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Back in the '80s,
I had my fair share of tormentors,
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and no one did it better
than my main nemesis...
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sax-wailin', pony tail-rockin'
Johnny Atkins.
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Yep, he made my life miserable.
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Later, nerd losers. Eat my butt.
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I feel threatened, and I want
to punch your face off.
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And, thanks to shop class,
I had to see a lot more of him.
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Hey, Goldberg.
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Whatcha workin' on there, man?
Looks super cool.
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Your interest excites me,
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but I'm also certain that this exchange
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will end in a dead leg,
swirlie, or both.
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C'mon, I have a curious soul.
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Please, share your wooden gift with me.
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Really? Okay, are you familiar with
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the fantasy action film "Highlander"?
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I am not. Tell me more!
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Well, it's about a race
of immortal swordsmen
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who clash throughout history,
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and it stars French action heartthrob
Christopher Lambert!
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Sounds rad!
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I wish there was a way
I could partake in the joy
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and delight it's given you!
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- I actually have the tape right here!
- Nice!
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Could you put it down on the table
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so I can take a better look?
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You bet.
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Atkins, unacceptable!
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Goggles on when you use that machine.
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Aw, man, I helped you do it!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was February 20th, 1980-something,
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and my dad had just laid eyes
on the perfect parking spot.
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Ah, here we go.
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Whoa, did you see that?!
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- That schmuck just stole my space!
- Oy vey.
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Please don't get into
one of your parking battles.
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Look, there's an open spot right
back there. Just go take it.
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You really want to put my dead toe
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through three more spaces of walking?
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In that moment,
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Pops and Barry braced
themselves for one of my dad's
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epic parking-spot screaming
matches... or hug?
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Oh, it's so good to see you!
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Wait, it must be an old friend.
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Bink. A jinga, a janga...
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What you're saying is impossible.
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My dad only has two friends
in this world...
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Bill Lewis and the mailman. That's it.
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Hoo! There he is!
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There's my friend Kormy!
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- Kormy?
- Yeah, Steve Korman,
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one of my best friends
from Central High.
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Wait, you had friends?
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I had a whole group of friends
back then.
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- We were called The Jokers.
- That's just like the JTP.
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How come you never see
these guys anymore?
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Kormy lives in Lancaster now.
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- That's way too far.
- Too far?
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You once drove out to Delaware
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just to get a crab hoagie.
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That was a good hoagie.
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- Yeah, it had crab in it.
- Dense crab.
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And that bread was delicious.
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I remember that trip.
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Yeah. Crab.
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Dude, forget the crab.
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If Kormy's your friend,
you gotta go see him!
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High school friends are nice,
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but then life happens, and you move on.
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No, the JTP will always be
inseparable blood brothers
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that will be together forever.
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Pops, back me up here.
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How's about we take a drive
and talk about it?
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Maybe down to that crab place.
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All right, enough with the crab!
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We're going to Delaware!
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As Barry feared losing his best friends,
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I was still dealing with my worst enemy.
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Dude, can you move?
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Urkel's about to question
whether he did that.
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Just gimme a sec.
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I gotta find a blank tape
so I can record "Highlander."
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Wait, I bought you that movie
for your half birthday.
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What happened to that tape?
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Uh, I kinda thought
it was a piece of wood
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and sawed it in half?
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Schmoo, you gotta be more careful.
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Yesterday you lost
the lunch money I gave you
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for square pizza day.
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- Forgetful me.
- And the day before that
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you got your underpants
caught in your locker,
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and they got wedged way up
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- in the crack of your little tushie.
- Ew, stop.
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Clearly, someone's picking on the kid.
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Gah, fine! It's Johnny Atkins!
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It's 'cause I'm not in school
to protect you anymore, dummy.
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- Protect me?
- Protect him?
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Yes.
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All those years while
you went about your days
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blissfully unscathed,
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I was working in the shadows,
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ensuring that no one laid a finger
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on your delicate,
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- under developed little bird body.
- What?
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But I just figured I was
generally accepted and liked!
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Oh, God, no.
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Well, I guess it's up to Mama to fix it.
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Mom, hear my words.
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This is the one thing on the planet
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you cannot fix for me.
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Schmoo, when you were little,
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there was always a mean bully at school
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and like always, Mama fixed it.
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- How?
- Easy!
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- A play date.
- A play date?
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- Works every time!
- I don't need a play date.
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I just need to handle this on my own.
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Fine, if that's what you really want,
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I have no choice but
to respect your wishes.
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Sup, Goldnerd?
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She did not in any way
respect my wishes!
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Can we start this play date already?
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Friday nights are when
I deep-condition my ponytail.
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Then why did you agree to this?
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I didn't.
Your smoking hot mom forced me.
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It's true.
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I cornered him in that park
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where all the boys and girls
go to study in their cars
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and said that I'd scratch
his Celica with a wine opener
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if he didn't agree to a play date.
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Totino's Pizza Rolls?
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Leave the pizza rolls and go!
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Oh, I'll just take out the trundle bed
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in case you want to sleep over,
Jonathan.
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Ha, even your room is nerdy!
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Can't wait to tell everyone at
school your bed has a baby bed.
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Turns out it's impossible
to have a play date
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with someone you have
nothing in common with.
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Seven!
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Goonies never say die!
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Do Goonies ever say,
"You're a turd farmer?"
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That's a no on the board games.
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Ooh! You like "Ghostbusters"?
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Check it out. I got the Ecto-1 Autobot!
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How about we make
a stop-motion animation
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where it transforms?
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How about I transform
my foot up your butt?
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How about I just play a movie
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so we don't have to interact at all?
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Now we're talking.
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What dumb-ass thing is this?
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Hello? It's "Highlander"?
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We talked about it in shop class?
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You're in my shop class?
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Yeah, let's just watch in silence.
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Lucky for me, "Highlander"
is so ridiculously badass,
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even Johnny Atkins couldn't
deny its awesomeness.
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There can be only one.
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Dude, this movie is the best!
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Sword fighting! Queen music!
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Sean Connery rockin' a pony tail!
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Is this play date actually working?
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No.
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Man, I'd give anything to be immortal,
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see all of history unfold
before my very eyes, you know?
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You'd also have to watch
all the people you love die.
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So really, it's a gift and a curse.
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- Whoa.
- I know, bro.
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Hey, what if there was a way
to find other people
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who like "Highlander"
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and then we all meet regularly
to talk about it?
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- Like a club?
- Hell yeah!
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Boys, it's way too late.
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If you're not gonna settle down,
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Johnny's got to sleep downstairs.
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- No, no! We're going to bed!
- I'm, like, already asleep.
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And so I had a new friend.
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Meanwhile, Barry was trying
to lock his down forever.
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- JTP?
- JTP.
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Graduation is 12 weeks away,
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which is why I've planned 12
weekends of JTP shenanigans
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- to cement our friendship.
- Awesome!
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- Yeah!
- Dude!
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I'll do anything if it's in a calendar!
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That's just the beginning,
'cause I also mapped out
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the next 12 months of our lives.
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Wait, 12 months?
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Won't we all be in college then?
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Welcome to our futures.
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We're gonna visit
each other every weekend,
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and, on Thursdays,
we'll have a conference call
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from 7:00 p.m. 'til question mark.
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Bro, I totally want to
hang out next year, too,
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but this feels very intense.
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Then hold onto your tiny,
flea-sized hat, Andy!
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'Cause I also mapped out
the next 12 years.
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- Uh-oh.
- Dude.
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It's in a calendar, so I gotta do this!
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But wait. Behold the next 12 decades.
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First, we'll all find wives,
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get married in a five-way wedding,
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and each have four kids.
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Except for Naked Rob,
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because he doesn't have
parental instincts,
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but will be the cool uncle
to our lousy rugrats.
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I do have an uncle vibe,
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but you can't map out our whole lives.
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Yeah, I don't think my future wife
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is gonna like any of this.
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You can tell that nasal-voiced nag
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to put a sock in it, Andrew!
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- Hey!
- You don't get it.
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If we don't do this,
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the next time we see each other
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will be in a mall parking lot
10 years from now.
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Look, Bar, we appreciate
all your unnecessary energy,
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but we can't commit
to the next 12 decades,
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so, hasta luego?
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Don't you dare swear at me,
Matt Bradley!
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While Barry was worried about
his buddies drifting apart,
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one movie had brought together
my geeky pals
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and Johnny's way cooler band of friends.
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Thanks for coming to
the Highlander Club.
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I see some new faces to the
after-school activities scene.
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When do we get the big knives?!
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I wanna cut someone for real!
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Love that spirit,
but let's walk before we run.
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First, we watch the movie,
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then we our pick our roles,
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and divvy up scenes to re-enact!
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- Pass.
- I'm out.
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Yeah, I wish you all the best.
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No, screw your safety. Let's just fight!
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But then all this club will be
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is a bunch of people
hitting each other with...
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- Ow!
- Extracurricular activities are fun!
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- Ha ha, that is fun!
- I'm back in!
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Ow!
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Hey, why are there children
in my wood shop
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looking all eager and excited?
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We're starting a Highlander
Club, and maybe you...
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- Nah.
- Faculty advisors get a $35 stipend.
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Then, as your advisor,
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I advise you not to bother me
with stuff.
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Yes! He has a laissez-faire
attitude about his role!
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Let's go sharpen our swords
and really take our time.
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Ow!
253
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Thanks a lot, dude.
254
00:07:57,751 --> 00:07:59,251
You gave all the jerks in school weapons
255
00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,686
and a scheduled time to beat us.
256
00:08:00,788 --> 00:08:02,087
I know what I did, Dave Kim,
257
00:08:02,189 --> 00:08:04,389
but maybe it won't be
as bad as we think.
258
00:08:04,491 --> 00:08:06,124
Oh, balls!
259
00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:08,460
Let's shake the nerd trees
and see what falls out.
260
00:08:08,562 --> 00:08:10,729
Adrenaline got me up here,
but I can't sustain it!
261
00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:12,331
Come to Mama, Dave Kim.
262
00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:14,132
Do you think this is
one of those situations
263
00:08:14,234 --> 00:08:16,268
where she's mean to me
because she really likes me?!
264
00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,336
I don't think so, pal!
265
00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:18,704
What's the plan here, guys?
266
00:08:18,806 --> 00:08:20,539
My hands and legs are fatigued!
267
00:08:20,641 --> 00:08:21,607
Wait, I got it!
268
00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:22,774
Have any of you seen
269
00:08:22,843 --> 00:08:23,976
the gymnastics action movie "Gymkata"?!
270
00:08:24,078 --> 00:08:26,111
Screw you and your movies!
271
00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:27,346
That's why we're in this mess!
272
00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:28,347
Trust me!
273
00:08:28,449 --> 00:08:29,581
We just have to swing to each other
274
00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:30,682
using our core strength
275
00:08:30,784 --> 00:08:32,351
and then form a human bridge to...
276
00:08:32,453 --> 00:08:33,919
Aah!
277
00:08:35,456 --> 00:08:37,289
Ow! I was wrong!
278
00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,434
It's not a situation where she likes me!
279
00:08:39,459 --> 00:08:40,552
Ow!
280
00:08:40,577 --> 00:08:43,683
The JTP may have rejected
Barry's 12-decade plan,
281
00:08:43,746 --> 00:08:44,911
but he wouldn't let that stop him.
282
00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:47,881
Stop! Stop beat boxing, JTP.
283
00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:50,645
I've figured out how we'll stay
friends forever.
284
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,064
Oh, God, not another plan.
285
00:08:52,138 --> 00:08:54,138
Trust me. This one is so good,
286
00:08:54,207 --> 00:08:57,004
even Andy's future joyless nag
of a wife can get behind it.
287
00:08:57,029 --> 00:09:00,221
I realize there's only one
logical way to guarantee
288
00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:03,823
we see each other all the time
when we're all grown up.
289
00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:06,150
Liberty Seats at Veterans Stadium.
290
00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:07,180
Liberty what?
291
00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:09,182
An elite ticket membership
giving us access
292
00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,983
to not one, not two,
293
00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:14,453
but 300 nights of entertainment a year!
294
00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:15,988
These seats offer everything!
295
00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,590
The Eagles! Phillies!
296
00:09:17,692 --> 00:09:20,259
That sport you play on ice
with the broom!
297
00:09:20,328 --> 00:09:21,827
Strange religious events!
298
00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:23,930
Local graduation ceremonies.
299
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,731
The Kensington Dog Show.
300
00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,833
Michael Jackson, Jackson Browne,
301
00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:31,504
James Brown, James Taylor,
and Taylor Dayne,
302
00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:34,307
all for the low price
of 10 grand apiece.
303
00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,741
10 grand? Dude, are you nuts?
304
00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:36,876
I have $37.
305
00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:38,544
My wife is gonna be so pissed.
306
00:09:38,613 --> 00:09:40,079
Well, Andy, tell her to
go [bleep] herself.
307
00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,113
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
308
00:09:41,216 --> 00:09:42,615
- Whoa-ho-ho!
- Dude!
309
00:09:42,684 --> 00:09:44,350
Look, we don't know what's gonna
happen after high school,
310
00:09:44,385 --> 00:09:45,985
but that doesn't mean we're
gonna stop being friends.
311
00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,653
You guys don't get it!
312
00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:51,290
My dad had his own JTP,
and now, if they're lucky,
313
00:09:51,359 --> 00:09:53,025
they only see each other every 10 years!
314
00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:54,493
Bar, just because they
don't see each other,
315
00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:55,528
doesn't mean we won't.
316
00:09:55,597 --> 00:09:57,930
But their group was just like ours.
317
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,065
First off, there's five of them.
318
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,333
Whoa, that is just like us.
319
00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:02,201
They called themselves The Jokers.
320
00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:04,036
JTP also starts with a J!
321
00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:06,172
Each of them had nicknames
based in truth!
322
00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,474
One of 'em was called Tall Jake
'cause he was tall.
323
00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:09,976
I'm Naked Rob and I like to get naked!
324
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,377
And the similarities stop there.
325
00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,478
We got to get the Liberty Seats!
326
00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:13,779
I was so against this five minutes ago,
327
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,114
but now I've never wanted anything more!
328
00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:16,949
Guys, I might have a better idea
329
00:10:17,018 --> 00:10:18,551
that won't cost us thousands of dollars
330
00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:20,519
- and hours of our lives.
- That can't be true.
331
00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:22,121
Everyone ignore Matt Bradley
332
00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,666
and empty your wallets into my hands.
333
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,667
Yep.
334
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:25,925
We're just freaked out
we're gonna drift apart
335
00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:27,226
like your dad and his friends.
336
00:10:27,262 --> 00:10:29,195
But what if we got them back together?
337
00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,229
That's true.
338
00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:31,564
If Barry's extremely off-putting father
339
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,832
can have lifelong friends,
340
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,100
then we for sure will, too.
341
00:10:34,168 --> 00:10:35,968
This paper-thin logic
is oddly comforting!
342
00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:38,304
Wow, Matt Bradley just
had his first good idea.
343
00:10:38,406 --> 00:10:40,039
- Thanks maybe.
- JTP forever!
344
00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:41,207
JTP forever!
345
00:10:41,309 --> 00:10:43,309
As the JTP set off with a plan,
346
00:10:43,411 --> 00:10:46,545
my mom's plan for a play date
had majorly backfired.
347
00:10:46,614 --> 00:10:47,913
There's my Schmoo.
348
00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:50,149
Ant on a log coming your way.
349
00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,484
Save your logs, lady!
350
00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,685
I've got a bone to pick with you!
351
00:10:52,754 --> 00:10:53,919
Let me guess.
352
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,688
Play date backfired, and now
it's 10 times worse?
353
00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:56,889
Yes!
354
00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:57,890
Thanks to Johnny,
355
00:10:57,959 --> 00:10:59,759
a bunch of cool older dudes in school
356
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,560
have united to form a nerd hit squad.
357
00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:02,828
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
358
00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:04,397
Just let Mama fix it.
359
00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,265
I'll invite Johnny
and the whole gang over
360
00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:07,800
for a big group play date.
361
00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:09,101
Group play date?
362
00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:10,870
The crazy lady had to be stopped.
363
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,472
I had no choice but to leave
Johnny's Highlander Club
364
00:11:13,497 --> 00:11:14,537
and start my own.
365
00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:16,075
Hey, Mr. Crosby, you got a sec?
366
00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:17,243
- Nope.
- Good.
367
00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:19,178
With your permission,
we'd like to start a new,
368
00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:21,280
second, more gentle Highlander Club.
369
00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:22,315
No.
370
00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:23,416
What? Why not?
371
00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:25,518
Because there can be only one!
372
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,686
Highlander Club.
373
00:11:26,721 --> 00:11:28,020
M-Maybe there can be two?
374
00:11:28,089 --> 00:11:29,555
Dude! You're starting your own club
375
00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:31,490
based on the movie I introduced you to?
376
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,192
This betrayal will not stand!
377
00:11:33,261 --> 00:11:35,861
My Highlander Club challenges
yours to a battle!
378
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,296
We have no club!
379
00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:40,599
Mr. Crosby specifically said
there can be only one!
380
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,868
Actually, this challenge makes sense.
381
00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:45,071
Like the epic conflict
between Connor MacLeod
382
00:11:45,173 --> 00:11:47,840
and the fearsome
but misunderstood Kurgan,
383
00:11:47,909 --> 00:11:49,842
you must both fight for "the prize."
384
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,544
You will fight only in the shadows,
385
00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:53,079
never in woodshop!
386
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,714
Consider this holy ground
387
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,315
because I don't want
you touching my stuff.
388
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,285
If a sword touches your neck
or your lower head, you are out.
389
00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,686
The last one standing
390
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,956
earns the right to lead
his own Highlander Club.
391
00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:06,325
Or, maybe there can be two?
392
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:08,394
Nope, there can be only one!
393
00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:09,428
Highlander Club.
394
00:12:09,464 --> 00:12:11,230
See you in the hallways, dorks.
395
00:12:11,299 --> 00:12:14,033
With that, the future of
the club was up for grabs,
396
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:16,635
and Barry was gonna reunite
our dad with his past.
397
00:12:16,704 --> 00:12:18,738
Thanks for coming out with me
and the JTP
398
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,072
for my birthday, Dad!
399
00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,507
Whatever you want, pal.
400
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,576
I definitely knew it was your birthday
401
00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:24,844
because I'm a good dad.
402
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,278
There he is! Mur Man!
403
00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:27,813
Kormy! What the hell?
404
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:28,948
Surprise!
405
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,516
It's devastating that
you don't know this,
406
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:32,218
but it's not my birthday!
407
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,619
We got all The Jokers back together!
408
00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:35,788
You sons of bitches, how ya been?!
409
00:12:35,857 --> 00:12:37,456
Better now that you're here, Smiles.
410
00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:38,924
Did they just call your dad "Smiles"?
411
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,593
Looking good, Dancing Bruce,
412
00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,795
or should I say
the honorable Dancing Bruce.
413
00:12:42,897 --> 00:12:44,130
All rise to boogie!
414
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,499
Are they called The Jokers
'cause they're bad at jokes?
415
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,933
The Jokers!
416
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,669
Morons, you did good.
417
00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,838
That was the best night
I've had in a long time.
418
00:12:52,907 --> 00:12:55,074
So, uh, when do you want
to see The Jokers again?
419
00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:57,510
I don't know. Uh, maybe
I'll run into one of them
420
00:12:57,578 --> 00:12:58,377
in a couple of years.
421
00:12:58,446 --> 00:12:59,912
- And that's it?
- Yeah.
422
00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:02,181
- But you had so much fun.
- Don't you want to do this more?
423
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,783
Yeah, maybe you guys should
start a bowling team.
424
00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,551
Why do any of you care what I do?
425
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:06,619
Or a weekly barbecue.
426
00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,521
Who are you? Who is this moron?
427
00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:09,722
Geoff Schwartz.
428
00:13:09,757 --> 00:13:11,657
You know my parents.
I'm dating your daughter.
429
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,527
Dad, if you only see your
friends once a decade,
430
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:15,828
they're not really your friends.
431
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,363
I don't know what to tell you.
432
00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:18,397
Life goes on.
433
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:19,799
You get old, you get married,
434
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,400
your friends fall by the wayside.
435
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:25,871
Does he really not know me?
436
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,266
Erica, wake up!
It's the middle of the day!
437
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,342
- We need you!
- Leave me alone. It's Sunday.
438
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,410
It's Thursday.
439
00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:34,246
Ooh, I missed a job interview
this morning.
440
00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:35,514
Guess the universe doesn't want me
441
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,549
to be a sandwich artist.
442
00:13:36,617 --> 00:13:37,950
You know what the universe does want?
443
00:13:38,052 --> 00:13:39,552
For you to protect me like the old days
444
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,519
when I was safe and free.
445
00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:42,354
But it doesn't teach you anything.
446
00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,156
C'mon, it's time you finally learn
447
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,291
to stick up for yourself.
448
00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,425
Maybe I wasn't clear.
449
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:47,993
I don't need hollow words.
450
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,396
I need you to ball up your fists
and wreck some fools!
451
00:13:50,465 --> 00:13:52,798
Dude, you can't just rely on other
people to fight your battles.
452
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,000
Does someone need to rely on me
to fight his battles?
453
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,435
See? You either stand up and fight
454
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,937
or face a lifetime of play dates.
455
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,038
Play dates obviously.
456
00:13:59,106 --> 00:13:59,772
- Obviously.
- Yeah.
457
00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:00,940
No!
458
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,442
My groggy sister may have
no purpose or prospects,
459
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:04,410
but she's right.
460
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:05,377
We have to fight back
461
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,479
'cause we have something
462
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:08,380
that Johnny Atkins
and his crew don't have.
463
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:09,748
- All their baby teeth?
- No.
464
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,116
- A crush on their cousin?
- No!
465
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:12,685
- Their very own fern?
- No!
466
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,420
- A mama who will fix it?
- No!
467
00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,155
We are all skilled with the blade.
468
00:14:16,257 --> 00:14:18,524
I myself have a lifetime of
training with a lightsaber.
469
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:20,426
You also have a mama who will fix it.
470
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,862
Mikey, Sirota, you both learned
a ton of stage combat
471
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,463
when you played Tybalt and Mercutio
472
00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:25,764
in "Romeo and Juliet," right?
473
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:26,699
- Yeah.
- True.
474
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,000
And, Dan, your malnourished body
475
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,236
has less surface area to poke and stab.
476
00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:31,604
My pediatrician is concerned.
477
00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:33,873
Which is why you need
someone's mama to fix it!
478
00:14:33,975 --> 00:14:35,508
Why are you not getting this?
479
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:37,009
Dave Kim, your turtleneck protects
480
00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:38,010
your neck and extremities
481
00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,211
in a way no one can penetrate!
482
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,013
That's neither true nor a skill,
483
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,281
but your confidence has me amped!
484
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,282
What just happened?
485
00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:44,350
Adam finally realized
486
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:45,918
that my advice is better than yours.
487
00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:48,153
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go cut my own hair.
488
00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:50,124
There can be only one,
489
00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:52,969
and it shall be the five of us! Wha!
490
00:14:52,994 --> 00:14:54,126
- Rah!
- Aah!
491
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,302
Johnny Atkins!
Let our hour-long feud end here!
492
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:05,704
Fine! There can be only one!
493
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,072
Highlander Club.
494
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,881
Yah!
495
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:20,019
Aah!
496
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,520
Oh, no!
497
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,890
The nerds are super fired up
and have unwarranted confidence!
498
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,358
How is this happening?!
499
00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:29,128
I'll tell you how.
500
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,597
While Johnny and his friends
spent their weekends partying
501
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:32,932
and living it up,
502
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,133
me and my friends spent our time
503
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:35,568
swinging around lightsabers
504
00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:38,571
and perfecting our stage combat
moves for drama club.
505
00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,005
That fateful day,
506
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:43,576
being geeks all our lives
had finally paid off.
507
00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:45,010
Yeah!
508
00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:57,389
- Do you yield?
- Totally.
509
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,601
Dude, that's sorta my girlfriend!
510
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:10,302
Hey, Atkins.
511
00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:12,538
Ow, dang it, man.
512
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,973
That slightly hurt for a second.
513
00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:15,107
The club belongs to us,
514
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:16,909
which means you can go crawling back
515
00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:18,911
to your charmed, awesome lives.
516
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,846
Wait, we can't be in your club?
517
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:22,681
Yeah, this was surprisingly fun.
518
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,317
Sorry, boys, enrollment is closed.
519
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,419
But I've never been kicked out
of anything before!
520
00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:30,022
Wanna just go back to scoring
touchdowns and getting girls?
521
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:31,690
- Sure.
- That works.
522
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,582
What do I do with this stuff?
523
00:16:39,036 --> 00:16:40,761
Having finally conquered my bully,
524
00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:42,184
I came home to celebrate,
525
00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,808
but there was one more battle
left to fight.
526
00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:45,402
Greetings, aimless sister.
527
00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:47,540
- Thy brother has returned a hero.
- Wow.
528
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:48,992
He thirsts for beer of the root.
529
00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:50,007
Finally beat a bully,
530
00:16:50,032 --> 00:16:51,141
and yet you're nerdier than ever.
531
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,263
Thank you.
532
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:53,387
You know, my whole life,
I've been hearing
533
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,512
"Mama will fix it,"
534
00:16:54,537 --> 00:16:56,778
and a part of me... wanted her to.
535
00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:58,100
Believe me, I really get it.
536
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,016
Well, thanks to you,
I finally think the days
537
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,361
of her getting involved
in my relationships are over.
538
00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:04,681
You are in deep trouble, mister.
539
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,806
Shame on you for picking
on this poor boy.
540
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:07,923
Tell him, Mrs. G.
541
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,767
Dude, did you go to my mom to fix it?
542
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:10,723
I had no choice.
543
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,130
Your mean behavior made me feel
544
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,699
completely small and powerless.
545
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,401
Hello?! The minute Erica
stopped protecting me,
546
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,569
that's what you did to me!
547
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:18,737
- Schmoopaloo.
- Ba-bap!
548
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,372
I'm gonna fix it.
549
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,808
Look, you have a true, wonderful gift
550
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,176
for busting balls,
551
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,644
but you use it for evil!
552
00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,579
All I did was show you how it feels.
553
00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:29,014
But the difference is
I did all that stuff
554
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,082
before we were friends.
555
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,483
You think we're friends?
556
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,085
Well, yeah? Don't you?
557
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,052
If we're friends,
558
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,554
then why'd you take over my club?
559
00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:37,222
Dude, it was our club,
560
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,957
but then you started
a new one without me,
561
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,726
and then you destroyed my old club,
562
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,227
and then Dave Kim stole my girlfriend,
563
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:43,996
and all my friends went back
to playing sports.
564
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,263
Wow.
565
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,898
Guess I am the bully.
566
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,967
Maybe... we just call it even?
567
00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:50,769
I got a bootleg of "Highlander 2."
568
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:51,903
Thought maybe we could check it out.
569
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,171
Oh, man, yes!
570
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,840
Prepare to be majorly disappointed.
571
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,777
Wow. Play dates do work.
572
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:00,145
Aww.
573
00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:01,680
You're a good daughter.
574
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:02,848
And an even better sister
575
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,650
for protecting Adam all those years.
576
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:05,884
I love the little nerd.
577
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:07,319
Just don't tell him that.
578
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,621
In the end, I didn't need my mom's help,
579
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,024
but it turns out my dad needed Barry's.
580
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,726
E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles!
581
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,029
I thought you said
582
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,530
you were good for another 10 years?
583
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,232
Well, I had such a great time
the other night
584
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:21,612
that I wanted to see them again.
585
00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:22,588
You happy?
586
00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:24,469
Doesn't mean the JTP won't drift apart
587
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,481
like you guys did.
588
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,239
No, no, no. You guys won't
589
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,742
because you have the one thing
that we never had.
590
00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:31,910
You.
591
00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:33,845
You care so much about your friends
592
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:36,515
that you got me back together with mine.
593
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:39,084
Everyone needs a friend like you, moron.
594
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,318
Thanks, Dad.
595
00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:41,520
Thank you.
596
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,188
Barry had come up with a million ways
597
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,356
to keep the JTP together,
598
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,557
but, seeing my dad,
599
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,527
he realized all he needed was one.
600
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,729
Hey. I got you a little something.
601
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:52,030
What is all this?
602
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,398
I know it's not realistic
603
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,267
to map out the next 120 years,
604
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,437
but I can at least reserve
eight days a year.
605
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,105
That... sounds doable.
606
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,306
Good.
607
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,442
'Cause I'm gonna work
my ass off as a doctor
608
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,178
so I can buy five season tickets
to the Eagles games
609
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,679
for the rest of our lives.
610
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:08,947
Dude, are you serious?
611
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,015
JTP forever.
612
00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:11,149
JTP forever.
613
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,384
- JTP forever.
- JTP forever.
614
00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:13,785
Andy, your hand's so small.
615
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:21,226
Turns out the JTP really is forever.
616
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,296
To this day, they still go
to those Eagles games,
617
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,933
wear those same jerseys,
and laugh like the old days.
618
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,668
That's the thing about friendship.
619
00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:32,571
Whether your lifelong pals
or a newly forged alliance,
620
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,874
in the end, whatever battles
and hardships you face,
621
00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:37,743
you can do it together.
622
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,554
I'm here with the real Mike Levy
and Dave Sirota.
623
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,356
They've been friends with
the real Adam Goldberg
624
00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,424
since childhood.
625
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:54,937
Now, this episode is about the
Highlander Club. Is it real?
626
00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:56,194
Yes, we did this in high school.
627
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,596
It was a point of ridicule,
628
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,297
and then became a point of fascination,
629
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,600
and then it became
a full-fledged phenomenon.
630
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,437
The Highlander Club actually
did bring people together
631
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,805
at our high school.
632
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,607
We became friends with Corbett
633
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,808
through the Highlander Club.
634
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,377
We had the captain of the football team
635
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,879
all sword playing.
636
00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:16,014
I particularly liked just saying,
637
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,083
over and over again,
"There can be only one."
638
00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:19,251
- Rah!
- Aah!
639
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,090
What eventually happened
to the Highlander Club?
640
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,822
The Highlander Club
was forcibly disbanded
641
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,418
by the school administration.
642
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,651
I can't believe I'm in
an actual school club.
643
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,103
Yeah, now you finally have something
644
00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,517
to put on your college résumé.
645
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:30,741
College?
646
00:20:30,742 --> 00:20:31,963
You blew it, Carla.
647
00:20:31,995 --> 00:20:34,074
You'll rue the day you ever
picked Dave Kim over me.
648
00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:35,883
I'm a potential college applicant now.
649
00:20:35,908 --> 00:20:37,204
Um, yeah, right.
650
00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:39,640
Davey K. respects me, listens to me,
651
00:20:39,665 --> 00:20:42,399
and hides from me because I terrify him.
652
00:20:42,424 --> 00:20:43,713
It's so hot.
653
00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:44,793
Damn it!
654
00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:46,133
I love her!
655
00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:47,883
Tell me exactly what I got to do
656
00:20:47,884 --> 00:20:49,383
to get into a fancy college
657
00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:51,883
and become a rich,
international man of business.
658
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,093
I guess you can start by
going to the college fair
659
00:20:54,094 --> 00:20:56,003
- they have every year.
- Too much work.
660
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,423
I'm out. Your advice sucks, Goldnerd.
661
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,648
I wish we never had that play date.
48602
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