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(ROLLING FILM)

(CLICKING)

(CURIOUS MUSIC)

MAN: So you claim to categorically know

that there is no afterlife.

FRANK: I base my believes

on scientific evidence over many,

many years of experiments I conduct with my camera

and the visual proof that my three million followers get

to see every week is more than enough

to disprove your theories of pooky afterlife...

MAN: Three million followers,

80% of the people on this earth have faith and have belief.

FRANK: 80% of people on this earth have fear

because of all the nonsense start as

them, are people like you.

MAN: You arrogant young man.

FRANK: You are the arrogant pompous old prick, mate

and try to tell me how to do my job.

MAN: Okay, now you just insult me.

You are not talking issues here, you are not talking belief.

FRANK: And I'm a man of science and reality and realism.

MAN: In which case science requires proof.

You can't prove this.

Now look, the only way you could irrefutable prove it,

would be for yourself to die and then resurrect again

and I'm sure as heaven and hell that

that won't be happening will it?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(ANGELIC CHOIR HUMMING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(CHANTING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(RUMBLING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(CAR DOORS SLAMMING)

FRANK: Wow, look at that.

What do you think, kiddo?

DANIEL: It's great.

FRANK: Hey, do you know how to put up a tent?

DANIEL: How about you show me and I film you?

FRANK: Ha-ha, nice try.

You're not getting out of this one kiddo.

DANIEL: Uncle Frank, you're a slave driver.

Yeah, yeah stop your whining.

Always worth a shot.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(MEDITATIVE CHANTING)

Think there are any aliens out there?

Well if there are, we never wanna meet them.

Why?

Be's if they can find us,

that means that they're super intelligent

and you know what that means?

What?

Armageddon.

Think about it.

Those aliens got big guns, you've seen the movies, right?

Big guns, big heads, shiny coats.

Uncle Frank. Yeah.

Can you prove that God doesn't exist?

No one's ever proven that God does exist,

so I don't see the point.

And you know what else?

What?

No one ever will prove that God exist

so don't worry about it.

What about ghosts?

Ghosts, where did you hear about ghost?

Well, I mean I've seen lots of ghosts on YouTube.

YouTube?

It's like the number one hangout for fraudsters.

Don't believe any of the stuff you see on there.

(WILD ANIMAL ROARS)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(LAUGHS)

You see now, if you believe in ghosts.

Maybe I'd say that that's a ghost

but I guarantee you that is a koala.

None of that stuff, God, paranormal activity,

it's all fake Daniel, you don't have to believe it.

Are you tired?

Me too. So tired.

Let's go. Let's go to bed.

Bed time.

And don't forget to set up that camera, okay on the dash.

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Check this.

FRANK: Baa!

(SCREAMS) (LAUGHS)

You scared, you warmed for the night, Buddy.

DANIEL: Okay.

(TENT ZIPPER)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(WILD ANIMAL ROARS)

There's something outside.

It's nothing, Daniel.

Go back to sleep.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(WILD ANIMAL ROARS)

Uncle Frank.

Ah for Christ sake.

Fine.

I'm telling you there's nothing.

(TENT ZIPPER)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

It's nothing.

Probably just a kangaroo.

(TENT ZIPPER)

But uncle Frank, I'm scared.

No I don't wanna hear anymore, okay.

Go back to sleep.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC CLIMAX)

(GRUNTING)

Look.

[MAN: Get out.

Stay here.

(SCREAMS)

Hey, who's there?

Come on show yourself you pranksters.

Daniel, get in the car.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(PANTING)

(CAR DOOR SLAMMING)

(SIGHS)

Keep still.

Uncle Frank.

Yeah.

I wanna go home.

When I find the son of a bitch that's doing this.

That was a ghost.

That was proof.

Don't be ridiculous.

Daniel, we will make a atheist out of you one day.

(SIGHS)

You have nothing to worry about, okay.

I'm telling you, this is just pranksters.

They wanna through me off the trail okay.

Yeah, all right gimme that camera.

Let's have a look at the footage.

What's going on?

Shit, it didn't record.

I did, I did.

Daniel, what did I say?

I did record.

I pressed the button, please I promise.

(SIGHS)

All right, I'm gonna set the camera here.

We'll spend the night in the car

and if anything happens we will see it, okay.

Yeah, okay.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(CAWING BIRDS)

(VIBRATING)

(GASPS)

Yellow.

SARAH: Frank, where are you?

I need you here yesterday.

What's happened?

SARAH: I've had a major breakthrough and I mean major.

When can you be here?

About three hours.

SARAH: Don't be late.

Okay, all right.

All right, orders away, let's go.

Uncle Frank.

Nothing Daniel, it's just bug bites.

That's what happens when you camp.

There's all kinds of creepy crawlies out there.

Look, I've got bug bites too.

All of me.

(SIGHS)

DANIEL: Can we just get out of here?

FRANK: Yeah.

(CAWING BIRDS)

CLINT: Well, well only 30 minutes late,

you're getting better.

Yeah, blow me Clint.

You wanna know something, you're gonna lose your job

Hello man, how do you work for this loser?

I don't, he takes direction from me.

Keep the telling a lie.

What are we doing here?

Some kind of breakthrough.

Hey three amigos,

think you could join me inside some time this year.

CLINT: Ariba, ariba.

(BEEPING ALARM)

Okay, everyone agree we have one healthy guinea pig.

FRANK: Yeah, sure.

DANIEL: Yep.

Show time.

(TAPPING)

COMPUTER: Death will occur in 10 seconds.

10, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one,

zero decease now, decease now, decease now.

(AGONIZING SQUEAKING)

(FLAT HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM BEEPING)

COMPUTER: Subject is deceased.

Okay, so you euthanized the guinea pig.

Einstein would be very proud.

(LAUGHS)

Okay, patience 10 minutes.

Want a quickie?

Seriously, Daniel.

What's a quickie?

You know, when you have ice cream in between your meal.

SARAH: Okay let's concentrate, shall we?

Yep, one dead guinea pig.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(TAPPING)

COMPUTER: Resurrection will occur in 10 seconds.

Okay boys, you ready?

Yeah sure, let's do this...

COMPUTER: 10, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

(HEART RATE MONITOR STARTS BEEPING)

three, two, one, zero.

(ZAPPING)

COMPUTER: Resurrect now,

the subject has been resurrected.

(SQUEAKING)

One healthy guinea pig.

COMPUTER: The subject has been revived.

How many times have this worked?

Like eight times, I've even bought one back after

an hour of death.

FRANK: Any side effects?

None.

(SQUEAKING)

You recon you can do this on a human?

What do you think a human guinea pig?

Daniel, you wanna have a go?

No thanks, miss McKenna.

Just kidding.

No, I'm serious.

What if we could actually do this on a person.

Kill them and bring them back to life.

We'd finally have definitive scientific proof

that there is no afterlife, no God, nothing.

Yeah, yeah I recon we could have

a 100 000 people watching live.

Hey, we can have a million watching live,

this would be huge.

And we will be the biggest vlog in the world,

everyone would know us. I can believe this.

Stop, stop I'm not gonna kill somebody.

You wouldn't have to kill anyone

because you would be bringing them back to life,

Hello, Clint speaking.

FRANK: That's the point.

Hey listen, I gotta go take Daniel back to his mom's place

but maybe we could talk about this later at my place.

Maybe.

Over ice cream?

You not gonna believe who just called.

Who?

(MUMBLES) number one target.

Who?

Meredith Palin.

Where?

Her place, tomorrow in Ralston.

FRANK: Why would she let us slaughter her?

CLINT: Who cares?

Daniel, we gotta go.

Baby, amazing, thank you.

Come on, let's go.

Bye.

Hey, best not tell your mom about what happened, okay.

Hey Sis.

Go inside Daniel, I need to talk to your uncle.

See you uncle Frank.

We'll go in free next week.

Yeah, cool.

Hi.

You were suppose to take him for the weekend.

Ah, you know kids, science experience,

not his kind of thing.

I've got company tonight.

A date?

Reckon you'd get lucky?

Yeah well, I would have

if you kept your end of the bargain.

FRANK: I'll take him again soon, I promise.

(LIP SMACKING)

Baby,

I wanna do it.

We are.

No,

you're experiment.

I wanna crossover to the other side.

Frank, I'm not risking my career, or your life on it.

(LIP SMACKING)

Oh no wait, listen to me.

I wanna die for one hour

and be revived.

You're kidding, right?

No.

Frank, don't be ridiculous.

Come on Babe, think about it.

Definitive, scientific proof Oh Jesus, Frank.

That there is no afterlife.

Are you serious? There is no God.

Where you're going, come on.

Hey listen, thought you were gonna stay the night.

No, it's too hard to get laid here.

See you later.

(SLAMMING DOOR)

Yeah, all right.

(SIGHS)

Somebody's got to be the first.

This is Frank Benetti from scepticsbust.com.

Today I'm going to interview Australia's

most well known medium and spiritual TV personality.

Her name is Meredith Palin.

Now Meredith claims that she can speak to spirits

from beyond the grave and wait for this,

astral travel through astral planes.

She sounds like a total cook,

I can't wait to interview this one,

let's bust her.

(CHIMING DOORBELL)

So tell us Meredith, little bit about what you do

and how you do it.

On the other side, I can visit different dimensions

such as the astral plane and other higher planes.

Who do you meet when your on these other dimensions?

Many different souls and beings.

Oh, really?

My personal favorite would have to be the lightbeings.

FRANK: Oh really.

Yeah, they're pure form of loving angelic consciousness.

How do you spelt such utter nonsense,

keeping a straight face?

I don't know how you do it.

I don't think you're taking this seriously.

Okay, you're right.

I'm not taking this seriously

but I'm actually very excited to be here

because I love talking to mediums.

I find you fascinating so I'm very impressed.

How do you feel about lying to people?

(RUSTLING PAPER)

Question five, how do you live with yourself,

taking money from gullible people?

Question six, when are you going to admit

that what you do is wrong?

Honestly Frank, you can do better than this.

Very funny, Meredith.

Can I have my questions back please?

(FUMBLING PAPER)

Why did you camp in the Glen Davis Ghost Town?

So you followed us, so much for psychic powers.

You pissed off a lot of dead miners.

Very disrespectful.

It was you, playing hocus pocus in the middle

of the night, I knew it.

Now let me tell you something, lady.

I bet you think that was really funny

except I had my nephew with me

and you scared him half to death.

Frank, they wanted me to warn you.

They wanted you to warn me.

(LAUGHS)

Are you getting this, this is fucking hilarious.

Frank Benetti, you're going to listen to me right now.

They wanted me to warn you.

If you do your little death stunt which you're planning,

you're going to bring trouble.

(CHANTING)

SPIRIT: Don't do it, do it, do it.

(SIGHS)

This interview is over.

Shut the cameras off, let's go.

Frank.

FRANK: Let's go.

Frank.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(AWKWARD SQUEAKING)

(SNORING)

(VIBRATING)

Yeah.

Our (MUMBLES) sign full immunity contracts for Clinton

and I, you've gotta administer the chemicals yourself.

Sure, I can do that.

It's gotta be hell and we know.

You're certifiably insane.

But if this experiments succeeds, Whines wins.

Okay, I'm recording this conversation

and I wanna go on the record

as having advised you against this.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

Happy Halloween, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight we welcome the one and only,

the dead man walking, Frank Benetti.

Tonight I, Frank Benetti, will tell you exactly

what happens when you die.

So tell your friends because in exactly 30 minutes,

I will lethally inject myself right here

on scepticsbust.com.

Sound cut, perfect.

Yo mate, come on.

Ah, let's get the shot of the timer.

There, is this good?

Yeah, yeah it's good.

Yes.

You're sure you can bring me back, right?

Haven't done it on a human before, you're the test pilot.

Sarah, I really need some confidence right now.

Calculations and projections say it will work.

You will be revived.

Okay.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

What's the latest Megan?

Five million watching.

Five million, holy shit.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(ALARMS BEEPING)

(TIMER TICKING)

Megan, how're those stat coming along?

Right now, we have 13 million people watching.

Wow, that's amazing.

Jesus, guys.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Okay, let's go I'm ready.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

This is gonna make you so fucking famous.

All right, back to broadcasting.

Five, four, three, two.

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Frank Benetti, I'm 29 years old.

As you can see, my time is up.

Enjoy the show.

(DARK, SOMBER MUSIC)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Bon voyage.

COMPUTER: Death will occur in 10 seconds.

(BEEPING ALARM)

COMPUTER: 10, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three.

(HEAR RATE MONITOR BEEPING)

Two, one, zero decease now, decease now.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(CONSTRAINT BREATHING)

(ALARMS BEEPING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(GRUNTS)

COMPUTER: Subject is deceased.

Decease complete.

Subject is deceased, decease complete.

(FLAT HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM BEEPING)

Frank Benneti is officially deceased.

Death occurred at 10:01p.m. on the 31st of October.

Cause, self inflicted lethal injection.

(FLAT HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM BEEPING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

In 15 seconds we will resurrect Frank Benneti from the dead.

COMPUTER: Three, two, one, zero.

Resurrect now, resurrect now,

resurrect now.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(ZAPPING)

(HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM BEEPS)

(TAPPING KEYBOARD)

CLINT: Shouldn't this have worked by now?

Yeah, well it's taking a little bit longer

than the guinea pigs.

(FLAT HEART RATE MONITOR BEEPS)

COMPUTER: Resurrection has failed,

subject is still deceased.

Get the defibrillator!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Clear.

Come on, Frank.

(THUMP)

(THUMP)

(FLAT HEART RATE MONITOR BEEPS)

It's not working.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(THUMP)

(TENSE MUSIC)

CLINT: He's dead, he's like totally dead.

Well stop stating the fucking obvious.

Those papers he signed better cover us,

I'm not gonna fuck in jail.

Uncle Frank, please come back.

Wake up, come on uncle Frank you can do it.

Just come back, please you promised me it...

(BANG)

(SCREAMS)

(FLAT HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM)

MEGAN: O, my God.

COMPUTER: Subject has been revived,

subject has been revived.

(BEEPING HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM)

It's working, it's finally working.

Where are those lights coming from?

SARAH: Such a weird response.

Are you getting this.

Of course I'm getting this.

This is fucking amazing.

(GASPS)

(DEEP BREATHS)

Welcome back stranger.

How long was I gone?

An hour three.

(DEEP BREATHS)

Nice to see you again uncle Frank.

So everyone wants to know,

what did you see in afterlife?

Absolutely nothing.

And what did it feel like to die?

I felt the chemicals going through my body

and then nothing.

SARAH: Can I help you officers?

Whose in charge here?

SARAH: I am.

I am.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(CAR DOORS SLAMMING)

(CHAIR SLIDING)

Hell of a stunt you pulled off tonight.

Had our switchboard in meltdown.

Wasting police resources on bullshit like this

and on our busiest night, not fun.

I was proving a point all right

and now you and I both know that there is no afterlife

and there is no life after death.

All those religious quacks and all those new age weirdos,

they gonna go out of business, thanks to me.

Can we stop with all the bullshit.

We all know it's all pretend.

Geez, why would I pretend if I'm from scepticsbusts.com

for God's sake.

Sarah has all ready told us it was a hoax.

Sarah wouldn't do that.

She did.

Frank Benetti, we are charging you and your partner,

Sarah McKenna, with public mischief.

Public mischief?

Wasting police resources on hoaxes like this.

Do you understand your rights?

(SCARY MUSIC)

Who the hell was that?

No geez, we have a wild one here.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Can we go get breakfast?

Sarah, why did you tell them it was a hoax?

If I hadn't we'd be in a lot more trouble.

But don't you see that makes me look

like a complete fake, a fraudster.

It's over every news outlet in the world.

Yeah, until they find out

it's all a complete hoax according

to the chief architect, Sarah McKenna.

Okay, can you just let it calm down

with the police, please.

Then we'll show everyone the evidence.

Sarah, I've been seeing things

that just don't make any sense.

Like hallucinations?

Yeah, exactly.

What do you think it means?

You might get them for a couple of days.

Just as the chemicals...

And now you tell me.

Okay, you know, I was the one who told you

in the first place not to do this.

You need to rest.

Couple of days, you'll be good as gold.

I'll come over tomorrow.

Clint, slow down mate I can't understand

what you're saying.

All right, look I'll be over at seven p.m. tonight okay?

(TENSE MUSIC)

(SCARY MUSIC)

(SCARY MUSIC)

(CROCKERY RUMBLING)

(CHAIR SLIDING)

You're on the blacklist.

What, Kathryn?

I'm just teaching him about science, okay.

He witnessed a really important experiment last night.

No more camping trips,

no more science lessons, okay.

Don't be like that Kathryn, okay.

The kid is almost 14 years old.

When are you gonna let him grow up and be a man?

He's sick, he's vomiting, he's not himself.

I just have one request.

I really need his video footage.

He's asked me to ban you from the house.

Ban?

And so have I.

Kathryn, please I need to see his video footage.

It's really important.

(SIGHS)

(TENSE MUSIC)

(CREEPY MUSIC)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Right, what do you got for me?

All right, check this out.

It's freaky, right.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

FRANK: Do you know who that is?

I don't know.

As from the whole time I didn't see a single thing.

And you never saw any one come in?

I didn't see a single thing, no.

We're all there.

Locked the doors, right?

Of course.

Somebody is playing us.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SWISHING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(CHANTING)

SPIRITUAL BEING: You have the power to heal.

(SWISHING)

CLINT: Hey Frank, Frank what's the matter?

Frank!

What's up, man?

Nothing, nothing.

Yeah, I'll catch you later.

All right.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(THUNDER)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(THUNDER)

(CHANTING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(SCARY MUSIC)

(THUMPING)

(CHANTING)

(THUNDER)

TV MAN: You had to be scared.

You know three managers before you died for me

from poisoned food.

TV MAN: This food doesn't make any more poison

than any other hotel food.

Gimme that. (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

TV MAN: Oh no Boss,

look you gotta have somebody that test the food.

(TENSE MUSIC)

What you need is a guinea pig.

TV MAN: You eat the guinea pig, I'll stick to this.

(MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(DOOR SHUTTING)

TV MAN: Hey Boss wait, don't touch it, don't!

TV MAN: I just wanted to take a little shot, that's all.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(STATIC)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(CREAKING DOOR)

(CUTLERY CLINGING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(CROCKERY BREAKING)

(CRASHING)

Since my death,

I've been experiencing intense paranormal activity

as you can see, this is not fake (CLANKING)

this is not hallucination, this is real.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(STATIC)

(GRUNTS)

(DIALING TONE)

SARAH: What's up?

Sarah, I gotta stay at your place tonight, okay.

I'm on my way.

What do you think?

Meredith.

It's obviously her.

What would she got to do with it?

Oh come on, think about the interview.

She's a highly skilled trickster.

This is more than tricks and hallucinations, Sarah.

This is real, I experienced this.

She is your spook, Frank.

I'm telling you.

Something is stalking me and I need your help.

Something?

You know what I mean.

I'm sorry I let you do this to yourself.

We need to get you help.

What if we were wrong, Sarah.

About everything.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

But if something happened to me, didn't it?

After I died.

You can sleep on the couch.

Good night.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(SCREAMS)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(SQUEAKING)

(GRUNTS)

(SQUEAKING)

What?

That's weird.

(DIALING TONE)

CLINT: What's up?

Hey Clint, listen.

I'm having some trouble getting into the website.

CLINT: Sarah asked me to change the password.

Sarah asked you.

Did she say why?

CLINT: Sarah, is the major shareholder in the company.

She owns scepticsbust.com and she wants you out.

What are you talking about,

I'm the front man.

There is no blog without me.

CLINT: You're fired.

Read the new post.

What new post?

Clint!

Hey, Clint.

Sarah McKenna, your new presenter.

Frank Benetti will be taking an extended leave of absence

to rest and recuperate

from his recent death experiment hoax.

We wish him well.

I, Sarah McKenna, will be your new presenter.

More of the same,

busting the cooks who trick you in believing

in their psychic ability and paranormal activity.

This is scepticsbust.com.

Unbelievable.

(DIALING TONE)

Sarah, it's Frank.

Don't hang up, Sarah.

Sarah!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Oh, come on.

What the hell?

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(SCARY MUSIC)

Hello?

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(EERIE SCREAMS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(CRACKLING FLAMES)

(GRUNTS)

(CALMING MUSIC)

(RUNNING WATER)

Meredith, Meredith.

(CHIMING DOORBELL)

I really need your help.

I'm busy, I'll meet you in there.

Meredith please, I really, really need your help.

I will meet you in the other room.

Sorry love, did you want to take those?

Yes, thanks.

Of course, would you like a bag?

Yes, please.

(SIGHS)

Life on the other side by Meredith Palin.

(GASPS)

Jesus Christ, Meredith.

Can you just walk into a room like everyone else, please.

Something happened to me in our last meeting.

Something that I've never felt before.

Well, they do say that opposites attract

but don't get any ideas.

No, it started when you grabbed my arm, Meredith.

I have three date minimum rule and I'm into Kamasutra.

No, look just stop just stop okay.

Something is following me, some kind of,

I don't know, entity is following me.

Well, you're now under my protection as long

as you're near me.

First I thought it was hallucinations,

I don't know quite how to explain it to you but...

Come on, I'll shut the shop.

Are you coming?

Okay, now I'm very impressed

but can we get to the point please?

You and Sarah had fun.

Oh and date night, very naughty, Frank.

Okay, that's enough of that, just stop.

Can we stick on topic please.

So?

Well, do you want the bad news first

and then the bad news?

Yeah, I love bad news.

Hit me.

Traveling to the astral plane

with your little death stunt was a really, really bad idea.

How was I suppose to know?

I specifically warned you.

All right, I know you did.

(SIGHS)

What do you want me to do?

Get on my knees and grovel?

I'm here for your help Meredith.

Are you gonna help me or not?

You have a demonic entity embedded into your soul.

Meaning?

Slowly over the next few days,

it's going to start spreading like an infection.

It's going to poison your spirit body.

Let's say I believe you, just for a second.

How would I get rid of this, demonic entity?

You can't, eventually there'll be no return.

All right, what's the good news then?

Well, as long as you're in my presence, you're protected.

I hope you're joking.

24/7.

Come on.

Where you going?

Come on I wanna see what you can do.

Where?

Come on, we don't have much time.

FRANK: What are we doing here?

MEREDITH: You'll see.

I don't think we're allowed to be here.

(SOBBING)

(HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM BEEPING)

What are we doing?

Pam.

Who are you?

I'm Meredith, this is Frank.

We are here to help.

(SWISHING)

(SWISHING)

Frank, come on.

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

SPIRITUAL BEING: You have the power to heal.

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

Pam.

I thought you were gone.

What are you doing here?

I'm sorry, wrong room.

Frank, come on.

What the hell just happened here?

They helped him.

Thank you, thank you.

NURSE: Hey, hey you guys, come back here.

I'm calling the police.

(MUMBLES)

(LAUGHS)

See, I told you.

That felt really good.

You did a good thing today.

Thanks Meredith.

You're all right too.

Frank Benetti, did you just say something nice about me?

Come on.

Starting to get through to you, Frank.

So this is what a witch's house look like.

I never said I was a witch.

Well, it's kinda obvious.

Well, then you'll be in for a real treat.

Wipe your feet please.

Sit.

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

Bottoms up.

What vintage is this?

I hear 2013 is a pretty good year.

Just drink it.

(GRUNTS)

Just relax, go with the flow.

It's kinda weird.

(GASPS)

MEREDITH: Frank, do you hear me.

FRANK: Yes.

MEREDITH: When we're in astral plane,

you cannot see me, only him.

(COMFORTING MUSIC)

You are now, at the highest plane.

You have opened up a portal to the earth

and let darkness in.

I hope you succeed.

(GASPS)

They found a way to break through the astral plane.

Who is?

The demons.

I need some air.

(CHIRPING BIRDS)

Please don't do that again.

You have been chosen.

Chosen?

By the Lightbeing.

Meredith, can we just deal with facts here, please?

You met a Lightbeing, fact.

Yeah, and a couple of really scary demons

that is scaring the hell out of me.

We need to transform you into a avatar.

Okay, it's time for me to go.

Only then will you be clean.

Meredith, you're a little too crazy for me

and honestly I think you need help more than I do.

But, you have zero chance without me.

FRANK: Save it for the cooks Meredith.

Frank, when you leave my protection, they will attack you.

I'll tell them you said, hi.

Don't give into them.

(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

Had a hard day?

You could say that.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SIGHS)

(SCREECHING TIRES)

(WHIP CRACKING)

(GRUNTS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

No, no!

(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(METAL CLICKING)

(UNNATURAL SCREAMING)

(UNNATURAL SCREAMING)

(UNNATURAL SCREAMING)

What do you want from me?

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(TENSE BREATHING)

(TENSE BREATHING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(CRACKLING FLAMES)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(SCREECHING TIRES)

(KNOCKING)

You survived.

What a surprise.

You were right.

These demons or what ever they are,

they mean serious business

and I can't fight them alone.

Sorry, what was that first part again?

I need your help.

Splendid, first day of school starts now.

(GRUNTS)

When you died, you accessed a power of healing.

Today we're gonna learn mind reading,

psychokinesis and protection.

Frank Benetti, what did I just say?

Oh, healing?

If you don't learn these, you're a dead man.

FRANK: Okay, all right, you're right.

Do you understand?

Yes, miss Palin.

Let's get some fresh air.

Relax and hear their voices.

Like you do with me.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

MEREDITH VOICEOVER: You'll get the hang of it.

(MUFFLED MUMBLES)

You have to let go.

Feel their minds.

Let their thoughts reach you.

Frank, here's someone here suffering.

They need your help.

I want you to find him.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

MICHELLE VOICEOVER: This can't be true.

(SOBBING)

Why me?

FRANK VOICEOVER: It's working, I can hear her.

MICHELLE VOICEOVER: Please God, help me.

Michelle,

there's no easy way to tell you this.

You have advanced ovarian cancer, it's terminal.

FRANK VOICEOVER: I know what she's going through.

MICHELLE VOICEOVER: Advanced ovarian cancer.

It's all over.

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

My mom had ovarian cancer.

There was nothing they could do for her

and she didn't make it.

I'd like to help you, Michelle.

(SOBBING)

Who told you?

FRANK: You don't need to be afraid.

MEREDITH VOICEOVER: It's okay Michelle, let him help.

(CALMING MUSIC)

(STATIC)

(GASPS)

It's God, check with your doctor.

Okay, here we go spoon.

(GRUNTS)

MEREDITH VOICEOVER: See it clearly moving

in your minds eye.

(GRUNTS)

Ah, I had enough!

(SIGHS)

There's only 10 of those books left in the whole world.

I want you to read it.

(THWACK)

Ha, I did it!

I want that book in one piece or you're toast.

(BRIGHT PIANO MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC DRUMMING)

(SCARY MUSIC)

You have the power of light, it destroys demons.

Use it.

Fight darkness.

You have avatar power, now.

(SIGHS)

Good morning, Meredith.

Good morning, how was the book?

(WHOOSH)

So mister Benneti, do you know this book backwards,

sideways and can you recite it in your sleep?

(WHOOSH)

All ready here.

(SIGHS)

Now you're just showing off.

(WHOOSH)

Good read.

(WHOOSH)

(LAUGHS)

Okay, point it at me and record.

A please would be nice.

Pretty please with sugar on top.

All right.

Zoch one tabernacle101.com.

This is Frank Benneti.

Last week I died for one hour

and I can tell you categorically that there is life

after death or more specifically a spiritual consciousness

that lives on after death.

Now, if it took a fundamentalist atheist like myself

to tell you the truth,

well dying for one hour was well worth it.

Tune in tonight and tell your friends

because I'm gonna show you something spectacular

in vlog two.

Well, from our persecuted to one of our best.

Frank Benneti, I am so proud.

Wow.

It's a graduation present.

Ha-ha, no way.

I love it.

Watch.

(WHOOSH)

Hey!

WOMAN: Oh my God!

WOMAN: Wow!

Fat out!

WOMAN: How did he do that?

That's amazing.

Okay ladies and gentlemen, get your phones out.

Now on the count of three,

I want you to answer them on speaker.

Okay, one, two, three.

(ALL PHONES RINGING TOGETHER)

Hey, hey folks.

This is Frank Benneti.

Have a nice day.

What?

(MUMBLES)

No way,

that's weird.

I don't believe it.

(ANGELIC CHOIR MUSIC)

Vlog two is going out to my old subscriber list.

Clint and Sarah can't stop me accessing it.

How many?

Millions.

Impressive.

Yeah, this is going global.

Hey, can I ask you a personal question?

Ask me no secrets and I'll tell you no lies.

How did you go out with her for so long, I mean?

Ooh, I think you're a little bit jealous.

No, it's just what was the upside?

You're defense shields are exceptional.

Well, I learned from the best.

Well, she's about to call you, right now.

Yeah, right.

(RINGING PHONE)

To what do I owe the intense pleasure of this call?

How could you, Frank?

Evidence, any good scientist knows that.

(GRUNTS)

Thanks dude, Sarah and I are the fuck of the century.

Mate, you're welcome.

Glad to see you're recycling my old trash.

Oh please, please.

I can not handle bad porn.

You know what Frank,

I liked you better when you were dead.

(LAUGHS)

Well I'd love to sit here trading insults to you guys

but I got more important work to do.

So why did you call?

Well Frank, I think we wanna have you on the show.

Give you a guest spot.

Well, what an offer?

Think of the audience numbers, Frank.

Well, I'm honored that you guys wanna do a hatchet job

on me but I'm gonna have to respectfully decline.

(CLICK)

(AMBIENT MUSIC)

They will attack this time.

As long as you willingly don't give them your soul,

they cannot keep you.

But no matter what pain,

no matter what they do to you, never surrender.

Remember that, Frank.

(SIGHS)

Let's do it.

This time we'll know.

(GASPS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

WOMAN: It was honestly a mistake.

(BANG) (SCREAMS)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

WOMAN VOICE OVER: Ignore him, hence the ones to come.

Let's go.

WOMAN VOICEOVER: Follow him.

FRANK: Daniel.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(GASPS)

I gotta say, I'm not a fan of astral travel.

Two days, we've got two days until all hell breaks loose.

What about that computer code,

all over the screen, what did that mean?

I'm not sure.

I think it's being controlled by the demons.

That street that Daniel was on, I know that street.

It's just around the corner from Kathryn's house.

We can go there.

We need to go meet your nephew.

(SIGHS)

It's impossible, I've been blacklisted,

I can't see him.

Frank, he is in serious trouble.

(RINGING PHONE)

What?

It's my sister.

Yeah.

KATHRYN: I need you to come

to Daniel's birthday tomorrow.

He's acting very strange.

Strange?

Yeah, he made a doll called Frank

and started placing pins in it.

(SIGHS)

Very strange.

KATHRYN: Then out of the blue,

he demands to see you at his birthday.

Hey listen, can I bring a friend along.

KATHRYN: Yes, of course.

Okay, what time.

KATHRYN: Three tomorrow afternoon.

We'll be there.

KATHRYN: Okay, bye.

That wasn't an coincidence.

Tomorrow's gonna be very interesting.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Hey little buddy, happy birthday.

How are you?

So you believe in ghosts now, uncle Frank?

This is my new friend, Meredith.

Hello.

Tell me what you've noticed about Daniel.

Have you spoken to him?

No, he's been avoiding me.

Exactly, he would never do that normally.

Kathryn, what's going on?

You said something about dolls and pins, I don't understand.

I told you all ready, I'm...

I don't wanna say it again, I feel like I'm going crazy.

You're not going crazy Kathryn.

Based on the things I've seen the last few days,

you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Can uncle Frank take me camping again?

I think that's a great idea.

Ah, no.

Charles takes you from now on.

Wait a minute, who's Charles?

He's my new boyfriend.

Complete douchebag.

New boyfriend.

Kathryn, do you really think that's a good idea?

How long is this been going on for?

With all this stuff going on. What do you care?

I care, I care about my nephew's wellbeing,

that's what I care.

Where is he anyway?

He's in Melbourne on business.

Oh, that's convenient,

on the day of your son's birthday.

Anyway, look who's talking.

Where's Sarah?

FRANK: Sarah and I are no longer together, okay.

Ah, I really liked her.

(LAUGHS)

She seems nice.

Meredith is just a friend, okay.

She's helping me with extra curricular project.

(LAUGHS)

What?

Extra curricular project, sounds like fun.

Don't start, Kathryn.

I want uncle Frank to take me camping, bitch.

Right, this is what I've been dealing

with since your death stunt.

Thanks a lot.

Kathryn.

(SIGHS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(GRUNTS)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Daniel, what are you doing?

She was in my room, snooping Mom.

I was looking for the bathroom.

Let me show you where it is.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(THUMPS)

(SIGHS)

He's just a kid.

I should have been there for him.

I'm so sorry Frank.

Have you heard of the dark web?

No.

It's off limits, no search engine can index it,

no law can shut it down.

It's where they sell drugs, illegal pornography even slaves.

Why are you telling me this?

The demons have created a computer virus

and planted it on the dark web.

It's designed to shut down all online systems on earth.

When this hits zero, the virus will spread exponentially

and it will leave the dark web.

Vlog three, tabernacle 101.

This is going out to everybody.

We don't have a lot of time.

15 hours and 15 minutes to be precise.

Dark forces have breached the astral plane

and are now physically on our world.

They've find a portal.

This occurred when I died and came back to life.

They plan to take control of the internet

at 12 noon tomorrow.

Please, get rid of your mobile phones, laptops,

computers, everything that is connected to the internet.

We don't know exactly what will happen

but we do know that they will take control of everything

and I mean everything

including all the world's nuclear arsenal.

This is real.

This is not fake, get ready for a fight

and may light be with you.

I'll post it now.

(SIGHS)

Where you going?

To the liquor store,

I want their best red while I still can.

Hold on, I'll come with you.

No offense Meredith

but I can take care of myself in case you haven't noticed.

Frank, if you leave this tabernacle...

(DOOR SHUTS)

Frank!

Frank!

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

Frank!

(ZAPPING)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(SCREAMS)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(ZAPPING)

(TIRES OVER GRAVEL)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(EERIE MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(CLINKING METAL)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(GRUNTS)

You'll never possess my soul.

The power of Satan now possesses you.

(CRACKING FLAMES)

(SWIRLING)

Repeat after me Frank.

(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(SCREAMS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(SCREAMS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(CRACKLING FLAMES)

LIGHTBEING: You must do the death experiment again.

Crossover, deceased.

You must (GASPS)

destroy the demons.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

You know, I could really miss you.

How long was I gone?

Way too long.

Come on, I need your help.

Frank, do you have any idea

how hard I worked to rescue you?

Trust me.

CLINT: Hey, what's up?

Hey Clint, get your camera ready, we're on our way.

CLINT: It's about time, 22 Garden Boulevard, five doc.

Do you mind telling me why we need

to meet Sarah and Clint?

Read me.

Need to die again.

(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

Where's Sarah?

She's on her way.

Is she crazy?

Chill man, she'll be here.

(SIGHS)

Never thought you'd have the guts, Frank.

Sarah, do you see this?

Ah yes, that's a phone.

This is how long we have, Sarah.

Tell me that one about Goldilocks again.

I'm gonna love watching your terrified face in a minute.

Okay, this freak doesn't stay for the interview.

We're gonna ask you nicely to retract that.

Or what?

(CLUNK)

Hey, stop please.

This is how long we have, okay.

When this hits zero,

you're gonna see why we need your help so bad right now.

I'm so gonna enjoy this. I need that phone back.

Sarah, really please, listen.

Clint, you need to turn that phone off now.

Clint, are you getting this?

Yep. Priceless.

Five, four three, two.

(ALL PHONES RINGING)

(THUMPS)

(CRASHING CARS)

Do you see now?

(ALARMS BEEPING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Clint.

Better go check on her.

Their controlling every hoax coming to bust in the city,

soon the virus is gonna spread beyond Sydney

to the rest of the world.

Sarah, we need your help.

Who are they?

Darkness.

Come on, we gotta keep moving.

Careful, watch your step.

(CAR ALARMS BEEPING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

What do I have to do?

We need to get back to your lab.

I need to decease again.

We started this, you have to finish it.

How?

The death experiment had open up a portal.

Frank needs to close it from the other side.

FRANK: We've gotta go, it's not save here.

Jesus Christ.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Come on.

(EERIE MUSIC)

(SCREAMS)

(ZAPPING)

(MUMBLING)

Hurry!

(KEYBOARD TAPS)

(HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM BEEPING)

Frank, if ever I can get you back.

If I succeed, you will.

On the other side, your powers will be magnified.

You'll be able to fight them.

Thank you, Meredith.

It's really touching, are you ready?

COMPUTER: Death will occur in 10 seconds.

10, nine, eight, seven, six,

(GRUNTS)

five, four, three, two, one, zero.

Subject is deceased, decease complete.

(FLAT HEART RATE MONITOR ALARM BEEPING)

Subject is deceased, decease complete.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(TENSE MUSIC)

(SWOOSH)

DEMON VOICE: What took you so long?

You proud of yourself?

Clint, Clint, get out of there.

What?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(SMOLDERING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(MUMBLES)

(MOANING)

Clint, please!

Shut up!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING UP)

FRANK: Ah, thank you Sarah for everything you did.

Don't you dare.

Meredith!

Oh, I have a more fitting end for you, witch.

Walk witch,

I said walk.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(FLICKERING FLAMES)

(WHIMPERS)

(SCREAMS)

(CRACKLING FLAMES)

(SCREAMS)

CLINT: What do you think Frank?

(AGONIZING SCREAMS)

You!

(CRACKLING FLAMES)

MEREDITH: No Frank, don't listen to...

(SCREAMS)

MEREDITH: Frank, listen to me, concentrate.

Use your strength.

You can do it Frank.

Come to the light.

Just reach out.

Take my hand, you're almost there.

Keep going.

(BRIGHT MUSIC)

FRANK VOICEOVER: Meredith, I hear you,

I feel the light.

I feel serenity.

I see.

How did you find me?

MEREDITH VOICEOVER: The medallion I gave you,

it traced your soul.

When you died I could follow you.

LIGHTBEING: We need your help.

MEREDITH VOICEOVER: She knows.

FRANK VOICEOVER: Wait, be in me.

(DEEP BREATHS)

(TRANSCENDING MUSIC)

MEREDITH VOICEOVER: You have work to do.

(EERIE MUSIC)

(ZAPPING)

(GRUNTS)

(ZAPPING)

(DEMONIC SCREAMING)

(THUNDER)

(SIGHS)

DANIEL: Uncle Frank?

FRANK: Stay here.

(ANGELIC CHOIR MUSIC)

(GROANS)

(WHOOSH)

(ZAPPING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

RADIO: The world is recovering

from the worst ever cult virus.

The virus originated in Sydney and spread around the globe.

It placed millions of people into a coma for two hours.

Prime minister Dawkins has said

that there will be full investigations into

what happened and that the people who perpetrated

this crime will be arrested and dealt with in due process.

(BRIGHT UPLIFTING MUSIC)

Sir, would you like to pick any sentence

from your guidebook, on any page

but read it out loud.

Okay.

Have you got one?

Yeah.

Great.

Okay, it's one page 266

and it reads like this,

for Aboriginals, the concept of landownership is tied

to a belief system that instructs them to care

for their ancestral land, am I correct?

No way!

(CLAPPING) (LAUGHS)

Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Frank Benetti.

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

Just what I need,

another stalking spirit following me around.

I liked your show.

Man's got to earn a living somehow.

I don't know if I ever told you this

but thank you for believing in me.

Well, mister Benetti.

I hate to burst the bubble,

you got work to do.

Work?

We got a huge problem this time.

Wait, what are you talking about?

It's causing havoc everywhere.

Who?

Clint.

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)