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Back in the '80s,
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America was obsessed with running.
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From Flo Jo and Carl Lewis
to "Chariots of Fire,"
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from this running man
to this running man,
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everyone was feeling that runner's high.
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Well, everyone except me.
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Come Friday,
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all of you will be doing
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the state-mandated mile run.
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Here's how it works.
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You run a mile, I time you,
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then I inform the state
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of how alarmingly inert
the modern child has become.
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Question?
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Why is the state so determined
to make us move our bodies?
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Yeah, why focus on us?
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It's like, what are they running from?
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This run is not up for debate.
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It is law written clear as day
in the state's constitution.
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Balls.
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You've won this round, Pennsylvania,
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but you've messed with
the wrong inactive citizen.
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What?!
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How can they force you to run
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when your bones are still growing?!
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Excessive movement stunts your growth.
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That's what I said!
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Well, don't you worry,
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because mama will run a million miles
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to help her baby not run one.
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Just for that, I'm handing out free sugar.
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Get in here and grab a lump.
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Ooh!
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You love it. You love it.
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"Still growing"?
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That's your excuse?
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Yeah, it's a super bummer,
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but what are you gonna
do? A note's a note.
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I didn't think your mother could top
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"preparing for a haircut."
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I didn't, either.
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I was impressed, too. Shame on you.
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What would William Penn himself say
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if he was standing here right now?
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"Why aren't you all working
the fields? Winter is coming."
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Indeed, he would be
mystified by our modern world,
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but he'd also be very
disappointed in you.
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I can live with that.
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Well, looks like Goldfarb
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will not be joining you in the mile run.
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So lame! What a weenie!
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You suck, Goldnerd!
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Pfft. I can live with that, as well.
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The good news is, the note says
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nothing about him playing goalie,
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which is what he's going to do right now.
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Fire away!
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Oh, stop! I'm still growing!
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Read the note! Read the note!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was January 16th, 1980-something.
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Lainey Lewis had left
to pursue her dreams.
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But back home, it wasn't so dreamy.
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I can't believe she actually left.
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I know!
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How could Lainey just ditch our band?!
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Now it's just me and my
rhythm-challenged drummer!
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I agree!
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Lainey's talent made
up for my lack of skill,
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and now I'm totally exposed!
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You think you miss her?!
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My baby girl left me in an empty nest!
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Who's gonna make sure
I have towels? Who?!
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The JTP's heartbroken, too, bro.
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- JTP.
- JTP.
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I just don't know when the
achy feeling in my heart place
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is gonna go away.
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Soon enough, pal. Just
take it day by day.
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Don't say "day"!
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Days are how Lainey
measured the passing of time.
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Isn't that how everyone
measures the passing of time?
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You knew her so well, Andrew.
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Thank you for understanding my pain,
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even though you have a tiny peanut heart
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like a little hummingbird.
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Okay, it's a normal-sized heart, but...
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Bevy, how much longer
is this gonna go on?
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I want my den back!
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Our babies are devastated,
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and all you can think
about is your stupid den?
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That's where the TV is! That's my baby!
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Ugh, I can't stand
to see their precious hearts
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hurting this much!
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- I have to fix this!
- No.
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Do not try and fix their feelings.
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I mean it.
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But that's a mama's job,
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to fix everything
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so they never learn pain or sadness!
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It's very healthy.
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No, it's not.
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You soak up all their
misery like a sadness sponge,
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and then you're a wreck.
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It only makes things worse.
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Not this time.
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Those little pickles need
someone to be their rock,
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and damn it, that someone is me.
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Your pain is overwhelming all my senses!
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Hey, Mr. G.
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I made everyone a nice chamomile tea.
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- You want a mug?
- You're such a [bleep]
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Great.
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Come into the mom cocoon!
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I'll snug you until you
emerge happy butterflies!
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This is obviously our
worst and only option!
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Yes, it is.
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Is it me, or is she making them sadder?
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For once, it's not you.
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It's up to us to help
those morons move on.
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Sounds like you're including me
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in a plan to save your family.
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I'm honored, sir!
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Why ya gotta make everything so stupid?
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That's on me...partner.
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Okay, after doing lots of research
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in psychology and behavioral science,
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I have compiled a list of ways
to make everyone feel better.
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This is stupid.
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I know how to cheer up kids.
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They need four things.
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Stuff, sandwiches, songs, Sixers.
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This took me like eight hours,
but let's hear your thing.
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First I buy 'em stuff.
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- Stuff makes 'em happy.
- Uh-huh.
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Then I take them to the
drive-thru at Arby's.
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Kids love Arby's.
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They got roast beef. Yeah,
no, I've been to Arby's.
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Then we drive around,
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and I play happy songs
to make 'em happy.
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- And then?
- Then I got Sixers tickets
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'cause nothing makes people happier
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than watching Dr. J dunk on the Knicks!
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And then?
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Then you go home happy
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and you stay that way!
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Okay, uh, devil's advocate?
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Uh, maybe all that stuff
has worked in the past,
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but I'm not sure how slam
dunks are gonna solve this.
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Devil's advocate to
your devil's advocate?
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Shut up.
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We're doing your thing.
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That's class! Enjoy the mile run, suckas!
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Looks like we'll be chillin'
right here with you, sucka.
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We forced our moms to
write us notes, too.
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- What?
- "My son has water on the knee
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and cannot run, jog, or trot."
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Don't you dare hand that in!
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"Daniel Morse is suffering
from puberty pains."
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Obviously you are, but still!
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"Dave Kim has 'The Andromeda Strain'."
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Come on!
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We can't all lie about
our feeble bodies.
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Mellor will see right through it.
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Damn it. He's right.
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Gym is pointless, and so is Mellor.
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All he does is push us
out of our comfort zone.
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The zone I love being in!
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Sometimes I wish he would just
go away and leave us alone.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I stand before you with heavy heart
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and wildly jacked delts to announce
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that I am leaving William Penn Academy.
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What?
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The truth is, I've been
offered my dream job
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coaching the country's best wrestlers
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for the Olympics.
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Wow. Where?
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Just 30 minutes away
at the Foxcatcher Farm,
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owned by the wild-eyed
eccentric billionaire
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John Du Pont.
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But why would a billionaire
want to coach wrestlers?
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Hard to say. He's an intense fella.
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Either way, it's an
opportunity of a lifetime
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with zero chance of ending badly.
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- Proud of you, coach.
- You're the man.
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We'll miss you every day.
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Yeah, big blow.
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Point of procedure,
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what happens with the mile run?
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The mile run is hereby postponed
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until the school can find
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a suitable, inferior replacement for me.
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Damn it, Rick,
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you said you wouldn't
let your eyes sweat.
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Walk it off, big guy!
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Let's go maximize
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what little time we have left with him!
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Yes, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Such a bummer, guys!
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We feel so bad.
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Mellor's gone!
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While we were happy Coach was leaving,
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my mom took a stab at
curing everyone's depression.
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That's right.
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Focus on the fudge and not the fact that
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you may never have love,
music, or a daughter ever again.
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Oh, damn it.
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She's pouring a gallon
of sadness on their fire.
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We gotta get rid of her.
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Got it. But how?
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I'll take care of it, and I'm sorry.
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Hey, Bevy!
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The boy here needs
his sweater bedazzled,
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and he said you wouldn't be good at it.
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Geoff Schwartz, let's go!
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Move!
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All right, you sad sacks.
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Enough moping.
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It's time to get out
for a day of dad fun.
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- Pass!
- Please, just go,
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and let us be miserable in peace.
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Why be miserable here
when you can go out
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and listen to your
brand-new car stereo!
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- What?!
- No way!
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Mur!
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This is the fancy kind
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where you pop off the
face and take it with you,
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and then car thieves are like, "What?!"
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And that's not all.
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You know what's in that car stereo?
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Is that a compact disc?
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You said this family fully
invested in the cassette
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and there were no new
formats we'd ever need!
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So what do you say we drive around,
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listen to music,
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and eat some of our favorite meats!
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That's right. We're going to Arby's!
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But that's top-shelf fast food!
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We only get that as a treat
after we go to the dentist.
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Their fries are curly!
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That's a special-occasions potato.
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And that's just the start.
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I also got us tickets to the 76ers game!
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No way!
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Hey, feels good to stand.
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Why don't you put on some clothes,
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and we'll head on out?
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Ahh, look who's a big, sparkly man!
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It's me.
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Damn it, Schwartz.
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I told you to keep her occupied.
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I tried! She bedazzles like the wind!
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I didn't even have to
take the sweater off!
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And so my dad piled everyone in the car,
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dead set on lifting their spirits.
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On, off.
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On, off, on, off!
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Stereo bandits have met their match!
263
00:08:26,044 --> 00:08:28,237
Well, Bill's happy. What
about the rest of you?
264
00:08:28,273 --> 00:08:29,319
My life is garbage.
265
00:08:29,354 --> 00:08:31,089
Lainey would throw stuff in the garbage.
266
00:08:31,123 --> 00:08:33,875
That was her thing when she had trash.
267
00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:35,973
Murray, just turn the car
around and take us home.
268
00:08:36,007 --> 00:08:37,709
No! We're going to the Sixers game,
269
00:08:37,745 --> 00:08:38,791
and we're gonna be happy!
270
00:08:38,826 --> 00:08:40,265
Here, listen to this music disc
271
00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:41,380
and smile, damn it!
272
00:08:41,414 --> 00:08:44,166
- ♪ If you like pina coladas ♪
- God, turn it off!
273
00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,492
These joyful words just
remind me of my own misery.
274
00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,427
Hey, what's going on up
there?! I hear shouting!
275
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,786
It's like the song is
rubbing its happiness
276
00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,031
into our sad faces!
277
00:08:52,066 --> 00:08:53,047
Stop pushing buttons!
278
00:08:53,082 --> 00:08:54,785
You're just fast-forwarding the song!
279
00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:56,456
We need it to make you happy!
280
00:08:56,491 --> 00:08:58,390
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
281
00:08:58,425 --> 00:08:59,438
Murray,
282
00:08:59,474 --> 00:09:01,307
I think the kids broke
the stereo's face.
283
00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:03,273
Relax, it just clicks back...
284
00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,042
Oh, no, it's not clicking back on.
285
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,157
Give it to me!
286
00:09:06,191 --> 00:09:07,698
I'll align the delicate
components with force!
287
00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:10,515
- Just turn it off, Murray!
- I can't!
288
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,416
It's now a stereo without buttons!
289
00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,858
We'll just wait for the song to end!
290
00:09:13,892 --> 00:09:17,136
♪ Come with me and escape ♪
291
00:09:20,481 --> 00:09:23,396
Oh, my God.
292
00:09:23,431 --> 00:09:25,526
What's happening? It
started over. It's on repeat!
293
00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,623
It's just gonna play over and over!
294
00:09:27,657 --> 00:09:28,870
We're stuck in a happy loop!
295
00:09:28,904 --> 00:09:30,605
I don't feel happy! I feel anger!
296
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,637
My anger is growing!
297
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,817
Yep, my dad's happy plan
just turned everyone angry.
298
00:09:35,852 --> 00:09:38,406
Meanwhile, Coach Mellor's plan
was to find his replacement.
299
00:09:38,441 --> 00:09:39,914
After an extensive search,
300
00:09:39,948 --> 00:09:42,995
I'd like you all to meet Neelo Green.
301
00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,174
Sup.
302
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,223
Sup.
303
00:09:45,257 --> 00:09:46,763
Take it away, Coach Green.
304
00:09:46,798 --> 00:09:48,435
Layups, two lines.
305
00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:55,350
Y'all terrible!
306
00:09:55,385 --> 00:09:57,709
All day long!
307
00:09:57,745 --> 00:09:59,119
Terrible.
308
00:09:59,154 --> 00:10:00,856
You sure about this guy?
309
00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,036
He seems a little bonkers.
310
00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,774
Hey, every coach has his methods.
311
00:10:03,808 --> 00:10:05,609
Sometimes the crazier the better.
312
00:10:05,643 --> 00:10:08,230
In my gym, we got two rules.
313
00:10:08,265 --> 00:10:10,361
Number one, we never give up!
314
00:10:10,395 --> 00:10:11,606
We're on the same page.
315
00:10:11,642 --> 00:10:12,721
Number two,
316
00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:15,605
aliens are real and they walk among us!
317
00:10:15,639 --> 00:10:16,916
Different page...
318
00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:18,587
Now I want to see some squats!
319
00:10:18,622 --> 00:10:19,734
Back on track.
320
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:23,011
When the invasion happens,
you will be probed.
321
00:10:23,046 --> 00:10:27,108
And trust me, you do
not want to be probed.
322
00:10:27,142 --> 00:10:29,566
It is very unpleasant!
323
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,762
Okay, we're gonna keep on looking.
324
00:10:33,534 --> 00:10:34,843
It was hour three in the car,
325
00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:38,492
and my dad's plan to cheer everyone
up was at a dead standstill.
326
00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:41,324
No, I do not like pina
coladas! I hate them!
327
00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:42,730
I hate all frozen beverages!
328
00:10:42,765 --> 00:10:44,006
I'm unraveling!
329
00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:47,342
- Oh, no, Barry's unraveling!
- Oh, don't unravel, boofie.
330
00:10:47,377 --> 00:10:48,585
Just ignore the song.
331
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:49,665
I can't!
332
00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:52,021
My only thoughts are
these delightful lyrics!
333
00:10:52,055 --> 00:10:53,950
Just drive the car, Murray! Punch it!
334
00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:55,095
Drive anywhere!
335
00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:56,273
I can't!
336
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,726
There's construction up and down 95!
337
00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:00,002
There's no way out!
338
00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:05,431
Could it be?
339
00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:09,488
Nope! Can't do it!
340
00:11:09,522 --> 00:11:11,777
Bill, no! We're on the expressway!
341
00:11:11,812 --> 00:11:14,296
I hate you all!
342
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:18,582
♪ I'm the love that
you've looked for ♪
343
00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:20,837
♪ Write to me and escape ♪
344
00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:22,212
Mellor: Good news, class!
345
00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,110
After a pretty big false start,
346
00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:27,609
I finally found a perfect
replacement for Coach Mellor!
347
00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:29,703
My brother! Coach Mellor!
348
00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:34,871
Oh, balls.
349
00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:36,344
What is that giant man doing here?!
350
00:11:36,378 --> 00:11:37,617
He coaches college football!
351
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:38,664
Not anymore.
352
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,039
After my mutual decision
353
00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:41,903
to be fired from Villanova,
354
00:11:41,938 --> 00:11:44,062
I decided to be a more...
355
00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:46,091
caring and sensitive coach.
356
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,511
I guess you could say I've Mellor'd out.
357
00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:50,768
Nice.
358
00:11:50,803 --> 00:11:52,632
Gentle? Playful puns?
359
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,909
I'm digging this guy.
360
00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:56,624
Look, I know you guys got
the mile run you got to do,
361
00:11:56,658 --> 00:11:58,816
but I say, no more.
362
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,517
In fact, if there's anybody
363
00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:02,348
that would prefer to be elsewhere,
364
00:12:02,383 --> 00:12:05,030
like computer lab or theater practice,
365
00:12:05,064 --> 00:12:06,307
Just go.
366
00:12:06,341 --> 00:12:08,203
I believe people should
follow their dreams.
367
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,604
Busted!
368
00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:13,599
Now I know who doesn't wanna be here!
369
00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:15,104
Oh, no! It was a trap!
370
00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,577
And we were immediately exposed!
371
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,095
The mile run is back on.
372
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:19,978
Move!
373
00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:23,805
I'm sorry I fell!
374
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,180
Don't eat me!
375
00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:28,189
I'm just so glad to see this job
376
00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:29,431
is staying in the family.
377
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:30,348
Ow.
378
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,754
We were doomed.
379
00:12:31,789 --> 00:12:33,716
I had to make sure original
Coach Mellor never left us,
380
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,124
and I wouldn't take no for an answer.
381
00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:36,825
- No.
- Come on, man!
382
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:39,376
I suddenly recognize you have value.
383
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,305
Just because me and Nick
have different methods,
384
00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:43,529
- doesn't mean his is wrong.
- Sure it does!
385
00:12:43,564 --> 00:12:44,707
The point is,
386
00:12:44,742 --> 00:12:46,768
we're both trying to
teach you the same thing...
387
00:12:46,802 --> 00:12:48,698
to be a winner, not a Rosie Ruiz.
388
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:49,974
A Rosie Who-now?
389
00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,053
Okay, Goldfarb.
390
00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:53,114
One last lesson before I go...
391
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,175
That lesson was about Rosie Ruiz,
392
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,039
a world-class runner in the '80s,
393
00:12:57,074 --> 00:12:59,264
famous for winning the Boston Marathon
394
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:00,671
by taking the subway.
395
00:13:00,705 --> 00:13:02,011
Rosie, have you been
doing a lot of heavy intervals?
396
00:13:02,046 --> 00:13:03,549
Um, someone else asked me that,
397
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:04,857
and I'm not sure what intervals are.
398
00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:07,736
This woman cheated
to win the Boston Marathon?!
399
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,470
- And no one noticed?!
- Nope.
400
00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:11,138
Everybody was too caught
up in the excitement
401
00:13:11,173 --> 00:13:13,787
that an unfit woman who
knew nothing about the sport
402
00:13:13,822 --> 00:13:17,321
didn't even break a sweat
while shattering a world record.
403
00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:21,082
- Wow. That is so...wrong.
- Yeah.
404
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:24,026
She took the subway?
405
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,302
The subway!
406
00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:27,885
Everyone has a sports hero,
and Rosie Ruiz is mine.
407
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,718
Controversial, but okay.
408
00:13:29,752 --> 00:13:30,993
That's why during the mile run,
409
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:31,974
I'll jump into your car,
410
00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:33,283
and you can drive me to the finish line?
411
00:13:33,318 --> 00:13:35,606
Aww, kiddo. I can't help you.
412
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,848
'Cause cheating is wrong?
413
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:37,863
No!
414
00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:39,891
Cheating's that rush
that keeps me ticking.
415
00:13:39,925 --> 00:13:42,181
I can't help you
'cause I don't have a license.
416
00:13:42,215 --> 00:13:43,783
You're really gonna let the state
417
00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:45,190
tell you you can't drive?
418
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,349
The same state that says
I have to run a mile?
419
00:13:47,384 --> 00:13:49,017
But you can run a mile.
420
00:13:49,052 --> 00:13:50,784
And you can drive a mile.
421
00:13:50,818 --> 00:13:51,928
That I can.
422
00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:54,152
Screw the state, I'm in!
423
00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:55,690
Just like Rosie Ruiz,
424
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,653
I would cheat my way
out of the mile run.
425
00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,779
All I needed was the perfect excuse.
426
00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:00,858
You guys go ahead!
427
00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:03,148
I'm getting a cramp
in my running muscles!
428
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:08,676
Hey, what's Goldberg doing?
429
00:14:08,711 --> 00:14:11,522
Cheating! How dare he!
430
00:14:11,557 --> 00:14:13,191
And I want in.
431
00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,793
Punch it, Pops!
432
00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:16,625
I think your friends are on to us.
433
00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:18,522
Let us in on this or
we're ratting you out.
434
00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:20,485
Fine! We'll do a group Rosie Ruiz.
435
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:22,970
- Who's that?
- My sports hero, just get in.
436
00:14:25,851 --> 00:14:27,092
My God!
437
00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:28,957
You kids broke the five-minute mark!
438
00:14:28,991 --> 00:14:31,737
Who knew we had Olympic-level
runners in our midst!
439
00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,308
Now we can take State!
440
00:14:33,342 --> 00:14:34,518
Are you kidding me with this?!
441
00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:36,742
I told you not to be Rosie Ruiz!
442
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,228
In my defense, I didn't
know you'd be here!
443
00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:40,341
You cheated.
444
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,453
Is that the thing you learned from me?
445
00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:42,892
Why does it even matter?
446
00:14:42,927 --> 00:14:44,986
We're not your star athletes.
447
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,047
You won't even remember us in 20 years.
448
00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:48,158
Is that right?
449
00:14:48,194 --> 00:14:49,368
You think I taught at this school
450
00:14:49,403 --> 00:14:51,233
for the Ruben Amaro Jrs. of this world?
451
00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:53,719
Being that he's gonna be a
major-league player, yeah?
452
00:14:53,753 --> 00:14:55,780
Okay, fine. He's a nice perk.
453
00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,709
But the real reason I do this job
454
00:14:57,744 --> 00:15:00,555
is to help kids who hate
gym believe in themselves.
455
00:15:01,898 --> 00:15:04,874
Guess I inspired you to be nothing.
456
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:06,803
Turns out, pulling a Rosie Ruiz
457
00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:08,668
was a real disappointment for Coach.
458
00:15:08,703 --> 00:15:11,743
And for my family, things
were even less rosy.
459
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:15,144
♪ Yes, I like pina coladas ♪
460
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:18,677
♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪
461
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,248
I don't really hear the song anymore.
462
00:15:20,282 --> 00:15:22,538
- It's become a part of me.
- Oh, my God!
463
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:25,056
I've gone from loving
the song to hating it,
464
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,987
but now I kinda respect and enjoy it
465
00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:28,164
but also fear it!
466
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:29,930
No, don't give into
the pina colada, man!
467
00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:31,041
You gotta fight it!
468
00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:32,513
Fine! Let's go home!
469
00:15:32,547 --> 00:15:33,625
Screw it! We'll do it!
470
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,032
I'll break all the laws to get there!
471
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,470
- Good!
- Let's do it!
472
00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:39,055
Oh, Murray, Murray! There's a cop!
473
00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:41,474
I see the cop! Maybe he hasn't seen us!
474
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,619
He's looking right at us!
475
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:44,354
Well, act casual! Don't look at him!
476
00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:45,728
Aw, damn it! I looked!
477
00:15:45,762 --> 00:15:48,868
Oh, no, we're making direct eye contact!
478
00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:50,340
License and registration.
479
00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:51,223
What?
480
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:53,382
Turn off - the
pina-colada song, sir!
481
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,738
- What?!
- Just get out of the car.
482
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,733
We're gonna get out of the car now
483
00:15:57,768 --> 00:15:59,859
because we can't hear you!
484
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,592
I'm giving you a ticket
485
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,737
for riding in the breakdown lane.
486
00:16:02,773 --> 00:16:04,438
Well, my family's having a breakdown.
487
00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:05,681
Doesn't that count for something?
488
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,350
It does not.
489
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,359
Great! He's writing me
a ticket. Are you happy?!
490
00:16:10,393 --> 00:16:12,093
- No!
- We didn't want any of this, Dad!
491
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,924
Yeah, they were perfectly fine at home
492
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,363
in their warm mom cocoon!
493
00:16:15,398 --> 00:16:18,307
Fine! You wanna mope around
for the rest of your lives,
494
00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:19,419
mope away!
495
00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,284
Please, you didn't do
any of this for them.
496
00:16:21,319 --> 00:16:23,050
All you wanted was peace and quiet
497
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,915
so you could watch TV again.
498
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:27,761
You think I don't miss Lainey?
499
00:16:27,796 --> 00:16:29,560
I watched that girl grow up.
500
00:16:29,595 --> 00:16:31,131
She's like a daughter to me.
501
00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,701
But I can't ever say that
502
00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:35,678
because I'm supposed to be
the strong one for this family,
503
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:38,065
who's never allowed to feel sad.
504
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,126
And that makes it hurt even worse.
505
00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:46,753
My dad's plan to cheer up
the family had backfired,
506
00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,060
and now he was sadder than anyone.
507
00:16:55,371 --> 00:16:57,536
Stop looking at me! I'm fine.
508
00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:59,373
In all fairness, it's hard to look away
509
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,802
knowing you're all mushy
inside and missing Lainey, too.
510
00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:04,001
I thought you only get
sad when the Eagles lose.
511
00:17:04,036 --> 00:17:05,478
I do! Now drop it, okay?
512
00:17:05,513 --> 00:17:06,954
- You want a huggy?
- No!
513
00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:08,596
How about laying on some warm laundry?
514
00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:10,007
What am I, a cat? No.
515
00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:11,189
Do you want my garlic bread?
516
00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:12,370
No.
517
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,355
Yes.
518
00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:14,799
But other than garlic bread, I'm fine!
519
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,866
Let's just eat and feel nothing!
520
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,984
Unfortunately, the silence
only made everyone's mind
521
00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:22,380
wander back to an unlikely little ditty
522
00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,578
about a frozen island drink.
523
00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:27,532
Do-do-do, do-do-do-do.
524
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,830
Ohh, no.
525
00:17:29,864 --> 00:17:31,799
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do.
526
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,343
Don't! I just got it out of my head!
527
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:36,854
♪ If you like pina coladas ♪
528
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,937
I really don't.
529
00:17:37,972 --> 00:17:40,005
♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪
530
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:41,088
No one wants to be wet!
531
00:17:41,123 --> 00:17:43,221
♪ If you're not into yoga ♪
532
00:17:43,256 --> 00:17:44,238
I'm not into any of this!
533
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,109
♪ If you have half a brain ♪
534
00:17:46,145 --> 00:17:47,389
You have half a brain, morons!
535
00:17:47,424 --> 00:17:49,588
♪ If you love making
love at midnight ♪
536
00:17:49,623 --> 00:17:51,130
Midnight? That's a whole new day.
537
00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:53,362
♪ In the dunes of the cape ♪
538
00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:56,085
I hate that we all know
the words to this song.
539
00:17:56,121 --> 00:17:58,646
♪ I'm the love that
you've looked for ♪
540
00:17:58,681 --> 00:18:01,042
♪ Write to me and escape ♪
541
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:04,882
I like pina coladas.
542
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,260
And?
543
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:09,675
And getting caught in the rain.
544
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,759
♪ I got to meet
you by tomorrow noon ♪
545
00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:14,071
Aw, damn it, it's working!
546
00:18:14,107 --> 00:18:15,681
♪ Through all this red tape ♪
547
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,354
I feel happy. This is terrible.
548
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:21,161
As unlikely as it seemed, my
dad's plan saved our family.
549
00:18:21,195 --> 00:18:23,130
And for the first
time since Lainey left,
550
00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:25,428
things didn't feel so sad.
551
00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:26,839
Even better, our dad learned
552
00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:29,661
he didn't always have
to be the strong one.
553
00:18:29,697 --> 00:18:31,828
And even though my family
never may have made it
554
00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:33,501
to the Sixers game in person,
555
00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:35,832
they did get to watch Charles Barkley
556
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,589
dominate on the court together.
557
00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:41,444
As for me and my friends, we
finally ran our first mile.
558
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,527
And, yeah, it was probably
559
00:18:42,562 --> 00:18:44,036
the slowest mile in school history,
560
00:18:44,072 --> 00:18:45,776
but thanks to some great coaching,
561
00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:47,942
we pushed ourselves, didn't give up,
562
00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:49,910
and made it across that finish line.
563
00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:53,521
And...18 minutes and 27 seconds.
564
00:18:53,556 --> 00:18:55,064
Now, that I believe.
565
00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:56,015
Did we pass?
566
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:58,543
Congrats.
567
00:18:58,577 --> 00:19:00,217
Thanks, Coach.
568
00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:01,726
Don't thank me.
569
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,663
Truth is, I was gonna let you bail,
570
00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:05,534
but Rick said you had it in you.
571
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,997
Your brother really
is one hell of a coach.
572
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,605
Maybe that's something
you ought to let him know.
573
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,067
♪ I knew her smile in an instant ♪
574
00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:17,349
♪ I knew the curve of her face ♪
575
00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:19,154
Coach, wait.
576
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:21,583
I ran the mile. For real.
577
00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:23,715
I didn't doubt you for a second.
578
00:19:23,751 --> 00:19:25,718
Before you go...
579
00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:28,310
I want you to know
how much you taught me.
580
00:19:28,344 --> 00:19:29,591
Well, that's nice to say.
581
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:30,838
But it's true.
582
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:33,331
You taught me to give 110%
583
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,121
and that rubbing dirt
on a bruise will cure it.
584
00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:37,435
But most of all,
585
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:41,078
you taught all the kids
like me to never give up.
586
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,441
Just doing my job, Goldberg.
587
00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:46,132
Hey... you got my name right.
588
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,609
Only 'cause you've earned it.
589
00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:53,844
Back then, Coach Mellor always said
590
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,978
one day I would come to appreciate him.
591
00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:59,161
Turns out, that day came
when he made me run that mile.
592
00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:00,835
And it continues even now.
593
00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,641
All you need in life is a good coach
594
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:03,953
to remind you that
595
00:20:03,989 --> 00:20:06,218
it's not about just making
it to the finish line.
596
00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:08,384
It's about what it takes to get there.
597
00:20:08,419 --> 00:20:11,995
♪ Come with me and escape ♪
598
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,756
The, uh, first award that
we have is the coach's award.
599
00:20:25,671 --> 00:20:28,765
What can I say? I will always love you.
600
00:20:29,081 --> 00:20:30,718
Dude, you got to stop this.
601
00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:32,053
You're just hurting yourself.
602
00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:33,521
Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
603
00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:35,056
Don't say "fine."
604
00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:36,157
Lainey was fine.
605
00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:38,025
That was her thing, being fine.
606
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:39,928
Okay, we got to cheer you up.
607
00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:41,763
How about we go play
smashball at the Wawa?
608
00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:43,897
Lainey used to go to the Wawa.
609
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:45,166
That was her thing.
610
00:20:45,201 --> 00:20:47,468
We could go toilet-paper
Principal Ball's house.
611
00:20:47,503 --> 00:20:49,170
Lainey used to use toilet paper.
612
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:50,304
That was her thing.
613
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,839
Okay...
614
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,675
Oh! I know how to prove
you can find love again.
615
00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:56,277
We can watch a teen Rom com.
616
00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:58,579
Lainey used to love teen Rom coms!
617
00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:00,147
That was her thing.
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