Original subtitles

You are a very kind hearted human being.

You sacrifice your desires for the happiness of other people.

You remain in pain in order to bring a smile on a stranger's lips.

But very soon all your miseries will reach an end.

You are about to find a treasure, in dollars or pounds or rupees..

But you are going to be a multimillionaire..

..just like Bill Gates soon

Bill Gate! Hey Nandu.. Bill Gate!

Do you know who he is?

Of course l know Bill Gate!

lt's the one next to lndia Gate

You moron! He's a man!

Worth millions and millions of dollars!

So ?

You'll become just like him

You're about to receive a huge treasure!

ls that what this said?

Yeah.. That too in English. Does anybody lie in English ?

Let me hear it again

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

All day on one leg, looks pained

The fox came and bit my goblin

The fox came and bit my goblin then licked grandpa's bowl clean

the bowl was lying on Grandpa's cot

Grandpa's cot gone to rot

ls the stick mightier than grandpa?

ls the stick mightier than grandpa?

Show me the money! Show me the money!

The frog croaks the truth clean

The barber's moustache has turned green

The frog croaks the truth clean

The barber's moustache has turned green

Wheat grows on the cow's back

Whose moustache did the cow attack?

ls the moustache mightier than the barber?

Rajaram! Shutters down!

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

Nandu uncle! Donation time!!

Nandu has gone to the city for purchases.

Who are you ?

l am his aunt

Uncle's aunt ?

But Uncle never had an uncle in the first place..

He had a distant uncle.. l am that distant aunt.

Tell Uncle that he is invited to..

Tikku's place for the ceremonial prayers..

He should definitely come

Sure thing! He will definitely come..

And 'distant aunt'.. you must also come

For sure l will.

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

Goddess! Hail to your glory!

O Goddess! Shower your blessings on us mortals!

Goddess! You are benevolent to everyone and you bless everyone!

Show us your glory! Save us, Goddess.

Bless us, O Goddess.

Bless us, O Goddess.

Bless us, O Goddess.

You are our only means and end.

Help us reach our destination.

Your light is mystical.

Show us the way.

What are you eating?

No.. nothing

Then what are you hiding?

Nothing

l thought you said it had all finished..

You runt!

Wait till l get you!

Stop Tiku!

Come baby.. come to papa and take the binoculars!

Come and get it.

l'll get you, you rascal!

Come on! Take your binoculars!

You want your binoculars, right?

Come on and get it..

Who the hell.. ?

The wretch has borrowed 164 rupees worth of..

biscuits and toffees from the shop

First he said 'l don't have money but l can give you some pickle'

l agreed

l tasted the pickle. lt was mind blowing!

Then he said he he'd deliver it bit by bit

l agreed to that too

Then one fine day he announces that he's run out of pickle

When a fresh lot is made in spring l will bring some more

l agreed to that as well

But last night l caught him red handed.

Now l don't want his damn pickle anymore

Get 164 rupees and free the binoculars

But uncle! The binoculars are very expensive..

So what?

lf his father doesn't pay up, l'll get the money from my mother..

Fair enough

Now give the binoculars back

Now give the binoculars back (mocking)

'First my money, otherwise no honey'

Everyone knows he loves giving credit..

so that he can swindle you later.

Moron!

lf you're so concerned, hand me your lucky charm..

and you can have the binoculars back.

Damn! There goes the milk!

l'll slice off your ears and stick them on your bottom

Nandu! Binoculars!

Go catch him! Get it back!

Come and get me now!

What if we give you extra half litre of..

milk daily till his debt gets over ?

Fine. Till then, l'll keep the binoculars

l'm not giving it!

l'm not giving it! (mocking)

Naughty Naughty!

Neelu! Gauri! Don't go far away!

l'll hit you if you do.

Hey Nandu!

Whites don't even grant death for free.

How come they gifted such a grand umbrella?

Wait.. l'll get some water.

Let it be, mum! lt's their umbrella

lts upto them to gift it if they like

Why are you getting so worked up ?

Where is your lucky charm?

Mum.. pass me the curry.

Where is the locket ?

Good heavens!!

You sold the charm to get that umbrella!

You know how precious that locket was ?

Come off it mum.. She's just a child.

Anyway, the bear claw didn't drop out of heaven..

l was the one who got it..

l'll get another one

She'll go sell it again

No.. she won't

lf you pamper her at this rate

you'll have trouble finding a groom for her..

once she grows up

Cheer up now. We'll find you a nice locket

and an even nicer groom

Leelavati!

Lily!

Sorry!

Rajaram! Get tea for the tourists!

So, your English pundit's back in business ?

Something for you.

Stan, let's go. - l can't. l can't find my jacket! lt's missing!

Forget it. Come on, now!

Just a minute.

Kid, have you seen my jacket?

A jacket. Have you seen my jacket?

Pattice.. 5 rupees.

No, thank you.

'No thank you!'

Try this new flavour

l don't want it

Why?

'Borrowing on credit destroys love'

ls that what's written ?

Come here dear!

Just read out what's written

'Borrowing on credit spreads love'

How far will you run, you wretch! Wait till you come back!

Now what pittance will l earn from you, Biniya darling!

You can have the candy on the house

Neat umbrella!

Hmmm

The sun must also feel cool under that?

But isn't it a size too large for you?

Everyday for the next six months, 2 toffees and 2 biscuits..

One potato pie with carrot pickle every week..

Sparklers for diwali, spray gun for holi..

Half ounce of ripe berries, one packet of jujubes

and to top it all.. ten raw mangoes

Do we have a deal ?

No thanks

But what will you do with such an oversized umbrella?

l'll make pickle out of it

Chaudhary, sure the colour won't run ?

Don't you Chaudhary me dammit! l'm your uncle!

Give me some tobacco

Okay dear Uncle, the colour wont run, no ?

You rascal!

Sorry, uncle.. here's the tobacco

Sure the colour won't run, uncle ?

The skin may come off your bones, but the colour won't run off the cloth

What took you so long, moron?

Where did you swipe this fancy coat from?

What am l asking?

125 rupees

You call this an umbrella?

No, l think it's a radio

No, what l mean is its not the kind of umbrella l want..

Pray, what kind of umbrella do you want?

This exquisite.. multicoloured beauty..

as if the sky has been pierced by an exquisite spear.. by chance

Wait a minute..

ls this what you are looking for ?

You bet! This is exactly what l want

This is a Japanese make..

We'll have to bring it in from Delhi..

lt will take about a week

But l'll need the entire amount in advance

How much ?

Twenty five hundred

Here you go.. ten 50 rupee notes

Not ten.. it's going to cost you fifty 50 rupee notes!

Hello! Stop the bus.

Saw an umbrella just like yours in the city

Here, got these for you

The price was 150 rupees.. l thought, Nandu, you have gone mad?

lf you want to splurge, splurge on Biniya

So, l decided that l will give you 5 ten rupee notes..

in exchange for the umbrella.

That way both of us will be happy! What say?

This umbrella will be mine.

Here. Take this money.

Take your balloon along.

The just conducted presidential..

..elections in the US have..

..had three major parts.

1 7, 18, 19..

Between Bush and Shariff proved the point.

Mummy!

This huge a snake..

Frankly speaking, l almost lost my underpants.

And then charged Biniya, brandishing her umbrella

lmmediately, the snake fled like the devil

must have caught its breath only after reaching the den

Champ.. ls it a real umbrella or Joan of Arc ?

My heavenly blue umbrella

My heavenly blue umbrella my flight to the skies umbrella

My swinging wayward umbrella

it flies now, runs then runs now, jogs then

My whimsical playful umbrella

Stole a piece of heaven dressed it up in wood

l now clasp the sky in my hands

Look at me preen and stroll like a delicate Madame's loll

The envy of all and sundry

A peg now, woof! a stick then..

A stick now, woof! a wand then

Always upto some mischief, my impish umbrella

Uncle, of what use is that oversized umbrella?

Of what use is a rainbow in the sky ?

Of what use is a paper boat floating in the water ?

Of what use is watching the sun set behind the hills?

Of what use is a good for nothing wretch like you?

One cannot put a price on peace for the soul..

That umbrella and me are soulmates from some previous birth..

Have known the rains forever

Have longed for the waters forever

Seems like a union of long past

lt might want to fly again go meet the skies again

Oh it's innocent to the ways of the world

lt drowns now, swims then Topples over, falls again..

My naive little umbrella! Sigh!

Go to sleep Nandu.. Don't burn your blood over that umbrella

What does it matter to you ?

l'm your only chance at getting that umbrella

Do you even know what 2500 rupees look like?

Rupees?

Why, are you planning to pluck it off a tree?

How about l flick it?

Provided you increase my wages by 27 rupees

12 rupees is all you'll get

Okay, lets settle it at 28. Fair Deal ?

l attended school just once in my life, by chance..

and l learnt only one lesson

which l still haven't forgotten

What?

'lt's a sin to steal you'll become a snake's meal'

Goodnight

7 x2=14.. 8x2=16.. 9x2=18

Dinner is served!

Where's your plate ?

l am not hungry!

Fine.. l'm not eating either

Why don't you understand ?

Biniya is not selling

And we can't afford to buy a new one

What do you want me to do ?

Steal the umbrella ?

Hey Neelu.. Hey Gauri.. let's go

lt's going to rain.. hurry up!

How much will you graze, fatsos?

Bijju Brother!!

l am really sad to hear that

Well, it was destined to be with you for as many days..

We are all helpless before God's will..

Here, eat something

This wont do, dear child

Be a good girl and eat something.. Don't disrespect your food

Let's go to the outpost.. lt will be a nice break

Guess what ?

Caught a dangerous bicycle thief the other day..

Let's go visit him at the station..

lf you continue your fast, we'll take you to the city for an injection

That too in the stomach

Nowadays you get injections of doughnuts and pancakes as well

There was quite a strong breeze that day..

The umbrella must have fallen into the ravine

ln the jungle, peacocks dance.. Thieves!! no chance

By chance!

ln the jungle, peacocks dance.. Thieves!! no chance

By chance!

ln the jungle, peacocks dance.. Thieves!! no chance

There was quite a strong breeze that day..

The umbrella must have fallen into the ravine

ln the jungle, peacocks dance.. Thieves!! no chance..

By chance!

ln the jungle, peacocks dance.. Thieves!! no chance

ln the jungle, peacocks dance.. Thieves!! no chance

Open the door

What's up ?

We've come to search the place

What's the trouble?

My umbrella has been stolen

Police! Police! Police raid Nandu' shop

Do you suspect anyone else ?

Maybe he's hidden it someplace else

There it is!!

Understand?

What the hell do you want me to understand ?

At this age you strip me of everything

And then, you expect me to understand ?

ls the word 'thief' tattooed on my forehead ?

Nandkishore.. umbrella thief

ls it ?

Get out of my way!

Read out my passbook.. Atleast you can read..

l am not a pauper!

Nandkishore Khatri can plant a field of..

umbrellas if he wants, understand ?

Today in front of the whole village..

l take a vow

Till the day my own umbrella arrives, l refuse to touch any pickle

Scram!

lts snowing on the far hills

Cold snow cascading

Rolling down my face

lts snowing on the far hills Cold snow cascading

Rolling down my face

My beloved!

O my beloved return home to me

Days seem shorter now

Like yesterday's clothes

which rip apart bit by bit

The nights seem endless

when you are away my life ebbs away bit by bit

My beloved! Return home to me

Good morning uncle!

12 rupees

Hi champ..what's up ?

Doing good..

2 litres..

50 rupees

2 litres

Yes buddy, 2 litres for 50 rupees

What rate are you selling this oil at?

How much is half times 50?

But you just sold it to Chander for 12 rupees

For him, the price remains 12 rupees

Let go champ.. l dare you!

Hey Champ..

Pick on somebody your own size

Why are you being unfair, uncle?

What will you do? Drag me to the town square and shoot me?

Anyway, your sister has connections in the police..

She can get anything done

Go on, take your champ to the police station

Move it, man

What coat? My uncle..

200 rupees.. America exported

Consider it your own, Teacher sir

Touch it

You can borrow it on hire anytime

And Lilavati, l dare you to go home this time without the umbrella..

Good lord!!

You are too kind

Don't mention it

Okay, l'm off!

One minute..

Khatri Sir is leaving!

How dare he leave!

Cauliflower.. pickled in fresh mustard oil

You are just too much!

Do you stay under the umbrella the whole day ?

No, the umbrella remains above me the whole day

Khatri sir even carries it for his daily crap

Bloody oaf!

Wait till you come back to the shop

l can't do it, Chief

How can a fool like me preside over the wrestling championship ?

lts out of the question

We are already ashamed about the umbrella incident..

Give us a chance to make it upto you

lf you don't agree, there won't be any championship this year

Fine.. then have it your way

But, there's one condition

The refreshments for the wrestlers will be provided by me..

At half the price!

lt shouldn't tear! Watch it!

lts very fragile.. please be careful..

Please pull gently..

My friend's really gotten spoilt..

Throws attitude whenever it wants

Going to the city just to get you fixed Please shut yourself

lt doesn't shut like that

No.. lt never came from Delhi

As far as l remember, it was a local despatch

There you go!

Chaudhary Dyers, Old Temple Lane, Banikhet

'The motorcade runs through town crying pom pom'

Do you dye umbrellas out here ?

No!

What about batons ?

He who is strong of mind.. is the strongest of them all

l have wrestled all my life

with life itself

Been working since the age of 8

the coal business today

then worked at the washers

then toiled as a farmhand

Later as a carpenter's apprentice

So friends, its been a constant struggle

Had no time to even get married, by chance

Used to wash dishes in the same shop l own today..

Like my friend Rajaram here

l have seen all colours of life

Khatri has flung mud in the face of the entire village

Not only did he steal, he lied to everyone shamelessly

The bench has decided that because of this heinous crime..

he should be banished from the village

We beg Nandu to find some other village to settle in

The jury also orders the entire village..

to henceforth boycott Nandkishore Khatri's shop

Congratulations to dear Biniya on finding the umbrella

and load and loads of good wishes

Stop the bus! Tea and snacks on the house..

Everything for free.. please stop the bus

Damn you!

Damn all of you!

4 toffees free with every 2 biscuits!

We don't want any!

Hey Tikku! have this biscuit

l don't want it

For you, its free Go on, take it

l can't..mum will beat me up

4 toffees free with every 2 biscuits!

Nandkishore Umbrella thief

Nandkishore Umbrella thief

Nandkishore Umbrella thief

Who's there ?

Who the hell..?

lt's a bear claw!

Will make a locket out of it

Khatri, why don't you move to some other village ?

Which village will shelter a thief like me ?

This village is my own.. so what if they loathe me

Now there is only one final journey left to take

What's with the song and dance ? Has there been a birth in the village?

No, there's a wedding

Whose ?

The village chief's son

Chandu's ?

Our Chander's getting married!

Silly lad couldn't even tie his pajamas till yesterday!

How time flies!

Line me up for a shave too.. need to look decent

Else everybody will think l've escaped from the zoo

Try and shave the pricks off his conscience as well

Why has the music stopped?

Have you been invited?

Family members don't need invitations

Chandar's like my own son

See what l got for you..

You'll be thrilled to bits

A bear claw charm! Specially made for you..

Go on..

Be warned.. chief

lf the claw turns out to be stolen, the bear might come knocking!

Got any biscuits?

Don't you get 4 toffees free with every 2 biscuits ?

The tea is boiling over!

Wait up.. child

Wait a second

Your umbrella.. you forgot it at the shop

This is not mine..

By chance

You haven't heard of Bill Gate?

Worth millions and millions of rupees!