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Come on, hurry up!

We're late, on stage!

- Did someone see the baby? - Where do you put it?

- Behind ! - I'll see if the audience is there.

Someone saw the baby!

The spectators are there, quickly!

- Someone saw the baby! - Did you look in the closet!

- Oh, yes, the wardrobe. - Where should I put the tree?

We said the tree behind.

- Hey, did you see the baby? - I think he was there.

- And you, did you see the pig? - He just passed.

Oh good.

We are not ready, the spectators wait.

You, do the intro for the urge someone to wait.

- What now ? - Yes.

I'm not ready.

Well, hello dear public.

Welcome to our show, we are the troupe of the flowered val

and we are going to interpret three pieces.

The first is entitled a baby to deliver.

This is the story of a stork

We can not find the baby anymore must change title.

- What do you mean ? - Because there are no more babies.

- What do you replace it with? - Good question.

Guys, I found, we replaced by a watermelon.

Ah, good, very good.

Our first will be titled a watermelon to deliver.

This is the story of a stork who must deliver a baby watermelon

to his watermelon parents and who ...

It's ok, we found the baby.

Ah, where was he?

Behind the watermelon.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

here, a baby to deliver!

We are not ready, we are not ready!

Excuse us, we are not not quite ready

Take this !

- The scale ! - I'm taking care of it !

AH!

It's good, we're ready!

Ladies and gentlemen, a baby to deliver!

- What are you doing ? - Well, I ... garden!

- I will help you ! - No, no, that's nice.

- It'll be fine. - What are you doing ?

- We garden. - I love it, I'll help you.

No, thank you, I do not need help.

I cut it!

You know, do not touch my beans, it's hard enough to grow.

- OK. - Well, I cut weeds.

- That's it ! - What about me?

Yeah, squash!

Stop, what are you doing?

Ben I cut the bad herbs, that's what you told me!

But, these are not bad herbs, they are carrots.

STOP, it's toxic!

- Mmmmmm! - What?

It is to eliminate the caterpillars.

But there is not any caterpillars, come on, ouste!

There may be no caterpillars, but there are huge pests.

These are tomatoes!

So, I stopped your tomato invasion.

- It's not true ! - Do not thank me, especially.

Well, what to do now!

Nothing, leave the camp!

Hula, we do that to help!

It's okay, go elsewhere!

Do not you want this tree to be cut?

I warn you, the first who touches my apple tree!

- Wow ! - A baby !

I'm a dad.

But where does it come from?

Rrrh!

Ah!

Ah, I'm suffering!

What happened to you ?

I was flying peacefully when all of a sudden....

this tree hit me.

Oh no, this is an apple tree.

The violence of shock broke my wings.

I can not fly anymore.

You can stay, the time that it repairs, it does not matter.

Not serious, but it's a disaster !

A tragedy !

If I do not deliver on time this little girl, she will be an orphan.

Unless someone devotes himself to do it for me.

What, but I'm only one pig, I do not know how to do that.

No worries, it's very easy.

- No, it's impossible. - Make an effort !

Enough, do not insist.

Would you dare to give up this child?

We can take care of it!

- I'll take care of it, finally.

Certainly not, you are only a pig.

- You do not know how to do it. - But if !

- It's easy. - That's enough, do not insist!

Here, her name is Pauline.

Here is his bottle and his address.

Thank you and have a good trip !

Wait, you do not realize!

What is the problem ?

But they are unable to take care of a baby.

These are public dangers.

Listen, it's not because you do not like children

that we must prevent others to take care of it.

But, look at them, they are .....

Where are they ?

- You're sure it'll work! - But yes !

There is the address to deliver.

Of course, if you throw hard enough, there will be no problem.

Here we go !

STOP, stop, you are crazy!

Put this rope.

A baby in a catapult, it's too dangerous.

Well, it was just for send her home.

Come on, come here!

Now, bring this baby back to the stork.

Oh, hey, that's okay, here we go.

AH!

You know, I thought, the catapult is not a good idea.

And if we went on foot!

- That's a good idea - Oh no,

You do not understand, we're not going anywhere,

we bring this baby back to the stork.

- We can not handle it. - Of course if, on the road!

Because you know where Avignon is!

Of course, it's at .....

We will ask.

I thought I understood that you go to Avignon.

We, we know well, we go every summer with the family.

It's not complicated, when you are at the crossroads,

the 4th on the right is 782.

Do not take it, go straight;

then take the 2nd left

turn right, immediately on the left, the roundabout

- you take..... - Atchoum!

It's pollen.

I found someone to help us.

Here, Mr. Wolf!

Hello, gentlemen!

I have to eat before leaving.

Go ahead, no problem.

But, it's a wolf!

- Mr. Wolf is a wolf. - Do not stay here.

- He will eat us. - No, he's having a snack.

- It's ready soon. - Take your time.

Do not stay here!

Excuse him, he's in a hurry, we do not have to .....

- leave immediately. - At table !

You were right !

The truck !

At first, he looked nice!

- Hum, ah!

Good idea, the truck!

No, I think I forgot the bottle in the truck.

Ah, you scared me, I thought that you had forgotten the baby.

- I do not believe that. - Do not worry, we'll find her.

We found her!

Pauline!

We were so afraid of losing you.

Do not worry, we stop the nonsense.

Go, on the way!

We'll deliver it, this baby, hang on!

How to start this thing!

My truck!

Here we go, now, where are we going ?

- We must turn there. - No, it's on the other side.

Do what I tell you, it's me watching.

It's you or me driving!

- Over there. - Not at all.

Give me the card.

- So there it is ! - No, thank you, it's you driving.

The baby, where is Pauline?

- Not here. - Not here either.

But where is she, Pauline!

Water is your element, go get it.

- Slowly ! - What, gently?

Yes, that is, in fact,

Uh, you'll laugh, but I do not know how to swim.

What, but float!

It's good, I found a way to .....

go find Pauline safely.

Wait ... uh, I'm going maybe come with you.

Right, left ..... very well!

Gently, that's right!

We arrive.......

I hold you, it's good, we can go !

Who do you say thank you, Pauline!

Ouch, wow!

Uh, are you ok?

You are angry !

Come on, do not worry, we do a good team, three!

We will get there, look, we have a car to go faster.

Come and see, it's thundering, a little gas, a match and ...

That's it, we give up!

What do you mean !

We stop the fees, we come back to the farm.

And Pauline, we have to bring her back at their parents place.

His parents, we do not know not even where it is!

We left for 8 hours and we is still 200 m from the farm!

Oh, you're exaggerating!

There is, at least, 300 m!

Remember what the stork said, if we do nothing, she will be an orphan.

With us, she was almost devoured by a wolf,

kidnapped by a butcher

not to mention the catapult she nearly drowned in a lake.

Is it good for a baby?

And you acted without thinking, you are two morons!

- Oh yes, you think without acting. - Well, we try at least.

So, try without me.

(Baby's words)

Oh, sorry, Pauline!

We must face the facts, we can not take care of you.

We must entrust you to humans, they will take care of you.

Hey, there are two coming.

Uh, no, not those!

- Ah, ah ... - Chum!

Ah!

But what is this ?

Rabbit!

You killed him, assassins!

Rabbit, talk to me!

- Pauline! - You saved her life.

I can leave alone.

Stay with us, Rabbit!

- I'm in a tunnel! - No.

- I see a light at the bottom. - Turn back.

Someone is talking to me!

It's a carrot, she wants I'm eating it, I'm coming!

What is this, a dart!

Stop, he's not dead.

He's just drugged.

Humans shot him with a dart of tranquilizer.

- He is really calm! - Bizarre, it's for wild beasts.

- It's broken. - Thanks, I noticed.

Well, where is the rabbit?

- Is it there! - Uh, I do not think so.

Ask him !

- Go ahead, you know him better. - Yes, but you ask the questions better.

- Rabbit, is it you? - Carrot!

- Carrot! - Yeah, I'm ....

- It's good, we're leaving. - ????? ???????? ?????????? ?? ...

- ????? ???????? ?????????? ?? .... - I did not understand.

????? ???????? ?????????? ?? !

How are you feeling better?

Er, yes, where are we?

- In the forest, you remember! - Who is he ?

- We do not really know. - ????? ???????? ?????????? ?? ....

????? ???????? ?????????? ?? ...

????? ???????? ?????????? ?? ..

Yes, he speaks to us since yesterday evening and we do not understand anything.

He says he comes from China and escaped from the zoo

and last night's humans have tried to capture him.

????? ???????? ?????????? ??

????? ???????? ?????????? ??

????? ???????? ?????????? ??

????? ???????? ?????????? ??

- Do you speak Chinese? - Yes.

????? ???????? ?????????? ??

- What's he saying ? - Thank you.

Why ?

He wants to go home, so I told him says that it can be sent by mail.

We put it in a package, a Chinese address and hop!

- He arrives directly at home. - Direct at home!

Yes N !

You are a genius !

???? ???? ?? ??????? ???????

???? ???? ?? ??????? ???????

???? ???? ?? ??????? ???????

Come on, you'll be good at home.

It's time to say goodbye.

Your parents are very lucky!

Yes N !

Who am I, goodbye, Pauline!

Yes N !

Now, you have to drop those packages.

I have an idea.

Oh, no, it's not a good idea!

I summarize, this one goes into China and that one in Avignon.

This is the one who goes to Avignon, then!

That's it, that's what I thought, you confirm!

Hey, there are people waiting.

Sir, you confirm!

All right, let's go.

What did you do ?

I may have switched the packages.

There is a chance in two for Pauline go to China!

There is a chance in two for that she finds herself at home.

It is necessary to recover this parcel.

Pauline!

Do not worry, now everything will be alright.

One last parcel and en route.

I admit, I did not think.

In my opinion, we arrived.

Ah, here we are.

Oh, we arrived.

I do not believe that !

Serious, it's just a detour.

Yes N !

But how are you doing for to be so carefree!

We are going to raise a baby in China and it does not bother you more than that!

On the plane, you can not not control everything.

You have to let go.

- We failed. - What?

We failed, Pauline does not will never find his parents.

- Oh there, do not worry. - We will find a solution.

We will find a solution, of course, we can take the controls of the plane!

Take care of Pauline, we're coming back.

Yes N !

Well, I say to my wife, you'll see that they will put us a supplement.

Well, that did not disappoint, all that to be able to raise the prices.

Me, I never put my feet back.

Where are you going this year?

They succeeded !

Otherwise, there is Greece, it's not bad.

Atchoum!

Pauline!

Pauline!

- And now, what are we doing? - I do not know.

There is only one thing to do.

- Touch ! - We only have to open it!

Yes N !

- Mr. Tarsier! - What?

????? ?? ?????????

???????? ?? ??????? ?????

Wait, if you are there,

we are at home

at Pauline's.

This time, you are at home.

This is where our paths separate,

I hope you'll be happy with your parents.

Yes N !

Oh, Henry, we have a new baby!

64a is the house next door.

I want my mom.

Look, it's our baby, he arrived.

Yes N !

- She's cute! - How are we going to call him?

Pauline!

- And here we are delivered, this baby. - Yes, we did a good job.

Goodbye, Pauline.

Ah, it's good to be back home.

- Well, I'm tired, - I'm going to bed.

- Good night ! - So good night !

So here I tell them, my wing is broken because of the fir tree.

And they believed me, those idiots.

Will know where they are now.

Ben there!

- Good evening! - Uh, well, goodnight!

I leave you !

Your wing is better!

Hula, yes, much better.

And you, the baby!

Pauline, she's at her parents' house.

We found a way to revolutionary transport.

Much faster.

It interests you ?

You will see, it's simple, you take a tree, a rope and hop

directly to destination.

Uh, it's not dangerous!

Not at all, come on, put yourself there!

- Like that! - Here !

Wow, then, it works!

AH!

And here it was, our first piece, a baby to deliver

Here is now our 2nd piece

AH!

Uh, are you ok?

Obviously, I'm an actor, it's a waterfall.

- By the way, how was the show? - Excuse me,

We feel that the quality of the game is not not the same between all the actors.

- Please... - If you liked my service,

this summer I will play a piece conceptual where I sit

on a chimney and walled in A deafening silence

highlighting the anxiety of this stork

face to the emptiness of his existence!

Yes, thanks, so ...

I will be 12 in Mulhouse, the 17th in Munster ....

So, ladies and gentlemen, the big bad fox.

The big bad fox.

Ooh!

Hello !

I warn you that today, if you're messing up, you're tidying up!

- Hello ! - It's okay !

- A hand ? - What do you mean !

AH!

Oh no, it's the 3rd times this week.

- That's enough ! - No, but, I'm hungry.

I do not care.

Ouch!

Come back there kind of male cracked, come back I tell you!

- Take this ! - AH!

You fall well, I come to finish your basket.

I especially put you turnips because I had a good harvest.

Do not hesitate to tell me what you think!

- Well, well, good evening. - Hello !

Hum!

- So, my friend! - So, nothing!

- Nothing ! - Well, nothing,

- Still, I did everything like you. - That is to say ?

You know the thing you do, grrr!

- Your thing here! - Oh that.

GRRR!

That's it and it did not work!

At this rate, we die of hunger.

Why not you, it would be simpler!

You go to the farm, you do your thing and you bring us a plump chicken.

Too dangerous, these idiots me duck as soon as I approach.

While you, you do not risk anything.

Nothing, we see that the hen does not you've never broken the face.

If only you did a a little effort to frighten him!

It's not complicated !

It's not my fault if no one is afraid of me.

Apparently, the thing that I can scare is not born yet.

Not born yet, diantre, you are a genius !

What?

You are not able to bring back a hen.

But you can capture the most harmless,

the most naive and innocent creatures.

- A chicken ? - No.

A chick still in his egg!

- Ah! - Good night my angels.

Thank you for throwing your garbage elsewhere.

The wolf, you have to hide, fast!

This way !

BO .., wake up!

- Wake up ! - Not right now, I sleep.

My eggs are gone.

Well, yes!

They may be went for a walk!

No, it's the fox, go get it and bring me back my eggs.

Oh there, I have something else to do.

You'll get them now!

I did not even take my breakfast.

Let me at least take a shower.

- Do not you want coffee too? - No, I'm trying to stop.

Hum!

At table !

- Mom ! - Huh!

MOM !

- How are you, mom? - Mom !

Leave me, not the muzzle!

Hello Mom !

Help !

But that is not possible, Hey, here you are!

Is everything ok, my friend?

I think I made a Mishandling.

They take me for their mother.

Reassure yourself, it's normal.

At birth, they consider the first thing like their mother.

- This thing is you. - What, I do not want to be their mother.

And why not, it's a detail, we just have to eat them!

- Mom ! - Yes, it's true !

- Not now. - Oh no.

- Why not ! - Look at them

They are not bigger than a chestnut, wait a few months

to fatten them up and we'll have big fat chicks.

A few months, but who will to take care of them, meanwhile?

- Well you! - Me !

Out of the question, it's your idea, you take care of it.

All because you are not able to scare three little chicks.

- Of course yes. - Prove it to me.

Right now, it's complicated, give me a little time and you'll see.

At the right time, I will iron in some months.

We'll see if you've become a big bad fox.

Drop it off !

We sleep now.

- A story, a story ....! - You want me to surround you, too!

- Yes N..... ! - It's okay, we calm down.

Okay, so, once upon a time

three little chicks that do not did not want to go to sleep.

Yet their mother told them,

if you make noise, the big bad guy Fox will come and eat you.

But, the little chicks are cheated and continued.

So, the big bad fox heard them and swallowed the first,

Gobbled the second and devoured the third.

And since then, we never have saw the three little chicks again.

Unable to scare them.

What are you doing there ?

We are afraid of the big bad fox.

Go back to sleep in your basket.

No, we want to sleep with mom.

- I'm not your mom. - We want mom

I have good news for you.

- You found the fox! - Better than that !

My eggs, my darlings, you are my hero, where were they?

There, in the thing .....

Well, everything is fine that ends well.

Um, you're sure they're mine!

Yes on.

You would not have them found in a fridge?

It's not right, it's not my style.

So, tell me since I date the date of expiry on my eggs?

Oh yes, it's funny!

I assure you, you react from disproportionately!

Mummy mummy !

- Where are you ? - There is no more mom here.

Here is the big bad fox!

So, tremble miserable because I will unveil you!

So, I said, I came to devour you.

Again and again... !

Do it again, mom!

- Grrr, I'll eat you up! - To me, I want to try!

- Mom ! - What?

Do you want to play dinette with me?

- The dinette, and then what, again! - Yes N !

It's nice, today, Madam the Duchess of Berciou!

You will resume well little tea, is not it!

Madam, you are holding your cup upside down!

- That's correct. - We saw the mean fox!

How's the big bad guy fox, it's impossible!

If, as we have seen, he comes to eat us.

- Hi my friend. - Oh it's you !

But no, it's not him nasty fox!

Do not be afraid, he is only a wolf.

He looks tall and mean.

Big and nasty, but, there is nothing in there.

It's about me that you have to be afraid, hold on, I'll break his face.

We can talk to each other in private!

- No way. - Please !

I will not pretend to be beaten.

I have a reputation to hold, me!

But, if you accept, they will think that it's me, the mean fox.

And why would I give you this service?

Because .... you are my friend!

- Do you see it now? - I see nothing.

There, look, the big bad fox!

Gre .., it's me the biggest and the meanest fox.

Lies, it's me ...

It's me, the big bad fox!

Mom !

You will take the correction that you deserve, take this!

Teaser, butor, take this and that!

You bow to power!

- Mom beat him! - Get me dirty camp ringworm!

Finally, take your time!

Is it really you, the mean fox?

Yes it's me !

So, that means we are foxes, us too!

Huh!

You realize, we are the children of the big bad fox!

We are the most crackers strong and the meanest.

But no, you are chicks!

Chicks, we eat them, we devour them!

You are chicks, you must be afraid of me!

But no, you are our mother.

- We will never be afraid of you. - That's enough, I do not want to see you anymore!

- Mom ! - Mmmh!

It's for you!

Flowers, are the big ones wicked foxes love flowers?

- Uh no. - So what !

Mom, you are beautiful!

Knock Knock knock !

Hum, what is it?

I have a request!

Oh yes, if it's for the fox, I'll take care of it....

I do not come for that, sign this authorization for my club.

- Your club of what? Extermination of the foxes.

You are unable to defend us, we will get rid of it ourselves.

So, if I sign, you do not ask nothing more.

- That's the same. - I support you 100%.

I always thought that the car defense is the way of the future.

My dear friends, welcome to fox extermination club.

But, what are you doing here?

- Well, meeting my club! - Do it elsewhere!

You just gave us your okay, look at Article 3 paragraph 4.

The dog's niche will serve as a platform for club meetings.

Enough time,

in the program, list the defects of our current watchdog.

Who wants to start?

Slack, incompetent ....

This is me the biggest bad fox.

- No it's me. - It's me.

Ah, I'm not the biggest, but the most nasty.

- But stop ! - The children, at the table!

More turnips!

But, foxes do not eat turnips, but chicks.

You will eat chicks when The chickens will have teeth.

- It's soon ? - It's later !

It's now wants chicks.

And here, a big chick well plump.

It shows that this is not a real chick.

- He looks like you ! - That's not true.

You look like a rotten chick.

- No it's you ! - It's you !

Listen, the only one that looks to a fox, that's

Me, and when I grow up, I will be beautiful as mother.

I will have a beautiful fur and all fangs sharp.

So, that's fine, because when you will be great, you will be in my ....

What will I be?

Well, go for a ride, kids.

Yeah!

- Pass your way, rotten chick! - What's going on yet?

- Out of our way. - Otherwise, you break your face.

Te te te te, let Sir Quiet wolf, children.

Wolves are only big poop bags.

Go play somewhere else.

Well, that's okay!

Big poop bags!

They do not think so!

Who's afraid of the poop bag!

It's not us ........

My friend, it's high time to enjoy these small poultry.

What, now, but you said to wait until they are big and fat.

They are good enough.

But, we can not eat them.

- Why not ? - because.....

- Because ? - Because they are sick.

Sick, but they look good.

But, we're not sick, Mom!

La la, oh yes, I'm sick!

See, come back tomorrow, they will be healed.

Children, in the basket, we're going away.

You are leaving, I thought that they were sick

Exactly, we were going to get some fresh air.

Well, I'll come with you.

Well, this ride was nice, see you tomorrow!

- What's going on, mom? - It's Monsieur Wolf who annoys you?

- Come on, we'll devour him. - No, we do not devour anyone.

Help me dig.

Come, children, we have dug quite far from the wolf.

Come here, you would not try not to rip off your old friend!

Me, never of life.

- No, wait, wait! - I do not have your patience.

- Where are we going, Mom? - Mr. Wolf is angry.

The only place he will come never look for us.

Hum!

But, what do you want?

- I'm a chicken ... - You're not a chicken but a ..

I'm a chicken and looking for a refuge for my chicks.

I would like to help you but we are complete.

Oh no, the wolf wants us to devour, I beg you.

Well, I'm fine, I'll see if there is any someone's place!

But, do not complain if you are cramped.

Thank you, here, at least, nobody do not want my death.

- Your chicks are charming. - We are not pous .....

I should have had chicks too, they would be the same age as they are.

But, it was not counting on this fox sausage.

- It's time. - What?

To go to school.

We do not want to go to school.

Listen, I'm a chicken, you are chicks,

so, you go to school as all the little chicks.

But, we are foxes, we eat the chicks.

Hush, you are chicks, come on, zou!

And do not eat your little comrades.

So, you're the new ones, well, answer, I will not eat you.

Come, I have to show you Something.

- Ready! - Ready.

Here is our heart of defense and extermination of foxes.

It aims to train hens to to defend oneself and to slay foxes.

We offer different types of activity,

each of them develops a different way

to exterminate a fox.

If you're interested, you can benefit from 10%.

Uh, yes, I'll think about it.

Knock Knock knock.

I'm coming very soon.

Ah, it's you

- Mom, we brought back to eat. - Hello Madam !

What are you doing with this chick?

- Well, we'll eat it. - He agree.

We play fox eat the chicks.

We do not play, let go of this chick and go home!

- But Mom ! - No is no.

Bye Madam !

Children, we do not eat chicks.

- We want to go back to the forest. - we can not.

- But why ? - Because of the wolf.

You're afraid of the wolf, since you're here, you're just a wet hen.

You are afraid of everything, of the forest, wolf, chickens.

We're tired of you, we wants to live with the wolf.

He, at least, is not afraid.

So, go ahead, go live with him, I'm sick of your whims.

The wolf would leave us to eat chicks.

The wolf would eat you.

Hmm, what?

We have two words to tell you.

It seems like your chicks, at school

have tried to bite some of their comrades.

They tried to devour my Michel.

- Hello Madam ! - But, no, finally I ...

They say it's cool to be a fox

- They threaten to devour. - Down!

Ladies, no violence to one of our comrades!

Keep your strength for the fox.

So it was you from the beginning.

And you strutted in front of me with my ........

my chicks.

Children, where are you?

- Where are they, where did you put them? - What?

- But, in the henhouse. - They are not there.

Impossible, I just talked to them.

They were punished because they wanted to go see the ...

The what ?

Mr. Wolf, where are you?

Ah, Mr. Wolf, we would like to change mom.

Ours has become a wet chicken, do you want to take care of us!

With pleasure, children!

- Do not do that, please. - Where are they?

In the forest, they are went to see the wolf.

You think I'm pretty stupid to swallow that.

If he told the truth, if he wanted them to devour, it would already be done, no!

Trust him, he'll go find your chicks.

And after that, we'll be done with all these stories.

You think it's not worth it!

The wick!

Do not worry, do not you see I'm trying to save your life!

- BOOM! - AH!

Well, I would have tried!

You know, Mr Wolf,

we know a place filled chicks and hens.

If we went there to devour them!

We'll go, but before that, I have something to do.

What are you going to do ?

Open the appetite.

- Ah! - Mom !

Save yourself before the Wolf does not catch you.

He wants to devour you.

Mom, help, mom!

- Give them back to me! - GRR ...

- Give me back my children! - Your children?

These are not your children, you have them Stolen in the hen to devour them!

You remember, devour simple chicks, you can not do it.

Look how pathetic he is your big bad fox!

He is not able to devour you and even less to save you.

- Mom ! - Say goodbye to your mom.

Run away, children, go!

Leave them!

- No !

It's enough of you and your whims, it's time to finish.

Excuse me !

Did you try to to eat my chicks?

Chickens everywhere, a real feast!

We are doomed.

I repeat, did you have tried to eat my chicks?

Myself !

And I'm going to skip the entry for go to the main course.

Do not annoy him especially!

Get away, children!

Mom will break the figure to the ugly sir.

Sorry !

We go, girls!

Well, I'm going to leave.

To attack !

Infernal picking technique.

Wow!

Go girls !

Send it as far as possible.

Children!

- The children! - We are here.

Children!

I am so happy to find you

So, are you our mom?

Of course, it's always been me.

You're still the !

But, I would just like them say goodbye !

No way, go away.

Goodbye, children.

Maybe we can Find an arrangement !

We'll find one, arrangement!

- GRRR! - Yah, wow!

- It was good ? - Excellent.

The catch was good, the throw, a little soft.

I remember, we must understand the two feet and a remote-shifted

to flatten it to the ground.

In case of aggression, you can also grab the ears.

Above all, the simplest is to catch directly the tail and then ...

Well, it's over for today

Tomorrow, bring back your boxing gloves.

- It's good, we can go. - Yes it's good.

- Mom ! - The children!

- Was it good, school? - Yes !

- You did not bite anyone? - No.

- Good. - So, we can go play.

- Bring them back for dinner! - Yes.

- What are we playing! - To the wolf and the hen.

And now, everything is good that ends well.

He teaches you to defend yourself against the foxes and he sees his chicks.

Yeah, let's say I would have preferred a less amateur fox.

I'm sure he does the trick, what's next with him?

It will help us settle catapults to fox.

Oh yes, it must be damn love them these chicks.

Now that he is happy!

What should not be to be happy.

We are already coming to our last piece, we must save Christmas.

- Bye Madam ! - Bye, Michelle, see you tomorrow.

This is our last show!

Look where you brought the show!

Michelle, you annoy the audience.

They want to eat me but I'm starving

- It's theater. - Can someone pick up Michelle?

Uh, I'll take care of it, if you want.

No, I'm fine, I do not want to disturb you.

It does not bother me.

That's good, look, she's gone.

Well, since we do not need to me, if he comes back, do not hesitate!

Goodbye everyone !

Yes, I will tell you .....

Ladies, gentlemen, our last piece, we must save Christmas.

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Merry Christmas !

Thank you, but Christmas is tomorrow.

Tonight, there is Santa Claus passing by.

You realize, Santa Claus!

Yes it's good.

And if you were going to make a man of snow, meanwhile.

A snowman !

Ah ah ah!

Real kids!

It's you who has the Christmas decorations, I need something that slams.

You know they believe again to Santa Claus!

You talk about two idiots who are on your roof.

But, what are you doing, stop!

We recover the snow for to do the guy.

But not on my roof!

- Come down, it's dangerous. - Okay.

Can you help me down, please !

- Go ahead. - Ouch!

- But it's not true ! - It was not on purpose.

- With all the snow on the ground. - Yes, but it's less clean.

So, we have the snow, we miss it nose, arms, knees.

The TV antenna will be perfect for the arms.

- Oh yeah. - Stop!

Tree branches will go very good for a snowman.

Yeah, you always have good ideas.

Why do you care of these two imbeciles?

But no, I'm watching them.

- We never know. - Let them fend for themselves.

Well, protect them.

You do not protect them, you cover them.

They will never grow up.

Oh, you always exaggerate.

But why ?

Ben, to recover this branch.

Leave me alone.

And do not approach your cabin.

- Do you want help to repair? - No.

He is angry.

But still, his Roof was a little worn.

Above all, he is likely!

And if, from now on, we became responsible adults!

- You are right. - No more rounds, kids.

Yeah!

- Snowmen, finished! Even the sledge?

Even the sledge, the age of reason has arrived.

- Santa ! - Santa Claus, it's over.

- No, Santa Claus up there! - What?

Santa Claus is stuck we must help him!

Yes but how !

Hold on, Mr. Christmas, I'm coming!

Do not panic !

Here!

Sir, Christmas, how are you?

- But what did we do? - I think we killed Santa Claus!

What are you doing ?

We, nothing!

Yeah, I see you're trying to hide something.

Not at all, we unblock the snow.

You move the snow, well then !

I know you made a mistake and do not say the opposite!

Not at all, uh, we got do a big mistake!

We killed Santa Claus!

Ah, ah, ah!

But, it's a plastic Santa Claus!

You did not kill anything.

They are cute !

- Hold on ! - Mmm!

We too had trouble accept it, but it is so.

Thousands of children will be private gifts!

They are sad !

They are heartbroken!

I know what we will do, we will replace Santa

and distribute gifts to the whole world

so that the Christmas spirit does not do not die this night!

Yes that's it !

We need someone to play Santa Claus!

Someone very plump.

With good cheeks, a complexion pink and a jovial look!

That's enough, I do not have the time to play with you.

I have a roof to repair, you remember !

Well, what, it's the costume that bothers you!

You should do the goblin.

All right, then, I'm going to do Santa Claus!

- Go ahead, do it! - I can do the goblin!

Um, you know where I can find the blue garlands!

Uh, yes, in the shed.

Tell me, should not we to watch the rabbit and the duck?

No.

- You do not think that .... - No.

- Or just the ... - No more.

- Thank you for your advice. - You're welcome.

- There you go. - You would not have fattened!

Looks like that Bullfight a little.

And what are you doing with this thing on the head?

It's my elf hat!

Since when do elves wear feathered hats?

Yes of course !

Wait, I have other models.

Here !

This is not good.

No more.

Bof!

Stop!

Come back, again!

Perfect.

So, the itinerary!

Departure point, the farm.

- And for the destination? - Every household in the world.

And checkmark without toll.

Houla, it's a 12-year journey, 7 months, 120 days and 32 minutes.

In one night, put only homes with good children!

Ah, yes, it's shorter, 7 years, 6 months and 11 minutes.

- They always exaggerate. - I print.

Great, we only have to make the sled.

I can borrow a wrench!

It is to boost the engine of the lawn mower.

Yes, go ahead, her name is back.

Lawn mower, lawn mower, te ...

And fuchsias, do we have garlands fuchsias?

Did you hear what he said?

- They will do something stupid! - Let him do it.

I'm talking to you about something important!

But, it's important, they will hurt themselves.

If you get involved, it's you who will have pain, leave them.

But, there is something to worry about, we talk about lawnmowers!

The worry is in you, the solution is in them.

- In them ? - Of course.

- You do not know. - Here.

- I let them grow. - That's it.

And what do we do for garlands fuchsias?

And now, a beautiful sled.

Yes, the Christmas spirit just have to stand.

Hey, maybe something needs to be done!

But no.

- It looks like she's broken. - Wait, I'll fix it.

- This piece is useless. - Go ahead to see.

- There, it's really dangerous. - Leave them, they learn.

And if we put gas!

- Do you think it's full? - It's too dark.

- Wait, I have matches. - It's not possible !

Give me this can and loose the matches.

(Explosion)

You are stubborn!

Why everything you do turns into disaster?

Do not worry, I have the situation well in hand.

I will speak to the gentleman and everything will work out.

You fall well, this is a terrible mistake!

Let me explain, you make a mistake.

Do you know who I am ?

I will not let myself go!

Uh, please!

Guys, the Christmas meal has arrived.

At table !

Wait, you can not do that.

Oh really? Why ?

Uh, because I'm Santa

and if you eat us, children will have no gifts tonight.

Ah, ah ah!

The other there!

- AH! - No !

Dad, I want to receive my gifts.

Do not eat Santa Claus!

Finally, sweetie, you see that it's not the real Santa Claus!

But if he has a red cap and a white beard.

The truth always comes out of the mouths of children.

The rabbit, we can eat it!

Oh no, I need my elf to distribute the gifts.

If he needs it!

So, the pig, it is useless!

- It's not false. - But!

But, not at all, I am very helpful, i ....

I'm the one pulling the sled

And guys, is not it reindeer work?

Yes, but it's the crisis, so, the reindeer .... it has become too expensive.

While pigs, not at all.

If he pulls the sled, then he does not do not eat it, eh dad!

Okay !

If you help us out, the kids are waiting for their presents.

Ah ah ah .....

You are nice, if there was a mean, we would already be outside!

I have an idea !

The pig can fly above the fence

and go get the keys to the paddock.

Fly away?

It's you who pulls the Santa's sleigh !

- So, fly! - Or, we can eat you.

Fly, but without sled, it will be complicated!

- But no ! - AH!

- Look, dad, he's flying. - Yeah, he falls, especially.

Thin, he fell into the big Dudu pen.

You will see that it is he who will nibble at my place.

Nice, nice, ouch ....

He wants to play with!

He managed to fly over the fence.

Yes, but Dede too!

They are heading towards us!

Open me!

You managed to open the door!

And here we are free.

Now, we have to save Christmas, are you ready to help us?

- Oh yes ! - Oh no !

Oh yeah !

But, of course, darling, we will save Christmas!

So, you have to find the most gifts to distribute to children.

Yeah!

- I'm going for a sled! - Yeah!

- I found it ! - Yeah!

Come on, let's go dad!

But yes, sweetie.

Lets' go !

I think that's the time to slip away!

So, that's moving forward, otherwise we can you find another use!

The beautiful gift, there are some are going to be spoiled this year.

It'll make them happy, all that!

We can be proud, we have never had a Christmas so beautiful.

That's it, the sled is ready, we will be able to deliver!

We will not deliver anything at all return to the farm discreetly.

But the children are waiting for Santa Claus!

But, it will not start again!

Santa Claus does not exist, they are stories told to kids.

Dad, that's right what does the pig say?

Come on, we have gifts to deliver.

He will not fly all alone, the sled.

Thank you, friends, thanks to you, we saved Christmas!

Bravo!

- Bravo! - Oh, yes, congratulations!

Thank you !

Merry Christmas !

Merry Christmas !

Here, he steals!

My darling, you are beautiful, in this costume!

What's hot in this thing?

Fortunately I do not only once a year.

Here, the hat!

The kids are impatient!

I tell you there are many Santa Claus!

Whatever.

If, it is obliged, if it must deliver the gifts to all children the same night,

they must be at least five!

But, he's too strong, that's all!

Maybe, but still!

We will ask him.

Children, guess who has just arrived!

Well, we have the presents, a chimney, the children are waiting for us!

You're crazy, you're not going not go down there.

You think it's the children going to ride?

Congratulations the spirit of Christmas!

But, if the chimney is clogged, you will be stuck

You're right, go first to unclog it.

Oh yes, go ahead!

If all goes well, type 3 times on the wall and we arrive.

Merry Christmas, children!

Darling, go get me the broom.

Guys, you have to get me out of here!

It's the signal, the way is free, hop!

Merry Christmas !

You will see what you will take!

I do not know if there is several Santa Claus!

Oh yes, and the other, what is it for?

I do not know, he pulls the sled.

Is it not the reindeer who pull the sled?

Pigs are cheaper.

Did I miss something ?

AH!

Well, it's not bad, for a start!

- Whew, we continue! - No, we stop the nonsense.

The distribution of gifts is finished.

- Santa ! - Santa Claus is ter_mi_né.

No, but up there!

He is stuck, quick, you have to help him.

Yes, but, be responsible!

There is no Santa Claus.

Wait, that can not not be Santa Claus.

They understood !

It's a replacement, we have killed the truth this morning.

Finally, you killed him.

It's not me, it's gravity, he was drawn to the ground.

Stop, you did not kill anyone, it was a plastic Santa Claus.

like this one !

And that's also plastic!

What is this ?

Eho, you come help me!

I will not take long!

- Plastic! - Hold on, I'm coming!

I hold it !

Do not panic, I have the situation well in hands.

- There you go ! - Whew, it was less one.

I do not understand what happened,

I was coming out of a chimney when there was an explosion.

It looked like a trolley supermarket.

A trolley on a roof, I have too much imagination.

Thank you, I do not know what you did, you saved my life.

And most importantly, you saved Christmas.

That's not all, I have a tour to finish.

Come on, we have to go.

Wait, you are the real Santa Claus.

Of course, who do you want me to be?

No, it's that, I saw you more ...

How to say, more ....

You have to go through the chimneys!

Well, I'll drop you off!

I was wondering, reindeer, it does not cost too much?

Sure, it's a budget, but, we use it from one year to another.

- Of course. - I can drive ?

Look at the landscape, it's pretty!

Ah, yes, it's pretty.

Wow!

- Merry Christmas ! - Merry Christmas !

What are all these gifts!

It's Santa Claus!

Do not tell me that you believe, you too, to those idiots!

Now you know !

- Buoy ! - Me, a carrot peeler.

I have to find a carrot.

Oh there, two real kids.

The important thing is that all world finds happiness.

Bah!

Thank you, dear audience, for having attended our show.

We hope to see you again soon for to live new adventures.

And on behalf of the whole team, thank you!

Bavo, it was great, we go have a drink!

Oh yeah !

- Good idea. - I think I'll go home.

- Do not worry! - Come, Simon will bring you back.

- We came by tractor. - Even I'm driving.

No, thank you, it will be fine.

Come on, goodbye, friends!

- The spectators are still there. - Oh!

- What are they doing here! - The Salvation !

We forgot the salvation, we go back, everyone in place.

Michelle, the children, everyone, come!

Everybody is ready, so, music!

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