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Does the administration
have any official statement
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on the groundhog day incident?
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First of all, there is
no way that the mayor
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could have anticipated
the electrical short
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that caused the spring
door to malfunction
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when the groundhog
was-quote-released.
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Still, I don't think
it's fair for you all
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to describe the animal
as having been catapulted.
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How far did the groundhog go?
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About 38 blocks.
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Mr. Mayor?
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Mr. Mayor?
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Mr. Mayor!
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Oh, yes, James.
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I'm sorry. Were you having
trouble hearing me, sir?
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No, not at all.
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I have your notes on the
park ranger situation.
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Well, I hardly think there's
a danger of radiation.
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You're admitting that you
killed the groundhog.
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No. Absolutely not. No.
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The-the autopsy report
clearly showed
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that the animal did
not die from the impact.
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He had a heart attack.
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Which, you know,
is understandable,
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because, uh, you know,
there's a reason
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they don't call them air hogs.
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Mr. Mayor, I have reports that you were
seen having a dinner date last week.
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Sir, are you involved
in a romantic relationship?
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Well, as always, I'm with Mike.
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He's more than just my deputy.
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We killed the little sucker,
all right?
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He's dead.
I'm glad he's dead.
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You think the mayor's
having trouble hearing?
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No. The mayor's
healthy as a horse.
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What doctor does he go to?
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A Buddy of his.
Dr. Franklin.
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Isn't he a veterinarian?
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Yeah.
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So when he says he's as
healthy as a horse...
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I'm sorry I'm late.
It took so long
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to commute from Brooklyn.
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If you ever have to
really be here early,
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you could crash at my place.
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You could take the bed...
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And I'll take the bed.
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Let me say that should you
choose to move to Manhattan,
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you don't have to sleep
with Stuart.
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In fact, I encourage
women not to.
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So you're the guy.
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I would love to move out,
but you don't get it.
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No one leaves my house.
You're born there,
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you grow up there,
you get married there.
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Eventually you die there
and get buried in the basement.
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I didn't tell you that.
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Mike, I just bumped
into councilman simmo,
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and he says can't make
dinner tonight at Tribeca,
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and that's such a tough place
to get into.
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I was wondering if Claudia
and I could have the table.
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Paul, they know me there.
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So you're gonna have to
buck that tip of yours
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to at least 8%.
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Fine. But I'm gonna hit
that bread basket hard.
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You should have gone, Mike.
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It's nice to eat alone
sometimes.
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Really?
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I can't even eat alone at home.
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I have to set a place
for Danny.
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Who's Danny?
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What do you mean?
He's right over...
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Never mind.
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I am going to eat alone in my
apartment tonight in the dark,
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contemplating the fact that maybe
my friends don't take care of me
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the way they should.
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Why don't you just come over
to my house for dinner tonight?
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Yes! See that?
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Why is it that
Stacy's the only one
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who knew I was fishing
for a dinner invite?
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Oh, we all know.
It's just her turn.
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All right. I know you've
all had some complaints
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about your paychecks
being late,
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so I tracked down
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the cause of the problem.
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Bob from accounting is dead.
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In fact, he died while he
was signing the checks.
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Do you happen to know
if he got to the I's?
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Bob's office is now
available upstairs.
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I want it! I want it now
even if Bob's still in it.
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Let's save some time here.
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Does anyone
want Stuart to stay?
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It's unanimous.
Congratulations, Stuart,
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and everyone else.
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You are even more handsome
than you are on tv.
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Oh, mrs. Paterno,
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you know, they put a special
filter on the camera
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to kind of tone
it down a little bit.
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Otherwise there were concerns
about public safety.
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We can't believe our baby
works for the mayor.
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We are so proud of her.
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He seems like a very
intelligent man.
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Why, thank you.
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We were worried about her
working in the city,
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because Manhattan's
a dangerous borough.
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Yeah. Stacy's
cousin Robert,
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he got shot there.
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Ma, he was robbing a bank.
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In Brooklyn they give you
a warning shot.
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You know, it is good that
Mike is here tonight,
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because, um, there's something
I want to tell you guys.
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I'm thinking of getting
my own apartment.
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What are you talking about?
Your family's here.
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We live here.
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You want a bigger room?
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You get grandma's
in a few years.
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Mike, help me out here.
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More salt, grandma?
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Mom, dad...
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I wanna move out.
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So go.
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There. See that?
See how easy that was?
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I mean go. Go now.
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You either live here
or you don't.
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Fine.
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If that's the way you want it,
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then I'm outta here.
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This is great.
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Talk to her. I can't!
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Stacy, Stacy!
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Did I mention how good
this lasagna is?
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Because I wish that I
could be miniaturized,
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and I would just-I would dive
right into the pan,
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and I'd eat through it like
a little Italian pac-man.
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You're her Boss.
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She listens to you.
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Tell her to stay here.
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No, I think it's better,
you know,
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if I just-I stay
out of it.
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look. M-m-maybe I'll just
help with the dishes.
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No.
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o. k., you break, I'll dry.
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Hey.
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Yes, Stuart?
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Yeah. Uh, I lost my comb,
and I was just wondering
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if you might have a few hundred
that you're not using.
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Listen, bondek, that kind
of mean-spirited humor
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may go over on one,
but not here on 2.
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Up here, our credo is courtesy,
honesty, and respect.
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Get used to it...
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Please.
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Hey, Stuart. How you doing?
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You all miss me, huh?
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We do miss you.
The way you zero in
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on our imperfections,
our insecurities.
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You mean how Nikki
is alone and desperate?
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James is a misplaced
country biscuit?
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Now do me, do me!
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Save your pickup lines
for the disco.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Bondek!
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Hey.
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How was your dinner last night?
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Great. Nice conversation,
good food...
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Got a curse put on me.
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Have you been chewing
on your pen?
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Of course not.
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Aaaaaahhhhhh.
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You know, most curses
start small
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and just keep building.
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This means nothing.
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Aaaaggggghhhhh!
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Janelle-oh, Mike. Mike,
you wanted to see me?
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ah, yes, sir,
I did, sir.
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Your mouth is blue.
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Did you have a snow cone?
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Yes, sir.
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Come on.
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Sir, were you
having trouble hearing
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the reporter's questions
yesterday?
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No, I'm fine.
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O.k. Did you have a chance
to look at our plan
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to gather up all the
children in the city,
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dip them in egg and roll
them in bread crumbs?
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I'll run it by the council.
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Sir, I think you might be
having a problem-
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I'm joking, Mike.
You don't have to yell at me
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as if were deaf.
I'm barely 50.
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You think I'm so old
I'm falling apart?!
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No, I'm sorry, sir.
I was worried about you, and I-
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sorry.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm sorry, Mike.
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Y- you don't have an
alarm clock in here.
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No, I usually get a wake-up
call from the front desk.
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You know, I know
this is casual Friday-
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well, it was late, and I
didn't wanna bother anyone,
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and... I hope you don't mind.
I crashed here on the couch.
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You look horrible.
What happened?
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Car alarm all night.
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No hot water this morning.
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And Starbucks?
Out of coffee.
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I know this is gonna
sound kind of weird,
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but does your grandmother have any...
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Supernatural powers?
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No.
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She couldn't put like a...
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curse or hex on you
or anything, could she?
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She could put a hex,
but she can't fly.
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Mike? Did you hear
about the rangers? They...
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They what, James?
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They... play hockey.
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Stacy, get dressed.
James, focus.
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Uh, the rangers have arranged a
photo-op with the mayor this afternoon.
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I better get down there
and set it up.
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See, this is why
you can't live here.
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You know, I used to have a pretty
wicked slap-shot back in High school.
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Better put down that mask.
Here comes the heat.
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Smokin'.
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Hey, Mike, can I talk
to you? Oh, God!
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ugh!
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What's up?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure.
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Slow down.
I'm wearing loafers.
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Do you think it's smart for
you to be out here on skates,
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what with the curse and all?
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There's no such
thing as a curse.
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Look.
You're a zamboni.
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Oooohhh! Ooooohhhh!
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And Flaherty steals the puck!
He's going across the ice.
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Breaks through...
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He scores!
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Yyyyooooowwwwwww!
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I'm o. k.
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I'm hurt.
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Oh, I'm hurt.
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Oh, no.
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I know why Mike has you
following me today.
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He thinks... that I'm having
a hearing problem!
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Yes, he does.
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You're lying.
I know he does.
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Now, you tell Mike and anyone
else who wants to know
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my hearing is just fine.
James...
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Do you know who
that is over there?
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It's Candice foxworth.
We're dating.
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I'll leave you two alone.
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No, please! Stay!
You're right.
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I need you to stay and
help cover for the fact
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that I am having
some... problems.
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Sir, what kind of problems?
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With my hearing.
Where the hell have you been?
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Randall, this is
a nice surprise.
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Hi.
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Uh...
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Nice surprise!
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yes, this is nice!
256
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,533
So, you come here
a lot, big boy?
257
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,838
Here? A lot?
258
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,475
I hear what I need to.
259
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,314
I was hoping you might
find some time to...
260
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,216
Sneak away this afternoon.
261
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,251
Absolutely. I'd love to.
262
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,391
Sir, how did you hear
what she-
263
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,593
it was in her eyes.
264
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,930
Paul, I've been
cursed, o. k.?
265
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,732
That doesn't mean
I'm gonna sit here
266
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,702
and listen to you criticize
the way I dress.
267
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,341
gonna answer that?
268
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,342
No.
269
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,547
when I talk on the phone
the glass fogs up.
270
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,651
Besides, it's just
gonna be bad news.
271
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,889
Mike Flaherty's office.
272
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,824
Uh-huh.
273
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,828
Uh-huh.
274
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,164
Uh-huh.
275
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,267
Thanks.
276
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,968
See? It's good news.
277
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,671
The rangers are gonna recover.
278
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,274
Next season.
279
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,878
Oh, by the way.
Somebody swiped a helmet.
280
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,949
Do they know who did it?
281
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,785
Aaaagggghhhhh!
282
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,655
Stuart, what are you
doing here?
283
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,558
I need to make some copies.
284
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:57,429
And why exactly do you need
200 copies of your ass?
285
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,235
Easter's coming.
286
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,638
I think Stuart misses us.
287
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,607
I got, like, 1,000
new friends up there.
288
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,675
Oh?
289
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,809
Who?
290
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,611
There's Ben and...
291
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,614
You know, the other guy
in the offices,
292
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,916
and, uh, the Lady
with the dress.
293
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,985
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've seen them.
294
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,855
They hang out at the,
you know... place.
295
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,725
Hey, what's with my old desk?
296
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,793
It looks like a float
297
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,094
for the gay pride parade.
298
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,397
It is.
299
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,832
Stuart, we will allow you
to come back
300
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,402
if you admit that
you missed us.
301
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,070
No.
302
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:42,274
I mean, not unless
you guys do first.
303
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,043
Everyone doesn't have to know.
304
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,511
Why are you doing this?
305
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,946
I will deny it if you say it,
306
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,816
but, um, it's been a
little boring around here
307
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,751
ever since you left.
308
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,920
Of course it is.
Between opie
309
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:58,057
and big chief
date-no-more...
310
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,860
It's hard for a pompous
fruit like you
311
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,563
to get the verbal
whacking you deserve.
312
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,733
Candice took me to the doctor.
313
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:11,103
Somehow she could tell I was
having trouble with my hearing.
314
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,805
She's a perceptive woman, sir.
315
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,440
Doctor was good.
Big expert.
316
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,475
Really knew what he
was talking about.
317
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,943
Really? Well,
what did he say?
318
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,145
You'll have to ask Candice.
319
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,652
don't ever get old, James.
320
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,120
Thank you.
321
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:33,058
Now I look in the mirror...
I don't even recognize myself.
322
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,361
Whatever happened
to that red-haired lad
323
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,964
who used to stride so confidently
across the Fields of Connecticut?
324
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,966
Didn't you have
Brown hair, sir?
325
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,936
And there goes the memory.
326
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:45,938
Hey.
327
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,473
Hey.
328
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,308
Ooh, what happened to you?
329
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,444
Do you think it's fair
for a new York city cabbie
330
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,381
to get violent just because
you mispronounced his name?
331
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,949
No, I don't.
332
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,552
Well, someone should tell that to mull...
hagmata.
333
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,489
Isn't this place amazing?
334
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,358
I mean, really,
what do you think?
335
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,161
It's-it's cheap,
it's-it's cozy...
336
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,764
Oh, yes, yes!
337
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,734
You get to know your neighbors.
338
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,338
What, do you think that's loud?
339
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,777
Maybe.
340
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,513
Poor Mikey.
341
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,182
Look, Stacy, I know you.
342
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,784
You love your family.
343
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,419
And I don't think
you're gonna truly
344
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,421
be able to move on
with your life
345
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,089
until you mend fences
with them.
346
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,925
And sure, if you're
sitting down with them
347
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,062
and the subject of removing
the curse comes up...
348
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,464
So all you care about
is some stupid curse?
349
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,032
See that bracelet?
350
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,902
That's not a fashion statement.
351
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,937
I got that
at the emergency room.
352
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,439
I went to Madison
square garden,
353
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,240
and I got hit with a puck.
354
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,342
Well, that can happen.
355
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,844
I was at a Knicks game!
356
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,113
I got 17 stitches in my head.
357
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,081
Here's the capper.
358
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:06,685
The doctor lost
the needle in there.
359
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,055
He's just gonna go back
and get it later.
360
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,191
I can't believe you're taking
one of the most important
361
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,193
moments in my life
and making it about you.
362
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,061
I got a concussion!
363
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,698
I thought you were
my friend, Mike.
364
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,400
I thought you cared about me.
365
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,102
Stacy, I...
366
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,472
Mr. Mayor,
the doctor's office
367
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,407
just faxed your
test results over.
368
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,976
You have an infection that's
clogged your ears up.
369
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,312
They're sending
some antibiotics.
370
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,949
Who's old now, James?
That's one right in your face.
371
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,852
I'm glad, sir.
372
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,322
This machine's never
gonna break down.
373
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,891
Sir, here's the speech
for your a. c. I. u meeting.
374
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,194
Now, they're touchy, so
just make sure you stick to
375
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,763
exactly what's written.
376
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,036
No problem.
377
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,973
Moving back into the house
378
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:04,710
would be the most damaging thing
I could ever do to myself.
379
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:08,714
But if that's what you want...
380
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,849
I'll do it anyway.
381
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,284
Great.
382
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,756
I am moving out, and you
wanna know why?
383
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,191
Because I'm making her.
384
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,260
Mike...
385
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,628
I've been pushing Stacy.
386
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,129
She didn't wanna leave you,
387
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,764
the people that she loves
388
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,766
more than anyone in the world.
389
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,135
I just told her
she had no choice.
390
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,544
And if you wanna put
a curse on me,
391
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,846
so be it. I am not
afraid of you.
392
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,014
O.k., a little bit.
393
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,250
You come into my house
394
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,853
and try to take my
daughter away from me?
395
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:51,156
I wanted to do it
over the phone.
396
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:55,928
Stacy, you're sure it's just family
that's buried in the basement?
397
00:19:55,995 --> 00:20:00,699
Mom, dad, Mike- he's
just being a good friend.
398
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,904
The truth is...
I wanna leave.
399
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:11,410
Please don't make this be any
harder than it has to be.
400
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,812
We'll take good care of her.
401
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,714
You know she's a virgin.
402
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,394
Yeah, I know.
403
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,498
She checked that box
on the application.
404
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,535
Come on. I'll help you
pack up your things.
405
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,473
thank you.
406
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:50,282
All right, if you're gonna
turn me into an animal...
407
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,885
I prefer toads over rodents.
408
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,755
That's a nice thing you did.
I'm lifting the curse.
409
00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:03,195
we both know there's no curse.
410
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,363
Mmm.
411
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,036
hello? You gotta be
kidding me.
412
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:15,741
Just sprains.
All the rangers are gonna
413
00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:19,478
be back to practice on Monday.
414
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,547
You're welcome.
415
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,218
Hey, Sophie.
You ever go to the track?
416
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,886
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
417
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,893
Oh, look who's come
crawling back.
418
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,930
Stuart is here because
I insisted he come back.
419
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,099
We have a lot of projects
that he's involved in,
420
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,167
and it's just more
efficient if he's here.
421
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,803
So if you wanna blame
anyone, just blame me.
422
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,506
Oh, we will.
423
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,975
Thanks for bailing me out.
It really means a lot.
424
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:52,611
Don't mention it.
It's good to have you back.
425
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,913
Here. Hold this
for a second.
426
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,156
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
427
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:07,993
moo.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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