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I know, get 'em' a bottle.
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And what is this? look at
this beautiful scented candle.
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I know, she's beautiful! AND
Ritchie paid her £ 50!
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£ 50! He has a silly gay dad.
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Let's get you a bottle.
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Look what Mommy's got!
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No, Lily!
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Silly mommy!
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Hold on.
10
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Mommy has everything under control.
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All right, Lily, I'm coming in!
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Silly Ritchie.
£ 50 behind the fridge.
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We could go to an amusement park!
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Shit! Gas.
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Mitch!
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Grandma ?! - No, Alice, I'm behind!
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Where? - Out of the fridge!
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God, what's it doing out there ?! - Get me out!
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I will tilt it!
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I'll try to rock him!
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Not.
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Ritchie! Richard!
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Richard, help us!
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We got stuck under and behind
friidera. - Behind the fridge!
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What is this? Basil and apricot.
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Ritchie, gas! - We'll light it.
27
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No, Ritchie, gas!
-No, we're all gonna die!
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Richard! -No, don't burn!
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We could have died if there were more
gas or that the fri�ider was sharper.
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You're stuck behind the fridge. -Always
they talk about these disasters.
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Global warming, comets thatfalling from the sky, an army of living dead
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coming out of the country
and oppresses the land of the living.
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Mitch, you're stuck behind the fridge!
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I always knew they would
kill the fri�ider. -This fri�ider is evil.
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It's literally cold.
- What if he's obsessed?
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I'm throwing him out. - Or to him
replace it with the one in the warehouse.
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All right, the fri�ider is boarded.
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And your mom has arrived.
- It's just me!
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The house looks great,
and you shine, Alice. Mitch.
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And where is my beautiful granddaughter!
I could touch you, Lily!
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Pop the whole thing!
43 00:04:09,063 --> 00:04:12,961
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Today we're finally alone, Lily.
Grandma finally got you
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and pop you in the dock
not just fingers stay!
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Be careful not to cry, a
if he drinks too much, he will burp.
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Thanks, but I have experience.
- I spoke to Lily.
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Hi Mom! -Hi.
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But Mom told you yes
not worried�. - I know, but ...
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People, how am I doing? - Great, honey.
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Welcome to the memory room.
-The memory has faded a little.
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My old fri�ider! missedyou are me, you were a good fri�ider.
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Du�o, quietly, do not anger the evil one.
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I found a paper farm!
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Great thing! There's a piece of paper
farmer and paper cow, and tractor ...
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Let's go before Lego finds us.
- And a nest full of paper eggs!
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And he had wonderful dreams.
Isn't that a great story?
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Now kiss your grandmother to thank her�.
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Dear God, he hates me.
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Don't go with your back
but with your feet. Off!
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But his legs are tied to his back.
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Evil fri�ider! - That was his plan!
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Please helpgood people! - Alice, quiet!
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What does that do ?! -SOS, Morse
alphabet. -Yes, if any boat passes.
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At least I'm trying, at least I know SOS!
-Ritchie, I think you sent LOS.
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Come on, we have a sauce! -I'll kill you!
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Signal!
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Not a signal but a stain! There's a stain!
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No signal! We need
find the panic button.
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In these situations it always exists
panic button. - Honey, I don't think so.
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It must be! Because? - Because I panic!
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Kitchen accessories!
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It opens� for cans! -Bravo!
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Come on! -Like!
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Maybe it's not sheet metal. -That!
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Nine ... minutes.
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What if no one comes?
It's Friday and it's late.
76
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What if we stay until Monday?
-Shit. And it's also a holiday.
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Three days! It is...
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150 hours. -72 hours.
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Shit, that's a lot
hours! - And we have no water.
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You cannot survive three days without water.
- It's okay, we just have to be creative.
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At least I can
get drunk. - Not so creative.
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What if we died here? is not
impossible, we really could.
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What if Mitch has
right?! - We're not going to die! 87
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They leave and leave us
at 150 hours! -72 hours!
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Halo! -Please,
please don't panic!
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You said let's get going!
-I know, but not much air here,
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and panning consumes a lot of oxygen!
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Richard!
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Guys, look at me,
look at my face.
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Is this the face of the woman who lost
hope? Who is paid and paid?
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Is this the face of a woman who
surrenders without a fight ?!
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I'm so glad that
you cannot see this face.
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It's hot, it's too hot.
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I'm on fire.
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I can't stand it.
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What do I feel? Is it
that Ritchie farm?
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No, that's my farm.
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Did a signal appear?
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No, this is really bad.
100
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Save your battery because if this is the end,
I want to go play Angry birds.
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Look, light!
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It may also have a button,
push it! -No, don't!
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What if the rats and
Spiders! - Why rats and spiders?
104
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Because I'm also scared because people are constantly dying
in stupid ways! What if it's us!
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And I'm afraid for Lily, too. - All right, listen up!
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Stay here, ai'm going to push a button.
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They left us, Lily. Skin
Make up and try this cream.
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And I deserve something nice
because you can't think of me.
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Come on, it's just you.
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Lily?
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Lily, don't cry! Don't hate me!
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Ritchie's genes. gays
they appreciate a seductive woman.
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Oh dear, she's a lesbian!
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I'm alone.
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I wonder how I taste.
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I know, I watch what
I eat, I go to the masses.
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I sure taste like
that Japanese Kobe beef.
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We can eat you if we are
have? -You mo�e�. -And Mitch? 124
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Folks, if this is it
really end I think ...
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I think we need to make it easy
due. With Jesus. -No, not with Jesus.
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I think we have to acknowledge the secrets. -I
I have no secrets, I post everything on Twitter.
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He says I never have anything
you have not failed? -Of course not.
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We would never keep you a secret.
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I saw it. -to?
- I saw that look!
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Yes, look, great view! You have a secret!
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What a secret, Fr.
What is this for? Secret!
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You're really paranoid.Very unattractive, honey.
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Okay, maybe there is
one small thing.
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it? - It's the Valentine's Day before
Four years and a special gift?
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I remember you playing
on my oboe as a virtuoso.
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We just met and she wanted to
I leave a good impression.
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I may have sought the help of an expert.
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Was that you ?! -Not!
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It was Alice, not me in the wig!
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I just warned her
na vr�ak. -Vrak?
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Top. - I know what a jar is!
137
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No, I told her that.
To deal with the top.
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You...! You, Cyrano de Pu�i�u!
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God, I was given over
broker! -Don't call her that!
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This is really the tip!
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Our sexual life has touched the bottom.
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Let's change the subject.
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Does anyone know what a joke?
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Come on, tell me about yours
future, what you look forward to.
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I find your wedding and your speech.
146
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New things at McDonald's.
New martini bar in the house.
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What a new bar, we no longer have
not even the guest room. - He's right.
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Jo. -Please?
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So my room is vacant?I'm your temporary roommate ?!
150
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Of course not!
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You're not a temporary roommate, just ...
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And I'll always be with you.
-But I'll never go. -Hoe.
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Find the right one, and he
they won't want to push with us.
154
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And what do you think
will you get Lily?
155
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And yes, you are a sucker!
156
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Of the three of us, Alice is the only one
gives milk. -Of course!
157
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Because when Lily is 18, Bo�e
save it on solid food.
158
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You think I would be without you
two was a terrible parent. -Not!
159
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Well ... - What's yours
problem, Hestonica? Say?! 167
160
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I'll tell you what's your problem.
You're selfish, always in the spotlight!
161
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And after all these years
it still turns me off!
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From what ?! - Lego flying saucers!
-Mitch makes better flying saucers!
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Because I'm a girl ?! -No no!
Because you are your mother.
164
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And what's wrong with my mother ?!
165
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We all know what's wrong with her, but
What's wrong with what I am to her ?!
166
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Because everything always has to be
as you say, just like her!
167
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And what does that have to do withLego flying saucers ?!
168
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:06,986
Because always put your torso on
wrong place! - I don't!
169
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Do I put it ?!
170
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Yes, put. And every time you do
I say don't listen because your mother is
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learned to tell you everything
until others retreat!
172
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God, she's right.
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Maybe I'm a little selfish.
174
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Ritchie ... - Alice!
175
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We'll never see Lily again.
176
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She will be known as the child of her parents
who got stuck behind the fri�ider. And died.
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If we save ourselves, tomorrow is us
can arrange another fridge,
178
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and she will be left alone.
179
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She doesn't have to be alone.
188 00:17:56,406 --> 00:18:00,506
180
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Why does he get it?
Why is it silencing you?
181
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Why the silence?
Are you telling me something? -Not!
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Not. -Not!
-Not! -Not. -Not.
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Yes, hide me something! I knew it!
184
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My mother warned me about
you, mostly to you, Mitch!
185
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No, Ritchie and I are just a little bit
we were talking and we didn't know how to ask you
186
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in case it goes crazy.
- We just thought maybe ...
187
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Maybe Lily would love ...
188
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They throw or cut.
189
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Good.
190
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Where? -Well, since ...
191
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Me. -You? -Him.
-Ritchieja? -Me. 201
192
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So the baby would
was Ritchie's and ...
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Your. -My? -Your.
-Aliceina. -Your.
194
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Again, I realize we have names.
195
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Do we need threesomes again?
-Not! -No, no!
196
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No, we just thought
Journal and �a�ica, civilized.
197
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And you really think I can
to deal with two little ones? -Princess ...
198
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You already have one
proved to be a great mother.
199
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Twice it is perfectly possible.
200
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And what 's that? Shall we
get another baby?
201
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I think that's a terrible idea.
202
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We tried.
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I like it!
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Just because we are and
we could die here!
205
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What if one of us survives. I.
206
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Why you? - Who else has a womb?
-What if she has a uterus?
207
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Because if me and my womb
save, Lily 2.0 has a chance.
208
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Everything else is consumable!
209
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And if we're stuck here, we have to
eat your gay kobe beef!
210
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I need it anyway
baby. - Parts only.
211
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No, it's mine
Chess trophy! - Fill it up.
212
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Come on! -Mitch, talk to her!
213
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Ritchie is right, this is ridiculous!
214
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He'll need thisif he thinks to develop �ator.
215
00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:52,050
Good, good, ho�u! Only
sit there and close your eyes.
216
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Honey, get your headphones.
217
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And don't look! -No
perverts, Richie!
218
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Now run into that goblet while we
we sit in recliners and wait for death.
219
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Okay, honey, Disco list 2, go!
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Mommy!
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