223 --> 00:33:25,428 Jeremy! I'm decontaminating into a prune! Am I done? 627 00:33:25,431 --> 00:33:28,399 Yes. Yes. Coming. Coming. 628 00:33:30,431 --> 00:33:32,398 And then I took off all my clothes 629 00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:35,067 and danced Gangnam Style while eating a goo omelet... 630 00:33:35,103 --> 00:33:36,402 Delish. 631 00:33:36,437 --> 00:33:38,170 Great! Good! 632 00:33:38,206 --> 00:33:39,972 Bag that thing 633 00:33:40,007 --> 00:33:42,975 and, well, Jeremy knows what to do. Okay? 634 00:33:45,346 --> 00:33:47,246 She... she didn't have any questions. 635 00:33:47,281 --> 00:33:49,715 Yes, I have one. 636 00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:51,851 Did smashing all those demon eggs make you wet? 637 00:33:53,221 --> 00:33:56,222 Well, I like my job, 638 00:33:56,257 --> 00:33:58,858 but it hasn't bought me dinner in a really long time. 639 00:34:01,729 --> 00:34:04,730 God, no. It's... 640 00:34:04,766 --> 00:34:08,367 No, it's just that... I think, um... 641 00:34:08,402 --> 00:34:11,337 This right here is a Krakinos. 642 00:34:11,372 --> 00:34:13,272 Typically, they're submerged in water. 643 00:34:13,307 --> 00:34:16,408 So why was it in the basement? 644 00:34:16,444 --> 00:34:18,444 Stupid Earl shouldn't have been there either. 645 00:34:18,479 --> 00:34:21,013 And then, and then there was that ghostly figure. 646 00:34:21,048 --> 00:34:24,083 All this supernatural shit being drawn to one place. 647 00:34:24,118 --> 00:34:26,886 Or... or to something in that place. 648 00:34:26,921 --> 00:34:29,088 A thing that could still be there. 649 00:34:29,123 --> 00:34:31,423 - Shit! - Shit. 650 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,100 It is downright postapocalyptic in here. 651 00:34:41,135 --> 00:34:43,369 It smells like bad beer and worse choices. 652 00:34:43,404 --> 00:34:45,237 I'll make it work. 653 00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:48,974 I'd love to think it was my charm 654 00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,710 - that changed your mind. - Think again. 655 00:34:51,746 --> 00:34:53,445 I don't like being blackmailed. 656 00:34:53,481 --> 00:34:56,348 Trust me, I know the feeling. 657 00:34:56,384 --> 00:34:58,317 But this is for a friend. 658 00:35:01,189 --> 00:35:03,322 I'm tired of running and hiding. 659 00:35:03,357 --> 00:35:05,457 And then running again. 660 00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:07,726 As long as you work for me, Rosie, 661 00:35:07,762 --> 00:35:09,862 you can rest those weary legs. 662 00:35:14,035 --> 00:35:15,901 You cannot sell this sludge in here. 663 00:35:15,937 --> 00:35:18,470 We'll not have any of your hipster elderflower concoctions. 664 00:35:18,506 --> 00:35:20,973 We are buying better bourbon. Case closed. 665 00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:25,044 Show me your setup. 666 00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:26,512 Your real setup. 667 00:35:33,221 --> 00:35:35,254 Those spiders, Earl, 668 00:35:35,289 --> 00:35:38,224 they were all drawn here to guard... that thing. 669 00:35:38,259 --> 00:35:40,426 Which means when we toOkay out the eggs, we cleared 670 00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:42,862 - a path for whoever... - Whoever came and did this. 671 00:35:42,897 --> 00:35:45,865 Poor, stupid Earl. 672 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,234 Three beasties in one place, I never even noticed. 673 00:35:48,269 --> 00:35:50,469 Really let the boss down. 674 00:35:50,504 --> 00:35:53,038 Yeah, who cares about Lucado. 675 00:35:53,074 --> 00:35:55,007 I'm not talking about her. 676 00:35:58,279 --> 00:36:01,013 Dolls was never anything but proud of you. 677 00:36:01,048 --> 00:36:02,815 You can't give up. 678 00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:05,851 I have to give him up. He's gone. 679 00:36:08,256 --> 00:36:09,771 But we ain't. 680 00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:12,787 And we came to fight. 681 00:36:14,395 --> 00:36:16,395 We on the Fury Road express, baby girl, 682 00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:18,297 and there aren't enough flaming guitars 683 00:36:18,332 --> 00:36:20,165 and gassy generals to bring us down. 684 00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:21,967 I like when you're scary. 685 00:36:22,003 --> 00:36:24,065 I'm afraid the scary is just beginning. 686 00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:30,995 Jesus! 687 00:36:30,998 --> 00:36:32,364 Okay, I rang. 688 00:36:32,367 --> 00:36:34,819 - Okay. - And then I knocked, so... 689 00:36:34,855 --> 00:36:37,122 Waves, this room! 690 00:36:37,157 --> 00:36:38,790 It's really you, 691 00:36:38,825 --> 00:36:40,592 but different. 692 00:36:40,627 --> 00:36:43,061 Yeah, well, I feel different. 693 00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:47,599 - Are you still mad at me? - Girlfriends fight. 694 00:36:47,634 --> 00:36:49,200 It's... it's Okay. It's... 695 00:36:49,236 --> 00:36:52,036 - It's, it's normal. - It's kind of the worst. 696 00:36:52,072 --> 00:36:53,538 It's totally the worst! Yeah. 697 00:36:53,573 --> 00:36:55,640 So I got you something. 698 00:36:55,675 --> 00:36:57,742 Ironically. I hope it doesn't make you mad. 699 00:37:01,781 --> 00:37:04,816 Application forms? But what for? 700 00:37:04,851 --> 00:37:07,952 Birth certificate, medical records, school documents. 701 00:37:07,988 --> 00:37:10,788 Anything that could prove I'm an Earp. 702 00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,958 - Or not. - Hey. 703 00:37:13,994 --> 00:37:15,927 I know that going down this road is 704 00:37:15,962 --> 00:37:18,863 really important to you, and... 705 00:37:18,899 --> 00:37:22,033 and as long as you want me, 706 00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:24,002 I will be by your side. 707 00:37:54,935 --> 00:37:57,802 Come on with me. I really mean... 708 00:37:59,005 --> 00:38:00,104 Are you sure? 709 00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:02,006 - Yeah. - Yeah? 710 00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:04,042 I mean, 711 00:38:04,077 --> 00:38:06,010 best sex is... is makeup sex, right? 712 00:38:07,614 --> 00:38:10,114 And II like you. 713 00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:12,684 I like you too. 714 00:38:33,673 --> 00:38:35,273 - Give me a whiskey! - Sadly, 715 00:38:35,308 --> 00:38:37,542 being as we are not officially in business 716 00:38:37,577 --> 00:38:39,844 due to some license that gives me the right to take money 717 00:38:39,879 --> 00:38:42,880 in exchange for liquor, I can't sell you squat. 718 00:38:42,916 --> 00:38:45,316 Hence the term "give." 719 00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:53,124 Those are cool. 720 00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,893 Very vintage. 721 00:38:55,929 --> 00:38:57,895 You're renovating or...? 722 00:38:57,931 --> 00:39:00,565 Just a top coat. No, this bar might be 723 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,568 ugly and scarred, but, 724 00:39:03,603 --> 00:39:05,703 it serves its purpose well. You're right. 725 00:39:05,739 --> 00:39:07,805 It's good the way it is. 726 00:39:09,876 --> 00:39:13,511 Hey, we Okay? 727 00:39:20,787 --> 00:39:22,954 Hey, I think Lucado's off our ass. 728 00:39:22,989 --> 00:39:25,056 Mostly 'cause she don't give a damn. 729 00:39:25,091 --> 00:39:27,058 As long as she's around, 730 00:39:27,093 --> 00:39:29,560 she's an enemy. She wants you to think 731 00:39:29,596 --> 00:39:31,963 she's indifferent. Do not turn your back on her. 732 00:39:31,998 --> 00:39:34,165 Maybe I am getting soft? 733 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,235 That makes one of us. 734 00:39:40,307 --> 00:39:41,873 Doc, I... I have this... 735 00:39:41,908 --> 00:39:44,842 gut feeling something is 736 00:39:44,878 --> 00:39:46,678 coming and it's bad. 737 00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:50,915 I should lock up. Apparently, being a businessman 738 00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:54,052 involves some soulsucking activity called inventory. 739 00:39:57,290 --> 00:39:59,991 - You keep the bottle. - Okay. 740 00:40:02,862 --> 00:40:04,862 Thanks. 741 00:40:14,374 --> 00:40:16,374 I'm going to need a dedicated generator 742 00:40:16,409 --> 00:40:18,876 - and way more ventilation. - I do not want us 743 00:40:18,912 --> 00:40:21,079 - to go drawing attention. - Yeah, totally 744 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:23,181 because no one's gonna notice when this place blows, 745 00:40:23,216 --> 00:40:26,117 leaving nothing but a crater and one craftbeer tap. 746 00:40:26,152 --> 00:40:28,219 Reverse engineering, synthesizing, 747 00:40:28,254 --> 00:40:30,188 - it's delicate, timely work. - I can get you 748 00:40:30,223 --> 00:40:32,857 whatever you need except time. This needs to happen fast. 749 00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:43,768 Burnt every last thing of hers, 750 00:40:43,803 --> 00:40:45,737 but I had to rescue Mr. Plumpkins. 751 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,674 - I have no beef with him. - What you saw... 752 00:40:51,010 --> 00:40:52,810 do you really think it was her ghost? 753 00:40:55,248 --> 00:40:57,382 Maybe I just wanted it to be her. 754 00:40:57,417 --> 00:41:00,084 Well, I'm okay with not seeing her again. 755 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,853 She was so 756 00:41:01,888 --> 00:41:04,088 angry and 757 00:41:04,124 --> 00:41:05,857 dark. 758 00:41:05,892 --> 00:41:07,925 The night I shot Daddy, 759 00:41:07,961 --> 00:41:10,228 I couldn't... 760 00:41:10,263 --> 00:41:12,230 I couldn't save her. 761 00:41:15,935 --> 00:41:18,202 Thought this time would be different. 762 00:41:26,846 --> 00:41:29,013 But she will always be our sister. 763 00:41:30,483 --> 00:41:32,884 Once an Earp, always an Earp. 764 00:41:33,887 --> 00:41:35,753 So they say. 765 00:41:35,789 --> 00:41:38,189 Come sit on the porch with me? 766 00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:41,593 Nicole. 767 00:41:41,596 --> 00:41:43,895 She's kind of upstairs, so... 768 00:41:43,930 --> 00:41:45,963 Cold shoulder to warm bed? 769 00:41:45,999 --> 00:41:48,366 - Yeah. - Okay, 770 00:41:48,401 --> 00:41:51,102 well, you go do all that. 771 00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:55,206 When I say "do all that," I do mean do... 772 00:41:55,241 --> 00:41:58,009 Got it. Hey. 773 00:41:59,345 --> 00:42:02,313 - Hey. - Yeah. 774 00:42:02,348 --> 00:42:04,081 Go sit. 775 00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:07,385 Okay? Go sit. 776 00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:10,121 Even Fury Road has pit stops. 777 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:35,178 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com...55301

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