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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,731 THE WOLF 3 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,764 WORLD ACCORDING TO THE WOLF 4 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:51,163 Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Tomek "The Wolf" Wilczynski! 5 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:02,327 Good evening, I'm Tomek Wilczynski and this is my co-host Angela! 6 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:07,726 The most overhyped day of the year! Everyone have a Happy Valentines! 7 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,164 And a close-up on Tomek... now. 8 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:20,805 Who came up with these holidays symbols? Were they high? 9 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,365 Take Easter for example. 10 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,684 A magical bunny... laying eggs... made of chocolate? 11 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,009 Valentine's Day is at least coherent. 12 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,648 Flowers, hearts, a romantic comedy at the cinema... 13 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,603 And then an awkward blow job. 14 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,367 For you, I'd skip the movie. 15 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,925 Shoot. My battery's at 5%. 16 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,607 This is pointless. Who goes on Internet dates? 17 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,771 - Normal people don't meet on the web. - So me and Bogdan, we're not normal? 18 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,251 You're an exception. 19 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,289 I want to meet someone in a normal way. 20 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,650 Put on your white turtleneck, brush your teeth, smile 21 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,410 and go meet that... what's his name? 22 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,562 Ant_Man. 23 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,449 - Yeah, but what's his name? - See? 24 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,003 - I don't even know his name. - Darling, relax. 25 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,523 It's a first date, not marriage counseling. 26 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,042 You'll get the laptop once you help your mother. 27 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,000 And remember, 28 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,403 you don't get a second shot at making the first impression. 29 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:27,002 Tomorrow you're going to help your mother at the salon and that's final! 30 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,885 She's not my mother! Stop calling her that! 31 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,771 My mother's a lawyer, not some dumb hairdresser! 32 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,001 She left us because of you. 33 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,043 Pardon me, darling, I'm on the phone. 34 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,851 I hate you both! 35 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,442 I'll call you later, ok? 36 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,846 It's only temporary. She'll probably be fired within a week, as usual. 37 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,051 What did you say? 38 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,126 Now that was not funny. 39 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,246 Hi, morn. 40 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,843 Here are your groceries and mail. 41 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:17,049 Happy Valentine's Day. 42 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,409 What's there to be happy about? 43 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,401 Yeah, right. 44 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,609 - Bye, morn. I'm off. - Where to? In the middle of the night? 45 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,167 - It's 9 p.m. I'm seeing someone. - Whom? 46 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,849 I have a right to know who you're meeting at night! 47 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,724 I'm almost thirty! 48 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,689 Good evening. 49 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,766 - How can I help you? - I have a reservation for two. 50 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,325 Name, please? 51 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,966 Ant_Man. 52 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,731 No such name. 53 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,244 I'm sorry. 54 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:17,281 Do you have many reservations for 9.30PM? 55 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,091 - One. - Well, that's ours. 56 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,241 There you are. 57 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:28,846 It's Women's Day in three weeks. 70% of your audience is women. 58 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,047 Awesome 59 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,161 Got any plans? 60 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,129 So stop insulting them. 61 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,127 Not with you, asshole. 62 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,130 - Ls Beata angry? - Which Beata? 63 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,726 I'm not sure. 64 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,685 You fucked her sister. 65 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,881 See? You don't even realize... 66 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,376 Should we start you off with something to drink? 67 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,004 I'm still waiting for someone. 68 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,682 In that case I'll be waiting with bated breath. 69 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:08,444 They're women. They're mothers. Or they will be one day. 70 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:15,330 Sisters, wives, daughters, grandmothers, heads of networks, 71 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:19,611 keep ridiculing them or you'll lose your audience. 72 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,646 He's not coming. 73 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,722 OK, just figure it out. 74 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:48,767 Hi. 75 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,641 Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic. 76 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,326 These are good. 77 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,648 A little heavy on the garlic, though... 78 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,440 Ant_Man? 79 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,890 Ant_Man? 80 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,169 Your first Internet date. 81 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,642 Fifth. 82 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,803 If it was your fifth, you'd say it was your first. 83 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,967 Because after the third, you realise how embarrassing it is. 84 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,324 - It's not embarrassing. - It's not? 85 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,042 You're not embarrassed that someone stood you up on Valentine's Day? 86 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,125 Listen, Kasia. 87 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,930 Ama. 88 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,647 What do you say we go somewhere else? 89 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:31,966 Now? 90 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,567 I wanted to eat something first, but if you're this eager... 91 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,201 Funny. 92 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:38,967 But no thanks. 93 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,451 Tomek Wilczynski? 94 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,004 God, I love your show. 95 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,969 - Could I get a photo? - Sure. 96 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,404 Would you mind? 97 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,605 Come here. 98 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,691 Done. 99 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,083 If you need anything, we're over there. 100 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,964 I've got my eyes on you. 101 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,444 Work, work, work. I need a vacation. 102 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,051 What were we talking about? 103 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,849 Ok, so chicks are fawning over you. 104 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,286 I'm not. 105 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,120 And my guy's just a bit late. Something probably came up. 106 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,163 You'd rather talk first? Okay. 107 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,331 So what do you do, Ann'? 108 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,682 - I teach. - Seriously? Teach what? 109 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,924 Music. 110 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,011 - At the conservatory? - No. At school. 111 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,570 Elementary. 112 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,722 Okay, it's starting to make sense now. 113 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,441 Oh yeah? 114 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,806 What is? 115 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,330 You wanted to be a musician. Maybe even a composer, or a conductor. 116 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,841 You dreamed of conducting the Berlin Philharmonic, 117 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,526 with the German Chancellor in the first row. 118 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,961 But it didn't work out. 119 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,447 You ended up in school. Hating it. 120 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,246 What musician would want to teach some tone-deaf brats? 121 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,846 Banged-up instruments, stuffy classrooms... 122 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,810 - Besides, you're what, 30? - 27. 123 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,327 Exactly! 37, with all these kids around, and none of them yours. 124 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,402 Why? Because you have no kids. 125 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,369 Why? Well, who would you have them with? 126 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,728 At work you're surrounded by other frustrated losers. 127 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:20,050 Your clock is ticking, you try to keep your head up, but you're terrified 128 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,449 that no one will ever love you 129 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,007 and you're destined to grow old and die alone. 130 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,042 No, I need to change something. 131 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,162 So you go on an Internet date. 132 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,127 Because being alone on Valentines - pathetic. 133 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,047 And you know what? 134 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,810 That guy actually did come here. 135 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,727 Walked in that door, saw you, 136 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,844 sensed your desperation and figured... 137 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,885 he'd get more action at home with a 6-pack and a good internet connection. 138 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,408 Well? Did I get it right? 139 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,763 So, off we go? 140 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,170 - Listen, asshole. - Tomek. 141 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,762 You don't get shit. You're like this to me. 142 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,376 The only big thing about you is your ego. 143 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,370 Men used to have honor, principles, they conquered the world for women 144 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,804 they were chivalrous, like knights on white horses. 145 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,163 But what would you know about that? All you know are stupid lines like: 146 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:28,282 “Hey, I'm a celebrity, let's do a selfie and go to my place, cause I'm awesome!” 147 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,922 I'd rather die alone than go home with a creep like you. 148 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,170 Miss... 149 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,121 - Miss Ania! - Yes? 150 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,366 Look. 151 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,928 Let's imagine it's our G. 152 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:14,761 Hey- 153 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,850 That's all for today. You did great. 154 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,286 Wonderful. 155 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,564 - Hello, principal. - Hello, Ela. 156 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,447 - Making progress, isn't she. - We'd make more with a working piano. 157 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,206 Sure, that's the first thing I'll get when I win the lottery. 158 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,282 That's not why I'm here. 159 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,042 You're going to have to rehearse in the gymnasium. 160 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:43,803 - Work it out with the new PE teacher. - You promised me a new room. 161 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,929 How am I supposed to prepare the concert there? 162 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,966 I don't have a new room, and I need this one. 163 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,762 Besides, do you know how much it costs to support your music program? 164 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,522 - It costs a lot. - I know. 165 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,091 Could we at least just fix the piano? 166 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,567 I already told you we do not have the budget. 167 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:08,006 I'd gladly buy you one myself, if I could. 168 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,009 But I can't. Get it? 169 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,886 I don't have any money. 170 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,447 Not a dime. 171 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,007 What I do have is a wife, and a daughter. 172 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:24,326 One is glued to the Internet, taking selfies all day, 173 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,609 and the other can't hold down a job for a month 174 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,887 because she thinks she's an artist! 175 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,963 A fucking artist! 176 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,084 And she thinks it's some incredible work of art she's creating 177 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,847 when it's really just a goddamn haircut! 178 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,002 - Bogdan... - What?! 179 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,245 I'm sorry. 180 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,921 Mr. Malinowski, Miss Kwiatkowska. Get acquainted, I'm off. 181 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,966 Good day. 182 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,407 - Is he always like this? - Problems at home. 183 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,922 - Piotr. - Ania. 184 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,646 Nice one. 185 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,521 I used to have a band, I wanted to earn my living that way. 186 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,006 - Life had other plans. - You played the bass? 187 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,721 - The saxophone. - But that's a bass clef. 188 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,969 Yeah, I realised the next morning. 189 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:30,364 - So how do we deal with the gymnasium? - We'll work something out. 190 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:38,604 So you got stood up by some Ant_Man, propositioned by the sexiest guy on TV, 191 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:43,083 and made a complete ass out of yourself all in the same night? Impressive. 192 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,244 - Could you tone it down a bit? - Yes, of course, pardon me. 193 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,171 Is he as... sit still... as cute in person as he is on TV? 194 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,242 I'd totally bang him! 195 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,442 - Pardon me? - Grab the broom, Zoska. 196 00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:01,441 - He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. - You haven't met my boss then. 197 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,049 Now toss your head back... 198 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,642 look at this volume. 199 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,082 And voila! 200 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,285 - The new, incredible you. - Beautiful. 201 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,045 What's this?! 202 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,402 Well, the new incredible you? 203 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,401 Where is my long black hair? 204 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,851 In the trash? 205 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:31,527 You really look much better now. Brighter, younger, even thinner... 206 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:39,560 Miss... I asked you to just trim my split ends and refresh my color. 207 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:44,641 Yes, and I refreshed that black. Now it's a fresh, modern auburn. 208 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,166 I didn't ask for a fresh, modern auburn. 209 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,961 I told you no one wears their hair like that anymore! It's out of style! 210 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,248 Excuse me? What do you mean: out of style?! 211 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,282 She wanted to say that you now have a future look. 212 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,885 I didn't want that! 213 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,642 I thought you liked the future, your last hairdo was from Planet of the Apes! 214 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:09,804 Amateurs! You don't deserve me! 215 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,769 Fired me after three days? 216 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,169 I'm the best damn hairdresser they ever had! 217 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,562 - I know, amateurs. - Help us, Zosia. 218 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,162 What now? Bogdan will kill me when he finds out. 219 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,926 And he probably will. 220 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,722 - I won't say a thing. - And what will I do tomorrow? 221 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,691 I'll leave you my keys under the doormat. 222 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,963 Really? You're a lifesaver. 223 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,446 WORLD ACCORDING TO THE WOLF 224 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,726 Out of all the orgasms I had recently, 225 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,570 the biggest one came today when I saw the calendar. 226 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,451 International Women's Day! 227 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,161 Modern world's greatest achievement. 228 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,090 Congratulations! 229 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,811 Asshole. 230 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,810 Women have everything. 231 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:06,284 They're strong! Ambitious! Unhappy and obviously single! 232 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,890 I'm terribly sorry. I can explain. 233 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,920 Too late. 234 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:13,728 unhappy women scare men away! 235 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,728 I recently met an interesting example of the modern woman 236 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:23,801 on her first Internet date in her natural habitat - the singles bar. 237 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,445 Meet Hania! 238 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:32,451 You broke the record by waiting for 2 hours, here's your diploma. 239 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,521 No, thank you. I'm still waiting for someone. 240 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,729 Yes, but do they know you are? 241 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,085 Let me help you. What will you have? 242 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,163 A knight conquering the world for women. 243 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,807 - Are you watching this? - He can't do that! 244 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,801 - Well, he actually can... - He can't abuse people like that! 245 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,889 And he has a white horse... 246 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,041 - Jesus. A white horse? - Well... yeah, a white horse... 247 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,761 Now... this is embarrassing. 248 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,976 Pardon me, that dish is not on the menu. 249 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,447 May I suggest a businessman with no time for his family, 250 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,645 an artist without a horse or a penny 251 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,610 or a smoking hot beefcake with a horse's brains. 252 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,563 - Which one do you choose? - None of them! 253 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,246 We didn't fight for equal rights just so... 254 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:21,002 - I'm not like that at all. - Well... you kind of are. 255 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,128 What do I do? Everyone will laugh at me. 256 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,802 Relax, no one will recognize you. 257 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,049 Then... I don't know who would be right. 258 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,364 I told you, you look great in that turtleneck. 259 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,725 Excuse me a moment. 260 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,765 - Hi, Ania - Hi. 261 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:02,169 - So, about that gymnasium... - What were you guys talking about? 262 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,010 The Wolf's show. 263 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,841 - Really. You watch that show as well? - Sometimes. 264 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,282 Yesterday he had this funny puppet, 265 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:16,689 this helpless, bespectacled... pathetic... 266 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,411 Why pathetic? Maybe she just had principles? 267 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,451 So you watched it too? 268 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,530 A bit. You can't fault a puppet for having standards. 269 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,442 But she talked like my grandmother. 270 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,565 Maybe your grandma is smart! Too bad men today aren't more like our grandfathers! 271 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,251 But my grandfather was an asshole. 272 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,922 - Marcel, relax. - We're gonna get cancelled! 273 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,202 Trust me, women love being insulted. 274 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,362 - Not this woman. - Which woman? 275 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,968 The independent, consciously childless, 276 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,927 professionally fulfilled, 59-year-old feminist icon who heads our network. 277 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:03,000 - Is the icon in? - Yes, she is... she's with someone now. 278 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,361 We'll wait. 279 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,890 I warned you to tone it down. 280 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,570 I'm not being paid to tone it down. 281 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,804 Besides, it was so funny I was still laughing when I got home. 282 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,527 You and your Neanderthal followers. She'll fire us, you'll see. 283 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,882 Thank you very much, that's fantastic news! 284 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:22,329 Have fun doing your shit TV! 285 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,211 Fucking puppets! 286 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,601 Good bye! 287 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,204 Bring them in, please. 288 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,209 Of course. 289 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,249 The Director will see you now. 290 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,602 - Maybe we should wait a bit... - Come on. 291 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,162 Let me read you something: 292 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:03,970 “Your network has reached a new low. 293 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:10,050 Wilczynski is a sexist and a chauvinist pig. 294 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:17,087 I hope you cancel his pathetic show." 295 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,928 - First, let me start by saying... - We received two thousand e-mails 296 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,930 and got five thousand comments on our profile. 297 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,007 Please don't pull the show. 298 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:41,048 I've decided to move you to Prime Time. On the main network, instead of Rafal. 299 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,288 Of course you'll need to make some changes. 300 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,527 Bigger budgets mean more responsibility. 301 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,202 Aneta, ask Jacek in. 302 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:56,251 I hope you understand. We need a producer at the helm with some real experience. 303 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,402 But I am the producer... 304 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,641 Hello, Tomek. It's a pleasure. 305 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,689 - Hello, Marcin. - Marcel. 306 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,330 And of course you need to give people what they want, what they like. 307 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,207 We actually have some great ideas... 308 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:20,765 Hania, and the things you said about love and romanticism, that was a hit! 309 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,251 That's what we're after. 310 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:28,084 Yeah, but it was more of a one-off thing, she's too boring... 311 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,243 Tomek... 312 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,290 you'll think of something, you're creative. 313 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,565 Sure thing. 314 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,811 Step it up now! Good! 315 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,167 What are they doing here? 316 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,123 Look at that four-eyed one. 317 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,649 - Enough! What was that?! - Everything ok? 318 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,249 PE is over, hit the locker room! 319 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,648 You're staying here. Five push-ups. 320 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,684 We're okay. 321 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,610 Stand up, please. 322 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,121 Great. 323 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,969 Yes, mom. I'll be there in an hour. 324 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,610 I know. I was at work. Bye. 325 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,126 Hey, Ania. 326 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,691 You really are a music teacher. How quaint. 327 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,922 - Get lost. - Wait up, I need to talk to you. 328 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,327 I don't have time. Not for you! 329 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,328 - You made me a laughing stock! - I did? Come on. 330 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,400 You know what they're calling me? Pathetic. 331 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,683 I'm not pathetic. Emphatic maybe, but not pathetic! 332 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,411 I never said you were. Of course you're not. 333 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,920 Could we... 334 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,442 Will you roll down the window? 335 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,290 I know you can still hear me. 336 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,925 You know what's pathetic? That you actually listen to that crap. 337 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,923 You're a role model to kids... 338 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,002 It's not mine, it's the radio. 339 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,802 You don't want to talk? Fine, I'll wait right here. 340 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,520 Shit! 341 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,721 - Are you okay? Should I call a doctor? - A bartender. 342 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,451 Shut up. 343 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,242 You could've killed me. 344 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,405 Listen, 345 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,882 I wanted to apologize. 346 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,603 I don't know why you're so pissed, the show was a hit. 347 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:24,403 And I thought that maybe we could... 348 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,245 I'm still waiting for that apology. 349 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,924 - Haven't I apologized? - No. 350 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,164 You said you wanted to, but never did. 351 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:37,968 Then I am sorry. And I think we should continue our co-operation. 352 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,882 The plan is you go on dates, 353 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,724 then tell me about them, 354 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,771 and we use that for my skits. 355 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,160 Simple, right? 356 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,167 Let me get this straight. 357 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,844 So I go on dates... 358 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,768 Then I tell you about them. Whom I met, where we went... 359 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,720 And then you turn me into an idiot on national TV? 360 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,845 What? Please. That's not what my show is about... 361 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,408 Listen, we have quite a budget, you wouldn't be working for free. 362 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,522 You want to buy me?! Like some whore... 363 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,289 Did I say that? 364 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,963 Jesus, talking to you is like reading Tolstoy. 365 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,287 - Dude... - Tomek. 366 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,251 Tomek. 367 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:42,327 There's absolutely nothing you could offer to convince me. 368 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,085 - Seriously? - Seriously. 369 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,322 That's a real pity. 370 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,527 Marcel, the piano didn't work out, send it back. 371 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,570 Yes, I know it's Steinway. 372 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:06,888 Yes, I tried. I know, those poor kids... 373 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,530 How did you know? 374 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,122 I did my homework. 375 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,121 Actually, Marcel did. 376 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,882 He's been doing it since high school. 377 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,690 Ok, so how does this work? 378 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,444 You stay with us for the whole season. 379 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,650 If you back out - no piano. 380 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,922 And if I fall in love? 381 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,642 If you fall in love, the piano is yours, 382 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,964 and you can leave whenever you want. 383 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,122 But I could always lie to you. 384 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,722 Just say that I fell in love. 385 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,923 Then I guess I'll have to trust you. 386 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,893 What is it? 387 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,835 Some dating app. He said it would be easy. 388 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,769 - Try clicking this. - I can't. 389 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,006 Dinosaurs. 390 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,763 It's only the hottest dating app around. 391 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,761 I hope you're not using it? 392 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:15,171 Of course not. All I do is watch cartoons, I don't even know what a penis is. 393 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,810 Very funny. 394 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,009 Better show us how it works. 395 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,084 This is an app for searching people. 396 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,282 Here's a list of who “liked” you. 397 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,769 A list of who you “liked”. This is the chat. 398 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,442 Swipe right to “like”, 399 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,682 swipe left to... well... not. 400 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,960 That's it. 401 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,565 - That's it? - That's it. 402 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,845 So you click here... And there. Oh, look, he has a doggy. 403 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,371 No. Move on. 404 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:55,206 - This one's cute. - Are you crazy? He looks like a rapist. 405 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,650 - Move on. - This one looks nice. 406 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,005 Book publisher... Who buys books anymore? Move on. 407 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,886 - Maybe this one... or that one. - Wait, go back. 408 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,086 Oh no. 409 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,962 Sexy Dad_107? 410 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,685 Give me that. 411 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,640 It's Bogdan. 412 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,127 Oh God, I knew it. He's always coming home late. 413 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,525 - He's searching for a younger one! - I'm sure that's just a mix up. 414 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,164 Are we playing retards now? 415 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,326 Ok, so help me pick one. This one? 416 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,927 Yeah, he's great. We have to go. 417 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,402 What? Wait... 418 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,410 Promise me something. Look at me! 419 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,762 Promise me you won't do anything stupid. 420 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,924 I promise. 421 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,643 Zosia... You know, I need to help Ania find the right guy. 422 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,727 Could you set up a profile for me? 423 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,202 Like... a real one, under your name? 424 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:28,810 No, make up a fake name! Krystyna, Halina, something. 425 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,291 Krystyna? Halina? 426 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,401 In 21st century? You need something modern, like... 427 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,445 FlirtyGirl. 428 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,091 FlirtyGirl. Great. 429 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,164 FlirtyGirl_22. 430 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,322 Or maybe... 46. 431 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,530 I said 22. 432 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,241 Okay, calm down... 433 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,402 Mikolaj invites to his planet. Accept? 434 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,926 Together on the same planet. 435 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,442 What can I get you? 436 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,409 I'm waiting for someone. 437 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,806 Ania? 438 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,322 Mikolaj? 439 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,171 Yes. How are you doing? 440 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,004 I'm... very surprised, actually. 441 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,165 - Why? - You're here. On time. And handsome. 442 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,685 Did I say that out loud? 443 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,525 Say what out loud? 444 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,729 You're funny! 445 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,409 We talked, had a good time. 446 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,890 We had a drink, 447 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,771 and it was very nice. 448 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,250 And then what? 449 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,280 Nothing. 450 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,406 Each of us went home. 451 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:52,009 Wow. Great! Viewers will drop dead from excitement! 452 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,082 Great idea, Marcel! 453 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,920 Ania, we really need you to be open with us... 454 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,726 - I'm off to hang myself. - Wait, wait. 455 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,450 Well, OK. 456 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,682 - Two vodkas. - No, thank you. 457 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,243 Just the two vodkas then. 458 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,691 Sure you don't want anything? 459 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,682 Maybe a glass of water. 460 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,684 He was nice. 461 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,565 And sweet. 462 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,364 But a little nervous. 463 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,005 Much better now. 464 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,203 Your profile said you publish books. 465 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,204 - That's great, I love reading. - Blah, that's boring. 466 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,967 What I really love is football. Two more vodkas. 467 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,691 Make them double. 468 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,045 Do you like football? 469 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,042 - Well, I guess.... - Great! 470 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,851 He kept ordering vodkas until he had a full football team, 471 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,844 so he could explain how offside works. 472 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,647 Here are the strikers, here's the ball... 473 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,929 So when they pass here... 474 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,330 It's the salmon! Avoid the salmon! 475 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,406 I'm sorry, but it's our first date. 476 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:37,806 Aya ya yay, that poor little Hania 477 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,163 So young and so pretty Her dates are so shitty 478 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,130 You feel like throwing up! 479 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,363 That's all for today, ladies and gentlemen. 480 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,123 It was an absolute pleasure for me. 481 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,320 See you next week! 482 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,528 And a double Absolute for me! 483 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,569 - Would you like anything else? - Two more doubles. On the lady! 484 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,684 So you're a publisher. Are you familiar with "Faust"? 485 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,561 Familiar? I've got two of them floating in my toilet at home! 486 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,249 Waiter, more double vodkas! I need to chase the single ones. 487 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,605 Hey, hot stuff. 488 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,282 Hey... handsome... 489 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,684 Wanna meet up? 490 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:43,442 How about some sexy pics first? 491 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,600 Son of a bitch. 492 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:08,841 Ok, that was actually kind of funny. 493 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,961 Hi. 494 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,051 - Dominik? - Kasia. 495 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,287 - Ania. - Pardons. Ania. 496 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,242 So here's the plan. We call a cab, 497 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,324 get some wine, strawberries, whatever you like... 498 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,685 and we'll go to my place... or yours? 499 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,251 But... maybe we could talk first? 500 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,601 Or something? 501 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,850 The thing is, I'm on a tight schedule. 502 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,606 But thanks. 503 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,406 Kasia? 504 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640 Dominik. 505 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,645 Here's the plan. 506 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,168 We call a cab, get some strawberries... 507 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,201 Ok. 508 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,249 Well, good evening! 509 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,090 I tell him there's no way. 510 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,242 He says he's on a tight schedule. 511 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,808 And she just left with him. Incredible. 512 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,010 They were complete strangers. 513 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,404 - "Tight schedule", nice one. - How is that funny? 514 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,770 It is. And not just to me. Come to the show tonight, and you'll see. 515 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,404 I've got this. 516 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,725 Gonna take it? 517 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,360 Or do you want to get to know him first, too? 518 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,889 I'm just wondering if it's a good idea. 519 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,806 Don't be so uptight. Come over, it's your show too. 520 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,446 - Can I bring a friend? - Sure. 521 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,965 Wilk's show at 8. Wanna go with me? 522 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,569 DEFINITELY. 523 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,845 Do you mind? 524 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,645 What's up with her? 525 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,081 You're asking me? She's your wife. 526 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,721 Download Planet Single app and find your soulmate. 527 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,201 Yeah, sure. 528 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,040 Bullshit. 529 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,206 Swipe right and join the fun. 530 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:12,244 Planet Single. End your lonely days. And nights. 531 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,725 Hey, baby. 532 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,001 When will you send me some pics? 533 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,724 Sexy Dad? 534 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,241 What the... 535 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,966 - What are you doing? - Nothing. Just got a message. 536 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,360 - Anything interesting? - Oh yes, very. 537 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,968 - So you're going out tonight? - Yes, with Ania. 538 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,651 - Great. Tell her I said “Hi”. - Don't wait up. 539 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,765 Zoska, 540 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,126 here's the thing. 541 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,842 The thing is... 542 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:37,601 So I'm supposed to do this talk with kids 543 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,931 about the dangers of Internet dating. 544 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,285 And... 545 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,843 Do you know what that Planet Single thing is? 546 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,529 Naturally. It is an established disease entity: 547 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,523 nymphomania and should be treated as such. 548 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,604 Do you treat women as well? 549 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,410 - Of course. - What's the address? 550 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,328 Dominik... where is he? 551 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,410 Why fight it? 552 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,763 Just follow your instincts. 553 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,721 Are you Kasia? Or maybe you? No, wait, not you. 554 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,085 - Leave them alone! - How about you? Kasia? 555 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,891 Don't turn away from me. 556 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,606 Give us a kiss. 557 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,609 Leave them alone, please. 558 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,370 Angela is available. 559 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,803 I'm coming, Angela! I adore her! Have you seen her tits? 560 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,127 Angela, I'm coming! 561 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,245 The DJ was our most complex puppet. 562 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,044 You already know Marcel. 563 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,447 And this is Tomek, but we call him Forty Winks. 564 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,163 - He once fell asleep during the show. - He won't let it go. 565 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,885 Hi. 566 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,204 - Looks exactly like him. - Like whom? 567 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,404 This one guy I know. 568 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,444 You know, you actually look a bit like... 569 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,726 Go get some sleep. Thanks. 570 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,048 He knows?! 571 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,403 Come on, his synapses last made contact in October. 572 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,250 Ania tells me you call yourself a hair psychologist. ls that right? 573 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:29,522 Ola and I are going to talk hair and makeup. We might be a while. 574 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,647 - Want to see something cool? - Yes. 575 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,522 You keep shoes next to the brushes? 576 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:45,167 Interesting. No one minded it so far. 577 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,282 It's terribly unhygienic. 578 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,690 What's this? 579 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,080 Public TV ordered it for some show, but figured it was too risque', so we got it. 580 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,124 Their loss, our gain. 581 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,361 Marcel? Jacek needs you. Something about the coffee machine. 582 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,522 What would they do without me? 583 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,530 Be good. 584 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,686 Enjoy. 585 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,851 I'll be down the hall. 586 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,202 Incredible. 587 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,291 You made them all yourself? 588 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,124 The first few dozen. 589 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,362 Now I have an entire team to do it for me. 590 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,721 It suits you. 591 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,844 And this was my first puppet. 592 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,044 - How long ago did you make it? - I don't remember. Simon? 593 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,004 Pardon me! 594 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,210 Tomek? Geez! 595 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,723 When I last saw you, the country was on food rations. 596 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,849 Oh, a princess. 597 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,890 At your service... 598 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,568 I get this bum started in the business. 599 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,322 And what do I get in return? A one-way ticket to storage town. 600 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,004 Sorry, he loves pulling at heartstrings. 601 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,089 How did you learn to make those voices? 602 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:50,245 I never had any friends, so I had to entertain myself. 603 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,245 And now seriously? 604 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,683 My parents were never home, 605 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,890 and my grandfather was a kids' show veteran. 606 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,601 I've been playing with puppets ever since I remember. 607 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,805 Oh, so we're sharing? 608 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,441 So how did you fall in love with music, princess? 609 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,763 Same old story; 610 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,081 my dad was a composer, when I was little he'd sit me at the piano 611 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,924 and I could bang on the keys. 612 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,849 The rest is history. 613 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,642 - I even got into a conservatory in Paris. - Really? Nice. 614 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,085 Dad even bought me a dress for my first recital. 615 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,164 And? What happened? 616 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,841 He died as I was about to leave. 617 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,002 Mom fell apart. I had to stay. 618 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,771 So stay I did. 619 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,049 Started teaching. At school. 620 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,122 Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles. 621 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,920 Sorry, I need to run. 622 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,330 I'll talk to him. 623 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,731 - Where's Marcel? - In no. 3, I think. 624 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,410 - You really think I'm uptight? - What? 625 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,602 You called me that. 626 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,922 You make it sound like an insult. 627 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:37,007 I just meant that perhaps you could be more spontaneous. 628 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,801 That heartless pervert! 629 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,971 He thinks he can find someone younger and hotter? 630 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:55,122 He had such treasure at home, that hairy lardass. 631 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,962 I could've had anyone... 632 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,609 See? Spontaneous. 633 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,370 I really am sorry. Can you forgive me? 634 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,084 Bitter-Sweet invites for a chat. Accept? 635 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,165 Ania and Bitter-Sweet are a match. 636 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,369 What are you doing? 637 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,131 Nothing. Watching TV. 638 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,768 Most people 639 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,525 would make up something fancy. 640 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,971 Ok, what are you doing then? 641 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,842 Talking to an attractive girl. 642 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,004 Does she know 643 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,611 you're also writing to me? 644 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,244 Your turn. Better to know the date 645 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,726 or the cause of your death? 646 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,165 Cause, obviously. 647 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,651 Would you rather have a 648 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,250 PAUSE or a REWIND button? 649 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:24,406 Someone already hit PAUSE in my life. 650 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,402 Meaning? 651 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,122 know, I feel stuck. 652 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,686 Do you know what I mean? 653 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,126 I do. 654 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,971 I feel I should be doing something else. 655 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,527 Like I've made a wrong turn. 656 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,001 Do you want to meet? 657 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,242 Maybe someday. 658 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,170 It's good to talk for now. 659 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:34,161 Oh, sorry. Would you like some coffee? 660 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,520 Yes. 661 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,043 What kind? Espresso, black, latte? 662 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,083 Yeah, great. 663 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,284 And... what kind do you drink? 664 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,609 Black. Sweet. Not too sweet, though. 665 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,522 So a bit bitter. 666 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,801 - Yeah, that's coffee for you. - And life, right? 667 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,204 I don't get it. 668 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,047 I mean that coffee is like life. 669 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,922 I know what you said, but I don't know what you mean. 670 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,011 That coffee, much like life, 671 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,726 can be bitter and sweet. 672 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,411 Sure. 673 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:37,245 It's cool when it's sweet, but sometimes it's bitter. 674 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,885 Bittersweet. 675 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,729 That's what I said. 676 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,526 I have a date. I need to run. 677 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,801 Olek_36 invites to his planet. Accept? 678 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,121 - Olek? - No. 679 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,530 Ania? 680 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,565 Good evening. 681 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,083 You look ravishing. 682 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,171 Should we start you off with an alcoholic beverage? 683 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,131 Excuse me! 684 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,329 - Could I see some ID? - Certainly. 685 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,364 I'm sorry, but we have a strict policy against prostitution. 686 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,361 He was this short. Like that kid. 687 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,051 You little sucker! 688 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,961 Headmaster_110 invites to his planet. 689 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,290 Hey, handsome. Want some sexy pics? 690 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,167 I'm feeling so much pressure from them? I don't know what to do. 691 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,841 Why don't you simply tell your parents you're gay? 692 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,729 What? I'm so not gay! 693 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:30,682 This game is dumb. 694 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,726 Our heroine was rejected by a beautiful man. 695 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,648 A man with shiny muscles, 696 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,083 sculpted with steel... 697 00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,964 Happy Birthday to you... 698 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,921 But it's not my birthday. 699 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,010 They serve free cake if you say it is. 700 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,127 Since I promised... 701 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,209 That bitch! 702 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,880 - What did you call my daughter? - No, I did not mean... 703 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,291 You heard right. 704 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,768 - Tell your wife to shut up. - Or what? 705 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,371 Maybe you should quit while you're ahead. 706 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,406 Jesus. I had no idea 707 00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:57,084 Internet dating was such a minefield. 708 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,769 You need to kiss a lot 709 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,564 of frogs to find a prince. Best of luck. 710 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,322 The day after tomorrow at 7pm? 711 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,645 The day after tomorrow at 7pm? 712 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,963 Yep. Rev up your engine, stud. 713 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,043 Yep. Rev up your engine, stud. 714 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,242 HOW TO GET RID OF A WICKED STEPMOTHER 715 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,282 Tune in tomorrow for more fun! 716 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,930 - I had a reservation, Malinowski. - Piotr? Hey. 717 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:42,166 Hey, Ania. Nice to see you. 718 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,724 - This is Oscar. - Piotr. 719 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,122 - Piotr who? - Ania's friend from work. 720 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,610 A friend? 721 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,689 You like my girlfriend? 722 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,171 - You'd like to screw her? - No... 723 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,971 - No? So she's ugly? - No, she's pretty... 724 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,680 So you DO want to screw her! 725 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,882 Hey, are you there? 726 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,642 Everything OK? 727 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,921 Only the days yet to come are still important. 728 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,164 The moments we're waiting for are all that matter. 729 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:56,163 Hania could succumb to female hysteria and vaginal redistinction. 730 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,449 What can we do, doctor? How can we help her? 731 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,087 In our time, when someone went mad, we just cut their head off. 732 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,684 Or we gave them opium. 733 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:09,124 Drugs are an option, but what could we give her? 734 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,569 She's so picky 735 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:17,884 that her best hope would probably be a roofie... 736 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,810 lost hope. 737 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,801 Best hope of not dying a virgin that is. 738 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,764 Can you explain how a roofie works? 739 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,163 You stood me up. I waited forever. 740 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,082 This one dulls your senses first. 741 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,324 This one? Let's try it out. 742 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,049 - Wait, that's irresponsible... - How long before it starts? 743 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,322 And I'll make it up for you 744 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,765 just as long. 745 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,802 Give me a chance? 746 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,922 - What is it? - What do you think it is? 747 00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:00,682 You should see yourself. You're glued to all those gadgets. 748 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,731 - I'm talking to someone. - Oh, that's rich. 749 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,288 That's not talking. This is talking. 750 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,286 Nowadays this is also talking. 751 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,090 - So who is he? - I don't know. 752 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,085 You don't know who you're talking to? 753 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,009 I'm trying to figure out. 754 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:23,808 Ania, he should be trying to figure you out. Not the other way around! 755 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,163 You won't find anyone of substance by chasing them. 756 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,842 Your dad never gave up on wooing me and it was the love of my life. 757 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,241 The right person is someone who will never give up on you. 758 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,084 That's who you will find happiness with, not... 759 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,044 What is this trash?! 760 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,120 Dopamine. Tomorrow 8pm. Sharp! 761 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,282 Oh my, I'm late. 762 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,851 Okay, I deserved that. 763 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,810 - Ania. - Antoni. Or Ant_Man. 764 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,126 That's cleared up then. But you're not exactly a superhero. 765 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,921 Well, if I was I couldn't tell you. 766 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:54,048 Maybe I should explain what happened that evening. 767 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:56,400 See, 768 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,326 I had my whole day planned. And then I got a call 769 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,091 from school that my daughter... 770 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,082 Yes, I have a daughter. Matylda. She's 6. 771 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,770 This is getting interesting. 772 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,130 They called saying that... That she left school and they can't find her. 773 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,804 You're quite the storyteller. 774 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,643 - You don't believe me. - No... I do. 775 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,441 I've seen some weird things lately. Go on. 776 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,721 I looked for her all over, called everyone, turned out 777 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,802 - she went to the Philharmonic. - A 6-year-old. 778 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,400 My wife used to sing in a choir before she passed. 779 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,850 Matylda hasn't been coping well with her mom's death. 780 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,602 She went to ask about her mom's next performance. 781 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:48,366 She doesn't quite understand mom isn't coming back. 782 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,124 You're not joking? 783 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,126 - I'm so sorry. - No, I am sorry. 784 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,285 A widowed father... I didn't want to drop that bombshell right away. 785 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,126 I just wanted to explain why I couldn't make our first date. 786 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,202 I didn't have your number, so I couldn't call. 787 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,650 - I'm sorry. - Come on, it's not... 788 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,406 - How is your daughter now? - Depends. 789 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,091 The thing is, no one knows how much she actually understands. 790 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,966 - So her mom sang in a choir? - Yes. 791 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:33,331 That's uncanny, because I teach music to... 792 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,170 I know, I saw it on your profile. 793 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,443 Music can help a lot. You could sign her up. 794 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,449 So, now that we've got first date superficial banter out of the way... 795 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,083 - How about... - Your favorite food. 796 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,605 Lasagne. 797 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,690 Please don't tell me it's yours too. 798 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,969 I didn't say that, because... 799 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,641 my favorite food is kebab. 800 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,931 - Excuse me. Two kebabs please. - We don't serve kebabs. 801 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,290 In that case we'll need a moment. 802 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,444 And please take these away. 803 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,891 How's life? 804 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:40,086 Hungry. I had only salad again. 805 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,202 Cooking just now. Come on over. 806 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,006 Isn't it a little late? 807 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,321 10:30pm? How old are you? 808 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,169 - How about... - Your favorite food. 809 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,682 Seriously? 810 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,242 I'll take this. 811 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,923 - Come on in. - Should I be scared? 812 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,445 Would you like a drink? 813 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,006 Thank you. 814 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,603 - Wine. - White? Red? 815 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:22,288 White... red... white... 816 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,404 Just your average bachelor's pad. 817 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,041 If you find the bathroom, let me know. 818 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,722 I haven't listened to this in years. 819 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,171 Shall we spin it? 820 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,245 There were so many days That drained our strength 821 01:00:55,560 --> 01:01:00,441 There were so many moments That left us breathless... 822 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,562 I used to play this for my parents. 823 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,604 On the piano. 824 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,527 As a child. Every Sunday. 825 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,842 I'd watch them dance. 826 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,885 Dying of boredom. 827 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,562 I was sick of this song. 828 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,725 After dad died, mom stopped listening to it. 829 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,411 And now I'd give anything to play it for them again. 830 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:34,601 - So... tell me about today. - What about it? 831 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,567 Your date with the no-show. 832 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,164 - I don't want to talk about it. - That bad? 833 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,245 That good. 834 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,401 Seriously? 835 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,924 Tell me then. 836 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,804 I don't want to. 837 01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,208 - Why not? - Because you'll use it on the show. 838 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,962 Isn't that the deal we made? 839 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,325 Well, this one might have potential. I don't want to mess it up. 840 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,682 Why would I mess it up? 841 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,002 We're looking for a boyfriend for you, right? 842 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,361 - But promise this stays between us. - Okay, 843 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,684 but you have some more wine. 844 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,844 He was... 845 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:36,808 charming, handsome, funny... 846 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,651 - Excuse me... - Cheerful... 847 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:43,691 Isn't this the same guy who left you waiting in a restaurant for two hours? 848 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,683 Turns out we have a lot in common. 849 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,890 He also loves music and lost someone close to him. 850 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,320 Whom? 851 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,960 His wife. 852 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,647 She died of cancer nine months ago and... it's a sad story. 853 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,451 That's why he couldn't make it. 854 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:06,801 His daughter ran away from school, he was looking for her. 855 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,845 What's with the face? 856 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,328 - Can't you hear how that sounds? - How? 857 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,122 His wife died of cancer. 858 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,283 And his daughter went missing. 859 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:19,522 He showed me pictures. 860 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,803 Of his dead wife and escaping kid? 861 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,928 If you'd lost someone, you wouldn't be making fun. 862 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,729 A pity I haven't then. 863 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,964 That's not what I meant, I just... 864 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,444 He wasn't lying. 865 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,405 We had a terribly nice time. 866 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,324 So terrible or nice? 867 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,528 - So when should I bring the piano? - What piano? 868 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,241 You fell in love, we had a deal. 869 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,522 Fell in love? I just had a good time. 870 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,920 Ok, 871 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,091 it's late, I have a busy day tomorrow. 872 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,331 But thanks, the food was delicious. 873 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,284 I'll find the elevator myself. 874 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,322 Your face looks like a dog's behind, if you keep singing, I'll lose my mind! 875 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,407 Don't listen to him, your face is beautiful. 876 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,849 Count out loud. 877 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,322 Five, six, seven... 878 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,451 - Everything ok? - It'll heal. 879 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,649 I'm sorry. I didn't know he was a jerk. 880 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:06,841 It's ok. It's sweet that you care. 881 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,850 I can't imagine how you must have felt. 882 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:13,722 You're just sitting there, talking, and suddenly I barge in... 883 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,765 It must have been a shock. 884 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,810 Hold that thought, I'll be right back and you'll tell me everything. 885 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,563 - Hello. - We've decided to take your advice. 886 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,006 I'm glad. 887 01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,122 You must be Matylda. 888 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,891 - Hello. - Hello. 889 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,364 - She's adorable. - Definitely her mother's genes. 890 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,970 Children, this is our new friend. Say hello. 891 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,122 Hi! 892 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,642 She'll do great. 893 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,844 - Thanks for bringing her. - I should be thanking you. 894 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,606 I had fun talking to you, so I hoped... 895 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,886 That we could keep talking. 896 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,085 Tonight. 897 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,410 With pleasure. 898 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,564 Quiet! 899 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,811 - Then I'll see you. - Good bye! 900 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,326 What are you doing? 901 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,126 Go study, read something! 902 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:05,764 That idiot. I'll show him. I'll meet someone. I'm still young. 903 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,729 He'll beg me for forgiveness. 904 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:16,046 “I'm so sorry, my dear... 905 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,765 but go fuck yourself.” 906 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,121 For the greatest guy in the world Your Ola 907 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,328 - Nice suit. - Nice indeed. 908 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,729 You look quite good yourself, might I add. 909 01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,682 So... have fun with Ania. 910 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,769 And you with the accountant. 911 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,167 Oh, I will most definitely have so much fun. 912 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,842 Voila. After you. 913 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:14,011 - Age before beauty. - Ladies first. 914 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,651 - You're in more of a hurry. - I'll wait. 915 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,922 I had no idea men could sing opera? 916 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,806 Crazy, right? 917 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:43,801 Shocking. 918 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,162 I need to tweet about it. 919 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,649 Something stronger. 920 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,564 Make it a double. 921 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,969 What were we talking about? 922 01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,242 I don't remember. I can't think now, I have to tweet. 923 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:16,841 - Where are you going? - Take some selfies, I'll be right back. 924 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,131 Ania? 925 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,286 Tomek? 926 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,329 What are you doing here? 927 01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:39,920 You look great. Beautiful. 928 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,089 You... too. 929 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,844 - Shall we...? - Ania! 930 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,770 I didn't know it is so hard to get into a club. 931 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:51,727 - Antoni, this is Tomek, my... - Colleague. 932 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,601 Do you teach as well? 933 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,927 - Pardon? - I asked if you're a teacher. 934 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:02,084 - No. I'm on television. - A producer? 935 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:07,281 Kind of. I have this talk show with puppets. 936 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,522 Cool. Sounds exciting. 937 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:12,810 - Unfortunately, I don't watch too much TV. - What do you do? 938 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,362 Boring stuff. 939 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,164 He's a doctor. 940 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,402 A doctor. Wow. 941 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,246 Just a gastroenterologist. Nothing flashy. 942 01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,967 Nothing flashy. He just saves people's lives. 943 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,644 So we have something in common. 944 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,690 We both stick our hands up asses for a living... 945 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,762 That's true. 946 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:41,005 So, listen, maybe you could come to the show the day after tomorrow. 947 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,726 What? We can't. 948 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,724 - Why not? Matylda loves puppets. - Your daughter? 949 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,044 Yes. 950 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,129 Well in that case you must come. 951 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,326 Definitely. 952 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,762 Are you sure you're free? 953 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,569 - Yeah. Tomorrow, right? - The day after. 954 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:01,651 The day after... I can't. I have work. 955 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,240 Too bad. 956 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:10,760 I should take this. I'll be back before you can say gastroenterology. 957 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,202 - He's cute. - What was that? 958 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:15,401 What? 959 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,046 I invited him. To our show. 960 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,966 - You told him about the show, right? - Of course... not. 961 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,724 You're lying to him? 962 01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,207 I'm not, I just... 963 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,810 Oh, grow up. 964 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,683 Ania, wait. 965 01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:37,887 - Sorry! - Ok, yeah, enough! 966 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,362 You need to speak up. 967 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,884 I know, darling, I'm sorry. I'm at a club with my friends. 968 01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,042 I know, it's loud. 969 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:02,208 No, I'll be very late tonight. Don't wait up. 970 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,600 Will you tell mom good night from me? 971 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,362 Kisses to you both. Sleep well. 972 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,724 Occupied. 973 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,530 Are you gonna use that? 974 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,329 Surprised, huh? 975 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,641 How could you do this to me, like some... 976 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:07,965 whore! 977 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,202 How could... 978 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,285 Unbelievable. 979 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,723 Surprised, huh? 980 01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,329 No, that's no good... 981 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:23,967 How could you do this to me? 982 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,645 You bitch you... 983 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,122 Surprised? 984 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,962 How could you do this to me? 985 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,242 Like a damn whore. 986 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,610 Here you go. 987 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,564 - Do you feel like... - Like murder! 988 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,922 - Good evening... - No, thank you. 989 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,646 Surprised, huh? How could you... 990 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,329 Surprised?! Were you expecting someone else? 991 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,691 How could you do this to me you cheating bastard?! 992 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,360 Can't you watch porn on the internet like any other guy? 993 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,289 You want whores to send you perverted pics? 994 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:32,001 - Perverted? - That's what I'm saying! 995 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:38,209 I had to lose my job to learn what a lying cheating bastard you are. 996 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,841 Wait a minute...? You got fired again?! 997 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,726 Yeah, I was. Months ago! So what? 998 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:49,890 I knew it! Why can't you keep a job? You're completely irresponsible! 999 01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:56,242 And you didn't even notice! You never had any respect for me! 1000 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,004 Respect?! 1001 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,241 I can't believe I ever thought you could be a decent wife! 1002 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,601 Let alone a mother to my child! 1003 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:08,651 You can't even hold onto a job, let alone a family! 1004 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,364 - Great! - Great... 1005 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:17,167 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to... 1006 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,367 - Maybe it's time for me to leave. - Fine with me. 1007 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,245 There's the door. 1008 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,450 Welcome to my humble abode. 1009 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,964 Humble? It's cozy. 1010 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:09,762 Sorry, it's a bit messy. 1011 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,403 You should see our place. 1012 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:19,524 This is the bathroom, the hall, and the living room. 1013 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:23,960 Ola? 1014 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:26,203 I had nowhere to go. 1015 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:30,644 - Oh gosh. - Sure thing, honey. It's no problem. 1016 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,730 Bogdan is a pig. 1017 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:35,402 A pig. 1018 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:39,127 - I'm so sorry. - All men are pigs. Ania! 1019 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,529 Move away from that pig! 1020 01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:43,722 Back to the pigsty you pig! 1021 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,885 Good night. 1022 01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:51,205 Probably going home to his wife! Run away, you pig! 1023 01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:59,369 I'm sorry. Maybe he was a nice little piggy. 1024 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,930 - What happened? - Bogdan... 1025 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,604 The man who used to be so close to my heart... 1026 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,010 it's over. 1027 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,285 Tomek? 1028 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,771 - Octavia. - Walk with me. 1029 01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,168 - Is something wrong? - The ratings are down. 1030 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,966 - I know, I can expla... - No, just fix it. 1031 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,081 Sure. 1032 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,366 Maybe we should reveal Hania's true identity, while anyone still cares. 1033 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,684 I promised her anonymity. 1034 01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:18,442 How touching. 1035 01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:28,164 - And? - We need to boost the ratings. 1036 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,844 Even more? How? 1037 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,604 I have an idea. 1038 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:38,250 Are you sure it's the right house? 1039 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:41,324 No. We spent 8 hours staking out the wrong house. 1040 01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:43,166 Here we go. 1041 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:47,240 Got you! 1042 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,530 - It's like Miami Vice. - Hush. 1043 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,804 Which one do you want to be? 1044 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:55,682 - I'll be the black one. - You're so annoying. 1045 01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:02,088 Tell the guys to follow him and report. Watch out. 1046 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,162 You really want to do this? 1047 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,410 Are you blind? He's a fraud. 1048 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:16,369 - We're messing with people's lives... - Ratings won't go up by themselves. 1049 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,891 Your car, your rules. 1050 01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:28,964 I am afraid your husband has been cheating on you. 1051 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,249 I can't believe this. 1052 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,649 We have proof. 1053 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,167 I can't believe this. Not again. 1054 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:49,731 So it's not the first time? 1055 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:54,249 How is it that all these women fall for his weepy shtick? 1056 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,085 Who is that whore? 1057 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,647 It doesn't matter. 1058 01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:06,204 I know! I'll call him... No, I'll go to him and I'll kill him. 1059 01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:09,842 - Calm down. - You calm down! I'll cut his balls off! 1060 01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,130 Darling... 1061 01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:20,727 Darling, go to your room, I'll be right there. 1062 01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:28,291 - Perhaps... - You're gay, right? 1063 01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,722 Can you rape him for me? 1064 01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:34,080 Excuse me?! 1065 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,806 Here's what we'll do. I cut his balls off, 1066 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,042 you rape him, and then we kill him. 1067 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,680 - I'm not raping anyone! - Look, 1068 01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,324 I have a much better idea. 1069 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:49,526 - Ladies first. - You're kidding. 1070 01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:55,725 - Promise you won't murder me? - And walk back in the dark alone? 1071 01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,802 - Damn it... - What?! 1072 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:02,922 People are sleeping here! We're sorry! 1073 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:06,647 - Let me sleep! - The lady said she's sorry! 1074 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:11,044 - Do I bother you uninvited?! - We're both sorry. 1075 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,930 Antoni! 1076 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,087 Here. 1077 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,686 - Missed me? - Very much. 1078 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,923 It's beautiful. 1079 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:49,209 Beautiful women should be brought to beautiful places. 1080 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:57,605 - This is the amphitheater where... - Yes, Joanna used to sing here. 1081 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:04,085 She used to stand almost exactly where you are standing now. 1082 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:11,690 - Maybe we should leave... - You don't like it? 1083 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,764 No, I do. 1084 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:19,610 It's beautiful, but I think... 1085 01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:26,928 - Not again! - What the hell... 1086 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,122 Bravo, Antoni! 1087 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:31,970 An Oscar-worthy performance! 1088 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:37,209 We are here at the amphitheater for the grand unmasking 1089 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:39,602 of not one, but two people! 1090 01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:43,890 - The real Hania, and the real Antoni. - What?! 1091 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,803 Meet Ania, 1092 01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:50,010 the true inspiration for Hania, and a very close friend of mine. 1093 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:52,282 - Who is Hania? - She's a puppet. 1094 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:56,565 - What's this? Some sort of a show? - Duh! 1095 01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,722 Yes. No! I don't know what this is. 1096 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:02,640 Ania was brought here by this man - Antoni Bienczycki 1097 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:06,402 who is also leading something of a double life. Right? 1098 01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,442 What? 1099 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:14,284 He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy and deceit to prey on helpless women. 1100 01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:17,803 - What the hell? - In a moment, my fearless assistant will 1101 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:24,565 bring out your wife, so she can see what a lying, cheating asshole you are. 1102 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,723 - Marcel! - Let me go. 1103 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:28,120 You whore! 1104 01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:34,764 Leave me alone! 1105 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,130 ' Marysia? - Let go! 1106 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:48,282 - Antoni? What are you doing here? - What am I doing here? 1107 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,607 - Who is this? - My sister. 1108 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:55,081 - You married your own sister? - No, you idiot. My wife is dead. 1109 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,209 You're sleeping with both my husband and my brother? 1110 01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:02,407 - You lying... - I'm not sleeping with anyone! 1111 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:04,775 Just think, if you were living another life, 1112 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,754 you wouldn't get to experience this... 1113 01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:12,765 - Calm her down. Do something! - What can I do? 1114 01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:16,330 Stop! Quiet! 1115 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:23,649 Thank you very much. 1116 01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,766 There's clearly probably been a big misunderstanding. 1117 01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:32,086 Maria is not Antoni's wife, she's his sister. 1118 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,531 His wife is dead. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is. 1119 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,842 This has all been a mistake. 1120 01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:42,682 We didn't mean to cause you distress. 1121 01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:45,206 We apologize, and we're leaving now. 1122 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:47,722 Let's go. 1123 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:51,846 I also am surprised. 1124 01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:57,602 Antoni... 1125 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,680 You are all disgusting. 1126 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,724 At least it will be a great show! 1127 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:06,202 I'm sorry, Antoni... 1128 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:14,244 How could you? He's a good man. 1129 01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,404 I wanted to help... 1130 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:20,605 Help? You've been using me all this time. 1131 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,807 I was a fool to think we had an understanding. 1132 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:30,121 - Ania wait... - I don't want to see you again. Ever. 1133 01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,442 You can't just leave. 1134 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:35,604 - What about the piano? - I don't give a shit about your piano. 1135 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,202 An interesting evening, I have to say. 1136 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:52,565 But that footage. Awesome! 1137 01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:02,049 Oh well, good riddance. Let's go get a drink. 1138 01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:04,722 We've been through some shit together, eh? 1139 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,207 The community center in Nidzica, remember? 1140 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:14,323 And look where we are now. 1141 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:17,642 Yeah, where are we now? 1142 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,807 This whole thing today 1143 01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:25,124 - that wasn't the guy I spent the last 20 years with. 1144 01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:29,569 I just realized that guy is gone. 1145 01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:37,845 You didn't even say a word when she sidelined me. 1146 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:00,642 And he fucked it all up. 1147 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,890 Doctor Bienczycki, please leave a message. 1148 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:13,881 Do you wanna talk to mommy? 1149 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,122 Darling... 1150 01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:25,686 When we talk to mommy it's not exactly what you think. 1151 01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:27,529 I know, daddy. 1152 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,925 What do you know? 1153 01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:34,091 That mom isn't coming back. 1154 01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,930 Ela, sing on, don't mind him. 1155 01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:56,201 One, two, three... 1156 01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,962 - I can't. - Ela, don't run off... 1157 01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:09,202 Sounds like a cat being gassed, oh thank God, silence at last. 1158 01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:10,844 - Watch out! - What? 1159 01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:14,847 So you think it's funny? Humiliating girls for the amusement of others? 1160 01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:21,850 You think if you have a show, an audience, anything goes? 1161 01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,283 You behave like a little punk. 1162 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:26,402 And you know who likes little punks? No one! 1163 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:31,448 If you make fun of my group one more time, I'll shove this ball 1164 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:35,127 so far up your ass, that before you get it out, you'll die of constipation. 1165 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:39,725 Understand? 1166 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:44,522 What's going on? Everything okay? 1167 01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:47,921 Yes, everything's okay. Right, Igor? 1168 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,122 Just peachy. 1169 01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:54,931 Here are your invitations to the recital. 1170 01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,290 Nice. 1171 01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,564 What did you do this time? 1172 01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:10,682 Should we start without him? 1173 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:13,803 - Play it. - Good morning. 1174 01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:18,522 - Almost on time. - Where's Marcel? 1175 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,685 He didn't tell you? He quit in the morning. 1176 01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,762 Thank God for Jacek. 1177 01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:28,761 This is just the first cut. 1178 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:30,406 You whore! 1179 01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:40,920 He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy and deceit to prey on helpless women. 1180 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:43,162 You're sleeping with my husband? 1181 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:51,009 Meet Ania, the true inspiration for Hania, and a very close friend of mine. 1182 01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:55,403 An Oscar-worthy performance! 1183 01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:04,650 - But she's not his wife. - Great, but put in more Springer stuff. 1184 01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:08,851 And have the music build up until the wife appears. 1185 01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:12,003 - She's not his wife. - Really? 1186 01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:17,727 Okay. We'll tweak the music. 1187 01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:22,241 Put “Antoni - cheating husband” at the bottom. 1188 01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:23,925 And send me a copy. 1189 01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:31,122 Hello. Just the TV guide. 1190 01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:35,807 WOLF TO UNMASK THE REAL HANIA 1191 01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,571 Your change... 1192 01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:54,000 - Hi, morn. - Hi. 1193 01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:02,729 And what's this? 1194 01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:05,965 - An invitation. - To what? 1195 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:09,731 The recital I'm preparing for the end of school year. 1196 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,129 And the TV guide? 1197 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,842 - What? - The TV guide. 1198 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:19,771 How am I supposed to know what's on? 1199 01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:22,769 If you want the TV guide, 1200 01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:27,207 then maybe go out and buy one yourself. 1201 01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:28,647 Watch your tone. 1202 01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,684 Instead of sitting on your ass all day, watching this drivel. 1203 01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:33,762 Is that how you talk to your mother? 1204 01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:36,362 Mother? Since when? 1205 01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:38,290 I'm the one taking care of you. 1206 01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:42,530 Delivering your mail, buying groceries, mornings and evenings. 1207 01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:46,042 - I'm like your nursemaid. - You think I have it easy? 1208 01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:50,290 You think I'm having the time of my life?! 1209 01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,807 Ania? Ania! 1210 01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:04,651 O New comments: O 1211 01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:16,444 Stop recording this, you brat! 1212 01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:19,603 What did you call my daughter, you readheaded trollop?! 1213 01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:25,761 - Get out! You don't work here anymore! - That's because I quit! You fascists! 1214 01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:29,321 Let's go, Zoska. 1215 01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:56,285 Dad? 1216 01:35:58,160 --> 01:35:59,844 Are you home? 1217 01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:00,722 Are you enjoying this? 1218 01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:11,729 You're the most stubborn chick I've ever met. 1219 01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:43,930 Beautiful. 1220 01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:51,365 - We've missed you! - Good morning, miss. 1221 01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:53,045 Good morning. 1222 01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:00,723 I thought you wouldn't be back. 1223 01:38:00,880 --> 01:38:02,450 I didn't really have a choice. 1224 01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:05,166 She's been singing my ear off. 1225 01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:08,762 She practically dragged me here. 1226 01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:12,642 I'm so sorry about what happened... 1227 01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:14,364 Don't be... 1228 01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:19,002 - it woke me up. Your friend... - He's not my friend. 1229 01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:21,760 Okay, but he was right about one thing. 1230 01:38:22,960 --> 01:38:26,521 I am a liar. I've been lying to myself. 1231 01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:32,168 The truth is, I need to find closure before I can move on. 1232 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,602 I know the feeling. 1233 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:04,881 - Is anyone working here? - What will it be? 1234 01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,925 - I'd like... - Tomek Wilczynski? 1235 01:40:08,320 --> 01:40:11,563 Yes. But no autographs today. 1236 01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:13,449 I'll show you Faust... 1237 01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:16,211 Hey! The pukemeister! 1238 01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:50,005 Marcel... 1239 01:40:53,360 --> 01:40:55,601 Marcel! 1240 01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:03,331 Stop shouting. What are you doing? 1241 01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:06,410 I've no idea what I'm doing. 1242 01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:08,843 I don't know what's going on. 1243 01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:13,841 Since high school, when you used to let me copy your answers... 1244 01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:17,409 I just don't know how I could... 1245 01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:19,090 Marcel! 1246 01:41:19,560 --> 01:41:21,562 Don't close the... 1247 01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:26,441 Don't leave me, please! I won't make it on my own! 1248 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:28,164 Shut the fuck up! 1249 01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:36,128 Why aren't you in my life when I need you so much! 1250 01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:37,770 Stop yelling! 1251 01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:43,164 Thank you for coming down. 1252 01:41:43,440 --> 01:41:46,887 Ok, just get up, don't be silly. 1253 01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:52,603 I'm so terribly sad. 1254 01:41:54,720 --> 01:41:57,246 I love you so much. 1255 01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:05,003 - I love you too. - I'm sorry. I did it all wrong. 1256 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:11,447 - You've done nothing wrong. - Please forgive me. 1257 01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:14,650 I forgive you. Come on. 1258 01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:19,442 Is that Tomek Wilczynski? 1259 01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:21,725 I didn't know he was gay. 1260 01:42:22,920 --> 01:42:25,605 Come on, everything will be fine. 1261 01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:34,290 Ania... 1262 01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:37,122 Ania... 1263 01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:43,883 Someone's at the door. Tell them to go away. 1264 01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:48,844 Is there a fire?! 1265 01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,967 - Hello. - Hi. 1266 01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:59,802 Is Ola here? 1267 01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:03,922 Wait, I still don't get it. 1268 01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:07,164 You made two fake profiles and convinced Ola and Bogdan 1269 01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:11,086 they were talking to each other when they were actually talking to you? 1270 01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:19,011 I'm impressed. So much planning, and secrecy... incredible. 1271 01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:22,130 - How did you pull it off? It's... - Ania... 1272 01:43:25,240 --> 01:43:27,049 I'm off to school. 1273 01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:32,804 Good luck. 1274 01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:47,011 So the joke's over. You can come back home now, right? 1275 01:43:50,840 --> 01:43:52,126 Not really. 1276 01:43:56,640 --> 01:44:00,645 - But I'm sorry. I didn't want to... - Stop it. 1277 01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:02,924 It's not your fault. 1278 01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:10,561 You just helped us realize that things had been off for quite a while, and... 1279 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:16,323 - We're simply not a good match. - But you are. 1280 01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:18,884 We were happy. 1281 01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:21,962 I'm not much of a mother anyway. 1282 01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:28,690 So you're just giving UP? 1283 01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:33,089 Kids! Slight change of plans. 1284 01:45:33,320 --> 01:45:34,970 Pass these around. 1285 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:41,161 Piotr... 1286 01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:44,321 - I need your help. - Calm down. 1287 01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:45,202 What's up? 1288 01:45:45,280 --> 01:45:48,045 Are you still in that band? 1289 01:45:48,320 --> 01:45:49,731 We jam sometimes. 1290 01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:53,686 I need them, and you, and all of you. 1291 01:45:54,240 --> 01:45:56,242 And most of all, you Igor. 1292 01:45:56,440 --> 01:45:58,920 Come on. 1293 01:45:59,440 --> 01:46:00,851 Let's go. 1294 01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:02,968 Don't be scared. Be a man. 1295 01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:33,411 Marcel. I thought you quit. 1296 01:46:33,520 --> 01:46:38,651 - I wouldn't miss the season finale. - Yeah, It's going to be sensational. 1297 01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:41,202 Octavia was looking for you. 1298 01:46:41,840 --> 01:46:43,365 Again? 1299 01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:48,090 "Get me that bald-headed idiot". Figured she meant you. 1300 01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:56,682 We have these inside jokes, you know... 1301 01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:01,127 But we're starting in a moment. 1302 01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,288 I can run the intro for you. 1303 01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:06,886 You'll be back by the end of the monologue. 1304 01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:09,207 Ok, I'll be right back. 1305 01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:25,847 - How much time do we have? - 30 seconds. 1306 01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:29,402 - Great. Here you go. - What's this? 1307 01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:30,846 A slight change of plans. 1308 01:47:33,360 --> 01:47:35,362 Oh, how I missed this. 1309 01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:41,646 The mixing chamber is empty. 1310 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:44,002 Releasing the lock... 1311 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:49,366 It is time to start in 3, 2, 1... applause! 1312 01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:58,323 Tomek! Tomek! 1313 01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:10,962 Hania! Hania! 1314 01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:16,570 The season finale! Incredible. 1315 01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:20,162 I never thought I'd make it this far. 1316 01:48:20,240 --> 01:48:23,722 I remember we started out years ago with my friend, 1317 01:48:23,840 --> 01:48:27,208 doing puppet shows in a local community center. 1318 01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:30,250 Who remembers what a community center is? 1319 01:48:30,800 --> 01:48:36,011 In our case, it was where drunk plumbers yelled “show us your tits!”. 1320 01:48:39,720 --> 01:48:41,722 Here I am. 1321 01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:44,082 Obviously. 1322 01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:49,208 - You wanted to talk to me. - No. 1323 01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:52,844 Damn it. 1324 01:48:55,160 --> 01:48:58,528 Suddenly I get a call from Rafa! Wolski. 1325 01:48:58,760 --> 01:49:00,967 Rafal freaking Wolski! 1326 01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:06,442 He saw me perform and invited me to his show. My first TV appearance. 1327 01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,204 Rafal. thanks for then, 1328 01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,204 and sorry for now. 1329 01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:13,446 Incredible. That was 5 years ago. 1330 01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:16,570 Now I'm standing in the same studio, 1331 01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:21,285 and you could say I finally have what I wanted. 1332 01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:26,362 But not what I needed. 1333 01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:35,449 - Ania, come see this. - Yes. Thank you very much. 1334 01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:38,564 Yes, last night I got my ass kicked. 1335 01:49:39,080 --> 01:49:40,684 And you know what? 1336 01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:43,729 That's exactly what I needed. 1337 01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:48,285 I made fun of real people who... 1338 01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:53,371 Man... 1339 01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:59,728 People who were braver than me, because they weren't scared of failure... 1340 01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:02,049 People who were looking for love, 1341 01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:06,961 and the funny thing is - some of them found it. 1342 01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:10,650 See for yourselves. 1343 01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:14,001 - My name is Mikolaj. - Edyta. 1344 01:50:15,520 --> 01:50:17,522 I came here with the real Hania once. 1345 01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:20,522 On an Internet date. 1346 01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:23,924 The date was just awful. 1347 01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:26,527 We didn't click. She was too out of style. 1348 01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:27,801 But she was right. 1349 01:50:27,880 --> 01:50:31,123 I went home and told my family I'm... 1350 01:50:31,200 --> 01:50:32,531 Gay. 1351 01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:36,328 But a moment later I met... 1352 01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:38,889 my treasure. 1353 01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:44,522 She was afraid to commit, at first, but eventually... 1354 01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:45,840 Leave it. 1355 01:50:45,960 --> 01:50:52,684 Karolina enchanted me with her vitality, beauty, and personality... 1356 01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:56,646 What are you staring at?! He's my man! 1357 01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:59,925 He says I relax him. 1358 01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:03,846 - He likes visiting me at work. - Because she makes great coffee. 1359 01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:06,602 Later, I met Gertruda. 1360 01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:10,209 When she stepped through the door, her hair blowing in the breeze. 1361 01:51:10,240 --> 01:51:12,322 - So modern and stylish... - Ania! 1362 01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:14,767 I cut that woman's hair! 1363 01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:22,124 I yelled at that hairdresser, but because of her I met the love of my life. 1364 01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:25,604 - I 'd like to thank her. - Look, it's mom's client. 1365 01:51:25,720 --> 01:51:30,089 Ola, you're a true artist. Thank you. 1366 01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,169 I was looking for you, but I guess you only work with stars now. 1367 01:51:33,920 --> 01:51:35,763 Hugs and kisses. 1368 01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:37,882 You just called her “mom”. 1369 01:51:39,560 --> 01:51:41,562 No I didn't. 1370 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:48,404 It's cool. We care for each other, trust each other... 1371 01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:53,451 Stop it. 1372 01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:13,121 Mother! 1373 01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:19,529 - And you? Are you single? - Not now, mom... 1374 01:52:20,640 --> 01:52:24,008 Ask the nice man for his number... 1375 01:52:34,360 --> 01:52:37,284 I didn't believe one could find love, especially on the Internet. 1376 01:52:37,760 --> 01:52:39,762 I still can't believe what they just said. 1377 01:52:40,280 --> 01:52:43,602 But I realized my mistake. 1378 01:52:44,520 --> 01:52:47,683 I was always focused on why things didn't work. 1379 01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:51,048 Then I realized that instead of looking for someone ideal, 1380 01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:53,682 I should look for someone 1381 01:52:55,560 --> 01:52:58,609 who makes up for my deficiencies. 1382 01:52:59,040 --> 01:53:02,726 The thing about the real Hania is she's not perfect either. 1383 01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:07,090 She's annoying, neurotic, she talks way too much 1384 01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:10,604 and she's the sloppiest eater I have ever seen... 1385 01:53:10,960 --> 01:53:14,203 But she's not afraid to be herself. 1386 01:53:15,160 --> 01:53:17,640 And she knows better than me that in life you should fight 1387 01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:19,682 not for what you want, 1388 01:53:21,320 --> 01:53:22,731 but for what you need. 1389 01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:30,570 If you had told me this 6 months ago, I'd laugh at you. 1390 01:53:31,080 --> 01:53:33,082 But now I'll say it from this stage: 1391 01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:38,361 honesty takes guts. 1392 01:53:39,360 --> 01:53:41,727 And not everyone has what it takes. 1393 01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:44,402 People like Hania do. 1394 01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:49,122 to mock others. 1395 01:53:50,160 --> 01:53:54,768 But I never had the courage to stop pretending. 1396 01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,964 And that's why I'm alone. 1397 01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:06,283 So you want to know who the real Hania is? 1398 01:54:09,320 --> 01:54:10,560 She's right in front of you. 1399 01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:14,603 You pass her on the subway, in the hallway, 1400 01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:18,127 maybe she works at your office, maybe she lives next door. 1401 01:54:18,520 --> 01:54:22,161 It's someone you overlooked, second-guessed, or mistreated. 1402 01:54:22,520 --> 01:54:26,525 You will notice her once you stop thinking only about yourself. 1403 01:54:28,680 --> 01:54:33,163 So I want to ask you all. You, my audience... 1404 01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:36,524 Take a look around. 1405 01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:39,802 Don't do what I did. 1406 01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:42,924 Don't blow it. 1407 01:54:44,320 --> 01:54:47,210 Because you may find yourself in an empty house, 1408 01:54:48,360 --> 01:54:49,691 all alone. 1409 01:54:53,920 --> 01:54:56,969 So that was that. Good luck. 1410 01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:12,522 INVITATION 1411 01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:39,930 Headmaster_110 invites to his planet. 1412 01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:10,004 Beautiful, isn't it? 1413 01:56:12,280 --> 01:56:15,170 Delivered this morning. No sender. 1414 01:56:16,720 --> 01:56:18,722 Probably some foundation, right? 1415 01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:26,406 HAVE A GREAT PERFORMANCE 1416 01:56:57,640 --> 01:57:02,123 - Hello, headmaster. - Come on in... 1417 01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:15,527 - I'm glad you came. - Good evening. Headmaster, I presume? 1418 01:57:16,840 --> 01:57:18,001 Uh... 1419 01:57:18,920 --> 01:57:20,684 Headmaster_110? 1420 01:57:24,040 --> 01:57:26,281 Yes. Yes, of course. 1421 01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:29,291 And you must be FlirtyGirl. 1422 01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:31,443 Nice to meet you. 1423 01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:33,364 I'll tell you one thing. 1424 01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:38,242 Your profile picture doesn't do you justice. 1425 01:57:39,760 --> 01:57:41,444 Dad, I need to... 1426 01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:43,811 Oh, you have a daughter? 1427 01:57:43,920 --> 01:57:47,242 Yes. This is my daughter... Her name is... 1428 01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:49,321 Zoska. 1429 01:57:57,760 --> 01:57:59,285 I'll show you to your seats. 1430 01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:02,125 Just so you know, you're grounded for a year for this. 1431 01:58:51,760 --> 01:58:54,411 There were so many days 1432 01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:58,090 That drained our strength 1433 01:58:59,720 --> 01:59:06,205 There were so many moments That left us breathless 1434 01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:10,051 When you regret those 1435 01:59:10,400 --> 01:59:13,722 That gave you nothing but grief 1436 01:59:14,280 --> 01:59:17,204 Just realize this, 1437 01:59:18,120 --> 01:59:21,329 Just remember that 1438 01:59:22,240 --> 01:59:29,203 Only the days yet to come are still important. 1439 01:59:32,000 --> 01:59:37,564 The moments we're waiting for are all that matter. 1440 01:59:39,280 --> 01:59:45,128 Only the days yet to come are still important. 1441 01:59:47,040 --> 01:59:50,362 The moments we're waiting for are all that matter. 1442 01:59:54,520 --> 01:59:58,923 The world can be a better place, be brave - make up for your mistakes. 1443 01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:04,451 There's still time in the universe. change yourself first. 1444 02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:10,041 There's no point weeping, no point crying Think about it and stop denying 1445 02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:12,771 Don't live in the past, the future can be better 1446 02:00:12,840 --> 02:00:15,081 Only the days ahead of us matter! 1447 02:00:15,560 --> 02:00:20,521 There was a successful man Who had everything he desired 1448 02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:26,005 But one day lost his way On the twisting road of life. 1449 02:00:26,160 --> 02:00:30,688 Though his fortune was gone He listened to his heart 1450 02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:37,922 And never gave up hope, because... 1451 02:00:46,200 --> 02:00:50,125 Only the days yet to come are still important. 1452 02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:55,605 The moments we're waiting for are all that matter. 1453 02:00:56,920 --> 02:01:00,891 Only the days yet to come are still important. 1454 02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:06,205 Only the days yet to come are still important. 1455 02:01:09,240 --> 02:01:15,850 How can you see those you know with fresh eyes? 1456 02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:19,330 How do you collect your thoughts 1457 02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:22,930 when they've been scattered? 1458 02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:30,245 How do you find in yourself The strength to carry on? 1459 02:01:31,160 --> 02:01:34,243 Search for the answers 1460 02:01:35,000 --> 02:01:38,971 There is always time, because... 1461 02:01:42,760 --> 02:01:46,810 Only the days yet to come are still important. 1462 02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:51,966 The moments we're waiting for are all that matter. 1463 02:02:40,680 --> 02:02:42,682 I liked your singing. 1464 02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:16,002 Forgive me. 1465 02:03:29,720 --> 02:03:32,883 - Thanks, bye. - Bye. 1466 02:03:37,840 --> 02:03:40,923 - Friend of yours? - Mom... 1467 02:04:28,960 --> 02:04:30,450 Maybe it's time to meet? 1468 02:04:30,520 --> 02:04:31,885 Hey, where'd you 99? 1469 02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:33,684 I hope I didn't scare you off? 1470 02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:35,006 OK, I'll write for both of us 1471 02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:36,610 This is Ania, how's life. 1472 02:04:36,640 --> 02:04:37,766 I'm missing you BitterSweet. 1473 02:04:37,800 --> 02:04:39,290 You know BitterSweet, when I'm ready 1474 02:04:39,320 --> 02:04:40,845 to meet I'll let you know right away. 1475 02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:42,291 Three weeks since the last message. 1476 02:04:46,280 --> 02:04:48,282 Tomorrow 8pm at Café Rynek. 1477 02:04:48,320 --> 02:04:50,322 Hope I recognize you. 1478 02:05:13,640 --> 02:05:15,881 water and breadsticks? 1479 02:05:16,320 --> 02:05:20,120 - Still waiting for someone. - My breath is bated. 1480 02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:11,930 Piotr? 1481 02:06:14,080 --> 02:06:15,889 Who the fuck is Piotr? 1482 02:06:17,280 --> 02:06:18,725 Jerk! 1483 02:06:19,120 --> 02:06:21,168 You were pretending to be BitterSweet all this time! 1484 02:06:21,200 --> 02:06:23,168 - I wasn't pretending. - A bas clef?! 1485 02:06:23,280 --> 02:06:27,046 I thought you'd like it! I thought it would be romant.. 1486 02:06:29,360 --> 02:06:30,521 Marcel! 1487 02:06:38,120 --> 02:06:41,090 Coming, Your Lowness. 1488 02:06:41,920 --> 02:06:44,082 What the hell are you doing? Give me a hand! 1489 02:06:50,600 --> 02:06:52,125 Mount up! 1490 02:06:52,400 --> 02:06:55,165 - Help me up! - Sure, Your Fierceness... 1491 02:06:56,400 --> 02:06:57,731 Away! 1492 02:06:58,880 --> 02:07:02,407 Minstrels! Follow them! Romantically! 1493 02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:14,204 How can you be such a stubborn, annoying, stuck-up chick, 1494 02:07:14,240 --> 02:07:16,766 - Me stubborn? - And not understand that if 1495 02:07:16,880 --> 02:07:22,444 I make a fool of myself in front of all these people, trying to appologize 1496 02:07:22,560 --> 02:07:29,330 it's not to make fun of you, but to say that... 1497 02:07:29,600 --> 02:07:31,602 I love you! 1498 02:07:32,240 --> 02:07:33,401 You what? 1499 02:07:44,560 --> 02:07:47,040 Did he just say that he loved me? 1500 02:07:48,240 --> 02:07:49,526 Tomek! 1501 02:07:57,160 --> 02:07:58,571 Stop that horse! 1502 02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:18,805 Oh my God! 1503 02:08:22,040 --> 02:08:23,166 Ania? 1504 02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:27,168 Is that the crazy lady from your school? 1505 02:08:28,520 --> 02:08:30,204 Now I understand. 1506 02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:44,206 - Are you okay? - The horse... ravished me... 1507 02:08:51,040 --> 02:08:52,371 I didn't catch what you said. 1508 02:08:52,560 --> 02:08:56,884 - I said you were the most stubborn... - Not that. 1509 02:08:58,960 --> 02:09:01,361 I'm in love with you. 1510 02:09:25,360 --> 02:09:29,684 Wilczynski in love? His friends confirm! 1511 02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:38,444 Viewers departed with Wilk? Head of network to be replaced. 1512 02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:41,963 The man behind Wilk. Producer Marcel shares his new plans. 1513 02:09:52,960 --> 02:09:56,328 Star stylist talks about love, family and hair psychology. 1514 02:10:02,360 --> 02:10:04,362 How one show turned a school 1515 02:10:04,440 --> 02:10:06,442 into a hotbed of musical talent. 1516 02:10:12,600 --> 02:10:14,364 How a family feud helped a teenager make 1517 02:10:14,400 --> 02:10:16,323 a hit communicator for parents and kids. 1518 02:14:21,960 --> 02:14:24,804 All real estate the characters live in is inherited. 1519 02:14:26,920 --> 02:14:29,924 No animals suffered during the production of this film, 1520 02:14:30,000 --> 02:14:32,367 unlike the crew members and their families. 1521 02:14:45,440 --> 02:14:47,283 What a piece of shit. 1522 02:14:48,680 --> 02:14:50,011 Zofia Syroka DI FACTORY 1522 02:14:51,305 --> 02:14:57,201 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 113924