Original subtitles

Farid Morocco

Sir, do we open the city gates

for the cuju game or not?

Sir?

Sir?

No way!

Letting the Super Eagles in will be catastrophic!

We cannot hold this match!

Impossible, sir

Sir, Qiuliang turned Leopard Khan down

and the whole nation was destroyed!

What's going on?

What's that noise from outside?

Run, sir!

Protect our master!

Leopard Khan?

We've got trouble!

Your Majesty! The princess has escaped!

My brother, you have always been weak

The entire country knows that Prime Minister Qin is a traitor

He is scheming with Leopard Khan

(Emperor Bao'er) to have the Eagle Claws team hold a match here

They've forced us to put up half our land as wager

It's outright robbery

I'm not fleeing. I'm on a mission

I will find the masters of the eight martial arts sects

and ask them to help us beat the Eagle Claws

(MinisterQin Nu)

Damn your sister!

I set up a marriage between her and Leopard Khan

so we wouldn't have to play this match

Now that your damn sister's gone missing

Offer land to beg for forgiveness!

Your Majesty

(Senior official Liu Yuen) the people are resentful

They say the government is corrupted and incompetent

We cannot give anymore land away. If we do

Leopard Khan will live right outside the palace!

Piss off!

If you don't want to give up your land, then play this match

If you win, then you can save your country!

Hmph!

Minister Liu!

Are you alright?

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Hurry back, Changping!

ChapterOne The Phoenix Becomes a Pheasant

Your Highness, this awesome outfit

(Palace servant Ju Yige) may work in concealing our identities

but it's tiring me out!

(Princess Changping) To communicate with martial arts masters

we must dress like them

(Palace servant Ya Dahu) Don't you think we look like the characters in Ashes of Time?

Not at all

All I know is that I have hair in my mouth

No pain, no gain

Look at the idiots that have been standing there for four hours

That lightning rod on his head

must weight at least ten kilograms!

(Ling) (Mao Cilang) When I first laid my eyes on this man

I felt a murderous rage

This murderous rage...

comes from the woman standing next to him

Your Highness

I think they look more like real martial arts masters!

They're obviously con artists

Let's go!

Ling

aren't our outfits just awesome?

Even the Ashes of Time girls fear us!

Lang

you do look pretty awesome!

But, if I may ask...

what is my outfit supposed to be?

The invincible East!

Lang

then what about the board on your head?

You don't keep up with fashion trends?

This is the all-powerful, dashing leader of the Mystic Dragon Cult!

Huh!

Ling

can you do me a favor?

Ask away!

My head itches!

Still itchy?

Thanks!

Sir

Mr. Wang from the archives told me that

the princess took the criminal records of the eight sect leaders with her

What?

Prime Minister!

Prime Minister!

I think the princess will seek the help of the eight sect leaders!

So what?

They're all kung fu masters

I'm afraid that...

I'm not afraid of them!

Words of wisdom, Prime Minister!

Very well!

This is what we'll do!

Bring on the eight sects!

A young maiden of 18 is like a flower...

A flower

Curvy eyebrows and big round eyes...

Abbess Miejue

The Phoenix Dances in the Nine Heavens!

The Red Leaves Fall!

Defeating a Thousand Soldiers!

Sliced Cucumbers and Radish!

IamGuo Huaqiang, leader of the Mount Hua Sect

also known as the Sword Master

I can't believe I have to slave away in this kitchen

and spend my days with that tone-deafZhang Sanfeng!

(Guo Huaqiang)

Stretch!

L, Zhang Sanfeng

will use the most gentle form of the Ying Yang Palm

With its vigorous inner power

I will extract a thousand threads of tender love forAbbess Mie Jue

and create noodles of yearning!

(Zhang Shanfeng)

Genius!

The eight martial arts sect leaders

working in a kitchen! Exactly!

They're no grandmasters!

Maybe they're spies! Shut up!

They're more like master chefs!

What're you talking about!

Behave yourself! Keep your mouth shut!

Hey! You got a death wish?!

I hired those waiters upstairs

and I hired you lot, too

They're already done several rounds of service

And you?

You haven't even finished one round of laundry!

Do you all want to go back to the nunnery? Huh?

Ying Don't touch me!

To be honest

If it wasn't for those useless, corrupted imperial officials

hadn't make our troupe go out of work

we wouldn't be working as fake nuns

Cut up some slack

If it wasn't for that corrupted Minister Qin

would we have ended up here?

Spare me!

Your Kong Tong Sect Seven Harms Fist will be the end of me!

I just asked you to grind the stone

Why did you have to smash it with your chest?

(Shi Tianjing) If you want to grind a gem stone

then use a grinding machine!

Smashing rocks with our chests is all the Kong Tong Sect can do!

How dare you talk back to me?!

Sir!

Who is it?!

Can you give me a chance?

(Yi Feilun) lamYi Feilun, leader of the Kunlun Sect

Don't worry, the Kunlun Sect does not quibble

Give me a chance, sir Stop!

You win, OK?

I want nothing to do with you kung fu masters anymore

It's my fault, OK?

Consider it charity. Keep the change!

Don't pick it up!

Who is that?

Qing Song, from Qingcheng Sect!

Yi Feilun!

Where's your dignity?!

(Qing Song)

My wife is in the hospital, but I can't afford her treatment

The government flattened Mount Kunlun's shrine of enlightenment

My disciples don't even have a place to live

How can you ask me about my dignity

You can be poor and still hold your head up!

Get up... hurry...

If you're so good at flying, why did it take two hours to deliver noodles?

Sorry, boss

There were too many orders!

Yang Chun Noodles!

Yang Chun Noodles?

My little girl ordered braised beef noodles!

I've had enough of you!

(Ling Qiaomiao)

I made you all lose your jobs because my wife

I'm truly sorry!

It's OK! This meal is on me!

Didn't I just lend you that copper dollar?

This copper dollar has caused you too much grief

You're better off without it

That coin committed no crime

We're all here today

because of that incompetent king

Sanfeng is so attractive when he's sad!

That's right

The government does more harm than ourSeven Harms Fist

no martial arts clan can fight back

Everyone is hurting!

TheysayMount Hua Sect's sword is ruthless. I say our corrupted officials are even worse!

Land prices are even flying higher than me!

Let's just eat!

Leave some for the abbot!

Namo Amitabha!

Everyone

(MasterYideng) we have a job offer!

A businessman wants us to put together a cuju team

We'll get room, board and a salary. There's even a year-end bonus!

That's great!

It's none of your business!

I don't know you very well

Why did you do that to me?

I don't know you, either

so the way you treat him is the way I'll treat you!

Go away!

I don't know you very well

You don't have to wipe my face

Go take care of the Abbot

Go on

Abbot

this is a great offer

Who's our benefactor?

He's a real estate man fromGuangzhou

Is it Donald...?

No!

But his name is Minister Lao!

He's a government official?!

We refuse to work for a government official!

What the hell was that for?!

Hmph!

How dare you help a government official!

No ducking!

What are you doing?!

I treat him the same way you treat me. You know that

I'm sorry

I don't know you very well

Go away. I don't know you that well, either!

If they don't know each other, why are they always killing each other?

Abbot!

We refuse to work for the government!

Wouldn't helping him make us accomplices?

We still have our dignity. We won't do it!

Just like you all, I tactfully refused him at first

But when he said that he has dirt on all of us

I agreed immediately

Hey!

All of us here are clean

What could he blackmail us with?

See?

I made that expression, too!

Where is he staying?

Fulai Inn

When does he want to meet us?

Tomorrow!

OK I'll go do my hair

and get a change of clothes

See you tomorrow!

Where did everyone go?!

Why do I have to pay the bill every time?!

Ling, do you remember our master's dying words?

Revive the Mount Mao Sect and save the world

I dream of being a hero!

But, Lang, I remember that our master

didn't say a thing before he died

Isn't that why we don't know the Mount Mao Sect martial arts?

There's also this thing

We don't even know what is inside this Night Disk

Put that away...

He didn't make a sound, but that doesn't mean he didn't say it

It was an unspoken message

Get it?

That's deep, Lang!

From what I hear

this is a huge opportunity for us!

Not only will we revive the Mount Mao Sect

we can stand alongside the eight sect masters!

When did they ask us to join?

It's not up to them. It's up to Minister Lao!

Tonight

get eight guys to pose as the sect masters and steal their records

I'll be the hero and save Minister Lao!

Let's go!

You haven't paid, skateboard head! Hey!

You go buysupperYou stay here

Go! Yes, Your Highness!

It's so tough to dress as a man. I've this fake mustache on all day

Minister Lao is a woman!

Don't worry, Your Highness

I'm sure the eight sect masters will join us. Have some tea

Are we doing this?

Who is it?

Tie the princess up. Hurry!

The servant, too!

Search for our files!

The other servant will be back soon!

You must have the files on you!

I'm going to search you!

Stop!

What? I've found it!

Why couldn't you wait 'til I've got her clothes off?!

This is yours!

I didn't sell any fake medicine!

I killed the magistrate that flirted with my wife

Mount Hua's Huaqiang was the one who sold fake medicine!

Why are you fighting me for it?!

This one's yours! Give it to me!

Let me see

Abbess

you're a fake nun?

That's none of your business!

I went to jail for accidentally messing with an underage girl

Don't you dare mock Miejue!

What was your crime?!

He's a crossdresser!

It's still less perverted than you two

Getting into fights

over a fake nun!

We may have been corrupted officials

but don't our new identities show how sorry we are?

How do you know so much about the abbess?

He bought my hair to make a wig

He's actually bald

That's right

They're disguised as a monk and a Taoist priest to avoid being seen

I met Lamp first

but later I fell in love with Sanfeng

For some reason, I then had a daughter with Lamp

But I can tell that she looks more like Sanfeng

It's all in your mind

That's your name under father on the birth certificate

I, Mao Cilang, am here to save you, Minister Lao!

Shouldn't Ling be in here with them?

Grab him! He's a spy!

The eight sect leaders want to kill Minister Lao and destroy their files!

What the...? You hired another group of guys?

How can I afford that?

Then these guys are...

I knew you would come to steal your files

that's why I set up this trap!

The files you have in your hands

are all fakes!

Even the woman tied up over there

is a fake, too!

Look there if you don't believe me!

My smart palm

has already recorded your attack of Her Highness

If you don't play the cuju match

I'll give the files to the story teller on the bridge

Your acts will be known all over town!

Well played, Your Highness!

With a great leader like you

how can we possibly lose?

That's right

We'll definitely win!

That's awesome

My friends

we should let Her Highness get some rest

We have practice in the morning! Yes!

Good night, Your Highness!

Good night!

Hey, who's going to pay us?

You didn't even say your lines, man. Why would you get paid?!

Hmph! Let's go!

Hey, wait!

Ling! Wait!

Wait, you scoundrel!

My name is Mao Cilang, Your Highness

This is my criminal record

Please force me to join the team using this

You're nuts!

I hate fraudsters like you!

It's true. I have stolen many hearts in the past

But ever since I metYour Highness

I've become a new man. My feelings for you are true

Please let me join the team, Your Highness!

Aren't you worried that I'll kick your ass?

I don't, I don't... I won't believe it!

Let go! I won't! Even if it kills me

My love forYour Highness is eternal!

Are you done?

I'll stab you with this knife!

Very well. Your Highness wants me dead!

To prove my undying love for Your Highness

I'll spare you the trouble

I'll do it myself!

If this knife stabs me, then it's a murder weapon

If this doesn't

then I'm keeping it as a symbol of our love!

Get out!

Lang!

Are you OK?

We've hit the jackpot!

Not only did she not kill me

this symbol of our love is harmless

She likes me

You mean, you like her!

Wrong

This is a honey trap

I'm using the princess to revive the Mount Mao Sect!

So... you're not going to marry her?

Ling

you have to consider the big picture!

When we get married

she can be the official wife, and you can be the unoffical wife

What's the difference between the two?

Just as the titles say

The official wife cleans, cooks, takes care of the kids and everything else

Being the unofficial wife means

you don't have to do a thing

You just have to chill!

I'll believe you if you sign a prenup!

Sure, I'll even leave my fingerprint on it

Hell, I told you

Why would good, ordinary folks work for the imperial government?

It's a bunch of thugs and scumbags!

I thought only lowlifes would work for the government!

I didn't expect you so-called kung fu masters would join us!

Pff!

Sect leaders

I look forward to your performance!

You don't need us for these small-timers

Abbess, the three of you can have a go

The southern regional match of the Emperor's Cup

starts now

This is the renowned Eight Sect Leaders versus the Southern Bodyguards

Listen up

There's an empty bronze candlestick hanging down the ceiling

The first team to get the ball into the hollow center wins

Let's play ball!

Holy crap

the nun is flying

Sanfeng!

Miejue!

You want to intercept?

Sanniang! Pass it to me!

Lamp!

Please don't, master!

Please don't do it, master!

I beg you, please!

We haven't had a job in three years!

We need the money to feed our families

We can go without eating

but we have kids and elders to feed!

We beg you...

We beg you...

Why didn't you put the ball in?

Please don't...

Please don't...

Don't be upset

We... ah!

No sudden moves. She'll die without an antidote!

Who are you?

(Du Sanniang)

We're the Jiangdong 108 assassins!

(Song Bing) We're here to kidnap the princess!

(Sun Xin) I'm Du Sanniang!

So that's all the great sect leaders can do?

What?!

What's up?

You pervert, you're flirting with the nun?

I'll kill this slut! Ah!

Something's gone wrong. Let's go!

They're flying, too...

Get out of here, now!

Miejue! Come with me!

Princess

Grab Princess Changping!

Leave now, Your Highness. We'll stop them!

Let's go! Now!

Bandits!

Sir, help us!

What's going on? There are bandits over there!

We gotta run!

Grab Princess Changping!

It's too dangerous! Don't go!

Reviving the Mount Mao Sect is my responsibility!

If you're going to die, I'll go, too!

Not today

Why not?

Today's your birthday

I've ordered a ring to be delivered at the temple

You have to sign for it!

Got it! I'm going back to the temple!

Any man who marries a girl that can be deceived that easily

is truly a lucky man!

Your Highness!

Your husband is coming to save you!

Hey!

Help me! Help me! Get her!

Get her!

Mount Mao power!

Look at all this blood

You scared now? Hmph!

Run, Your Highness!

Mount Mao power!

Don't worry, the Mount Mao power makes me invincible

A little bleeding is normal Get the princess!

I'll take this. Leave if you're scared!

The princess and that Taoist from Mount Mao

were taken to Mount Phoenix by those bandits!

Exactly

That place is a maze

It'll be hard to find Jiangdong 108's hiding place!

You must be tired Let me

I don't want to wake her

I mean, let me carry both of you

What are you doing over there?

Lang told me to wait for the delivery

Where is he?

The princess and him were...

They've gone after the bandits

They told us to come here and make sure you're safe

He was thinking of me even when he was in danger!

I'll boil some water so I can wash his feet when he comes back!

Abbess!

Why did you lie to her?

You can tell how much she loves him

To tell her that he was caught while trying to save another woman...

isn't that cruel?

Listen up. Our agreement with Prime Minster Qin

says that we have to detain the princess for ten days

When the Emperor's Cup is over and Leopard Khan has won

then we can let her go. Then...

Aren't we supposed to kill her?

We may call ourselves assassins

but we've never killed anyone before!

Keep an eye on them

Let's go!

Open your mouth!

The honor of being fed byYour Highness

makes my injury all worth it!

This is all your fault

If one of the sect leaders was by my side

I wouldn't have been captured

Mount Mao power...

I could tell you're a con man when I laid eyes on you. Huh?

What's wrong with you?

Stop faking. I won't fall for it!

Hey! Somebody help me!

He has a fever!

Do you have a blanket?

Am I dreaming?

The princess gave me her clothes

Such an ideal wife!

I don't want those dirty clothes. Throw them away

I understand. I'll wash them

Say...

do you want me to wash your underwear?

When a woman refuses to let a man wash her underwear

it means that she wants to wash his underwear!

Since you love me so much, Your Highness

I'll do my best to get you out of here!

ChapterTwo Finding True Love In Adversity

As a new arrival

I have to find a way to assimilate into their world

So I started with their daily lives

I helped them balance their accounts and took charge of their daily expenses

When I had spare time, I helped the kids with homework

I joined in on their mahjong games when they needed a player

Why did I do all that?

To save the woman I love!

This is Super Barbie!

I got this from an Foreign language teacher

while studying abroad

Not only is she virtuous

she's also dignified and lovable

I can't believe that a doll could charm the kids like that

Not just the kids. The adults, too

Look at that pervert!

This is the preliminary match of the Emperor's Cup

The Buccaneers versus...

The MotleyCrew!

Athletes, enter!

Prime Minister Qin

Why do these players look so odd?

People who are willing to work for the government all look like that

You should've married your sister off to Leopard Khan!

Watch the game!

I know Changping will find the eight sect leaders!

The public funds you siphoned

have been mysteriously taken care of!

I hope you're satisfied with my service

Hey! Lock the safe!

Yes, sir!

Put your back into it, or I'm replacing you!

Mao Cilang!

My husband is neglecting me for that Barbie

and he stays out all day!

Mao Cilang! I'll kill you!

Your husband's love for Barbie has nothing to do with me!

It's a matter of taste. if he won't change, then you have to change!

Right?

Change?

You want me to be a Barbie?

Barbie

What's wrong with that?

Let go!

Let go!

Are you messing with me?

You're a woman, too Say something

Talk is cheap

I'd castrate him!

Alright, alright. Don't cry

Don't be so pessimistic!

Look at me. Look at me

Gimme that

You cried so hard

If your husband likes to visit courtesans

then why don't you find out what's good about them and learn it?

How do I learn it?

The most famous southern courtesans are multi-talented

What are your talents?

I can kill and pillage!

Let's face it

substance is not something you can pick up overnight

That's OK. We can fix the exteriors first

What exteriors?

You can shave

I don't have facial hair

Oh!

Damn your sister!

Your Highness!

You're a woman. Give her a demonstration!

Sure!

You get it now?

I got it!

I didn't know a woman can be so disgusting. I can't stand it!

Why are you standing there?

Yes, sir!

I love fierce women like you

You twisted trait...

A token of apology

Two keys. One for the cell

and one for the stable

I'm not a traitor

I was undercover

I taught the kids how to draw

so I could dupe them into drawing a map for our escape

Your Highness

are you touched by my brilliance?

You're nuts!

I'm saving myself for my husband!

That's right, I will be your husband!

Don't believe me?

There's one way to tell

Take your hair and my hair, then throw them both into the air

If they naturally curl up together

then we're destined to be married

Here's a gift for our love!

Mao Cilang is here!

Master Mao, you're here

What the hell are you doing?!

Back off!

Master Mao, my wife has been possessed by a ghost!

Is that so?

Hey, Sun!

Your wife isn't possessed by a ghost

She's been possessed by a demon!

Go away!

I think she's really been possessed by a demon

We were at it for four hours

I used 81 positions

and she's still not satisfied!

Didn't it feel great?

It did

Didn't you save a lot of money by not going to the massage parlor?

I did

Where will you spend all that money you've saved?

Buy more Barbies

Huh?

Where else?

On land!

You should invest your money in real estate

Develop your first plot of land!

Oh. Got it!

Thanks!

I'll go buy one right now!

Your Highness?

Your Highness?

Your Highness?

Save your breath!

I let her go

Why?

Why did you let her go?

You know, she's better at selling than a salesman!

What do you want?

I want to negotiate on behalf of my brother

We've already made an agreement with Prime Minister Qin

We're making 200 stones of rice out of this deal

We've already eaten the 100 stones we got up front

We're indebted to Qin

There's nothing to negotiate!

Really?

Haven't you considered that the rice belonged to you in the first place?

If he hadn't been oppressing the people

by raising taxes and ripping off their hard-earned money

would you still have such a tough life today?

He's taken 10,000 stones of rice from you

and you're only getting 200 back

Does he really deserve your likes?

Qin has pushed us to the edge

The Manchis are at our doorstep

Why do we fight each other

when we should be united against our invaders?

Help us with this match

Punish the wicked

and bring back the rule of law

so you save yourself

and give our people a future!

What... what future?

I'll ask His Majesty to pardon you

We'll help everyone here

This mountain will become an urban renewal district

We'll build affordable housing and education infrastructures

Your children's chances of acing the high school exams

and getting a great education

are entirely up to you!

The real estate pitch again!

The antidote

Go save the Abbess

A pass to the Emperor's Cup finals

Qin has already paid off the other teams

so that we can assassinate the Emperor on the day of the match

Why didn't you just give it to the princess?

She doesn't want to see the eight sect leaders

Thank you for your kindness, Song

As a token of my appreciation

take this pair of briefs

It's been on me for years

and it holds a lot of precious memories

It's yours now

Think of me when you see these briefs

Thank you so much!

Anyone who's seen a wuxia film would know

that martial arts warriors only have one set of clothes

Thanks to your generosity

I can finally have a change of clothes!

This does wonders for my hygiene!

But...

I wonder if the size will fit me...

One size fits all

Thanks so much!

It's getting late. I'll take my leave

Master Mao

Go after the princess

How can I catch up? She's been gone for so long

I sent her to a much longer path. You'll have no problem catching up

Why did you do that?

Remember she said that she didn't want to see the sect leaders?

My woman's intuition tells me

that she just doesn't want to see you

Me?

Hey! Need a light?

Hey! We agreed on escaping tomorrow

Why are you running tonight?

Why are you running from me?

Huh? You...

did our hair really curl up?

Seems like we're destined to be together

No way!

Your Highness!

Your Highness!

Your Highness!

Do you need to pee?

You're in over your head now

She suddenly went from rough to ladylike. You've hit the jackpot

Hey! We have to find the eight sect leaders!

ChapterThree The KingdomofXianglong VS The Super Eagles

Big news, Your Majesty!

Her Highness has returned with the eight sect masters!

Didn't you say that you have our criminal records?

When are you returning those to us?

Hey... l got it!

Your Majesty, I've developed a new miracle drug called Powerful

Would Your Majesty like to try it?

Please don't. Fake drugs are dangerous

You should learn zhenqi meditation. No additives

no side effects

Good for three months!

I'm so relieved to have the eight sect leaders here!

Lang, the palace has snacks that you can't buy out there...

Thanks!

Your Highness, the palace has snacks that you can't buy out there...

I know. I'm tired of eating them!

Then I'll eat them!

Don't keep it all to yourself

you have to take care of the little ones...

Sis, the palace has snacks that you can't buyout there...

First of all, I'm not little!

Besides, I'm the one who takes care of Lang!

Second, there are snacks out there that you can't eat in here

I'll buy you some if you can ever get out!

Third, onlyCilang can call me sis!

Excuse me

Lang, come with me!

Excuse me

What are you doing?

What is it?!

I don't think you're just using the princess to revive the Mount Mao Sect

You really want to be her husband!

Aren't those the same thing?

Marrying her is to revive the Mount Mao Sect!

Wait... we have an agreement

She's the official wife

and you're the unofficial You liar

Spare me. Your eyes betray your words!

Ever since I joined the Mount Mao Sect at six years old

I've been studying the expressions on your eyes

Until now

your eyes have a total of 37 expressions

The ones you often use on me are number 25: being shady

Number 22: Lying

Number 19: Stubborn

And number 15: resignation

When you were offering food to the princess

I noticed a 38th expression

an expression that I've never seen before

Tell me! What did you two do on Mount Phoenix?!

What did she say to you?

What are you thinking about now?

What are you saying?

I have no idea what you're talking about!

You're sick!

You think I want to do this?

I'm sacrificing myself for the good of our sect

Put that away!

Cilang

you're lying again

Your eyes tell me

that you've really fallen for that woman

I usually play dumb

because I know you like it

But do you really think I'm so dumb

that I can't tell between real and fake feelings?

Mao Cilang, Her Highness is looking for you

she has a task for you

OK

I'll be right back

That's really too bad!

Who the hell is it?

It's not my business

but I'm reminded of my late son

He was also used by the princess, like Cilang

In the end...

What happened in the end?

Well, I'll put it this way

Why would a princess fall for a Taoist priest from Mount Mao?

She wants him and the eight sect leaders to lose to the Eagle Claws

and die on the field!

What good does that do her?

When I told His Majesty that his sister is conspiring with the invaders

he suspected me just as you are now

He would never believe that his sister is selling out our people

Hmph. She's a disgrace

Uncle

It's OK

I'm glad

that you call me uncle

When you entered the palace, I saw you as family

Uncle

how can we save Lang and the eight sect leaders?

They won't die if they don't play the match, right?

Congratulations, Your Highness

We'll take our leave

Your Highness!

Did you want to see me?

What's wrong?

His Majesty...

asked me about my marriage today...

Lang!

We can't speak openly here

Meet me tonight at the pavilion!

Ha, she dashes away when she sees me. Like a mistress

running away when the wife shows up!

You should've come a little later

She's talking to me about marriage

Really?

Lang, I was actually just testing you

I was worried that you're really in love with the princess

Also, I spent all night catching the fireflies in this box

Give it to the princess tonight

Open it in front of her!

If you propose then, she'll definitely say yes

Then the revival of Mount Mao is within our reach!

What a plan, sis!

Wait! There's more!

Take this pair of insoles

I hope you guys win!

You're so considerate. I'm touched!

You're welcome

I gave them

to the eight sect leaders, too!

Mao Cilang...

Mao Cilang...

Your Highness...

Aren't we here to talk about marriage?

Why do we have to sneak around?

I'm a princess

my brother will never let me marry a civilian

The marriages of princes and princesses have always been political!

Are you planning to break with tradition, Your Highness?

That moment, I thought that the princess have completely fallen for me

but I didn't expect the next plot twist!

Don't believe him!

His stupid theory about the hair curling together...

I heard that when I was 15 years old!

What?

Don't listen to her!

Enough already. You said that by getting close to the princess

you'll revive the Mount Mao Sect

and become wealthy, right?

I didn't say that!

Stop it, Ling...

Changping

Are you alright?

I'm fine, Your Majesty?

Your Highness

there's been a robbery in the palace

What's that in your arms?

Fireflies

I caught them for Her Highness!

To prove your innocence

open that box in front of everyone right now!

Sure...

Ling!

Explain this to Her Highness!

What's there to explain?

Didn't you just do that?

I swear

my feelings for you are true!

That's right

he said that he'd marry you

He's even drafted a prenup!

You...

It's not what you think...

That's enough!

Changping...

This man has made the princess upset. Execute him...

Yes, Your Majesty

Changping!

Don't worry, Lang

The Prime Minister isn't going to execute you

He came up with the fireflies idea

What?

Prime Minister! The eight sect leaders have been poisoned!

What's wrong, Abbot?

Ling put poison in the insoles!

Look at what's happened to everyone!

Lang is also wearing the insoles

Why would I poison him?

See? It's not poisoned

Maybe you are trying to help Cilang

become the top of the nine sects!

What are you talking about, uncle?

You gave me the insoles

You told me to do this!

My dear

why would I do that?

The sect leaders are the kingdom's only chance of beating the Eagle Claws

Why would I hurt them?!

I can't believe that a young person like you could be so vile!

Ow!

Don't worry, masters

I will get the best doctors to cure you

so that you can play tomorrow!

Listen up!

Put them in prison right now!

Don't worry

I'm here

Your Majesty, the physicians say the masters only have 20% of their powers

and the poison will reach their heart if they use it

Looks like the match has to be...

The physicians say that they've never encountered this poison before

Am I to be responsible for the fall of our kingdom?

Your Majesty, we can put out recruitment notices online

and form a new team

It's too late!

Your Majesty, I need to talk to you!

Changping!

I have a solution

For our nation and our people

I've decided to marry the foreigner!

You mean, you'll marryLeopard Khan?

No, I mean you will!

Me?

Of course it's me, you fool!

That music sounds familiar!

Where have I heard it before?

Of course you have. It's for wedding ceremonies!

Come here! Come here!

Today it's Her Highness' wedding

The Khan is passing out gifts to everyone...

Is she...

For the people of the kingdomofXiangyun

may our ancestors help us beat the Eagle Claws!

Even if the poison reach our hearts, I would die willingly!

This is the way of a true martial artist!

Cheers!

Can you see anything?

I can see it

I can see the sedan!

Call to her!

How? She's too faraway!

Do you have a rock up there?

Throw it at the sedan to get her attention!

Stop it already

How can we find a rock in here?

I got a way. Here!

Reflect the sunlight off this to get her attention!

Can she see it?

Is it working?

Has she responded?

I got it!

Lang, I've discovered the secrets of the Mount Mao cloud atlas

Ling

are you on wires?

The Mount Mao power has called on the gods to possess my body

I'll teach you later

Who the hell is that?

Lang has unlocked the cloud atlas

Go back and help him and the sect leaders defeat the Eagle Claws!

What are you doing?

Were you on wires?

Move it! Still talking about wires...

Don't go, you two!

Changping

you were the one who wanted this cuju match

and save Xiangyun from evil

You started all of this

and now you're the first to run away at the sight of trouble?

Are you qualified to be a princess?

Are you qualified to love Cilang?

I wrongly trusted Qin and got Cilang in trouble

He showed you the prenup that I forced Cilang to sign

but you believed him so easily

Do you deserve Cilang's love?

Shut your mouth!

I've heard enough!

I'm telling you to go back

because I know that he'll be happier with you

I'm letting him go because

I love him more than you love him!

Come on!

That's enough. Stop vomiting!

Leopard Khan! Leopard Khan!

Defeat the Manchis! Long live the Emperor!

Leopard Khan! Leopard Khan!

Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!

I hereby proclaim...

the start of the match!

It's coming too fast! I'll block!

Don't use your power, Lamp!

Don't use your power, Guoqiang!

Sanfeng, the poison will go to your heart if you use your power!

Sanfeng!

Lamp!

Before I die, I have a question for you

Huh?

Go ahead!

Who do you love the most?

It's...

you!

Miejue...

Wait!

How are the eight sect masters?

Five of them are seriously hurt

The other three are struggling out there!

What's his pulse?

38?

Blood pressure?

177 over 40

What about intracranial and intra-abdominal pressure?

L... haven't checked

You haven't checked?

Get a bamboo tube and put him on an lVdripfirst

His blood vessel is drying up

Type O blood!

What do we do?

Transfusion. Right now!

You...

Ahh!!

Type B. Not compatible!

Not compatible?!

Then why did you cut me?

I think you should check before you cut...

Congratulations

we have a match!

Come!

Get MasterGuo here for a blood transfusion!

Me again? Why?

Wait!

Don't you have to make sure our blood types match?

Don't worry!

You're type O. You're compatible with everyone!

What about me?

Suck it back in. Don't waste it

Not a single drop!

Who else needs a transfusion!

Yi Feilun! Yi Feilun!

Put him down. I'll take this!

Mount Mao CPR!

Keep him under observation!

Who groped me?! Who groped me?!

Can they still be saved?

In their condition, only the gods can save them!

That's right! I'll go get the gods to save them!

Then we'll have a fighting chance!

Your Majesty

The eight sect leaders are all down

Accept your defeat!

Minister Liu!

Minister Liu!

Minister Liu! Minister Liu!

You're all trash. Who else has the guts to come up?!

Me!

Action beam!

General Xu!

Leopard Khan! Leopard Khan!

Anyone else left in this kingdom?

What's that sound?

It's the sound of the people!

We're ready to fight! We're not afraid!

We'll defend Xiangyun with our lives!

Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!

Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!

We'll come together

and build a human wall to block the goal

The ball won't be able to go in!

Good!

I'm indebted to you all...

Long live the kingdom ofXiangyun!

Your Majesty!

Leopard Khan!

I'm here, too

Stand up straight!

You animals!

Why are you upside down?

What are you doing up there?

I came from heaven

I'm not used to gravity yet

Are you all changed? Come down already!

(Transvestism)

Who are they

The Eight immortals!

No!

This is the highest level of Mount Mao's power

Avatar of the gods!

Now the game begins!

This is great!

Since we're possessed by the gods, we're invincible now!

You guys better watch out!

Hyah!

My kick!

Awesome!

It's our turn now. Block this!

This is great!

Ladies and gentlemen

our most powerful move!

The upgraded Flaming Palms!

Go!

Another day, another month, another year

Working hard to move forward

All we wish is smooth sailing ahead

and live our days in bliss

In every home, every village, every province

everyone is working together to build a home

Wanna out jump me?

Out jump this!

I hate people who out jump me!

Try jumping now!

Where's your flaming palm now?

It's extinguished now

You couldn't learn a proper weapon? A hammer?

It's hammer time!

Get him!

Don't hit me!

I am the Sword Master

If you can escape this, you can have your underwear back!

A hickey hurts less than getting your blood sucked!

Ah!! No!

She's a girl. Don't hit her face

Exactly!

Didn't anyone teach you manners?!

Let me go. Haven't I already stopped vomiting?

What's wrong with her? Prime Minister!

China's first man-made satellite, thank you!

We hope Xiangyun and its people can forever live in peace

Goodbye!

You idiot! I'll kill you!

I know what to do. Knife!

Come with me!

What are you doing?!

Let His Majesty go!

Stay away, or I'll kill him!

Let's see how you'll save him now!

Don't worry, Khan, with him in our hands

we'll definitely...

You disloyal bunch!

They've abandoned me!

I'm taking you down with me!

What kind of knife is this?

Who made it? You fool!

You dummy! That's a gift for my love!

I understand now, Lang

We're too much like siblings to be lovers

I already have someone else in mind

Who is he?

I could tell he had his eyes on me the minute

That person is... him!

She's so bad!

Your Majesty!

Shush!

One bow for your ancestors...

one bow for the people...

one bow to each other...

Now, this is a surprise ending!

Now we're closer than ever...

You're so bad!

What kind of relationship do these four have?

Don't think too much of these silly stories

Aren't they just made for laughs?

We're in trouble, Your Majesty!

What's wrong!

A ginseng-growing country in the west is using sports

They've sent a letter of challenge to us!

I'm not afraid. We have the nine martial arts sects

But they're not playing cuju this time!

What do they play?

N.B.A.!!

Your Majesty!

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